HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?

HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?

shoot him in the head with a 9mm, he aint bullet proof...

just hand him a needle containing cyanide and tell him its full of synthol. problem solved.

poison his water while hes not looking...

By having a dick I can actually get hard and stick in a woman

Push a needle into him and watch the air going out

If that's synthol then that's a permanent half erection. wtf

OP what're you talking about? You know you want to treat him like an all you can eat

Ogerdick

Rip off his dick and beat him to death with it..

depends on the competition

cut his nipples off and watch him bleed to death

dude that's silicone

he has silicone in his cock so another guy can fuck his cockhole with his cock

he's gay af

put him in a tiny home, set it on fire, and then tell him the only way out is trough a small door
>nb4 house is made of metal

That person's life must be absolute hell

Then wear it as a badge of courage

you shoppe

Just leave him alone, both his penis size and the grotesque physique make him a sure thing to never get laid in his entire life. Poor bastard will end up being one of the oldest virgins alive.

Egg and spoon race.

Literally that dick is too big to fuck anyone that hasn't done years of extensive size training.

he fucks men

he's gay

gay men want to fuck this guy

in his cock

I'd challenge him to a sprint race. That dong of his is sure to break his legs when his momentum picks up.

with photoshop

Or you could cut 3 holes in it and wear it as a leather balacava and say "this is a robbery"

*balaclava

staying alive by 35.

He actually is a gay escort in NY and makes a decent income. And from what I am aware he can fuck with that thing.

Mine can do more than get semi-hard, unlike a monster cock. Monster cocks cannot get the blood pressure needed to get really stiff.

please explain why the fuck should i care to "compete"

You guys can't even tell that it's a fucking digital image made by a computer. It's high-def CGI.

compete? why compete i would absolutely love to worship him as my master and be his sluttly little fucktoy

Tripp dubs dont lie

name?

Better photoshop skills.