/brit/

really makes you think...

watching a docu about icelandic volcanos

snap

Don't really fit in on brit.

snap

>janny
>awake

eating papa john's

Snap

Orthodox christians >>>> pseudo christian pirates

eating papa's john

Cred Forums is full of Redditors at this point mate
And it's all their fault because they created /r/The_Donald, Gamergate and shitposted on Twitter as the 'Alt-Right' to "redpill the normies"

do not appropriate british gimmicks in such a false manner again, leaf

Snap

Haha is this alluding to the American election xD

you don't snap for british flags you fucking leaf

Girls on tinder using the snapchat dog filter: is it a red flag?

he'll get tired lads

why do colombians refused to have peace?

peace sells, but who's buying?

yeh

getting really bored of this fucking wetback jumping on everyone else for doing something wrong but ignoring the fact that he lives in a literal cartel shithole

Pathetic dog happy with being called a yank haha can't get anymore sad than this

how am i a wetback?

they didn't vote against peace. They said no the the agreement and want it to be reviewed

lucky charms

get out RIGHT now

Crap

>why yes i idolise sir oswald mosley AND support brexit

America will be a burning pile of rubble in about 20 years.

Will Britain finally take its rightful place as leader of the western world again?

GET
OUT

Are you retarded?

Ezra Pound died over 40 years ago

what's having a drinking problem like?

Are you retarded?

Say it again, bitch

>Will Britain finally take its rightful place as leader of the western world again?
plz no

we never stopped being the leader of the western world m8

we just let you be the spokesperson for us

A Europe united under fascism not progressive mass immigration kikes you spastic

Slap

Heterosexuals aren't real.

>This triggers the Brit

uh oh Trudeau got his slapping gloves on

its referred to as a relative majority here when concerning politics

Dab

literal retard

the point of brexit is to restore sovereignty, the fact we don't have to deal with eu immigration laws is an added plus

brexit is inherently contradictory to the idea of europe a nation

literally hated scottish people and talked shit about them my whole life because every one of them ive met has been a dickbag, hated the english for no reason. met a cute scottish girl a month ago and shes actually really cool and we have the same sense of humour and like all the same shit. now shes my gf, and im starting to like the accent and everything. i still secretly think most of the rest of you are cunts though, just so you know.

I have no time for breeders

>ack user coom oava eara an sneef me wee fanny lark
ah yes very endearing

show poo hole

The English aren't real.

>look at /brit/ for the first time in 12 hours
>same runt still going on about how "Cred Forums is reddit"

ah yes

Off to class then

get the FUCK out

*starts up the leaf blower*

the gfs boobs are almost EXACTLY like this but a bit smaller

desu Mosley would most definitely abandon his Europe a Nation idea if he saw the EU today

Owen pls go

snap

Scramp

Sounds p awful desu

Wouldn't date a girl without a D-cup 2bh

*touches your bulge*
ah yes, very impressive.

i am really quite jealous, i'll have you know

suppose it is the hour i should be crying myself out of consciousness, peace /brit/

snap scrap crap chat

Slap

My Ford Fiesta is an Automatic

don't actually care about boobs that much tbqhwy

much more into arses of which the previously mentioned gf has a cracking one

Doing a walkage

'moff sleep

Lap

NORMIES GET OUT OF MY THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

put some socks on you fucking reprobate

H O R M O N E S

>ass
#runtlyfe

twitter.com/PeaceBeNow/status/782303335416299520
Hmm

all me

>boobs

Virgin life. You'll get bored of those much quicker than her arse.

>t. guy who dated girl with nearly perfect chebs

Howling

Does Cred Forums really not believe the holocaust happen? I always thought they were memeing, but it seems like they are serious

i've noticed girls with big asses tend to be more friendly than girls with big tits. is this true?

...

Hey fuckface

that's not a dog

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>You'll get bored
I never have

watching the ol twilight zone

what kind of virgin posts cats like lmao

cats are for faggots

cat people are always soft cunts

aren't they called vauxhalls in bongland

>he doesn't like both cats and dogs

ah yes the runt

two different things lad

>that wimpy throw
>catfags

pic related, my Dog

What do you think of this bike?

I'm thinking of getting one as my next bike since they're only going up in price

1700cc

why are dogfags so autistic?
owning a dog doesn't make you a real man

>I like cats and dogs
>I like chocolate and vanilla
>I hate these crazy liberals but I hate Cred Forums nazis too and want it banned.

t. softserve cunt

>owning a dog doesn't make you a real man

i thought this was Cred Forums not /an/

its nice but I prefer classic bikes like an old Triumph
I'm looking at picking one up when I move to Asia. or a moped due to cost reasons and since you can ride them on the sidewalk there.

Because they are insecure and a dog is the only thing over which they have "dominance" over and listens to them.

storms a brewing

>implying it doesn't

youtube.com/watch?v=VfO8HML8-kc
thoughts on this?

imagine being this runty
get some pussy kid

A Triumph would last one day in Asia before being stolen

>I like cats and dogs
>I like chocolate and vanilla
>I hate these crazy liberals but I hate Cred Forums nazis
all 100% correct opinions desu

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DORKS

Smeghead

Dickhead

heard y'all were talkin shit

that's the way your mom and sister like it you wimp

Slag

canadian

Yank (nice quads)

checked

very nice

the gf

Wish we voted to stay in the EU

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I'd force my hose down her throat if you know what I mean

>Hi there, fun fact: Science has proven dogs are more intelligent than cats, by a long shot. Not only are their brains bigger, they can figure out things that cats can't. They have also done some studies to see a dogs stress levels when the human owner is not around, as it turns out, dogs do get stressed when your away & do feel love & happiness for their owners. They also act as guards for the family & property and have been known to fetch help or alert neighbours during an emergency. What the f*** does a cat do?

Are all cat-haters this retarded?
SCIENCE has PROVEN
dinosaurs brains are bigger therefore ======= SMARTER!!!
>dogs do get stressed when your away
Ah yes, desirable quality.

why

lads how easy do you think it would be to catfish some pakis and get them to send me money?

why do you care lad

scots have already made it so we can't leave anyway the shits

>opera starts
>settings
>chrome:/bar/settings/
Dropped.

change is scary

Feel bad I neglect and abuse my dog so much.

tell them you're a teenage white american virgin with rich parents

Might not even have to fake a gender

I like the ability to live and work anywhere in the EU

Gender is a social construct.

i could easily get hundreds of pics of the same girl lewds and all off Cred Forums archives

i just dont know where to begin

>dogs do get stressed when your away
so does my cat it's quite annoying but slightly endearing

I'm sure some of them agree with you

gender is unproven bunk

Stop. That's not moral.

>tfw too smart for cats

you would almost certainly be able to do that if we left the eu too

She got a donk
She got a donk
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g
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a

d
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k

How do you really feel?

i'm pretty much a blend of machiavelli and the joker from the dark knight

you cannot even comprehend morality

If you have a British passport and you're a useful human being you can work just about anywhere in the world.

If you're an unskilled waste of space, what exactly do you think you'll be doing in EU countries for a living anyway?

w-who is this ?

cannot believe you runts are actually arguing over cats and dogs

btfo 3 beta nerds in another thread lads

*poses shirtless in the spear-man position*

yet here you are living and working in britain LOL!

you remind me of my m8 who talks about how great life is in the city and then proceeds to spend all his free time alone playing video games

got intj in my mbti test lads

Steve was still cooler than u 2bh

not listening

Steve would've listened 2bh

listening

Steve wiouldn't have had to tell me who he was 2bh

Everybody knows Steve

>i'm pretty much a blend of machiavelli and the joker from the dark knight
>you cannot even comprehend morality

Reminder to not reply to heathens

God Willing

rasheed

>10 year old kids may not have known Steve while he was alive
Those preteens are one bullshit remark away from getting smacked tf up 2bh

*rings up janny*
*hangs up when he answers*

at least 5 times every day

despise cats. vile creatures that wouldnt give a shit if their owners died

if you own a dog it's because you have no friends and are probably a virgin

Shut up, Jewish national religion heathen-heretic.

my dog would avenge my death if I promised him beef jerky

I hate this smug paki

youtube.com/watch?v=YL_o6Mx3Fmg

Dogs are better m8s than most Aussies 2bh

they know when to shut the fuck up

*growls at you*

>cats don't love you
love this meme

Tryna walk these dogs but I'm a dogg myself

despise americans. vile creatures that wouldnt give a shit if their owners died

behold the dogfag
autist can't deal with real people so he needs an obedient slave to pretend it loves him

despise brits. vile creatures that died and didn't give a shit

I love going to IKEA on acid and never buying anything but lunch at the end of my tour

Yanks?
No thanks haha.

reminder that cockeny is the only good accent in the isles
everyone else is obnoxious af

>ausfailia

>Martin Shekelstien wants to buyt Cred Forums
>Notch wants to buy Cred Forums

>Hiro doesn't want to sell

:[

Americans are actually really nice in person. Much nicer than Brits.

@65698180
you'll need to do better than that if you want this (You) la

Really makes your penis think.

good. neither are fit for the job

>>Hiro doesn't want to sell

Good, they're both utter wastemen who would fuck up the site for their own gain

>Martin Shekelstien wants to buyt Cred Forums

[PANIC]

>potato yank sucking real yank cock
wow very surprising desu

Good bulge that

Hiro is significantly worse than any of them honestly

he wants to gut the site and fill it with malicious ads so he can make a profit.

paddies look after their own

funny how the irish have this reverse "muh heritage" thing going on with the yanks innit

SNAP

Business idea: forced repatriation of irish posters, and the deportation of all yanks,
to /eire/

Not really no, I base my opinion on Americans of my interactions with them and having travelled there.

Funny how you base your opinions probably on some innate inferiority complex to Americans (which is understandable really) and some bollix "Anglo" meme.

now our trotskyists are slowly supporting Donald trump, i am worried guys

there are more Irish in America than there are in Ireland

Brilliant post

Wtf

>malicious ads
not if he wants to make money. i'll fucking adblock that shit

pretty sure he's met more yanks than you m8

guys!!!!

despise canadians

despise yanks

no you don't

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they are supporting trump ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help help

Pretty irrelevant you dimwit.

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Up the CSUK

morning lads

take it to /brit/, no one here gives a fuck

my electrolyte levels are DANGEROUSLY low

hahahahahahahahahahaha

it's funny because we're in /brit/!!!!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

god i love american HUMOR!!!!!

its only midnight and a half though

haha baited

morning did you sleep well

WEIZSÄCKER: I think it's dreadful of the Americans to have done it. I think it is madness on
their part.
HEISENBERG: One can't say that. One could equally well say "That's the quickest way of
ending the war.”
HAHN: That's what consoles me.

what if Cred Forums shuts down are we all gonna go to britfags?

I'll just spend my days lying on the couch and staring at the ceiling

It's full of Labour voters and the admin is a cunt that bans you for no reason

/brit/ on 8

if Cred Forums is shut down forever, then i could improve my life, and i bet you guys will all be able to get gf's

WEIZSÄCKER: If we had started this business soon enough we could have got somewhere.
If they were able to complete it in the summer of 1945, we might have had the luck to
complete it in the winter 1944/45.
WIRTZ: The result would have been that we would have obliterated LONDON but would still
not have conquered the world, and then they would have dropped them on us.
WEIZSÄCKER: I don't think we ought to make excuses now because we did not succeed,
but we must admit that we didn't want to succeed. If we had put the same energy into it as
the Americans and had wanted it as they did, it is quite certain that we would not have
succeeded as they would have smashed up the factories.

It won't shut down. You just need to find better things to do with your time if you are here all day.

Don't think many people want to call the alt-rightist headquarters home m8

I said 8, not reddit

I'LL DRINK YOUR BLOOD!

But 8 is full of underage alt right edgelords from reddit

WEIZSÄCKER: I hope so. STALIN certainly has not got it yet. If the Americans and the British were good Imperialists they would attack STALIN with the thing tomorrow, but they won't do that, they will use it as a political weapon. Of course that is good, but the result will be a peace which will last until the Russians have it, and then there is bound to be war.

>tfw to handsome to post in /brit/

And when Cred Forums is gone it'll be full of 4channer oldfags too

news.com.au/technology/online/social/Cred Forums-could-soon-be-shutdown-as-the-internets-most-notorious-community-goes-broke/news-story/17786695919e39682a2de307b152cfb2

hahahaha hmmm

will they let you piss and moan about pakis all day?

>Cred Forums Is On Death's Door & That's A Win For Feminism

Thank God, when my last connection to the outside world (you guys) is gone, I can finally kill myself and be free.

for the best 2bqh

but I'll miss you guys :(

I guess I'll just have to return to Reddit then.

there'll be ways to identify other 'channers is public

certain badges and handshakes and phrases like the narwhale bacons at midnight

will download and get good at dwarf fortress once the ol' chon is kaput

good, you twats ruined this place anyway

perhaps gold stars?

I will lay you out

why do people think that being best friends with a woman will somehow get them into their pants

would fucking deck you irl mate

Or just go to an another board

Will we all celebrate Easter?

Desperation and refusal to give up, bolstered by the few times it does for others.

it worked for me tbf

I HATE white people. hate them!

same tbqh

it worked for me when i was 16 desu. Doesnt work once you're in uni or past uni though

>gf's
what did he mean by this?

slags

hate white people

i love white people

wtf? I hate Mexico now, hate it!

Bit of the ol gf for the boys haha

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Trump wants to stop involvement in the Middle East though.

wtf? I hate America now!

>Brexit was bad they said

seems to me that it has only hurt "other" nations

guess that's why remaniacs are shilling the 'guilt' line so hard
>those poor sweet innocent German bankers

trump dared to say shit against based houthis and has praised kurdish scumbags

>believing economic forecasts either way
mate

brexit was bad though

Wish I could hold hands with more boys.

>When you're on the right side of history.

*does ask out girls*
*wonders why i cant get a gf*
hmm

>bad
Europe shouldn't exist.

>You're

By the looks of your flag, you live in a 3rd world shithole country. Dont think you're on the right side of anything.

Maybe pro-nonce society

I love how all the pro-remain trotskyists on Reddit turned against the working class calling them stupid racist chavs because Brexit won hahahahahaha

>>When you're on the right side of history.

White "people"? Nah, not a fan.

Ah yes, the bitter yank, I'll definitely be engaging with that.

He's right though tbf.

women have always been the primary victims of war

-Hillary Clinton

How so?

if she wins, the bitch will force cunts to enlist in the army if a war happens

Starting the day with a nice relaxing smoke of crack

tell ya what that stuff is really moreish

it has no impact on you either

>tfw to smart for Yanks

deleted. there is no reason to bully thailad when he is actually just a nice guy

no reason to bully anyone on here. need to treat people better from now on

Really fires up the old noggin

wish new york would just blow up

I've got the NSA on the line

For the record the future of my country has a huge impact on my life and future. I want the best for it.

Also I need a new passport :/

@65699306
fuck off traitor

>Also I need a new passport :/

You going back to Pakistan m8 hahahaha

Just here

Eating eggs on toast, heading to the construction site soon

Might even get talking to you bellends later on WAHEYYY

>eating eggs on toast

wahey me too la
with cheeky bit of avocado

Too much mucus in my throat can't eat

Really grim that

Had the strangest dream last night

*proceeds to explain the dream at length, doing an extremely poor job of making it clear or interesting*

*expects you to care and respond enthusiastically*

hey lads make sure you report any and all rule violations haha

I don't care for what shite queer dream you had you gutternsipe, I hope you die in your sleep

*fuckin' decks you*

>This board is for the discussion of foreign culture and language. Please be respectful.
>All politics and current events belong on Cred Forums.
I want to see the unwritten rules.

>Cupboard love is real love
Howling @ you. Your cat has you in the palm of his paw

*sticks chin directly in front of your thump*
Is that all guttersnipe? You hit like a wee girl

Things are getting serious with the internet gf.

You were discussing politics just there so on your way guttersnipe

the lad below me is a bit of a bellend

poo

mum says all men should be castrated

call the janitor, idgaf

desu culture and politics overlap about 80%

This should be more revered on /brit/ imo

making a complaint

Anyone had their hair cut at one of those chain hairdressers that they have in shopping centres and places like that?

Really in need of a trim and have been putting it off as my old hairdresser of several years has turned to shit.

LONDON

ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ᵒᶠᶠ ʸᵃnᵏˢ

imagine getting paid stupid fucking money by the cia or mi5 to browse Cred Forums all day

test

equivalent of the cia would be mi6 lad

wouldn't expect a stupid fucking dumb uneducated dropped-on-the-head-at-birth yank pleb to know that though

NEW

I have watched 10,000 videos on pornhub now

fdher

alri lads