Rekt thread, Cred Forums. Extra points for videos

It's like they'll just let it happen to them.

FAGGO USING BIG WORDS TO ASK FOR A STORY. HERE'S A STORY FAGGOT; ONE DAY THIS DRUNK FUCKING BASTARD KNOCKED UP YOUR MOTHER. RIP IN PEACE FAGGO.

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ive got more dead babies for ya

fuck I wanted to see the bear eat it alive

NOW MAKY THOSE BABBYS SWING IN A VID AND I'LL TURN SOME CHARCOAL INTO DIAMONDS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FUCKING EYES.

you are worse than tumblr

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more dead babies

>they are worse than triggered feminists
yep

The little dance at the end always gets me.

HOW AWESOME THAT Cred Forums THINGS I AM MORE POWERFUL THAN AN ENTIRE SHITHOLE. AWW YISS, MY PRESENCE GROWS AND THROBS LIKE A HUGE THROBBING, GROWING, POWERHUNGRY TYPE THING, OR WHATEVER BRO.

why such a long face?

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Is it me or her eyes moved after the decapitation?

they did move

sauce?

they moved from left to right!

>two dudes having argument
>one has a hammer
>hits other dude on the head several times
fuck off to wshh and do the research, nigger

it hurts?

>wshh?

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youve come to the right place

why did he do that? Seriously

What did you just say about Goku?

Black bears matter kek'd

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Post the good taco's mate. I'm an ex-professional cook but still hobby though. Got some ideas from you

Fuck that asian kid's head splattered blood all over the ground. Is he dead?

kid tries to sell stolen gun to the guy he stole it from

niggers.avi

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Subhuman scum fucking nigger site. Read the watermark. We're normies compared to the chimp fucking degenerate "humans" you see on there

Fucking savages just stand around watching like it's just another average day. This is why we cannot assimilate Middle Eastern cultures on the world stage. They're too primitive.

This is Cred Forums. You are a Normie fucking snowflake. There isn't anything here that you can't see anywhere and everywhere else. Most this shit is on YouTube.

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Did you see the dudes face? Did that kid a favor

nah youtube takes this shit down at least the ones where people die but youre right on bein able to find this anywhere on the web

>FAGGO

Clearly delusional.

Why do all these people think Cred Forums's so extreme? This is a Normie site. It's the least of pretty much all chans.

Take a course in comprehensive reading ya dickhead

not the same without sound

He/she meant:
A bone crushing-hug from goku and till next time.

Needs punctuation for better interpretation it's understandable

Stupid idiots are living in the mid 2000&s. They still truly believe Cred Forums is still some special site.

UI comprehend what he said. I said he wasn't a Normie in comparison. I said he was a Normie. >ya

He survived.

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that was my face when i realized that the last time i saw this posted

Thank you fox news I appreciate all the old faggotry you got rid of; then brought in a whole new level of it.

ivory hunting should be illegal

I'm going back to libre. This place just makes me sad now.

>yourgonnafeelapprick
see what you did there
It's you're btw

Someone needs to dust that place.

Silly people

I appreciate this vintage macro getting posted.

What's with all the sparks in the camera every time he shoots?

That made me laugh angrily

>libre
what?

thx, nice trips btw

nice stolen webm

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bangkokpost.com/learning/learning-news/364375/fianc-e-killer-future-in-law-to-blame

I love how the bears just like "Check me out ma, I caught one"

Also checked

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>image.jpg

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It's called dust, tard.

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good night faggots, its 2:30 AM.

walks into a re-bar, construction worker says "why the long face?

thanks for inspiration.

Goodnight, sir.

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eeeeeughguhuh

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Lsd is a hell of a drug

>669

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Cred Forums is the choice of a new generation :D

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Why are there so many god damn children?

not rekt, but relevant

this. the noise is certainly a part in this. sounded like he was tenderizing a piece of meat at the end.

MODS!! MODS!!

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what's the problem, newfriend?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING NIGGER

>knows he fucked up

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oh God

dis nigga

this is not necessary

English motherfucker!!!

Wtf is that?!

that last goy got to see it all happen

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Stew meat?

I DONT KNOW WHATS GOING ON HERE

It's the pressure created by the gun's report. It dislodges dust, and I doubt they dust the ceiling too often.

And on a side note, that chink really wanted to get up those stairs.

Fucking poachers.

Proof that black lives matter.

its spirits orbs. duhh.

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i think the gun fire lights up the dust

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Why are they stealing that mans spaghetti?

Well, he's dead or Atleast brain damaged.
That's why you fight in the yard.

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post more dick/balls rekt bros too much of a bitch to search for it

hey!!! the other pic, thanks

What's with men doing completely retarded shit with their dicks ?

Gore thread for ants

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confirmed fake though

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wtf? oh no

underrated post

they cant afford schools in the nigger/islamic/south american countrys so the kids have no where to go in the day time and since they breed like rats there everywhere

Google Wallet funds transfer complete

Americans watch people get electricuted. Also get over yourself public execution is meant to be public as a message to the masses

He lost trigonometry, but he's still capable of some basic math.

>t. Achmed

says the man on an anime forum

It's an AIDSlien

How haggis is made?

that gonna be it for me user's....ive saw enough

See you tomorrow.

>oh... Toilet paper tube. Not toilet pipe tube.

AXSE AND YE SHALL RECEIVE.

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This Asian is nuts.

Cancerous brack dick

Take me for a walk, I can walk it off.

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I AM WORSE THAN TUMBLER. THOSE WORDS WILL DIE IN INFAMY.

ok

Okay

I'm majoring in Forensic Technology. Any anons in the field have stories to tell about shit they've seen?

Replied

fuck you i hope you get castrated by a chick

Nigger

oh wait you're serious, let me laugh even harder.exe

You guys are sick.

No u

This actually makes me happy. Far more people need to do this.

WHAT GAVE YOU THAT IDEA?

not the same, fake

She's trying to make feminist arguments to the end. Stupid cunt

Once killed a stupid shit like that

confirmed fake thats why

kek

thank god there is natural selection

>Castrated by a chick

You guys have anything like this? Maybe a chick that cuts or bites off a dick even?

I would instantly cut your dick off then murder you

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Knees weak moms spaghetti

Nigger

hehheh, i kekeld

Canadian

Holy shit hot
MOAR?

that's cuck minister to you

guy just got a superpower from that shock and teleported for the first time just before hitting ground, living super hero

the biker was clearly transporting nerve gas you can see it at the end

kids was bullied all his life in brazilian ghetto because of his teeth, and he poisoned the food of the shooter s father
vicious little sea elephant

- Sir, can you explain what happend here?
- Come again?

Such a shame. Looks like she's remotely attractive

fucking vile scumbag. i hope you die in a fire you horrible cunt

kjug

Decapitation without damage to the brain will usually leave a person alive, conscious and aware, still able to see and hear, although in very much pain, for roughly 30 seconds or so. Some time between 30sec and 1min they lose consciousness from suffocation and bleeding out, then die.

Ok

Nigga u crazy

That's flesh-eating disease.

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humpty dumpty?!?!?

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>fuck that, im not going to clean this mess up, im going on my lunch break now

moar pls!

>dat little spurt of brains

Anyone got the webm of this? On a rekt thread a week or so ago. Didn't save it at the time

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What is that head crusher? Looks like some kind of metal fab shop.

What is this machine?

touching yourself in public, disgusting

>"Hey man are you okay?"

Damn! He almost made it!

Also chekt

On all the threads I posted it on I get different answers. Most common answer Is a hydraulic press

What's the story here gents?

death machine

she dieded

Bloated with water because she died in a filed tub and sat there for weeks

another marijuana victim.

uncontrollable vomiting/10

only a few of them look bad enough to leave scars most of thems are just fucking scratches

pretty sure white knighting ain't gonna help you here m8 cause you know she's decapitated and all

yeah i remember reading somewhere a french scientist who was gonna get executed asked someone to count how many times he could blink after getting his head cut off, i think it was like 7 times

stumped

all this horror

>Or you will die at 4:30
I hope I do.

tumblr actullay has anti feminists too

Kek :p

decapitation is just fucked up then

literally wtf i hate decapitation now

But it is not cringe thread. What are you doing here ?

That's fucking nuts!

whats going on here?

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Awww, a virtue signaler on Cred Forums.
How cute.
Back to tumblr please, though

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This one is from yesterday. Happened in Mexico, they were live-streaming it.

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Why pain? Apparently you have never had a major wound before. It goes numb right away, and doesn't start to hurt for a minute or so. By then you would loose consciousness from no oxygen to the brain.

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no pls

sup

ok :(

I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW
GIVE ME THAT

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s/fur thread

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underage b&
go fuck yourself you nigger piece of shit

Why couldn't this image be of HIS son?

Fuckin Google lovers

What branch are you with?

He hasn't twigged yet has he.

I'd log a complaint.

That wood really hurt.

Look at that wooden expression

TWIGGERED

>topkek

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Just take a little off the top.

I bet that involves intensive tree-tment.

Also some comedy writes itself, pic related.

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Fucking redditor pieces of shit, just kill yourself already and leave this place, you are literally cancer to Cred Forums.

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this thread is still going?

i bet they cum on his plate

what's he using, a fucking vegetable peeler? i thought all of those cartel guys had huge fuck-off machetes, not fucking art-store xacto knives

>when you underated the kush

who would've thought pillows arent bullet proof

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>hurr durr i'd be soo controlled and hardcore cracking a cool line when someone pointed a gun at me in a random situation with 100% controll over myself, because i trained 7 years with my katana

when was the last time you saw a REKT thread on reddit? or imgur? or facebook?

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Yeah but Thai newspapers, boy...

it looks a little like an injection molding machine. they have huge fuck-off hydraulic presses to keep the halves of the molds together.

that was arousing

you use Altavista, amirite?

Worms

yo dawg thats a hammer
thats a hammer dawg

youtube.com/watch?v=iI8tuwAjh5o
instant classic

Woodstock?

kek

>patio primate
R E K T
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took me a while to notice there was something wrong with the nigger from OP...

>that fucking ending

that nurse looks hot as fuck tho.

i think the surprising thing is that these niggers have jobs in the first place

oh shit nigger what are you doing

Would you try fapping to shoot it out? maybe you can infect some other dude shooting a worm at him.

lol they aint NEETs like you

at least he have his helmet

shut the fuck up darkie, normal people are talking here

BIX NOOD MUHFUGGA

You gotts to be about a dumb mutha fucka

Is that really worth 10 years in jail for attempted murder?

>you wanna wrestle
lost

Attempted?

ahhh

>They said I could be anything, so I became a watermelon.

wow you so hard and edgy

>attempted

I think its the other dude's blood. See he leans like its leaking from his nose.

Is this ylyl thread? Cause i laughed.
Am i a bad person?

Pacman

his wife wanted a bbc so he compromised

Hey!

Quit bein' a meano

FFF

When shit turns black like that you need to amputate in order to prevent clotted blood re-entering the body and preventing circulation to other extremities, or getting stuck in the heart.

This guy lost his dick doing stupid shit like this. They really should teach kids about this in sex-ed, it would save these handful of dumbasses a lifetime of chastity.

>Kerplunk! - Mr Hanky edition.png

A lot of these guys do that on purpose to let their dick fall off.
On another note, I hope they all die. Nothing but a bunch of mentally ill mother fucker anyway. You hear that internet!!! To be transgendered is to be mentally ill!!!

kys