/cum/

Gay Canadians not welcome

so um Canadians not welcome

Darth Vaders win because they create a black hole due to their density

S I N C E 4 P A S S

>He lives on the timecucked side on the country
Enjoy your sloppy seconds 5PM you cuck

>move to Wyoming
>that week Yellowstone erupts
>kill

nice plan

As you a NET your "freedom" is cut short by the fact that you have no money to do anything

No vacation, no nice car, no nice house, etc.

I wouldn't imagine browsing Cred Forums all day to be very fun, and I wouldn't believe you if you said you do anything else

Pls delete

Wisconsin is not fat :(

Who's leading the NFC North right now? Thought so.

Greeting from California's Bay Area, friends.

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kys

Jewish holiday faggot there is no school today or tomorrow to begin with

>be instantly vaporized
>no longer have to suffer through life or the fallout of the catastrophe

sounds like a great plan to me

Is ur gf cute

So is secession still on the menu, lads?

gib money and place to stay pl0x i repot u

>Wisconsin is not fat

Disgusting

More like succ-session

Soon.

>instantly killed
>don't have to live through the riots, shortages, and inevitable collapse of the US
Seems fine to me

>he unironically doesn't want to see the fallout of THE MOST cataclysmic event in all of human history

smdhtbqhwyf

Blue state in 5 years

WE ARE NOT FAT

FATTY FAT FATTY

>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
katherinethegreat.com/

>I don't get it, how can I be fat?
>Cheese is healthy, beer is like wine right; good for the heart?

what's funny is that is exactly how the respective states look in person

>wisconsiniggers

Secession was a mistake to begin with

If we hadn't started the Civil War we might still have slaves and the South might have developed a competitive industrial sector

KEKS
U
C
K
S

Secession was only a mistake because we lost.

It was a mistake to let a single southerner live, black or white

Went to a Mexican restaurant and got me an Mexican Burger.

I think they call them toretas.

>"I support Ukraine"

Yeah she's really cute

>The Union has forever won the Civil War and will never lose it
Feels good man
Hicks BTFO forever and ever

Jokes on you, I'm not Minnesotan
Get fukt nerd

>SD is fat
wrong WRONG WRONG WROOOOOOOOOOOOONG WRONG

Post pic

All midwesterners eat is cheese butter and potato casserole

>freedom of movement means that these immigrants can freely move to any other state

We need to ban scandinavians, not muslims. Their compulsion for cuckolding is irresistible to them and removing them would be killing two birds with one stone.

>fight a war you cannot hope to win
>bitch about it for the next 150 years
Why are Southerners such cucks

n*rtherners are the hangover of mankind

Burgers

inferior breeding
>inferior breeding
>in ferior breeding
>inbreeding
I've solved it

>I will never be black living in new England

literally the t*rks of North America

This is coming from the region where incest is okay and common

>I will never be a Cred Forums tier black living in the South
Feels bad

As a non American I can say that the rest of the world only likes California, Texas, New York and maybe Florida (Miami), sorry if I hurt your feelings.

Fucking idiot
It's deep-fried butter-coated marinated beef and chicken casserole with extra fried onions and puppy chow for a side

>Lose a war
>Anus bleeds for 150 years

This

>what is WV, the most inbred hillbilly state in the country that split from Best Virginia because it wanted to remain a union cuck

What Jewish holiday? Falliday?

You're pretty much spot on. Those four states are pretty much the only ones that matter at all.

...

Like I said give me your email and then we can discuss this

We get it, you drink pepsi

Django Unchained was a good movie

NorCal is pretty comfy.

Y are you so mean

rosh hashanah

Yeah it was entertaining

cuck

>tfw you are one of those states and proud
New York City is the best city in the United States

>watching any movie with Jamie Foxx in it
>ever
It was OK

>New York City is the best city in the United States
>implying it's anything other than a decaying urban shithole

>He never saw Ray Charles
get out

What's wrong with Jamie Foxx?

>eked out a 90 on American History test by getting 2.5 extra credit points for identifying 5 shaded countries on a map

t. Cred Forums pro

>tfw I'm a geography and history expert thanks to Cred Forums

Get out of your suburb Codey

cuck
cuck
cuck
say it idiots
it is a funny word
your mom doesn't let you say it
say it here
fucking morons

This

He's a cunt in real life and I can't help thinking of that when he was about to get his balls cut off

I'll look it up

Three people in my Human Geography class can't find Germany on a map

Tarantino is shit now

Without us this country is literally nothing

>Because of banter I know that Mississippi has been the fattest state in the country for at least the last three years

Rangeban Quebec, Vancouver, and all Southern states

>he thinks that NYC is still important
Enjoy your inevitable banking collapse

Over-cut my toenails after /cum/ told me to

I don't know about you, but I really liked his work with Tyra Banks

Today was complete dogshit.
Can someone cheer me up?

>he actually hasnt seen Ray
REEEEEEEEEE

it's a black male thing

I thought u were a girl

>I reside in the south

>Black male
>Black mail
>Blackmail

He's trying to tell us something

I like Canadians :)

I had to go and choose to go to the second shittiest CSU in the state

Without using google, name 17 cities in Canada with a population less than 400000

It came out in 2004, no bully

I can fuck you if you want

Thanks~

If you're able to make it to my location somehow, I'm down.

Could you fuck me too? :3
I'm in SoCal.

...

youtube.com/watch?v=9dgq_2fycaw
Trip hop 2bh

...

Why are blacks the biggest weebs

You guys ever wonder if all this gay talk in /cum/ is actually sincere?

Me in the camo

Let's make it a threesome :P

You mean it's not supposed to be?

It's not.
t. gaytalker

I'm in so cal can I fuck you

>mfw I'm actually gay

I like to imagine it's a cute girl behind the monitor.

>anime
we can tell

let me guzzle your cum and find out

>every soCal poster is homosexual

really makes me think

Okay.
Anaheim?

Where will it take place?

redlands

Niggaboos are always stinky

U cute

U ever had for big black American cock????

I'm gay

That's p. gay, not gonna lie

>every Californian poster is homosexual

really makes you think

In a cabin in the middle of the Canadian woods.

I unironically like his shirt.

That's too far away and I'm lazy.

I'm 102% heterosexual

Sorry, I don't like black guys.
We can be friends tho :D

So my house. Perfect.

It doesn't matter whether or not you like the BBC, bby. You're still gonna get it ;)

why are you so racist?

I'm going to FIST all of you desu

faggot

It's just a preference, lad.

no pls

Okay

Where can I get the WTP? white tight pussy.

ur mum lol

Argentina

You can have my WTBP

Remember, kid. You asked for this.

Should I get STALKER Call of Prip whatever or not?

>The gays have come out to play

s pretty good

not a fan of homosexuals

Yes

I'm always up for playing

HEAR ME

Is it even worth it to buy a Cred Forums pass?

Rude desu

Why don't u like black guys

We're not all Niggers :)

Have you played any stalker games before?
Following that girl from college to her house doesn't count.

only if you don't want the site do die. please don't buy one

the ship is sinking and hiroshimoot will sell your CC to russians

no but I've heard its like Fallout, and I love that shit.

I'm having fun with it

Never said you were, and I don't hate black guys.
I just don't think they're physically attractive is all.

Wasn't considering it.

blyat

>tfw I haven't had dick in years

YOU BIGOT

Nice memes but a third party handles the credit card transactions. You can also buy a pass with bitcoin

>using bitcoin

Oh, are you really?

Additionally
>Using a card online that isn't propped up by a bank with consumer protection measures
Any fraud happens to me and I get the money back

YOU'RE

Trannies Fallout is shit and you should feel bad

Stalker is pretty good though

HAS

FUCKING

Gays out

LEAF'D

MY

Fuck you, I ain't a tranny

why do him and the chick beside him look nearly identical

FACE

Same levels of estrogen

Is he a tranny now?

this is a christian general

i'm not gay but if i was gay i bet i'd be the best at having gay sex

O-oh okay

>tfw no cute Canadian bf

WIFE

I wish I was jewish

B E L L I N G H A M

Want to try it just to find out?

Oh. My bad

I wish I had a Jewish gf

But I like /cum/... :(

Do you have a nice personality?

just cleaned my urethra

feeling very fresh buds

Pipe cleaner?

rate my gf

Tfw no Jewess from At&t commercials gf

youtube.com/watch?v=EaqQhdt1qqk

I wish I had a North American gf.

niggers out

>could I get a coke?
>we only serve pepsi products here
>oh so you'll take monopoly money

me too, bud

me too

...

make me daddy

...

...

who /2012/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=YWyHZNBz6FE

;_;

THICC
H
I
C
C

...

oh

yes
All 3 games are amazing including the second with vanilla fix mods
strong recommend

dem child bearing hips

/2014/ here
we /chiraq/ now tho cuh

youtube.com/watch?v=Slp5cMIZVZU

>Clear Sky
>good

you're an opossum. you have 30 seconds before this drunk guy kills u. what do?

With the Sky Reclamation mod it's pretty great

possums are top fucking cute

impregnate his gf with my rodent seed

Bang your mom

t. Possum

U know u love us

Piss in his mouth

""""Pee"""" in his mouth

Empty my bowels on his faggot ass shoes

The bastard might kill me, but at least I'll get mine

>unironically participating in /cum/
Do the world a favor and play a quick round of neckrope

t. bong

nou

*plays dead*

FOY

wow that really hurt my feelings. apologize

kfc delivery just got here :)

You can stop using your proxy now, England.

/cum/ I have to go now

>tfw no insane MILF hooker to suck me off
katherinethegreat.com/
goddesskatrinamassage.com/

ugh fucking disgusting. don't post shit like that

me too

mom said u can come over later

what'd ya get

Why don't you like Momma K?
youtube.com/watch?v=D8wk12wc5GM

spicy chicken sandwich, poutine, and some popcorn chicken

Do you ride with hitler, /cum/?

g ood by

no spooks allowed in my car

turn off the proxy Nigel

not bad, now that you mention KFC I'm in the mood for 2 piece now

Yea I only ride solo

youtube.com/watch?v=x_xJqkzngBI

wtf

kfc delivers in canada?

>KFC
>poutine
wat

CHI

MP

...

OUTS

marry, fuck, kill

I'm drunk and I think I might have an alcohol problem. Also I'm talking to a girl I fucked on facebook and sexting and talking about sex and shit.

I'm awful

Squats make me feel godly

Middle, right, left.

Who /Chernobyl/ here

Marry Rin because she's perfect and I love her.
Fuck the retard because she has a sexy body
Kill the balding jew.

wasn't supposed to quote you there lad I'm sorry

the only good /cum/ posters are drunks
everybody else is a boring faggot

Fuck Suzuki, Kill honda, hang out with Not-jesus and ditch the retard

>when you're so lame that you think talking to a girl on facebook is worth sharing on the internet

...

>ywn have a bikeslut gf

Well I fucked her and she's like going along with it. Also dating a dude. But it is lame. But I'm gonna continue this because the aforementioned alcohol mention

But if I play my cards right I might be able to fuck her in her ass

be a bro and expose her to her bf

Damn subaru is based

Fuck, Marry, Kill

Why would I do that? Fuck that cuck. I'd rather fuck her then dump her

Who are these?

t. Rin Suzunoki

because you'd want someone to do it if it were your gf

Overhead presses make me feel inferior

>fuck
north dakota
>marry
minnesota
>kill
none

South Dakota, North Dakota, and Minnesota

Any state that isn't Florida, New York, Pennsylvania, Virginia, California, Texas, or in New England is a fly over state and should be laughed at

SD
MI
ND

Marry beautiful North Dakota
Fuck MN
Kill SD

never heard of 'em

KILL SD
KILL SD
KILL SD

VERMONT IS THE BEST STATE IN THE UNION
PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF VERMONT WHEN
NEVER SHOULD HAVE JOINED THIS COUNTRY

Oh wait, I got SD and ND mixed up.

ah yes, the coasties rebel once more against their heartland overlords

THIS

THE SHITPOSTING ENDS NOW

>>kill
>none
Bless you for sparing us wee wheat farmers

;_;

*Does a sexy dan- o-oh

>there are people from landlocked states ITT this very moment

lmao how do you guys even have internet access

this image never fails to make me laugh

Should I leave my part time retail job for a full time job at the DMV?

>make an absolutely abhorrent post
>use since4pass
It's like a perfect garnish.

that'd be great, you get to be a huge cunt and get payed for it

Nth for James Cameron's best film

>make the most disgusting post imaginable
>be Canadian
>post Umaru
>use since4pass
it's like drawing exodia on the first turn

Anything is better than retail I'd imagine

what is the oldest pass year anyone has seen?

Laugh at me!
Look at me!
I'm the zany SD!

South Dakota is cool shut up North Dakota nobody likes you except me and everyone else

North DORK-ota is really cool don't make fun of them or I'll neck you

Minnesota is best neighbor and >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wiscucksin

you cant use exodia on your first turn, stupid

Sept 2012 is the earliest you could get them.

2012 is the oldest possible
so that one

>Florida will be destroyed in your lifetime

Thank you Great Hurricane God

2001

I saw 2009

Delete this post right now

MINNESOTA IS SHIT

I saw a September 2013 but I haven't seen too many.

>beerfart cheesebrain

youtube.com/watch?v=cp4fxe75810

We've weathered worse and that was one going directly over us. This is just going to fuck with the very east coast.

>tfw live on top of an inclined street so all the flood waters flush down to the plebeians the street over

I SUMMON (You), MEXICO - DESTROYER OF WALLS!!!!!

hi

>be least coaster
>get hit by hurricanes

I'm feeling like shit buds

I can't do anything right, I feel weaker and dumber than ever.

where is mexico?

Siesta

You should try biking or swimming

south of the border

>be west coaster
>burn to death because of wild fires
>cant put out the fire because you ran out of water

>finally rebuild on the burnt remains
>destroyed in an earthguake

we use Colorado's water to put it out. on the LEAST coast, you're up to your eyeballs in water from flooding

um what the FUCK is this thing?

i think I'm going to be sick...

>Least coasters think 5.0 earthquakes are the end of the world
>we use them as alarm clocks

...

>Gulf coast is East Coast
>Californian education

>we literally have so much water we can dunk our houses in it
>"""best""" couasters have to borrow water from neighboring states
cant make this shit up

>tfw marrying a brunette

Am I making a mistake buds?

>It never floods up north
>massachusetts education

I-It's a tail!

>getting married

Am I out of the sin bin yet?

No.

Brunettes are the purest, especially if they have blue eyes.

>
>65695778

new hehehe

>least coasters will flood their own basements on purpose

we can afford it

It's a fucking tumor
A disgusting malignant growth as a result of your cancerous state. Should lob the whole thing off just to be safe, in my humble opinion

>Least coasters actually pay money to flood their own homes

cant make this up

>Live on east coast, deal with minor flood damage
>Live on west coast, get burried alive

>implying I live along the coast

>admitting you're poor

>East Coasters will sink far beneath the waves with no refuge in their worthless, old and busted """"mountains"""" and be forgotten forever
>Best Coast needs only a short drive to the most proper, picturesque peaks and will continue to thrive

>Have to talk about videogames for over five minutes in front of the class
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