/brit/

Cara de le Vigne

No.

I have a cunt btw.

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If you don't want to exlain it don't respond to me Anglo scum

well we could always go to cable6.net/int/

Going down to Sarajevo. You lads want anything?

just did a thing

Haha accidentally deleted the entirety of the game I was making. And guess who forgot to backup his work lmao

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would fug annie clark, she's hot

wouldn't touch cara with a ten-foot pole 2bh

kev had a hard life

bet you used source hahahahahaha :)

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fuck sake

Hiro claims he can't keep this site running financially so he might turn things to shit in future.

Then there's some other dude that says he'll buy Cred Forums that people don't seem to like but he has money, even though it's probably just shits and giggles on his end

so, what logic did the janny use in deleting the other thread?

Get the fuck out before I deck ya

The pinnacle of entertainment
youtube.com/watch?v=70UWtlj3dLg

Norilsk lads

If they only shut Cred Forums down do we still go to r/britreddit or another board here?

he's a wild card

I would hire her as a body guard, she looks badass

It was a weeb thread

He had to lay down the law senpai. Show us anons who's really boss around here.

haha great meme lad that was an excellent memeage

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too soon

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We'd end up on /qa/

oh how terrible
wheres craven when you need him
praps i should get one of these so called Cred Forums passes

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This makes me worried about my dad, he basically has no one but me and even I've moved away.

/brit/pol/ obviously

Why are locals so intolerant to women? Just look what they've done with this poor soul.
dailydot.com/upstream/Cred Forums-lit-book-vlogger-katie-harassment/

Cred Forums and /brit/ have gone to shit anyway

Literal reddit and facebook fucks have ruined everything in the last year

>badass
YANKS OUT

There's a leaf in my thread.

teach me

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>go to r/britreddit

why don't you get a head start and fuck off there first

>a
sweetie...

theres a snake in my boot

it's wet btw ))

>off of
FOY

Had 3 pints at the pub

Nope how about you go there now and fucking stay there
new twat

been hearing that every year on Cred Forums for the last... 7-8 years

why dont they do that to the rest of their commie blocks in their other cities. it looks nicer than all grey.

Midnight Mosley

these two are considered attractive now?

looks like Jay from Jay and Silent Bob alongside fucking Secretariat

*grabs you by the throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF?

how do i say badass in british?

getting the daily 'seek in

why don't they ust remove Cred Forums that's so much traffic gone, and i hate everyone that goes there anyway it's fucking putrid

got no chin like leafy

Auctioning off the mental ex-gf lads
Starting at -£5
That is minis fuve pound sterling.
I shall give you £5 and you shall get the mental ex-gf

I'm enjoying the current British shitposting tirade on /qa/ desu
Word filters need to be gone soon

literally never even been to Cred Forums lad but wew are you easily triggered

You're both completely gay if Cara isn't at least in your top 5

any of you lads post on /politics/ with the other brit NEETs?

tfw no annie clark gf

are you gay or like to roleplay?

deal

honestly i wouldnt bat an eyelid if the whole site was snipped apart from /brit/
we really are leaps and bounds above everyone else except Cred Forums

>ex
not really yours then innit?

no

Business idea: free movement deal with Poland after we leave the EU

Going once
Going twice
SOLD to the overweight gentleman

Great contribution to the thread mate. I mean really, hats of to you. 5 star post, made my day this has. You are a legend of /brit/ I mean really, this is a day that should go down in history.

the absolute state of this post

I'll have her >for free

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475024386289.webm

shame lad

release
the
runts

Genuinely very sad

Feel bad for the chap, hope he never has the misfortune of stumbling across this general where people will just make fun of him

Hello 2015

Why is Hirosan picking fights on twitter lads?

twitter.com/Cred Forums/status/783060509356658689

howling

I'll give you a quid

she looks like a sulky gay boy

*glass eye falls out*

yanks are an absolute horror show

Ain't it about time you fuck off home pavel? If my boys catch you you may never see the continent again

Can only go to minus a tenner heheheheh

poor aul kev completed his leaving cert (A level's are the UK equivalent) at the prime age of 22

poles > nignogs

off you go pooskin

Slovakia instead desu

hold me back lads i'm gonna bray this cunt

George Soros remain Hillary Clinton labour tony blair European Union Angela Merkel refugees immigration taxes

>pavel
Bane?

mattybraps has been jannied by his mum

It's up to you lads to sort it out with

your point?

Could heem this Greater London nignog with one hand behind my back

How about neither you twat?
Poles may have pale skin but they have the mentality of niggers

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DR PAVEL IM BREXIT

might go think for a while

see

I'll settle for £7

unironically whiter than anyone in the thread

>Murray Rothbard's parents were David and Rae Rothbard, Jewish immigrants who had immigrated to the U.S. from Poland and Russia respectively.

>unironically whiter than anyone in the thread

Majority of important figures in the US are Jewish

Greater London once featured in the background of a grime freestyle video filmed in Tottenham circa 2009

I find that encountering the profiles of le 'chon fags on Twitter to be quite embarrassing and ashaming

hmm yes
i agree, well said

umm I don't speak to racists hunny

*walks towards you*

you're attracted to a girl who looks like a dude and you're calling me gay

Gordon Brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind he runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Every time just like the last
On his ship tied to the mast
To distant lands
Takes both my hands
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown, finer temptress
Through the ages he's heading west
From far away
Stays for a day
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

(La la la la la la la la leeeah)

Never a frown
With Gordon Brown
Never a frown
With Gordon Brown

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Oh dear. Don't you look silly.

oops, meant to quote

Everybody bows down to the Cable

Oh it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise silverflamed, and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out again crunched like candy thunder. Oh, it was wonder of wonders. And then, a bird of like rarest spun heavenmetal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now, came the violin solo above all the other strings, and those strings were like a cage of silk round my bed. Then flute and oboe bored, like worms of like platinum, into the thick thick toffee gold and silver. I was in such bliss, my brothers.

Pure coincidence

spent all day trying to explain /brit/ to my coworkers

youtube.com/watch?v=g6gmK2Ycl0U
youtube.com/watch?v=g6gmK2Ycl0U
youtube.com/watch?v=g6gmK2Ycl0U

C H O O N

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don't care

know too much about geography ever since i started browsing Cred Forums. I feel autistic.

Is no socks okay to wear with charcoal sweats and black vans?

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and that made the old veck start moaning a lot then, then out comes the blood, my brothers, real beautiful. So all we did then was to pull his outer platties off, stripping him down to his vest and long underpants (very starry; Dim smecked his head off near), and then Pete kicks him lovely in his pot.

someones poisoned the waterhole

If you think Cara's ugly, you're a massive gaylord

Wayne Booney

I like a bit of dnb every now and then but gosh this leaf mong don't half post some utter tripe

And, my brothers, it was real satisfaction to me to waltz--left two three, right two three--and carve left cheeky and right cheeky, so that like two curtains of blood seemed to pour out at the same time, one on either side of his fat filthy oily snout in the winter starlight. Down this blood poured in like red curtains.

A beautiful sight indeed, real horrorshow my brothers.

dont care

i have repeatedly asked you not to post my rabbit

i will speaking to hiro about your flagrant breach of my privacy

the gf

On Twitter, infamous pharmaceutical CEO Martin Shkreli teased Cred Forums users by offering to join the board of the site. Although some have interpreted this as expressing an actual intent to purchase the struggling community, others see it a showboating by the highly controversial figure. Shkreli, a strong supporter of Donald Trump, is best-known for increasing the cost of lifesaving AIDS medication by 5,400 percent.He is also currently facing federal charges for securities fraud.

>I'm open to joining the Board of Directors of Cred Forums. @Cred Forums

>— Martin Shkreli (@MartinShkreli) October 2, 2016

If that's not why you came to /inf/ you don't belong here

i already know that americans love british accents, but how are american accents perceived in britain? do you like them or do they sound pleb to you?

>how are american accents perceived in britain?
loud and obxnoxious

like the proverbial nails on the metaphorical chalkboard

>scone
>pushchair
>stick
>ice lolly

My endeavour shall be, in such future as stretches out its snowy and lilywhite arms to me before the nozh overtakes or the blood spatters its final chorus in twisted metal and smashed glass on the highroad, to not get loveted again. Which is fair speeching.

I learnt geography via shitpoosting.

this has actually fucked me up desu, cant have a conversation anymore without dropping a liechtenstein or equatorial guinea

Sound pretty bent but nowhere near as bad as Polish which is indistinguishable with Russian to us

I once broke my phone by getting so drunk I passed out and pissed myself whilst my phone was still in my jean pocket

would fly my Voyager into her wormhole iykwim hahaha

Wayne is my rabbit

the gf

scon
pram
tap
popsical

Fuck off with your shitty (You) farm

This gets posted 2 times every day

an aunt has a PhD / thesis in geography.
Didn't find work, now she teaches history and geography after going back to Uni for history

>Scone
>Buggy
>Tap
>Ice lolly.

geography is the easiest degree in existence, it is in no way autistic

Don't believe you actually call a tap 'stick'

literally this desu

Reminder that nobody reads your posts or gives a shit

so she's a map?

is this eskimo-faced cunt the best stand-up in britain or what?

i've seen a few of his shows and i think he's great 2bh

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@65690870
scone (like john)
buggy
tap
lolly
anything else is literally paki tier

i hope this actually happens haha would be fun

I felt the old tigers leap in me and then I leapt on these two young ptitsas. This time they thought nothing fun and stopped creeching with high mirth, and had to submit to the strange and weird desires of Alexander the Large which, what with the Ninth and the hypo jab, were choodessny and zammechat and very demanding, O my brothers. But they were both very very drunken and could hardly feel very much.

Real horrorshow my brothers.

but you just read my post, are you a nobody?

Scone
Stroller
Tap
Popsicle

extremely good post

>aids
when will this fucking meme end, it's toxoplasmosis and the drug is ridiculously outdated, he raised prices to fund research for a newer version of the drug

Fuck off southern twat
@65690907
Thanks for the (You)

(doesn't understand)
(chuckles knowingly)

Scobe, pram, tap, iceblock
Literally the only right answer tbqh

>eskimo-faced
u wot m8?

Why are Germans so anti-Semitic even nowadays?

Back in highschool we had an Austrian exchange student stay with us and he was very racist

ah yes

on the bus

fucking howling

Dear Mr 65690941
Thanks for the (You)

Sincerely

Been reading the Unabomber's manifesto. Found his criticism of leftists a little bit /r9k/-tier, but his perceptions about society and rationale for anarchoprimitivism are pretty hard to argue with.

who else /england/ here

Asked my gf if she thought she had any traits of histrionic personality disorder and she cried then broke up with me on the spot haha

Bloody hell

Fuck again, scone*

tbqh british accents are objectively some of the most bent accents there are, everyone will tell you that

ahh, yes

the rasheeds

Reckon the whole reason Jimmy befriended Louis was so he could make that documentary as a last tribute to him

Nonces are cunning fuckers tb h

>scon
>pram
>tap
>icelolly

Why is British literature so awful?

Literally nobody knows what a Polish accent sounds like.

Scone (like cone)
Buggy/pram
Tap
Ice lolly

>scone (like john)

End yourself

YOU
ARE
A
TOY

Literally cannot distinguish between most eastern european accents and Russian, Polish included 2bh

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

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shagged a bird named laura in the staff room during my break at poundland today lads

Ah yes, because right wingers are so accepting of benders

Differenxe is of course ISIS is never going to take over the We

Then, brothers, it came. Oh, bliss, bliss and heaven. I lay all nagoy to the ceiling, my gulliver on my rookers on the pillow, glazzies closed, rot open in bliss, slooshying the sluice of lovely sounds. Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh, real horrorshow my brothers.

hahahahaha are you the lad who I posted the link to HPB while you were on the bus needing something to read waiting for your letter

howling if so

only southern accents are bent

northern accents are working class money tier but that also makes them ardcunt tier

Just shaved all of my hair off. Already regretting it.

Been playing Memelands the pre sequel. Jesus Christ. So many stale memes. So much forced PC shit. Not a fan. Fun gameplay though.

so is there a new saville and louis documentary or do the runts think the old one is new?

You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity

a reference from his "carpet remnant world" show

youtube.com/watch?v=78Puggk5MCA

>Scone (like cone)
FOY

>working class monkey*

What's HPB mate or is that a typo

>Fun gameplay though
That's wot matters innit tho? I quite enjoyed it

oh fuck off mate, call yourself a paki? you disgust me bismillah

hello)

biscuit
perambulator
spigot
impaled ice

>flatmates now threatening physical violence against one another
haha nice one, feel like this year is going to be so sick lads!

Scone (like frown)

There are more distinct accents between London and Birmingham than between Warsaw to Moscow

Fuck off russkie

please be in vladivostok

will be spaffing all over this buffting later

/ulster/?

harry potter boobys lol

she also lifts

scone

pronounced "neeve"

Wood must be expensive there.

scone (like gone)

pls give visa

Now in those days, my brothers, the teaming up was mostly by fours and fives, these being like auto-teams, for being a comfy number for an auto, and six being the outside limit for gang-size. Sometimes gangs would gang up so as to make like malenky armies for big nightwar, but mostly it was best to roam in these like small numbers.

>living with runts
>living with chavs
>living with females
>living with normies

your own fault m8

live with anime lovers or social outcasts

much easier

Scone is pronounced "skoon" as in schooner

/brit/ always moves at incredibly hihg peeds

YOU
ARE
A
TOY

the gf is called niamh

actually pronounced "hog"

Careful lads, it's literally a paedo

Everything must be expensive there.

Meet me behind the Eden Shopping Centre and I'll deck you pus'ole

Man up you poofter, there's literally nothing wrong with having the occasional bit of fisticuffs with the flatmates unless you're a bender.

feel like regional accents are dying desu

which on the one hand is a good thing if it means no more brummies or scousers
but on the other hand it means we're losing our regional heritage and that's a bit sad

youtube.com/watch?v=vgZEwN8OAS0

No, it's pronounced scone as in cone with and s

Knock both the cunts out

going to next year lad, this is uni halls. Dont want to live with any of these runts next year

thelocal.se/jobs/article/could-immigrants-save-swedens-rural-towns

>Rural Sweden could have lost up to a third of its working age population by 2030 as more and more people move to the country's cities, according to a report by the national jobs agency.

>Convincing foreign-born residents to stay could be key, the agency believes. Many of Sweden's refugees spend their first years in asylum accommodation in rural towns, bringing dying villages back to life.

Ah yes this will certainly fix it

And?

can I live with you?

looks like i've struck a nerve lmoa

scone (like spoon)

Why do you, people, keep sexually harassing me? You do realize this is bad since I'm a contributing member of this chill and informative community.

5ft 7 and built like a scone eating irishman

You're a big guy

scone (like pwn XD)

got called a loser in kwiksave

l-lads....

It's all being replaced by smelly paki jamaican cockney speak haha

>when the 'seek download is right slow

heading down to farm foods you lads want owt

And, my brothers, it was real satisfaction to me to waltz--left two three, right two three--and carve left cheeky and right cheeky, so that like two curtains of blood seemed to pour out at the same time, one on either side of his fat filthy oily snout in the winter starlight. Down this blood poured in like red curtains.

A beautiful sight indeed, real horrorshow my brothers.

Don't respond to the russian

On the tram

Housemates think pretending to be gay is banter

got called a tosspot in Somerfields

I think I'm aroused by programmers, idk why.

>tfw 5'9 and built like a dnb posting vietnamese-canadian

just 'pretended' to put my willy in someones bum haha

one of them is a big blokey looking girl and i quite like the other one (when he's not being a runt).

Imagine if you fell and landed on her leg with your fat arse and it just snapped and bent so much it kicked you in the head.

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fucks sake lads mate wanted to use my toilet and I had my douche in there

ah yes

>tfw you will never put your willy inside a bird

those are commies

>tfw you'll be "scouse" soon
Ew.

whats the latest news with regards to one timothy j byrnes lads?

cadbury caramel biscuits for 39p
you got one of those £2.50 off £25 vouchers lad?

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i'll have you know i'm 5'11 and built like an irish finngol

Oh it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh. The trombones crunched redgold under my bed, and behind my gulliver the trumpets three-wise silverflamed, and there by the door the timps rolling through my guts and out again crunched like candy thunder. Oh, it was wonder of wonders. And then, a bird of like rarest spun heavenmetal, or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now, came the violin solo above all the other strings, and those strings were like a cage of silk round my bed. Then flute and oboe bored, like worms of like platinum, into the thick thick toffee gold and silver. I was in such bliss, my brothers.

already done it mate
overrated
and she charged me extra for kissing

DELET THIS

pls respond

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U r sick, m8.

is this a quote from the jabberwocky?

i mean just look how retarded she looks

she's just weird-looking

hope ill be dead by that point

>bu'er

been reading up on high wycombe and it really is a pointless fucking dreadful dire place

feels pregnant, lads. bf said his sperm wasn't active because of steroids. do you think he lied?

He's moved into a new flat i think
This is the end of the dentist saga.
youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU

>A bird will never swallow your cum
>she'd only let you cum on her tits
>No bird to perch over and shag
>Best I can get is hummingbird on my nob

My endeavour shall be, in such future as stretches out its snowy and lilywhite arms to me before the nozh overtakes or the blood spatters its final chorus in twisted metal and smashed glass on the highroad, to not get loveted again. Which is fair speeching.

*responds*

Is that the upgraded version of northern rail?

calling rspca right now

reminder that Sweden currently has 4.5% growth, leading western europe

there's no reason to go to uni if you don't intend on doing STEM or law or medicine or business (business much moreso for the networking aspect than anything you'll learn in the classroom) and even then there's no need for more lawyers and some STEM degrees like CE are essentially useless as your job will inevitably be writing code which you can teach yourself how to do
same goes for CS unless you intend to pursue it at a PhD level

yes he is a liar

come to my country i will pay for you to live and i will pay for you to have another mans babby

next thread will be an anime thread

that will be nice

post other sexy ukrainians citizens

Daily reminder that i'm going to get and there's nothing you can do about it

>logout
Cred Forums officially has accounts now

do this

best st vincent song coming through

youtube.com/watch?v=sYxguqarAuU

also don't forget she will never even look at you

reply to this post if you hate willies

Why is Tim so sweaty?

That's all I have.

haha wtf who would rent to him
gonna put you out of business stop messin me around

bio oil

I really like her ex girlfriend though :^)

Redpill me on Lelzbury

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why are they all turning lesbian? Cara, Ellen Page, KStew...

This entire post is depressing as fuck

Might do a stay up into the early hours
w-will you stay up with me, /brit/?

did you go to college?

sorry HPD (histrionic personality disorder) hahaha my bad (or should I say dad hahahahahaha!!!!!!!)

thanks, but i don't have monies to cum to ur cuntry.
oh fuk, I'm pregnant then :ccc

Real new

with a pass you can bypass the sending of all your posts to google, collecting them on the side, from the captcha
they serve ads inspired by what you write here.

great sense of sacrifice, m8

the 1st new thread always goes down.