Waifu claiming thread

Megumin claimed

Polish guy! I haven't seen you in a while

Gimme

Did you fug her though?
Nah, but how is she doing now?

Lewd is always good

kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me

still here

Kill me baby

You know it :^3
Hey Angry ^^

your gay
>hugs
Red Furry fox you mean?
you're just as much as a fgt as him

I don't think polish whorebo ever posts in thread

Erica claimed

Are you ok?

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Will do! Just need to find your house first ^.^

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>Best fox claimu

Oh shit, good thing it was only dubs

So you speak in broken common and gesturing?

I want a guy to use me as a lap pillow~~

Hella

Wait who is steering?!

Kill yourself you lazy bastard

Edgedeath is just being edgy again.
10/10 Would purge in the name of the Emprah.

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>a bigger shit than tuka
So he's not a shit at all?

Uh. Auto-pilot? Is that a thing on boats? If not we're fucked cause nobody's steering this shit.

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Oh ok.

u keep claiming kyoko bro

612 wharf avenue ill make it happen

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Damn Sachi. You got me good m8

He's just mad he got Das Boot from the discord

Am I the only one who thinks Tuka is a Pretty Cool Girl

Hey shiro

Oh shit!

Dad's going to be pissed we crashed his boat

Yes

She reminds me of fremy from rokka no yuusha

>only dubs
I never even get dubs ...

make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors

I don't even know who Tuka is.
Hi. How're you?

Ooh a discord? Can I join?
TheCheshy #3701

Thank you
so beautiful
i did?
did i get your tail?

That's pretty much how Edgedeath do, have you seen any of the screenshots? Its horrific. I need to find that one from the discord to keep for shits and giggles.
Oh he's spurging out again.

No
No
No
You have to be elite

Aw shit dude we're so fucked.

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This is the Tuka

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Sure, just sent you a friend request

Yes i have. I lurked for a while

612 wharf avenue

Can I become an elitist please?
Neputune#8113

I'm trying to help you!

Angry and sad about the esdeath drama

Well, nice knowing you

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Yeah sure why not

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I dont know broken Common. Only Orc and Gnoll. And even Orc is short and sharp.
Gestures are 3 - maul on shoulder means relaxed. Maul in hands means fighting soon. Maul head on ground and hands on handle means 'what do we do'. Head moving rapidly while maul in hands means 'get me the fuck outta here'

Nice shave rash

>if only
She was crying and all, consoled her a bit and then left it there.

Which bkub comic is this?

how tough are ya?
can i get your ears?

But wait you're apart of this too! Don't leave me bro!~

Holy shit those feet are godly. Every morning I wake up snuggled to my daki of her, covered in my 23.jpg blanket. Drink a glass of coffee from my mug with a print of her on it. I then proceed to jerk off to her. Then I post 23.jpg on /waifu/ and comment "nice feet"

>CLAIMING :D

>Kills 4 armed scary thing!

I'm sure that could go well. Does anyone in the party know orc?

I think we dead man, or we going to die!

My dad planned to sail that boat around the world when he retired

I miss Chen being the most elite faggot alive. Damn.
These newfags don't compare to the elite crew.

To be elitist you have to be older than the people on the Discord you're referring too. All of the people on that Discord are newer than me, far from elitists.
I see.

I c-claim Alice!

Hi qt, no sleep?

>Post lewds

do we have room for Mimi?

i just calmed down and you haaaaaaad to come back you got me kicked from the discord agian

Well, I should say most people on the Discord. I think Fran's in there and some others.

Aw hell.
What if we just duct tape the boat back together?
Oh yeah!
>Fights too!
Glory!~

Just one.

Also I'll shoot for that Discord thing. Vallokius #3588

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>Holy shit those feet are godly. Every morning I wake up snuggled to my daki of her, covered in my 23.jpg blanket. Drink a glass of coffee from my mug with a print of her on it. I then proceed to jerk off to her. Then I post 23.jpg on /waifu/ and comment "nice feet"
That's some dedication you have to 23.jpg user
Hey I'm from april
I'm the most elite

Alice isn't in the Discord anymore

Claiming Felix

The trip was alright, got a few pictures of the golden pioneer when we went up to the roof

>agian

Glory!

"Are newer than me"
I was here before you and I created it, kek

hes in the thread he made me mad its his fault

im older and better than you
>am i an elitist yet?
612 wharf avenue fight me

Woops, sorry about that. Frickin' mobile.

Nice new dress shoes came in today. Feels good!

So tough I already got in.

alice you made me lose all my friends you bastard

stop ignoring me

I can't help but feel bad

You need time to relax away from us. It's for your own good.

Also, you were able to calm yourself down, do that first next time

Shit maybe? I think he will notice

Where did you go?

FOR THE FATHERLAND!

Damn right you're elitist. Dirty, dirty elitist!
I think that's incorrect. You joined in June-July, right?
Neat.

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It was your fault you got Das boot

You rebel, You absolute madman

Shut the fuck up
Nymph is not here so noone will give u attention

Why don't you stick a spoon down your fucking pee hole you pathetic excuse for carbon based lifeform, evolution wasted it's time working on your sorry ass

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I dunno man, he might not, its worth a shot.

The half-orc. Though hes lawful good and Ive already pissed him off.
>halfling family stole my cart
>kill entire family including baby and mother
>he confronts me and I justify with 'law of blood'
>alignment shift to CN
>he tries to reason with me
>'you smell like an elf.png'
He has PTSD. That triggered it. He ran off after trying to handaxe me in the face.

ran im going to dig out your waifus eyes

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Ayy

Claiming her every thread.

We've been together for 4 years now and I'm now getting a commission drawn of us together.

That's what you get for being a niggerfaggot.

Up to the State Capital and to the governor's building

Didn't like going up all those fucking stairs to the roof though

Bad news for you, I am master of the attention

Now begins the laborious ritual of breaking them in.

How have you been?

Lmao

>commission drawn of us together
Man this sounds cringy

No, I joined around november - december of 2015 iirc. I started claiming Ikaros because there was already another Ruby claimer I believe.
But I've been here for long, just don't post that often and change much. But I'll be staying with Ruby

More power to you.

Its late and there nothing to do.

We may as well try

Oh shit dude

Stairs are good for you!

But we love each other!

(Checked)
Thanks user. My IRL friends always tell me to say hi to Lilly for them when we part ways.

Keep lying to yourself newfag
Not any oldfag remembers you so stop sputing shit

My sense of time is really fucked up so this may be wrong though... But I know I've been here since at least january this year>Ruby

Hey.
That's great, user.
Other Ruby is cooler than you.
But you're not elite considering you said you 'change much'.
I've been okay. I'm feeling a bit woozy currently.

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You're one lucky lad.

Pretty much, except binge watch anime/youtube and play vidya.
>Or homework
>But I don't have any of that.
>College is actually pretty easy.
I mean, its worth a shot, what if he doesn't notice? Is duct tape water proof? Eh, we'll figure it out when he tries to go sailing.

Feels good to be elite and shitposting about elite :^)
sounds good user
happy anniversary

Thank you and later.
Ay, and see ya later.

>Mami

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Cirno claim.
And I'm back

Hey Kurisu, can you explain how I'm supposed to structure this?
3b. Prove or disprove: The sum of any two irrational numbers is always irrational.

It should be incorrect by a proof by cases.
And the case I can use is pi + (4 - pi) = 4
But how the fuck do I generate that?
Because both pi AND (4 - pi) are irrational, but when added together, they are 4
How do I prove this using proper form?

Would... something like (a + ((a + 1) - a) = (a + 1)) be the way to do it?
I can't figure out the structure for something like that that is valid.

That's dedication, bro.

Blep

Not when you have a slight fear of heights, and are claustrophobic, and don't trust people a whole lot

Like I care. And what does elite mean to you anyways? Is that an autistic way of calling people who you dislike?

Oh no, our anniversary is in January, but thanks anyway.

Mmhmm, and you wonder why people don't like you

Missed yet again

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Bye.

Night terrors are the worst
Let me try to distract myself here while I calm down

>College
>Easy

wasn't trying, tbh. but can anyone help with this?

it's due tonight

You sure you didn't just want my attention? ;^)

Night Terrors? Spooky shit bro.
>Mfw taking 5 classes
>Mfw most homework I have is for my math class
>Mfw High School was much more work intensive.
>Mfw I got an 86 on a test most people got a 70-60 on.
I dunno, it just seems easier to me.

Pretty good day on the Warframe!

Got Overextended and Spoiled Strike, and about 500 Oxium. Not too bad.

Wish i was that smart.

It's spookier for the people AROUND you lol.

I sometimes wake up screeching at like, you know... 3 in the morning

Terrifies the FUCK outta people.

Haven't had this recently, though. Only a smallish one maybe a month ago

>like i care
You're replying to me, so you do. And you lied about how long you've been here, so you really care.
Elite means nothing. It's just a joke I throw around. But it seems you don't understand jokes and take things a bit too seriously. Check that too the list of reasons of you caring.
I try not too dislike anyone on here.

akame left me aswell i now have zero friends from this place or discord why does this always happen

What gear you running now?

Probably because you flip shit at the slightest bit of criticism

P-Pah! As if.
>Maybe a little..

please just make it stop it feels like my head is going to explode

Maybe I care just a bit.
Sorry, with all the Esdeath thing I'm a bit salty. Got irritated a bit easily Maybe wanna get along?
I didn't lie though, I've been here since some time (again, I have really bad memory, but I was told I was seen here "long ago")

>Ruby

I ended a storyline by murdering the kid though. Cancelled before it started. Kid was going to revenge his dad and come back as a recurring villain.

Still rocking my Rhino, Soma Prime, Lex Prime, and currently Dragon Nikana so my Affinity isn't just wasted. got Twin Grakatas in the oven.

Need to start farming more prime pieces to sell for plat. Might start farming up Soma Prime sets and selling those.

wait hang on ruby please sop ignoring me

I wish I could explain stuff well enough to teach people.
>Mfw I can read manga in class and keep up
I'm an auditory learner, its a gift I suppose.
Never been around it, worst I've dealt with was my friend having sleep paralysis and looking me with eyes full of terror.
One day I will reach you senpai. One day.

Nothing can be done now, you just won't learn

No no no, save Soma sets for when it's gone

can someone talk to me please

I miss you already...

Have you looked into tulpas?

Oh no! Lack of sleep or what??

im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry

>Why don't people like me
Because you're a dangerous sociopath with a long history of social disruption and disgusting actions. You seek help but are not actively being helped, you're simply being shuffled along as the bastard jew you call a therapist rakes in all the money he can. You're fucking yourself over by not conforming to social standards and accepting that people may or may not like you, the reason people don't like you is because you're fucking nuts and desperate like a fat ugly whore at a party trying to fuck a drunk dude.

I wouldn't really say I'm far away from you. I just have better weapons and a larger mod library. Even if you only play an hour a day you can catch up quick.

I realized that Steel Meridian requires a Soma Prime barrel for their title advancement for whatever is past Defender. Would they really vault that when it is required for a Syndicate?

Yea it isn't fun at all
Looks like thread isn't gonna help though

Im dumb and lazy marry me smart person.

Not even trips can get someone to reply to Esdeath now

I just want to talk please

Anybody got the pic of two asses sticking out of the PC monitors firing shit at each other?

please

I'll do it senpai! I'll do it for you!
Oh? Damn shame. Try doing some relaxing stuff and just taking a breather, the best psychologically calming thing is deep, soft breathing.
Will do!
>Mfw no wedding dress Eru
RIP Me.

discord.gg/3hQyt
For esdeath

I have and fuck no I won't make one of Lilly.

It's disrespectful to her and will potentially make me go insane.

send me a face pic baby

Yes, syndicate will just want something new, it's happened before

Good evening, Yun.

>sleep paralysis
lucky bitch ass niqqa.

You need that to easily have lucid dreams and/or astral projections

Hello waifu, Shino number 1 awesome is here.

Im sure you look good in a suit.

not even the people who defended me this whole time like me anymore im not even mad im just defeated this is the 5 time this happened im not going to reddit or tumblr but

Howdy

>Checked
You can probably help me well with this but I've had them a while I can help myself but thanks anyways
Hey Alice
Kinda glad to see you

Nice trips. Also have a goal in mind before you start playing. Like getting Soma Prime, or getting unlocking a planet. I find my most unproductive days on Warframe are when I just jump on and play. Even if it's something like "Maxing 1 weapon."

Seems kind of trolly. With my luck they will want something like Lex Prime receiver or something. and I'm willing to sac 1 soma barrel to advance. Them Syndicate Mods look pretty nifty and they sell for plat. So it's worth to me.

Nice trips. People were saying I am you. Why is that?

>and will potentially make me go insane
That is the best part!

Sanity is for the boring

If she can do anything right now, why isn't she doing me ;)

Go to reddit so they can downvote you even harder and your ego can be scratched away a little more you retarded cuck

The post below this is a big guy.

If I sleep on my back its guaranteed, I just panic too much to actually get anywhere with one.
>Mfw body freezes
>feel like I can't breathe
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pretty much how it goes down.
Of course I do.
>I look good in a swimsuit
>wink wink
No problem bro, yeah you probably have more experience dealing with it.
I just like helping ^^
Yeah that sounds good, I think for now my focus is on clearing the Junctions, working on that Europa junction soon.

It is waterproof

Oh, RIP

Oh shit senpai!

I'll help

I am your friend!

Could work
Fucking faggot

What about me?

Add me on discord, posted my user name earlier.

Who is this cute?

A One piece is sexy.

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Its Nadeko!