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terrible edition
thats a big anime
Non-Americans aren't permitted to discuss American comedians on this website. You don't understand the nuances of our humor and just embarrass yourselves trying to discuss its intricacies
taigs out
MDE is shit
Redpill me on this county
what anime is this from?
May Allah smite down the Americans.
Good thread
This.
Boycott paddy editions.
We're all in here
I hear the county to the west of it is VERY good.
[jupiter in danger]
WAKE ME UP
What would you do if you found out your girl was cheating on you?
Honestly think I would slap her all over because I love her so much. Never hit a woman in my life but I'd want to kill her and the guy.
fuck i love this man
If Trump wins there is going to be a war isn't there lads?
Any Welsh here?
i know a girl from there who dates a nigger
thread wars again
janny will NOT be please
fully expect these threads to purged in mere moments
I don't have a girlfriend, never have, I'm beginning to realise I probably never will.
There's a leaf in my thread.
>he does it for free
>he's still getting away with it
how old are you?
What happened to Drake?
Oxfordshire is a nice place but I'm not a billionaire haha
LOOK AT THE FUCKING JAWLINE ON THIS CUNT.
Wish those guys who robbed Kim had been from the Islamic State and they had just filmed themselves begeading the dumb cunt.
dan the man decided he wouldn't make it
Is it ok to hate women when they literally think of you as sub-human?
I cant even be a beta orbiter, ill ask women out, beg them, please, even as a friend can i get to know you, i offer to pay for everything, pay for taxis, restaurants. I cant bear to pay for an escort, i want a genuine girlfriend.
Literally they look at me like im a rotting corpse. Its horrible when im out with friends and they get girls and im sat there on my own, i hate it, i feel like killing myself. women are genuinely evil
good taste
debut contains most of her best stuff imo
Just turned 20
I know it seems young but I'm also a kissless virgin.
not cute enough
tell her to jog on
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nah i think 20 is an acceptable age to start coming to terms with the facts
I'm going to punch any Welsh i find.
Reminder that the so called Islamic State wasn't responsible for half of the attacks in Europe/US they just claimed responsibility to look like big scary hard men
It is the best place in England
no discussion
This was literally me in school hahahahaha
gaylesbury is probably even worse tbf, theres literally fuck all to do but drink but the hills and that are nice
fair share of pakis but mainly in the centre, the towns around it are actually lovely
erm erm andrea leadsom was born here
we have roald dahl festivals in july
id tell you to fuck off if you were that desperate too
and they probably know if they gave you any time of day at all youd be obsessive over them lad
What happens here?
How do you jack off without foreskin?
Agreed.
Good looking guy as well, but I literally have no idea how to "get with" a girl. Something missing in my childhood probably.
now this is a thread i can get behind
ARE JOSIE HAS GRACED US WITH HER PRESENCE
>1300s pub
>oxfordshire
dox when
I'd like to do this but I'd want some revenge. I love this girl and would never purposely do anything to hurt her and I think I'd just lose my shit if I found out she fucked someone else.
The only nice place in Bucks is West Wycombe
farming and sea side things
you tell me
set up the camcorder
>curry rival
>rasheeds will deny this
What a life
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best revenge would be to just nonchalantly tell her to fuck off and never contact her again
I've already said where I lived several times tbqh
don't think newcunts will remember though HAHA
that's fucking rediculous
how can she be so perfect?
Idk
Normies disgust me
Why are you posting your shitty politics in this thread?
Nobody cares.
Ah yes
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me out for a cycle with the lads
>Supported arming Syrian jihadists, which led to the rise of ISIS
IS was around long before the Syrian Civil War.
*puts on dress*
*tosses massive log*
could literally end any english runts life in a matter of seconds
lads the cum is coming out of my dick
FOY
>cute
fuck off yank
>ok
fuck off yank
>drake
fuck off yank
>free
fuck off yank
>fully
fuck off yank
>nigger
fuck off yank
>fuck
fuck off yank
>pat
fuck off yank
>american
fuck off yank
there are loads of nice places tbf just not in any of the population centres
risborough for example is a lovely lovely place with an adorable little high street and (if i remember correctly) an asda
unless it was like a guy going up and kissing her, then she pushes him away and tells me then I'd almost certainly dump her.
I'd be more mad at her than the guy unless the guy was a friend and really pursued her desu
>rediculous
Gut yourself spastic
>Normies disgust me
Depressing desu but really only relevant if you live in a big city
There's plenty of small town girls out there who still want the traditional family
quality post
Yeah, come to think of it just acting like I don't give 2 fucks about her and letting her go like she's nothing to me would probably hurt her way more than anything else.
Want to watch Skins but I'm pretty sure it will depress me because I did fuckall with my teenage years apart from wank and get high alone.
essex was chiselled by the gods
how is that boy doing, i havent seen him in yonks
LITERALLY same desu
hasn't posted in bare time
>when a yank tries to say "Edinburgh"
very angry, annoyed and agitated
want to smash my head on a rock and preferably die
are you that ugly? i can be ur friend but dont tuch my pussy
"Eddenburrow"
>edin-berg
but brits pronounce it like "edinburrow"
Always wondered if this was a real cycle race or if he was just pissing about
Pretty sure that's banned in actual competitions
Random fact: I support Cornish nationalism
>bare
End yourself paki
why hahahahaha
Eedinburg
Edin bruh
I "know that feel" hahahaha
EDINBURRRRG
>soccer fans
everything has gone wrong today
Just found out Essex isn't a city lads
ooer
hope he hasnt OD'd already, our best years are still ahead
>eyyedden-boouroewww
fuck off yank
5 more years
hope I get lightning or fire powers
Noice, I lige it. Can't wait to curbstomp brown people with federal approval.
i cant pronounce shitty brit placenames
they make absolutely no sense
>leicester->lestur
>marylebone->marlybon
>birmingham->brum
etc
t. paddy
from my post in the name 15 cities thread?
essex was a decent poster
you could probably make a similar video for many politicians to be fair and that thing about the press is laughable, how is stopping media from lying through libel a bad thing?
better angry than #SWAG
might have a wank
>just drove to maccies
>asked for just cheese on my quarter pounder
>they gave me everything but cheese
fucking idiots man
>Union Flag goes up in flames in Scotland: Fury as Scottish terrorist sets fire to flag
express.co.uk
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>Gloucestershire
>Leicestershire
>Worcestershire
Yanks: vocaroo these WITHOUT looking them up
SCREECHING
What the actual fuck was at the inedible shite at end?
stop mumbling then spacker
just found out "oo-er" is meant to be for when you hear something suggestive/sexual like "oh behave" sort of thing
ive been using it as a general term of exaggerated discomfort for about 4 years ffs
it just annoys me how SJWs overlook all of hillary's blatant corruption and act like trump's transgressions are far worse
Book was better tb h
Same with Filth
saxons btfo
>SJWs
fuck off stupid yank
ooer means over in Scottish talk
Is that real? Fucking Shillary
time for bed lads
lads
no gf
why live
genuinely get nauseated when i see jack now
like pavlov's dog or something
>tfw the wizard meme used to be funny
>now its suicidally depressing
I'm not in the mood
FUCK ME
how difficult is it to heat up drippings properly, the fuckers should fry as soon as you pour the batter in
You was thinking of "oh - uhh.._" mate.
>these pavement apes will pay
notch might buy Cred Forums
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haha
have a good one
haha
English can be difficult to master when Urdu is your first language haha x
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hated everywhere, even on Cred Forums
what is the point
All I want in life is a single close mate and a gf tb h
Everything else, all that normies socialising and partying shite, honestly could not give a fuck about.
thrive off it lad
>make the code public
just like how he made the minecraft code public
do you lads ever worry that you're in the wrong /brit/ thread and theres another more successful one going on without your knowledge?
How many people in Oxford here, OX13 represent
Fuck off
literally climbing a mountain to slay some demons so i can get power to put into a legendary artifact that i have and i still cant attract a gf
this world is so backwards
are lass
ok rasheed
>watch black mirror
>first episode is about the prime minister shagging a pig
>it came out before everyone knew david cameron shagged
you're sexists because you're disgusting fat virgins, right?
Dunno why people compare Trump to Hitler when Trump is clearly more like Mussolini
Notch is living proof that none of us will ever make it
If he actually buys it I give it one week before Cred Forums convinces themselves that he works for the CIA and abuses him so badly he shuts Cred Forums down completely
wrong on all 4 counts
i can't tell whether this is ironic or not
donald trump is in the second series too
OY VEY
notch would probably be a good choice because he's so fucking lazy he wouldn't try to mess with anything
having a think
Yes
I love women. I'm good looking and not a virgin.
what's the best present you've ever been given /brit/?
OOOOOOO cant wait for bed tonight going to be VERY snuggy under the covers today yes sir today im busting out the hot water bottle in its fleecy jacket oh yes i am
thats so sad
argh it was in some next book and i swear the context was just like "oh my word"
i may actually have to go back to school and do me gcses again because ive clearly been living my life so wrong since then
Most normies haven't heard of Mussolini
Charlie Brooker is psychic?
i want to smash my head on a fucking rock
DO NOT REPLY TO PEDOJEW
New series on the 21st
6 episodes released on a single day, going to be a depressing binge watch
>Cred Forums is collapsing under the weight of greatly increased traffic
huh, really makes you think
Dunno why he gets compared to Mussolini either
Mussolini was a soldier who became an impoverished newspaper writer after the war
Mussolini is just one of countless politicians throughout recorded history who have blustered and spattered out populist rhetoric
PS2
porbably just aware of the pig tradition in a place likely to have a future prime minister
Trump is unique to his nation, as every fascist leader is.
Comment
makes you tink
I got winter boots one year. Those are good, practical. I don't much I want or need. There aren't really celebrations in my life anymore though.
>Replying to the fake Russian pedojew
Thick as thieves you lot are, this judeo pedophile rat thrives off of his ill gotten (you)'s from role playing as a woman
kek
as a trans woman currently living in mayo I can tell you something: irish crisps >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> british "halal" crisps
he's not wrong yknow
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All the comments mentioning Trump hahaha
>living meme
>insults politicians
>gets votes literally for being entertaining
Parallels are disturbing af
>trump
>fascist
what a paki
why are you here and not on reddit then?
>never was great
Spasticated word order
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gf bought me a blue/rose sweater
IGNORE PEDOJEW
DO NOT REPLY TO HIM
>listen to Kanye west unironically
>everyone who asks what I'm listening to says he's garbage
>tell them to fuck off and still listen
It's not a derogatory term for me la, I hope he wins.
And he objectively is.
How the fuck are normies so ignorant?
cross with crystalls Swarowsky
it's a free country
>just give up all your possessions and move to a foreign land filled with Arabs and maybe you'll get your stuff back one day haha xD
Doesn't seem like that great of a deal 2bh
I'm just here for mr Hyde.
Cred Forums is fine, hiroshimoot is just a jew
victoria blacked now please
72 virgins
when you get even deeper down that rabbit hole you realize no one really hates you they just don't care about you because they're too busy dealing with their own problems, in most cases thinking that everyone else hates them
and Cred Forums only hates you because everyone hates everyone here. anonymity does that. you see another driver do something a little stupid and obviously they're the most evil human being that has ever walked the earth. someone posts something you disagree with and the same thought process is applied.
Friendly reminder, if Cred Forums shuts down then it's Cred Forums's fault
I use both websites.
>I'm lil Anglo boi and I want to fuck fat pedojew and I'm ashamed of this fact
ew, lad
going to do a wank
Trump isn't a fascist but he's definitely a nationalist
i want to smash my head on a rock
does my gp offer this service
Sam Hyde?
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>And he objectively is.
i mean he isn't but whatever helps you sleep at night haha
Yes, yes, come in my friend...
Who even cares.
probably because you arent zionist you mongoloid
VITAL POLL LADS PLEASE VOTE
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What did he mean by this?
no lad; the nhs is in crisis
>literally have Kim Kardashian tied up and gagged in front of you
>don't even rape her or take pics
The self control of those men is fucking incredible.
your love
Fuck off Sam
Where do we go when Cred Forums gets shut down?
Infinite chan?
shes fucking ugly as fuck m8
Outside
No, mr Hyde
Hello :33 So what do you lads do here?
Hope I never go bald as I have really nice hair and compliments my face well.
Dad went bald but I have the same hairline as my grandfather and he is 66 with a full head of hair.
EVERYONE HATES ME FOR NO REASON ;-------------;
t. "pedojew"
would've at least squeezed that arse for sure
Look at this subhuman
distinct lack of hyde itt
doesn't he live in a tax haven? who is he to talk? besides he's an idiot for not abusing tax loopholes. even poor people do it
>ywn have a cushy graphics designer job in Manhattan in some white wall minimalistic iMac office
want to smash my head on a rock
follows your mothers father
Never even touched a woman and I'd have the self-control to keep my dick out of those old beef sheets. Although now I think of it exclusive nude photographs would fetch a high price and I'm not a very good person despite my standards.
Been playing fight night champion, have 17 wins 15 kos no losses on the hardest difficulty at the moment. Pretty sure I could be a world boxing champion in real life tbqh
the turks were right when it came to the armenians
t. virgin
She's objectively attractive enough for bit of ultraviolence, come on.
pretty sure he lives in california
french man goes amok in apple store youtu.be
no they fucking wern't
why dont you start boxing then
I like high test balding alphas
i thought he was swedish or something
HERE WE ARE NOW
why
Then I should be good.
been living in a water damaged home for years
all this mold exposure is going to add up eventually 2bh
i am not long for this world
thoughts on this dog lads?
this is your nBo (new Board owner)
He's fat
He has a house in California and Sweden, he's rich la
Would be completely fine with Notch owning the website
wew French men are hot and badass
I bet they did tb h
Looks an unhealthy weight.
*sharpens scalping knife*
if they stopped to rape her the rozzers would probably have made it there in time, they obviously had to get away asap
and im not sure leaving ur calling card up her fanny is the best way to go for such a big heist
>tfw pregnant again
2bh I think he's probably more concerned with containment boards like Cred Forums, doubt he'd give us any trouble r-right?
>She's ugly as fuck m8
The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
>he's an idiot for not abusing tax loopholes
MAGA
Me and my pups
Too embarrassed to go topless due to slight man tits
he said his iphone was on warranty but they refused to refund because warranty exclusion. He said give me my damn refund or I'll fucking wreck you.
he came with a pétanque ball (pic) to break the screens
kek what the fuck is that body type
If Cred Forums gets took down, Trump loses
dogcuck
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does he be a snake?
Its actually DHT which causes baldness. You can have high test but if your body doesn't convert too much to DHT then you won't go bald, but some men are more sensitive in the conversion and can have moderate levels of test and it will be converted to DHT and make them go bald.
I know some right slack jawed beta bitches who have gone bald yet I have high test levels (had some tests done) with no signs of baldness.
hes a big lad
Doubt most of the people on Cred Forums are of voting age anyway lad
pity that, wouldve enjoyed taking your head clean off
Thinking of doing a wank
unironically not a fan of her face or body
would still fug obviously but i understand where the lad's coming from desu
better than that edgy albanian
Rude
shes fit but every non-candid pic of her in existence is gunna be photoshopped, you cant really say shes attractive because of that
hourglass?
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>this is considered slim in USA
Didnt know the romans tried to ban silk desu
No idiot
She's thicc
the people pretending they wouldn't do the same if they were in trump's position make me laugh
notch is too lazy and incompetent to do any damage desu
want to smash my head on a rock
like this
deformed
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not sure whether I should go to bed at 2am or 3am
hmmmmm
What even is that? For real though
No one considers her slim you retard. She's literally the postergirl for THICC
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vintage one lads
wtf I non-ironically feel pregnant. tummy hurts and stuff. why do chads always do this to me??
grade c runt
i dont have much of an opinion, just find it funny that is his tag line while he has been found to be avoiding tax very hard
yuri no
could use a kick in my frail ballsack tbf
>fat
>attractive
Amerifats are perverts I know.
he said he mainly wanted to eradicate jokey racism which is basically 75% of the posts in Cred Forums so i dont think so
might have to make contingency plans for a new blog
I thought Russians were alpha?
Why are you being such a littel fanny?!
Grow a pair.
pls marry me
Im an 18 year old sissyboy virgin. pls be my gf
Paedo Jew pls
feels good to be Scottish lads
absolutely fucking despise russians. ugly stupid poor cunts
he still pays every other tax(city, state, federal taxes), just not income tax
it's really a non-argument. it won't stick just like calling him a racist and a sexist hasn't stuck. saving money on taxes is a key point of getting ahead in life
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Scot here.
It's one of those places I'm not entirely sure even exists, and if it does I'm sure I'd find it as weird and foreign as the continent.
Would heem that fat Swedish prick if so
me
How is that funny? If your money isn't gonna go towards something you don;t want it to it's perfectly moral not to pay it
WHY ARE WOMYN SUCH FUCKIN' HEADCASES
Come on dude, it looks freakish.
went to bed at 9am last 'night'
new
Racist
low test
not very altruistic which should be a key characteristic of the head of government
How do I into furry?
yeh
freakishly fertile
Prepare to take cold steel
tfw cutting yoruself open
And Brit/Aus comedy is booing right now isn't it?
Name me one funny contemporary Brit/Aus comedy?
Just one.
nurse ratched NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You bums missed out. Once you get the ball rolling you end up swimming in it. Don't they get into embarrassing situations and stuff they have to overcome in that? I didn't watch it because it's aimed at the bums who were not there. How old btw?