Anyone here has a gnarly disability?

>how kids actually think.avi

what's wrong with that pic?
it doesn't look real...
around his head is a white area, and the wall he's sitting on is perspectively weird to me.
did someone try to make this cyborg more handsome?

Literally metal as fuck. We are cyborg overlords now. #killallhumans

Conversation starter

fucking hanzers

This is what happens when you try to summon your dead mom back to life with alchemy

Stage 2

I have a neuromuscular disease. it causes seizures, memory loss, damage to fine motor skills, and muscles locking so tight that it can pull my joints out of place. ive been in the ER about 14 times so far this year. I take around 23 pills a day, 7 prescriptions of which are heavy duty painkillers (norco, oxy morphine patches, those nifty lolypops they give to cancer patients)
I got it by getting poisoned by the chemicals i used to mantain the body of fighter jets in the navy, now my immune system hates my nervous system.
feelsbadman.

Both of my legs below the femur have been outside of my body.

I'm 34 now, but when I was 17 I got stupid drunk and did a mistyflip of a 10' fence and completely ripped my patella in half and shattered my shin bones all to hell.

I couldn't do anything sporting throughout all of middle and highschool so I became a total nerd.

Now I have a great job in IT, lift weights all the time, and have gnarly knee scars.

Primary issues:

I know I'll have knee arthritis 10 years before anyone.

I can't fucking run or even think about it, really wanted to join the military when I was younger but nofucking way.

My legs stopped growing when I was 16. My body proportions are all fucked up, which isn't immediately obvious to anyone I know, but I can see it.

I'm 5'11, which means I likely would've been 6'4 or somewhere around there had I not injured my legs.

My dad and brothers all tower over me when we take photos.

Other than that, just be greatful you cucks aren't born in Somalia and getting bombs for breakfast every day.

Our obstacles grow us in the world we live in.

Kek

I have rheumatoid arthritis. Does more mental damage than physical.

I have no vision in my left eye because I got into a fight 7 years ago, over something that wasn't even worth it

I'm narcoleptic. Does that count?

Fuck you, cunt

This is the fucking part of military service they don't mention in the recruiting adverts.

Sorry user.

:(

That is hardcore. I hope you have a hot nurse. I would coddle the shit out of you if I ever got the chance

Well at least you're getting paid back. Sounds like your mind is all there.

>part of his body is metal.

Sounds pretty badass to me. OP seems like a cool guy

That sounds like it was hell at the time. Awesome you've bounced back

Eye patches are badass. No one fucks with an eye patch.

I have short term memory loss and it really affects my day to day life. I find it really hard to connect with people and keep a job down. I am pretty much reclusive. I have to document pretty much everything I do as I have short term memory loss and it really affects my day to day life.

50/50 chance he is a decepticon. Better safe than sorry.

How far into a movie can you get before you don't remember the beginning?

Specifically, how far into Memento can you get?

Dont be sorry bro.
Im fine..well not fine..but i have a family. my wife and daughter love me and support me. Wifes a fucking amazon (she is a large...as in tall and muscular...woman)
plus once i get out, i can get a medical pot perscription and ill never have to work again. Health insurance for the rest of my family's life.
and when i die (which will probably be in about 20 years according to the docs) they get around 200k lifes tough, but you can cry yourself to sleep or get mad and hit people with your cane . I do it all the time its awesome
>that feeling when you can say literally anything to hot women when in a wheelchair and they love it. Seriously, the more filthy and crude you are with a smile the hotter they get. its fucking weird

Story time
>13 at the time 26 now, opening door to block of flats (door is made of glass) push to open, as I do this some faggot junkie pushes the door from the other side (it's pull to exit) glass smashes, hand goes through severing nerves and tendons

I have no feeling in my thumb and two forefingers I can't bend move or anything
Slight feeling in two remaining fingers and pinky

I've trapped it in doors and all sorts of shit by accident I can't feel it there's also little to no blood when the skin is broken around the thumb

I only use it to give myself the stranger and to game had to learn to write and use left hand.

Also pic related that's the scar from surgery

Haha, man my friends all called me crutches in high school, cause I was rocking them for like years on end.

Had a brief bout of painkiller addiction, but pulled outta that as well.

Perspective is everything man. I see guys in wheelchairs and I'm like fuck I'm lucky. There's no end to that comparison.

There are a lot of people in this world learning to enjoy the simple pleasures of life who have so much less.

10/10

my wife is my nurse. And its actually pretty amazing. Shes a warrior.
and She learned the hard way i wont be coddled. She tried to help me go to the bathroom once and i threw the piss bottle at the wall (i was not good with dealing at first)
now she knows what i need help with and what i dont. Its sorta kinda under control so i can go to the store and stuff but i cant be away from the house for more then like an hour or two

Yea, thats really one of the only things that are not that bad. My IQ dropped about 40 points but im actually happier now. Funny how that works

It's not really a set time. I've been told that it can happen any time. Sometimes minutes into conversations, sometimes hours into events, maybe even the moment I fall asleep.

I like Cred Forums mainly for the (you) when replying, helps me keep track. Also I faintly remember ids helping out. I used to note mine down and search it to see what i would have posted.

Look
At
Me

You mean the part where size doesn't correlate happiness?

Maybe you just deserve it brother.

Well i like to think so. Its funny, I was miserable when i was able bodied and taking advanced math/biology courses for my degree.

now that life has been shortened quite a bit and im in constant pain, im happier then before you learn to appreciate the right things, and the little things

I'm sure it's annoying for you, but being friends with you must be a cool challenge for others. I'd enjoy having a friend I could have the same conversations with again and again.

I can't feel anything with the palm-side of my hands

I've heard that great men are forged in flames.

>I have titanium rods
So you're like wolverine?

This fucking shit.
Hasn't changed size in several years.

This fucking shit. Hasn't changed size at all in years.

why no one wants to be a cyborg and its not considered something cool ?

ayy lmao jake

Holy shit man. I can tell you're not a huge fan of this being your hand but if I was making a Justice League from all of us fucked up dudes here you would make the team. 10/10 badass

Double post because connection fucked up.

Also will clarify, born with it but it won't really grow all that much.

thats terrible. what happened? Do you have trouble carrying things? Can you use both hands still for everything?

well

can you still do everything normally? Can you hold a baseball? Can you turn doorknobs?

Was born with it, so it's not really much of a big deal. I don't tend to have trouble using things but I could never play piano or anything like that.

Only real issue is I can't punch with it, would snap the index finger, pic related, that's how a fist looks.

OP here. If we are sharing gnarly pictures, here's my wicked surgery scar from when they drilled my humerus and bolted titanium to it. Enjoy your fapping

Nice double post. Got your whole palm. Best looking injury so far.

Doors are generally fine, tried playing baseball once or twice, couldn't throw, glow wouldn't attatch round wrist properly.

Wicked

When I was in high school I had a hard time after my mom had suddenly passed away. I had a few close friends and my dad who was very supportive, but worked a lot. I was on my way home one day with a friend of mine and was mugged by two guys who took some cash and my phone. Vengeance would be mine, or so I thought. I found the two guys who mugged me one day while walking home from school. They were attempting to break into a car and I quickly called them out and a fight ensued. I tried to stop them, but one of them pulled a knifed and stuck me in the stomach. As they ran, I stumbled my way out into the street and was hit by some guy in a Mercedes or something that drove off. I was found by paramedics and had to have metal plates put all over my body. It was a pretty crazy event in my life. Once I told my friends the whole story they just replied, 'kickass'.

Hahaha, well, guess that's a positive.

I will be FuckedUpHandMan.

Can you play video games?

Checked

This is actually the one aspect it's fantastic in, I generally play PC and can use WASD like this

However, can't play playstation, thumb can't reach the stick if fingers are on the sholder buttons.

Fukken saved

THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF Cred Forums JUSTICE LEAGUE

Wrong arseface

First two were me

Third one not so much

Sorry to disappoint edgelord mcfaggot.

>Went to doctor for back pain/hunchback
>am told my vertebrae are fucked up
>some kind of genetic disease where the vertebrae grow in a weird way
>told me I'd probably end up in a wheelchair later in life without surgery
>get the surgery done
>they opened up my entire back leaving a giant scar
>two titanium rods running down my spine
>horrible pain, cant get a job anywhere
>only 19

I would have rather been stuck in a wheelchair honestly

My disability is that I'm gay and enjoy sucking cock. It has been hard to live my life with that burden, but I've grown to accept that I'm a fag. I really hate that I love sucking cock, because it's wrong in the bible, but I just have to. It's like an addiction.

>right arm is just asleep all the time
it still functions though? I bet masturbation has improved

How is it fantastic, does it provide an above-normal advantage? I looked at the picture but I have a hard time imagining what it'd be like to use a keyboard my hand in that position.

I gladly accept this invite

PETER???

fuck man..

Id smoke some ganja asap, eat some magic mushrooms, and find yourself before the priest decieves u

It actually does somewhat, I can reach space while still having full access to movement and can also have something bound to Z or X which I always have a finger over, same as 2 for secondary weapon.

Shit, this is a damn gud story! FUCK, we need to do something man!! Fucking affairs, I will go and make a tea or something, to calm myself down. arrgh!!

rods suck and muscular dystrophy as a result is a real thing. dunno why they introduce so much pain when they are apparently so biocompatible.

I actually don't really know how people use WASD in any way other than that, I guess I just only ever seen that as you don't tend to watch other people play games.

Shit dude that looks painful. You are a fucking badass

Ha
I smoke a shit ton of weed because of it, really helps out with the pain
I've also dropped acid a few times, most I've done was 6 tabs

kek

You would be great in military, but you would be killed 6.5 years after you've joined it, being wounded in the stomach. You broke your legs so you can have a happy life and meet a person that will love you.
So be thankful yourself, because you were saved

Fuck you, cunt

Its humerus

What? You seem really cool. I'd genuinely enjoy being friends with someone with a super rare perspective. Obviously you're more than your disability, but I dig it.

top class banter

When I was 10 the car I was in was hit by a truck. Back then seatbelts were something you tucked under the seat so you wouldn't sit on them. The car rolled a couple of times and I ended up getting impaled on the shift stick just above my pubic area. Fucked up my bladder.

Had five major surgeries ending up with wearing an ostomy pouch to drain my kidneys. My lower stomach area looks like I was in a slasher movie. But I'm still alive so can't really complain.

I almost lost an entire leg, but they were able to bolt it back on,

Girls like to lick my wing nut.

saved

Gets mugged.
Finds muggers later breaking into car.
Gets stabbed and run over.

>Kickass, dude.

It's not really a set time. I've been told that it can happen any time. Sometimes minutes into conversations, sometimes hours into events, maybe even the moment I fall asleep.

I like Cred Forums mainly for the (you) when replying, helps me keep track. Also I faintly remember ids helping out. I used to note mine down and search it to see what i would have posted.

>Approved experimental surgery.
This is exactly why I won't let those fuckers cut me open back there.

fucking junkies man

Shit! I'm glad you're alive too. The drawn out surgeries are fucking insane. That really sucks man. I'm glad you're alive and a badass.

Luckily all I have is hearing loss in my right ear but my friend who regularly comes here is deaf in his right ear, half of his face is mangled, has no right eye, no right ear and 4 of the 5 of his right fingers were blown off all from an IED blast inside a compound. I was on the other side of the courtyard as he walked through the door into the compound so I didn't get any of the blast but I couldn't hear shit for about a week. What's weird is the IED didn't go off when we all walked through the doorway multiple times and all stepped directly on the pressure plate.

Fuck dude! Literally metal as fuck. How long has it been since the surgery?

Fucking kek'd. Fucking five star post

now THAT's fucking metal

Johnny?

Got hit by a car when I was 12 and my collarbone pretty much exploded, got away with scrapes and bruises everywhere else.

Got to A&E, got some xrays while I couldn't feel a thing because no way my body is gonna let me feel whats going on there (thanks bro I owe you one), I hear 'holy shit' from the other side of the room and an hour later I was prepped for surgery, they had to get a specialist from the states to guide the surgery over skype.

I got a gnarly scar across my shoulder and I cant really feel that shoulder anymore. My left side has always been a bit weaker ever since.

Dude that is terrible.. tell me this, and this question applies to anyone in the thread with a life-changing disability - do you believe it's better to live a short life (say to 23) and have no disability, or is it better to live to be 65 or older with.. the disabilities you people in this thread have? I'm just curious how you feel, because it seems like a situation where the grass may be greener on the other side.

Fuck sounds like you guys are lucky to be alive. Your buddy is a badass survivor.

Can you still move your back or is it a solid rod all the way up?

That's not experimental surgery, it is standard surgical treatment for severe scoliosis.

It's a very heavy surgery, but it's not by any means experimental

Its kind of flexible, but yeah its solid titanium all the way up

Uh huh.
It turned out so well for you.

>inb4 - they don't really know how it's gonna end up for you

Age 23 was a shitty year for me, so I would prefer to have died earlier than that. 21-22 would have been perfect.

I dwell on suicidal thoughts constantly, but not really just because of the accident and my nerve damage, just a whole lot of other shit.

We should invest more in helping people with disabilities be more involved in society, and support their right to euthanasia if they are in truly unbearable pain.

have a cerebral palsy, basically my control over my legs is weak, i have a very weak balance, shitty coordination, cant run, walk weird.
thats pretty much it, overall the situation is pretty mild, i can take care of myself, no need for a cane(at least for now), i do need a railing to go down the stairs but only if they are "difficult" stairs, going upstairs is usually not a problem.

I dont like to pick on the disabled or mentally handicapped. But.
>I was crossing the street and a heavy bolted on sideview mirror snapped my humerus.
Is the funniest shit I read all day. You probably killed puppies in a past life. Although tumblrinas make it a meme, I have ptsd from when I was physically assaulted as a child. I mean I don't really have episodes anymore, I do have terrible insomnia. It usually keeps my up till 7-8am if I dont take something for it. Oh well tho.

Yeah the one sided weakness fucks up my workouts. I can't curl as much in my rich arm, but it also looks hella jacked compared to my much stronger left arm. It's confusing and weird.

anti MAG syndrome
got it at 19, most people get it at 60+
my immune system fucked up somewhere along the way and started attacking my nervous system. i have minimal feeling in my toes, and reduced strength everywhere else. untreated, i start having trouble walking, into breathing, into death. treatment was developed in my lifetime. i should be dead.

I seriously thought he was dead because he was unconscious and blood was everywhere when I dragged him out into the courtyard. Luckily for him our corpsman was in the courtyard too so he didn't have to wait long for medical attention either.

The fucker even gave us a thumbs up with his left hand and mumbled "im not dying yet" as we put him on the med evac chopper

Not the poster, but the rods are designed to fix your spine in place, so not, no movement.

If they did not stick the rods through the hipbone, he migh still have some lower back movement

Maybe it's because I'm a sick puppy but CP has always been a turn on for me. Like a guy being weaker but is still confident and independent. Whenever I see a dude with XP walking I have to try not to stare and drool.

Fuck you, cunt

There should not be unbearable pain though. So I disagree with you, I don't think people with disabilities should, with the approval of the state, be able to be euthanized if they wish to be. I think that's absurd honestly.. life is about a mental experience - your perception. There are things that we can do and create for disabled people to have comparable experiences to non disabled people. I mean before you ask for any, what about virtual reality? That sounds really sad I know, but it's better than nothing. I agree society should help disabled people more.. really society should help everyone more, but society is you and me - not the government. Communities are dead.. I think. I never felt like I was part of a community, and I don't know of any communities out there that are really alive. People should help each other more, but people who say that need to procrastinate less honestly. Sorry that you're depressed, man. I can't even imagine what it's like to be you, I don't even want to try to fool myself into believing I can. Do you have pictures of the scars you talked about? What was your experience like in school with those kidney attachments you mentioned? Disability is almost worse than disease, isn't it? It's kind of the dark side of life.. it really sucks.

llol

Super badass

>be me
>15
>playing takedown bulldog with cousins and friends
>look it up amerifags
>im bulldog
>cousin decides that instead of dodging me hes just gonna charge through me
>knocks me over hard
>land on my side on a rock
>most intense pain in my life, cant breathe, vision swirling
>eventually get myself up and walk home
>parents look at it bad bruise but no wound they say probably broken/bruised ribs
>tell me to go lay down, will take me to doctor tomorrow
>go to sleep
>wake up next morning, feel really weak, get up to take a shit
>more intense pain
>pain so bad i throw up all over bathroom
>pain so bad i black out and slip into bath covered in my own vomit.
>mother rushes me to A&E walk in centre
>get stuck on a waiting list, 10am
>get seen by doctor, does some tests, bp/heartrate pokes around. Doesn't know whats wrong 3pm
>Go for scans
>still no idea whats wrong 5pm
> more scans 9pm
>more scans 11pm
>doctor says spleen is ruptured
>into theatre at 1am
>wake up in intensive care the next day
>had sevre internal bleeding
>lost over half my blood
>a few more hours and i would have died
>in hospital for a week
>on antibiotics for the rest of my life.

...

k

Yeah cunts i gotmad compensation from the council though should have been safety glass.
But I'd rather be able to feel my hand tbh

not k muslim not k

Stop being so fucking romantic about the situation, get those full stops out of your nigger tier post, and understand that not everybody can be saved.

W-what?..

i have osteogenesis imperfecta (brittle bone disease) along with a list of other issues. i have secluded myself for pretty much my whole, so i have never had to endure any kind of correctional surgery. i was supposed to have both my legs broken and restructured when i was a kid, but my mom wholeheartedly disagreed with this. thankfully, i only have the mild type of this condition.

Hanson ???

You barely made it! Fuck! Half your blood is a big fucking deal. There are epic warriors of legend that can't say that.

I can imagine, some junkie cunts jumped and stabbed my cousin in the back on the neck. Was just waiting on a taxi, now one half of his face droops and has no feeling like he has bell's palsy.

Good that you got some notes out of it but.

You walked home with internal bleeding?

Jesus dude, get into boxing or MMA, no human being is going to be able to put you down, ever. You are a fucking machine.

thats horrendous. you need a religion because that's probably a miracle

Shit dude that's really hardcore. I would love making day armor for you.

hey, don't be so sad, after 5 years of antibiotics you should be able to stop taking them.
Keep up with your vaccines though

This thread is awesome.

yeah this thread IS fucking awesome. there's a good vibe to it, we are congregating here..

I appreciate your perspective, but euthanasia is a happy ending for some of us. Virtual reality may be a happy ending for others. Everyone should get to make their own decisions instead of forced to endure pain or forced to be euthanized.

Fuck you, cunt

I'm surrounded by them, if there isn't a fight between them on a daily basis you know they've overdosed

Although the turn around is amazing

There's at least 2 new tenants a month due to overdose or arrest

Fucking council flats man.

what is your problem?

Also sad to hear about the cousin did he get anything from it

Even as far as junkie being arrested?

>robobro

U mad?

no, just intrigued, why are you so upset, why are you calling complete strangers cunt?

Not me. Sorry.

That's so negative in my mind though. Why would you euthanize yourself? If your life is that bad I really feel like.. just come meet me or something I'll still love you. Like come on I will be anyone's friend, nobody should kill themselves.. nobody should be euthanized, that's just so dark and grim.. Like shoot, seriously. You're in pain? Like.. shoot heroin.. maybe I'll try it with you, your life still holds plenty of great experiences..

yeah it's because of where you live

>16 years old
> riding motorbikes since 10, get 1st road bike
> hit by car that went straight through a stop sign
> fly off bike and hit power pole
> land out in the street
> go to get up, realize foot is missing
> decide standing will be difficult
> people come running, panicing
> suggest they call an ambulance
> get to hospital, waiting for surgery
> 10 hours later doctor comes over
> this kid doesn't look good
> pokes me in the stomach
WORST FUCKING PAIN EVER
> he's got a raptured spleen
> straight to surgery
> wake up 3 days later, fucking wires and tubes everywhere
> pass out
> wake up 2 days later
> I'm thirsty, nurse smiles and injects something in a tube, pass out
> wake up next day, nurse says you're in intensive care, tubes everywhere, catheda up my dick
> 3 months later leave hospital
> 18 months later can walk again
> get another bike
47 now, 3 kids, good job, house etc

U mad, bro?

But you know what maybe I have to say it should be YOUR right to choose.. I just don't agree with you euthanizing yourself, and so let it be known.. people who want to die pretty much just need a friend

you must be used to not getting any replies

I have Cerebal Palsy

forgot to mention, in the country I live in, you get one injection for having no spleen and then are good until about 60, then 1 more injection and that's it

i kek'd

What city you in? Assuming you're UK. Glasgow here.

Nah he didnt get anything, never caught the guys either, hit him from behind when he was standing at a kerb.

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

How is your foot now? Prosthesis?

I was diagnosed with epilepsy when I was17 and had seizures almost daily
Last summer i had brain surgery at age 24 and am now pretty much cured. I still fatigue quickly but that should pass

So, life doesn't sound too bad with a retarded hand. Dub-dubs chk

I got a good chuckle, good job user

Is that not the bit from Unbreakable Samuel L Blackson does?

That's what I'm thinking too, around his head is photoshopped. Maybe it's bandaged or he has a special helmet on?

Sucks, how much does it affect you in your life?

U mad?

Did the surgery leave any aftereffects?

This.

This entire thread is gold.

No i saw it on spongebob lol

Well I'm still alive, I just think it might be the right happy ending for me. I have other stuff wrong with me. I have symptoms that will get worse. I won't be me in the end. I'll be weak and my mind will be gone and ill be in pain. I'd like to die sooner than that. We all die. No one lives forever. I'm just thinking of when I want to die is all. It sucks. But it should be my decision. And it's always cool to have a friend. Let's do heroin sometime. It's not bad.

Not to badIycarry the gene for it and if I marry a woman and she has it our child would never walk again a day im his/her life. I had heel cord surgery to correct toe walking

Do you have psoriasis?

Fuck you man

Bet you wish you wore all your ppe now huh?

Did you get your foot back?????

In between leeds and Bradford.

That sucks hopefully he's dead in a ditch somewhere with a needle in his arm and some guy sucking on his rotting cock

Yeah, no seizures. My working memory sometimes feels impaired when I'm fatigued. Working memory is like going task to task and multitasking type of stuff

Nobody understands what physical or mental pain.these people are going through. They should be allowed to make the decision with dignity on their own, after consultation with their Dr and Psychatrist.

they reattached my foot, the surgeon was amazing, I was very lucky

I have some pretty severe nerve damage but who needs nerves in a foot

I've done triatholons, snow board, mountain bike, surf. My reattached foot is actually better than my other foot, he aligned it right, for long distance cycling my undamaged foot gives me the most problems, although they are minor

>couldn't do anything sporting throughout all of middle and highschool so I became a total nerd.
You were in middle school at 17? Great story fuckhead

Fucking mindblown.

>talk to a guy on POF
>he admits that he has severe PTSD from the army and developed social anxiety
>I tried to comfort him saying therapy will help and at least he has his physical health
>tells me he rather be crippled instead
>drinks his problems away despite being only 19

I should've showed him your post before I stopped talking to him. I don't want to babysit a little moody bitch and worry about him killing me in my sleep or having panic attacks when there are strangers near us, which is anytime we go out.

Psoriatic Arthritis =/= rheumatoid arthritis, these two condition are unrelated, and psoriasis is unrelated to rheumatoid arthritis

Lost my left eye to a botched surgery trying to rid of glaucoma when I was 5 months old. Cause of glaucoma is unknown, as I dont have the gene for it, so genetists have labeled me a genetic anomaly. Was part of the Human Genome Project too.

Catheters aren't that bad

Okay... well all in all it sounds like you're better off now than with seizures

You are part zombie and it enhances your performance is what I'm hearing. That is fucking badass.

yeah the ambulance arrived within about 15 minutes, they got the foot and it was re-attached

The one thing that has never been explained is why it took so long to go into surgery when I got to the hospital. It wasn't until they realized I was about to die that they rushed me in

Stop being a faggot, and do the laundry!

Okay
My cousin has really bad psorioses and she's getting tested for rheumatoid arthritis that's why I ask

Shit that's fucking great
Good surgeons are like wizards sometimes

shitty, messy, painful wizards, but hell

Nothing too gnarly but I had titanium staples in my knees to correct them, because im 6.7 and they were kinda fucked up.

And all you religious people can go to hell. If you are damaged in some way that the only way you can function is with a boatload of pills then you should be allowed to die, if that is what they desire. All this bs about you'll go to hell if you comit suicide is crap. They are living in hell NOW. We euthanise our pets when they are old or in pain, how about allowing the aged and the disabled to die with dignity?

More like a flesh golem!

Eye patches are always cool, and you're so fucking mutant they rewrote the human genome project because of you.

Holy fucking shit you're cooler than Deadpool

Ehh I got mugged and stabbed in the back once

Well trust your doctor, i'm no rheumatologist.

That said, psoriasis is pretty common, and rheumatoid arthritis is the most frequent autoimmune arthritis, so she could very well have both (I hope she doesn't, that would suck though...)

This probably doesn't count, but it was funny.

>Be 27
>In bed with wife banging rough
>Cock slides out for a fraction of a section, enough for the trajectory to go off course
>spear wife in thigh with meat rod.
>POP!
>Dick at 90Degree angle then snaps back to shape, no pain.....
>suddenly torrents of blood gush from my japseye
>Blood everywhere, wife screaming, run to toilet squeezing my dick as hard as possible
>Bathroom looks like slaughterhouse due to white tiles and blood.
>over 10 mins blood has coagulated. Pull long as fuck strands of clotted blood out my urethra
>put on clothes and drive to hospital clenching my dick, no way I was phoning an ambulance
>After triage, doctor arrives. First thing he says to me "So I hear you broke your willy?"
>FML

Basically I had burst the urethra wall rather than anything more serious, and as the penis is a vascular area, there was a lot of blood. Wasn't allowed to get hard for 2 weeks so the wound healed. Now cum within minutes.

Nigger?

I shot myself in the head playing Russian Roulette in a Vegas motel with 2pac and lived because it only took out part of my frontal lobe. I challenged him again when I got out of the hospital and he lost. #TupackilledTupac #mysterysolved #ifBiggieonlyknew

Thanks. I think of it as like life insurance. Do you want to choose between being broke after your parent dies or get money? Neither, you want your parent back. But that's not an option.

Do I want to be in pain or die younger? No. I want to live forever pain free. But that's not an option.

You sly nigger. Don't think I hadn't noticed it.

Omg Anakin. Is that you!?

Holy fucking shit. I will never complain about nerve damage again.

Chill out, Frankenstein

I totally agree. I worked at an retirement apartment before. All these old sods have are "whats for dinner" or "whats on tv". I'd come to work at 10 pm to have 40 people describe what the evening meal was, but you listened as thats all these people had to keep from going insane.

Me? The moment I can't feed myself or wipe my own ass, is the moment I get my two friends, Smith and Wesson to give me relief.

It's not huge but I got this shit. Sucks.

A testicle?

Stabbed in left knee
Took several years after that until I realised my left leg was 1cm shorter than my right leg.
Or maybe birth defect.

brace yourself...

this is what it looks like 30 years later. not pretty, works perfectly though.

Honestly, the worst bit was the "FOLLOW UP ENDOSCOPY".

The doctor carrying it out this time was the most perfect looking irish woman, never seen anyone hotter in my life. I was sure I would get rock when she started touching around.

As hot as she was, there was no way I was getting hard when if felt like a camera crew was on it's way up the shaft.

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Scarred retina.

The problem with that is that in reality it's pretty much never that simple.
People in terrible pain, physical, psychological or both due to medical condition asking for it to end, asking to die because of the suffering would rather live if we could alleviate the pain. And most of the time, it is actually possible to do so.

I've seen several "terminal" cancer patient with bone metastasis asking to die quickly because the pain was too much, but after proper treatment by a palliative care specialist, they were relieved and would rather live the short time they had left.

My point is, legalizing actual euthanasia will cause people to get killed when they could have been properly taken care of. I realize that for some people no acceptable relief is possible, and if taken in a vacuum, I would want euthanasia to be a last resort option for them, but I fear that the concequences of legalizing it would be really bad for the majority of cases.

i'm not a native speaker and it's a difficult subject to discuss, I hope I was able to convey the point I'm trying to make

Looks a little messed up but man, congratulations.

I had a cystoscopy before to look into my bladder
It sucked but wasn't that bad tbh

kek

The sooner we euthanize all baby boomers the better

born with a condition which meant they had to remove a lung, only have one now, affects me little to none tho, never met anyone like me

I was exaggerating for humour, sorry.

hey, why would you want a "good death" for them in that case?

Sticking cameras in urethras is never humorous

holy shit thats crazy

It's pretty humorous when you hold the camera

Colonoscopy IS hillarious too. Especially the 20 minutes long fart that ensue

A group of kids ran up on me and smashed the side of my head with a baseball bat and ran away. I now have serious tremors and my right arm randomly does shit.

Fucking knockout game...

its funny down the pub

I thought one lung needed the other?

not a doctor, just something I heard, like one reinflates the other

geez, hitler, you going to build a zyklon-b shower for us first?

Mark?

I have an under devolped lung.

mh

Got motor neurone disease, fam. So far I can't walk well without a cane, and my left hand is basically useless. My doctor said I have approx. 1½ - 2 years left. I also can't swallow good, so I need a carer to help me eat. My speech is largely okay, although it sounds like I'm a little tipsy all the time.

Well that's a pretty funny idea, but no, this isn't true, thank god

Imagine the number of people dying from pneumothorax if you couldn't breath with one lung only

This is a pic of my head after surgery
I made some threads about it last year

I have OCD so severe that I randomly get urges to choke my cat

mum?

Yeah man i got my drivers license recently

first i've heard of that, still have like under 5% of my lung so could be possible

Freak of nature right hand.

thats pretty gross, do you have trouble with girls?

I know someone with almost exactly that hand. Are you dutch by any chance?

Great guy.

Listen, we ALL hate Baby Boomers. No one's arguing that! But as long as we need janitors that give life advice, auto mechanics that will talk your ear off for free about what's actually wrong with your vehicle and little old ladies that make bomb ass cookies, let's keep them alive.

I am in perfect health and always have been. I also have 2 girlfriends that both suck my dick at the same time.

yeah but I didn't even know catheter was a thing, the first time I found about it was after being unconscious for days and waking up with one and no one said anything about until I said hey you may not of noticed but someone has stuck a tube up my dick

I choke my chicken several times a week

Charcot's disease?

Fuck man I'm so sorry for you that sucks. I know a guy that have it, he's 29 now, he's been holding on for 5 years now, but it's getting bad...

you probably win the award for having the worst condition in the thread so far

My friend Antoine has that
He posts stuff like this

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I don't have a gnarly one, the back half of my tongue is paralyzed. I used to be a ski jumper and I fell and smashed my head into ice

I'm sure it sucks but your hand looks really fucking cool.

man, you could be part of the powerpuffgirls

Under rated post

I had one after my brain surgery and the doctors wanted me to walk around so i don't get blood clots and i had to carry my pee bag with me

Nope

A bit, but thats mostly because I lacked confidence and below average looks. Now I look a lot better at least. I think my hand is actually a gift, I can make so many jokes about it, girls always laugh their asses off (or pretend to, anyway)

Yes, I'm Dutch. Maybe that's me. I try to be a great guy most of the time anyway.

major kek, thanks

Give me a sec, i'll draw a face on mine

Haha enorme

Broke my collarbone when I had to stop short on my skateboard. Tried to tuck and roll now. Got the tuck perfect. The roll part didn't go as expected and I smashed my shoulder on concrete. I need to get the mumford surgery and kaiser won't give me any painkillers. Been this way since April 21st 2016. Jus dealing with the pain.

Got this wicked papercut

Fag

Shit dude. That's not very long at all. Can you travel with your mobility issues? Any last few things you want to experience in the next year? Can b/ help?

>Maybe that's me.
Would be pretty funny if it were, the guy i know did come across a bit as someone who would come here.

Last question out of curiosity, Leiden?

did he died

did youd dieded?

i not only have social anxiety and autism I too have alcoholism and 4 metal teeth (because alcoholism)
im so special

And I have alopecia barbai and alopecia areata
Having a patchy ass beard and a patch growing on the left side of the back of my head really makes me depressed enough to stab myself in the throat with a butterknife

Nope, I'm from the north

I still need a name for this guy

dude, therapist and Citalopram Teva 20mg. Tokk them for two months every anxiety and fobia are gone.

I forgot I also have a mostly cured schizophrenia (shrooms. too fast too early.) and a borderline personality disorder and 3000 ml beer down.

Epilepsy and a strange relapsing and remitting neurological disease. Seems to randomly effect motor function, for a few days I'll lose 90% of my muscular ability (atonia) barely able to lift my neck. Then I'll be 100% fine and walking a few days later. I've had a lot of tests, they've pretty much given up and think it may have to due with a mass in my basal ganglia that isn't growing.

Epilepsy is still the bigger bitch, IMO. I wish I could kill the bastards that sideswiped my car into a guardrail.

Then the usual anxiety shit.

im an idiot, messed it up with the pic. sec

I'm made dead.

Yeah why not these cucks would be trolling you forever

> Wake up one morning
> Little white spot in my right eye
> It won't go away
> Stupid me being a stubborn man decides to wait a few days and see if it goes away
> Wake up on day 3
> Little white spot takes up most of eye now, can't see out of it
> Shit
> Goes to hospital (on New Year's Eve btw)
> They do some simple eye tests, shining lights in my eyes and shit
> They are puzzled because my pupil still reacts to light
> Nurse calls around for a specialist that will be open the next day, New Year's Day
> Found one but he's over an hour away
> Well I can't fucking drive!
> Luckily my dad was off so he took me
> He dilates my pupils and runs some tests
> So he runs some tests then gives me insurance paperwork to fill out
> I'm blind in one eye and other eye is dilated, you srs nigga?
> Well go figure I fucked it up
> He sends me back to the hospital for an MRI
> It's optic neuritis
> Stuck in hospital for 3 days with IV constantly in my arm pumping me full of steroids
> Neurologist comes and schedules appointment in 6 months for spinal tap
> I get optic neuritis maybe a week before appointment
> Doc stabs my spine
> You have Multiple Sclerosis
> FML

I was born without a left hand, just a deformed stump. Though it doesn't stop me from doing anything really

I ripped my foreskin during sex today, does that count?

That is an absolutely epic scar. You're a fucking rockstar man.

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My therapist was incapable of helping me solving my problems.
I didn't do antidepressants long enough as they did't get along well with the drugs I did at times.
I should give it a second try. When I'm sober. In rehab again.

I was working as a delivery guy, passing a crossroad a car hit me, they had to take me with a heli to another city, surgeries etc etc, but, i am lucky(i do believe in something like Karma). Comma for a month. Walked again after 2 months+~ since i returned back

i have some kind of metal bone now, but, i'm doing my best and work out to fix it.
Thanks army for the training.

>i do believe in something like Karma

As gay as it sounds, I do think there's something to this in a sense. The universe itself wants to be in balance and the most stable form of matter.

with some modification you could have an inverted hammer and sickle on your head

Thats to bad man.
Its hard but youll make it. Dont lose faith bro.

I think the fact that you're fat is more disgusting than that scar.

If you were a healthy weight, that would look cool rather than gruesome.

have you tried using it as a dildo?

damn :(

I'm hoping we get a cure for MS soon, hang in there bro

Lmfao your arm looks like a hairy dick with a face on it

Name it Harry

Keep your chin up, it's unpredictable and the odds are not GREAT but you might have a benign type of MS, maybe you'll be fine
Finger crossed user

Now that my hair is back its completely hidden except for near my ear

I wish, I'm still virgin as fuck. But things have been looking a lot better for me lately, so I'm hoping my first gf wants to try, kek

lmao good name, but a little bit awkward. My dad's name is Harry.

Didn't notice your reply, thanks. I can see you are a man with fine taste.

Harry Jr

Sometimes I draw faces on it

i have a titanium brain

it's removable

you might think that but my BMI is probably better than yours, my resting heart rate is less than 60 bpm, I ride 60 km a day. I run, surf, swim.

It's just when your foot is removed and reattached to your body it never really looks the same.

I'm a clinically diagnosed manic depressive schizophrenic.

But if we're talking more physical, I moved into a newly built apartment. It was so new that the guys hadn't finished the steps to my second floor apartment. I guess someone laid a board over a step and forgot to nail it in. So my foot went into it, through the step and I fell forward. Broke my femur, tibia, and crushed my ankle.

3 surgeries later, 18 screws, 2 pins, 2 plates in my ankle. I'm 32. I have really bad arthritis in my ankle and on everything below my knee. It's pretty shit.

>Though it doesn't stop me from doing anything really
Try fapping with it

When I was 22, I was hunting deer in a forest near me population was out of control because no natural preds. Skin and eat venison ofc.

Walking off the path not being very sneaky, all of a sudden rammed from the side. Two ragged holes in my side, not bleeding much though. Before I noticed this though, The deer starts stamping the shit out of me. Remember getting hit so hard my forearms went numb. Runs off leaving me a bloody mess. Punctures were nothing serious, but the stomping hit my face and cracked my jaw. Gets pretty sore now and again, but lucky the antlers didn't hit anything vital.

kek, Harry Jr it is.

That's my shtick already

ty

I have pectus excavatum, although not really severely it just makes my chest look kind of asymmetrical and weird. I imagine some other Cred Forumsros in this thread have it too as it's fairly common as far as deformities go. I also have flat feet and a knee problem called Sinding Larsen Johansson Syndrome.

>this one time i went deer hunting and got assaulted by a deer
The irony

Here's a pic, about 3 years after I was finally able to walk again, about 5 years since the accident. It's a little swollen right now because I walked 3 miles a day when I first get up for fitness, but after that, I can barely walk at all.

You can see the scar where I was sewed up, the hole where my bone poked through the skin, and the big dumps inward on my leg where I wore an ex-fix for almost a year.

you should tattoo your dad's face on it out of respect

Apparently Canada found one using stem cells. I know I couldn't afford the treatment if the states ever offered it. My gf and I are seriously considering moving there. I can get cured for free lmao.
I appreciate the enthusiasm but it's a daily struggle at this point. It all started about 3 years ago. Now I have trouble getting around most days and the fatigue is a killer. I just sit on the couch all day doing jack shit because it hurts too much to walk and my misplaced my cane. Memory has gone to shit too. Disability denied me but I'm getting a lawyer so hopefully that turns out well.

Already have, it's not easy but good enough to maintain a stiffy would looking for more porn

hope you're doing well user

Hey, now when some fucking hippie ask you why-you-would-go-out-and-murder-innocent-animals-you-monster you can reply him "FOR VENGEANCE"

Ah but can you move the end of yours up and down, and left and right to answer yes, no questions?

How long is your dick? Pics?