Yuropoors will never experience this

Thank God for that

I haven't experienced it either, it look abhorrent. How can you say it's food if it's delivered via aerosol?

>New Zealand cheeses

French cheese is the biggest meme going

You're surpassed by practically every other Euro and even Britain's creations are more widely consumed

Yurpoors can't make queso.
Poor bastards. What do they do on game day?

>He actually believes that

Nigger or white trash detected

French wine is also a meme.

What can I say? They have good marketing.

>Spray cheese
>Banning kinder surprise
>Age limit for drinking is 21 because 'brain hasn't fully developed yet' even though it doesn't stop until late 20s
>9/11 supermarket deals
>Olive meatloaf
>Pickles brined in koolaid powder
>Grits. Because the victorian workhouse food needs an upmarket relaunch
>Chitterlings. Actually pretty inventive in terms of not wasting food, but I've never met an american who gave a shit about that.
>Chicken fried steak. Wouldn't be so bad if ordinary steak wasn't so good.
>Sweet potato and marshmallow
>Burgoo
>Chicken Gizzards
>Pickled pork knucles. Not even mad about his one, it's like Discworld.
>HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP
>Redvines. WHY DOES THIS SHIT SELL AND TWINKIES NEARLY GO OUT OF BUSINESS
>Using cream of mushroom soup as an ingredient in a larger dish. Just kill your fucking in laws with a bread knife, and save them some pain.
>Biscuits and gravy
>Spreadable marshmallow

Go back to frying everything in bacon and chocolate like 5 scottish men concentrated into one, okay?

>Burgoo

You forgot the brain sandwich. Can't forget BRAINS!!

See: youtube.com/watch?v=YYnL_nN7-tc

there's nothing wrong with biscuits and gravy, everything else, yeah

I know that

With what a shithole it's becoming, I wonder how long it will take before the whole romanticism of France comes to an end? Even for your average pleb.

>Did you know that (at least the french) bring back this shit everytime to show to their friends or family and laugh ?

No I didn't.

>Age limit for drinking is 21 because 'brain hasn't fully developed yet' even though it doesn't stop until late 20s

Do you want to go in a bar with 18 year olds? No, you don't.

>Grits. Because the victorian workhouse food needs an upmarket relaunch

This was actually an Amerindian food and it's a traditional part of the diet in the South.

>HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP

Honestly, the reason we use this is that we have very much corn but very little cane sugar.

DISGUSTING.

I used to love putting Easy Cheese on these crackers when I was stoned. Makes your breath smell like an Auschwitz oven.

>yuropoors will never experience this

>cheese
That's generous.

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Lucky them. I haven't had that shit in over a decade and that's still too recently.

I'm pretty sure the World Trade Center was still standing the last time I ate Spam.

Fuck you Nige grits are fucking great.

>yuropoors will never experience this

>country that eats chocolate sprinkles on toast

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>go to a bar with 18 year olds
Yes actually i do

>WHY DOES THIS SHIT SELL AND TWINKIES NEARLY GO OUT OF BUSINESS

Because Hostess made a fuckton of other cheap snack cakes that weren't near as good, and refused to stop selling them until they were already bankrupt and bought out by another company.

>Yurpoors will never have two entire aisles at the grocery dedicated just to snack foods:
>1. sweet and 2. salty

Fuck yeah.

This guy is literally 15.

Sno balls are good. Can't eat seven at a time like I can with twinkies though.