/Brit/

yeah

Corbyn

*picks nose*
*looks at end of finger*
hmmm
*flicks bogey in your direction*

I agree really, when you see middle class people online going on about how great Britain is and how we're going to show the EU a thing or two talk as if we're just out of WW2 and still have an empire.

Guess it's just the way they were brought up.

alri?

>My mum asked a flight attendant for a biscuit for me and my sister and she said in a super passive-aggresive way "Your children can have them when I say they're ready"

Why?

>listening to anything but eastern european folk music

youtube.com/watch?v=caf32C6Vg5w

post it so I can laugh

Some of the cities I visited Between July 2015-July 2016: New York, Washington DC. Miami, Austin, Santa Fe, L.A, San Francisco, Seattle, Vancouver, Chicago, Berlin, Brussels, Geneva, Nice, Monaco, Helsinki, Moscow, St Petersburg, Beijing, Shanghai, Hong Kong, Tokyo, Singapore, Dubai.

>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse

if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely

i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second

think on

youtube.com/watch?v=i6FAeycz2S4

kek

KEK

K E K

see
>All of their flight attendents are 65 years old because they're on old contacts and impossible to fire or retire.

no :x

This is Graham

nose is blocked deep up and I can't clear it at all

Cossacks were extreme right wing militaristic lads raised in a warrior culture

they fought in the White army and after the war the USSR banned cossacks as a nationality you uneducated scamp

alri gaz

Some of the fucks I give: Oh look, there aren't any

abc.net.au/news/2016-10-04/indonesians-'in-love'-with-south-korea/7899628
>It seems South Korea has it all, and many things Indonesia does not, including Korean pop music.

>In a central Jakarta shopping mall, Indonesian Korean enthusiasts arrived for a K-pop competition.

>One of the performers, 20-year-old Arthur Perdana, has the Korean style down pat — a bowl-style haircut, with a light orange tinge and green contact lenses.

Christ lads

Graham doesn't get many dates....

hahahahahahahaa

I never thought about it too hard but AA was the only airline I'd flown with where the flight attendants got shirty with me over giving me stuff and were pretty rude.

They want to be white haha

when did Korea become such a cultural powerhouse?
fucking Asians and loads of white people are obsessed with them.

Just got a fresh cut lads, what do you think? I reckon the barber scalped me a wee bit, too short for my liking tbf

going to cop a super oem

Allah take you

...

He almost looks like a weird italian or gypsy kid

would love to shag a high test jap or korean women but theres basically none that exist

Come on Eileen

is that australian lass still here? is she into yanks?

>paying £300 extra to bring luggage onto a plane

scam. what happens if you bring luggage on the 'economy' flights where you can only bring hand luggage?

>iGF fell asleep while on skype to me

Pretty good feel desu

Autism has been on the rise the past decade, same reason for the whole Japan debacle

You can fuck my girl. Nut on her face. Make her call you daddy. But at the end of the night, if I'm cuddling with her, who really wins?

>the internet
>made in america
why are yanks so delusional?

big titty thicc Asians that aren't just fatties are usually pretty full of themselves but are not that hard if you work at it.

we invented everything

>an american using the word lass

I doubt any woman is into bent anglophiles mate

Ah yes of course the Canadian is an expert on Asian people

but Japanese pop-culture isn't nearly as strong in the mainstream now as it used to be.

Alri what's the janny situation been like lately. BT turned my internet off so not been about.

(me in the middle)

>we

oh fuck off

ft. knox has the world's largest store of pure internet
what now?

its true though and everyone but brits agree

*steals the internet*

HOWLING

can one of you rich travel people answer

i'd like to call her my gf but that's up to her

Most American carriers are stuck with flight attendents from 20-30 years ago when the pay and contracts were much better. Because of unions it's difficult to replace older employees for younger ones. The old hags working now get priority to business/first class and usually don't take shit from anyone anymore because they know they won't face repercussions I assume.

Still don't know why she was such a cunt to you though.

as the West collapses to multiculturalism, Russia will be the final homeland and refuge for all European peoples after the 2050s

just letting you know x

getting my daily dose of young turks and buzzfeed

>sets off a dirty nuke in your internet supply thereby contaminating it and making all other internet stockpiles worth even more.

He's saying he's selling the American Internet to Globalists. He's not saying it was invented in America, just that they made their own infrastructure and now they're getting fucked over harder than Sweden and they don't even realise it yet.

alri

seems to have cooled his hot head

(me on the right)

well good luck. no idea what it is you're talking about

Russia is neither white or European

>coming from an Australian

HOWLING

>Doesnt know the difference between the internet and WWW

please end yourself. I'd tell you not to reproduce, but you need to have sex for that to happen

youtube.com/watch?v=MGQaH3-LK54

dunno lad those russians are a strange hostile crowd

Russia is dying too, or did you not notice their birthrate is in the dumpster?

>coming from an australian

alri zhang ping

must be you weren't here a few hours ago

there was a literal aussie girl making vocaroos

>implying our internet isn't booby trapped to unleash antimatter projectiles at all other stocks of internet

schizophrenics have unplugged from the matrix

Russians were European, before 1917

Haha alri Xi Ping

>neither...or

not an argument

>seems to have cooled his hot head

you would be sorely mistaken

I see nothing wrong with Chinese immigrants

they integrate after 1-2 generations and start inventing quantum computers

y-you..... diabolical
of course you know you're absolutely mad

obsession with temporary nation-states is a primitive mammalian-territory-ego-status game

but they look chinky

>they integrate after 1-2 generations
haha alri Rasheed
They just form their own communities and gooky hugboxes

Saw her today, lads... couldn't bring myself to talk to her

t. Chang Ping Pong

>I see nothing wrong with Chinese immigrants

Alri crocodile Chung Ching

we'll have to agree to disagree

>when a paki doesn't know how to use "Whom" near me

just remembered the time i got mudbutt from a chinese buffet

>WWW is the same thing as the internet
Please stop posting

The commercialization and popularization of the internet is mostly due to our actions in the 90's

NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

why do chinks who were born here have chink accents

every other second gen immigrant group takes on at least some regional dialect

t. angry tibetans

...

>6 yank (You)s
teach me your ways, master

It's okay Pablo, there's always next time.

I shouldn't even be talking because I'm moving too Chyna

>insult the Irish and a UK flag defends them
MAKES YOU THINK

pretty sure you come on when he goes to bed desu

/r/asianmasculinity
/r/hapas

both good threads for butthurt asians

reading an old thread in the archives x

ft.knox is unironically full of gold and uranium

usually gen 1 and gen 2 chinese immigrants are way worse than FOB immigrants

Desu if you say anything bad about the chinks on pretty much any subreddit you're practically guaranteed a reply from someone defending them
it's a bit funny

How?

> 04/10/2016

out with the lads
me on the left

me in the middle

they're really arrogant for some reason, the rich ones at least

The best prison is one where you cant even see the bars.

...

not here x

they look like pillocks

youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg

Looks like some promotional poster from a movie but I can't quite remember which

Tried to get me for a month this time the bellend.
Big daddy mod approved my appeal though as he ALWAYS does.

Because it's underground and there's no light?

*walks towards you*

like that glass cell in Silence of the Lambs?

he needs to pull his finger out and give this janny the boot desu

Canada your opening statement

fuckin choon

statement

addicted to brocolli lads

Because they chemically blind you?

>Majority of my company's exports aren't to the EU

Thank Christ for that. When we initiate hard Brexit and loads of companies leave does that mean everything will get cheaper to account for the higher amount of poor people and I'll become relatively richer? Or will the price of everything increase a bit.

alri im putting my foot down

keep getting this billboard as a captcha
would like to know whats up

cracking music

youtube.com/watch?v=nbYDaP_zqHU

...

*jumps into /brit/*
*pulls down trackies*
OWZ ABOUT THAT THEN

who here moans when they wank

Why did you collapse Euro by making Brexit? That's not how you should treat your Western partners.

man that fit with maybe a jacket would be slick as fuck

I already dress like a fascist, but less so the classical blackshirt variant.

FUCK YOUR FATHER

FUCK YOU NIGGA, YOU'RE A PHONE!

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME

TO THE GOOD OL DAYS

always do a scream when I cum. roommates are furious every time

spread it

the EU is a bully. i don't blame them

fuck continental europe

same

lads, i'am quitting smoking 5 days now and i don't have any withdrawal symptoms i don't even want a smoke, what the fuck? i've smoked for 3 years

alri janny

I'm a cool girl I'm a I'm a cool girl

Bcuz da EU was tellin us how bendy are bananas cud be total wankers innit

You can skip a lot of things like that tbf, if it's mostly unintelligible or just way too much they don't seem to bother counting it

Nobody likes you
Everyone left you
They're all out without you
Having fun

Hey

young thugger

jeffery

Hi

ha just found 20p in my bed

BONGS ITT PLS

no Irish allowed k

Fuck off. She's mine.

my arse

We will destroy the EU from the West, you must destroy it from the East.

France will destroy it from within.

The eternal kraut will be exterminated at last.

The Internet was invented by DARPA. The World Wide Web was invented by a Briton but I think it was actually in Switzerland or wherever CERN is based.

HOLD TIGHT ALL OF DA MANDEM

spread it

That video where they climbed the London Olympic/West Ham stadium is quite cool

>browsing Cred Forums

>tfw to intelligent too use technology

just found your mum in mine

What should I wank to tonight lads?

tired of hurricanes having white person names

it's racist

y r u so mean ;((

told you

would you make me a sandwich?

reading a brit thread where I get extremely drunk and throw up all over my bed

almost reached the exciting conclusion

Who else here is a loyal and proud supporter of the janny and his efforts? I feel warm and safe at the thought of his eagle eye perusing this thread, ready to strike down kpop posts and early editions without a second's hesitation

Literally don't understand how anyone can get off to non-POV porn.

he better show me some respect

sick of this systematic irish oppression

before you know it they'll start assigning genders to hurricanes so they don't get offended

me

they could be blind

Yeah I tend to post here drunk at weekends and find reading over my posts the next day to be very entertaining

Who /Corbyn/ here?

>pass user since 2016
w-what

There's a leaf in my thread.

die commie scum

test

link pls

>pass user

what did he mean by this

you'd best say your farewells to that pass mate

>go to bed at 8 because I was really, really tired
>suddenly be wide awake at 11pm
>cannot drop back off

Ahh yes, very good.

news.sky.com/story/may-to-outlaw-legal-witch-hunt-against-troops-serving-in-conflict-10604798

SOMEONE STOP THIS FUCKING LEGEND

[Only Cred Forums pass users can see this post]

>all these vloggers trying to get big
>50 views a video

howling

just ate a whole box of your gay """digestive""" biscuits and am having a tummy ache now

fuck you guys

they did taste alright though

>have a nice big willy
>do not post it
who else /mastertroll/

Who #ToriesForCorbyn here?

one day...

got an overbite lads

Why haven't you started on the path to enlightenment lads?

>eating clean
>reading every day
>lifting weights
>taking acid
>taking any training/learning opportunities available through m work

fucking sick bastard

delete this

tb󠀀h

The banter patrol, miss those lads.

Oh fuck off you complete and utter bellsniff

They completely fucked YouTube

Looks like some awful shit designed for retarded normies

Fucking hell the internet was so much better 10 years ago

you're supposed to eat the chocolate ones you fool

fat bastard

quite a long read

i'll set the stage:

we've been watching pirates of the caribbean
I've drunk a whole bottle of rum in celebration
I disappeared about 2 hours ago

begin:

4archive.org/board/int/thread/52003864#p52008334

Then in the next thread (note the time), I continue

4archive.org/board/int/thread/52001339#p52008435

but i did

business idea: go through the archives and find posts that resulted in a large (You) output and copy them

one on the left is dire yuck

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mummy told me I should avoid this general cuz it has bad influence on me.

>implying acid alone will change anything

do all of these except acid. I dropped acid a few years back as its exhausting mentally

Went for a cheeky meal with the so-called family yesterday evening and this little slag in tights and a tiny skirt was serving and I made a comment about how short her skirt was, my brother piped in and said 'oh she's checking whether we all have our starters' and I accidentally shouted 'not the only thing she's checking out waheeey' and looked right at her

She loved it but my family think I'm a right cunt now if they didn't already

...

Opinions on buying a CAT D car?

poland get

good banter

good lad

you're not supposed to eat a whole pack at a time (although that's what I do too tbf, doesn't fuck my stomach up though)

bit cold out

Hehe

>Cred Forums is one of the most notoriously sexist and racist sites on the internet, and a frequent staging ground for the harassment of women on social media sites like Twitter.

why are you bullying me, lads? ;-;

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you are a right cunt

why are you called currylad?

:thinking:

Always worth less, think they can be more expensive to insure as well

Wouldn't bother desu, just pluck up the extra few pennies

Lad those are like 80 calories each

wew some people want to delete Cred Forums

Yeah I'm sure she loved you shouting WAHAYYY like a p7 schoolchild

I'm sure she really liked that, really sad to think your family think your a sperg though, that just can't be the case what with WAHAYYYY banter with the women

oh no!

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475453388499.webm

oh dear oh dear

feel sorry for the french. good people but severely let down by their leaders

I think you mean sexiest and raciest you poof

...

But graham sure is immortal.

I really don't like /qa/.

did a vocaroo trying to say something and it came out as curry lad

10 points for guessing what I meant to say

Is your girlfriend a waitress? Are you hurt?

Fuck off you little mongrel before I crush you with my boot

it's way past your bedtime kiddo

why do all the Cred Forums and Cred Forums nerds come out of the woodwork with their autism and say "LE REMOVE Cred Forums AND Cred Forums CUZ DEYR RACISS N SHIIEEET" the same faggots who got hiro to remove flags from /his/ and doomed it to shittiness, bet they're majority yanks as well

lmao

it's just a quote, pls no sexism.
bustle.com/articles/187476-Cred Forums-is-on-deaths-door-thats-a-win-for-feminism

vorcaroo it and ill guess

Woah terrifying implication there, over a Mongolian throat singing anonymous board too! Bold statement! I better back off now, don't want you to sperg out and "WAHAYYY" me into bits

The sad thing is that Hiro is actually stupid enough to listen to /qa/. It literally represents a tiny minority of angry autistic probably yank nerds

Fuck off pedojew

it's been quite an exciting day on Cred Forums

where were you when the great Cred Forums debate began

Made me laugh

Flags are great, I don't understand why people want to remove them. I guess they can't handle the banter

>Cred Forums might get deleted because of some angry fat autist from Cred Forums or Cred Forums

KMT

...

Hiro won't delete board like Cred Forums, Cred Forums and Cred Forums because they are the biggest on the website.

>tfw too lewd to not capitalise the "d"

nah Cred Forums'll be fine we should definitely delete Cred Forums though

I like the plain ones too desu, might actually buy some tomorrow now you mention it. They go nice with some Tea.

What's the best brand?

flags are shite and would turn /his/ into Cred Forums

>le ur flag doofyent to mine xddxxx

/qa/ is literally just "le Cred Forums is serious business" meme

Cara De Le Vigne spotted in Paris with gf

>tfw no 20 y.o Irish bf to chat on interpals

>we should definitely delete Cred Forums though

oh shit, you're right

83 kcal per biscuit

990 kcal per box

Doubt Cred Forums is bigger than Cred Forums or Cred Forums or Cred Forums

Eat the back end of my boot you vile pedojew

Cred Forums is a containment board and it would be disastrous to delete it

>t. lad who can't handle banter

I browse Cred Forums to laugh at epic fat threads and news sometimes.

>being awake at 3am
ur so cool

Has /qa/ become a mainstream board in the last couple of days because of Hiro's announcement? Hopefully it gets more traffic and degenerates into a shitposting board so Hiro will stop taking their shitty suggestions seriously

just raided a pack of skips from my mas cupboard

AMA

delete the wasteman boards like /news/ and /qst/

>t. angry underage virgin
aww u r so qt

Haha he bites x

Sit down, have a glass of water and just stay calm. It'll be alright, I'm concerned for your wellbeing more than anything else and right now you don't seem the best.

Promise me you'll be alright? I don't want you having a heart attack or anything.

gets a tad dull after you reach the climax

(the picture with flash)

Can't remember the latest stats but I'm sure at one point it was in the top 5.

Delete /his/

Make Cred Forums interesting again

>tfw you stop pissing and put your donger back in your boxers and then a little more piss comes out

not good

It is serious business, imagine this place going down.

Who would you tell you're having a poo?

Oh piss off you utter weapon

give it a shake then

that's why you flail it around like a fish out of water to get the last bit of pee out

Press the gooch lad

Rest of the wee should pop right out

fingers smell of poo

It's been a shitposting board for the longest time. I pretty much just stopped browsing it.

It was actually pretty comfy for a while, then I think it stopped being an unlisted board and ended up on Clover, the Cred Forums app and things went downhill from there

No ones falling for it, fuck away off

confirmed for knowing fuck all

lads can someone explain to me how the world works

Janny got me the bastard

>post this on reddit
>banned forever from board due to sexual harassment.

*calls you on the phone*
doing a poo

an hiro?

Could decimate any runt ITT

whats Cred Forums?

aaayyyyy

youtube.com/watch?v=iJ7JP5N2zjI

I wish every board had flags

Cred Forums especially would benefit enormously

Essentially the most important thing it allows you to do is to instantly disregard posts by North Americans

Falling for what?

Happens to the best of us

I could absolutely heem you no questions and certainly no dramas...

paddy be good boy
brit give paddy potato

paddy be bad boy
paddy get no potato
paddy hungry
paddy die

I wouldn't be surprised if Cred Forums is fairly low now, nothing but teens and shit spam.

Cred Forums is another board

>Could decimate any runt ITT

It's easy to tell posts my yanks on Cred Forums because all they blather on about is Dan Schneider and black cock

this, we need site wide flags

I just want to filter all the yanks and watch the site improve 100x

howling`

wanna bet on it kiddo?

>There are only a handful of rules on Cred Forums: You cannot post child pornography, for example, and you can’t discuss Gamergate. Almost everything else is unmoderated, including posting non-consensual sexual imagery, threatening to kill people, and even hacking private citizens' data and releasing it.

kek, so 2010

Say that to my face you spacker

The Russian poster that pretends to be a girl and occasionally tricks some poor sap on Cred Forums is actually a middle aged Virgin pedophile Jewish gimp from russia

i squeeze the foreskin and the last few drops come out

lifting tomorrow, that means 3000kcal lads

Last 2 months of /brit/ have been absolutely fucking shit

General has been flooded by normie fucking retards who post 'WHO IS RIBENA?????????' 5 times a day

bruv that's a lot of vomit LOL

this so much

at least pedojew does some good slagposts

>He has foreskin

Wise up fatboy, you eat 6000kcal every day

Hard to believe anybody would fall for that 2bqh

Just went on /s4s/ for the first time. What's the point of that board? It just seems like a more autistic, less edgy sfw Cred Forums

nobody posts that you fucking neek

>a middle aged Virgin pedophile Jewish gimp
so the average user here

That was under my sheet cover and duvet protector I believe

Absolute state I was in

newfigs wouldnt understand

Shalom

bustle.com/articles/187476-Cred Forums-is-on-deaths-door-thats-a-win-for-feminism

>neek

Just fuck off you actual black cunt

i'm unironically 6'2" 12 and a bit stone, need to eat more la

There are some cringey desperate eejyts on this board, just look out for one of his posts and look at some of the replies, dummies...

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1474542637212.webm

hmm

>he doesn't have foreskin

It's the only right answer. The plumbing has a u-bend in men. It's stuck in your gooch and needs knocking out, like when you walk out the door and immediately go back.

youtube.com/watch?v=m4giE9QhJ48

made a thread

im not a newfig

what happened to the mattress?

Fun, that's literally it

would heem you irl

whats a neek?

good thread have an upboat

subscribed*

Covered it in powder of some kind, its still a bit off colour desu

Feel a bit sick now

>5 times a day

>there are people in this thread who go on Cred Forums everyday

nerdy geek?

fuck off normie CUNT

what's happening here

i'd browse through Cred Forums for news

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Wouldn't even hesitate whacking you one

Even in public, I'd lock eyes on your pathetic little frame and your punchable face and utterly leather you, get you on the floor and just punch the living bollocks out of you.

Think on

Cred Forums is sill asshurt that a canadian stole their meme get like a month ago

vom again and sell your bed as modern art

DAYMAN FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN

you're the only one who gives me replies. so do you consider yourself desperate?

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I go on your mum everyday

>tfw my gf was a virgin when we met

feels good lads

Desperate for you to fuck off you absolute cretin

Memes aside, i'm 6'3" and built like a brick shit-house

you'd avert your eyes and scurry off like the runt you are if you saw me on the street.

are you kidding me? can't you see how oppressed she is?

You are full of bright ideas

Going to bed now

Night x

me too *yawns* bye bye

Just preordered Battlefield 1 lads ahha

He does it FOR NO MONETARY COMPENSATION

oh wow

sounds like sexism. so is it true that Cred Forums is sexist site?

Seems janny was not a fan of your thread

Fucking janny

No wonder Cred Forums is fucking dying you incompetent twat

I dont get the video

why is he getting shouted at? was he wearing a trump hat?

I'm 6'4 and built like a concrete lavatory

You'd quite honestly look at me and avert your eyes back to the ground (where you belong) once I looked back at you.

youtube.com/watch?v=fm4IMpbTFrk

DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE

YOU ARE A PIRATE

3d edition,

(Cross-thread)
>Cred Forums could halve its traffic cost by limiting the size of uploadable images,
been saying this a lot
people should stop uploading 3MB pixellized memes

> or closing some popular boards — those dedicated to pornography, for example.
no problem, I'm not into tranny shit or "gifs that make you want to suck dick"

>More users could support the site using “Cred Forums Pass,” a paid feature which makes uploading images faster
This. Buy a pass, misers. Not even mentioning the secret board, that could get faster.

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she was probably yelling at him because of his trump hat

sisyphus

hmm, it's says here ''janny is a useless fucking twat''

ahh yes

I don't care how big you are I am unironically mentally unwell and would jump on your jaw the first chance I get

I don't have audio

was he wearing a trump hat or not

i know

a pirate is me?

how does kim kardashian even get robbedy by mussies/professional serbian diamond stealing ring? would she not have a load of security around her?

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just washed my fingers

>it's a weeb gets btfo episode

so why do you lads think I'm not a girl while I have a cunt? that's quite insulting

hi natasha

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