/brit/

got pooey fingers?
are your fingers nice and pooey?

tell us what happened lad

...

youtube.com/watch?v=_oHBREK4NO0

>there will never be tunes as hard as this again

Mummy made split pea soup for din dins lads

me in the middle

now he's famous youtube.com/watch?v=_vwJBA3xcAw

*touches you*

nothing bad la'

just going through all the photos she's liked.

only decent tranny I've ever seen 2bh

the gf

theres a willy on that girl. doorman, i need your assistance

youtube.com/watch?v=kO1D0TcOLK8
youtube.com/watch?v=kO1D0TcOLK8
youtube.com/watch?v=kO1D0TcOLK8

choon

>what have you done now
desuarchive.org/int/thread/65673328/#q65673388

Exposed himself as another beta orbiter I suspect

who

> it's that shit bit at the start of every /brit/ thread

See you later , after you've got your shit memes and YouTube links out of your system

Maybe we can make some progress then. Bye

What's Bourdoo like?
Is it comfy?

kek

he's an angel compared to his competition

If IS just killed Kim Kardashian they would actually piss off way more people than when they killed them cartoonists.

Every normie in the world would turn against them

>be me
>watch it
>tame as fuck
>get to end
>close instantly

no homo... r-right?

the gf just sent me this

how do I respond?

>trying to quit smoking
>by myself a cheap 30 quid vape
>does the job but battery is shit
>go to vape store
>full of weird cunts
>they try to ridicule me for my 'stone age vape' while they look like retarded steam engines with their stupid huge clouds of vapour
>buy a 65 quid vape as the battery is much better
>never use it as I don't want to like one of those fuckers
>gonna sell it and just buy a battery for me 'pen' vape

Are vape enthusiasts the most cringe worthy cunts on this planet or what.

you know, mate, im not sure even normies actually like kim kardashian

Average yanks

youtube.com/watch?v=l2XztHkDG4s

2 hours my man

>yanks

my future gf

no clicking on a single link itt.

its like that guy at parties who continuously wants to show you this 'hilarious' thing on youtube.

need to expand my library lads

what games do you think I would like, based on my collection?

bear in mind my laptop is a piece of s*** and can't handle top end modern games

i know clinton is mental lad, but there isnt any clinton supporters on here so it doesnt make me laugh

Tell her to go nack to her job at Tesco, manc uni is obviously beyond her miniscule capabilities.

dont care, going to bed

sliding under the duvet and----------OOOOHHHHH NOOOOOOOO I FORGOT TO BRUSH MY TEEEETH LOOOOOOOL *slides out of the duvet* *scampers to the bathroom on all fours* *does a handstand on the toilet seat holding toothbrush in toes* OO EE OOO EEE LOL

I would lick Kim up and down and if you wouldn't then you're either a virgin or gay.

oh do ur into tescos?! i thought u hated captalism!

>tesco

>hi user! What would you like for your birthday?
>oh, well let us know if you think of anything, maybe travel!
>oh you're not interested in travel
>that's ok we can put the money into an investment for you

Ah yes

>trying to quit smoking

why?

what kind of fucking retarded parties do you go to

She would get it

those are not DOS games and you're a pleb

victoria 2

>tfw started smoking to look cool
>now if I want to stop I have to look like the biggest bellend in the world

God is cruel tb h

heh heh heh *puts on his sunglasses*

*props his feet up on the furniture while wearing dirty shoes*

we're gonna stay away

Why do they do this
Even at that age I would have know this was beyond embarrassing, how do they get past that? Are they all genuinely autistic?

Bordeaux? Went there once, in a hurry on our way to spain, so idk really.
Next President may be Bordeaux's mayor, Alain Juppé, leading Sarkozy on the current primaries poll.

carefully analyzing bucks' posts in my /brit/lab

hmm.....
*scribbles down notes*
aaah yes, VERY impressive
*breaks the clipboard over a runt's head*

big fan of bucks' recent posts desu

IL-2 Sturmovik

>im a don
>i oneitised her
>the city of lisicki

Normies are a fucking mystery to me

I think she's reasonably popular, plus she's an actual person whereas people who die in terrorist attacks are just runts who the average joe doesn't really give a shit about.

would you like fries with your order of 6 cheeseburgah ?

Get some good CRPG's mate.

GOG versions of Baldur's Gate 1 & 2, Icewind Dale, Arcanum, Fallout 1 & 2, NWN 1 & 2 (+expacs).

enjoyed that filename

Pretty much the same. I don't mind using my pen as it does the job and the clouds aren't that big but I'm gonna be fucked if I'll walk down the street looking like Thomas the tank engine.

also:

Hearts of Iron

>Playing computer games

grow the fuck up

...

Freshers is 99% sitting through cringey videos and trying not to grimace

You think you're solid calling me a runt on the internet but if you were round my way you would get sparked out and run home to your ma

*aims at you*

>it's another yank post

they say she was posting her biggest diamond to twitter...

*flinches*

>duvet

It's called a quilt you French twat

>installs f.lux on your computer
>dumps bottle of benadryl into your midnight tea

cant you get arrested for those in the UK?

What the fuck is this shite

heading to uni lads, have a nice one

It's called a doona actually

thankyou thankyou i spend all week thinking them up
make sure you dont get me mixed up with this moist yout

*installs f.lux*
ahh yes there we are. shan't be needing my third eye anymore

>got with a girl a few weeks ago
>she wants me to eat her out

Never eaten a girl out. What's it like and any tips?

...

what's norway like

She is famous for being a stupid cunt.

The amount of publicity she's getting thiugh, she'll make the money back in a matter of days.

sexy here
if some really, really hot chick ran for president she'd probably get a fuckload of votes 2bh too bad hot girls are too busy getting fucked by chad to run for office

though this hot piece of ass may prove my theory wrong someday by becoming president of spain..

>he's still using the new captcha
Wasteman

W E W
E
W

@65693254
heh, capthca runts

how quaint

how much did they steal and did they get away

hope they did desu, top lads

At uni now, don't go back it's shit

it's shit

~$11M in jewelry

Does /brit/ like Danny Brown?

idk, but they were dressed as cops.
and yeah they got away

Has anyone sent these to slagtits yet

6 milly of jewellery or sowt

currently 5 days into no fap

>dentist appointment
>doctor is a female student
Fugg me she's going to want to talk

This better not be pedo shit

redneck guy in a jacked up truck who rode my ass when i was going 10 miles over the speed limit followed me to my house after i fucked with him for about 10 minutes not telling him pass and said he was going to beat my ass, so now i'm going to walmart to buy some ammo for my shotgun just in case. you guys want anything?

You have to be over 35 to even run for president and aside from Trump, which is an anomaly 2bh, it's practically a requirement you have a lot of time already in politics
By the time most people are even in contention in yankland they're already old and withering away

disgusting nose

I was at a market today that was selling repilica barettas that fired BB's using CO2
I talked to the guy and he said it's a grey area of the law. The barrel is painted blue and a few other things to circumvent the laws regarding replica firearms.

it looks like nice

this is the first image of norway that shows up on google

niiice

>third year living in uni halls
>never had a single menigitis jab

Living on the fucking edge lads

Rosie's face is an enigma.

It's so disgustingly ugly, but at the same time you can't really put your finger on what is wrong with it. It's an ugliness that cannot be hidden with make-up. It's like there is some strange malfunction in her facial structure. As if she has the skull of a Neanderthal or early hominid, but the rest of her features are that of the modern Homo Sapiens.

Fascinating, I wish she was locked up in a lab so that scientists could study her, and more importantly, what went so wrong in her mother's womb while her face was being constructed.

>rode my ass
>fucked with him for about 10 minutes
>beat my ass
this post is pretty fucking gay lad

her face is terrible but that body is incredible. id have her cumming all over this dick

soundcloud.com/kaytranada/danny-brown-lie4-kaytradamus

>people constantly talk about her
>say her face is disgusting
>think they're being virgins as I've not seen her face for a while
>see it now

Fuck me how can a face be such a turn off?

Is it true that Americans wear shoes indoors all the time? I'm basing this on reality TV and cartoons here.

Everybody I know in life takes their shoes off indoors 100% of the time.

no
she's pure

>f.lux
good idea

>bergen
home of the most obnoxious cunts on this planet

lads, I'm non-ironically non-paedo and I don't like 18-25 y.o bois...

youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ

You'll be living life on the edge of your wheelchair when your legs fall off m8

lisicki is better than all of the reddit flaggers

there are loads of women over 35 who are very sexy

based kaytranada

fuck off reddit flaggers

how many women have you seen in your life mate

post proof

soundcloud.com/theneighbourhood/hate-machine-feat-danny-brown-mastered

Having sex with an attractive female is one of the greatest things you can experience.

I feel sorry for people who have never/will never experience this.

Even better if drugs are involved.

>ywn

Fucking obliterate me please somebody

post thighs

...

Naked in person?

Few hundred mate

Did work experience in a gyno clinic

funny, isn't it?

i dont wear shoes at home at all but im sure there are some weird fucks out there who leave their shoes on 24/7. it'll be fringe cases though, like mormons.

most people i know don't wear shoes when they're chillin' at home either

have had sex with 12 different women but have never had shower sex

heard its a bit shit

Why dont you fuck off

me on the left

you asked the right guy because im one of those people who takes pictures of every girl that i see

hold on, getting the flash drives..
.......... b... r.... b....

Shower sex is best sex

Lad how many politicians can you name under, say, 45? A few years in politics coupled with a few years in uni + a few years in the private sector and most only get elected in their mid 30s to begin with

isn't it funny?

>user can you marry us? we want to get out russia, and we're desperate for green cards. we'll cook for you and be your devoted mistresses

your response?

t. virgin

Can barely wank in the shower I imagine shower sex is a nightmare

i actually feel ready for a gf now.

Nah, shagged better birds than both of you before and despise russians

ive had 0 sex but when i jerk off in the shower the water actually gets slightly more abrasive than just jerking off dry, always imagined getting that water in a girls pussy is probably not a good idea for the friction of sex it'd probably just make it feel a little weird

its probably not optimum and won't feel the best but it can be fun in the sense that its a very playful and/or relaxing way to have at it.....

that sucks
good luck yank

>ran the economy into the ground
>opened the gates to migrants in order to breed Labour voters
>intervened in two disastrous wars
>ripped up our ancient constitution in order to become more like an identikit republic
>was in favour of adopting the Euro
>binned the concept of cabinet government
>gave more devolution to the UK regions, thus making the Scottish independence movement possible
>made the office of PM more presidential in appearance, including excessive focus on PR
>introduced tuition fees, made further raises inevitable by his demented '50% in higher education target'

Explain to me why people think Blair was a good PM?

been ready for 21 years desu

y-you too

*makes you dinner*

lol remember this thread, lads? I remember it, I was posting in that thread. So why do 4channers hate woen so much that they even end up murdering them?
nbcnews.com/news/us-news/Cred Forums-murder-suspect-david-kalac-surrenders-police-n241806

Shower wanks are best wanks

The hard part is when shes on the short side, so I have to crouch down

You have too high of standards and an absolutely abysmal personality. You'll be posting the same thing in another year.

Because he was elected three times

unironically planning on getting a russian bride if i'm still single at 28

I'm 30 btw

Hmm.. no, like the other lad said it always ends up feeling dry

>Even better if drugs are involved.
and pictures are taken

greatest ally

wonder if they ever experimented
would probably say yes to masha in a heartbeat though

cheers lads I'll check them out

how old are you now you dumb yank

You've so clearly never had shower sex. Howling at you trying to seem cool.

i said that years ago myself and it still didnt get me a gf

sure that every other permavirgin ever has said some iteration of that sentence before and yet they still went from the womb to the tomb without so much as touching a gril

20

lmao at their dumb gormless slavic faces

still would though

Please tell me more about my life laddo

Would be good if not for the chicken noodle bit tb h

>"S--- is all f----d now. You'll see me in the news." The second read, "There will be no more me. ever, You'll read about it. That's all."
so this was all just a cry for attention

classic

Don't need to, you're giving it away yourself

so Hiro had to fire the janny?

Dear Mr. President.
My Name is Peter.
My sister is Dasha.
Our friends Lisa & Andrew
came over today & drew a penis

dog bless

twitter.com/mermatriarch/status/783064637440987137

night night
youtube.com/watch?v=F8BgfqVE-kY

i want to see trump win just because it'd be cool to see him interacting with someone like angela merkel

janny was here not long ago
deleted one of my posts, the nerve

...

Was posting in the other thread lmao

had an awful (you) return tonight lads

if this doesn't get some (you)'s im going to just pack it in for the night

Literally not an argument

>22

Christ on a bike, what the fuck even does this to a person

BALL SO HARD MOTHAFUCKAS WANNA FINE ME.

NOBODY HERE HAS GOT SHIT ON ME!!

wait i meant to post his

twitter.com/mermatriarch/status/782710458281177088

>attention
>good part of the birthday

>abysmal personality

yeah my accent covers it up tbf.

i have a cute chad look to me la'

i won't struggle don't worry

That's why many men would rather stay virgins or turn gay for twinks

shant be clicking on this

Howling

women are pretty silly desu

...

she'll probably be out of power by then, but it'd probably be like when putin brought in a dog because he knows she's terrified of them

Computer, execute a poo on my mark...

Mark

actually in cramps

putin is a don

she's got wrinkles at 22 hahaha is she benjamin button or something

Opinions on Angus Deaton's paper "Price Indexes, Inequality, and the Measurement of World Poverty"?

Finding it a bit dry

dem juicy tits on rinoa...
had my first wet dream to the girl from ff8, i still remember it. it was very vivid and very shocking to my young mind/dick

>m8 of mine wants to gf a 15 year old who is well into him
>he's 21 and an aspiring teacher
>told him to get on it

Can't wait to see how this one plays out

Wish I was him tbqh

Someone with a throwaway account please insult this dumb cunt

let me tell you why you're wrong

1 artemisia
2 edea
3 selphie
4 quistis
5 ellie
6 rinoa

>in town today
>getting some shit that I need
>walking to train
>pass a couple homeless people
>one of them is shooting up in the middle of the street
>other asks me for some money
>tell him I don't have any
>he says I do and that he can hear it jingling about in my pocket
>lose my rag and tell him to fuck off and tell him I'm not giving him money to shoot up like his mate
>he runs at me
>hit him with a rock hard right
>drop him like a sack of shit
>his mate just looks at me, too fucked up to do anything about it
>everyone is looking at me
>spit on him and walk off

Damn that felt good.

im seriously considering buying a Cred Forums pass

biggest age gap for me was a 16 year old when I was 21

word

>aspiring teacher
I guess we'll see if 21 goes into 15 :)

hey man.... my dick jizzed by itself that morning and its never been wrong....

...

...

Yeah but 15 is literally illegal, he's going to ruin his entire life.

>even in his delusions the most impressive person he can beat up is a skelly heroin addict homeless man

hell fuckin' yeh

same thing happened to me with ffvii and tifa desu

Reckon Hiro should just make Cred Forums pay-per-post

Quality would shoot right up

Doing a pee

Bit yellow

...

this tb h

>he's up at 2:00 AM on a monday, lying on Cred Forums

what are you doing with your life user,

is it?
legal age was 14 here for a long time

ah yes, the post of a bully victim

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0RHLtx9r2LA

...

it would look like the comments section of a prestigious scientific journal where most of the research is behind paywalls

this would become the most cutting edge place to shitpost on the web.....

alright alright I admit it
I wasn't actually doing a pee at all OK?!

I didn't even beat him up. I only hit him once and he dropped like a sack of shit.

I'm not gonna kick someone while they're down unless I need to or I really, really hate them.

It's 16 here, 18 if you're in a position of responsibility over them.

He's such a mongo, he keeps insisting that she would never tell anyone.

Doesn't seem to realise that she could come along 5 years down the line and still destroy his life.

>giving them attention
best fitz video btw
youtube.com/watch?v=kcvVa_FWXDA

>literally posting about his oneitis will claiming to be a chad

kek

KEK

K E K

Why cry for attention? He unironically murdered a woman, posted those pics and went to the police later.

i legit laughed at this.

finally finished my electronics problem set, really pleased with this result it's now time to get comfy under my at my desk and watch a nice new louis

>B-but I can win her over
>i-im good looking
Hahaha

>women are mentally inferior

Source?

>18 if you're in a position of responsibility over them.
as I recall here you can't have any sort of relationship regardless of age with people you have responsibility over, like teachers and so on.

its mostly due to ethics issues.

neckbeard echo chambers

i mean i was nice to them why didnt they be nice back and have sex with me

Why do I get so aggressive when I'm drunk?

OK I admit, I'm actually jacking it.

You have a shitty personality. Thats all there is to it desu

what if isis did an attack that they like gathered up tens of thousands of jihadists for, like a small army, and they sent squads all around like

our countries in cities and towns both big and small and they attacked us in our homes while we slept at night. even if they only do a few hundred attacks per country they'd have us all very nervous because like not only can they bomb normies who are out in public all the time but now they can get NEETs and autists who never leave their homes too. it'd take the terror to a whole new level because then people wouldn't even feel completely safe in their homes anymore. we'd always feel on some level they could strike at literally any moment.

...

Repressed rage

why dead thread?

would be impractical
terrorism is successful because its small scale on an operational level and public.

also tens of thousands is like their entire force.

>"Please turn off AdBlock" message that covers half the page
>Block it with AdBlock

gonna ask this every morning fuckboy?

they arent usually this dead this early on desu

assange leak in about 6 hours lads

>take great pride in seeing whites knocking blackies out in the ring

I do
that's why I like UFC because its less geared towards black people.

here's another dollar 36 there dick tree

lads?

...

NOTIFY_SOCKET=/run/systemd/notify systemd-notify ""

Anonymous > Lickshitti > Poleaboo > Thailad

debate me

...

I would literally slap the shit out of her and then never speak to her again.

>t. lisicki

>systemD

...

Sex is one of the greatest things you can experience outside of drugs.

I really feel for the uggos who never get none. Seriously, just get a sexy escort. They don't care how you look or how you fuck, they just want your money.

>I would literally slap the shit out of her and then never speak to her again.

but passionate sex with someone that actually likes you is even better than just random fucking.

I agree.

not greater than doing really heavy squats and listening to death metal while screaming in the mirror

...

he'll have quiet the suprise waiting for him if he comes by here trying to kill me wont he haha

Holy shit, just found out that Sony discontinued the PSP

i k t f

sleeping with an escort is essentially just an expensive wank with even more shame afterwards

...

Have you eve had sex?

I lift several times a week and it doesn't even come close to good sex

edward see those alluring lights
tonight will be your very last night
a woman said i know my son is dead
i'll never rest my hands on his sacred head

that would require me to extend some effort
or money

i have neither

Not an uggo, I just haven't got the gift of the gab tb h

>even more shame afterwards
>more shame than a wank
>having any shame about wanking in the first place

not wanked for 5 days.

imagine living with people like that
its not nearly as common here but I still see more "people" like this than I prefer.

its crazy when I see two landwhales with huge carts absolutely packet to the point of being overloaded with just junk food, then I see their kids and know they will grow up to be hamplanets too due to their "genetics"

Why is there ALWAYS that one spacker posting in the dead thread?

yea
most of the time lifting is unironically better

especially compared to just fucking random slags

Got to go to sleep at some point lads

Does a black shirt go with charcoal sweat shirt and black vans?

freedom

...

Aren't brits fat as fuck too? Why dont we ever hear about that?

eh

is this über-virginity?

the media over ehere is constantly goign no about an "obesity crisis"

walking to a grindr date?

What the fuck is a genuine smile?

w-why are you talking about sex and slags? i-is it because I'm here?

just uploaded a webm of me having a wank to /gif/ lads
i.4cdn.org/gif/1475542668896.webm

as Anna Wintour would say, where's the colour?

Howdy y'all. Just found out my mum was born in Texas

Starting to regret now updating to Windows 10 when it was free lads

Just had a job interview lads. Went pretty well

Bit gay

I'm at work, you bastard.

once that isn't forced thickfuck

>He doesn't use Windows 10
What are you, a pedophile?

desu I had Windows 8 so 10 is a step up
7 is best though

one

Ew
Shoot her

what are you chatting

>Gay
>only one person

nah. cant be gay with yourself

...

sitting right next to a leak lads, one formed right next to where my computer and bed are

house had very, very severe water damage a few years ago from a leaky roof that hadn't been fixed for years. like, in a few rooms we had literally no ceiling, ceiling was falling down. and sometimes, randomly at night there would be these weird little flying bugs that would descend out of the ceiling down into my house. like a synchronized descent of dozens of weird bugs that looked like long ants with wings, they would fly around a lot and then all go on the floor and die pretty quickly, they would always commit suicide in weird ways. they were the weirdest fucking bugs ever.. my house is like a weird ecosystem. this isn't mentioning the mold thats probably having an amazing time in my roof and walls
got it "fixed" by people who did a half assed job at fixing it, leaks returned quickly and are starting to get bad again. really want to just abandon this house 2bh

If dubs I'll keep the child

Butthurt Yankee boy detected

isnt giving birth technically child molestation?

how is such a thing determined to be forced/genuine?

65694703

>The U.S. government airlifted 700 civilians and 70 pets from its naval base at Guantanamo Bay to Pensacola, Fla., said Capt. Jeff Davis, a spokesman for the Pentagon. Davis declined to say whether any of the 61 detainees had been moved from their cells.

She's my gf now

be my imported babushka

Im 1/8th Texan
1/16th Californian
2/10ths Saskatchewanian
1/3rd Newfie
1/4th Australian (Perthite to be exact)
and 1/2 Ulsterman

starting to regret not rolling back when it was still possible

I'm 3/4ths paki 1/8th polish and 1/8th irish.

R8 my heritage lads

new

dumb leaf

when/why did they do this