HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?
HOW the FUCK do you COMPETE against THIS?
shoot him in the head with a 9mm, he aint bullet proof...
just hand him a needle containing cyanide and tell him its full of synthol. problem solved.
poison his water while hes not looking...
By having a dick I can actually get hard and stick in a woman
Push a needle into him and watch the air going out
If that's synthol then that's a permanent half erection. wtf
OP what're you talking about? You know you want to treat him like an all you can eat
Ogerdick
Rip off his dick and beat him to death with it..
depends on the competition
cut his nipples off and watch him bleed to death
dude that's silicone
he has silicone in his cock so another guy can fuck his cockhole with his cock
he's gay af
put him in a tiny home, set it on fire, and then tell him the only way out is trough a small door
>nb4 house is made of metal
That person's life must be absolute hell
Then wear it as a badge of courage
you shoppe
Just leave him alone, both his penis size and the grotesque physique make him a sure thing to never get laid in his entire life. Poor bastard will end up being one of the oldest virgins alive.
Egg and spoon race.
Literally that dick is too big to fuck anyone that hasn't done years of extensive size training.
he fucks men
he's gay
gay men want to fuck this guy
in his cock
I'd challenge him to a sprint race. That dong of his is sure to break his legs when his momentum picks up.
with photoshop
Or you could cut 3 holes in it and wear it as a leather balacava and say "this is a robbery"
*balaclava
staying alive by 35.
He actually is a gay escort in NY and makes a decent income. And from what I am aware he can fuck with that thing.
Mine can do more than get semi-hard, unlike a monster cock. Monster cocks cannot get the blood pressure needed to get really stiff.
please explain why the fuck should i care to "compete"
You guys can't even tell that it's a fucking digital image made by a computer. It's high-def CGI.
compete? why compete i would absolutely love to worship him as my master and be his sluttly little fucktoy
Tripp dubs dont lie
name?
Better photoshop skills.