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Neat!
>shat
>before I fondle
kek
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Jesus Christ does social anxiety really make you this level of potato
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classic
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bumpppp
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kek
alpha af
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last one
someone else contriboot
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that's fuckin nothin,i leave the toilet looking like a fucking abattoir on a daily basis
> Replying to a 2012 greentext caption
Jesus Christ...
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Kek
Anyone got pt2?
Theres a part 2 to the catfishman?
this is easily the best greentext produced by Cred Forums since pic related.
this pic.
There's 3 parts, I think? It's a long wild ride.
I've only heard rumours but yeah also I thought it was the Don one...
Anyone got pt 2
Yes
I vaguely remember a greentext about some dude walking behind some girl and tries to speed up to overtake, but because he's a fat shit just ends up right behind her panting and sweating.
Anyone got that one?
Nope but here's a goodie
And another
I would like to read that though
That's from a movie you dick head
imgur.com
imgur.com
part 2 and 3
vocaroo.com
and the theme song
sorry forgot to mention its catfish man
Why do people assume that I post it because it's true
It's from law and order not a movie if you're going to try be smart,at least get your facts straight, faggot
And it's meant to be satirical
Get off your high fucking horse and develop a sense of humour.
Anyone got the second Don one?
You are catfish man?
i NEED more
best one so far
no idiot its about catfishman
No pal constantly on the look out though be vigilant
Classic catfish man.
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youll never catch catfishman
I don't want to catch you I wish you'd continue your work forever
requesting one where some fag were at gym and just ran from a girl coz he didn't have a car or something
That's somewhere in this thread bro lurk harder
There you go I did the work for you -_-
>-_-
Kill yourself
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ u mad?
Y u so mad tho
oh the fuck my bad
tyty
>¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Drink sulfuric acid
Welcome my man.
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Relax, "oldfag."
Tl;dr you fucking nigger.
How isn't this thread 404 yet?
> be in primary school
> be a good kid
> do something bad once
> get held in at lunch and told to do 3 pages of lines
> draw lines on paper, literally
> teacher says nothing
> be in high school, finally click
Such is life
Here's some oc to save the thread
What did the teacher actually mean by 3 lines?
You are suppose to write what you have done wrong over and over again
Like at the start of the simpsons
motherfucking legendary
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Are you really that stupid, or just terrible at trolling?
golden.
not green, but stil funny
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wtf was that ?
It was excellent.
Not a true green text story, but it has green text in it.
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Best greentext thread I've seen in a while not green text but still funny
Anyone got no tomato for the potato?
Seriously though, that is way too fucking long. When you post something that long, a tl;dr is necessary. Tried to skim it for context but that shit might as well be written in shona or some shit.
lol your getting mad at someone for useing a emoji? your one sad little dude, my nig
read it you fucking degenerate
FEEL BOMB
no thanks. ill just close this thread and go for a smoke. when i say tl;dr, I FUCKING MEAN IT
there you go.
your loss
YEEEEES MAH NIGGUH
TL;DR: man tells story keks and zozzles were had.