Tell me the sickest joke you can think of

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Have the altar boy shit in her pussy.

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball...
[spoiler] Gagged [/spoiler]

Well shit....

I actually kek'd from this. :/

Love

What's pink, slimy, and crawling up your leg?

A homesick abortion.

[spoiler]meh[/spoiler]

How do you make a 6 year old girl cry?

Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's the difference between a table and a dead baby?

> You can't fuck a table.

Challenge accepted

blacklivematter

jews are good person

hitler is bad

youtube.com/watch?v=0HW4mPZmKPM

there you go

Don't click. CP

Holy shit.

What's the difference between a bucket full of shit and a nigger?

The bucket.

Where does the government keep all the extra bellybuttons?

... The Navel Reserve!!!

What what have a windscreen wiper and a rape victim got in common?
They both screech louder when they're dry.

What goes pop when you fuck it?
A three year olds pelvis

What's the best thing about fucking a ten year old girl in the shower?
You can spin her round, slick her hair back and pretend she's a ten year old boy.

What have Madeleine McCann and the titanic got in common?
They're both full of semen at the bottom of the ocean.

Q: How do you make a homo fuck a woman?

A: Shit in her cunt

winrar

Do it faggot

whats black and blue and hates sex? the 4 yr old in OP's basement

A 4year old girl takes the first shower with her mother when she sees her mothers tits and she asks: "Mom, what is that?" "My boobs" the mother replies. "When will I get those?" the girl wants to know. "When you'll be a big girl" the mother explains patiently.
Then she asks:"Mom, what is that and when will I get that?" pointing at the mothers pussy. " It is my pubic hair and you will also get this when you be a big girl! the mother answeres.

A couple days later, the girl takes a shower with her ad as she sees his penis and so she asks: "Dad, what is that?". "Thats my penis, Darling" her dad replies. "When will I get that?" the daughter wants to know. The Dad answeres:"Next week, when you mother is out of town!"

What have sperm and imigrants in common?
- Millions come in but only one works.

idiots.

its how do you make a 6 year old boy cry twice?

its whats the difference between couch and a dead baby?

you cant eat the couch when you're done fucking it.

what do you call 5 black people having sex?

a threesome

Sister?

Why cant orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is

What common quality do a baby and a Formula 1 car have in common?

They're not easy to get in to, but once you're there, they rip fast.

A nigger, spic, and redneck are in a car. Whose driving?

The Cops

How come there are no niggers in The Jetson?

It's a good future.

these are all mediocre and told too many times.

try this one and see what respons it gets. I love it cause everyone always looks at me in shock when I tell it:

whats 30 cm long and makes a girl cry all night long?
- a deadborn baby

Fuck meth is bad for my brain, can't speel for shit

What is white and red and is lying in the corner?
A skinned baby in acid

jesus christ man..

Winrar... even I was like damn.. maybe because I have a kid.

Kek

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Ahaha top kek.

nig nogs lives matter

How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw threm

Funny and creative, good job

She has never taken a bath with her child for 4 years before that?

Whats similar between sick jokes and a child with cancer...? They never get old.