/asean/

i hate this nigger loving croat so much

and yes, IM BRY MAED

heh, wagecucks at work.

/asean/ is kill

blame the dutdutards

basta tayo magkasama laging mayrong umagang kay ganda

1st for walkout

Selamat pagi. How is it going, my /asean/ friends?

All is well.

shoo shoo

Our Singaporean user just got enlisted, RIP his anal virginity and hair.

Nah, he bring his maid for that.

where the

A N I M E S
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Old and busted , now we discuss the beauty of pygmy chicken.

i tihink your chicken is broken

>liking cocks

homosexuality is a sin malayfag

I'm saving this thread with qts

Only watched Izetta so far this season

what a shitty general

do you like cockfighting?
we have a channel dedicated to it

It was regarded as animal cruelty and gambling so its somewhat haram and abandoned so everyone switched over to grooming the ornamental serama/katik chicken.
Used to raise some but they are not competitive enough so I ate them.

i love cuckfighting

senate hearing always stream it

CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK-CLUCK

KEK-A-DOODLE-DOO

indomie is fucking shit

please dont ever buy it

Any muzzies here?

I'm gonna kick your fucking arse

Meetup at KK 16/10.

roger that

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>sepak punggung

do not bully

>Kementrian Tak Berdosa

>kecelakaan akibat ditabrak mobil

>pintu kecemasan

>wc pria

>gula-gula getah

>mas, mobilnya mau diisi apa?
>isi solar aja

What's with all the greentexting?

>harap maaf kesulitan amat dikesali

>sillypenis

>boleh

>ular itu bisa mengeluarkan bisa

>awasi penyeluk saku

>pussy at my dick

>lima anak kambing ko sakit mata

>implying im not gay

>pokpok pakantot

>ngentot

MY GOD I HATE DRUGS

>kak, gampang aja dech

Awasin pencopet

Not unless it is femine boys

>delet dis

>greentext
>green

>redditards in charge of ruining the thread

There is nothing wrong with liking feminine boys

Unless it is Kpop guys

>aku cinta kamu

>greentext
>green
>not yellow
>he's the default fag

BUWISIT AKO DYAN

>he replied to the wrong post

>ako sinta mo

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Rate my new oc

>i recommend not talking to me

>he thought he get the (You) but actually not

>implying

Gonna need sauce for that

>cebuANO

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>very hypocritical especially for those who are anti aquino and gloria

Grand Blue, it's not hentai

>anti-aquino

Codeword for Marcos cucks

Still seething and haven't moved on

>not hentai
Disappointing

Like my FB page

www.fb.com/rorotard/

>tfw your loli teen cat in slutty mode
>massage her hind
>fluid actually came out from that fucking pussy

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defending Aquino, code word for noytards

lol all of a sudden it unpatriotic because its dutdut

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Prepare for ban

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>ular berbisa bisa mengeluarkan bisa

Ular malay chan sangat kecil. Tak ada racun

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Malay chan stap

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yellowcucks desperate on hiding de lima sex tape lol

Donate me RM10 Digi top up plez, O kind user

give address

sent
check your pm

if thats the tape then its clearly not her unless there's another one

Lads

thank you for keeping my only place for human interaction afloat

Does these congressmen have GILF fetish? why do they want de Lima's sex video be exposed

Send the code at this email

They always seem to start their asshurt tirade at his time too, I wonder why, dismissal?

just like how it wasn't her rubbing elbows with herbert
and the jaybee one too

the video, that was an actor

t. matobato

what if trillanes is actually du30 ally? what if trillanes purposely made himself a fool so du30 look like a hero? what if it was according to keikaku?

without aquino, philippines would've been a chink colony. talking about dog biting its owners hand

>what is hague ruling

and whats even worse is that chinks are roaming in benham reef yet dutdut allowed it to happen

its good to be a chink colony now tho topkek

apperantly its un nationalistic to criticize it

globalnation.inquirer.net/100728/what-did-erap-and-gma-promise-china

started around 2004

good thing those shoelicking skill we learn from being american lapdog proves to be useful towards chinks

yeah now this time we lost our EEZ kek

>Grand Blue
good taste

and pretty much the commies and muslims will get their land back

Silly Penis

>novelupdates.com/series/an-interview-with-a-playboy/
>somebody actually wasted their time to translate a pocket book

it is not nice to bully

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>Balding at the age of 20

federalism alive and well kek

sauce me up

You should try federalism, it works great for us.

reddit.com

Siapa? Najib?

>tfw no sauce

kek we're already on our way to separatism

>Najib not balding until he became the PM (2008).
Awak lah, sayang~ Tapi tite suke tau.

Geli teman baca

Napew ngan waks yewr. Geli-geli gitew. Belum sentuh ponn. Hiks. Titew tau la waks busy ari nie. Ahaks. Jap gie titew layan, k~

I hope so

Why do pinays keep going hahahahahaha when I chat with them? Like it's never lol, rofl or lmao, they always go hahahahahahahaha.

would hihihi please you? ;)

I fucking hate it too.

kys

well, did you notice how girls texts? Their petite thumbs will happily rejoice by tapping H and A simultaneously indicates their joy heart.

>not wkwkwkw

That also applies to W and K.
Look at your keyboard. They're placed within the reach of each thumbs. Amazing isn't it.

>chatting with Indonesians
>"Hi wanna roleplay?"
>eh no I prefer just sending dick pics
>"I don't like dick pics ):"
>chatting with Singaporeans
>"Hi are you from SG?"
>No I'm from Mal-
>disconnect
>chatting with Singaporean part 2
>"Hi where you from?"
>Singapore I'm from Singapore.
>"Cool, wanna meet up and fuck my ass?"
>chatting with Malaysian
>"I'd even do a Bangla if your dick is long ;)"
>chatting with Thai
>clean chat only please

Naper waks marah? Tak cukup ker yang malam tadi? Kan. Titew ponn. Sori lhawr k. Emergency.

Safiey Ilias pls go

kek

Nyah tue? Tak kerrlass sangat. Ke laut ader lawr. Tak main lawr Safiey Ilias. Titew main Safee Sali jewr, manly gitew. Hiks

What manga did you read before you first got on the internet?

I like Penjelajah Jojo, Pencak Nujum and Budak Getah

Sup?
Malaysia here

Demon King, Ruler of the Land, Blame, Tale of Sea King

ALLAHU AKBAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

you're not fooling my keen filipino eyes stupid burger

Dragon Ball, Doraemon, Detective Conan etc i.e normie stuff

Did the other countries get HK comics too?

You have one good deeds written on your book today for glorifying God of Heaven and Earth.

You know the Gempak mag stuff (if it's considered as manga tho) and everything on Kreko? Hehe.
My favourite would be Naive by Ben. :P
>tfw the young me loves reading cheezy stuff

Ben's alright, but I prefer Kaoru's one-shots.

>tfw can't share quality Malaysian comics with international friends

give me a (you) and i will gib few of my best

no but she uses a lot of smileys though

>star of david

YAHUDI

silly that's malaysia flag
look and compare senpai

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B-BUKIT AMAN

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That reminds me. Gotta get my katana back from Bukit Aman one of these days.

I do not chat so I wouldn't know

Are you that crazy guy who went beserk in KL few years ago with his gf(that has another's man children)?
aren't you supposed to be dead after being shot at stomach, penis and leg?

how do you laugh desu
this is me

>The star on that pic is hexagon. Not 14 bucu.
I think what senpai meant was this

As expected of a boipussi whore

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So many Chinese in here, what day is it today?

Nah. A few years back I was at this gaming tournament at MidValley. I told my brother to bring my replica katana for good luck and he literally brought it (the absolute madman). So I was stuck with the sword throughout the day at the mall.

While my friends and I were dining at Pizza Hut, someone called the mall cops on me and I was arrested on the charges of "wielding a dangerous weapon in public."

Was remanded, fined and "jailed for a day", and they took my katana. Technically none of this ever happened because the lawyer that was filing my case conveniently dropped my files somewhere because he had a generous donation, so it's kinda tricky to get my sword back.

I beg your pardon

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I try my best to not be too loud and cover my mouth

>tfw so bored I'm just watching wshh fight compilation videos
Americans are scary

does it applies to other than laughing?

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jej

Hahahahahaha

do you want to find out?

why is maritime considered hotshit career in the philippines?

i see one too many classmates opting for it

youtube.com/watch?v=0-RWi6kUQEM

We want to find out about your thighs

i would but im busy lately
too many stuff to do

Kek, reminds me of an indian in my class who get teased because of his father's job as moneylender.
He actually wrote 'ceti belakang panggung wayang Rex' in father's occupation.

>tfw I could apply to Lockheed Martin as a procurement officer or subcontract programme management intern next year
WEW
E
W

>He actually wrote 'ceti belakang panggung wayang Rex' in father's occupation
My sides

KEK

well exercised

that's a relief.I don't want to wake up neighbors

>hutang bila mau bayar?
>"ask debt if want to pay?"

Indons are so dumb lmao

How does it taste being a pre-intern?

what is with indians and money lending?
is 5-6 a good business?

>hutang bila mau bayar?
Jadi gue harus hutang kalau mau bayar?

Different user here,
Are you dense?

Answer my question,
jadi gue harus hutang dulu kalau mau bayar?

i am gonna write a dissertation about Google and Hillary, just for you

This will be a good final year, most of my modules are all either politics, psychology or philosophy.

Hahahahahaha @~@

word for word "debt, when, want, pay, ?"

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>he never heard of bahasa pasar
>the English translation is wrong too
>Lit. "(Your) Debt. When will (you) pay (it)?"
>"When will you pay your debt?"
>Loe! Mau bayar hutangnya bila dech?

My gf makes me roleplay as a Filipino boy when we make love

truly the most powerful race in the world

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pearling_(body_modification)

>Listening to your hand

fuck you

Hutang, kapan, mau, bayar
Bila = if

I don't mind a gf who makes me rp as a girl when we make love

>not roleplaying as a filipino boy all the time

You are dense.

Bila is "if", you fucking retard Malay.
I know what does that mean, I was triggered by you used bila as when.

Apabila = When
Bila = When

Kapan = white cloth wrapped on dead body

how do you even roleplay as a Filipino boy

DELETE THIS

by pearling

It would be if we speak Bahasa Indonesia here. Get with the times grandpa, there's bound to be differences in Bahasa in different countries.

like this

youtube.com/watch?v=E9o4RlTVShk

looks like warts more than anything

Wtf. It's like fred and borat had a baby

theatlantic.com/international/archive/2013/08/the-strange-sexual-quirk-of-filipino-seafarers/278285/

not everyone is a sailor or 600 years old.mo one does that here

pokpok pakantot

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I can't be the only one with a clover badge, right?

Who is this semen demon

Give me job pls

What is your qualification?

what are your special abilities
im rich i can pay for your tickets

Cred Forums syarikat Yahudi!

Handjob or blowjob?

Be my slave.

Yes you're the only good goy here

how much do you want per hour for cuddling in bed?nothing sexual,no kisses,you don't have to say anything or make eye contact just cuddle

English degree
In addition to the random extra skills after lurking on Cred Forums /p/ and useless tidbits from Cred Forums /lit/ and /his/

Still a halal virgin

ok
*unzips penis*

Become a translator for kreko

Test

Mah nigga

>me when someone lights up a joint

Be my sex slave

get the fuck out from my country you damn ratchink
or should we use the same method to clean out your chinkness like
in the 60s all over again

Why are you under Thai proxy?

I hope Hillary wins the presidency so she will send the US Pacific Fleet down here to chase China away and let us have our islands

Trump will just take the navy away and let China stomp all over us

how to get qt pinay waifu? no traps.
want to make masterrace white asian babbies.

currently here for 3 days
isnt it the otherwise?
look up for clinton foundations donation come from

Is Mahou Shoujo Ikusei Keikaku /asean/'s apporved anime?

As long as Julie delivers, there will be a plausible possibility for a Trump presidency. Otherwise, we are screwed and would most likely end up with her.

Asean dont wanna Clintons presidency all over again
considering how they tackled down the asian tigers economy and jewed us back in the 90s

Nighty night, Wagecucks.

Stay up

Why are you in our cunt?

to spread islam

But why?

business
im christian slanty ayy

it's alright, spread islam and divide Thailand into 2 opposing party

Because you are now /asean's/ sex slave

But are you a Catholic?

What are you selling?

I'm not THAT much of a slut!

Flip magic

Now you are

thats only make slanty ayys like you more happy
like what you did to malaysia
protestant
some energy commodities

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Only High Church can post here

Good, now post nudes

already found the source. thanks tho

No

Malaysia is 100% chink, what are talking about indobro?

still pledging to jewtican

Silly Prottie, I shill the anti Jew Patriarchs of Orthodoxy and High Church Anglicans and Lutherans.

We will make Christianity great again

Yes yes yes yes :3

I will always say no, my darling

nope im not falling to indon malon baiting by slanty ayys army funded by wumao dang
talk with malaysian people more not some parasitic entities who misidentify themselves as native of that country

No. Now you say yes

that's not true, they're 100% one-third pribumi

You're a protestant now Paimin?

I'll still keep saying no for posting lewds.

When will you transit at KL? I need some businessman love to destroy my boipucci.

is this summer time lads?

Yes is the only answer

Post boipucci

no one play race card except the chink in my country since they tend to be ethnocentric while doing business and in daily interaction, this is just 1 of 1000 ways to rat out a slanty ayy like you
n im a Batak anak Medan

Aren't malays brown chinks?

But what if i still answer No?

It is a matter of time before you do

Are you related to Feby Febiola? I like her

Not until you tell me when is the transit. I don't want to feel like a dumb widow fag waiting for never-turn-up husband at KLIA. T-That's just... I'm being exploited. Kyaaa~

nope if you know south east asian history especially with the old kingdoms here
n im witnessing heavy shilling from slanty ayys in malaysia since around 2008 that all south east asean cultures came from mainland china

>batak
>anak medan
Keep dreaming lol, Medan is Malay city

What if you look too masculine and ugly?

The old kingdoms seem to have more infleunce from Indian culture

Don't be silly.

I would never say yes.

I dunno when I'll go back to Malaysia. But I promise if you are cute enough that I'll come and fug you hard

You from Medan too? I've only been there once. Visited Danau Toba, Berastagi, Istana Maimun

pagmasdan nalang kita galing sa malayo

Now you do

no need for that low tier bait
i was born in medan thats why i call myself anak medan
nah im more fans of meisya siregar (but lose hope since competing with bebi romeo with his bunga terakhir song) and astrid tiar
influencing doesnt mean we became pajeetboo, look up for the early days majapahit, singhasari kingdom how they cleaned up suvarnadwipa (sumatra) from chola empire's influence from southern india and removing tamil merchants from malacca strait since srivijaya got cucked by those kingdom

Tell me where Hindu-Budda cum from

I fucking hate this argument "hur south east asia is indianised" just because we embrace hindu buddhism
That is as stupid as saying east asia is part of india because they embrace buddhism or europe is part of middle east because they embrace christianity

Stupid stinky pajets

oh boy, look at this short tempered squareboy.
typical

Hehehe

ayam goreng dua singgit

well last bump before going to sleep i guess

Ikan gelama mak iloi iloi