Give me a haiku Cred Forums
Give me a haiku Cred Forums
her anus tasted like regret
yet sweeter than her breath
nitch
Fluffy white rabbit
Hippity hoppity ouch
Stop kicking my ass
*bitch
Yeah I think you were eating some anus when they were teaching what haiku was
Oh shit look at that penguin,
We should get going,
Before he stabs us with light.
It's 5 7 5 dumbass
OP is a fag,
But he doesn't really know.
Will he ever learn?
...
Installer: Ah needs tuh put the wahrs
Me: Everything's done. GTFO
Installer: But the wahrs need tuh be all over. I makes muhney from the wahrs
Me: No, it's already been done correctly. You aren't getting your grimy hands on this house.
Installer: But ah needs tuh put the wahrs to the picher box and the teevee.
Me: *slap* Bad wire monkey. Get back in your truck and go bother somebody else.
Installer: But mah paypers. Yew needs tuh scratch on mah paypers weeyuth wunna theyem sticks what makes mahrks
Me: This paperwork says that a lot of things happened that didn't actually happen. I'll sign nothing until you bring me something that isn't full of lies.
Installer: ahmma tell momma on yew
Me: You do that.
Installer: Yew aint nahs *sob*
Me: On this we agree.
The service worked perfectly, BTW.
They wandered alone,
even though they were both there,
All they saw was memes.
Tagging me in the post doesn't make you any less gay
Jerking off to some hot girl
It is time to cum
Oh shit she has a huge dick
I'm pretty sure it makes him gayer.
5 7 5 retard
I can not wait for
Donald Trump to be our
Next president fam
They attack
They attack
They are on a rampage
Unleashed from ancient time
Stumbling from the ice age
You just made a 5 6 5 congratulations you are a retard.
I feel like I'm a mod in this thread
shut the fuck up
black white or asian
kill yourself
faggot ass OP
dumping haiku thread on Cred Forums
spiderman thread now
fapping to hot wimenz
making my day
nigger walks in frame
can't stop
came anyway
Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave
faggot bee original at least
I don't know what this monstrosity is but it ain't a haiku. Hell, it isn't even poetic
Fag
OP is female
so tits or get the fuck out
unless not female?
5 7 5 retard
Bee bee bee bee bee
Bee bee bee bee bee bee bee
Bee bee bUrself
That's not poetry,
and you are a huge dumbass,
leave this website, please.
yay someone knows how to haiku
Fuck poetry
Hail GWAR
Who are you to say what is or isnt poetry?
Freezing~wind from the far land of the dead...
Please blow up some skirts!
You are a faggot
There is no escaping it
Even your mom knows
refrigerator
fuck my big black ass in the
refrigerator
Who are you to doubt me? Who am I to doubt ye?
What is and what isn't poetry is of irrelevance,
for the only thing that's fact,
is your own faggotry.
Thank you for the rhetorical question; it makes you sound so smart.
niggers are high
niggers are low
time to go
back to africa
I chuckled.
I took a big shit
When I was done I sniffed it
And then I ate it
Are you kidding me
Who threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
Kek'd
there is a rule
i know of none more
Cred Forums's rotten core
bring me incest
bring me gore
i love to bask
inb4
niggers exist
they are real
give me the feels
i love this Cred Forums
i need this place
so i'll say this
don't wish to nag
OP IS A FAG
Banished for many times,
with chances given yet wasted...
This being the last.
...
Haiku's consist of
five syllables in line one
Then seven, then five
>Get it right you faggots.
You want a haiku?
Oh, I'll give you a haiku!
You MOTHER FUCKER!!
Give you a haiku?
Well you know I can't do that.
I do not want to.
haiku haiku hai
ku haiku haiku haiku
haiku haiku hai
Fuck chicken weiners
Pig weiners are where it's at
Fuck dog weiners too
Many keks to treasure
The evolution of lulz
Life here is still sad
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
...
Online game player
Level 1 is a real pain
Powerleveling
Eat possum asshole
You scrotum gargling fucktard
lurk moar newfaggot
That was 6 syllables, then 7, then 5.
Congrats, you're an idiot.
Try to time it right
It's not easy to pull off
Check these duplicates
God, I want to die
Will you please kill me today?
No? Tomorrow then?
Obnoxious oldfags
Why am I still lurking here?
So much wasted time
You see what I mean
I'll probably get it now
Gaze upon the dubs
Strange things lurk on Cred Forums
Jedi table crow is one
Fluffy ponies, too.
Haikus are tricky.
But I will try and do it.
Just like OP's mom.
I savor regrets
Through mistakes, I can grow wise
But I must move on
Annie, use the force...
Wait! Stop! don't kill the younglings!
OK...Luke, use the force.
>Nigger nigger nig
>I got my nigger out my
>Refridgerator
Dinner is ready
Slow cooked chicken with veggies
Meanwhile, the world starves
thanks for that user
you have kekled my scrotum
with your fancy words
No creativeness.
A blank mind is full of bliss.
Why do you do this?
Cthulu slumbers
His grand city awaits life
It finds only death
Havel's Ring is great
Styling on rapierfags
With my zweihander
Kek
haiku for user
dressed as hexagonal bird
wielding light saber
Mouthfull of benis
I will repeat what I said
Mouthfull of benis
You are telling me
This is a spiderman thread
Lick my sweaty balls
get the fuck off your high horse smartass, kill yourself.
work my life away
looking at this computer
take my breaks on Cred Forums
not that user but
haikus are pretty easy
not sure how you failed
Challenges of life
Don't lose your way, based user
Your day will soon come
Lost, tired, sick of love..
With working authority
But little control
fuck, you salty mother fuckers better ignore this one.
looking for a thread
to have a good ol wank to
but can't find any
:(
OP is a fag
all who write haikus are fags
shit, wait a minute....
ITT: Retards who have no idea what a haiku is
I don't understand
what is is you are saying
say it in haiku
Satan, oscillate
my metalic sonatas.
Vanna wanna V?
Faggots in this thread
Stop trying to sound so smart
and come check deez dubs
How much wood.
Would a woodchuck chuck.
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
almost October
the moon takes off its pale clothes
the trees bleed music
МАКАКА ВЫШЛА НА ПАПЕРТЬ
МАКАБУ ШАТАЕТ
АНОН ОЗАЛУПЛЕН
I think I will wank
Before taking a shower
Likely Latina
I stuck a toilet
On top of my brand new shoe
Shiggy diggy doo
Jesus Christ, wait, what?
This user is clearly high
I don't understand
Fuck shit, off by one
Bateman cries in his office
Sexually dead
A haiku for the asshole who cut me off in traffic today
>Bro I swear to god
>don't ever let me catch you
>I swear to god bro.
My IQ is high too
don't mean to excite you
but I do keep it short and simple
like a fucking haiku
I'm Raichu
at least until he is put inside to
a little poke'ball to make sure that he does not bite you
because he is a poke'mon
but most of all a rodent
I've been smoking weed all day
and god damn this shit is potent
I'm looking for endorsement
someone please call Nike
but chances of that happening are really not likely
I might be
someone who decides that he does like you
despite that you have Herpes Simplex
but it's Type 2
I invite you
to come for a road trip
give you twenty dollars if you can fit my whole dick
inside of your mouth cuz my shit is so long
if I add another inch
I could tattoo this song
I'm trying to get a bong
so that I can get a buzz
it's a fucking toy story
and she loves my Woody cuz
I do what I does like you knew who I was
I'm the fucking pimp mac daddy boss just because
I get it in like a no look fade away
plus I'm always paid in full and you punk pussies is layaway
I came to save the day
call me Superman if you must
but I'd rather Clarke Kent
come here Lois I'm trying to bust
you're actin up
actin like you won't get smacked and fucked
no sexism here
but when this bitch backs it up
the shit is like my kryptonite
I'm hopin that her shit is tight
cuz otherwise I'll be jackin off with my fuckin dick tonight
I'm really more the givin type
I eat the coochie and I bite
I'll take you out like sniper fire
"Got the pussy in our sights"
you wasted all that time on nothing
My lack of humor
Makes it hard to write haiku
That invoke laughter
We are all stardust
Sandwiches are very good
I am your sandwich
WEW LAD
E
W
L
A
D
>Damn fuckin straight.
You have not idea what a haiku is do you?
>either way that was horrible..
She is dead for good
But Pepe never will be
Trump already won
If vodka was water and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up,
But vodka isn't water and I'm not a duck,
So slide me a bottle and shut the fuck up.
...
I do I just don't care
>and that was legendary
i like it.
Your glistening eyes
Can leave my head spiraling
But all by myself.
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Falling leaves.
Touching the ground with crisp
The fall is approaching, coldly
Fuck bitches get money yea
Oh yea fuck yea
Muck yitches bet foney gea
fite me irl
hook u str8 in the gabber
i sware on me mum
True paradise lies
In the Person who dreams it
Op is a faggot
Hardly legendary if at all
Big muscles, funny
I would love him if not for
His baby sized cock
Internet tough guy
Navy Seal copypasta
Wants love and tendies
Off by merely one
What'll come next in this roster?
Only chink moot knows
Haiku are easy,
Sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator
>Implying you're old
None is around anymore
Cred Forums was never good.
all you had to do was copybut you couldn't even do that right.
when you copy someone elses idea.. on the same thread -___-
this is why Cred Forums has gone downhill.