NFL: Cowboys 16 home games with promising young QB, Texans 2-0 best pass rush in NFL NBA: Spurs WCF favorites, rockets and Mavs perennial playoff contenders NHL: Stars best team in the Western Conference MLS: Dynamo and FC Dallas are good MLB: Who fucking cares? I think the Rangers and Astros are decent but no one gives a fuck about baseBORE NCAA: Texas and TAM are good. Most great recruits come from Texas
Plus GOAT economy, food, culture, laws and barely any minorities
>A $60 million Texas high school stadium that got national attention for its grandeur and price tag will be shut down indefinitely 18 months after its opening
Mason Reyes
Proof? We have an active outdoors lifestyle here, plus most of the food here is pretty healthy
>NFL Cowboys will fail to make the playoffs, Houston will be one and done, maybe two if they luck into a Bengals WC game again >NBA Spurs will actually be too old to compete this year, will still make the playoffs but will flame out early, Mavs and Rockets are going to be shit and will not even get in >NHL the Benn meme will be exposed and then he'll get hurt for the rest of the season, the Stars will just lose out on the final WC spot thanks to the Wild >MLB Asstros won't get the final WC, Rangers can probably reach the WS but they'll fall to the Giants even-year meme >NCAA the Longhorns are mediocre having only barely beaten a bad Notre Dame team and losing to a shit Cal team, A&M is in the wrong conference to be of any relevence >MLS >caring about low-tier minor leagues
everything else is insignificant
Angel Gonzalez
The Giants won't even make the playoffs they have sucked such dick since the all star break, and the WS will be red sox v Cubs
Connor Butler
Doesn't take into account that obese people include those who are really muscular....
Cooper Scott
To be fair, all of Cal's best players are from Texas.
This is just because of the Mexicans and other darkies.
Matthew Edwards
Grasping at straws there, chubby.
Ryan Rogers
>Plus GOAT economy, food, culture, laws and barely any minorities >barely any minorities
That Texas BBQ is clogging your mind and your arteries
Jack Richardson
The only "good" Cal player from Tx is Webb, and he isnt good
Joseph Myers
Yeah if you take out the Mexicans and blacks Texas would shoot to the top of the list
Ryder Stewart
that's not a source of pride anymore user
Jordan Ramirez
>16 home games Where? not in dallas for sure
Kayden Jones
kek KEK
Nathan Jones
>delusional Texasfags
Sebastian Edwards
holy shit
Owen Thompson
That happened literally once
Every other game the Cowboys have is 16 home games and even that game it was only FOX showing 49er fans
I'm a season ticket holder and you're wrong, you're the worst kind of Cowboys fan and you give decent fans a bad name.
Oliver Nelson
Misleading
First of all the white uniforms are all Dallas fans. SF doesn't use white Second of all that game probably took place in SF
Nathaniel Martin
No, Cowboys fans are mostly fairweather, they don't show up to games unless their team is hyped to hell.
That's why Jerry Jones always tries to pick the biggest name in the draft every year
Landon Ortiz
>Cowboys fans cant even identify their own stadium
Jeremiah Gomez
most """people""" in texas are mexicans and only care about divegrass
>barely any minorities
Gavin Davis
>blue endzone turf and when did gore join the cowboys?
Aaron Hill
Typical cowboys fan who has never even watched his team play.
Jaxon Barnes
>This is just because of the Mexicans and other darkies.
>barely any minorities
Logan Thomas
>cowboys have white jerseys with red numbers >frank gore is a cowboy >the city of texas
Brandon Barnes
>2011: Cowboys fans are the worst fans on Cred Forums >2012: slightly overshadowed by xhehawks fanboyism, still one of the worst fanbases regardless >2013: seacucks bandwagoning peaks, cowboys still top 2 but can hide behind seattle fans >2014: sea bandwagoners BTFO and cowboys reclaim top of the worst fanbase chart >2015: still the worst >2016: STILL the worst
cowboys fans should pray the shecucks win another super bowl
Gabriel Powell
So what's the verdict on Texas and minorities?
Samuel Cox
Isn't this more of a sign of how many Commiefornian refugees there are in Texas?
Joshua Collins
No it just means literally everybody from Texas is a bandwagoner, even cowshit fans
source: i live in mckinney
Adam Hall
You know how many ethnic Californians have moved to Texas?
Most of the Asian, black and white population are California refugees
Jonathan Garcia
I think it's more a sign of a successful franchise and how many Mexicans live in texas
Angel Campbell
>You know how many ethnic Californians have moved to Texas? No but neither do you, faggot.
Gabriel Bennett
What is it like being this delusional?
Matthew Powell
Let's compare franchise success
Cowboys: 16 home games Promising young QB Coach has actually won a playoff game Most valuable franchise
Whiners: No one goes to games Blaine Gabbert at QB Chip Kelly exposed No one outside of Commieland is a fan
Gee who would you rather be?
Jordan Watson
...
Blake Wright
Barely any
Matthew Perry
Don't listen to him, he's using tranny tumblr logic so he clearly is not in a sane state of mind.
Josiah Howard
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
James Adams
White people
Barely any white people
That makes sense
Connor Martinez
Why are so many Californians obsessed with Texas?
You have your own failed state to live in. Leave us alone
Andrew Davis
the only one mentioning California here is you
Landon Gutierrez
Texas BBQ is probably the best in the country
No other BBQ comes close
Gavin Cruz
>Texans constantly mention how many Californians move to their state like it's a badge of honor >claim California is obsessed with them
Top kek. California literally never thinks about Texas ever. We're too busy smoking weed enjoying the weather and surfing our God tier beaches
Anthony Martinez
There's a shit ton of hispanics but they're better integrated than in California for example. Dividing Texas into whites and minorities doesn't make that much sense, since Texas culture has a lot of hispanic influence in the first place.
William Davis
Why are Texas so obsessed with California?
Evan Turner
>why are you obsessed with the millions of Commies moving into Texas
Gee I dunno
Liam Gutierrez
Yeah the difference between whites and Hispanics in Texas is small. Hispanics in Texas are virtually white people
Landon Howard
>Commies That Texas education.
Brayden Gutierrez
t. Juan Garcia
Dylan Cruz
>Hispanics in Texas are virtually white people This thread is fucking hilarious. From retarded Cowboys fans to delusional Texasfags. Good thread pham.
Liam Smith
You don't live here so you don't understand
Look at Selena Gomez - she's the average Texas Mexican
Most Hispanics here are either Tejano or white Mexican
William Mitchell
you tried this exact same bait on Cred Forums and everyone laughed you out of the thread, why would you try it here
Thomas Lee
>Selena Gomez >white Please stop. My cheeks hurt.
Christopher Cook
I'm not saying she's white. She's culturally white and acts like the average Texas Mexican
Jason Martinez
>implying patsfags aren't the absolute worst
Asher Torres
Spurs are literally the best team in the Western Conference
Charles Bennett
They probably think that the Soviet Union is still a thing.
Sad really.
Henry Price
Texas is the best
Samuel Hall
Bump, where are my Texas bros at? Shithole of Corpus Christi checking in.
Julian Brooks
Southlake reporting in
Juan Ramirez
>A fanbase stuck in the past and another that shits the bed when it gets cold >Old players, swaglords, and Cuban's cucks >>furpuck in Texas >>MLS >Choke artists and choke artists >The most hated team in college sports and a team that tries too hard and repeatedly falls on its face
We kind of suck at sports right now, famalama
Eli Cook
Dude, you seen Dak play? He's forreal
Jace Morris
108 replies literally no HEB or Stripes shoutouts yet fuck off califags start your own thread
Julian Nguyen
HUE
Joshua Robinson
When Jerry Jones dies, Texas will shut down for a week of mourning.
Levi Miller
Resident of Texas here
I'll be throwing a party of celebration.
Jason Moore
>commiefornia >not stalinist safehaven
Jack Morgan
What city do you hail from, /texas/?
Bentley Jones
>One >Strike >Away
Thomas Kelly
Grew up in Mission, Tom Landry's hometown
Cooper Moore
Ooooh, he beat the fucking Redskins at the last minute, I'm so impressed. Come back to me when Dallas beats Cincy and Green Bay.
Brody Myers
Texas is best
Angel Anderson
H-E-B > Publix/Wegmans/every other store
Elijah Ross
Midland. We've got oil and shitty high school football.
Lucas Howard
To be fair Midland put up a hell of a game against DeSoto. Why Yenzer didn't let DeSoto score and let Midland have 1:30 to make a TD is beyond me.
Matthew Turner
it's pretty much like that everywhere, unless you're from suburban Houston/Dallas none of the Valley teams are good but Sharyland ended up on the ESPN top 10 a few years ago cuz of a 109 yard kickoff return
Brandon Turner
HEB is GOAT
Aaron Miller
I barely know any Mexicans and rarely see them
Michael Cook
just saw my sister a few days ago she got me tacos from my favorite shack forgot to ask for big chip cookies =((((((((((((((((
Robert Baker
That's because you rarely go outside you fucking lard.
Samuel Nelson
if any of you guys end up in the valley go here plz and eat an order of bacon egg bean and cheese tacos for me
Gavin Green
...
Nathan Miller
...
Henry Garcia
Wow...so the last time they did something even remotely noteworthy was 1995.