/cum/ Canada-US-Mexico

good general buds, really stimulating the ol' grey-matter

This guy knows whats up

Bohemian Fagsody

nah he stays here

and i was wondering what the eggs smell like haha

One of the premier musical works of our time and like it or not it will be remembered for ages like Vivaldi's Spring

important update: overwatch is still terrible

Friendly reminder

thanks bud, didnt have this saved on my toaster

hartmann is still the best

don't be mean

Greetings from /balt/

take your ass back to red dit with that shit

fuck off we're full

how do I go around asking where to donwload music on Cred Forums?
I've been listenin to a japanese band but cant find their music anywhere, besides some videos on yt

Guys where can I go where I can talk to some one who will at least pretend to care about me?

slseek or the archive. Sometimes sharethreads will drop it for you if you share something yourself

>rating just keeps dipping and dipping because I'm awful
>lose 2x as much rating for a loss as you gain for winning

I don't know why I'm doing this to myself

I put honey on my waffles instead of syrup

I feel like I've made a mistake

Meet a fag from here.

what band?
I might be able to help

>playing video games for rankings instead of just for the gameplay.

I bet you like CSGO/DOTA too, huh.

check torrent sites, there's also soulseek and Cred Forums themed blogs if your decent at searching hard enough

desu some bands like midori are just too damn hard to find online

>playing video games for fun

Again, like it or not, no matter how many buzzwords you toss out there it won't change its immense critical acclaim and enduring popularity.

>playing comp
>caring about your rating
i bet you check masteroverwatch too loser

So suicide huh?

LUVRAW & BTB
youtube.com/watch?v=VLJ1CLdpuy0

Hey bro, thanks for shitting on that dude too.

competition is fun
competitive modes usually bring more serious, competition-minded players than normals

did you want a specific album?
I found hotel pacifica and yokohama city breeze

>Again, like it or not, no matter how many buzzwords you toss out there it won't change its immense critical acclaim and enduring popularity.
You're just making my point
fuck off with your shit taste

anytime lad
tryhard whining is cancer

where do i find a gf if i'm neet?

mailorderbrides.com

Hobby places.

Competitive can be more fun that normal matches

If your don't like it don't play it

OMG really?
both albums, all their music

I'm sorry you're so hopelessly contrarian that you can't appreciate a work that is literally legendary

Reminder that if you prefer girls to be sexy over cute you are a literal cuck. Girls that dress sexy will cuck you. They do so to attract male attention. Girls who dress cute do so because they like the cute aesthetic themselves.

>tryhard whining is cancer
I can see why you're here

what the fuck is this shit oh my god i hate mexico

what if you find cute girls sexy

Hey senpai, it's all good if you want a more competitive experience, but crying about sucking or a punishing ranking system because you suck only drive out the fact that you're a nerd.

>can be more fun that normal matches
>that's why I complain about it all the time

this is incorrect

its a pan pacifica kind of thing, you wouldt know

This user knows what's up

When did I complain?

good question

Nigga I ain't putting in the effort to scroll up.

>Judging women based on fashion

Pretty gay desu

That's ideal, you probably won't get cucked if that's the case.

Well there is no need because I didn't complain you nerd

Guess why I only like cute girls.

This place has really fucked up my attention span. I honestly can't do anything for more than a minute without wanting to shitpost about something.

I need help.

Ohia dont leave me hanging, I need that music

koat.com/news/surveillance-video-shows-suspects-stealing-an-atm/41942432

sleep tight banker

Nice digits, my dude.

Ohio*, pls

okay now I'm really sleeping

btw overwatch is fun

mega.nz/#!idF1VSYS!r1j0LrzryEozOCCTH1nt7bqrtLVkd7kY8wxMTPLI46E

Who battlerite here?

did they ever release the secret meme character

Which anime genre is your favorite?

so normies formed a 600-strong crowd at my college to hunt those creepy clowns that have been popping up

sleep snug

youtube.com/watch?v=4YszOEYu_yA

>climb into a car in Little Havana
>this is playing
nostalgia

thnks m8, how did you find it?

Reminder that using your memeclover when replying to someone increases the value of the (You).

jpopsuki

>was gonna buy one
>realized some moneybags is going to buy out Cred Forums and save it
>still have my 15 bucks
enjoy having hiro sell your info when he leaves

Who here /buy local/?
You DO support your local economies, don't you?

Only if I can buy friendship

I buy local weed, yeah

What are you listening to buds?

youtube.com/watch?v=s_8KR-n2fBQ

>Tfw sore wrist from excessive masturbation
I really should take a break

Hawaiian reggae, north shoreeeee \,,,/
youtube.com/watch?v=oEmn9XXgZss

youtube.com/watch?v=nmg6tbVf5AU

youtube.com/watch?v=0lVWmGj1XPE

yuri/mecha

...

youtube.com/watch?v=KabP4pavUzk

How do you feel about Regalia?

it's like a cross between folk punk and baroque pop ( youtube.com/watch?v=dsHvwvgp3w4 )

I like it

m.youtube.com/watch?v=z66_AKHYaAA

Did you make it all the way to the end of Kannazuki no Miko?

never heard of it

Eden Radio. It's actually bretty good most of the time

I like supernatural, slice of life, and action. My top 3 anime of all time is:
1. Space Dandy
2. Watamote
3. Jojo

i always listen to Modest Mouse when I'm feeling really down

never heard of that either

but the dual genre intrigues me

Blackbird Raum is guut, try O'Death if you like them, they're more Death/Alt Country then they are folk-punk but still good
youtube.com/watch?v=HRaiPCFTw-0

Went for a late night stroll buds.
it is nice and cool out. feels like autumn should, a pleasant season but I've not shown enough appreciation for it. I think I may like it more than winter now, though I can't deny winter is maximum comfy.
Pumpkin patches, pumpkin-flavored everything, Halloween, Thanks Giving, the falling leaves and cool air. all evoke a good feeling.

>can start watching old Tree House of Horror episodes now that it's October and Halloween's coming up

>pumpkin flavored everything
the worst part about fall, pumpkin is disgusting except in pie. My grocery store has pumpkin everything i feel so uncomfortable

>tfw rewatching "Its the great pumpkin charlie brown"

lmao whaaat the fuck south dakota's flag looks like somalia's

>oregon
You share the same pattern as like 25 other states
>blue
>seal
>dats it mane
All you do is change the damn blue

This is new. Thanks, I'll look into them for sure

Fall is my favorite season

I don't have one specific genre I like. I'm a fan of interesting visual direction and writing, and good comedy which is hard to find. So long as it has that I'm open to any genre. I would say Action/Adventure are the most fun to watch, but that genre combo is also so full of garbage that I'd rather not.
It can be an action comedy or a SOL school drama, if it's done well I'll enjoy it

>always hear how bad the ending is
>finally finished it
wtf, i want my 24 hours i spent watching this series back

kon 2 is the next thing on my backlist so hopefully that can fill my disappointment

hahahaha whaaaat the fuck lmao tell me that is a houston flag and not a somali flag ROFL

I JAVE A VOBRATOR STUCK IN MY ASS AN I WOJT TAKE IT OUT UNTIL I GET A (YPU) PLEASE HELP0

worth it for Kuroneko

u gotta be shitting me oregono looks like somalia too fuuc

I used to be super into folk punk, bands you may like if you want more: Andrew Jackson Jihad, The Devil Makes Three, Those Poor Bastards, Elliott Brood, Mark Sinnis, all good stuff. Fuck pop country

>commie free

A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones,DRAMAensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question theNATUREofLOVE.

ayase>saori>kanako>ruri>>>>>kirino>manami
so explain to me where i dont get it
>plans to get them together in her notebook
>gets upset and crys when her plan works

I've gone through most of those, thanks lad. I think I started listening to folk punk two or three years ago when I finally decided to take up Cred Forums's suggestion of AJJ
and yes fuck pop country
Difficult to find worthwhile country music these days. Bluegrass has stayed true though

Test

Wanna start a band? I play Banjolele and drums

>pumpkin is disgusting except in pie
that's just your inferior opinion pal
it's great. cool, but not cold. I especially like pumpkins and the falling leaves.
youtube.com/watch?v=aNdtn-rlJ7g

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HETEROS GET OUT

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I thought it was made pretty clear that over the course of manipulating Kyouske & Kirino through her relationship with Kyouske, she actually fell in love with the guy but sacrificed that happiness so that her two best friends could be with each other, whom they truly love.
Of course she'd be upset about that

Sure
I jam on the harmonica occasionally. It could work

Drums and harmonica are all we need to play on the corner of a street

what did they mean by this?

i would expect better planning from a dark princess 7th grader

>just bought a ticket to see Anno's Gojira in a week

cant fucking wait

even this shithole city will have a screening

a. she was in 9th grade
b. 9th graders are dumb, especially when it comes to their emotions & relationships

ur a dum

i hate u canada

feet are the best

night night

rude

i know i just said good night but wtf is this drag and select captcha shit
pretty sure hiro is purposely making the captcha harder now to get more passes

Ive had that happen to me twice

first it doesnt recognize where you tried to start from, then it doesnt even let you drag the corners because its a piece of shit

>tfw just bought a pass before this type of captcha emerged

That option still works? I thought it was dumped

[average reply]

Water filter man is cohosting a stream of Assange's leak

I want a chicken tender Publix sub so much right now.

[average american replies]

Wait, just let me put on my post enhancer.

I'M A PRETENDER AT THE GAME OF LOVE

NEED SOMEBODY HELP ME SHATTER MY HEART

please do moneyposter

Where will you go once this place is gone?

420chan or hell after i fucking kill myself

probably cripplechan. Id imagine thats where everyone will go first before reddit

This was one of the invalid votes in the Hungarian referendum, do you agree? I wish we could pull pranks in our voting system

>tfw you will never vote for FAZE #quickscopepro

well he filled out both bubbles, of course its invalid

They did it on purpose, there's a political party in Hungary called "The Hungarian Two-Headed Dog Party" and they're just4bantz

I was asking if you agree West coast rap > east coast trash

So what is all this scuttlebutt about Cred Forums going away?

shit off, roman

Wu Tang, Nas & A Tribe Called Quest

Tupac + NWA

gotta go with East coast

Hiro somehow put us in a financial crisis.

Notch and Martin Shkreli have offered to become shareholders. Not even kidding.

I think they are only in for dat data, or to destroy this board. There's no other reason for them to be interested in this site.

All those guys suck brodie I'm talking about real rap

What is dat data?

kys, my man

without those groups, Rap wouldnt exist as it is today

everything, IPs and what ever.

boi, 90s rap was not that great, and old headasses thinking Nas was the pinnacle of hip-hop are cancer

oh that would suck

what if its all a jape to get our money

>Assange's lackeys shilling for Dropbox and patting themselves on the back for 10 years of leaks

>he doesn't have a clover

>Well if I found god anywhere, it would be by the tracks
>Face down in a box car, forty in both hands
>And when I find god there, we'll just sit and roll some top
>Cause he'll be just as confused as anyone else on this rock

I want cancer for Christmas
I saw his new band Ramshackle Glory before, Pat the Bunny lives in my state according to wikipedia

OH MY FUCK
>yfw this is Johnny Hobo now

it's 3:36 and i cant sleep

mexico, what's the california equivalent of ur cum

same w canada

>tfw I cant even go to bed because my roommates are watching a movie in the bedroom

wtf he looks like a real hipster fuck

>not being ashamed enough to put your picture up online outside of Cred Forums.

He's retired now and is no longer an anarchist or a punk so I guess he's gotta be a bitch. have you heard his brothers band: Michael Jordan Touchdown Pass?

>Canada
>There's no work here. No jobs, no people, no humans.

thighs > hips > tummy = ass = breasts

face > personality > boobies > ass > waist = thighs >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>feet

thighs x hips x ass >>>>>>> anything
You need all 3 or else it's weird, I've seen girls with big hips and flat asses with weird thighs

>Muricans will defend this

Get the fuck out then, you aren't really helping waiting in your house for welfare.

>imgur

well fuck, guess all decent high-school things must come to an end.

wish johnny hobo's anarchist spree lasted a bit longer, rip in peace.

Good night fags
Stay safe...and remember:

good night for real i am avin a laff

Fucking Assange.

kek'd

Hey guys Julian Assange here, thanks for listening to my advertisements. I know you were hoping for some leaks but I made a deal with Hillary to free me from this shitty embassy.

Don't forget to buy my books, Cypherpunks and Julian Assange: The Unauthorised Autobiography, now 40% off.

who here /woke/

I think I just had a bad trip on weed somehow

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Do you ever do things unironically?

He did nothing wrong. The only thing they announced was their conference about how it'sbeen 10 years since they formed.

Then Alex Jones and others advertised that Assange was going to leak huge information during it so he could advertise water filters and probiotics.

Assange said they'd be releasing everything concerning the US elections in the coming weeks before the vote.

Does it concern americans that an outside agency like wikileaks is trying to manipulate/mess with your election?

I can't stop masturbating to trap porn

Can't

We just

Drone this guy?

slowpoke.jpg

c-c-combo breaker!

subscribed

yeah maybe abusing more drugs will make me happier you deluded retard

i want to kill myself

my life should be so fucking good right now given I'm excelling academically, financially comfortable, socializing regularly, and have a healthy and stable family life. only problem is my mental retardation and ravaged brain chemistry that make those things almost meaningless
bet your ass I'm going to kill myself before long. this burden's not worth bearing, it never will be. see you on the other side then

k

it's a burden you've been burying in spite of all your prayers as the light turns off inside your heart do you remember WHAT IT'S LIKE TO CARE KNEES ARE WEAK HANDS ARE SHAKING I CAN'T BREATHE SO GIVE ME THE DRUG KEEP ME ALIVE GIVE ME WHAT'S LEFT OF MY LIFE DON'T LET ME GO PULL THIS PLUG LET ME BREATHE ON MY OWN I'M FINALLY FREE

WAKE ME UP

notch is buying Cred Forums

Who else /nofap/ here? Going cold turkey is hard.

>/nofap/
Why

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>nisimura

What did he mean by this?

his gf wont let him

I don't understand, why didn't the robbers record a rape video with Kardashian when they had the chance? They had her tied up and everything. How could you resist raping her when you have that body in front of you?

t. Sven-Ali "Wherever I go I must also rape" Al-Stockholmi

It's not a matter of if, so when do you think the U.S. will burn? We're overdue, and from what I can tell so far, I'd say sooner than most would expect.

Maybe they had standards.

So they like tipped their fedora to her before making off with the loot? Is this some oceans eleven shit?

wtf

Looks like she crossed your border easily

So it seems like all physical patterns are fractal

as in the atom is composed of orbiting particles, the solar system is composed of orbiting planets, the galaxy is composed of orbiting solar systems, the universe is composed of "orbiting galaxies" (although we hardly understand the makeup of the universe)

is the universe part of a greater formation of universes orbiting a singular point?

are there subatomic worlds

>I don't know what fractal means

Maybe they didn't want their dicks to rot off

Kids are cruel Jack
And I'm very in touch with my inner child

Where's the fun if no one takes risks or if someone's property doesn't get trashed.

We are sleeping on a volcano... its ashes dance on clouded waves.
A wind of revolution blows--- guiding ships who've gone astray.
The storm is on the horizon— while this desperate sun is rising.
How can the wicked smile while their eyes are burning?
It doesn't disappear because they've turned away.

Morning, buds.

cute baby

BUYING GF

...

Good morning!

ohayo gozaimasu, what are you kids up to this afternoon?

Ich bin das Feuer.

not going to class.

Comics>Manga

It also has way better waifus

I am going to run for president once I hit 35 on a populist platform, but if I win I'm going to turn Pol Pot. We need a good genocide of pretty much everyone to turn things around in this country.

>Implying you wouldn't just be assassinated by one of your own

>tfw you have a giantess fetish and vore fetish
I fap to this bitch every other day

I have a tear in my frenulum. fun times.

...

playing league of legends
it's terrible as always

No one would dare assassinate me. I am going to make feet the state paraphilia. Every boy 6-18 has to worship teacher's feet for 10 mins every day.

Guys, I need help.
Is this sentence completely correct AND not stupid in English/American English?

"In this photo, he is speaking to Italian people about war against France and UK"

Is there a way to make it sound less "foreign" and more naturally English?

based.

Just say "the UK" and it will be cool. Maybe "the war" too.

>In this photo, he is speaking to Italian people about war against France and UK
I assume this is about Mussolini, so you might wanna put "the" between to and Italian

what about "declaring war to [...]"?

Post photo.

declaring war against X

>tfw no gf

lol

thx

So "Mussolini is speaking to the Italian people about declaring (the) war against France and (the) UK" is a correct and understandable sentence, is it?

Does that mean circumcision??

Be careful of your tenses.

Also the first "the" is omitted put that way.

>Mussolini is speaking to the Italian people about declaring war against France and (the) UK

Is it correct, now?

It means you can take the baby in yours arms, skin to skin contact.

Okay mexico heres a deal
All white spaniards in mexico get US citizenship and you take back all the chis and shitskin ones

yes
perfect
put a dot between U and K

I love you Canada and Mexico!

>hirohito actually went and made a board exclusively for good goys

Literally what is wrong with this

Love you.

Also, 12th of October I will be in Nebraska.
Is the presidential campaign still going in October? Will I be spammed with advertisers of Trump and/or Clinton throughout the ENTIRE trip?

(From 12 to 30th of October)

Elections not until November. October is IRL shitposting and shilling month

You have no chance, unless you have what it takes— to take it upon yourself to raise the stakes.

Rome, Persia, Spain, and Greece were destroyed, they ultimately lacked what America convoyed.

An embodiment of customs cultivated by time,
in spite of breadcrumb trails, crisp in its prime.

Everlasting but ever changing, not built to last, not flesh and bone—
it hums and stirs a deafening drone–
so loud we bow before gilded thrones.
But who would've ever known?
The crowns do not fare to tell us, and the madmen fail to sell us.

Reap rebates sown with care, poles apart when you dare.
Like a snake eating its tail, sustained by blissful miseries in hell.

Don't clout the crochet in your chest, and others may believe whatever you profess. Make no mistake, we only bear the burden of repeating. Forever and ever.
youtube.com/watch?v=dVbCCs5z69E

pretty sure he is purposely trying to make people upset and leave to make the servers cost less

Ok so I am going to take Southwest from Flint to Shitcago then there are some pretty good deals out of there to Asia.

I honestly would love to take Amtrak but for another $25 I'll just fly.

If I took the train:
>have to walk 3 city blocks to get from Union Station to the L stop
>only directions are small plastic cardboard signs zip tied to light poles
>street filled with trash and no shops
>Closest L stop is like 200 yrs old and doesn't even seem to have an escalator or elevator
>train ride once in Chicago takes an hour and a half and makes 20 stops
>doesn't even stop close to the airport anyway
>have to walk another 15 mins through parking garages (unmarked directions) and then take an airport tram to actually get to the terminal
Was thinking about taking a cab but that would be $30-40 alone on top of the already discounted Amtrak ticket. I want to take the train but Chicago's local infrastructure is just so fucking wonky

Why would you go to Nebraska?

Poetry.

I have relatives up there.

I have 310 dollars. Is NEBRASKA an expensive state to live in or...?

no, the cost of living is generally low there

>tfw no American bf from a flyover state to bully

Sho yourself baby.

Do any of you guys live outside major cities(near smaller, less known cities, or in the country)? What's it like?

>Will I be spammed with advertisers of Trump and/or Clinton
if you stay in Nebraska, no cause it is generally a red state.

comfy

much more laid back

also boring

>the Chinese flag was raised over Vancouver city hall
this really isn't funny anymore canada. please stop this at anytime.

I live in coastal Florida and it's kind of like that. People here seem like they're a lot different than back in Atlanta. In my old high school doing drugs was seen as trashy or low class, whereas here it's pretty normal among teenagers.

I live in a college town of about 60k. It's nice, but after walking a few blocks the fun ends and the suburbs begin. Sometimes I wish I was in a city, but being near so many people makes me angry

This Indian qt went missing in the woods up in the UP a couple days ago.

Comfy. Quiet. White

lmao

I'm going to be passing through that shithole on my way to Victoria at the end of the month. Can't wait to see how true the memes are

Here in my town it seems like people put much less effort into their appearance. I thought my clothes were pretty mediocre when I lived in ATL but here they stick out.

Should I go see a guy that I used to go to school with who went to prison for life?

>Putting effort into their appearance

lmao coming from a small town this is hilarious. I just throw on shitty jeans and a camo Cabelas hoodie and I'm still better dressed than most people

No
He's in prison for life for a reason

>A 2013 study by Dan Hiebert of the University of British Columbia predicted that by 2031 the Chinese population of Vancouver would be 809,000
r-rip housing market. I imagine they'll get sick of paying millions for 1 story ranch houses and spread out to the rest of the country.

It's pretty funny hearing cityfags complain about housing prices. When you live in a Jew Center you are going to get Jew'd

Just move to a smaller town and houses are super affordable.

This guy cut my hair before. He got sent to prison for touching this girl's boobs when he was working on her a couple of years ago.

>less known cities
Comfy, many more options for outdoor recreation, like hiking, fishing, local festivals, fairs, and celebrations and shit. Also you can get just about anything shipped to you via the internet.

/vip/ does kinda remind me of old Cred Forums a little.

cause I've got friends, in loooooowwww places

LOL

*post something amussing everyoe else has posted before to see if it becomes a meme thanks to me*

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1475554266826.webm

what ad blockers do you lads use?

it filters out all the kids, neets and /r9k/ shitposters

plus

Birds have had to evolve a sense of balance far beyond our own because they don't have arms to catch them if they fall.

>/vip/
I think I'm genuinely done with this shit lads
I had hope but that's over now. Time to look for something else to bring me joy

ublock origin

ublock
adblock plus may as well be malware at this point

/vip/ is only a temp board that is going to end up getting deleted because no one uses it/ its a piece of shit.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1472321833978.webm

plus is what I have been using, been meaning to make a switch for awhile now but was not sure what was good or not. I will give uBlock a try, thanks guys

/vip/ will be dead within a month. in fact Cred Forums will be dead within a month.

Need gf pls help. I've been outside for 3 months but haven't talked to any grills outside of work

I know it's a little sacrilege to talk about on Cred Forums, but what are the biggest alternative imageboards right now?

Facebook, imgur, 9gag, 4gifs, infowars

Girls go into heat when the pick up on the wealthy radiance of /vip/osters.

------------>>> /soc/

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what if martin shkreli buys Cred Forums?

5000% mark up on pass prices and it now costs 20 bucks to post 5 times a week, and once with a picture.

Even better

site goes in the toilet, shkreli is guilty of fraud and a shit businessman who started an investing group at 16

I SMELL A JANNY

>Error: Thread specified does not exist

JANNY'd

Why does janny delete /cum/ threads?

>shit businessman
I don't like him either, but anyone who made money that fast (regardless of the method) is not exactly shit.

Most Americans will struggle to make $1M in their lifetime but he did that 100x over before the age of 30.

>5 posts early
>deleted

fuck off retard janny

new

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The faggot ain't half bad, I've actually spoken to him a few times both on a friendly and professional level before he retired from being CEO of Turing.