>Be me >Make the mistake of signing up for yoga >Literally only man in class >QT-3000 on matt in front of me - Amazing feet >We all bend over and arch our backs, can see up her shirt and her butt flex >All I want are those feet >Lean in a bit further for a little sniff >heaven.jpeg >Told to hold the 'downward dog' (stupid fucking name) pose for five minutes >Can't take her feet's teasing much longer >Her toes wriggle as she tries to keep balance >I know what they want >Lean in and lightly kiss her sole >No one noticed >Decide to give them a little lick >She noticed, kicks me in the face - apparently it tickled >"user, what the heck?" >Everyone is looking at me now >Pretend to have fallen, land on her feet and calves >"Oh no. I lost my balance, sorry." >Jackpot >Everyone looks back to the yogi >She smacks at me a little as I rub myself against her feet >Removed out from yoga class
Didn't want to take yoga anyway.
Hunter Peterson
just get a hooker you wizard
Asher Lopez
Op, where did you get the nerves to do this ?
Michael Peterson
That's illegal.
Ethan Garcia
What did they smell like?
Mason Nguyen
OP you're lucky to not get arrested for that kind of brazen shit in this day and age.
Ryan Evans
Way to take the male race down another peg you faggot
Brody Gutierrez
Pretty much like what I imagine sex smells like.
Jonathan Green
this Why do you even like the smell of feet, absolutely disgusting i can understand if you think feet are cute, i guess, but that's repulsive
Dylan Cooper
>what i imagine sex smells like well i think i get it now go get laid, dude
Matthew Thompson
>male race
American education everybody
Jack Gonzalez
Op is a bossingly gentleman scholar
Thomas Moore
If like to thank the California public school system
Oliver Ward
this
Anthony Young
so is sexual assault on a foot you freak
Evan Cruz
Tried. Got hit by blue balling bitch.
Colton Young
Bull shit, niggers are seriously falling for this?
Lucas Evans
That's not sexual assault.
Jason Nelson
>kiss her sole >give them a little lick >rub myself against her feet
Ha, ok grandmaster.
Levi Williams
I was clothed.
Josiah Harris
Right, rapists get off scott free if they have socks and a scarf on
Zachary James
The term sexual assault refers to sexual contact or behavior that occurs without explicit consent of the victim.
Jeremiah Morris
whats so bad about finding female feet attractive?
Ryder Davis
Exactly.
Liam Murphy
I'm pretty sure attacking someone's feet is regular assault. Remember reading a story about something homeless guy running up on a little girl, rubber her feet on his beard and some other shit then dipped, and they said he could only be charged with a misdemeanor, and that's cuz it was a little girl.
Austin Baker
kiss lick and rubbing, not sure what he rubbed on her foot but still.
Jaxon Long
Hips. Nothing more. This was like a year ago.
Nathan Ross
Oh boy, California one of the reasons i moved when i was 5, my parents didn't want me to become a tard at those fucking schools