After traveling the Mojave for hours with nothing but the clothes on your back, an almost empty canteen & a tan that can beat the sun, you stop and take a moment, knowing that anything can go wrong in a moment.
Dubs decides what happens next.
Jaxon Lewis
Dig a huge hole to live in
Eli Ross
user gets raped and dies via black nigger dong
Xavier Lee
Praise the sun in hopes to live another day.
Joshua Roberts
Put scorpion inside asshole
Tyler Harris
Fuck the scorpion! And fuck him hard.
Luke Campbell
Bumping for interest
Cooper Brooks
This. Scorps loves the D.
Blake Richardson
Oh man, what a waste of dubs
Jace Watson
Praise the sun.
John Hill
triple dubs wasted on this fucking shit
Dominic Clark
...
Eli Allen
yES
Lincoln Collins
Cuck'd
Dominic Cox
Take a shit in the Mother.
Jaxon James
Stranded, far from civilization, you end up reverting to a primal state where you want to fuck everything you see in kinky-as-shit attempt in preserving your gene-pool. As you shove the scorpion up your ass you feel blood start to pool below your knees as it soaks into the hot, dry sand.
Evan Long
Do this
Joshua Ross
>eat the scorpion poophole and die of rabies, then hitchhike my mother in law and get pregnant while getting the fuck out
Isaiah Lopez
Dump remaining water in ass
Landon Mitchell
dubs
Jaxon Sullivan
Rollin
Caleb Perry
Roll
James Wright
find a fleshlight in the sand and fuck in it but havent drunk water in so long you dont cum instead you pass a kidney stone mid orgasm
Grayson Gonzalez
Rolling!!!!
Parker Gutierrez
Kill all your siblings
Isaiah Sullivan
...
Dominic Young
This one
Kayden Ward
Winrar
Jackson Hernandez
rol'n
Tyler Thomas
HOLY FUCK TRIPS WASTED FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER HOW FUCKING DARE YOU GO DIE FUCKING FAG
Luke Sanchez
um ok you sound buttmad guess you've never seen trips before
Gavin Campbell
Ahaha
Zachary Barnes
this but zoom in on his dick op and make a cross section of the kidney stone passing thru his dick
David Davis
Fucking benny pops out of nowhere with a revolver and says "the game was rigged from the start baby"
Brayden White
lol roll
Leo Perry
Roll
Jason Johnson
All three
Isaac Perez
Rolling
Liam Reed
Dubs again fuck this Kek wills for me
Kevin Harris
Roll
Mason Price
Roll
David Harris
Still, in a primal stupor, you remove the scorpion from your rectum (ignoring all of the blood that has accumulated since you tried to shove it up your fucking ass) & move to eat the unrecognizable husk to obtain nutrients. You have one goal in mind: Survive
After you get used to the lightheadedness due to the loss of blood you think you see a road leading to a fenced off area in the distance, maybe you can hitch a ride down there.
Nicholas Nguyen
GG, dubs wasted, then trips? Gotta love that luck.
Bentley Wood
Smear bloodsoaked sand on nipples and forehead
Kayden Wright
Use your the blood from your asshole to write:
"I
Matthew Gutierrez
Sand in ass to absorb remaining blood
Charles Walker
Great-ass luck Rolling for these 3
Leo Peterson
m3 2 br0 xD
Daniel Rogers
>then happened an Alien Invasion Tomato Monster Mexican Armada
Parker Carter
Forgot to add: You start to foam at the mouth for whatever reason, even though you know as a fact that scorpions do not carry rabies.
Joseph Hall
Use the bloody red sand to spell out:
"FREE CHICKEN 4 NIGGERS"
in the sand in hopes of attracting niggers to your position
Bentley Turner
Yell:
"HEY LOOK A PASSED OUT WHITE GIRL WITH $300 AND A WATERMELON!"
as loud as you can in hopes of luring niggers to the scene
Easton Turner
look at your bloody hands and question your life ans existence
Jose Myers
DEPORT ALL MEXICANS
Jose Smith
Perform a ritual to summon the great lord Harambe.
Parker Green
Do you even know where the Mojave is?
Brayden James
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR
Jack King
Military personel capture and restrain him, taking him in to Area 51 under the code name
SPECIMEN: LEAKY LEAKY HOLE AY LMAO
(LEAKY HOLE for short)
Adam Cook
eat your foot
Logan Bailey
reroll
Samuel Hughes
...
Alexander Garcia
Become the Grand Wizard of the Klan and start a massive racewar to cleanse America of Kikes, Spics, and Niggers. Chinks can stay on special reservations.
Tyler Rodriguez
you find a pyramid, lost in sand and time. shall you approach the ancient construct?
Alexander Torres
>kills oneself
Grayson Williams
roll czech'em
Anthony Howard
roll
Aaron Kelly
Kill all niggers everywhere.
Jayden Williams
OH C'MON
Nicholas Nelson
Something racist.
Nicholas Powell
Roll a gnoll
Jacob Ramirez
Turns out you got pregnant from the scorpion and now you have to pay my mother
Logan Perry
OH YEAH
KILL ALL NIGGERS? DEPORT BEANERS? GAS THE KIKES?
who knows what'll happen
Jordan Allen
Well...I'll get creative with these ones
Camden Campbell
rolll
Julian Watson
GAS THE KIKES! GAS THE KIKES!
Anthony Sanders
roll
Austin Ross
Derped from the scorpion venom, you just lay on the ground and let your baby scorpion stab you from the inside. On top of that, you start to crave fast food, your brain (being the jokester that it is) makes you small KFC.
With your superior skills of deductive reasoning, you somehow manage to grind up the scorpion that you analy inserted into a fine black paste, using blood for your lips. This allows you to blend in when the other darkies come by to feast on that delicious, deep fried treat created by American culture.
And you notice that your canteen can repel water as if it has holy powers.
Jacob Wood
Sick a cuck
Noah Fisher
3 cucks walk into a bar The nigger says: I'll have a water The bartender says: get the fuck out
Kevin Flores
GAS THE KIKES DRESSED AS A NIGGER
Carter Evans
Story time
Grayson Reed
Knowing that you have to provide for your soon-to-be-scorpion family, you eat your foot, instead of actually walking to find some real food, but hey, to each his own.
Jayden Scott
...
Nathaniel Hernandez
Cantine gets pregnant too pls
Gavin Green
Don't think I forgot about you, man, it's coming.
Asher Brown
shove water can up asshole, then kill yourself
Ryan Gutierrez
You wake up in you bed with bloody shit smeared all over, various pills and some beer cans and a dead scorpion. Also, you've wet your bed.
It was (almost) all a dream.
Jackson Jenkins
lol rerolling for this
Elijah Gutierrez
become a birch tree
Matthew Green
become the first black man to fly a plane across the atlantic
Brody Thompson
roll
Lucas Evans
My man
Carson Taylor
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
Adam Richardson
Conjure an army of jews
Aaron Howard
I respect that you got dubs, but fuck no, let any form of record show that I will not give into a "it was all a dream" trope...fuck you
Charles Bailey
A moment too late, you notice the shittily designed car rush down your way. Not really giving a shit you still continue to know off your foot until you see a sign that states you are trespassing on private property.
A man whips out a handgun the size of his head immediately after exiting the vehicle. You don't really head what he's saying, but you figure that you should come with him.
Nolan Hall
Everybody gets the fuck out of my mother
Xavier Morgan
Sick his sick, rape her wife and shoot my fucking brains out, dying of leukemia
Zachary Torres
Get him to join your race war against the kikes. You'll need guns... lots of guns.
Hunter Powell
Suck suck suck suck suck
Jeremiah Howard
GAS THE KIKES
Jaxon Brooks
Kikes. Gas them. Now.
Jeremiah Gonzalez
Make sure he's not a jew before you do anything he says. Be sure he doesn't try any jewish tricks
Jacob Howard
Roll
Asher Phillips
I should let you guys know, our hero is coming with the man holding the gun. I'm just making the setting first
Jaxon Sullivan
you wish for a nuclear winter
Aaron Myers
roll
Angel Adams
Race war maybe?
James Clark
Regardless of the blackface fading away in an instant, the guard must have taken you for a black guy due to your tan. You're about to start a family & you know that scorpion child services don't actually end up helping the kid.
You must escape/explore the facility.
Chase Evans
Everybody gets the fuck out
Asher Perry
...
Brody Ramirez
You get dubs
Cooper James
So, I just discovered that there is a function in MS paint which allows you to make straight lines. Shift + Click man...fucking genius.
Jordan Gomez
Offer your bloody asshole to the guards and tell them that the head game is on fleek too.Or if they swing that way, they can have a go at some prime time scorpion baby. All in exchange for some priviliges.
James Allen
Rolling
Ayden Allen
Befriend a turtle. Raise him as your son. No dubs may rape the turtle
Dylan Thompson
Don't die on me thread
Jeremiah Parker
Rolling for unrapable turtle son
Joshua Nguyen
Turtle son must be fulfilled >inb4 rape turtle. Turtle can't be raped
Benjamin Cooper
Find a turtle, raise him as your son, then rape him brutally. The damaged turtle will follow the master for all time.
Jaxon Evans
This but the turtle cannot be raped, whether brutally or softly
John Collins
Rolling for safe turtle butt
Charles Bell
Lucky 7 trips of unharmed turtle rectum! OP better deliver
Jackson Carter
Ah but the turtle i was talking about wasn't the anti rape turtle but just another one.
Technically you rolled for the rape turtle kek.
Jace Watson
How? I rolled on a roll altering your turtle. Our turtle son is safe.
Grayson Barnes
OP give me my god damn unrapable turtle son!
Lincoln Perry
The trips have spoken
A sea turtle in the hallway of a secret govt. facility which happens to be located in the middle of the desert appears just by chance, you would rape it if you could, disregarding the bars that you could easily slip through, you notice that the turtle has buns of steel. No way you could get past that.
While you wait, there are strange noises coming down the corner of the cell block.
What happens next?
Jeremiah Sanders
...
Adrian James
Guard attempts to rape your turtle son and his dick explodes. While he runs around in agony you noticed he's dropped the keys to your poorly constructed cell.
Chase Ortiz
This. The turtle is key
Luke Brooks
Roll
Elijah Fisher
I don't think those are guards down the hall...
Chase Reyes
GAS THE KIKES (and the turtle) RACE WAR
Brody Baker
Whatever is making those sounds tries to rape the turtle... then
John James
Constantly scream racial slurs as loud as you can and don't ever stop for any reason.
Ian Sanders
The turtle gets turtled
Wyatt Ross
RACE THE KIKES! GAS WAR!
Julian Cruz
1. Re-open rectum wounds 2. Extract baby scorpion 3. Write with blood ''GET OVER HERE!'' on scorpion son 4. Lure Steel Cheeks over with bits of ass flesh and blood 5. Place scorpion on Steel Cheeks back 6. Jerk off and shoot streams of cum over to the corner 7. Watch as The Unrapeable follows the trail of cum eating it and disapears around the corner 8.Wait for an answer
John Williams
Rolling for trump
Jayden Butler
Make him write your actual full legal name and social security number on the wall in feces.
Grayson Morgan
Solid black panel with "The End" written in the middle. Then you leave Cred Forums forever.
Robert Richardson
I'll roll for this
Lincoln Williams
reroll
Nathaniel Parker
COME ON GODDAMNIT RE FUCKING ROLL!
Michael Stewart
pee on the turtle to show dominance
Carter Wood
This please
Nicholas Bell
Roooooooooolled Gold
Adrian Wilson
IT MUST BE DONE
Henry Reed
Roll
Jaxson Young
it's our only hope
Lucas Russell
OP here...you guys are getting really unlucky with the rolls. Maybe we'll make things interesting. If someone can roll quads, then I will do any requests, weather trips, or dubs, or singles. No matter what it is, it will be done.
Jose Gonzalez
best idea yet
Liam Miller
Draw a thought bubble wishing for a nuclear winter
Christopher Young
Rolling
Grayson Sullivan
Just stop posting forever with no conclusion or further explanation