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How about this? Im doing a Gnoll Fighter with a maul. He really likes his maul. Doesnt speak Common and is covered in his magic boon item - a cloak that cannot be removed until he wants it moved. No one in the party knows hes a Gnoll too. Int of 9 so he cant learn Common either. Eh. Hes a shit anyway. A bigger shit than Tuka.
Benjamin Perez
While drinking sangria?
Listen, we banned you so you wouldn't keep working yourself up. I know you are angry about that, you have every right to be, but it is for your own good. In a week when you are calmer we will let you back in
Oliver Hughes
Megumin claimed
Charles Nelson
Polish guy! I haven't seen you in a while
Julian Campbell
Gimme
Did you fug her though? Nah, but how is she doing now?
Lewd is always good
Connor Roberts
kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me kill me
Jace Torres
still here
Jaxson Green
Kill me baby
Brandon Lopez
You know it :^3 Hey Angry ^^
Nathan Gray
your gay >hugs Red Furry fox you mean? you're just as much as a fgt as him
I don't think polish whorebo ever posts in thread
Nathaniel Parker
Erica claimed
Are you ok?
Jordan Martin
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Owen Edwards
Will do! Just need to find your house first ^.^
Jaxon Miller
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Isaac Walker
>Best fox claimu
Oh shit, good thing it was only dubs
Ethan King
So you speak in broken common and gesturing?
I want a guy to use me as a lap pillow~~
Hella
Wait who is steering?!
Easton Rodriguez
Kill yourself you lazy bastard
Isaac Robinson
Edgedeath is just being edgy again. 10/10 Would purge in the name of the Emprah.
Joseph Jackson
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Austin Ward
>a bigger shit than tuka So he's not a shit at all?
Gabriel Evans
Uh. Auto-pilot? Is that a thing on boats? If not we're fucked cause nobody's steering this shit.
Am I the only one who thinks Tuka is a Pretty Cool Girl
Luis Parker
Hey shiro
Oh shit!
Dad's going to be pissed we crashed his boat
Yes
Isaac Gomez
She reminds me of fremy from rokka no yuusha
Luis Collins
>only dubs I never even get dubs ...
Joshua Ramirez
make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors make it stop traitors
Mason Torres
I don't even know who Tuka is. Hi. How're you?
David Edwards
Ooh a discord? Can I join? TheCheshy #3701
Logan Bailey
Thank you so beautiful i did? did i get your tail?
Kayden Hughes
That's pretty much how Edgedeath do, have you seen any of the screenshots? Its horrific. I need to find that one from the discord to keep for shits and giggles. Oh he's spurging out again.
Daniel Taylor
No No No You have to be elite
Caleb Edwards
Aw shit dude we're so fucked.
Carson Anderson
> This is the Tuka
Easton Powell
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Anthony Morgan
Sure, just sent you a friend request
Hunter Barnes
Yes i have. I lurked for a while
James Sullivan
612 wharf avenue
Evan Johnson
Can I become an elitist please? Neputune#8113
Hunter Brooks
I'm trying to help you!
Angry and sad about the esdeath drama
Well, nice knowing you
Justin Nguyen
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Kayden Sanchez
Yeah sure why not
Jayden Rodriguez
...
Cameron Robinson
I dont know broken Common. Only Orc and Gnoll. And even Orc is short and sharp. Gestures are 3 - maul on shoulder means relaxed. Maul in hands means fighting soon. Maul head on ground and hands on handle means 'what do we do'. Head moving rapidly while maul in hands means 'get me the fuck outta here'
Dylan King
Nice shave rash
Charles Ramirez
>if only She was crying and all, consoled her a bit and then left it there.
Oliver Hernandez
Which bkub comic is this?
David Wright
how tough are ya? can i get your ears?
Jeremiah Butler
But wait you're apart of this too! Don't leave me bro!~
Christopher Cooper
Holy shit those feet are godly. Every morning I wake up snuggled to my daki of her, covered in my 23.jpg blanket. Drink a glass of coffee from my mug with a print of her on it. I then proceed to jerk off to her. Then I post 23.jpg on /waifu/ and comment "nice feet"
Cooper Gonzalez
>CLAIMING :D
Elijah Campbell
>Kills 4 armed scary thing!
Nathan Moore
I'm sure that could go well. Does anyone in the party know orc?
I think we dead man, or we going to die!
My dad planned to sail that boat around the world when he retired
Nicholas Allen
I miss Chen being the most elite faggot alive. Damn. These newfags don't compare to the elite crew.
Camden Butler
To be elitist you have to be older than the people on the Discord you're referring too. All of the people on that Discord are newer than me, far from elitists. I see.
Andrew Powell
I c-claim Alice!
Nicholas Diaz
Hi qt, no sleep?
>Post lewds
Cooper Wright
do we have room for Mimi?
Brody Young
i just calmed down and you haaaaaaad to come back you got me kicked from the discord agian
Dylan Wright
Well, I should say most people on the Discord. I think Fran's in there and some others.
Brody Brown
Aw hell. What if we just duct tape the boat back together? Oh yeah! >Fights too! Glory!~
David Roberts
Just one.
Also I'll shoot for that Discord thing. Vallokius #3588
David Gomez
> >Holy shit those feet are godly. Every morning I wake up snuggled to my daki of her, covered in my 23.jpg blanket. Drink a glass of coffee from my mug with a print of her on it. I then proceed to jerk off to her. Then I post 23.jpg on /waifu/ and comment "nice feet" That's some dedication you have to 23.jpg user Hey I'm from april I'm the most elite
Parker Price
Alice isn't in the Discord anymore
Ayden Phillips
Claiming Felix
The trip was alright, got a few pictures of the golden pioneer when we went up to the roof
Luke Barnes
>agian
Glory!
Leo Baker
"Are newer than me" I was here before you and I created it, kek
Gavin Anderson
hes in the thread he made me mad its his fault
Jayden Martinez
im older and better than you >am i an elitist yet? 612 wharf avenue fight me
Owen Bailey
Woops, sorry about that. Frickin' mobile.
Kayden Moore
Nice new dress shoes came in today. Feels good!
Grayson Foster
So tough I already got in.
Xavier Lopez
alice you made me lose all my friends you bastard
stop ignoring me
Luke Perez
I can't help but feel bad
You need time to relax away from us. It's for your own good.
Also, you were able to calm yourself down, do that first next time
Shit maybe? I think he will notice
Where did you go?
David Nguyen
FOR THE FATHERLAND!
Carson Kelly
Damn right you're elitist. Dirty, dirty elitist! I think that's incorrect. You joined in June-July, right? Neat.
Shut the fuck up Nymph is not here so noone will give u attention
Kevin Gray
Why don't you stick a spoon down your fucking pee hole you pathetic excuse for carbon based lifeform, evolution wasted it's time working on your sorry ass
Dylan Jackson
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Matthew Watson
I dunno man, he might not, its worth a shot.
Landon Roberts
The half-orc. Though hes lawful good and Ive already pissed him off. >halfling family stole my cart >kill entire family including baby and mother >he confronts me and I justify with 'law of blood' >alignment shift to CN >he tries to reason with me >'you smell like an elf.png' He has PTSD. That triggered it. He ran off after trying to handaxe me in the face.
Easton Cox
ran im going to dig out your waifus eyes
Henry Anderson
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Connor Sanchez
Ayy
Liam Sanchez
Claiming her every thread.
We've been together for 4 years now and I'm now getting a commission drawn of us together.
Jacob Roberts
That's what you get for being a niggerfaggot.
Jeremiah Robinson
Up to the State Capital and to the governor's building
Didn't like going up all those fucking stairs to the roof though
Henry Myers
Bad news for you, I am master of the attention
Now begins the laborious ritual of breaking them in.
How have you been?
Lmao
>commission drawn of us together Man this sounds cringy
Levi Cruz
No, I joined around november - december of 2015 iirc. I started claiming Ikaros because there was already another Ruby claimer I believe. But I've been here for long, just don't post that often and change much. But I'll be staying with Ruby
Ryder Anderson
More power to you.
Grayson Nelson
Its late and there nothing to do.
William Martin
We may as well try
Oh shit dude
Stairs are good for you!
Cooper Robinson
But we love each other!
(Checked) Thanks user. My IRL friends always tell me to say hi to Lilly for them when we part ways.
Matthew Richardson
Keep lying to yourself newfag Not any oldfag remembers you so stop sputing shit
Aaron Carter
My sense of time is really fucked up so this may be wrong though... But I know I've been here since at least january this year>Ruby
Ethan Reyes
Hey. That's great, user. Other Ruby is cooler than you. But you're not elite considering you said you 'change much'. I've been okay. I'm feeling a bit woozy currently.
Grayson Mitchell
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Nolan Ortiz
You're one lucky lad.
Gabriel Cooper
Pretty much, except binge watch anime/youtube and play vidya. >Or homework >But I don't have any of that. >College is actually pretty easy. I mean, its worth a shot, what if he doesn't notice? Is duct tape water proof? Eh, we'll figure it out when he tries to go sailing.
Jose Myers
Feels good to be elite and shitposting about elite :^) sounds good user happy anniversary
Jace Garcia
Thank you and later. Ay, and see ya later.
>Mami
Ethan Perry
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Jace Lee
Cirno claim. And I'm back
Hey Kurisu, can you explain how I'm supposed to structure this? 3b. Prove or disprove: The sum of any two irrational numbers is always irrational.
It should be incorrect by a proof by cases. And the case I can use is pi + (4 - pi) = 4 But how the fuck do I generate that? Because both pi AND (4 - pi) are irrational, but when added together, they are 4 How do I prove this using proper form?
Would... something like (a + ((a + 1) - a) = (a + 1)) be the way to do it? I can't figure out the structure for something like that that is valid.
Charles Hill
That's dedication, bro.
Justin Gutierrez
Blep
Henry Sanders
Not when you have a slight fear of heights, and are claustrophobic, and don't trust people a whole lot
Camden Kelly
Like I care. And what does elite mean to you anyways? Is that an autistic way of calling people who you dislike?
Mason Torres
Oh no, our anniversary is in January, but thanks anyway.
Kevin Reed
Mmhmm, and you wonder why people don't like you
Missed yet again
Brayden Perez
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Jaxson James
Bye.
Carson Hernandez
Night terrors are the worst Let me try to distract myself here while I calm down
Easton Hughes
>College >Easy
Jacob Barnes
wasn't trying, tbh. but can anyone help with this?
it's due tonight
Gabriel Bell
You sure you didn't just want my attention? ;^)
Michael Jenkins
Night Terrors? Spooky shit bro. >Mfw taking 5 classes >Mfw most homework I have is for my math class >Mfw High School was much more work intensive. >Mfw I got an 86 on a test most people got a 70-60 on. I dunno, it just seems easier to me.
Jace Lee
Pretty good day on the Warframe!
Got Overextended and Spoiled Strike, and about 500 Oxium. Not too bad.
Grayson Jenkins
Wish i was that smart.
Michael Brown
It's spookier for the people AROUND you lol.
I sometimes wake up screeching at like, you know... 3 in the morning
Terrifies the FUCK outta people.
Haven't had this recently, though. Only a smallish one maybe a month ago
Blake Allen
>like i care You're replying to me, so you do. And you lied about how long you've been here, so you really care. Elite means nothing. It's just a joke I throw around. But it seems you don't understand jokes and take things a bit too seriously. Check that too the list of reasons of you caring. I try not too dislike anyone on here.
Ayden Diaz
akame left me aswell i now have zero friends from this place or discord why does this always happen
Adam Gonzalez
What gear you running now?
Probably because you flip shit at the slightest bit of criticism
Adam Edwards
P-Pah! As if. >Maybe a little..
Leo Walker
please just make it stop it feels like my head is going to explode
Julian Torres
Maybe I care just a bit. Sorry, with all the Esdeath thing I'm a bit salty. Got irritated a bit easily Maybe wanna get along? I didn't lie though, I've been here since some time (again, I have really bad memory, but I was told I was seen here "long ago")
>Ruby
Ayden Wood
I ended a storyline by murdering the kid though. Cancelled before it started. Kid was going to revenge his dad and come back as a recurring villain.
Christian Jenkins
Still rocking my Rhino, Soma Prime, Lex Prime, and currently Dragon Nikana so my Affinity isn't just wasted. got Twin Grakatas in the oven.
Need to start farming more prime pieces to sell for plat. Might start farming up Soma Prime sets and selling those.
Bentley Kelly
wait hang on ruby please sop ignoring me
Jason Hughes
I wish I could explain stuff well enough to teach people. >Mfw I can read manga in class and keep up I'm an auditory learner, its a gift I suppose. Never been around it, worst I've dealt with was my friend having sleep paralysis and looking me with eyes full of terror. One day I will reach you senpai. One day.
Anthony Brooks
Nothing can be done now, you just won't learn
No no no, save Soma sets for when it's gone
Eli Torres
can someone talk to me please
Joshua Davis
I miss you already...
Have you looked into tulpas?
Oh no! Lack of sleep or what??
Oliver Smith
im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry im sorry
Xavier Gomez
>Why don't people like me Because you're a dangerous sociopath with a long history of social disruption and disgusting actions. You seek help but are not actively being helped, you're simply being shuffled along as the bastard jew you call a therapist rakes in all the money he can. You're fucking yourself over by not conforming to social standards and accepting that people may or may not like you, the reason people don't like you is because you're fucking nuts and desperate like a fat ugly whore at a party trying to fuck a drunk dude.
Nathaniel Wood
I wouldn't really say I'm far away from you. I just have better weapons and a larger mod library. Even if you only play an hour a day you can catch up quick.
I realized that Steel Meridian requires a Soma Prime barrel for their title advancement for whatever is past Defender. Would they really vault that when it is required for a Syndicate?
Jacob Sullivan
Yea it isn't fun at all Looks like thread isn't gonna help though
Gabriel Bennett
Im dumb and lazy marry me smart person.
Daniel Ortiz
Not even trips can get someone to reply to Esdeath now
Leo Morgan
I just want to talk please
Easton Robinson
Anybody got the pic of two asses sticking out of the PC monitors firing shit at each other?
Joseph Clark
please
Andrew Myers
I'll do it senpai! I'll do it for you! Oh? Damn shame. Try doing some relaxing stuff and just taking a breather, the best psychologically calming thing is deep, soft breathing. Will do! >Mfw no wedding dress Eru RIP Me.
It's disrespectful to her and will potentially make me go insane.
Wyatt Edwards
send me a face pic baby
John Harris
Yes, syndicate will just want something new, it's happened before
Hudson Jones
Good evening, Yun.
Justin Baker
>sleep paralysis lucky bitch ass niqqa.
You need that to easily have lucid dreams and/or astral projections
Nathan Rivera
Hello waifu, Shino number 1 awesome is here.
Liam Sanchez
Im sure you look good in a suit.
Josiah Sanders
not even the people who defended me this whole time like me anymore im not even mad im just defeated this is the 5 time this happened im not going to reddit or tumblr but
Nathan Johnson
Howdy
Andrew Ortiz
>Checked You can probably help me well with this but I've had them a while I can help myself but thanks anyways Hey Alice Kinda glad to see you
Aiden Ross
Nice trips. Also have a goal in mind before you start playing. Like getting Soma Prime, or getting unlocking a planet. I find my most unproductive days on Warframe are when I just jump on and play. Even if it's something like "Maxing 1 weapon."
Seems kind of trolly. With my luck they will want something like Lex Prime receiver or something. and I'm willing to sac 1 soma barrel to advance. Them Syndicate Mods look pretty nifty and they sell for plat. So it's worth to me.
Justin Edwards
Nice trips. People were saying I am you. Why is that?
>and will potentially make me go insane That is the best part!
Sanity is for the boring
If she can do anything right now, why isn't she doing me ;)
Anthony Walker
Go to reddit so they can downvote you even harder and your ego can be scratched away a little more you retarded cuck
Carson Hill
The post below this is a big guy.
David Cruz
If I sleep on my back its guaranteed, I just panic too much to actually get anywhere with one. >Mfw body freezes >feel like I can't breathe >AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Pretty much how it goes down. Of course I do. >I look good in a swimsuit >wink wink No problem bro, yeah you probably have more experience dealing with it. I just like helping ^^ Yeah that sounds good, I think for now my focus is on clearing the Junctions, working on that Europa junction soon.