Tfw you dropped out of highschool

>Tfw you dropped out of highschool

Same

literally why

...

I tested out

You really should have gotten at least a little smart and gone with that option

>1.This board is for the discussion of foreign culture and language.

me too

>tfw too smart for highscool

we are discussing how dropping out of high school is viewed across different nations and cultures, you got a problem with it brah?

>couldn't pass algebra II

I dropped out of highschool.

Went to college at 23 for a trade.
Back to college at 26 for an associates and bachelors
Still in school, going for a master's

The world is your oyster user

hah, nice one

My brother in law dropped out of HS
He joined the army. It kicked his ass and straightened it out.
Got really good at computers, logistics, and technology support
Went back, got GED on government dime
Left as Warrant Officer after 16 years
Went to college for a few years
Worked his way up from helpdesk
Now project manager at HP-E
50 people report to him
Makes over $140K

Bullshit

>mfw I didn't but dropped university

Well done to your brother in law.

My mother skipped college/uni, worked for the post office for 20 years. In her early 40s she decided it was lame as shit and studied to become an engineer. Still got 20 years of good work left in her atleast.

>This is how failures delude themselves

>tfw you're 21, graduated hs, have $15,000 saved for college, and still sit at home because you don't know what to take

tell me what to do Cred Forums

Hows unemployment / minimum wage treating you?

>tfw took algebra II my senior year
I'm terrible at math. Usually knew more than my history teachers though

>a fucking leaf

>tfw didn't drop out
>tfw projected to be $320k in debt by the time I graduate college

History is the only class I've ever been able to pass tbqhwy

>A fucking monkey

I can guarantee you most of the people it who dropped out of high school are Cred Forums tards

Medschool?

I don't think you can do that here

Pharmacy, but yea.

there's two outspoken Trump supporters on my facebook and neither of them finished high school

I almost failed out due to be a sad shit and never doing any homework, if I hadn't spent $2500 in my junior year in correspondence courses, I wouldn't have passed.

>tell me what to do Cred Forums
Take the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale test and pick a major that corresponds to the aptitude/cognitive ability you have the most strength in.

This. Why would I lie? The guy was bored in HS and ran around with losers. Army was the best thing that ever happened to him. On top of his 401k he also has a pension and health care.

A lot of us have fucked up, but it doesn't make us losers. What makes you a loser is giving up.

>tfw Brazil is more white than Canada

>tfw brazil is a 3rd world country and no one is white

I just finished uni but I have no idea about long term goals.

my immediate plan is to finish a TEFL course I'm taking and teach in Asia.

>tfw got in the first quartile at my highschool

True man.

I'm op and I know I'm a loser by some measures but at least I don't hate on others or think of life as a zerosum game

Hello fellow med student.

About $400K here.

You haven't even been here you mong, I've been to Canada and it's full of poo in the loos, Asians, and mullattos

I can speak eleven languages and I'm a Cred Forumstard. I resent your assumption that prejudice has anything to do with intelligence when it's clearly a product of a person's emotional state

Who cares lol

I'm not from Cred Forums I'm not looking for a 100% white country

lol nerd

If you actually spent 4 years of your life at high school you're a confirmed retard.

Testing out or getting a GED is a superior choice

Ye

Then going straight to posting memes on Cred Forums with a headstart, right?

What a great choice

>taking precal
>we spend 5 fucking weeks going over the basics of functions and exponential growth
Fuck this school

>i had no friends
>i HAVE no friends

Detroit U?

Where my /testedout/ brethren at

>Testing out or getting a GED is a superior choice
Couldn't do that my school, to get a GED you had to drop out of school for 6 months. The only fast track option was to drop out of school at go to a camp sponsored by the military for 6 months and get a GED equivalent.

>tfw graduated 9th in my high school

Whats a GED??????

Same. People there are garbage.

Yeah unlike the bright minds we have here on Cred Forums's int.

This is why I chose to be a virgin, I can't stand women I rather spend time with my bros

Graduate equivalent diploma or something like that. It's for people who didn't finish high school but go back to finish.

Take a test hen your 19 and you get a high school equivalent if you pass. Planning to do it.

>Whats a Google??????

GEDs are a joke anyway.

>replacing dozens of tests from dozens of subjects a year, including oral examinations, attendance records and practical projects with one pathetic test

I'd really love to compare the knowledge of a kid that graduates high school with that of a kid that has a GED.

Can you even go to university with a ged in canada?

I don't think so

>tfw you dropped college

You can't.

iktf

>tfw have an IQ of 134
>tested out after sophomore year
>19 years old and making ~$40,000 as my friends commit suicide or become alcoholics in college

Loving Every Laugh

probably not but you can go to college for a while and transfer to university if university is what you want to do

So what do you do now

>didn't do shit in all highschool
>came first of the class in PSU (uni entrance test)

Also here they expect you to volunteer in the community for 40 hours just for a diploma. Fuck that.

live life

What do you do for a living?

isn't that a nightmare since Credits don't transfer like they do from CC to university in Canada, or at least Ontario?

>couldn't pass chemistry
>couldn't pass economics
>couldn't pass wood shop
>barely passed English
Its a miracle I even graduated at all, I might be legitimately retarded

Everyone lives life but what specifically

I was a neet for 3 years and I got tired of always being depressed and being a virgin so I got a job and lost my virginity

me and my chem teacher used to scheme on making mdma and making millions not even joking.

>tfw about to get med degree
>tfw you are a brown manlet indio cholo

>Also here they expect you to volunteer in the community for 40 hours just for a diploma. Fuck that.

You know you can just forge that, right?

No one checks bro

No esas un puto, cafe, corto indio cara de feo.

Decent.I could make around the same working from home at 18 or I could go to college and have everything paid for by the government and bank around 11k per year in stipends.

well, just what I want to do at the moment, I guess, I spend most of time lurking Cred Forums, forums, playing lol, watching anime and movies and listening to music

sex is pretty overrated anyway

I always knew frogposters were legitimate retarded.

My chem teacher and his first class talked about bombing one of the literature teachers once because they were ex'es in highschool.
Probably joking but.

>tfw never studied in high school
>now I'm in college with 0 study skills
Fuck

>talking with colleagues at hospital
>everyone speaks professional and most of them are white
>sometimes a "simon, chale, arre" accidentally come out from my mouth
this happens when you grow up in ghetto/barrio areas and move before going to highschool because your parent are not retarded to let you grow in a violent gang environment

Ah true.

I've been there, done that for years then I realized I wasn't really having fun or enjoying myself anymore. I think being a NEET causes depression for a lot of people.

Plus I learned I actually liked to work towards something and put in hard work

Make thick stinky poopies so plumbing/toilet companies can test out new technologies and sealing systems

My uni teacher always says if he were president he would kill all criminals and ban car alarms

You're missing my point, I personally don't believe in any correlation between intelligence and knowledge. If you're a smart guy, of course you'll find a way to be a success, especially in the US, the place is a circus waiting to be exploited, that's beside the point. What I'm specifically talking about here is knowledge. The knowledge that needs to be demonstrated in a GED is laughable. I've seen those tests, I, and probably 60% of the people here, could pass them without blinking.

What's your potential job from home?

I see, well, I was a semi-neet for 2 years then I became a full neet, it's been 2 years already, and I still have so much to do, I mean, just the feeling of waking up the time you want and not having to respond to anyone's orders is already great

I got this from google, are GED test really like this?

Becomes so boring though.

Things IMO become fun as a reward.

I noticed when I worked 60 hours a week and then snuck in 2 hours of videogames at the end they were the funnest two hours I've had.

But when I played 14 hours a day as a NEET it was boring and the same thing everyday. I noticed I was playing just out of habit and boredom rather than because it's what I wanted to do.

Also I eventually thought about my life and who I wanted to be in life and realize that I didn't want to do this forever and I wasn't the person I wanted to be.

Maybe you'll see the same way soon, maybe not

>tfw I can't solve this and head actually hurt

Wtf is that why you dropped out

That's mental retardation level...

>might as well be a foreign language for me

Carol is a good catholic.

I can't really see a way to get bored as every game, every anime, every movie is different from the other, everyday there's different news and different people to talk to, I guess people just have different priorities in life

I'm a simple man, people have forgotten what this means nowadays

>tfw went to summer school twice during my four years of high school

I failed chemistry class during my senior year. I didn't end up going to my graduation because of this.

monkey tier
its clearly 16%

i failed like 6 classes during HS lol

oh

Yes, he can understand what's being said, but the test is still culturally biased, because he can't understand what is be-wait, he can?

>tfw failed Geometry because the teacher wouldn't stop talking about his daughter instead of the lesson
>tfw failed AP US History because I didn't like doing groupwork
It's fuckin' rigged.

Nah I've been a neet longer than you

I've known dozens of neets. It all comes with depression or very strong delusion.

Maybe you're unique but being a neet takes a toll on you mentally and more importantly isn't sustainable. That's part of the reason I stopped, because I realized there's no way I could be a neet at 25+ and 30+ especially.

It's fun when you're like 18-22 tho

I think everyone should be a neet for at least 2 years to think about things

>5/10
kek

I failed some more classes too. I was really miserable and depressed throughout my twelve years of school. Surprised I even passed high school at all(well, barely anyways). Literally had around 1.0 gpa or something in all four years lol.

Ugh, haven't seen a good show since the masterpiece that was Buffy ended. Girlfriend forced me to watch Stranger Things with her recently and I just don't get it. It's so BORING, why does everyone love that show?

wouldn't the answer to Q2 be $5.64? tha's not one of the choices

Sets you far behind though.

I think it's better to choose goals and just work at them instead of thinking of "the best way". People get too obsessed with theory when the best way to learn is by doing.

Can't read books about talking to girls over actually doing it, or about making money.

Gotta grease the groove, build dem neural pathways

It's cutoff

Must be option E since the wrong answer is red and there is no blue for that one

Iguess most NEETS end up watching anime if they didn't before

>mfw dropped out of my chemistry career because too stupid to understand chemistry physics and linear algebra

Literally the only of my friends who did it. Being a dumbass ain't easy

oh shit I didn't realize it had E as well, all I saw was that D ended with a 7 so that threw me off

That was one thing I never got

As a neet I just read news, posted on Cred Forums, played videogames and chess mostly. Anime seems so boring.

Why do so many neets like anime? Is it correlated with the high rate of mental illness in the NEET population?

IT WAS ALL A DREAM

So is your family rich and they paid for all your expenses?? Or do you print fake money for a living??

>tfw a highschool senior for the second year

Yeah I've always wondered this too

if mom and dad die then you're kinda screwed unless you got a big inheritance. But if not it'll be near impossible to get a job at 30+ with no experience so you'll starve.

Plus I hated being dependent on others for my existence, neet life isn't that great

intelligence is multi-faceted and incredibly complex. there are math geniuses who can't grasp the simplistic grammar of modern italian and masters of linguistics who couldn't tell you what two plus two is. there are also also people adept at both who are social retards and retards at all areas of science who possess uncanny social intelligence.

basically, just find what you're good at and exploit it.

Embarassing

Humiliating is a better word

>There's a guy at my school who's 20 and still a senior.
How do you fuck up in life so bad?

>What's your potential job from home?
It's finance related, it's basically arbitration, with customers, margins are around 20-30℅.

yo

>be me in high school
>study hard for matriculation examinations
>get laudatur in english from autumn examinations
>continue reading for the spring examinations
>somewhere around christmas I learn that you don't have to apply for business&economics with your matriculation examination scores you just need to pass the entry test
>lose all motivation for high school, get decent grades for the rest of the matriculation exams
And thus I wasted 3 years of my life, thinking that all that shit was somehow important.

>tfw you dropped out due to bullying

pls no bully

What is important in life to you then

That's a nice comment, lad, and really encouraging words I must say.

And sure I did what you just said, I'm good at memorizing and interpreting data, so now I'm in medical school and I'm doing great, but God my friends are already out of college, some of them with amazing jobs in those laboratories that you only see in Hollywood movies, I wanted all that... God I wanted that life. But anyways life is like that, I'm a dumbass with numbers and I can't change that, so I will just become a good doc I hope.

>thinking school matters
Mongols everyone

>dropped out of Engineering after two years
>have to become wageslave while paying off degree
Fuggg me

cool

Why does canada only shitpost? Surely there's a scientific explanation.

I'm 18. HS wasn't my main focus last year desu. not that bad really.

passive aggression

>Why does canada only shitpost? Surely there's a scientific explanation.

Confirmation bias

what's with all this "high school was a waste of my life" shit? we were teenagers for fucks sake, i mean now it's all trivial but at the time i got drunk for the first time in high school, lost my virginity in high school, had fun with friends, visited a foreign country for the first time on the class trip, had my first mental breakdown over a girl, made lasting friendships, it was an important time!

Fucking faggot. I bet you wear your mom's make up.

i like this perspective :). thank you.

Only one time desu.

people dont know ... they just make noise

I know that feel

People keep talking about how aussies are the worst shitposters but I haven't experienced this at all. Canadians seem way worse.

Is 18 not HS age in Egypt? I'm 18 and in my last year

It depends, he might have been born post october 1997 (like me) and still be 18 now
I'm in uni btw

that feel of nostalgia, the acting is decent too, even though the story is a elfen lied + silent hill ripoff
They story went like this, when I was 18 I entered law school in a decent college, I didn't like it so I told my dad, he said that I didn't have another option or he would stop sending me money, as it was in another city, I just didn't go to college/didn't study/went 2 times a week or less and lived my life but yes, he is quite rich

maybe i'll have to work one day though idk, I'll work then, but atm I'm enjoying my life while I can, it's been so good

What are you studying, my perpetually coastal-dwelling friend?

>tfw dropped out of highschool and earning $28/h now at 22

Feels good

Australians are funny shitposters. Canadians are just obnoxious

They were pretty bad last year.

I'm in law school and I should be reading instead of shitposting

Yeah it its. I was just saying I'm still young and my life is still not that bad

Why would you need to know the law if you live in chile? :)
yeah, the acting is good, which is not a positive, it's something to be expected and demanded. acting being good does not make a dull show interesting to watch. it's 8 hours of nothing happens and i think i hate all these people. HBO ruined television. it used to be fun, like Charmed and Buffy and then they introducted serial dramas where 50 minutes pass with nothing happening while the audience is tricked into thinking it's "deep shit"

I don't quite get what you are trying to imply there, my friend. Are you trying to be facetious?

same.

>I should be reading instead of shitposting
You are technically reading. :^^^^^)

Good luck with your studies though. There's something romantic about latin american academics; I don't know why.

>sometimes a "simon, chale, arre" accidentally come out from my mouth
that's fucking hilarious

>have bad eyesight, but refuse to wear glasses for hate of reliance on something
>get average/above average grades all throughout hs as a result
>think I'm the dumbest of my siblings
>graduate
>forced to wear glasses because it's illegal to not wear them if you're commuting lmoa
>go to uni
>turns out not so dumb after all
life's not so bad

I didn't get enough credits to graduate High School. I got high grades in English and Social Studies, but I borderline failed Physics, and I actually failed Math.

I rarely did homework. I just played video games, masturbated, and watched documentary n shiet.

School wasn't hard, I just wasn't motivated, and I didn't have any plans in life.

I live in an area where 50% of the adult workforce have post secondary, so I'm a bit of a failure (since I'm in the low-achieving half). hehe

i was making stupid and false implications about the chilean judicial system for humorous purposes, please ignore me.

>be me
>dreamed about being an engineer when I was in high school
>last year of high school
>got into one of the top classes and was forced to study a lot of advanced Math, Physics and Chemistry
>"wtf i hate numbers now"
>convince myself that my real calling is actually Biology
>finish high school
>got into Biology in one of the best universities in my state pretty easily
>second year of uni, teachers go on strike
>no classes for about 5 months
>started feeling disillusioned and frustrated towards uni and my course
>quit
>now I'm studying to get into uni again next year, but this time I'm going for language studies because learning languages is the only thing I know I love from the bottom of my heart
>my job prospects are shit and I'll probably just end up starving to death or becoming one of those teachers who simply don't give a fuck about actually teaching and basically just leech money off the government

>mfw my uni is expected to go on strike at the end of this year or the beginning of next year
I dun wan dat

Good luck, my friend
Strikes really fuck up the flow of your studies and enthusiasm

> do you want a guaranteed spot in the knowledge economy and make an enviable salary?
Computer Science
> Do you have some sort of passion n shiet that you would do for free?
Humanities
> Are you untalented and greedy?
Business
> Do you hate proper work life balance and love self-sacrifice?
Medical
> Are you genuinely intelligent and an abstract thinker?
SCIENCES/MATH

I get payed $15/hr to literally look out a window in a ventilated trailer.

I work 3 days a week, 13 hours.

Guess what I do.

And yes, I do shitpost on Cred Forums while I'm making the dollery-doos.

How does that work? We're you mistaking words/numbers because it was a blurry mess?

You are literally me.
We'll make it user.

That's a pretty poor salary for cooking up p

Couldn't read anything on the board ever. Never needed to, still passed, just lacked any ability to excel. But I was a stubborn faggot and didn't want to wear them anyway.

Considering I do maybe 30 minutes of legitimate work a day, and I still make a regular full-time wage, it's a bit of a miracle I have this job.

It sure as hell beats long-term unemployment.

I'm planning on moving out of my mom's house when I buy a car.

>regular full-time wage
>13 hours per week at 15$ per hour
'no'

Even when compared to minimum wage (10$ where I live) it's not even close to being a regular full-time wage (i.e. 40 hours per week).

I think it may be 13 hours per day but I doubt it

I do 39 hours a week. 13 hours a day, 3 days a week.

I live like a NEET one half of the week, I make money the other half.

I barely do anything to make money. They're almost just handing me welfare bucks.

My actual job is to keep an eye on an access road and document any occurrences.

Nothing ever happens. I usually just write about the weather to make it look like I'm documenting something.

oh, my bad I misunderstood what you meant by "3 days a week, 13 hours"

Anyway, that's a pretty good arrangement. I myself also much prefer working longer hours per day but having fewer days at work. Allows me to avoid rush hour traffic on the days that I do go to work, and then I can afford to take a 3 day weekend.

Honestly, the trailer just becomes a second home for half the week. There's a coffee machine, fridge, microwave, office chairs and it's warm. Mobile patrol checks up on me maybe once a week, ask me how things are going at the site.

It's a really low-stress, low-effort job.

If something actually happened, I'd just call the supervisor.

>ORDEM
>E
>PROGRESSO

so basically your job could be done by a video camera? better hope they never figure that out mate

You're me user. Didn't bother getting glasses during Highschool. I think I would have done better in HS if I had. I just relied on listening to the teacher mostly. Still don't have glasses since I didn't bother getting a drivers license.

How do you survive? Do you live in a comfy Canadian city where you can just walk everywhere?

I'm too stupid for white collar and too lazy for blue collar

There actually is a video camera. It's just a massive industrial site (for refining and transporting petroleum), and they want people viewing the site in person to document and respond to any occurrences.

I actually know central control (the guy who watches the cameras).

I can't exactly justify what I do, but apparently the company feel that they need an extra guy actually there.

I went through training last month, and my supervisor said I never have to put myself in danger, just document any changes and call him or another supervisor if something serious happens.

Basically.

Before this, I tried day labouring, serious security (where you do patrols, access control, conflict resolution, hazard assessment, et cetera), retail, factory work.

I don't think it's arrogant to think that I deserve a decent living without having to work very hard for it, and this job provides just that.

>drop out of highschool because dumb and autism
>acquires GED degree
>enters university
>drop out of 3 majors
>24 years old and NEET
>still living in fucking Brazil

Fuck you Canada, just go to Nunavut or some shit like that, I'm sure you can find a decent job in your country that pays well even with your qualifications.

i see what you did there

this

I have gone to the 1st world once and I would GLADLY work at the mcdonalds there for the rest of my life, they just have it so good

IKTFB

Because the army is for losers.

>tfw
I don't know what I'm doing

what specifically do they have so good? i'm just curious, i have to work out of NYC and i don't really like it,, I much prefer Split, so what do you like about the US that much?

it's not a reference to anything, but "too __ for __ and too __ for __" is just a common phrase in English

Fuck off newfag, we do what we want on our board.
If you don't like it go become a janny so we can make threads about you.

The thing is, you think that because you're not familiar with developed countries. You third-worlders have no idea the kind of problems we face in the first-world.

Just yesterday, my phone ran out of battery, and I had to go through an entire day without my MP3s.

They're the only thing that block out my intense social anxiety.

>the only reason I go to college anymore is to talk to cute girls

I don't know what I'm doing with my life, I never want to leave.

My God...are you alright now, at least?!

I regret not dropping out of highschool. I went to community college anyway. The most I did was make friends that I still have today, but I did that before I was sixteen when I couldn't legally dropout. Going to highschool was entirely worthless to me.

I didn't go to the US, I went to Switzerland and Portugal

Well, everything, for startes the most important thing, the weather, their weather is so comfortable, pleasing.
The streets are completely clean and don't have a single piece of paper littered in them, everything is so clean, people are educated and don't fuck up their own city, the public transportation is completely perfect, the women are prettier, the food is better from the fucking fruits to the meat which is better than the one I eat here in the so called land of BBQ, everything just works so fine, you don't get robbed ever

the only thing I missed was a ass shower in the bathroom, the rest is all superior to its br counterparts

you could've made that joke a lot shorter

what? were you just shitposting? sorry didn't get it Cred Forums got to a point of le epic banter you just don't know anymore

I bought a back up battery and an extra back up battery to back up my back up battery. Now I charge all three every night before I go to bed. I couldn't handle ever being without my binaural ambiance.

>tfw in community college with no fucking ambition
>hate working and hate school
>just wanna neet
>literally just plan to get on neetbux after a while

oh come on, you WERE joking, right?

temperate weather? clean streets? educated people? my god man, don't tell me you were serious

don't forget it, every single day you make a choice

>Drop out of high-school at 16
>NEET for two years
>Get job as security guard
>Get GED
>Be the only person in the position with an IQ in the triple digits
>Get a management position in two years
>Transfer to the Caribbean
>West Indians make horrible employee's, decide to work for a resort doing maintenance instead.
>Cocaine and whores every day

Life is what you make it breh.

Those are all wonderful things about Switzerland, but was your experience in Portugal like?

I did security for a little too. I worked outside of a power plant and just had to document whenever workers came in. The main difference is that I had to sit in my car. I would grab a cooler full of food and drinks and just spend most of my time on Cred Forums

what is life there like? are there many whites? are you white? is the culture there like the mainland or is it a lot different?

That's my life up to the "get security guard job" part, and I plan to get a GED and either do a 2 year or a 4 year program for a diploma/degree in Computer Science.

I hope the cocaine and whores part is somewhere in my future.

>what is life there like?
This place is on par with mexico in nothing ever being built or maintained correctly. Roads are shit
healthcare and access to are shit, food and gas is double the price. Alcohol and ciggies are half the price, every restaurant has a full bar, the coke is good, and cheap, the whores are okay, and cheap, the weed sucks but you can grow your own, the cops don't do a fucking thing here. It's basically a libertarian paradise/
>are there many whites?
Whites only make up about 15% of the population
>are you white?
Yes
>is the culture there like the mainland or is it a lot different?
Totally different, the closest you will get is south Florida, Broward or Miami-Dade.

Not all of Portugal is a dirty waste land faggot.

lol what? you know what's like living in constant 35º C in fucked up streets/transit/crowded buses afraid of getting robbed at any instant? not being able to go outside your house after 19:00? the clean streets mean that people actually have a sense of collectivity which means they act in good faith and think about the next person instead of trying to fuck everybody for personal gains, this means a much better society overall, I don't know what you're so worked up for
Great too 2bh, everything still so much better than here, also so comfy I felt at home there, although I just visited the center of city, it looks that there are some ugly places in the suburbs unlike switzerland which every single house is beautiful, it's definetely 1st world

>what is life there like?
It's basically Africa
are there many whites?
Yes, but they all self segregate.

is the culture there like the mainland or is it a lot different?
It's extremely laid back, open container laws aren't a thing and everyone drives like a maniac.

security jobs are great. i was one of the inside bouncers in a club my last year of college, all i did the whole shift was lean against a wall and look menacing. i'm tall and i'm broad-shouldered because i used to have asthma as a kid so my mom made me take up swimming to help with that. thankfully no one ever wanted to fuck with me otherwise i'd have gotten my ass beat. no need for fighting when you got the MENACING STARE

>the whores are okay,
How can you fuck Dominicans?

Have you lived in the states before? Is the government there structured like it is here? Like you you guys have social security and medicare and shit there or do you have other stuff? Is there a lot of crime? I literally know nothing about VI

HIGH SCHOOL IN CANADA IS WORTHLESS SHIT FOR RETARDS

I finished high in the 90s with A+'s but it was retard tier.

From what you have said this "third world" country is like a paradise compared to the poor Virgin Islands.

Portugal was the richest country in the world back in its colonial hey-day (1600s), but since Salazar, decolonisation, fascism, communism, military dictatorship, AIDs and the war with Paraguay, they're borderline third-world.

>I fell for the CS meme instead of getting a 5-year engineering degree
>live in engineering city (because of large campus) and I'm always the least qualified applicant to everything
>some people don't even know there ever was a CS program here

Well
At least you aren't African

not to mention two-thirds of their GDP go towards paying Christiano Ronaldo's hair gel expenses

Lol u mad normie

Which is a bit sad, because it could really go towards the schools.

> u mad normie
Yes a little bit. A good chunk of my life has gone down the drain. In retrospect, my parents moving to Canada was the biggest mistake.

I wish my parents had moved to Canada.

#pray4portugal

To be fair, it depends where you move. I was like Tarzan among gorillas. One of the few white people where I lived.

Just put some plaster and paint on it m8 and you're golden.

Santos are fine until they hit 18
>Have you lived in the states before?
Born and raised in Florida bruh
>Is the government there structured like it is here?
Yes but it's somehow even more corrupt
>Like you you guys have social security and medicare and shit
Of course, there's even food stamps, WIC and Section 8.
>Is there a lot of crime?
Tons, St Thomas is pretty bad, nothing happens on St John becuase there's nothing there and St Croix is the Detroit of the Caribbean.
If you say so, Paco.

I would love to live in the Martimes. Or just anywhere in small town Canada. As long as I'm in a white area away from the hustle and bustle.

Jesus christ how can you be so fucking dumb that you don't finish high school?

Are you a complete idiot? A super poor worthless person? Some kind of special snowflake who was """raped""" and feels ""trauma""?

Seriously there is no excuse for not finishing high school, you literally show up each day and they pass you if you put in minimal effort.

>Hey bro, I worked for an oil rig in Yukon and now I laze around in Brazil as a PUA. That is adventure, that is life, fuck bitches.

God, each time talk about this kind of overpaid job, I'm thinking of douchebags.

>Of course, there's even food stamps, WIC and Section 8.
I imagine the entire population uses these lel

>I would love to live in the Martimes
That's actually one of my dreams. Buy a lowrise there and """"work"""" as a landlord there.

what the fuck did he mean by this?

>couldn't pass 4th grade math
long division can be a bitch