What was the last law you broke?
What was the last law you broke?
Statutory rape.
Smoke weed erryday
Torrenting.
So piracy.
I went 71 in a 45.
Drink driving
Rode my bike 20 miles round trip to buy some weed
Taking a shit in a bus
destruction of property
I ripped the tags off my mattress.
Gravity
I didn't wear my seat belt earlier today
>thug life
Selling powder
Went fishing with no licence on private government property and finishEd my beer on the way home
The first law of robotics.
-Darpanon
Sold food stamps to my disabled mother.
Smoking weed
She's in need probably more then me but i haz to make a profit yo.
I think I know you.
I pay a girl to come over and fuck me silly once or twice a week depending on my budget.
Probably I've got a large presents on here. People love me for whatever reason. I'm like I'm drunk as fuck here is my day to day life and it's erupted like crazy.
I meant irl. Either that or Mt friend and you break the same law
95mph in a 70.
I made a Disney account withour parents permission
Getting a bj from loli
126 in a 55
I ate an orange while taking a bath
It's legal here, but I don't smoke.
Speeding was the last law I broke, unless you count forcing two spiders to fight as animal cruelty.
91 in a 70 (highway). 850 dollar ticket felony reckless driving. Fuck that pig
threatened a female police officer i would fuck her until she died
How'd that work ??? You fuck???
Downloaded a car.
Nah, I spent 15 days in prison. Just got back home couple weeks ago
95 in a 55, and my fine was only $650..
I love you
Being this sexy.
You're too sexy for that shirt
Too sexy for my car, by far.
some law that said men can't have sex with boys under 16
No he isn't you fucking google
I only break laws of physics.
9/11
Got a copyright infringement letter for nearly a thousand dollars a couple days ago.
This country lol. Fuck this place.
I'm going to find you and skin you alive you worthless shit
DUI
Get a good lawyer, you can beat that shit easily.
Who the fuck are you???
Moving to Canada seems like less of a hassle.
Two people breaking the same law
What are the odds
Bestiality.
Helped my gf get fucked by our dog
Piracy (although I'm not sure if it's a crime here because I've seen government officials do it in front of me).