/brit/

samuel j hyde edition

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terrible edition

thats a big anime

Non-Americans aren't permitted to discuss American comedians on this website. You don't understand the nuances of our humor and just embarrass yourselves trying to discuss its intricacies

taigs out

MDE is shit

Redpill me on this county

what anime is this from?

May Allah smite down the Americans.

Good thread

This.

Boycott paddy editions.

We're all in here

I hear the county to the west of it is VERY good.

[jupiter in danger]

WAKE ME UP

What would you do if you found out your girl was cheating on you?

Honestly think I would slap her all over because I love her so much. Never hit a woman in my life but I'd want to kill her and the guy.

fuck i love this man

If Trump wins there is going to be a war isn't there lads?

Any Welsh here?

i know a girl from there who dates a nigger

thread wars again

janny will NOT be please

fully expect these threads to purged in mere moments

I don't have a girlfriend, never have, I'm beginning to realise I probably never will.

There's a leaf in my thread.

>he does it for free
>he's still getting away with it

how old are you?

What happened to Drake?

Oxfordshire is a nice place but I'm not a billionaire haha

LOOK AT THE FUCKING JAWLINE ON THIS CUNT.

Wish those guys who robbed Kim had been from the Islamic State and they had just filmed themselves begeading the dumb cunt.

dan the man decided he wouldn't make it

Is it ok to hate women when they literally think of you as sub-human?

I cant even be a beta orbiter, ill ask women out, beg them, please, even as a friend can i get to know you, i offer to pay for everything, pay for taxis, restaurants. I cant bear to pay for an escort, i want a genuine girlfriend.

Literally they look at me like im a rotting corpse. Its horrible when im out with friends and they get girls and im sat there on my own, i hate it, i feel like killing myself. women are genuinely evil

good taste
debut contains most of her best stuff imo

Just turned 20

I know it seems young but I'm also a kissless virgin.

not cute enough

tell her to jog on

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=n7Sm0A3lllI
related

nah i think 20 is an acceptable age to start coming to terms with the facts

I'm going to punch any Welsh i find.

Reminder that the so called Islamic State wasn't responsible for half of the attacks in Europe/US they just claimed responsibility to look like big scary hard men

It is the best place in England

no discussion

This was literally me in school hahahahaha

gaylesbury is probably even worse tbf, theres literally fuck all to do but drink but the hills and that are nice
fair share of pakis but mainly in the centre, the towns around it are actually lovely
erm erm andrea leadsom was born here
we have roald dahl festivals in july

id tell you to fuck off if you were that desperate too

and they probably know if they gave you any time of day at all youd be obsessive over them lad

What happens here?

How do you jack off without foreskin?

Agreed.

Good looking guy as well, but I literally have no idea how to "get with" a girl. Something missing in my childhood probably.

now this is a thread i can get behind

ARE JOSIE HAS GRACED US WITH HER PRESENCE

>1300s pub
>oxfordshire
dox when

I'd like to do this but I'd want some revenge. I love this girl and would never purposely do anything to hurt her and I think I'd just lose my shit if I found out she fucked someone else.

The only nice place in Bucks is West Wycombe

farming and sea side things

you tell me

set up the camcorder

>curry rival

>rasheeds will deny this

What a life

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best revenge would be to just nonchalantly tell her to fuck off and never contact her again

I've already said where I lived several times tbqh

don't think newcunts will remember though HAHA

that's fucking rediculous
how can she be so perfect?

Idk

Normies disgust me

Why are you posting your shitty politics in this thread?

Nobody cares.

Ah yes

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me out for a cycle with the lads

>Supported arming Syrian jihadists, which led to the rise of ISIS

IS was around long before the Syrian Civil War.

*puts on dress*
*tosses massive log*
could literally end any english runts life in a matter of seconds

lads the cum is coming out of my dick

FOY

>cute
fuck off yank

>ok
fuck off yank

>drake
fuck off yank

>free
fuck off yank

>fully
fuck off yank

>nigger
fuck off yank

>fuck
fuck off yank

>pat
fuck off yank

>american
fuck off yank

there are loads of nice places tbf just not in any of the population centres
risborough for example is a lovely lovely place with an adorable little high street and (if i remember correctly) an asda

unless it was like a guy going up and kissing her, then she pushes him away and tells me then I'd almost certainly dump her.

I'd be more mad at her than the guy unless the guy was a friend and really pursued her desu

>rediculous

Gut yourself spastic

>Normies disgust me

Depressing desu but really only relevant if you live in a big city

There's plenty of small town girls out there who still want the traditional family

quality post

Yeah, come to think of it just acting like I don't give 2 fucks about her and letting her go like she's nothing to me would probably hurt her way more than anything else.

youtube.com/watch?v=pJqem6ek4CI

Want to watch Skins but I'm pretty sure it will depress me because I did fuckall with my teenage years apart from wank and get high alone.

essex was chiselled by the gods
how is that boy doing, i havent seen him in yonks

LITERALLY same desu

hasn't posted in bare time

>when a yank tries to say "Edinburgh"

very angry, annoyed and agitated

want to smash my head on a rock and preferably die

are you that ugly? i can be ur friend but dont tuch my pussy

"Eddenburrow"

>edin-berg

but brits pronounce it like "edinburrow"

Always wondered if this was a real cycle race or if he was just pissing about

Pretty sure that's banned in actual competitions

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Random fact: I support Cornish nationalism

>bare

End yourself paki

why hahahahaha

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>yfw
youtube.com/watch?v=1ryye-v-8j0

youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA

Eedinburg

Edin bruh

I "know that feel" hahahaha

EDINBURRRRG

>soccer fans

everything has gone wrong today

Just found out Essex isn't a city lads

ooer
hope he hasnt OD'd already, our best years are still ahead

>eyyedden-boouroewww
fuck off yank

5 more years

hope I get lightning or fire powers

Noice, I lige it. Can't wait to curbstomp brown people with federal approval.

i cant pronounce shitty brit placenames
they make absolutely no sense
>leicester->lestur
>marylebone->marlybon
>birmingham->brum
etc
t. paddy

from my post in the name 15 cities thread?

essex was a decent poster

you could probably make a similar video for many politicians to be fair and that thing about the press is laughable, how is stopping media from lying through libel a bad thing?

better angry than #SWAG

might have a wank

>just drove to maccies
>asked for just cheese on my quarter pounder
>they gave me everything but cheese

fucking idiots man

>Union Flag goes up in flames in Scotland: Fury as Scottish terrorist sets fire to flag
express.co.uk/news/politics/717131/Union-Jack-flag-burn-Scottish-Independence-Glasgow

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>Gloucestershire
>Leicestershire
>Worcestershire

Yanks: vocaroo these WITHOUT looking them up

SCREECHING
What the actual fuck was at the inedible shite at end?

stop mumbling then spacker

just found out "oo-er" is meant to be for when you hear something suggestive/sexual like "oh behave" sort of thing
ive been using it as a general term of exaggerated discomfort for about 4 years ffs

it just annoys me how SJWs overlook all of hillary's blatant corruption and act like trump's transgressions are far worse

Book was better tb h

Same with Filth

saxons btfo

>SJWs

fuck off stupid yank

ooer means over in Scottish talk

Is that real? Fucking Shillary

time for bed lads

lads

no gf

why live

genuinely get nauseated when i see jack now
like pavlov's dog or something

>tfw the wizard meme used to be funny
>now its suicidally depressing

I'm not in the mood

FUCK ME
how difficult is it to heat up drippings properly, the fuckers should fry as soon as you pour the batter in

You was thinking of "oh - uhh.._" mate.

>these pavement apes will pay

notch might buy Cred Forums
twitter.com/notch

haha

have a good one

haha

English can be difficult to master when Urdu is your first language haha x

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hated everywhere, even on Cred Forums

what is the point

All I want in life is a single close mate and a gf tb h

Everything else, all that normies socialising and partying shite, honestly could not give a fuck about.

thrive off it lad

>make the code public
just like how he made the minecraft code public

do you lads ever worry that you're in the wrong /brit/ thread and theres another more successful one going on without your knowledge?

How many people in Oxford here, OX13 represent

Fuck off

literally climbing a mountain to slay some demons so i can get power to put into a legendary artifact that i have and i still cant attract a gf
this world is so backwards

are lass

ok rasheed

>watch black mirror
>first episode is about the prime minister shagging a pig
>it came out before everyone knew david cameron shagged

you're sexists because you're disgusting fat virgins, right?

Dunno why people compare Trump to Hitler when Trump is clearly more like Mussolini

Notch is living proof that none of us will ever make it

If he actually buys it I give it one week before Cred Forums convinces themselves that he works for the CIA and abuses him so badly he shuts Cred Forums down completely

wrong on all 4 counts

i can't tell whether this is ironic or not

donald trump is in the second series too

OY VEY

notch would probably be a good choice because he's so fucking lazy he wouldn't try to mess with anything

having a think

Yes

I love women. I'm good looking and not a virgin.

what's the best present you've ever been given /brit/?

OOOOOOO cant wait for bed tonight going to be VERY snuggy under the covers today yes sir today im busting out the hot water bottle in its fleecy jacket oh yes i am

thats so sad

argh it was in some next book and i swear the context was just like "oh my word"
i may actually have to go back to school and do me gcses again because ive clearly been living my life so wrong since then

Most normies haven't heard of Mussolini

Charlie Brooker is psychic?

i want to smash my head on a fucking rock

DO NOT REPLY TO PEDOJEW

New series on the 21st

6 episodes released on a single day, going to be a depressing binge watch

>Cred Forums is collapsing under the weight of greatly increased traffic

huh, really makes you think

Dunno why he gets compared to Mussolini either

Mussolini was a soldier who became an impoverished newspaper writer after the war

Mussolini is just one of countless politicians throughout recorded history who have blustered and spattered out populist rhetoric

PS2

porbably just aware of the pig tradition in a place likely to have a future prime minister

Trump is unique to his nation, as every fascist leader is.

Comment

makes you tink

I got winter boots one year. Those are good, practical. I don't much I want or need. There aren't really celebrations in my life anymore though.

>Replying to the fake Russian pedojew

Thick as thieves you lot are, this judeo pedophile rat thrives off of his ill gotten (you)'s from role playing as a woman

kek

as a trans woman currently living in mayo I can tell you something: irish crisps >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> british "halal" crisps

he's not wrong yknow

youtube.com/watch?v=2iha1umZ9hw

youtube.com/watch?v=jFICRFKtAc4

All the comments mentioning Trump hahaha

>living meme
>insults politicians
>gets votes literally for being entertaining

Parallels are disturbing af

>trump
>fascist

what a paki

why are you here and not on reddit then?

>never was great

Spasticated word order

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gf bought me a blue/rose sweater

IGNORE PEDOJEW
DO NOT REPLY TO HIM

>listen to Kanye west unironically
>everyone who asks what I'm listening to says he's garbage
>tell them to fuck off and still listen

It's not a derogatory term for me la, I hope he wins.

And he objectively is.

How the fuck are normies so ignorant?

cross with crystalls Swarowsky

it's a free country

>just give up all your possessions and move to a foreign land filled with Arabs and maybe you'll get your stuff back one day haha xD

Doesn't seem like that great of a deal 2bh

I'm just here for mr Hyde.

Cred Forums is fine, hiroshimoot is just a jew

victoria blacked now please

72 virgins

when you get even deeper down that rabbit hole you realize no one really hates you they just don't care about you because they're too busy dealing with their own problems, in most cases thinking that everyone else hates them

and Cred Forums only hates you because everyone hates everyone here. anonymity does that. you see another driver do something a little stupid and obviously they're the most evil human being that has ever walked the earth. someone posts something you disagree with and the same thought process is applied.

Friendly reminder, if Cred Forums shuts down then it's Cred Forums's fault

I use both websites.

>I'm lil Anglo boi and I want to fuck fat pedojew and I'm ashamed of this fact
ew, lad

going to do a wank

Trump isn't a fascist but he's definitely a nationalist

youtube.com/watch?v=L2QmClRt9AQ

i want to smash my head on a rock

does my gp offer this service

Sam Hyde?

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>And he objectively is.

i mean he isn't but whatever helps you sleep at night haha

Yes, yes, come in my friend...

Who even cares.

probably because you arent zionist you mongoloid

VITAL POLL LADS PLEASE VOTE
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What did he mean by this?

no lad; the nhs is in crisis

>literally have Kim Kardashian tied up and gagged in front of you
>don't even rape her or take pics

The self control of those men is fucking incredible.

your love

Fuck off Sam

Where do we go when Cred Forums gets shut down?
Infinite chan?

shes fucking ugly as fuck m8

Outside

No, mr Hyde

Hello :33 So what do you lads do here?

Hope I never go bald as I have really nice hair and compliments my face well.

Dad went bald but I have the same hairline as my grandfather and he is 66 with a full head of hair.

EVERYONE HATES ME FOR NO REASON ;-------------;
t. "pedojew"

would've at least squeezed that arse for sure

Look at this subhuman

distinct lack of hyde itt

youtube.com/watch?v=06sADrMKhZY

doesn't he live in a tax haven? who is he to talk? besides he's an idiot for not abusing tax loopholes. even poor people do it

>ywn have a cushy graphics designer job in Manhattan in some white wall minimalistic iMac office

want to smash my head on a rock

follows your mothers father

Never even touched a woman and I'd have the self-control to keep my dick out of those old beef sheets. Although now I think of it exclusive nude photographs would fetch a high price and I'm not a very good person despite my standards.

Been playing fight night champion, have 17 wins 15 kos no losses on the hardest difficulty at the moment. Pretty sure I could be a world boxing champion in real life tbqh

the turks were right when it came to the armenians

t. virgin

She's objectively attractive enough for bit of ultraviolence, come on.

pretty sure he lives in california

french man goes amok in apple store youtu.be/7Ak9Vz0FQ9g?t=12

no they fucking wern't

why dont you start boxing then

I like high test balding alphas

i thought he was swedish or something

HERE WE ARE NOW

why

Then I should be good.

youtube.com/watch?v=15Y0a8XIccM

been living in a water damaged home for years

all this mold exposure is going to add up eventually 2bh

i am not long for this world

thoughts on this dog lads?

this is your nBo (new Board owner)

He's fat

He has a house in California and Sweden, he's rich la

Would be completely fine with Notch owning the website

wew French men are hot and badass

I bet they did tb h

Looks an unhealthy weight.

*sharpens scalping knife*

if they stopped to rape her the rozzers would probably have made it there in time, they obviously had to get away asap
and im not sure leaving ur calling card up her fanny is the best way to go for such a big heist

>tfw pregnant again

2bh I think he's probably more concerned with containment boards like Cred Forums, doubt he'd give us any trouble r-right?

>She's ugly as fuck m8

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

>he's an idiot for not abusing tax loopholes

MAGA

Me and my pups

twitter.com/dog_rates/status/756288534030475264

Too embarrassed to go topless due to slight man tits

he said his iphone was on warranty but they refused to refund because warranty exclusion. He said give me my damn refund or I'll fucking wreck you.

he came with a pétanque ball (pic) to break the screens

kek what the fuck is that body type

If Cred Forums gets took down, Trump loses

dogcuck

youtube.com/watch?v=VXV39QEsjnI

does he be a snake?

Its actually DHT which causes baldness. You can have high test but if your body doesn't convert too much to DHT then you won't go bald, but some men are more sensitive in the conversion and can have moderate levels of test and it will be converted to DHT and make them go bald.

I know some right slack jawed beta bitches who have gone bald yet I have high test levels (had some tests done) with no signs of baldness.

hes a big lad

Doubt most of the people on Cred Forums are of voting age anyway lad

pity that, wouldve enjoyed taking your head clean off

Thinking of doing a wank

unironically not a fan of her face or body

would still fug obviously but i understand where the lad's coming from desu

better than that edgy albanian

Rude

shes fit but every non-candid pic of her in existence is gunna be photoshopped, you cant really say shes attractive because of that

hourglass?

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>this is considered slim in USA

Didnt know the romans tried to ban silk desu

No idiot
She's thicc

the people pretending they wouldn't do the same if they were in trump's position make me laugh

notch is too lazy and incompetent to do any damage desu

want to smash my head on a rock

like this

deformed

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not sure whether I should go to bed at 2am or 3am

hmmmmm

What even is that? For real though

No one considers her slim you retard. She's literally the postergirl for THICC

youtube.com/watch?v=jzy2dgEUOhY
vintage one lads

wtf I non-ironically feel pregnant. tummy hurts and stuff. why do chads always do this to me??

grade c runt

i dont have much of an opinion, just find it funny that is his tag line while he has been found to be avoiding tax very hard

yuri no

could use a kick in my frail ballsack tbf

>fat
>attractive
Amerifats are perverts I know.

he said he mainly wanted to eradicate jokey racism which is basically 75% of the posts in Cred Forums so i dont think so
might have to make contingency plans for a new blog

I thought Russians were alpha?

Why are you being such a littel fanny?!

Grow a pair.

pls marry me
Im an 18 year old sissyboy virgin. pls be my gf

Paedo Jew pls

feels good to be Scottish lads

absolutely fucking despise russians. ugly stupid poor cunts

he still pays every other tax(city, state, federal taxes), just not income tax

it's really a non-argument. it won't stick just like calling him a racist and a sexist hasn't stuck. saving money on taxes is a key point of getting ahead in life

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Scot here.

It's one of those places I'm not entirely sure even exists, and if it does I'm sure I'd find it as weird and foreign as the continent.

Would heem that fat Swedish prick if so

me

How is that funny? If your money isn't gonna go towards something you don;t want it to it's perfectly moral not to pay it

WHY ARE WOMYN SUCH FUCKIN' HEADCASES

Come on dude, it looks freakish.

went to bed at 9am last 'night'

new

Racist

low test

not very altruistic which should be a key characteristic of the head of government

How do I into furry?

yeh
freakishly fertile

Prepare to take cold steel

tfw cutting yoruself open

And Brit/Aus comedy is booing right now isn't it?

Name me one funny contemporary Brit/Aus comedy?
Just one.

nurse ratched NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You bums missed out. Once you get the ball rolling you end up swimming in it. Don't they get into embarrassing situations and stuff they have to overcome in that? I didn't watch it because it's aimed at the bums who were not there. How old btw?