Be me

Jose Hernandez
Jose Hernandez

be me
be 26 y/o, decent looking, can't socialize for shit, only hang out with my 5-6 friends
college dropout (I was studying music if that matters, wanted to be a composer)
work dead end office job
use tinder to get laid, works well if you're not picky
meet cute 22 y/o girl using tinder, she cool, like really cool, she's a designer and is into the same geeky shit i am into
we go out on a date and everything is perfect
meet again and again during the same week
"this is awesome! i think this could develop into something meaningful"
she drops a bomb on me
she was in a very abusive relationship, so bad the other guy literally poked a hole in a condom to get her preggo and keep her with him
thinking of aborting mission, 2spoopy4me
meh whatever, try my luck and meet her 1 year old kid
cute kid, friendly and curious
nigguh wtf am i doing, i never even wanted to have kids!
start thinking she may be worth it AND a keeper
every day i want to be a better person for her, thinking of going back to college to be a good rolemodel
talking to her is like talking to someone who really understands me, ad geniunely laughs at my shitty humor
months have passed, i think i am technically a dad at this point
relationship is great, everything is great
i have a talent to ruin things when they're going well, and i'm scared i'll ruin this also

What do I do? How do I stop myself from screwing such a wonderful thing?

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Henry Harris
Henry Harris

do whatever you've been doing to keep things right, don't try to pull and funny shit yet.

David Ross
David Ross

Cuck

Levi Long
Levi Long

you'll be stepdad.. don't worry many dads do it. but there goes all your money and time! That worth her pussy and the companionship?

Jace Lewis
Jace Lewis

thats a lot of text

why should i read it?

Tyler Walker
Tyler Walker

I'm trying my best

It's not just the pussy and the companionship, I thought it was at first.
But then I realized I truly felt happy with her, child is a bonus I guess.

Thomas Moore
Thomas Moore

going to college to become a "composer"

that is top kek
me and my stem degree laugh at you cynically

ps you will fuck it up for you are obviously retarded...
fuck me a composer thats right up there with gender studies and art history

Landon Cook
Landon Cook

If the kid part nigger you should just leave.

Ryan Stewart
Ryan Stewart

Master fisher
Show her that you are on the hook. Chances are, she'll flip and show her true colours.

Camden Perez
Camden Perez

I'll tell everyone a secret to true love... But first, we have to..

count to 5

Robert Scott
Robert Scott

1

Henry Jones
Henry Jones

2

Hunter Martinez
Hunter Martinez

2

Bentley Morgan
Bentley Morgan

Neat, I have a lot of respect for STEM careers, unfortunately I'm not smart enough, I think, even though I like reading about science-y stuff. And music is one of the few things that make me feel alive, so there's that.

You mean she might be using me or something? That bitch!

And there goes the secret. Good job guys.

Aiden Cox
Aiden Cox

They have legit college degrees for being a 'composer'?
Top kek

This is what happens when parents tell you "you're special and can be anything you want"

Have fun living in a trailer with becky and her bastard mullato kid while she talks you into putting your measly burger-flipping paycheck towards the light bill and baby formula when you're not even the dad.

Useless, fucking useless.

Jose Morales
Jose Morales

Sounds like you need something in your life to be inspired. Nothing wrong with it, people are motivated in different ways. If you make each other happy then be happy. Be grateful you found someone who understands you and never take it for granted. But, if the kids half nigger, you need to kick that bitch back to the ghetto

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

If you're not smart enough for a STEM degree, you're not smart enough to be a composer nigger. You sure you graduated high school...with a diploma?

Jonathan Price
Jonathan Price

pics

Adrian Wood
Adrian Wood

double dubs
be a good OP and deliver

Also,
We can count to 5. I still have the secret to true love

Charles Robinson
Charles Robinson

22 y/o designer single mom on tinder, claiming she got out of an abusive relationship where she did not terminate the pregnancy

Signs point to "Looking for enabler".

If you actually love this girl, then see how she behaves around you once you start providing.

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

Pretty sure.
It was more "do whatever you want to do, just don't be a loser"
In your face mom and dad! I'm a loser and there's nothing you can do about it.
Not even the power of double dubs can make me post those pics.

Noah Williams
Noah Williams

What about...
DOUBLE DUBLE?!

Joshua Collins
Joshua Collins

You are an ultra dick, wow. I think composerbro is going to have a way happier life than you, as he refrains from shitting on other people for no reason.

Have a good one!

Jack Carter
Jack Carter

Shit. Rerolling

Chase Miller
Chase Miller

Fuck. Rerolling again

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

Damnit

Isaiah Jenkins
Isaiah Jenkins

So close

Jacob Clark
Jacob Clark

Fuck. Almost quads
reroll

David James
David James

So. Close.

Jack Smith
Jack Smith

Dude come on. You don't really believe as story that shady, right?
poking holes in condoms
not aborting
look at me, I'm so innocent and harmless

She'll suck your money dry, all the while she'll also be sucking all the chads, while you'll stay home for the kid, coz "I so dad lel"

Honestly, no puss in the world would make me stick with a single mom. Never.

Jacob Davis
Jacob Davis

Fuck it. I give up.
Come on OP, just one pic

Aaron Baker
Aaron Baker

DUBZ

John Butler
John Butler

Pay attention to this, kids.
Don't let OP's unintentional sacrifice go to waste.
1-Went to college for a completely useless fucking degree.
2-Dropped out, most likely with debt.
3-Fell for a SINGLE MOM when he's a college dropout
4-Is already putting himself in position of "father-figure" to this more-than-likely-half-black nigger kid
5-Can't provide for himself let alone another adult, even more-so a fucking child
6-Doesn't see the grave he's digging for himself

In approximately 6-16 months, OP will hit the wall. He'll realize that placing a priority on this white trash girl over going back to school and getting his shit together before diving head-first into a serious relationship is probably not the best idea. They'll probably move in together, sure. Then she'll start asking for him to help with a new pair of sneakers for the kid. Then maybe a winter coat. Before long, any and all money he had thought to save to go back to school is being used up for electric bill, water bill, food for the kid, diapers and OP will just be left stunned, shocked, and too poor to pull himself out of the situation. Thus the cycle repeats itself and OP is stuck wasting his life away, never pursuing his dreams, only working paycheck to paycheck for some skag that, at best, will give him a little pussy every once in a while.

Learn from this. Do not make the same mistake.

Luis Reed
Luis Reed

OHHH DUBS IN A ROW

Come on op, it may not be double dubs, but that's two posts in a row with dubs

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

Show her this exact message, she will like you more for it

And then she will dump you for posting to b

Jason Fisher
Jason Fisher

I wasn't shitting on him, I was telling him the truth since apparently no one else ever has.

You want this kid to come out of college with a degree that's hardly applicable to the modern job market and 40-100k in debt with the ball and chain of a new "family" to provide for?

You sound like the dick for wishing that on someone tbh. This isn't a fairy tale, dreams don't just "come true" and life is only a series of making the RIGHT decisions when you reach that fork in the road. So far it seems OP has made a series of fucking horrible ones, but he's still at a point where he can turn things around if he pulls his head out of his ass and grows up.

Levi Scott
Levi Scott

She said she thought of aborting, but ended up keeping it because she couldn't bring her to do it. Ended up loving the baby.
Also, she works and can provide for both her and the baby.
1- Useless? Probably
2- In debt? Nope, not american, and while college here might be expensive, I don't need any loans to attend college.
5- I can provide for myself very well, thank you. In fact, we both lived very comfortably before meeting each other, not a super luxurious and lavish lifestyle, but I don't struggle to make ends meet.

Ayden Phillips
Ayden Phillips

Because you are on Cred Forums and that means your time is worthless anyway.

Easton Nguyen
Easton Nguyen

Ok, I'm sure you've got all the answers.
Have fun fathering a bastard kid as a "composer", faggot. Let us know how it works out in a year.

Andrew Butler
Andrew Butler

y u so mad doe?
Your just jealous cause this guy is trying to make the most out of a shitty situation
But he IS a giant faggot I'll give you that

Elijah Ortiz
Elijah Ortiz

Don't listen to the naysayers Op. They are just a bunch of bitter neckband who can't get laid.

You seem like you have the situation under control. Go for it.

Luis Russell
Luis Russell

Mad? Not at all.
Trying to make the best of a shitty situation?
It's not something that randomly got thrust upon him, he's literally CREATING his own shit situation.
I was under the impression he wanted real advice, but I see he just wanted to "hehe" about dropping out of college and picking up the responsibility of a girlfriend (?) who's more than likely just using him and a bastard kid. Some people just want to be fucking cucked I guess. Have at it.

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