I really want some facts about Finland

this sounds pretty amazing desu

The difficulty in understanding the Finn is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Finn than a Chinese or a Mongol, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other amiable characteristics, the Finn has no regard for human life and they are all out sons-of-bitches, barbarians, and chronic drunks.

Finns are fucking cool t bh

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Finland, is in fact, Sweden/Finland, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Sweden plus Finland. Finland is not a country unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning Swedish system made useful by the Swedish religion, system of government and Fenno-Swede elite comprising a full country as defined by the UN.

Many Cred Forums posters interact with a modified version of the Swedish nation every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Sweden which occupies Lapland and Österland is often called "Finland", and many of its citizens are not aware that it is basically the Swedish nation, developed by the Swedish Kings.

There really are Finns, and these people do live there, but they’re just a part of the country. Finns are the proletariat: the worker bees of the country that gather the resources and work in the businesses that Swedes run. The Finns are an essential part of the country, but useless by themselves; they can only function in the context of the Swedish system. Finns are normally used to do manual labor under Swedish supervision: the whole country is basically Sweden with Finns added, or Sweden-Finland. All the so-called "Finnish" accomplishments are really accomplishments of Sweden/Finland.

One does not simply kill a Finn. The only creature known to be able to kill a Finn is a Finn. The most successful method of killing Finns known this far is the following:
1. Find a Finn.
2. Give the Finn a free, comfy place to live. A commie-block is a good choice.
3. Give the Finn a good connection to internet.
4. Save the Finn from burden of a job.
5. Provide the Finn with overwhelming doses of cheap Estonian alcohol each day.
6. ?????
7. Profit

voi ei this racism is getting out of hand

idk but the donald duck magazine has been the most sold magazine (any magazine, not just comics) for like the last 30 years

Just like Dutch people.

actually since 1975

>ZAAG! ZAAAG! :D

How they do it

Most likely genes since they are the explanation for everything according to Cred Forums and Cred Forums

the only finn I know is a depressed man on welfare that makes a furry flash porn game

is it good?

I don't know what you'd think but I like it
monthly updates, you can see his plans and him being sad on twitter
crowjob.blogspot.com/

saved pasta

thank you

In informal speech we use "it" instead of "he/she" when refering to a third person.

Also for humours sake sometimes lifeless objects are refered to with "he/she" instead of "it".

see you on Cred Forums

Same desu.

I have played that before, it has some nice scenes

WE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Is that a Lalli spurdo?

Yes, it is a portrait of our first and one of the greatest national heroes and freedom fighters.

It is Said that the direct decendant of Lalli is the rightful King of Finland

yes

they hate skeeters

pff we almost gave a crown to a inbred german for fugs sake

rightful king of a pile of shit would be more accurate

Well Finlands nature and environment might be summed up neatly as forests, lakes and snow, in the same way as Norways is mountains, snow and coasts. But like Norway Finland shows huge diversity in those three categories of land.

I think they do that in English. Like when referring to property (e.g. a car) you can say "she's a beauty", but it's neither female nor is it alive. But still beautiful

not the other way around though. I literally haven't used the word for "he/she" ever in my life I think. it feels extremely autistic not to call a person "it"

How barbaric

I refer to people as "hän" sometimes :D

puhutko kirjakieltä

Varokaa meillä on täällä pahapylly!

I'm actually astonished over how factually correct this is.

mm.. Mikäs neidillä mielesä kun hymyilyttää??? Taitaa kyrpää tehdä mieli,,? ;)) ellen ihan väärässä ole. Voisin vittusi uumaan tunkea kyrpäni,,se sykkii sisälläsi tunnet kuinka mahla mehut valuu vittuusi,,, Vai liekkö jo neiti saanut tarpeekseen?? Hymystä päätellen,,, Oikein häpykumpusi pullistuu,,tyllerö vittu :))