/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

>He can't cloverpost

I would buy a pass if it were $10 and I had a clear vision of where Cred Forums is going

>be gommiefornian
>get MUDSLIDE'D
>get EARTHQUAKE'D
>get DROUGHT'D
>get HURRICANE'D

What difference do 5$ make are you poor or something

Hitomi Tanaka is disgusting.

>west coast
>hurricanes

>Midwestern "education"

It's $5 that I would otherwise be investing

Seconding this
Tits are gross and face is ugly af

Reminder that Cred Forums Passes are now 25% off for 48 hours!
Cooldown time lowered for Cred Forums Pass users!
You can now renew your Pass if it expires in less than 6 months.

i hate black people

Investing in what McDoubles?

Good attitude
I hate them too

All pass users should die.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1858_San_Diego_hurricane

agreed

How long have you had your Cred Forums pass?
I just bought a second pass to show my support for the site

what's the best currently airing anime?

Okusama ga Seitokaichou!+!

October 2015
Runs out in a week but I got a 40 day ban on it now so I can't use it hahaha

Only bought it for China when I was there desu

Just bought it yesterday. I haven't until now because I feel the mods are generally fuckups and didn't want to support their shit, but now that the site needs money, I don't want it to die.

I want Japan

Season just started so it's impossible to tell at this point.

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What's the etymolgy of Mexicali ? It's just a mix of Mexico and California ?

>fork and knife
>hamburger
stop

No idea bud

I thought it applied to Baja California

Good morning, guys.

My Roth IRA (-:

then go get em' bud

zitto animale

SANTA MERDA

DON'T SELL THE SITE

SELL THE SITE TO MARTIN SHREKLI

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW YOU FUCKING NIP
NUMBER FUCKING 3 RIGHT ON YOUR HOUSE IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THIS SITE

Great edition

Move to the other side of the country right now

Hello /cum/

How are you today?

heh

>disregarding the entire purpose of the buns

Heresy.

Dohohohoho, what's this? You mean his state is incapable of having fleet week due to being landlocked? OHOHOHOHOO!

Like this

Canadian """"men""""

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zitto animale

Which state in the US are you from?

Name one good thing Obama has done for this country

food of kings

Be a good president

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Thanks Obama memes

Making the day of the rope possible

Deported over 1 million illegal immigrants.

Found a rather rare plant in my neck of the woods for my Dendrology class, which will serve as big bonus points.
I just hope I didn't clip off too much from the sample or pressed it well enough.

It's called Pumpkin Ash. 'Tis the spooky season.

What the hell happens here?

Looks like something I'd eat out of extreme hunger

The exact opposite of Mexico, surprisingly.

going to edit this

koin.com/2016/09/30/vancouver-teen-attacked-by-group-of-strangers/

Turf wars between rival highschool bands, according to my history professor

Guess I'm moving to New Mexico now

>fleet week

just looked that up, seems pretty cool desu

Make it brown

charismatic
funny
attractive
great voice
memes
generally decent president
not trump nor hillary

there you go.

High School Musical

We LOVE fleet week out here in SD!

Ensure that no nigger will ever rise to power in this country ever again. He gave the niggers their one chance and blew it, and he did it while being only half nig.

Now it's Hillary's turn to blow it for the women.

Kinda glad we're getting these out of the way.

Gun sales

>the day of the rope
Few things make me cringe as much as this

Pave the way to a rise in far-right mentality.

It's a great name.
Leave that good user alone.

>this is illegal in Texas

Can you backwoods pieces of shit explain this to me? It's legal to own a rifle but not scientific supplies. How do you justify this? It's disgusting. Not even that, its a fucking felony. A felony.

>mfw all these engineering fags near me

physics master race

Found the blacky ;)

Forgot pic

I was about to look something interesting up and forgot it in a second, wtf

Looks comfy

So you wanna be a teacher?
t. software eng master race

You're getting old

Pretty sure those aren't illegal, but the laws around here are totally fucked.
It's legal to own a tank all across the United States, but many states still won't allow you to own a butterfly knife.

Can you actually get a job with a physics degree?

wmdt.com/news/more-local-news/6-teens-arrested-following-reported-assault-and-robbery/41934184

Well how else are you supposed to cook meth?

A tank aside from being scary is just a heavy duty vehicle

is that what death will be like?

forgetting EVERYTHING?

it's those damn meth makers

I'm ashamed to live in a country that treats people of color as second class citizens.

>

Isn't is across the street from Calexico ?

$5 is $5, nigger. would you wad it up and throw it in the toilet? set it on fire? wipe your ass with it? I have thousands in my checking account, but that doesn't mean i want to waste money, even if it's just $5.

Wow sounds like a shithole

And not third world invaders.

Does buying 4chin passes reset bans

That specifc kind is, so are various other kinds of chemistry equipment. Muh drugs.

chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/09/30/members-of-teen-mob-get-manicures-flee-chicago-salon-use-pepper-spray/

>Found the blacky

Dumbshit. You can't possess it while possessing material/products used for making methamphetamine. You can own the beaker, you just can't own all the shit needed to cook meth, that's called conspiracy to manufacture.

>tfw hobby chemist and every day I fear for my freedom because some scared middle-aged WASP will report me for buying ferilizer

I wish I was white

>tfw no healslut gf

Could Haiti be the first modern nation to wipe itself out completely due to poverty?

That's what you get for cooking with Aluminum pans

People who consider themselves WASPs are pretentious as fuck

>Hobby chemist
Only way to make that worthwhile without it being basic shit that's boring for the average person who's not fucking loaded is to make drugs

foxnews.com/us/2016/10/03/when-youre-hungry-youre-hungry-suspects-accused-robbing-pizza-delivery-driver-with-taser.html

What a shithole

;)

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The tank's owner must make its weapons comply with the 1934 National Firearms Act (register any gun with a bore over 0.50" as a Destructive Device) and machine guns are an even greater hassle, otherwise they must be disabled or removed, basically leaving you with an expensive tractor.

kys

>black person with lightning powers

CUTE

Thats what I do but I make (mostly) legal tryptamines

delettttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Legal for now ;^)

Jezus don't like it when you make drugs

Drugs are bad m'kay

Why?

I think a potential employer called me and I subconsciously ignored the call.

can't really remember the past couple days lads

youtube.com/watch?v=_PmqeJ0fYyM

How do you do that

I don't even feel like days any more man
It's like it's all just one continuous story that I'm a part of with interludes of unconsciousness during the night

False alarm, they called me again - it was a con artist.

MLM shit?

Pro-tip: use Google voice to generate a fake number to use on your resume and never post it for public viewing anywhere

JJBA

the same as calexico

>employer
>con artist
What's the difference?

machine saying I won a grand prize

Thanks for the tip

who'd win in a fight, superman or goku?

reported for avatar fagging

enjoy the clink

Since I got my driver's license, I've been forced into becoming my sister's personal chauffeur
So now I play a little game where I make it my goal to play music that makes her and her friends as uncomfortable and embarrassed as possible
Played Danny Brown today with much success

me

Announcing reports is against the rules

Only if you actually report

Cute

You'd be a fool not to play Yung lean or slug christ

wncn.com/2016/10/03/documents-man-charged-with-murder-of-cary-man-had-victims-credit-cards-clothing/

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Anyone here tried slipping something into a girl's drink before?

are you implying I didnt?

You can get banned even if you don't actually report

I also try to play music I actually like to listen to

>opening door to enter a building
>someone is behind
>not too close, a lil bit far
>keep the door opne for that person, forcing him to walk faster
>"thank you"
>"got tired?" with a shit eating grin
devilish

I put chamomile in my aunts green tea once

put cinnamon in my sisters hot coco

Who told you you could speak to me?
I demand proofs, I claim to report people all the time and havent gotton banned for it

Wow haha you sure showed him

I hate Mexican banter

My gma asked for 2 lumps but I gave her 3

pressofatlanticcity.com/news/atlantic-city-man-charged-with-knocking-out-woman-in-brown/article_e70a808a-843d-5788-8b3f-373045df70d5.html

feral negro on the loose

That's why I always walk behind a woman. Only one has ever held the door open for me my entire life.

rude

Last time I got banned for it was a few months ago, maybe the mods have lightened up. I still get warned for it regularly though.

I remember reading somewhere that Goku would win pretty soundly only going Super Sayian 1

I stole them when they weren't looking. Free booze!

Maybe they just don't like you? Ive never gotten warned for that

I got a week's vacation for saying "reported" in a post.

Of course, I also got a week off for talking about wheelchaircripplechan.

Who would win in a fight: 1 million Darth Vader's in one tie fighter or a Galactus sized Rocky Balboa

there is nothing wrong with being autistic

1 million Darth Vader's in one tie fighter

because Rocky Balboa can't breathe in space

darth vader cant breathe in space

Forgot to mention he has a Galactus sized space helmet and Galactus sized pythons for arms

He's in a tie fighter, stupid

Who says the tie fighter has air in it dingus

>I report posts that trigger me

Do you have friends, /cum/ ?

Darth Vader has his own life support system with built in oxygen, he can survive in space long enough to have a cinematic fght

why the fuck wouldn't it? It's a SPACEcraft.

It wouldn't even be fair if Balboa gets a space helmet like said

your never going to guess what I just did

>I don't care about the quality of content on the site I use every day

Well what if Darth Vader forgot to charge his life support batteries and the local Best Buy is closed at the time of the fight?

How will the man of the future jerk off? VR porn and 3D printed vaginas?

I wouldn't really equate potentially saving the site with throwing my money in the toilet, but that's just me. If the extra $5 isn't worth it to you, then don't do it.

Plus having more leaves improves my funposting ability.

People miss left turns all the time.

At the gym buds

this

>He actually bough a Cred Forums pass

Me in 2 hours desu

He is canadian

>I use this site everyday

Japan already has a prototype that does both. I saw a webm of it.

>not having meme leaves

I pity you

I'm too sexy for my hood hood I'm too sexy for my low ridah

>Spending money on a Cred Forums pass
What a fucking loser

>mfw I've been farting nauseous, loud, high-pressure sulfur-smelling gases for 15 straight hours
how the fuck do I make it stop

I am SICK and TIRED of these damn yankees.

We need to build a river across our entire state RIGHT NOW

Good, you'll contain the Mexicans from spilling over your borders into the rest of the country

You're jealous of our superiority

I think it's either onions or garlic that reduce gas.

You want another beating?

I can't wait to go to work tomorrow

why would you want to stop?

why

Just get some epoxy and seal that fucker up

It's going to be another productive and fulfilling day and I will make lots of money

Are Canadians literally bred just to suffer

>"I know your on a phone so click this shit now" ad with the punching pepe maymay appears
>ad appears at the top of every page
>I really am on a phone
>worry.jpg
What is this about? I'm too scared to click it.

Theiy're pain most be more severe

Mexicans only run amok here because Washington (ran by nasally yanks) won't let us enforce our border.

Remember that.

kys phoneposter

don't do it it creates mustard gas

Theres a black guy on YouTube named DJ Akademiks whos made a career out of reporting rapper drama

if i had friends why the fuck would i be hanging out here

Texan independence when?

mobileposters belong on redd*t

how much of a fedora-wearing aspie do you have to be to browse Cred Forums on your fucking phone?

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>tfw fell for a meme and have actually mustard gassed yourself before
throat hurt for days tbqh

>wanna go to Applebee's for bingo tomorrow

Hell no I dont want to go to Applebee's holy shit I hate that place
Please tell me I'm not the only one. I'd rather go to Taco John's than spend $25 +tip dollars on a tiny mediocre meal

there is nothing wrong with mobile posting

despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a CAAAAGE

>muh sekrit club
you're the only aspie here family

>there is nothing wrong with mobile posting

pls gtfo our club

>$25 +tip
>He goes to Applebee's alone
haha oh my God

this

If Texas seceded would they get to keep any of the nukes they possess?

This

see
and never reply to me again

Also I'll have you know I only took my phone in the bathroom to have a shit and shitpost

>Applebee's for bingo
Do you guys normally go to another place for bingo?

Taco John's is tippy top tier my melanin-infused relative

omfg

the nukes are property of the US govt
that being said if they were willing to fight for them they could probably keep them

>Hey mr easter bunny can I have some chocolate?
>How bout I shit in yo hand lil' nigga

>spending so much time on the toilet you need entertainment
Enjoy your defective digestive system, cuck

>I make frequent use of the fedora vape image

Why am I laughing so hard at this holy fuck

>the nukes are property of the US govt

Yeah, but why would that matter if they are already IN Texas?

If they came to take the nukes the governor could just threaten to go Kim on their asses.

My cousins kid doesn't like Dinosaurs. Is he damaged?

Heh...

Very, you have to put him down

Dinosaurs are fucking gross

No you dumb shit I don't go to Applebee's alone I'm being invited to bingo

I hate bingo
We were supposed to go to BWW for half-off wings and some slag bailed so we rescheduled

Agree
TJ's >>>>>>>> Taco Bell

No, he's well-minded

Maybe hes been spoiled by mechs and kaijus. Ask if he likes Pacific Rim

Does he like legos though? that might redeem him.

Otherwise he's going to grow up to be a swedish sissy boy and then you're only course of action is

>If they came to take the nukes the governor could just threaten to go Kim on their asses.
Yeah that's where it would get interesting. I'm sure they'd use the nukes as a bargaining power and give them back in return for other concessions. Or they could go north korea and become gommies :DDDD

why is Japanese music so much better than North American music?

Fuck the system

If you didn't love dinosaurs as a kid you were fucked.

How fucking cheap is your Applebee's holy fuck

Why are you such a faggot?

>Half off wings
Take me with

b c u z

Why don't all the weaboos in the world jump off a cliff?

>post anime picture
>has favoritism towards Japanese music

Gee I don't fucking know you weeb

who /velociraptor/ here

kys

Triceratops was dope even if all it ate was grass

Alright I'm done with my shit, not posting on my phone anymore. Happy now?

more like /autism/

T R I C E R A T O P S

No, once a mobileposter always a mobileposter

commit Sudoku to redeem your family's honor.

not an argument

Prove it.

no

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Applebees is hideous. You are correct, imo. would not want.

>Happy now
NEVER

Spinosaurus or go fuck your mother

Anyone else high as fuck?
Hit that (You) button now you dank memers!

Maybe he's just a true patrician who prefers Cambrian snib snabbers

Not cheap at all, it's horrible
Appetizers start at like $6-12. bullshit

Are you a college student?

holy shit

all dinosaurs are cambrian you dildo muncher

Taco Time (((power gap))) >>>>>
anything else

Give me a reply you good for nothing stoners!

He dramatically increased access to health insurance through the Affordable Health Care Act.

He normalized relations with Cuba.

He ended Don't Ask Don't Tell.

He oversaw the assassination of Osama Bin Laden.

That's just the stuff from the top of my head. He beats Trudeau the Younger at the very least.

You don't happen to have family in New York, perchance?

nou
Triceratops a best

Not quite yet

Both of you faggots have shit taste

>tfw ill never be good at getting (You)'s again

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Do you guys smoke weed? Have you tried edibles before?

>tfw my uncle makes edibles occasionally but he never shares them

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none of those are good things

Dinosaurs are Mesozoic, bud. That's Triassic, Jurassic, and Cretaceous periods

come up with some good b8 lad

Thanks
Currently high for the second time on dude weed in my life
Pretty ebun desu

@65693068

I bet if you K'd YS on live stream you'd get plenty of (you)'s

I got my gf back lads

>weed

I'm gonna fuck your gf

I wonder what goes on in her head

Best mexican dulce

Debate me

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im too dumb

>chess isn't a sport

...

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Is that a regional thing?

Buy a pass and say something really stupid somewhere to get (You)s.

It doubles your (You) revenue.

>mexican """"""""""""""candy"""""""""""""""

kangz n kwaynz

fuck off shill

close those tabs NOW

>he doesn't use Tomorrow Cred Forums

kys phoneposter

>paying for (You)s
what an age we live in

Poortherners think they have it better than us when in reality their income is gobbled up by high rent, taxes, train fares, and road tolls. This is a fact.

Wir kämpften schon in mancher Schlacht
In
Nord
Süd
Ost
und
WEST

>income
dumb southerner

>Having to live next to niggers
No thanks

germany lost both wars you fucking subhuman krautcuck

Where do you've live

Also post a picture of yourself

Good thing we live in first world societies and not barns that smell like cow shit

>road tolls
Please don't lump Eastcucks in with the rest of the Northern states

Wisconsin :3

/cum/ what are they talking about?

more like DISconnecticut amirite lmao xD
>having to live next to irish and italians
fuk no

Minnesota >>>>>>> Wisconsin

t. Iowan

>How dare they spend a small amount of money to support a website that's facing the possiblity of being shut down from a lack of money truly these people are worse than Hitler and Stalin combined if that combination was a tripfag footfag animeposting hypernormie!
You guys can't be serious...

You invaded us?

>not loving that dank accordion military march

fag

>implying we aren't cucking you yankee boys out of your tax dollars for all the negros you set free and the southern economy you destroyed

get back to work, wagie. jamal needs his welfare for malt liquor and menthol cigarettes

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>having to live next to hatians and cubans
FUK no

Did we?

FUCK OFF

Don't bully :(

me

800 a month is literally nothing though

Being a NEET gives you jackshit

>amirite

wew hello redd*t

Was it that story about some kids who somehow accidentally crossed the border while playing Pokemon Go in the wilderness?

*cocks shotgun*
Fack off

i'm talking about yankees not midwesterners :^) you're good lads
>first world
pic related

Irish and Italians who are proper Catholics are better than niggers and jesusfreak heretics

>le so random xD

literally put the gun to my fuckin head

>feels bullied by a weeb post

dumb Greek bastard isn't telling me

>Being a NEET gives you jackshit

gives you freedom and comfort, something wagecucks don't have much of.

What is that normie wagecuck saying? You only live once? Yes, that's it.

Fuck off.

Pass users are scum.

i wanna live in Wyoming

>He actually fell for the NEET meme

new

*puts gun to your penis*

teehee

Darth Vader's win because they create a black hole due to their density

forgot about this pic

If that's really you give me your email if you're willing to drive to Minneapolis

dendrology?