Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

おやすみuser

>listening to a song
>wareware no heiki
>tfw it can mean "our weapons" or "our calmness", i.e. pretty much polar opposites
HOW THE FUCK CAN I TELL THE DIFFERENCE WITHOUT CONTEXT OR SEEING IT IN WRITING

>if "me" is 俺, is "someone else/other" 他?
「他人」「誰か」「他の誰か」「ある人」「別人」「奴」「某(ぼう)」…など

その他、「別人」でも使える?
例えば、「その写真には俺じゃない、別人だ」などなど

"different person"という意味なら「別人」の方が適切。

>started studying Nipponese before Chinese
>somehow my Chinese is currently immensely better than my Japanese

I have a lot of Nipponese studying I should do before I move to Japan in a few months, lads

こんにちは。

>の方が適切
I think I understand

別人 and 他 seem the closest to what I was trying to say, though I'm not sure which is better to actually use written

Thank you for the help

you too

こんにちわわ
youtu.be/gVbizM8tRR4

hola!元気?

こんにちは güey

cute desu

「他の人」が言うことは気にするな。
→Never mind what other people say.
そのメガネをかけると、彼女は「別人」に見える。
→She looks like a different person with those glasses on.

Cute. It kind of reminds me of Funassyi's voice.
オラ!
げんきだよ!
君は?マイ・フレンド
Please be careful of the typhoon!

なるほどね、お返事はありがとう。

こんにちは、amigo。

いいな、その説明、本当にわかりやすい。
教えてくれてありがとう。

Why would you want to give it away if you got it from your grandfather?

Oi, ともだち。

Intonation.

He's been dead for six years and while I don't necessarily want to give it away its the right thing to do.

And its not giving it away, its returning it to the family of the soldier it was originally taken from as a war trophy in WWII (through a non-profit organization that finds the family).

Then it's "I am「俺」, but he is 「他」"? Or is 別人 the only way to say that?

I'm sorry for so many questions. It seems very strange as someone who only knows English.

he is 彼
she is 彼女
that guy is あの人
this guy is この人

元気だよ (´ω｀)
>Please be careful of the typhoon!
thank you amigo.
It's fine today.
maybe,typhoon is coming tomorrow.
So,I have to launder and go shopping today.
How was your day?

he is 彼

in chinese though, 他 does indeed mean "he"

今日の夜ご飯に何を食べた?
美味しかった?

How so? Is there a common difference in intonation between those two?
Now given the general tone I would gravitate towards the former, but that's an awfully subjective thing to go by.
May have to settle with it.

うんこ
苦かった

>your day?
It was fine, I got a new friend now. He was a little too talkative in my opinion, but that's ok.

I ate a bowl of rice and some cheese. It was good. What about you, Brazil-san?

Oh, no, I was using "he" as an example for "someone else".

I was using the Japanese definition of it on this page: en.wiktionary.org/wiki/他

But it seems like in the context, 別人 would be the closest thing to the English "Self vs. Other".

Thanks for all the help.

>its the right thing to do.
It's the wrong thing to do. You are being disrespectful to your grandfather.

>originally taken ... as a war trophy
All the more reason to keep it.

>"Self vs. Other"
自分 vs. 他人
I think 他 means closest to "other."
When you have a check box that says "other" on a questionnaire or something, it's usually translated as 「その他」 in Japanese.

まあ、苦いものを好き人もいるですね

Salad (Tomatoes and lettuce), rice and beans, farofa, pasta and meat.

>I got a new friend
nice!
>He was a little too talkative
www
He is friendly,isn't he?
did you go to drink?

Cred Forums.org/japanese

面白い (´・ω・`)

Varies by dialect but for standard Japanese you should be able to tell them apart. Not sure how useful this is in singing though.

You already have some context - "我々の平気" sounds weird. And I'm assuming you've omitted additional context. But realistically, when are you ever not going to have context in practice? Not just with lyrics but in general conversation, it's really not a problem - even when you have the wrong intonation people can understand you (in part because dialects have variation in intonation) on the basis of context. And when that doesn't work you can just pick a rough synonym or deliberately disambiguate.

>Salad (Tomatoes and lettuce), rice and beans, farofa, pasta and meat.
wow,ご馳走だ…
sounds yummy.

Anyone looking for live Japanese TV:

wilsonjj.me/jptv/#

Sounds 美味しい
I think it's a little too early to go drink with him www
He was very friendly, I got to know some of his friends, they were very talkative too.
Good person overall.

What about your day so far?

I've never eaten Japanese food before. I'm really interested in eating ramen and anything with rice in it

これは日本の食べ物

Not even shitty Korean "sushi"? Do you live in the countryside?

なんでもマヨネーズかける奴殴りたい

Me neither. I'm more interested in takoyaki though, seems really tasty.

>they were very talkative too.
www
My impression that,there are a lot of friendly&
cheerful people in Mexico.
楽しそうw
>What about your day so far?
nothing special(淋しいね)
It's a time for lunch.
またね、amigo!

>making friends
reeeee

Enjoy your meal!
It's not like I was looking for it, but it happened.

>making friends effortlessly
REEEEE

don't you have any friends who you can hug or rest your head on their shoulder?

I have plenty of friends (not cute 2D girls though) but I can't remember how I made them and I can't make new ones.

I never eat out. I survive off chicken and rice or chicken and noodles that I cook myself.
Tbh I don't know how interested I am in sushi. I don't really want to eat raw fish or fish eggs or whatever they put in it. I like cooked fish though

Thanks for the detailed reply. I do realize I'm way out of my element so far trying to make sense of (auditory) poetry, but I find homonyms to be really difficult in an art form based on bending meaning.
>You already have some context - "我々の平気" sounds weird.
It does? See, that's a subtlety I didn't pick up on.
> And I'm assuming you've omitted additional context.
Yeah, naturally. Guess it's good practice to just always consider the whole to significantly reduce these uncertainties.
>But realistically, when are you ever not going to have context in practice? Not just with lyrics but in general conversation, it's really not a problem
True true, I don't really struggle with that a lot in conversation. Mostly it's pretty clear.
>even when you have the wrong intonation people can understand you
That's another thing I was kinda worrying about; and quite reassuring if that's the case.

You should eat takoyaki as soon as possible!!!

>chicken
Why not meat? Eating chicken all the time will give you bosoms.

>doesn't like raw fish
>likes cooked fish
Opposite to me. Before I lived in Japan I couldn't make myself eat cooked fish at all, but could manage raw. Now I really like raw and can tolerate cooked.

Anyway you should try some stuff. There is also sushi without raw fish/roe. If you go to a decent restaurant you could just ask for recommendations (not just sushi but in general).

>I'm really interested in eating ramen and anything with rice in it
I prefer udon and soba to ramen.
In my view most interesting Japanese foods don't have rice in them. Alongside, maybe.

I will definitely try it when I visit Osaka, that's where the best takoyaki shops are at, right?

Chicken is meat. I just like it a lot. Only chicken breast though. I'm not really into steaks or anything and chicken goes well with rice so I just eat it.

To be honest I've never eaten sushi or raw fish so I don't know for sure but it seems pretty きもい. I'll try it when I'm in Japan though because why not

I don't really know much about Japanese foods but I'll just try everything I can

>Chicken is meat.
>

>I'll try it when I'm in Japan though because why not
なんでもチャレンジするってのはいい

Finally got to try takoyaki earlier this year. It's really weird, I can't even say if I liked it or not. That means I will have to conduct some further experiments, of course.
Didn't expect the mayonnaise, either :DDD
>tfw you made an ass out of yourself trying to eat ramen out of the bowl like a regular Western dish, invariably splashing shit all across the table

Nobody I know (friends, family) who has eaten takoyaki doesn't like it.

I recommend やまちゃん at Tennouji
But I am still finding the best takoyaki restaurant...

もう寝るわ
Too late already.
Good night everyone. Have a nice day/sleep tight.

>I recommend やまちゃん at Tennouji
Gonna check it out then, thank you my friend.

more like taco yucky wwwww

good night have a sweet dream

カツしか食わない奴に勝つ資格はない

reported
: ^ )

What do Japanese think about Americans making cute video game girls like Shantae? Would you guys fap to this kind of stuff?

>not tacky yucky

also reported : ^ )

お前らこういうケモノ大好きだろ?

獣を狩って殺すのが大好きだ

Can one of you english teachers/mango makers come on over to /cum/ for one post please

me:我、私、俺、儂、吾、吾、あたし、うち、わい and so on
other:他人、ほかのひと、第三者
使える
ただ、意味はdifferent personに限定される

Does anyone know anything about a city in Hokkaido called Rumoi? I am interested in this city in Hokkaido called Rumoi.

Why?

experience this

痴女いらね

thanks a lot my ISP is cancelling my service now

>留萌市
>萌

What did they mean by this?

I read about Rumoi and it looks like a neat place I might visit in the future. I wish to inhale all knowledge of Rumoi.

Maybe this kind of stuff.

Let's go together!

>it looks like a neat place
Why?

I have NBN and this took 15 seconds to load

>15 seconds

That one was 5 seconds

オムライス
本当、ぶっかけが大好きな人いるよね
タルルートかよ

おやすみなさい。

kaikai.ch
最近できたこのサイト面白い

>Japanese watches will never have the same level of craftsmanship as Swiss luxury watches

credor/ grand seiko on suicide watch

I like my Seiko watch tbqh

おやすみamigo
have a sweet dream

エンコリの第二弾て感じ
また朝鮮人が韓国政府が隠している真実を知ってしまうのか…

カツも食わない奴に勝つ資格もない
それは地名
アイヌ語の発音を漢字で表しただけ
萌えはない

I don't and it took me about 3.
>muh NBN

管理人女の自演かよ

>wearing a wrist-watch like a lady

ありがとう!
良い一日を、マイ・フレンド!

うどん職人の朝は早い

これの中国版出てくんないかな
中国人に聞いてみたいことが沢山ある

get a speedmaster

ur gay

>wears ladies' watches
>calls others gay

Wrist watches are obsolete

but i wear mens watches

ur gay

前あったぞ
有志がスレの中日訳をしてあげるってサイトだったから自然消滅した模様

Japan pls

just 1

Wrist-watches are for ladies.

this is a mans watch

>wrist-strap
>clearly a wrist-watch
>he still thinks it's for men
It's just an ugly watch for ladies.

no

s-stop

Nah, White Women FTW. I ain't no race traitor :)

I'm not sure if this has been asked before. But, how is anime viewed in Japan? Is it just like normal tv to Japanese people, or are Japs who watch it just Japanese weebs?

>how is anime viewed in Japan?
Often on the television, sometimes on computers or other devices. There are films and direct-to-disc releases, too.

.... nigger.
You know what I meant.

what does my little veggie do these days

アニヲタ

>Japanese weebs
何これ

I take it yall will not answer my question then

さよなら

It's been asked many times before and the answer is common knowledge. Asking questions without doing even the bare minimum of research or thinking for yourself doesn't make people feel like answering.

well if its so damn easy of an answer why not fucking help me, damn. fuck yall weebs

You wanna motherfuckin die?

Swearing at people is not a good way to solicit help.

damn two dubs in a row.
Says the dude who's not helping

strong typhoon will attack to Korea at first

神風な台風

Typhoon give me recess

...

How do you say season in Japanese. As in how would I say something like
>I watched the first season of [anime]
Would you just use シーズン?

Do Japanese people have any kind of a cultural boner for certain decades?
For example, West have met with the wave of the 80s lovers some time ago. Could something like that happen in Japan?

秋なのに熱中症の暑さ
狂った日本に相応しい

Do the Japanese hate other asian countries?

season1 = 1期

Japan is still in the 80s

No, they're not.

今年は世界中のファッション業界で80sのリバイバルですよ
来年の流行は70sか60sだろうけど
youtube.com/watch?v=lyhKmLH1qTs

Sorry, I can't read Japanese. And I don't trust Google translate

80年代後半に日本じゃこのようにジーンズの裾を折るのが流行ってたね

ケミカルウォッシュ

ウィキリークスでヒラリー関係なにかお漏らしするらしい
youtube.com/watch?v=B-sVGIp6E9g

Do Japanese dream of having sex with a western white girl?

This year the international fashion industry is undergoing an '80s revival.
Next year's trend will probably be the '70s or '60s, though.

Are you a grill?

No

Moving to Japan next month for two years. Pretty well planned - already have an apartment reserved etc.. Will make a lot of money there.

I have one concern - where does an American find casual sex in Japan? Am I going to be dry for two years?

Weren't 60s-70s 'in' few years ago with that Americana pin-up style and Mad Men wannabes

not even necessarily looking for Japanese girls - are there any networks for foreigners in Japan to hook up?

80年代はお前らのカーチャンも変な髪型をしていた予感

I don't know but it's been all about the 90's the past couple years, not fashion wise though but I could see it becoming trendy again.

Whites are beautiful.
But I am not interested in the adult video of whites. The adult video of Japanese is excited more than that of whites.

>casual sex
Don't.

天皇陛下「ちんぽをお見せなさい」

俺「えっ…いや、しかし…」

天皇陛下「お見せなさい」

俺「……かしこまりました、陛下」ﾎﾞﾛﾝ

天皇陛下「おや、もういきり立っているのですか」

俺「申し訳ありません…」

天皇陛下「みっともないですね……動かないでください」

俺「………」

天皇陛下「……れろっ、チロチロ」

俺「ああっ……陛下、そこは……」

天皇陛下「れろおっ、ぺろぺろ、グポッグチュッ」

俺「ああっ……なんという……」

天皇陛下「ぐっぽぐっぽ、ぬるっれろっ、ぬちゅっ、ぐぽっ」

俺「ああっ陛下……いけません……なんという……」

天皇陛下「ぬちゅっじゅるっ、ちゅるっれろれろっずちゅっ、グポッグチュッ」

俺「ああっ……もうだめ……」

天皇陛下「いけませんよ」ﾁｭﾎﾟﾝｯ

俺「ああっ……そんな、陛下……」

天皇陛下「出すなら……あちらへ」

俺「えっ……」

愛子さま「俺様……」

俺「あ、愛子さまっ……!なんという……!」

>tfw I recognize that screencap of Gwen Stefani as being from No Doubt's "Hey Baby" music video

昔はかっこよく見えたんだよね
今はオタクのイメージがあるけどw

This is treason

政府は「介護保険制度はやっぱりやめる方向でw」とのことだ
街中に徘徊老人が溢れるし既に始まった
政府はそれを「地域ケア」と言っている

hey mayuyu

what would happen if a drove a car playing youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs through your city?

今、私の町の図書館は閉まっています。

日本文学よみできない。

しかし、私の母の古い本だな、私は面白い本をみつけました。

why life is so shit during adulthood?

aozora.gr.jp/cards/000879/card127.html

著作権切れの古い日本の文学作品ならここで読めるよ。

訂正。
aozora.gr.jp/index.html
トップのページはこれね。

ありがとう、しかし、あなたたちがまちがっている。

私の日本語は悪い過ぎる。今、日本文学はぜったいむり。

フランス語翻訳をよみます。ごめん。

こんばんは糞共
仕事終わった

こんばんは

userーさん

よう
こっちも終わった
はよ帰りたい

こんばんは
東急ハンズで買い物

...

おい下痢共、差し入れだ

ほとんどが聖子ちゃんカット

飯テロなら深夜に頼むわ

iPhone 7はスイカの機能があるそうだ

種入ってるの?

おーい山田君。
座布団全部もってってー。

Hiro can't into money

...

ハンガリーのニュースで東欧で覇権がポーランドに奪われたって書いてあるけどポーランドボールのせいで信じられない
実際握ってるのはどこ?

日本人、私はしつもんをあります。

When is the last time you cried?

don't ask such a personal question
3 months ago when I watched gay movie that die of HIV

その本のtitle?
つまらない
下痢だけに
甘いな
Suicaだけに
とぁいぢゃぅ
Su-metalの紅月を聴いた一時間前

1 month ago
I sob when i watched "your name"

last week
I watched film「君の名は」in a cinema.

(ﾟ∀ﾟ)人(ﾟ∀ﾟ)ﾅｶｰﾏ

YEEA=(゜∀゜)=(゜∀゜)=AA!!!

抜いた

i want to visit kakunodate.

...

皆テクスメクス好きか
俺の夕食はブラックタートルビーンズとチポッレたっぷりのチョリゾ豚チリコンカン
美味いよ~

台湾のイケメンがいまこれをはやってる

うむ、
甘詰留太の 『君の名を呼べば』は
屈指の名作やな
Do you know above animu, 君の名を呼べば ?

When I was born

I see lots of tweets about it

靴下履けよと言いたくなっちゃうね

チリコンカン美味いよね
ブリトー、エンチラーダも好き

youtube.com/watch?v=tK609rbSBLs

くまは怖い

笑いすぎて涙が出たか

何じゃ、そりゃ?
Aussieはカモノハシでも喰えば?

I'm not so mean mate

豪もこういうのある?

Father's funeral

それは、クマった

Which moment?

ここではチリコンカンは普通にご飯やマッシュポテトなどにかけて食べる

個人的に言うとエンチラーダとブリートよりタコスが好きだな
でもタコライスは残念な事に美味しくない

一度は食べてみたいね

アルヨ
それで「靴下履け」と弟を叱る

あらすじを読むだけで俺は泣きそうになった

Image kwsk

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現時物語
枕草子
今は、二つの本

それ以降、私はより多くを読み取ります
やくそくです

ネタバレするので、詳しくは書かないけど、
瀧が岐阜へ行った時と、あとは、最後の方。
話もいいけど、映像も綺麗だった

I will visit tokyo in the year 2020

But the Olympics will be on. It will be too busy.

Are you likely to win any medal?

I dont care as long i can use my cock magic

俺も泣きそうになった

Yes i will win Gold

What do you do, pull a rabbit out of it?

No Godzilla rabbits are for beginners

Any people living in Japan?

I am working on a residency visa and have a good chance at acceptance.

I would like to find a good spot in Hokkaido. Anyone have any town/village life experience? I prefer not to live in the cities

どうも

What are you going to do?

Sounds like you and should live together!

お前らさ
夜空見上げる時って何思う?

>residency visa
which visa? do you have any relative in Japan?

「星見えないな」

「明日の天気は?」

後「凄い雲」とか「満月かな」とか

neko miko reimu はいいですか

時々摩天楼から、空が見えないw

>residency visa
PR? Don't you need to live 10 years in Japan to get that?

(金平糖食いてぇ・・・)

｢肩凝ったな」

>being on the 40th floor penthouse balcony in sapporo when it's snowing

top comfy

...

やべー腰いてぇ

youtube.com/watch?v=3hNQsRmAAC0

この曲を思い出す

It's funny how it's 10 years to get PR but only 5 years to be able to apply for citizenship.

>being in open-air onsen 10+ storeys up in the snow
topper comfier

Would you date a girl taller than you?

永住権取得までの在留期間、首相「世界最短に」 :日本経済新聞 nikkei.com/article/DGXLASFL19HP8_Z10C16A4000000/

The government is talking about expediting the process for skilled professionals.

>skilled professionals.

>skilled western professional
>going to japan

甘詰の「キミの名を」と新海の「君の名は。」
どちらが名作かと問われれば
迷わず甘詰
おお、本格的やな
>現時物語
英題 Nows the time というやつやね
>枕草子
昔は娘の嫁入りに持たせたという絵物語やね
北海道ならカナダ君に訊ねよ
溜息まじりで、「明日も雨」だと思った
御堂筋線運休

こんばんは (´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ
忙しくなった

「外はいやぁぁ」

not necessarily. we'll get shit skinned ones with criminal records who are never good enough for the west.

(´・ω・｀)ﾉｼ
>外はいやぁぁ
野生動物は怖いもんな

ワロタw
お前、メルボーンにいるやろ?

ふざけんなコノヤロー
夜空見上げる時はな
何か深い事考えたり、切ない気持ちになったりしなきゃだめなんだよ、もう
普通じゃねぇ、お前らは

いいね
俺はClaire De Luneだよな

なんでや
外はいいじゃん

>「外はいやぁぁ」
彼女がネコ耳に着替えたら
えがったなぁ
そう、露出に危険はつきものです

KEK, there are still huge weebs though

I've heard there are shitloads of western programmers in japan who work for rakuten

>mfw I found out rakuten pay their programmers less than 300,000/month

FUCKING KEK

今日も豪州人三人か

我々はこのすれを請求する

抵抗は無駄だ

>メルボーン
メルポルノは嫌いだが

John F. Kennedy's grandson works for Rakuten now.

Australian boy pussies.

I know one of those but he's not really Western - Chinese """"Canadian"""".

>切ない気持ち
あぁ~~ん
はぁ~~ん
>外はいいじゃん
あぁ~~ん
はぁ~~ん

Programming and coding are only a small part of IT engineering though.

草

>このすれを請求する
いっ幾ら?
まあ、無断占拠より よかった

日本はAIの人材が少ない、よく聞きます

>メルポルノは嫌いだが
なんで?ヒプスターが多すぎるだからか?それとも、中国人が多すぎるだからか?

Australian boipussiが好きか?┌(┌^o^)┐

\(ﾟДﾟ;)/ .｡o○(オージーに乗っ取られた…だと?)

くもちゃんもここに引きこもっているけどね
怖いものはどこにも行ってもあるわ

外に出かけた前回は大雨がすぐに振り始めた (´・ω・｀)

業界のこと良く知らないけど、そうかも。
ガンの治療法の選択にAIを使う話が出ているよ。

Fresh grads can easily walk in to a $60,000+/year job in the US which will have infinitely better working conditions.

But no, these weebs choose to go and work for rakuten in japan for $30,000/year

KEK

Aussie Hipster
typical aussie?

日本で英語教師しているスッパマンを入れれば4人だ

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>無断占拠
このスレを無断占拠する

両方ともピンポン
緑の党も強いし悪名高いセントキルダもあるし

もう投稿出来ないだろ
あいつ岐阜県だからネット繋がってない

>くもちゃん
オーストラリアのクモ強そう
>怖いものはどこにも行ってもあるわ
野生のワニ見たことある?

youtube.com/watch?v=luL92E9HdrM
この曲を思い出すね

腐れBBA発見
しかも九州?

youtube.com/watch?v=sPnGk25M_Dc
やっぱこの曲でしょ

クソスレ

ウンコスレ

豪州スレ

オージースレ

Don't worry about their salaries.
You have no skill to get visa for Japan or US.

全部おんなじ意味

スレスレ

...

>born too late to wipe out the blacks
>born too early to remove of the chinks

>born just in time to shitpost about both

曲だったらこれを思い出す
youtube.com/watch?v=j7CDb610Bg0

>skill

kek all you need is money, which I have plenty of, jap

やっぱオーストラリア人が多いほどシットポスト祭りになるな

いつもは割と無心。
もう癖になってる

youtube.com/watch?v=wHw6W4BznTM
これだな

誰か写真貼ってくれ

>not avqilable in your country

tsundere japan

Tanaka-senpai, where are you? You told me I'm welcome here, but I have never seen you itt

...

Move to Vietnam.
You should be able to extend your neet life by two or three more years.

What the

I swear I heard this before

三人寄れば文殊の知恵
と言うからな

左から一番目は俺ね

先頭はチンコ咥えるんやぞ

女三人寄らば大樹の陰姦しい

kek no, I'm staying here for another year or two, going home for a bit before...

...the plan begins...

未来が来るはずですが
何も変わっていません

delete this

I-Is this you actually.....?
I didn't know that.

焼き芋食べたら口の中やけどした
痛い

なにこのオーストラリア人・・・
レベルたけえ・・・

Wow he looks like a total dweeby creep

Could imagine him becoming a serial killer or something

わかる~

Thai probably looks worse than that to be h

お大事に

精子いっぱい飲むと早く治せるぞ

これぞSHITPOSTの力
恐れるが良い

前にも同じ事書いてくれた?

書いた

I'll make a new thread.

Forever a mystery...

冗談じゃないよ!
このホモ野郎!

よろしく

New thread 次スレ

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