/cum/ Canada, US, Mexico

youtube.com/watch?v=BYzCnxmxRVk

What do you guys think Assange's Clinton bombshell is going to be?

she's crazy, isn't she?

>be south dakotan
>corn is their national pastime

>A fucking bear

fuck off normieshit

thats hot

>most of them are wiped out

>A fucking bison

It's pretty cool

the California flag is based

...

delet this

>tfw no season 5

youtu.be/CW1q-oSsubk

A bit I guess

>tfw had a chance with a qt blonde at uni
I'm not sure if I'm doing the right thing

are you black

Reminder the star represents Texas. Cucked flag.

Watcha listening to bud?

youtube.com/watch?v=ri0nRIwRwGw

I like this
gonna check out more

It's actually drinking tyvm

...

me on the right

Tape of her saying nigger.

>uni

no I'm not

Is this an army outpost?

one of my favorite bands desu
what it takes to move forward is a 10/10 album

nig nogs

>This banner was approved and will appear in the next voting phase.
h*ck yeah

Sup fgts

buy hair dye

youtube.com/watch?v=cn5DTHqLM7E

>Invited: Japan & France

where the fuck are they

you're not clever or funny fuckwit

yeah haha

Who are the other teams, /cum/?

*pulls out & makes a big cum on ur butt cheeks*

There aren't many generals that involve 3+ countries

Fuck off fgt shit

...

>buy hair dye
It's not the same bud. It will always grow back and there will always be the hair on the rest of her body.
I think I'm going to call it off

*begins to cum uncontrollably, the room starts flooding*

EHSS TO EHSS

Centar is best political view others are retards

niggers out

i don't get everyone's obsession with being identified with one of these everytime

*comes in with a huge straw*

I'm feeling thisrty lad

>East Coasters will sink far beneath the waves with no refuge in their worthless, old and busted """"mountains"""" and be forgotten forever
>Best Coast needs only a short drive to the most proper, picturesque peaks and will continue to thrive

420 master race

*throws some corn in the flooded room*

>Associating with the coasties

*turns to face u and sprays the cum directly into your eyes and mouth*

good call

North Dakota seems like the best dakota desu

...

marion

maricon

mary corn

don't mind the flag, i swear i am american

you can even quiz me

without googling, what happened Dec 7th, 1941

I want weed to be legal so i can grow my own weed get a stoner girl have an awesome life where i dont give a fuck about others and shes my world

Fucking un resolution banning weed

Yo ban ki mun unban ki moon the weed

Oh yeah?
Where's Mount Rushmore huh?!?!?!?!

9/11

the answer to both of these questions is hawaii

>Yo ban ki mun unban ki moon the weed
really makes you think

what number am I thinking of??

Overheard a couple fatboys making fun of my car from the sidewalk yesterday while I was stopped at a red light so I made sure to splash them with a puddle when it turned green.

6 chins between 'em and they still ain't sayin shit.

no

2 4 10

because that's the deal burger king is having right now and it's good

1776.

Holy fuck this is awesome

absolute maniac

ummm i dont see macedonia on the invited list

that's why I came on him

Do you think i need invitation you piece of shit

16 10 16

Ah ha. Here is Makedonia on the invited list of /cum/ & friends.

Why not?
West coast is cool and they make good music.

youtube.com/watch?v=qrC34CnsxPE

...

Americans are alright
Same as canada
Mexico is cool as well

He is rude and covered in semen. He is not a friend.

it's cool, he's with me

>paying money to post this

I am rude to jerks

if dubs, I get plastered tonight

If singles, I get plastered tonight

what should i have 4 dinner serious answers only

Because they don't like us

Neither coast does

Pancake

A taco, Paco.

chicken quesadillas 2bh

what happened to those tv's that had the option of watching a second channel in a little thumbnail on the bottom right?

Try making this philipinian food called adobo

migas

Picture in picture still exists

Picture in picture or whatever?
miss that 2bh

Puppy chow

th-that's not true
the West coast is cool. They like us. We even have West in our name, midWEST, see?

East Coasties are of course too busy fellating themselves and only take their own cocks out of their mouths to baselessly insult every other region in the Union

Is this like cereal

you have to pay a bribe

but there's no other modern tv that has that feature?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475532649154.webm

It was a stupid idea.

Murdered the gf lads, buried her corpse in the bog like wahey!

relax they're just having fun

no its pretty much just sugar

Is it cold in your city right now?

I think direct tv has it on our remote

I don't watch tv though

Yeah the West Coast is pretty sweet
youtube.com/watch?v=XSXW_fLQ00M

Them and Aussies make some good music alright

16C. Not really cold for here, but I guess it is for you guys

who the fuck are you and how do you know

i fucking wish

You have no chances with me after that

Yes

We had all combinations of rain, sleet, and hail last night.

Pretty awesome watching it change back and forth. Winter should stay a while desu.

Cereal is the base
It's covered in peanut butter, chocolate, and frosted sugar

I've been berated by Californians for a long time now
There was someone from Washington who was pretty relaxed

People from Oregon drive bad and can be really mean

And East Coasters aren't much worse t b h

>midWEST
A name given to us by East Coasties by the by
They consider us just as lowly as West Coasties, if not worse because >tfw no coast

No it was fucking 80 degrees

About to commit a genuine murder today I tell you what

Not quite yet

Approaching hoodie weather in VA

Show tits or gtfo

>all this east coast bashing
I'm demoting our friendship to acquaintances
you're on thin ice guy

Such a comfy rain. Too bad my pussy hurts because of cold for some reason

>tfw have to get my paper peer-reviewed in writing class
>tfw too autistic to get a partner to read it

You must be in extreme pain because its always cold in russia

kys

>people who don't put their air handler in an interior closet or utility room

y'all are some fuckers I tell you hwat

the fuck is a air handler

>aussies
>good music

for why

>weather supposed to be 80 til Saturday

Fuck OFF

Yeah when I lived in Mexico I never had cystitis because weather was hot. And rainy cold weather makes my pussy sick

I wonder why

In my class the professor chose 2 papers to have the entire class comment on. She would attempt to pick the weaker papers

Easties may hate the West Coast but they at least acknowledge them. We're literally a joke to them. Someday, they will learn

>air handler

>tfw you come in to work & someone brought banana muffins

Guys air hangler is the air bender of avatar

what

Mexican weather has perfect impact on my pussy.

ozzies are cunts but they make good music

youtube.com/watch?v=NUzsSIflpjc

I think this one has too much shit

IGNORE PEDOJEW

But West Coast made the term flyovers

Yeah natasha i dont think we wanna know about your sick pussy

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475483069889.webm

Pretty big part of your AC system. Big rectangular cabinet looking thing that moves all the air among other things.

>summertime
making me work in a 120+°F attic all day everyday. Top out thermometers on the reg. OSHA says above 95°F we need pretty much constant breaks to regulate body temperature but thats never going to happen
>anytime
making me crawl around under your shit fucking house and fix all the shit "your guy" has been fucking up for 2 decades because he just wanted to make a quick buck and didn't care about fucking you over for 10 years

Just put it in a damn closet for fucks sake it makes so much more sense

How human males become TRUE men, /cum/ ?

There were mostly disappointments today, but a few uplifting things. I'll try to focus on those uplifting things... but still, it's all RIDICULOUS. I'm pretty sure one of you dirty bastards laid some type of curse on me, either as a sick joke or I somehow got under your skin. Whoever did it, revoke it already.

By proving themselves in a feat of greatness
Like killing themselves

Thanks for listening about my problems, lads. I really appreciate that I have male friends who don't sexually harass me and chat with despite I never posted nudes ^^

Yes
Ozzies

youtube.com/watch?v=i5GOkuJWuUs
youtu.be/F4Pi2LL6FTc?t=16
youtube.com/watch?v=23vVIgTMZFU

Mi hermano

Wear the sleeve with all the stinging ants in it

Center is absolute pleb teir

>"I chose a bad career and blame everyone else for it"

fucking faggot

Elaborate why

...

Wrong wrong wrong

Nah I love my job I just don't like poorly constructed houses owned by people that don't know what they're doing and then act surprised when they get a $10-15k bill for a system they need and didn't maintain

i'm not you fucking """"""""""lad"""""""" you retarded attention-craving snow nigger fucking commit suicide

wish mine would just assign partners

There won't be any water to drown you

>t.drunk af

how come france and japan didnt come to our party

Lies
filthy lies
stop spreading disgusting least coast propaganda please

Do you miss the weather?

I love mexico

What if you're assigned an idiot?

>pls notice me, white lady
>it's such a honor for me, filthy brown beta spic, to receive your replies

Because France hates to speak in English and Japan has autism.

Isn't /cum/ mostly autism anyways?

West coast = nerd coast
East coat = weast coast = west coast

What happend to that jap qt that posted here a while back

nick for my gf

always*

i will rape you

i will rape you

You'll have to get through me first!

i will rape you

Please God, let me meet him. All I want to is to find that perfect boy I know exists. He’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The boy who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the boy I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the boy who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

This is Bud, fucking off.

Night

...

/cum/ turns especially gay at nighttime.

Because the grade is for me critiquing someone else's paper, it doesn't matter what someone says about my paper, I'll end up changing it around for the final draft anyways

nght bud

Night lad, I'm gonna hit the hay as well

just say it you wanna suck cocks

West coast prime time

you're not gonna cry, are you?

i will rape you

whoops

You know there's a gay Tinder, right ?

>Mexican spills his spaghetti for 5 minutes

>gaping

TMI desu

...

It's for dumb nerds who don't want to have an opinion, and serve the to ultimate uphold the top of the spectrum. Just obove the bottom is best, things arent locked into superstates but there are still governments vying for power to keep things interesting

>stop spreading disgusting least coast propaganda please

Isn't Tinder gay Tinder? Just say you're interested in the same sex on fb?

english please

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475460752633.webm

Pretty sure I wil

I was practicing what I'm gonna say and it looks like I can make it to the five minute mark but I still don't quite feel like doing it

Why you gotta
Also>pasta captcha

did the prof give you the topic or did you pick it out haphazardly?

No

Actually what you said is fucki g stupid

Being brainwashed into one side is the stupid nerds you explain

Centralist usually look things from all perspective and think before they act

Also mixing both of the economical models and as well the cultural factor

In other words the centar is the educated people who know there is no perfect model and mix both of left and right dependi g on the situation

Listening to alternative metal but I'm not an edgy cunt.

I envy your inebriation
fuck it, I'm gonna get sloshed

>Why you gotta
Because my two other retarded teammates couldn't agree on a topic, which was of free choice, so I picked videogames and they went along with it...

What should I have for dinner?
Mommy didn't make anything

Have you been to your local bar user?

here

I'm gonna go find a frog and an anime to post here

I will wait for you

Cereal and banana

Center is defined by the relative political climate and is supportive of the status quo, apathetic, and opposed to any change. People that are educated develop opinions and demand change in some direction or another. Centrists are plebs

I'm poor

Ok, I'll have banana but no good cereal here

That sucks. Public speaking is a terrible class. Just do it on something old and boring, like pong on an oscilloscope or ancient vidya or something. Academics are passionless husks of human waste, so the more boring your presentation the better.

kinda wish it was friday, but then I remembered Id still just be doing nothing

Iktf

I'd invite you to the club, but you couldn't afford the membership fee

I think you're crazy
maybe

doctor pavel im cia

They're supposed still statist cucks who need big brother watching over them. You're entire post was basically saying "we are better because we are better", fuck you. If you wanna live under some faggots who sit a room deciding how to micromanage your life fine, but don't drag me into it.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475024850225.webm

good taste

jesus Christ I fucked up that post, don't know what's wrong with me today

>tfw you fuck doggy style a bubble butt girl
My nuts hurt

Nope mate
Centar is not relative to the current political climet i told you the centar looks at the current issues in a country and it chooses between the left and right best decision that can fix a problem which is why its the best

Is the North Dakotan gone?

>Public speaking is a terrible class
It is

Going to bed, ''public speaking'' will be my very first class at 7am /:

You should tape them back next time

Lol, ok retard.
>supportive of the status quo
>apathetic
because these things are necessary corollaries.

>opposed to any change
>don't want dumb & reckless changes
>opposed to all change

>People that are educated develop opinions and demand change in some direction or another. Centrists are plebs
>the most educated opinions are fringe

Just kill me already

good luck user
do your best

This will be you:
>youtube.com/watch?v=yWpUetVpcnU

>Taking chemistry
You brought it upon yourself

Guy in front of me was browsing Cred Forums during econ lecture

>chooses between two arbitrary choices
Pleb

por pendejo

>no comer
Yeah that's always a bummer

>the most educated opinions are fringe
Literally where did he say this?

I saw a classmate on Cred Forums the other day and he was blasting this autistic song from his laptop kek
youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

I want to escape this socialist/liberal hell.
Which U.S State should I move to? Pittsburgh looks like a nice city

Yes

>being a stubborn pleb and not viewing things from other perspective

Michigan UP

He didn't, I was just being a dick.

Any state from the West Coast

It's a Venezuela tribute

Some people have no shame

Stay away you smelly faguette

North Dakota

I want to escape a socialist/liberal heaven.
Where in France should I move to?

you looking for conservative places?

Montana area

Do your research Monsieur, lest you end up in a state not unlike France

Fuck YOU and Victor Grignard

>if you aren't a centrist you don't view other perspectives
Is this assumption the whole basis for your argument? What about viewing other opinions is inherently centrist? i would argue liberty is a necessity for being able to hear and voice your views.

Where the fuck do you people find the motivation to do anything?

Seriously what is the point?

Avoiding pain

Buy a nice gaming rig and a big truck

>chwmistry
cant be that hard right?
I hang around with some friends that are studying that, they dont seem as stressed as us in the electric area

MEXICO is no longer my friend..
>bestgore.com/beheading/struggle-man-peel-face-hand-cut-off-brutal-beheading-flimsy-blade/

Money for things

Also a distaste for nihilists

I have an identical twin and we were separated at birth. He is my ultimate rival, I fight against him knowing our genetics are completely the same and our only difference is how much determination and will power we have

fake and gay

>Mexico
>Having a friend

Since when?

Organic chemistry.
Forbes says eingeneering is about skill, not pedigree

No sympathy from me

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475546134377.webm

money, family, subject-interest, and drugs

I want to cry

MENTIONED

no u

hey I want to take a roadtrip through Baja where should I go

lewd

This is some guillermo del toro shit right there

>is about skill, not pedigree
what do you mean by this?

New Mexico

i wish wwe presenters narrated yuri anime

Did you wake up just to- ah nevermind, I'd do the same thing

That's the thing
I don't want things, I have lost all of my goals. I want to want something but I don't know what it is. It's extremely depressing.

I think he means it's about what you know and not which college you graduated from (and I agree to an extent).

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475551928589.webm

I think you want purpose

Work can help with that

i want a porpoise

forbes.com/sites/christophersteiner/2016/09/29/how-to-hire-better-engineers-ignore-school-degrees-and-past-projects/#762d8bda4c0f

Dumb meme scum

>conquer land from mexico
>name the land new mexico while it borders mexico
who ever named it that was a dummy

>roommates locked the bathroom into a rancid chamber of farts

when's the last time you took a vacation and went somewhere new?

>where should I go
Ensenada is a pretty cool place to take a roadtrip.

It's been 10 years since the last time i was in La Bufadora (Pic Related).

You can also visit "Ruta del vino"

>have a new state
>make it's name a portmanteau of Allah and Obama

anyone else here go to the based rape capital of the world here?

and I agree

lesbians lol

Yeah, but I have know idea where to find it

I went on vacation a couple of months ago but I didn't go anywhere new really. My dad died a couple of months after that.

>Losing to Utah

>college spurts

S2 on Wednesday, friend

Oh hey
My dad passed away just a couple weeks ago as well
I think you should try getting away somewhere if you can

/cum/ is one big happy family

youtube.com/watch?v=Aw2GiQ8vsrs

thats pretty much the only thing USC is known for

i want to give you all a big hug

pretty gay actually. I mean, have you read the amjority of these posts?

This

I'm enjoying the electrical engineering here
fuck off bullies

*gives you a noogie*

Nope i am saying that we apply both of left and right and if you agree with something that is not aloning with your political spectrum than you do not fall in that cathegory

I am going from zero to nothing
I have been waiting for the day when I could sort it out
But nothing ever changes
I'm wasting my own life
And becoming what I have sworn to never be

Who /Coffee/ here?

youtube.com/watch?v=vDF4RG2am8k

goodmorning lads and gals

Knock it off and go outside, meet new people, assmaul a Club America customer,go to the local library

>morning
11:56 pm over here la

youtube.com/watch?v=rtChPB6NjJY

One of these days maybe

any more weather-channel jazz fusion like this?

youtube.com/watch?v=AyqTPqVRoBk

Bring it in compatriots, group hug!
And educated Mexicans are honorary compatriots, I judge by the fact that you're here and speak English. But enough of compatriot, /cum/patriot :DD
(Chicanos and angry leafs excluded)

love you too honey
haha timezones are a wonderous thing

youtube.com/watch?v=hXYDvsQU1Mc

Goodnight /cum/

gayposting should be a bannable offense desu

Chicanos > mexicagados

CHI

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>sucks SD's dick every time he comes by

AAAAAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJGKDBSOSBFOWBFLDNCJSLWJSOQJAJAJAJAKFKSJFLANSJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!!!!!!

it's only 10:16 pm mate

We can't speak English AND we're autistic, desu