tell me the sickest joke you can think of
Tell me the sickest joke you can think of
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ur mom gay
Yo mama so nasty, she sucked your daddys cock and came in to kiss you good night.
Life...
I could tell my sister was on her period from tasting the blood off my dads dick.
is that the annoying faggot from youtube
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Won
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Dont just post pics you fucking fags... write something
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Have the altar boy shit in her pussy.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball...
[spoiler] Gagged [/spoiler]
Well shit....
I actually kek'd from this. :/
Love
What's pink, slimy, and crawling up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
[spoiler]meh[/spoiler]
How do you make a 6 year old girl cry?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.
What's the difference between a table and a dead baby?
> You can't fuck a table.
Challenge accepted
blacklivematter
jews are good person
hitler is bad
youtube.com
there you go
Don't click. CP
Holy shit.
What's the difference between a bucket full of shit and a nigger?
The bucket.
Where does the government keep all the extra bellybuttons?
... The Navel Reserve!!!
What what have a windscreen wiper and a rape victim got in common?
They both screech louder when they're dry.
What goes pop when you fuck it?
A three year olds pelvis
What's the best thing about fucking a ten year old girl in the shower?
You can spin her round, slick her hair back and pretend she's a ten year old boy.
What have Madeleine McCann and the titanic got in common?
They're both full of semen at the bottom of the ocean.
Q: How do you make a homo fuck a woman?
A: Shit in her cunt
winrar
Do it faggot
whats black and blue and hates sex? the 4 yr old in OP's basement
A 4year old girl takes the first shower with her mother when she sees her mothers tits and she asks: "Mom, what is that?" "My boobs" the mother replies. "When will I get those?" the girl wants to know. "When you'll be a big girl" the mother explains patiently.
Then she asks:"Mom, what is that and when will I get that?" pointing at the mothers pussy. " It is my pubic hair and you will also get this when you be a big girl! the mother answeres.
A couple days later, the girl takes a shower with her ad as she sees his penis and so she asks: "Dad, what is that?". "Thats my penis, Darling" her dad replies. "When will I get that?" the daughter wants to know. The Dad answeres:"Next week, when you mother is out of town!"
What have sperm and imigrants in common?
- Millions come in but only one works.
idiots.
its how do you make a 6 year old boy cry twice?
its whats the difference between couch and a dead baby?
you cant eat the couch when you're done fucking it.
what do you call 5 black people having sex?
a threesome
Sister?
Why cant orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is
What common quality do a baby and a Formula 1 car have in common?
They're not easy to get in to, but once you're there, they rip fast.
A nigger, spic, and redneck are in a car. Whose driving?
The Cops
How come there are no niggers in The Jetson?
It's a good future.
these are all mediocre and told too many times.
try this one and see what respons it gets. I love it cause everyone always looks at me in shock when I tell it:
whats 30 cm long and makes a girl cry all night long?
- a deadborn baby
Fuck meth is bad for my brain, can't speel for shit
What is white and red and is lying in the corner?
A skinned baby in acid
jesus christ man..
Winrar... even I was like damn.. maybe because I have a kid.
Kek
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Ahaha top kek.
nig nogs lives matter
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw threm
Funny and creative, good job
She has never taken a bath with her child for 4 years before that?
Whats similar between sick jokes and a child with cancer...? They never get old.