Be walking to work

>be walking to work
>see a 50 lev (25 €) bill on the ground
>fall on my knees thanking god and collect the money
>mfw i can now afford an extra strandjanka every day for two months

what can you buy for 25€ in your country of origin?

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What is 25E's in money?

25 euros is like $27 american dollars, I could get a half gram of wax for that, or a strong edible, or a really big pizza, or a really good grass-fed organic local steak

A prostitiute.

I'd spend it all on chocolate bars, about 50 of them :b

A t-shirt

What's strandjanka?

Google is your friend, Vladimir.

I was banned on Google, so would you kindly explain me this word?

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I bought breakfast for 15€ at a gas Station today.

Approximately 57 liters of gasoline.

3 cups of cofee

[Hungary]
7 menus in Mc donalds
3g of nice weed
22 liters of gas
a huge fucink dinner in some premium restaurant
7 box of cigarettes
2 bottles of Captain Morgan
35 cans of good beer (51 cans of shitty, 96 cans of the shittiest)
a cheap (gypsy) prostitute for 1-2 hours
a dayly income if you have an average salary

>what can you buy for 25€ in your country of origin?
25 cans of ES

A lot of croissants, about 26 of them, delicious.

Just about any meal at the pub and a beer.

Or about ten sausage rolls.

Or three pizzas.

2 litres of vodka

8 bottles of cheap vodka

I'll hand it to the police. Let them handle it.
Anyway,
25€ = RM115.33
Living alone, a grocery for 3 days to a week.

1 week of my life

2500 yen gets 5 futanari boat doujinshis

Thats mighty expensive. They're like €0.50 here.

A pizza with some garlic bread aside.

Futa is gayer than gay.

Most of a Raspberry Pi 3

Care to elaborate?

Talon

Not true you faggot
See

i remember when i lost 100€ bill once

10 chicken breasts (1.8kg)

Good gainz my man

for 500ml?
shitmunchers by rockstar for a quid a pop (500ml) but the paki shop does 6 250ml cans of es for 2 quid.
that's 1500ml of juice for the price of 1000ml, bargain innit.

Well ES is a Dutch brand so I guess that's why it's so cheap here.

it's a loaf of bread with minced meat on it.
people usually add liutenitsa and spice to it.

>shitmunchers for a quid a pop
what is that britbong trying to say?

Your choice of one of the following:
2 cases of beer
enough weed to smoke a fat joint every day for a month (at least)
16 packs of cigarettes
4 bottles of brandy/vodka
about 30 litres of petrol
2 dozen pies
4 large pizzas (depends where you buy though)
2 dozen 2 litre bottles of coke

1.8kg? Jesus, you can get 7-8kg here

Mămăligă for one month.

a bag of hard and a bag of brown with a couple of valleys for the comedown

Your life is worth precisely €0.00

Your life during a mugging?

a case of beer or 1 liter of the cheapest vodka you can find

enough food for 2 days

I think roughly $30CAD

A romanian hooker or food for 2 days

That's $27US
I usually spend about $10-$15 on dinner every day so yeah

Quarter of dank. BC bud m8.

>25€
I've spent 25€ right this morning: 20€ haircut and 5€ bar breakfast.

Two pizzas

I lost one too plowing your mother

>20€ fot a haircut
what the shit, why are eurozone countries so ridiculously expensive?
a few days ago i went on a trip to greece and 100km into greece everything was 2 to 4 times more expensive than in bulgaria

i bought a 5 euro halvae
5. euro.
in bulgaria you can feed a 3 man family for a day with 5 euro...

on the other hand that was one good ass halvae

I paid 29€ for my last haircut

although you can get a haircut for 10€ from a barbershop run by ar*bs or t*rks

I could go in a chinkshop and get my hair cut for 5€, but I'd rather spend more and get a skilled barber to do a proper job with healthy products and clean tools.

You could also buy some pretty high quality bleach and just start chugging bro 420 blaze it yolo

>what can you buy for 25€ in your country of origin?
70 cheap beers in supermarket or
23 good beers in a pub or
8 packs of cigs or
3 litres of rum or
4 g's of weed

pretty good ťbh

because we live in 1st world countries unlike you and we have enough money to wipe our asses with it

I could eat for a week with that money. Student tier food but still.

25€= that'll pay my phone bill or I could buy 7 6" subs at subway

>high price=1st world
no, it means inflation

> we have enough money to wipe our asses with it
then why euros can only afford to drive small girly cars?

>About a month of gym membership
>50 bus rides
>8.5 Big Mac's
>It sure is enough for one night out with friends (booz + club + taxi ride back home)

>you can get a haircut for 10€ from a barbershop run by ar*bs or t*rks

Where? Cheapest barbershop I've had in Finland was 15 euros, not even run by Arabs.

I can buy like 8 ducklings.

Fuck off Green Bastard

>then why euros can only afford to drive small girly cars?
It's not about afford, but about to want.
Also:
>girly cars
This naivity.

I'm pretty sure I saw the price on a flyer for some arab barbershop in Leppävaara. Might have even been 8€

are you serious?

>mfw £4.50 for a pint in central London
>spent £70 the other night on beer

25€ here is:
5 packs of cigarettes
50-80 Beers
2 good meals in a restaurant
6 Pizzas
25 litres of milk
A travel with a bus from Munich to Paris

300kr is what....
Its not a lot of money for take outs.
But its a lot of money for groceries.
Norways has a weird economy.

Its most likely going to be 10-15 Skolebrod/Baguettes/Kanelsnurr i a cafeteria.
Or 20-30 if bought at a supermarked
Or like 2 big delivery pizzas.
Or several kilos of pre grounded coffee.

Not much, maybe two kebab meals and a chicken burger

>mfw £4.50 for a pint in central London
>spent £70 the other night on beer
At that point I'd seriously consider suicide mate

>mfw beer is cheaper than bottled water here

wtf so cheap
can i come?

>2 good meals in a restaurant
what
>6 Pizzas
WHAT
where the hell do you live? in most parts of germany its not THAT cheap.

no buzz off, we're full (of immigrants)

>eine Pizza Margharita bei Zattis ist 4€
>12,50€ Reicht um beim Italiener gut zu essen

I live in Bavaria you derp.

here a good pizza is about 7€, coming from northrhine-westphalia.

Earn less, pay more, be shit, stay shit.

25 euro here is £22:

so about 27.5 pints of milk
about 2 packets of cigarettes
about 22 loaves of bread
10 blocks of cheese
10 packets of bacon
2 large takeaway pizzas
depending on quality 11-15 frozen pizzas
depending on quality 40 to 22 to 15 beers
22 mcdonalds cheeseburgers

go eat a dick, Hans, i'm not poor but i don't see why i should pay that much money for one freakin' pizza. better do your groceries and cook your own meal, and with 25€ you can do tons of stuff.

Yeah but i was too drunk towards the end to care, it is a bloody rip off, our government loves taxing everything plus london prices are insane due to massive rental costs. Cheaper if you buy it from supermarket.
You have the right idea.

Or.... earn more and have low living costs at the same time. Whats not to like?

He lives in the shithole area of Germany.
I just reminded him.

You burned Lapland. Reparations now!

No, fuck off.

tourist trap= tourist prices

Lots and lots of noodles
4 pizzas
about 100 croissants
5 menus at macdonals (or 10 depending on what you ask for)
30 ice creams
15 000 bijou's (bread)
50 or more bags of rice
50kg of meat

He's just used to cheap places and doesn't know high class food. This place here isn't even remotely related to tourism and still demands higher prices for good food and therefore costs more. Bavaria is known for cheap and uninteresting shit.

I am getting confused, are you bavarian user or westphalian?
Costs about £11 for a basic good restaurant pizza here, there are of course decent cheaper places- cost does not always directly correlate to quality.
7 euros is pretty cheap though.

>cheap and uninteresting shit.
That's why everyone comes here and majority of people associate Bavariam stuff with whole Germany.

>50kg of meat

whatever it is your eating is not real meat

I'm Westphalian.
Quality doesn't directly correspond to quality, right, but even then you have to spend at least 6-7 Euros for a really good (i.e. Italian) pizza. I don't even refer to Arab or Turkish pizzerias which are quite common here. 11 Pounds is really expensive, though.

Keep dreaming, most people associate Bavaria with Austria, not with the rest of our country. Your habits are strange to us actual Germans.

it is though

>most people associate Bavaria with Austria
Ask any random person and Germany = Hitler, Beer, Lederhosen and Oktoberfest.
It's FC Bayern München and Brezen.

Now you you just sink in your butthurt. You know you're are wrong and you very know it.

~1.7k rubles.
Hm...
Approximately five days worth of chicken breasts when I'm on a diet.

Would get you 4kg of Frozen chicken tits tho

a kilo of minced pork is like 4 euro here and that's the cheapest kind shit you can get

i have no idea what kind of meat he gets

Borussia Dortmund, Hanse, Barbarians (related to the battle in Teutoburger Wald), North Sea, do i have to keep going? Especially Arminius was crucial to German history, and where did it take place? Guess what, not in Bavaria. Now enjoy your butthurt and let me know when Bavaria is relevant again.

Bavarian user is right here

Bavaria = Germany
rest of Germany = depressing shitholes without culture

t. non-German untermensch

>Hanse, Barbarians (related to the battle in Teutoburger Wald), North Sea, do i have to keep going? Especially Arminius was crucial to German history
lmao nerd, who the fuck gives a fuck

Nobody knows those things.
Go to Japan and ask for Arminius and Hanse.
And then ask them for Oktoberfest.

I know next to nothing about your country besides some IT-related stuff and I can confirm this

>Nobody knows those things.
Nobody? But yes, people who know shit do, like educated people, people who are interested in history, it was an very important event related to German history, an event even more important than WW2. Hanse are nowadays relevant too, just saying. And you got what to offer? Jealous?

That's because you don't know Germany at all. It has much more to offer than that usual Bavarian shit.

Everything here is really expensive, £8-11 is the usual price of a restaurant pizza, depends on the pizza really. Can be more expensive even.

Takeaway immigrant pizzerias will do pretty cheap at like £7 but you only go for those if you are students, drunk ,poor or if you are just hungry and its late at night.

>That's because you don't know Germany at all
Yes. That's exactly his point, isn't it?

I could buy a week's food

>25€ in your country

3km taxi drive

you're such a fucking nerd you don't even see it.

Yeh.

Good to know. Are there cheap places in London? I want to go there with my class sometime soon.

You're talking to a genuine autist right here. What exactly do you expect? Of course I'm nerdy.

A pretty fine escort.

Its largely true for the less educated but people do have wider perceptions: The Black forest, aachen - Charlemagne's capital, various ancient cities.
But you are sort of right, Prussian, saxon and silesian culture sort of took a hit a few years ago.

Six big frozen pizzas.

11 coffees (big ones, not the tiny ones that are common in much of europe)

Four or five beers in a decent (by my standards) bar.

You got Romanian whores in Austria? How are they doing their job?

Nothing. It isn't legal tender here.

London and cheap don't really go together, you can get fed for a tenner at some pubs, or you can go to an all you can eat chinky for that much too.

We do decent street food too, but if you want to spend less than £5 then you'll be at Gregg's or eating fast food.

There's always Lidl, m8

tbqh when i think of germany i get reminded of Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo

i was always scared of germany after reading it

>The Black forest, aachen - Charlemagne's capital

All of these are not his place.
His place doesn't have anything but the closed coal mines.

14l of beer or 2,5 l of vodka

>cheap
>London

Depends, if central London then no, beer is expensive there too.
You can get a reasonable deal on food if you go to a large chain restaurant like pizza express or Byron (Still expect to be paying £8-11+ drinks)
Or if desperate seek out a small cafe or shitty immigrant fast food.
As for hotels, I would not advise staying in central London unless you can fork out £200 a night or a lot more if a fancy hotel, but there is a very large train system so you don't need to.

but aachen is in northrhine-westphalia, so is munster, dortmund and Düsseldorf .

Do you know why he didn't mention these?
Because he doesn't know.

Sometimes i wonder why the German states united

We were conquered by Prussia.

literally nothing wrong with unifying the german nation

It has been basically a disaster for Bavaria and is still a disaster.

Were you? Only know of Napoleon's antics.
Are you part Prussian by any chance?

kek, not even a little.

Nothing stopping you from pushing for independence

What is CAD in money?

The German Grundgesetz does not allow it.
We don't have a legal way of becoming independent. Only war. And Bavarians are horrible with war.

I swear every other german has a prussian grandparent somewhere

he is full of shit that's why

Thats the ironic thing about most democracies; they aren't optional.
Cant you make changes to your constitution?

> Be Yuropean
> Live in a """""""""""""""""""rich"""""""""""""""""""""" country
> Can only afford a small girly car (Pic related)
I cannot even fathom this shit. Are SUVs, Pick up trucks and 4x4 not allowed in Yurope?

Not true, the prices are the same in Italy

Lap land. Thats a funny name.

>1 liter of milk costs 1 euro

Damn I can get a gallon of milk for $1.59 here

>Cant you make changes to your constitution?
Who would make those changes for us?

Tell me one reason why you need a fucking SUV or Pickup if you live in a fucking city?

bavarian representatives, maybe you can convince the other reps to let you leave?
Would need a lot of popular support first though

>SUVs
Small dick car.

>Pick up trucks
Useless 99,99999% of the time for 99,99% of the people.

>4x4
What defines a 4x4?

Is that where if you rent an apartment, you have to take turns with other neighbors to clean up public areas? This is fucked up man. A fucking kibbutz.

Hmm, let's see, I'll start with the cheap stuff first
-around 120 bagels in the downtown
-about 50 kilos of either onions or apples
-85 loafs of bread
-25 kg of grapes since its still in the season
-15kg of pig liver
-14 haircuts at a local barbershop, downtown is much more expensive though
-about 11 200g pljeskavicas(burgers)
-10kg of burek
-up to 7 kebabs/giros' at a bigger price than usual
-5-6kg of pig leg
-5 capricciosa pizzas
-two or three new shirts in either h&m or c&a
-a pair of jeans

That's about it.

it deserved to burn. deserves to burn a second time too 2bh

Nah lad.
This won't work.
Bavarians are a minority in Bavaria already since forever. The norther are Franks< the west are Swabians.
Seperation this way would only cause problems.

No, Germany = Schweinsteiger! Is he Bavarian by chance?

yes

We have a Janitor.
Janitor doesn't get payed for this but can live in one of the apartments for free. I wish I were Janitor :(

wow.
That explain why so many Italians are getting high-class jobs from US companies in Bulgaria.
>US wage
>Bulgarian life cost
They must be living like Tsars

And around 30l of milk, and 25l of zajecarac beer.

wtf those are the same prices over here but our minimun wage is like 500 usd REEEEEE

So-so. Sometimes you pay a little fee for someone to clean, somethimes you have to take turns cleaning. Really up to the owner/the house.

>tfw no cheap as fuck Mexicans to exploit

Yes, quite a few actually.

It depends. Some come here to make cash for a month or 2, then go back to Romania to spend it. These are usually pretty good.

Then there are those who come here with their husbands (who are also their pimps at the same time). These are trashy and shady.

>apartments for free
well that's different. I wouldn't mind that. But I heard that in (some?) parts in the Southern Germany(?), in addition to paying the rent is ALSO the tenant's responsibility to clean the public area, you know, like your neighbor's dog shit.

>25 litres of milk

If you buy the cheapest it is like 50 liters, actually.

>6 Pizzas

Depends. Pizza in a restaurant? maybe 4-5 really cheap ones. 3 normal ones.
Frozen? 30 Pizzas.

>minimun wage is like 500 usd

We did not even have a minimum wage untill a year or something ago.

>most people associate Bavaria with Austria
I have an Austrian friend and I understand him a bit when he speaks with Germans but when he speaks to other Austrians you can't even tell it is German.

Because I want to see you parking a fucking Dodge Ram 1500 in that photo.

>no cheap as fuck Mexicans to exploit
really, no immigrants in Germany at all? Wow.

That's like 530 mexican pesos. That's 48 beers, or 3 decent meals, or 5 days of veggies and pasta

As long as it is safe, there is no reason to drive a huge car in a city.

It depends on.
Sometimes there is no Janitor then someone has to take care fo the central heatening, to hold the streets around the house clean, a garden needs to mowned, and the stairs cleaned. But even you have your own house you are obligated to hold the streets of it clean from snow and leafs.

But this is different from apartment to apartment.

how much is your minimun wage?

And yet people still says mexicans are lazy lmao

8,50€/h since 2015.

Turks are busy making kebab/running hookah bars. Rapefugees are busy... well...

Also it is not easy to exploit anyone at all.
My mother nearly had to go to jail for hiring Norwegian timbermen without the right permit.

The fuck, How much is a big Mac meal?

Germans are greedy. They don't like to pay others for stuff they can do themselves.

I know rich as fuck people that still never hire anyone to clean their house.

>you have your own house you are obligated to hold the streets of it clean from snow and leafs.
Owners of course, same here. But if you rent, just pay the rent, none of that shit is your responsibility. even if your toilet clogs you call a specially trained unclogger dude with a plunger.

You pay yourself for stuff that broke because of yourself.

I've been waiting already for years to become the Janitor of this house.
But that fat fuck doesn*t die. He is a chainsmoker, alcohol addict and has cancer and lives just fine. Fuck.

About 9kg of bread
4 pizzas
A week of public transport fares from my unit to my house
30 decent beers
45 Itaipavas(piss water)
4-5kg of meat
My electric bill
A month of snacks

I guess here it depends a lot on what type of chores. Some rich people might do their own (light) gardening work. But most will still hire someone. And yea, the cleaning ladies is a big thing in suburban neighborhoods. A lot of rich people here make sure their kids "work hard", i.e mowing their own lawn etc. Then they may be pay them like $20 per cut. Not bad.

>We do decent street food too
>he fell for this meme

What that means in London is you pay 50 times the going rate for a poor rendition of some country's street snack that is basically made from unseasonable ingredients bought at the local co-op and put together by some "mexican" paki or "french" bolaner. And don't get me started on those clownshoe restaurants like Wahaca and Dishoom which claim to offer "street food"

A Romanian would kiss his boss' feet to be paid half of this.

Oh yes. When you move out, they have an "inspection" when you are not even there, and then make pay for a "dirty carpet" or whatever they think is your fault. And they avoid any confrontation since they just mail you the bill and you are stuck with it.

You'll never get a valid reason, autismo's rarely think before they ask these type of questions.

>But if you rent, just pay the rent

Well, it kinda is in your rent.
Rent here is 2 parts. First the actually money you pay for the flat. This is more or less fixed and the owner can't change it all the time.
Then there is a second (way smaller) part you pay for everything around. Like water, waste, cleaning the house. This my vary every year according to what you need. I even heard that some people renting flats just told their owner they will hire someone to clean. Pretty sure it works the other way around, too.

Hahaha. The wonders of modern medicine

Can any of you explain why is it Borussia and not Preußen?

2 pars of jeans
60 shitty beers
25 good beers
6 decent meals
90 noodles
2 very large pizzas
about 25-30 12 gauge buckshot shells
13 kilos of chicken breast
12 mctasty (big n' tasty) on mcdonalds
a hooker (1 hour)

Well, guy I know owns some horses and takes them to tournaments regulary. He needs a big car to pull the trailer and 4x4 and having some space between your car and the ground can really help on the ground they drive on.

I pay around 2.30 € for a nice haircut, thank god for gay hair stylist

also 11kg good bread,
31 liters of milk
25 cheetos
60 bidu's (shitty snack)

>about 25-30 12 gauge buckshot shells
>13 kilos of chicken breast
Spotted the capital from MT

I don't understand your point. Cleaning is minimum wage everywhere. The apartment office hires their personnel legally. So this has nothing to do with exploiting illegals to be able to lower costs. THat's why I was wondering why this is not always the case in Germany. And apparently the answer was that Germans wouldn't mind to do the cleaning themselves to lower their rent and that's why it is probably more common there.

I'm from Santa Catarina, Blumenau.
Pretty much first world life quality but 3rd world cost.
Feels good man.

Well not sure about "exploiting". Cleaning people who work for the apartment office are hired legally. I guess.

>Norwegian timbermen
What's the story?

25 Euro/22 Pounds would actually buy you a decent amount where I live, examples:
22 Cheeseburgers at McDonald's
88 Pints of standard supermarket Milk (4 pints per pound)
110 Packets of Tesco everyday value, chicken flavor instant noodles.
About a months worth of gas for 1 person (if you have a meter)
16 Frozen Tesco Cheese Pizza's
4GBs of 1333MHz RAM
A dominoes meal, with two pizzas and a side or two (if on Two for Tuesday)
255 Eggs (Sold in packs of 15)
5 Days of City wide bus passes
19 and a bit litres of unleaded petrol

Caxias do Sul?

He's from Blumenau, Caxias do Sul is in RS

Yeah, the picture is from Caxias do sul, RS. Just one state down.
I used to live there, not as good as blumenau but pretty decent at least.
I rather live here than in Caxias desu, here is warmer, although i miss snow.

Yes, I am asking since I think I've seen this picture before. Was chatting here recently with some nice Brazilian folks from that part of Brazil. You know, Brazilian villages covered in light snow, no palm trees and the streets and houses look like somewhere maybe in Eastern Europe. A bit depressing but very different than my stereotypical image of Brazil, you know Rio and shit

30 liters of indio beer,counting the deposit, 37.5 without deposit

they are, retard, but have fun driving and finding parking space for a huge suv considering most western city streets were built at a time when cars weren't a thing and horse drawn carriages were a rarity

>Mexicans to exploit
>exploit

How?
The government turns the other way as businesses illegally hire them so they don't have to pay taxes, social security or any of that on them which is what makes them cheap, not the wages.
The Mexicans don't give a shit about making a dollar or two less anyway because nothing comes out of their paycheck but they still get government benefits for their anchor babies.
The only people getting fucked are legal workers of all races who can't compete because they are legal on the grid citizens, so the IRS and everybody else will go after them. As soon as Mexican becomes legal he becomes expensive, even if his pay-rate stays the same and he loses his value to all these cheating employers.

this is the new trend.
IT companies from the west hire workers in shit poor countries and pay them what is a minimum wage in germany, but 1400 euro are a shit ton of money here

25€ Makes 83liras

I could buy 20 döner+ayran set

True. But we talked about the apartment maintenance crews (all white folk) and landscaping and that may be different in different parts of the US but where I live the landscaping companies are staffed by locals, but some are Mexican for sure.

>joke country
>makes up for being a shitty backwater 3rd world """"""""nation"""""""" by "making fun" of the west
neck yourself lad

Around 33 baguettes

>i bought a 5 euro halvae
A 5 euro halvae!
You be like
youtube.com/watch?v=zoJAc_aSM7E

25*~4,30 gives you around ~100 PLN, or, one władysław Jagiełło (cause he is on the bill)
100 PLN is a blowjob from a prostitute of a higher standing (i.e generally more clan than their counterparts outside brothels) or sex with a dirty whore standing by the road on the main transit routes

>t. knower