Aside from the usual social anxiety and autism. You're on Cred Forums, we know.
I have titanium rods and nerve damage in my right arm from getting hit by a car a few years ago. I was crossing the street and a heavy bolted on sideview mirror snapped my humerus. The mirror went tumbling in the street, and I was in a hospital bed for a week and a wheelchair for two weeks. My nerves never healed so my right arm is just asleep all the time was pretty weak.
What's your story?
Josiah Powell
>I was crossing the street and a heavy bolted on sideview mirror snapped my humerus that's not funny
Julian Wood
What's it like slapping your hog? Must feel like someone else huh
Jeremiah Sullivan
Thankfully I'm left-handed so it's all good.
Hudson Murphy
>I was attacked by a car >part of my body is now metal and I'm weak
You sound like a cuck. That car just snuck right up on you huh?
Ryder Reyes
The car had a long and passionate affair with my wife. I could only watch, helpless, as a single tear rolled down my cheek. She got pregnant with a child that was half car, and they forced me to sign the birth certificate because he couldn't afford the child support payment.
He's upstairs now, in our bedroom, fucking my wife. He makes me do his laundry, calls me a faggot daily, and even I will admit his memes are danker than mine.
That car ruined my life and I long for the sweet release of death.
Christian Cruz
Shattered 4/5 of my collarbone playing football/soccer
Lost all nerve feeling on my collarbone and surrounding area after surgery, the nerves will reconnect though.
Landon Gonzalez
forgot to mention, the left side of my shoulder/collarbone area is titanium now.
Nathaniel Lee
10/10
Nathaniel Ross
Metal as fuck. Congrats on surviving. I'm not gonna say you're cooler because that happened to you, but you're cooler because that happened to you
Bentley Turner
>how kids actually think.avi
Evan Jackson
what's wrong with that pic? it doesn't look real... around his head is a white area, and the wall he's sitting on is perspectively weird to me. did someone try to make this cyborg more handsome?
Angel Sullivan
Literally metal as fuck. We are cyborg overlords now. #killallhumans
Andrew Turner
Conversation starter
James Jackson
fucking hanzers
Brody Wilson
This is what happens when you try to summon your dead mom back to life with alchemy
Leo James
Stage 2
Dylan Thomas
I have a neuromuscular disease. it causes seizures, memory loss, damage to fine motor skills, and muscles locking so tight that it can pull my joints out of place. ive been in the ER about 14 times so far this year. I take around 23 pills a day, 7 prescriptions of which are heavy duty painkillers (norco, oxy morphine patches, those nifty lolypops they give to cancer patients) I got it by getting poisoned by the chemicals i used to mantain the body of fighter jets in the navy, now my immune system hates my nervous system. feelsbadman.
Jace Brown
Both of my legs below the femur have been outside of my body.
I'm 34 now, but when I was 17 I got stupid drunk and did a mistyflip of a 10' fence and completely ripped my patella in half and shattered my shin bones all to hell.
I couldn't do anything sporting throughout all of middle and highschool so I became a total nerd.
Now I have a great job in IT, lift weights all the time, and have gnarly knee scars.
Primary issues:
I know I'll have knee arthritis 10 years before anyone.
I can't fucking run or even think about it, really wanted to join the military when I was younger but nofucking way.
My legs stopped growing when I was 16. My body proportions are all fucked up, which isn't immediately obvious to anyone I know, but I can see it.
I'm 5'11, which means I likely would've been 6'4 or somewhere around there had I not injured my legs.
My dad and brothers all tower over me when we take photos.
Other than that, just be greatful you cucks aren't born in Somalia and getting bombs for breakfast every day.
Our obstacles grow us in the world we live in.
Matthew Wright
Kek
Camden Gonzalez
I have rheumatoid arthritis. Does more mental damage than physical.
Connor Sanchez
I have no vision in my left eye because I got into a fight 7 years ago, over something that wasn't even worth it
Hudson Richardson
I'm narcoleptic. Does that count?
Adrian Brown
Fuck you, cunt
Landon Ward
This is the fucking part of military service they don't mention in the recruiting adverts.
Sorry user.
:(
Austin Bell
That is hardcore. I hope you have a hot nurse. I would coddle the shit out of you if I ever got the chance
Liam Brown
Well at least you're getting paid back. Sounds like your mind is all there.
Connor Parker
>part of his body is metal.
Sounds pretty badass to me. OP seems like a cool guy
Evan Torres
That sounds like it was hell at the time. Awesome you've bounced back
Isaac Campbell
Eye patches are badass. No one fucks with an eye patch.
Lincoln Ramirez
I have short term memory loss and it really affects my day to day life. I find it really hard to connect with people and keep a job down. I am pretty much reclusive. I have to document pretty much everything I do as I have short term memory loss and it really affects my day to day life.
Elijah Walker
50/50 chance he is a decepticon. Better safe than sorry.
Parker Lee
How far into a movie can you get before you don't remember the beginning?
Specifically, how far into Memento can you get?
Andrew Rogers
Dont be sorry bro. Im fine..well not fine..but i have a family. my wife and daughter love me and support me. Wifes a fucking amazon (she is a large...as in tall and muscular...woman) plus once i get out, i can get a medical pot perscription and ill never have to work again. Health insurance for the rest of my family's life. and when i die (which will probably be in about 20 years according to the docs) they get around 200k lifes tough, but you can cry yourself to sleep or get mad and hit people with your cane . I do it all the time its awesome >that feeling when you can say literally anything to hot women when in a wheelchair and they love it. Seriously, the more filthy and crude you are with a smile the hotter they get. its fucking weird
Dominic Barnes
Story time >13 at the time 26 now, opening door to block of flats (door is made of glass) push to open, as I do this some faggot junkie pushes the door from the other side (it's pull to exit) glass smashes, hand goes through severing nerves and tendons
I have no feeling in my thumb and two forefingers I can't bend move or anything Slight feeling in two remaining fingers and pinky
I've trapped it in doors and all sorts of shit by accident I can't feel it there's also little to no blood when the skin is broken around the thumb
I only use it to give myself the stranger and to game had to learn to write and use left hand.
Isaac Martin
Also pic related that's the scar from surgery
Samuel Bennett
Haha, man my friends all called me crutches in high school, cause I was rocking them for like years on end.
Had a brief bout of painkiller addiction, but pulled outta that as well.
Perspective is everything man. I see guys in wheelchairs and I'm like fuck I'm lucky. There's no end to that comparison.
There are a lot of people in this world learning to enjoy the simple pleasures of life who have so much less.
Jaxson Phillips
10/10
Hudson Bailey
my wife is my nurse. And its actually pretty amazing. Shes a warrior. and She learned the hard way i wont be coddled. She tried to help me go to the bathroom once and i threw the piss bottle at the wall (i was not good with dealing at first) now she knows what i need help with and what i dont. Its sorta kinda under control so i can go to the store and stuff but i cant be away from the house for more then like an hour or two
Yea, thats really one of the only things that are not that bad. My IQ dropped about 40 points but im actually happier now. Funny how that works
Carter Sullivan
It's not really a set time. I've been told that it can happen any time. Sometimes minutes into conversations, sometimes hours into events, maybe even the moment I fall asleep.
I like Cred Forums mainly for the (you) when replying, helps me keep track. Also I faintly remember ids helping out. I used to note mine down and search it to see what i would have posted.
Ryder Ross
Look At Me
Jace Hill
You mean the part where size doesn't correlate happiness?
Maybe you just deserve it brother.
Nathan Rivera
Well i like to think so. Its funny, I was miserable when i was able bodied and taking advanced math/biology courses for my degree.
now that life has been shortened quite a bit and im in constant pain, im happier then before you learn to appreciate the right things, and the little things
Christopher Ramirez
I'm sure it's annoying for you, but being friends with you must be a cool challenge for others. I'd enjoy having a friend I could have the same conversations with again and again.
Jaxon Lewis
I can't feel anything with the palm-side of my hands
Jordan Morris
I've heard that great men are forged in flames.
Colton Jenkins
>I have titanium rods So you're like wolverine?
Juan Davis
This fucking shit. Hasn't changed size in several years.
Carter Lee
This fucking shit. Hasn't changed size at all in years.
Jordan Ortiz
why no one wants to be a cyborg and its not considered something cool ?
Julian Hall
ayy lmao jake
Wyatt Robinson
Holy shit man. I can tell you're not a huge fan of this being your hand but if I was making a Justice League from all of us fucked up dudes here you would make the team. 10/10 badass
Evan Scott
Double post because connection fucked up.
Also will clarify, born with it but it won't really grow all that much.
Michael Martin
thats terrible. what happened? Do you have trouble carrying things? Can you use both hands still for everything?
Sebastian Martin
well
can you still do everything normally? Can you hold a baseball? Can you turn doorknobs?
Caleb King
Was born with it, so it's not really much of a big deal. I don't tend to have trouble using things but I could never play piano or anything like that.
Only real issue is I can't punch with it, would snap the index finger, pic related, that's how a fist looks.
Sebastian Allen
OP here. If we are sharing gnarly pictures, here's my wicked surgery scar from when they drilled my humerus and bolted titanium to it. Enjoy your fapping
Jeremiah Cruz
Nice double post. Got your whole palm. Best looking injury so far.
Jace Perry
Doors are generally fine, tried playing baseball once or twice, couldn't throw, glow wouldn't attatch round wrist properly.
Christopher Hall
Wicked
Ethan Sanders
When I was in high school I had a hard time after my mom had suddenly passed away. I had a few close friends and my dad who was very supportive, but worked a lot. I was on my way home one day with a friend of mine and was mugged by two guys who took some cash and my phone. Vengeance would be mine, or so I thought. I found the two guys who mugged me one day while walking home from school. They were attempting to break into a car and I quickly called them out and a fight ensued. I tried to stop them, but one of them pulled a knifed and stuck me in the stomach. As they ran, I stumbled my way out into the street and was hit by some guy in a Mercedes or something that drove off. I was found by paramedics and had to have metal plates put all over my body. It was a pretty crazy event in my life. Once I told my friends the whole story they just replied, 'kickass'.
John Mitchell
Hahaha, well, guess that's a positive.
I will be FuckedUpHandMan.
Adam Green
Can you play video games?
William James
Checked
Chase Bailey
This is actually the one aspect it's fantastic in, I generally play PC and can use WASD like this
Brody Diaz
However, can't play playstation, thumb can't reach the stick if fingers are on the sholder buttons.
Luis Howard
Fukken saved
Carter Long
THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE TO BE A MEMBER OF Cred Forums JUSTICE LEAGUE
Xavier Barnes
Wrong arseface
First two were me
Third one not so much
Sorry to disappoint edgelord mcfaggot.
Ethan Campbell
>Went to doctor for back pain/hunchback >am told my vertebrae are fucked up >some kind of genetic disease where the vertebrae grow in a weird way >told me I'd probably end up in a wheelchair later in life without surgery >get the surgery done >they opened up my entire back leaving a giant scar >two titanium rods running down my spine >horrible pain, cant get a job anywhere >only 19
I would have rather been stuck in a wheelchair honestly
Sebastian Flores
My disability is that I'm gay and enjoy sucking cock. It has been hard to live my life with that burden, but I've grown to accept that I'm a fag. I really hate that I love sucking cock, because it's wrong in the bible, but I just have to. It's like an addiction.
Kevin Watson
>right arm is just asleep all the time it still functions though? I bet masturbation has improved
Nicholas Myers
How is it fantastic, does it provide an above-normal advantage? I looked at the picture but I have a hard time imagining what it'd be like to use a keyboard my hand in that position.
Benjamin Campbell
I gladly accept this invite
Blake Perry
PETER???
Jordan Allen
fuck man..
Jordan Brooks
Id smoke some ganja asap, eat some magic mushrooms, and find yourself before the priest decieves u
Christian Morgan
It actually does somewhat, I can reach space while still having full access to movement and can also have something bound to Z or X which I always have a finger over, same as 2 for secondary weapon.
Caleb Martin
Shit, this is a damn gud story! FUCK, we need to do something man!! Fucking affairs, I will go and make a tea or something, to calm myself down. arrgh!!
Xavier Foster
rods suck and muscular dystrophy as a result is a real thing. dunno why they introduce so much pain when they are apparently so biocompatible.
Juan Foster
I actually don't really know how people use WASD in any way other than that, I guess I just only ever seen that as you don't tend to watch other people play games.
Daniel Adams
Shit dude that looks painful. You are a fucking badass
Alexander Lopez
Ha I smoke a shit ton of weed because of it, really helps out with the pain I've also dropped acid a few times, most I've done was 6 tabs
Luke Peterson
kek
Carter Thomas
You would be great in military, but you would be killed 6.5 years after you've joined it, being wounded in the stomach. You broke your legs so you can have a happy life and meet a person that will love you. So be thankful yourself, because you were saved
Nathaniel Price
Fuck you, cunt
Easton Mitchell
Its humerus
Cameron Foster
What? You seem really cool. I'd genuinely enjoy being friends with someone with a super rare perspective. Obviously you're more than your disability, but I dig it.
Sebastian Russell
top class banter
Aaron Fisher
When I was 10 the car I was in was hit by a truck. Back then seatbelts were something you tucked under the seat so you wouldn't sit on them. The car rolled a couple of times and I ended up getting impaled on the shift stick just above my pubic area. Fucked up my bladder.
Had five major surgeries ending up with wearing an ostomy pouch to drain my kidneys. My lower stomach area looks like I was in a slasher movie. But I'm still alive so can't really complain.
Justin Myers
I almost lost an entire leg, but they were able to bolt it back on,
Girls like to lick my wing nut.
Nicholas Reed
saved
Mason Torres
Gets mugged. Finds muggers later breaking into car. Gets stabbed and run over.
>Kickass, dude.
Jason Moore
It's not really a set time. I've been told that it can happen any time. Sometimes minutes into conversations, sometimes hours into events, maybe even the moment I fall asleep.
I like Cred Forums mainly for the (you) when replying, helps me keep track. Also I faintly remember ids helping out. I used to note mine down and search it to see what i would have posted.
Nathaniel Martin
>Approved experimental surgery. This is exactly why I won't let those fuckers cut me open back there.
Ayden Adams
fucking junkies man
Tyler Jackson
Shit! I'm glad you're alive too. The drawn out surgeries are fucking insane. That really sucks man. I'm glad you're alive and a badass.
Jack Lopez
Luckily all I have is hearing loss in my right ear but my friend who regularly comes here is deaf in his right ear, half of his face is mangled, has no right eye, no right ear and 4 of the 5 of his right fingers were blown off all from an IED blast inside a compound. I was on the other side of the courtyard as he walked through the door into the compound so I didn't get any of the blast but I couldn't hear shit for about a week. What's weird is the IED didn't go off when we all walked through the doorway multiple times and all stepped directly on the pressure plate.
John Adams
Fuck dude! Literally metal as fuck. How long has it been since the surgery?
Alexander Thompson
Fucking kek'd. Fucking five star post
Tyler Parker
now THAT's fucking metal
Jason Thompson
Johnny?
Ayden Reyes
Got hit by a car when I was 12 and my collarbone pretty much exploded, got away with scrapes and bruises everywhere else.
Got to A&E, got some xrays while I couldn't feel a thing because no way my body is gonna let me feel whats going on there (thanks bro I owe you one), I hear 'holy shit' from the other side of the room and an hour later I was prepped for surgery, they had to get a specialist from the states to guide the surgery over skype.
I got a gnarly scar across my shoulder and I cant really feel that shoulder anymore. My left side has always been a bit weaker ever since.
Nicholas Anderson
Dude that is terrible.. tell me this, and this question applies to anyone in the thread with a life-changing disability - do you believe it's better to live a short life (say to 23) and have no disability, or is it better to live to be 65 or older with.. the disabilities you people in this thread have? I'm just curious how you feel, because it seems like a situation where the grass may be greener on the other side.
Dylan Rodriguez
Fuck sounds like you guys are lucky to be alive. Your buddy is a badass survivor.
Owen Gray
Can you still move your back or is it a solid rod all the way up?
Aaron Jenkins
That's not experimental surgery, it is standard surgical treatment for severe scoliosis.
It's a very heavy surgery, but it's not by any means experimental
Cameron Rodriguez
Its kind of flexible, but yeah its solid titanium all the way up
Angel Walker
Uh huh. It turned out so well for you.
>inb4 - they don't really know how it's gonna end up for you
Nicholas Roberts
Age 23 was a shitty year for me, so I would prefer to have died earlier than that. 21-22 would have been perfect.
I dwell on suicidal thoughts constantly, but not really just because of the accident and my nerve damage, just a whole lot of other shit.
We should invest more in helping people with disabilities be more involved in society, and support their right to euthanasia if they are in truly unbearable pain.
Gabriel James
have a cerebral palsy, basically my control over my legs is weak, i have a very weak balance, shitty coordination, cant run, walk weird. thats pretty much it, overall the situation is pretty mild, i can take care of myself, no need for a cane(at least for now), i do need a railing to go down the stairs but only if they are "difficult" stairs, going upstairs is usually not a problem.
Eli Garcia
I dont like to pick on the disabled or mentally handicapped. But. >I was crossing the street and a heavy bolted on sideview mirror snapped my humerus. Is the funniest shit I read all day. You probably killed puppies in a past life. Although tumblrinas make it a meme, I have ptsd from when I was physically assaulted as a child. I mean I don't really have episodes anymore, I do have terrible insomnia. It usually keeps my up till 7-8am if I dont take something for it. Oh well tho.
John Hernandez
Yeah the one sided weakness fucks up my workouts. I can't curl as much in my rich arm, but it also looks hella jacked compared to my much stronger left arm. It's confusing and weird.
Julian Walker
anti MAG syndrome got it at 19, most people get it at 60+ my immune system fucked up somewhere along the way and started attacking my nervous system. i have minimal feeling in my toes, and reduced strength everywhere else. untreated, i start having trouble walking, into breathing, into death. treatment was developed in my lifetime. i should be dead.
Brayden Sanders
I seriously thought he was dead because he was unconscious and blood was everywhere when I dragged him out into the courtyard. Luckily for him our corpsman was in the courtyard too so he didn't have to wait long for medical attention either.
The fucker even gave us a thumbs up with his left hand and mumbled "im not dying yet" as we put him on the med evac chopper
Jeremiah Adams
Not the poster, but the rods are designed to fix your spine in place, so not, no movement.
If they did not stick the rods through the hipbone, he migh still have some lower back movement
Isaiah Thomas
Maybe it's because I'm a sick puppy but CP has always been a turn on for me. Like a guy being weaker but is still confident and independent. Whenever I see a dude with XP walking I have to try not to stare and drool.
Easton Moore
Fuck you, cunt
Charles Barnes
There should not be unbearable pain though. So I disagree with you, I don't think people with disabilities should, with the approval of the state, be able to be euthanized if they wish to be. I think that's absurd honestly.. life is about a mental experience - your perception. There are things that we can do and create for disabled people to have comparable experiences to non disabled people. I mean before you ask for any, what about virtual reality? That sounds really sad I know, but it's better than nothing. I agree society should help disabled people more.. really society should help everyone more, but society is you and me - not the government. Communities are dead.. I think. I never felt like I was part of a community, and I don't know of any communities out there that are really alive. People should help each other more, but people who say that need to procrastinate less honestly. Sorry that you're depressed, man. I can't even imagine what it's like to be you, I don't even want to try to fool myself into believing I can. Do you have pictures of the scars you talked about? What was your experience like in school with those kidney attachments you mentioned? Disability is almost worse than disease, isn't it? It's kind of the dark side of life.. it really sucks.
Levi Long
llol
Camden Wood
Super badass
Nolan Evans
>be me >15 >playing takedown bulldog with cousins and friends >look it up amerifags >im bulldog >cousin decides that instead of dodging me hes just gonna charge through me >knocks me over hard >land on my side on a rock >most intense pain in my life, cant breathe, vision swirling >eventually get myself up and walk home >parents look at it bad bruise but no wound they say probably broken/bruised ribs >tell me to go lay down, will take me to doctor tomorrow >go to sleep >wake up next morning, feel really weak, get up to take a shit >more intense pain >pain so bad i throw up all over bathroom >pain so bad i black out and slip into bath covered in my own vomit. >mother rushes me to A&E walk in centre >get stuck on a waiting list, 10am >get seen by doctor, does some tests, bp/heartrate pokes around. Doesn't know whats wrong 3pm >Go for scans >still no idea whats wrong 5pm > more scans 9pm >more scans 11pm >doctor says spleen is ruptured >into theatre at 1am >wake up in intensive care the next day >had sevre internal bleeding >lost over half my blood >a few more hours and i would have died >in hospital for a week >on antibiotics for the rest of my life.
Angel Wright
...
Logan Cruz
k
Evan Nguyen
Yeah cunts i gotmad compensation from the council though should have been safety glass. But I'd rather be able to feel my hand tbh
Jackson Kelly
not k muslim not k
Gavin Cruz
Stop being so fucking romantic about the situation, get those full stops out of your nigger tier post, and understand that not everybody can be saved.
Jeremiah Williams
W-what?..
Wyatt Howard
i have osteogenesis imperfecta (brittle bone disease) along with a list of other issues. i have secluded myself for pretty much my whole, so i have never had to endure any kind of correctional surgery. i was supposed to have both my legs broken and restructured when i was a kid, but my mom wholeheartedly disagreed with this. thankfully, i only have the mild type of this condition.
Zachary White
Hanson ???
Brody King
You barely made it! Fuck! Half your blood is a big fucking deal. There are epic warriors of legend that can't say that.
Jack Smith
I can imagine, some junkie cunts jumped and stabbed my cousin in the back on the neck. Was just waiting on a taxi, now one half of his face droops and has no feeling like he has bell's palsy.
Good that you got some notes out of it but.
Jacob King
You walked home with internal bleeding?
Jesus dude, get into boxing or MMA, no human being is going to be able to put you down, ever. You are a fucking machine.
Nolan Rogers
thats horrendous. you need a religion because that's probably a miracle
Lincoln Gray
Shit dude that's really hardcore. I would love making day armor for you.
Jayden Sanders
hey, don't be so sad, after 5 years of antibiotics you should be able to stop taking them. Keep up with your vaccines though
Tyler Ross
This thread is awesome.
Camden Davis
yeah this thread IS fucking awesome. there's a good vibe to it, we are congregating here..
Luis Adams
I appreciate your perspective, but euthanasia is a happy ending for some of us. Virtual reality may be a happy ending for others. Everyone should get to make their own decisions instead of forced to endure pain or forced to be euthanized.
Adam Gutierrez
Fuck you, cunt
Oliver Sanders
I'm surrounded by them, if there isn't a fight between them on a daily basis you know they've overdosed
Although the turn around is amazing
There's at least 2 new tenants a month due to overdose or arrest
Fucking council flats man.
Luis Rivera
what is your problem?
Isaiah Cruz
Also sad to hear about the cousin did he get anything from it
Even as far as junkie being arrested?
Julian Collins
>robobro
Landon Robinson
U mad?
Jordan Fisher
no, just intrigued, why are you so upset, why are you calling complete strangers cunt?
Kayden Cooper
Not me. Sorry.
Camden James
That's so negative in my mind though. Why would you euthanize yourself? If your life is that bad I really feel like.. just come meet me or something I'll still love you. Like come on I will be anyone's friend, nobody should kill themselves.. nobody should be euthanized, that's just so dark and grim.. Like shoot, seriously. You're in pain? Like.. shoot heroin.. maybe I'll try it with you, your life still holds plenty of great experiences..
William Moore
yeah it's because of where you live
>16 years old > riding motorbikes since 10, get 1st road bike > hit by car that went straight through a stop sign > fly off bike and hit power pole > land out in the street > go to get up, realize foot is missing > decide standing will be difficult > people come running, panicing > suggest they call an ambulance > get to hospital, waiting for surgery > 10 hours later doctor comes over > this kid doesn't look good > pokes me in the stomach WORST FUCKING PAIN EVER > he's got a raptured spleen > straight to surgery > wake up 3 days later, fucking wires and tubes everywhere > pass out > wake up 2 days later > I'm thirsty, nurse smiles and injects something in a tube, pass out > wake up next day, nurse says you're in intensive care, tubes everywhere, catheda up my dick > 3 months later leave hospital > 18 months later can walk again > get another bike 47 now, 3 kids, good job, house etc
Josiah Cook
U mad, bro?
Hudson Watson
But you know what maybe I have to say it should be YOUR right to choose.. I just don't agree with you euthanizing yourself, and so let it be known.. people who want to die pretty much just need a friend
Landon Richardson
you must be used to not getting any replies
John Butler
I have Cerebal Palsy
Jackson Wilson
forgot to mention, in the country I live in, you get one injection for having no spleen and then are good until about 60, then 1 more injection and that's it
Jonathan Ross
i kek'd
Owen Clark
What city you in? Assuming you're UK. Glasgow here.
Nah he didnt get anything, never caught the guys either, hit him from behind when he was standing at a kerb.
Isaiah Perez
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep
Zachary Lee
How is your foot now? Prosthesis?
Colton Hill
I was diagnosed with epilepsy when I was17 and had seizures almost daily Last summer i had brain surgery at age 24 and am now pretty much cured. I still fatigue quickly but that should pass
Mason Reed
So, life doesn't sound too bad with a retarded hand. Dub-dubs chk
Jaxon Scott
I got a good chuckle, good job user
Nolan Myers
Is that not the bit from Unbreakable Samuel L Blackson does?
Austin Green
That's what I'm thinking too, around his head is photoshopped. Maybe it's bandaged or he has a special helmet on?
Austin Cox
Sucks, how much does it affect you in your life?
Jaxson Ross
U mad?
Dominic Robinson
Did the surgery leave any aftereffects?
Anthony Collins
This.
This entire thread is gold.
Matthew Thompson
No i saw it on spongebob lol
Alexander Torres
Well I'm still alive, I just think it might be the right happy ending for me. I have other stuff wrong with me. I have symptoms that will get worse. I won't be me in the end. I'll be weak and my mind will be gone and ill be in pain. I'd like to die sooner than that. We all die. No one lives forever. I'm just thinking of when I want to die is all. It sucks. But it should be my decision. And it's always cool to have a friend. Let's do heroin sometime. It's not bad.
Luke Evans
Not to badIycarry the gene for it and if I marry a woman and she has it our child would never walk again a day im his/her life. I had heel cord surgery to correct toe walking
Christian Allen
Do you have psoriasis?
Jayden Bell
Fuck you man
Evan Green
Bet you wish you wore all your ppe now huh?
Carson Jones
Did you get your foot back?????
Jaxon Sullivan
In between leeds and Bradford.
That sucks hopefully he's dead in a ditch somewhere with a needle in his arm and some guy sucking on his rotting cock
Ian Gutierrez
Yeah, no seizures. My working memory sometimes feels impaired when I'm fatigued. Working memory is like going task to task and multitasking type of stuff
Lucas Harris
Nobody understands what physical or mental pain.these people are going through. They should be allowed to make the decision with dignity on their own, after consultation with their Dr and Psychatrist.
Carter Cox
they reattached my foot, the surgeon was amazing, I was very lucky
I have some pretty severe nerve damage but who needs nerves in a foot
I've done triatholons, snow board, mountain bike, surf. My reattached foot is actually better than my other foot, he aligned it right, for long distance cycling my undamaged foot gives me the most problems, although they are minor
Luke Bell
>couldn't do anything sporting throughout all of middle and highschool so I became a total nerd. You were in middle school at 17? Great story fuckhead
Christopher Hill
Fucking mindblown.
Grayson Rivera
>talk to a guy on POF >he admits that he has severe PTSD from the army and developed social anxiety >I tried to comfort him saying therapy will help and at least he has his physical health >tells me he rather be crippled instead >drinks his problems away despite being only 19
I should've showed him your post before I stopped talking to him. I don't want to babysit a little moody bitch and worry about him killing me in my sleep or having panic attacks when there are strangers near us, which is anytime we go out.
Wyatt Murphy
Psoriatic Arthritis =/= rheumatoid arthritis, these two condition are unrelated, and psoriasis is unrelated to rheumatoid arthritis
Elijah Torres
Lost my left eye to a botched surgery trying to rid of glaucoma when I was 5 months old. Cause of glaucoma is unknown, as I dont have the gene for it, so genetists have labeled me a genetic anomaly. Was part of the Human Genome Project too.
Mason Turner
Catheters aren't that bad
Brody Cox
Okay... well all in all it sounds like you're better off now than with seizures
Jonathan Russell
You are part zombie and it enhances your performance is what I'm hearing. That is fucking badass.
Adrian Cook
yeah the ambulance arrived within about 15 minutes, they got the foot and it was re-attached
The one thing that has never been explained is why it took so long to go into surgery when I got to the hospital. It wasn't until they realized I was about to die that they rushed me in
Liam Howard
Stop being a faggot, and do the laundry!
Dylan Bell
Okay My cousin has really bad psorioses and she's getting tested for rheumatoid arthritis that's why I ask
Jackson James
Shit that's fucking great Good surgeons are like wizards sometimes
shitty, messy, painful wizards, but hell
Angel Bennett
Nothing too gnarly but I had titanium staples in my knees to correct them, because im 6.7 and they were kinda fucked up.
Mason Parker
And all you religious people can go to hell. If you are damaged in some way that the only way you can function is with a boatload of pills then you should be allowed to die, if that is what they desire. All this bs about you'll go to hell if you comit suicide is crap. They are living in hell NOW. We euthanise our pets when they are old or in pain, how about allowing the aged and the disabled to die with dignity?
Isaiah Anderson
More like a flesh golem!
Owen Harris
Eye patches are always cool, and you're so fucking mutant they rewrote the human genome project because of you.
Holy fucking shit you're cooler than Deadpool
Easton Cook
Ehh I got mugged and stabbed in the back once
Christopher Turner
Well trust your doctor, i'm no rheumatologist.
That said, psoriasis is pretty common, and rheumatoid arthritis is the most frequent autoimmune arthritis, so she could very well have both (I hope she doesn't, that would suck though...)
Joshua Long
This probably doesn't count, but it was funny.
>Be 27 >In bed with wife banging rough >Cock slides out for a fraction of a section, enough for the trajectory to go off course >spear wife in thigh with meat rod. >POP! >Dick at 90Degree angle then snaps back to shape, no pain..... >suddenly torrents of blood gush from my japseye >Blood everywhere, wife screaming, run to toilet squeezing my dick as hard as possible >Bathroom looks like slaughterhouse due to white tiles and blood. >over 10 mins blood has coagulated. Pull long as fuck strands of clotted blood out my urethra >put on clothes and drive to hospital clenching my dick, no way I was phoning an ambulance >After triage, doctor arrives. First thing he says to me "So I hear you broke your willy?" >FML
Basically I had burst the urethra wall rather than anything more serious, and as the penis is a vascular area, there was a lot of blood. Wasn't allowed to get hard for 2 weeks so the wound healed. Now cum within minutes.
Christopher Parker
Nigger?
Liam Reed
I shot myself in the head playing Russian Roulette in a Vegas motel with 2pac and lived because it only took out part of my frontal lobe. I challenged him again when I got out of the hospital and he lost. #TupackilledTupac #mysterysolved #ifBiggieonlyknew
Brody Allen
Thanks. I think of it as like life insurance. Do you want to choose between being broke after your parent dies or get money? Neither, you want your parent back. But that's not an option.
Do I want to be in pain or die younger? No. I want to live forever pain free. But that's not an option.
Jackson Carter
You sly nigger. Don't think I hadn't noticed it.
Evan Foster
Omg Anakin. Is that you!?
Matthew Peterson
Holy fucking shit. I will never complain about nerve damage again.
Thomas Gomez
Chill out, Frankenstein
Grayson Jenkins
I totally agree. I worked at an retirement apartment before. All these old sods have are "whats for dinner" or "whats on tv". I'd come to work at 10 pm to have 40 people describe what the evening meal was, but you listened as thats all these people had to keep from going insane.
Me? The moment I can't feed myself or wipe my own ass, is the moment I get my two friends, Smith and Wesson to give me relief.
Michael Cooper
It's not huge but I got this shit. Sucks.
Aiden Sullivan
A testicle?
Levi Green
Stabbed in left knee Took several years after that until I realised my left leg was 1cm shorter than my right leg. Or maybe birth defect.
Cameron Wilson
brace yourself...
this is what it looks like 30 years later. not pretty, works perfectly though.
Cameron Myers
Honestly, the worst bit was the "FOLLOW UP ENDOSCOPY".
The doctor carrying it out this time was the most perfect looking irish woman, never seen anyone hotter in my life. I was sure I would get rock when she started touching around.
As hot as she was, there was no way I was getting hard when if felt like a camera crew was on it's way up the shaft.
Carson Butler
...
Nicholas Phillips
Scarred retina.
Nicholas Hernandez
The problem with that is that in reality it's pretty much never that simple. People in terrible pain, physical, psychological or both due to medical condition asking for it to end, asking to die because of the suffering would rather live if we could alleviate the pain. And most of the time, it is actually possible to do so.
I've seen several "terminal" cancer patient with bone metastasis asking to die quickly because the pain was too much, but after proper treatment by a palliative care specialist, they were relieved and would rather live the short time they had left.
My point is, legalizing actual euthanasia will cause people to get killed when they could have been properly taken care of. I realize that for some people no acceptable relief is possible, and if taken in a vacuum, I would want euthanasia to be a last resort option for them, but I fear that the concequences of legalizing it would be really bad for the majority of cases.
i'm not a native speaker and it's a difficult subject to discuss, I hope I was able to convey the point I'm trying to make
John Edwards
Looks a little messed up but man, congratulations.
James Bailey
I had a cystoscopy before to look into my bladder It sucked but wasn't that bad tbh
Aaron Fisher
kek
Sebastian Rogers
The sooner we euthanize all baby boomers the better
Jeremiah James
born with a condition which meant they had to remove a lung, only have one now, affects me little to none tho, never met anyone like me
Brayden Sullivan
I was exaggerating for humour, sorry.
Oliver Anderson
hey, why would you want a "good death" for them in that case?
Logan Peterson
Sticking cameras in urethras is never humorous
Andrew Taylor
holy shit thats crazy
Cooper Butler
It's pretty humorous when you hold the camera
Colonoscopy IS hillarious too. Especially the 20 minutes long fart that ensue
Eli Ramirez
A group of kids ran up on me and smashed the side of my head with a baseball bat and ran away. I now have serious tremors and my right arm randomly does shit.
Fucking knockout game...
Dylan Taylor
its funny down the pub
Thomas Carter
I thought one lung needed the other?
not a doctor, just something I heard, like one reinflates the other
Ryder Wood
geez, hitler, you going to build a zyklon-b shower for us first?
Matthew Green
Mark?
David Ortiz
I have an under devolped lung.
Landon Ward
mh
Jose Walker
Got motor neurone disease, fam. So far I can't walk well without a cane, and my left hand is basically useless. My doctor said I have approx. 1½ - 2 years left. I also can't swallow good, so I need a carer to help me eat. My speech is largely okay, although it sounds like I'm a little tipsy all the time.
Justin Hill
Well that's a pretty funny idea, but no, this isn't true, thank god
Imagine the number of people dying from pneumothorax if you couldn't breath with one lung only
Luke Bell
This is a pic of my head after surgery I made some threads about it last year
Mason Price
I have OCD so severe that I randomly get urges to choke my cat
Luis Evans
mum?
Joshua Cox
Yeah man i got my drivers license recently
Connor Hughes
first i've heard of that, still have like under 5% of my lung so could be possible
Jack Jenkins
Freak of nature right hand.
Brandon Jackson
thats pretty gross, do you have trouble with girls?
David James
I know someone with almost exactly that hand. Are you dutch by any chance?
Great guy.
John Jackson
Listen, we ALL hate Baby Boomers. No one's arguing that! But as long as we need janitors that give life advice, auto mechanics that will talk your ear off for free about what's actually wrong with your vehicle and little old ladies that make bomb ass cookies, let's keep them alive.
David Ramirez
I am in perfect health and always have been. I also have 2 girlfriends that both suck my dick at the same time.
Logan Morgan
yeah but I didn't even know catheter was a thing, the first time I found about it was after being unconscious for days and waking up with one and no one said anything about until I said hey you may not of noticed but someone has stuck a tube up my dick
Eli Wilson
I choke my chicken several times a week
Jackson Diaz
Charcot's disease?
Fuck man I'm so sorry for you that sucks. I know a guy that have it, he's 29 now, he's been holding on for 5 years now, but it's getting bad...
you probably win the award for having the worst condition in the thread so far
Bentley Miller
My friend Antoine has that He posts stuff like this
Jack Long
...
Colton Sanders
I don't have a gnarly one, the back half of my tongue is paralyzed. I used to be a ski jumper and I fell and smashed my head into ice
Anthony Nguyen
I'm sure it sucks but your hand looks really fucking cool.
Liam Rivera
man, you could be part of the powerpuffgirls
Andrew Bailey
Under rated post
Owen Adams
I had one after my brain surgery and the doctors wanted me to walk around so i don't get blood clots and i had to carry my pee bag with me
Ian Ortiz
Nope
A bit, but thats mostly because I lacked confidence and below average looks. Now I look a lot better at least. I think my hand is actually a gift, I can make so many jokes about it, girls always laugh their asses off (or pretend to, anyway)
Yes, I'm Dutch. Maybe that's me. I try to be a great guy most of the time anyway.
major kek, thanks
Give me a sec, i'll draw a face on mine
Ethan Adams
Haha enorme
Liam Walker
Broke my collarbone when I had to stop short on my skateboard. Tried to tuck and roll now. Got the tuck perfect. The roll part didn't go as expected and I smashed my shoulder on concrete. I need to get the mumford surgery and kaiser won't give me any painkillers. Been this way since April 21st 2016. Jus dealing with the pain.
Anthony Foster
Got this wicked papercut
Dominic Rodriguez
Fag
Dominic Wood
Shit dude. That's not very long at all. Can you travel with your mobility issues? Any last few things you want to experience in the next year? Can b/ help?
Daniel Thompson
>Maybe that's me. Would be pretty funny if it were, the guy i know did come across a bit as someone who would come here.
Last question out of curiosity, Leiden?
Jaxon Reed
did he died
Dominic Rogers
did youd dieded?
Sebastian Torres
i not only have social anxiety and autism I too have alcoholism and 4 metal teeth (because alcoholism) im so special
Nicholas Ramirez
And I have alopecia barbai and alopecia areata Having a patchy ass beard and a patch growing on the left side of the back of my head really makes me depressed enough to stab myself in the throat with a butterknife
Kevin Ortiz
Nope, I'm from the north
I still need a name for this guy
Jayden Hughes
dude, therapist and Citalopram Teva 20mg. Tokk them for two months every anxiety and fobia are gone.
Ryder Nguyen
I forgot I also have a mostly cured schizophrenia (shrooms. too fast too early.) and a borderline personality disorder and 3000 ml beer down.
Camden Adams
Epilepsy and a strange relapsing and remitting neurological disease. Seems to randomly effect motor function, for a few days I'll lose 90% of my muscular ability (atonia) barely able to lift my neck. Then I'll be 100% fine and walking a few days later. I've had a lot of tests, they've pretty much given up and think it may have to due with a mass in my basal ganglia that isn't growing.
Epilepsy is still the bigger bitch, IMO. I wish I could kill the bastards that sideswiped my car into a guardrail.
Then the usual anxiety shit.
Benjamin Ward
im an idiot, messed it up with the pic. sec
Nathan Anderson
I'm made dead.
Ayden Sanchez
Yeah why not these cucks would be trolling you forever
Jace Hall
> Wake up one morning > Little white spot in my right eye > It won't go away > Stupid me being a stubborn man decides to wait a few days and see if it goes away > Wake up on day 3 > Little white spot takes up most of eye now, can't see out of it > Shit > Goes to hospital (on New Year's Eve btw) > They do some simple eye tests, shining lights in my eyes and shit > They are puzzled because my pupil still reacts to light > Nurse calls around for a specialist that will be open the next day, New Year's Day > Found one but he's over an hour away > Well I can't fucking drive! > Luckily my dad was off so he took me > He dilates my pupils and runs some tests > So he runs some tests then gives me insurance paperwork to fill out > I'm blind in one eye and other eye is dilated, you srs nigga? > Well go figure I fucked it up > He sends me back to the hospital for an MRI > It's optic neuritis > Stuck in hospital for 3 days with IV constantly in my arm pumping me full of steroids > Neurologist comes and schedules appointment in 6 months for spinal tap > I get optic neuritis maybe a week before appointment > Doc stabs my spine > You have Multiple Sclerosis > FML
Eli Long
I was born without a left hand, just a deformed stump. Though it doesn't stop me from doing anything really
Kevin Sanders
I ripped my foreskin during sex today, does that count?
Adam Thomas
That is an absolutely epic scar. You're a fucking rockstar man.
Lucas Morales
...
Leo Johnson
My therapist was incapable of helping me solving my problems. I didn't do antidepressants long enough as they did't get along well with the drugs I did at times. I should give it a second try. When I'm sober. In rehab again.
Levi Scott
I was working as a delivery guy, passing a crossroad a car hit me, they had to take me with a heli to another city, surgeries etc etc, but, i am lucky(i do believe in something like Karma). Comma for a month. Walked again after 2 months+~ since i returned back
Samuel Wilson
i have some kind of metal bone now, but, i'm doing my best and work out to fix it. Thanks army for the training.
Jose Miller
>i do believe in something like Karma
As gay as it sounds, I do think there's something to this in a sense. The universe itself wants to be in balance and the most stable form of matter.
William Bennett
with some modification you could have an inverted hammer and sickle on your head
Connor Morgan
Thats to bad man. Its hard but youll make it. Dont lose faith bro.
Zachary Powell
I think the fact that you're fat is more disgusting than that scar.
If you were a healthy weight, that would look cool rather than gruesome.
Cooper Harris
have you tried using it as a dildo?
Ethan Torres
damn :(
I'm hoping we get a cure for MS soon, hang in there bro
Easton Long
Lmfao your arm looks like a hairy dick with a face on it
Name it Harry
William Brown
Keep your chin up, it's unpredictable and the odds are not GREAT but you might have a benign type of MS, maybe you'll be fine Finger crossed user
Jayden Flores
Now that my hair is back its completely hidden except for near my ear
Charles Long
I wish, I'm still virgin as fuck. But things have been looking a lot better for me lately, so I'm hoping my first gf wants to try, kek
lmao good name, but a little bit awkward. My dad's name is Harry.
Hudson Mitchell
Didn't notice your reply, thanks. I can see you are a man with fine taste.
Josiah Barnes
Harry Jr
Adam Miller
Sometimes I draw faces on it
Jayden Ward
i have a titanium brain
it's removable
Ethan Barnes
you might think that but my BMI is probably better than yours, my resting heart rate is less than 60 bpm, I ride 60 km a day. I run, surf, swim.
It's just when your foot is removed and reattached to your body it never really looks the same.
Liam Young
I'm a clinically diagnosed manic depressive schizophrenic.
But if we're talking more physical, I moved into a newly built apartment. It was so new that the guys hadn't finished the steps to my second floor apartment. I guess someone laid a board over a step and forgot to nail it in. So my foot went into it, through the step and I fell forward. Broke my femur, tibia, and crushed my ankle.
3 surgeries later, 18 screws, 2 pins, 2 plates in my ankle. I'm 32. I have really bad arthritis in my ankle and on everything below my knee. It's pretty shit.
Justin Green
>Though it doesn't stop me from doing anything really Try fapping with it
Wyatt Peterson
When I was 22, I was hunting deer in a forest near me population was out of control because no natural preds. Skin and eat venison ofc.
Walking off the path not being very sneaky, all of a sudden rammed from the side. Two ragged holes in my side, not bleeding much though. Before I noticed this though, The deer starts stamping the shit out of me. Remember getting hit so hard my forearms went numb. Runs off leaving me a bloody mess. Punctures were nothing serious, but the stomping hit my face and cracked my jaw. Gets pretty sore now and again, but lucky the antlers didn't hit anything vital.
Cooper Bailey
kek, Harry Jr it is.
That's my shtick already
Jeremiah Edwards
ty
Jack Nelson
I have pectus excavatum, although not really severely it just makes my chest look kind of asymmetrical and weird. I imagine some other Cred Forumsros in this thread have it too as it's fairly common as far as deformities go. I also have flat feet and a knee problem called Sinding Larsen Johansson Syndrome.
Landon Green
>this one time i went deer hunting and got assaulted by a deer The irony
Dylan Cruz
Here's a pic, about 3 years after I was finally able to walk again, about 5 years since the accident. It's a little swollen right now because I walked 3 miles a day when I first get up for fitness, but after that, I can barely walk at all.
You can see the scar where I was sewed up, the hole where my bone poked through the skin, and the big dumps inward on my leg where I wore an ex-fix for almost a year.
Jack Sanders
you should tattoo your dad's face on it out of respect
Austin Ward
Apparently Canada found one using stem cells. I know I couldn't afford the treatment if the states ever offered it. My gf and I are seriously considering moving there. I can get cured for free lmao. I appreciate the enthusiasm but it's a daily struggle at this point. It all started about 3 years ago. Now I have trouble getting around most days and the fatigue is a killer. I just sit on the couch all day doing jack shit because it hurts too much to walk and my misplaced my cane. Memory has gone to shit too. Disability denied me but I'm getting a lawyer so hopefully that turns out well.
Julian Lee
Already have, it's not easy but good enough to maintain a stiffy would looking for more porn
James Flores
hope you're doing well user
Mason Watson
Hey, now when some fucking hippie ask you why-you-would-go-out-and-murder-innocent-animals-you-monster you can reply him "FOR VENGEANCE"
William Gomez
Ah but can you move the end of yours up and down, and left and right to answer yes, no questions?