Please state the nature of the medical emergency

Gabriel Martinez
Gabriel Martinez

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

Josiah Long
Josiah Long

I can't see shit, doc.

Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

Ensign Kim put his dick in my eyehole now I have space herpes

Jayden Richardson
Jayden Richardson

Apparently. You seem to be on the wrong ship Commander.

Carter Perry
Carter Perry

That explains the rough hands, doc.

Aiden Ross
Aiden Ross

My nose itches

Luke Miller
Luke Miller

I'm #MentallyHill, doc

Adam Rogers
Adam Rogers

Hmmm. Slightly irregular K-3 cell count, elevated intravascular pressure, heightened electrophoretic activity... have a seat on that bed there.

Blake Reed
Blake Reed

the shadow knows

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

I have body dysmorphia, bulimia, agoraphobia, and manic depression.

Juan Cook
Juan Cook

Please review the model of the female anatomy Kes.

Jose Cook
Jose Cook

Raging case of boneitis, doc.

Parker Davis
Parker Davis

Sickbay is reserved for crew member with real diseases. Perhaps Mr. Tuvoc can help you.

No need. I will be happy to go them with you myself.

It doesn't matter what Mr. Paris calls it, you simply cannot mate with every female crew member on this vessel. Perhaps and holodeck treatment.

Julian Sullivan
Julian Sullivan

Slept with a funny looking alien creature, now I got a tummy ache. :'(

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

It pees when I burn...

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

Fuck you Woolsy

Charles Edwards
Charles Edwards

Went faster than warp 10, banged the captain

Julian Long
Julian Long

Klingon mating rituals are not for everyone.

Chase Evans
Chase Evans

Doc, this morning I set my norelco to kill

Brandon Peterson
Brandon Peterson

my tummy hurts.

Benjamin Campbell
Benjamin Campbell

Let me help you with that.

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

Can you help me Doc?

Lucas Nguyen
Lucas Nguyen

Your program has been retired

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