/wch/ 2016 - Russia VS NorthAmerica

go ryssia. redeem yourselves from the refpuck of sweden.

Ovechtrick is looking a little older these days. When did he get so much grey hair? Is he the next Drew Miller?

NA jerseys look like something I would've designed when I was 15 and my favourite album was Hybrid Theory

>WEAK

14/88 would heil

Komarov killed him

>NA will boyhandle Russia
>Ovi gets sent to Goulog

babbys vs commies

dirty piece of shit russian didnt remove his helmet

i don't know how everyone is pissing themselves about it. yeah it's clean but it's still gaudy and ugly.

>it's refpuck because you can't throw the puck in the net

>complaining about edgy jersey
>on a teenager team
k

WE WAS BANNERS N SHEEIT

He's actually old now, over 30

linkin park is still my favorite band and i like the jerseys

that's why they're good

On the strayan/hue Watch ESPN feed, you could listen to the play-by-play eating peanuts and laughing at the banner exchange

HOOOOOME OF THEEEE SHAART
AND THE LAAAAND OF THEEEEEE MART

Ekblad has the face of a 30 year old man but the body of a 12 year old

>actually old
>over 30

Nice try, kiddo.

Let's go russia

>tfw Ovie is 31 already
WATCH THE TIME GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRYING TO HOLD ON BUT DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH YOU GO

neat

hope that ends up on youtube or something

wouldn't even sign him UFA tbqh

team NA would probably be better if they left the americunts off

Why does Russia always have based as fuck sports uniforms?

nice

>playing 3 national anthems

CANADA US MEME POWERS UNITE

because they know how to utilize their country's crest

>those slick russian whites
Best jersey?

EVERYBODY GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO MCDAVID

\o/

These CGI boards are triggering my acid flashbacks

Team NA got the best jerseys.

Znarok looks like a garbage truck driver with severe alcoholism nearing his retirement

>a pane of glass

>JT Miller scratched
>rags

The two best jerseys on display right now, so good.

idk m8

I hate how wide the N is and how narrow the A is

If you're watching a stream they look better on TV. I hardly notice them.

> it's the shittiest jersey episode

turn down for what?

>Russia has Datsyuk
>NA has Larkin
Who do I root for lads?
t. ded wings

our blue jersey is pretty fucking cool desu too bad the team sucks

REMOVE

AMERICANS

I don't mind the NA logo, I just don't like the orange.

>not playing 8 anthems for team Europe

Fuck you Bettman

Eu has best jersey design and colors
>because its so bad

Stream link?

Larkin you cuck

>PP
NA 1 - 0 Ruskies, calling it

>SUOMI :-D

>Ekblad out with an upper body injury

FUCK YOU FINLAND

Beep beep, out of the way peasents

We /Halloween/ now

I want Russia to advance so I can watch more Datsyuk, but it won't.

WHOLE TEAM IS BABIES

oh gee, I wonder who the AMERICAN should root for

north AMERICA or Russia

the country that is constantly trying to fuck you over with lies and corruption, or Russia?

the orange is good because it's so meme

the white one is better

Must've been Komarov. I only saw him and Laine even throw a hit all game

Too fucking cutesy on that PP, lads.

did ESPN drop their commentators??

>NA powerplay

When did they let team Busts in?

should just play this desu

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthem_of_Europe

>the best jersey is the one my team is using
Grow up kids.

lol

Based. Probably the easiest on the eyes in the buttman cup

>We will never see Canada's 2010 Olympic jersey ever again

Nvm. Got one from reddit.

>1 player out of the top six is American
>1/4 of the top 4 d men is american
needs more americans

I don't understand why they didn't just use 'Ode to Joy' seeing as it's the EU anthem anyway.

damn kinda jelly

wish we had an anthem of north america

CONNOR MCASSISTS

MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS

>Russ1a

DAT SPEED

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

some of them are from countries not in the EU

Matthews first goal in TO, courtesy of McDavid. It just fits, somehow.

HOLYYYYYYYY FFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

MCMEME + MATTHEWS

AAAAAAAAA MY DICKKKKK

>tfw lose game

>matthews doing things against ovi in the acc
good times abound

>Ovechkin still can't beat Murray

>Matthews immediately scores

FUCKING AY

>young hooligan picks on old dying man

This is the best Russia as to offer? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Fuck my life

I hate that little shit

But you do. It's in spanish though.

>old man Datsyuk

MCMEME IS ELITE

spped babby

H-he's fast!

>MCDAVID

TO

>BURRITTHEWS

ABSOLUTELY U N S E L F I S H

holy shit matthews was impressive

This is a real embarrassment of a tournament
You guys realize that, right?

Russia BTFO by MCGAYKID

That was a nice meat and potatoes kind of play

Why do you hate fun?

>McMeme to Memethews

how does this caveman keep getting girlfriends (and a wife)?

Did USA lose today or something?

>tfw you're enjoying the game but then remember it's all just a meme

BURN!!!!!!
U
R
N

>tap in

This is the only success you'll see in this tournament, Americucks. Enjoy it while you can

kek, this is good bants

Christ, McDavid is fast.

Feel bad for 60 year old dats with no ankles trying to keep up with McMeme

>russian immigrant gets mad his team sucks

i hope ovechkin murders a meme player

You would know about embarrassment.

>russian defence
Is it on the same level with >finnish goaltending?

>implying enjoying memes isn't the entire point of living

wew BTFO

they lose every day lol

LETS GO MEME TEAM

Dats has ankles... dead guy ankles, but ankles nonetheless

gotta say. this McDavid guy is pre good

who is he?

new to hockey

meant mcdavid x

Austin is a girl's name

Don't give me this feel
I almost forgot how fucking stupid this tournament is

...

Auston is so sexy bros.

>yfw its another team na blows a team the fuck out episode

i like it
a lot

No, because then it is also played for Russia, Finland, Sweden and czech repbulic and that would be pretty fucking cu.cked

thanks
>tfw you don't even know when you will see your countries olmpic jersey ever again

It's kinda cool to have an united european anthem
but i don't think you want an NA anthem since you would have to share it with your beloved american neighbours

also
>McMeme assisting Mathews
Prepare for Canadian dynasty guys

Should have employed Nikitin

It's AustON

he's just a hardworking meat and potatoes kind of player

That wasn't the worst I've ever seen. Goodness.

>tfw you're enjoying life but then remember it's all just a meme

this tournament is based as fuck

>tfw some of the great young burger talent got sniped for memeteam and I'm stuck rooting for a bunch of dudes leading the league in PIM

>mcdavid does all the work
>matthews was impressive

not fooling anyone >laffs

>when you net but the horn keep wooing

>Matthews will have to report to the Laffs after this
>McDavid will have to report to the Oilers after this

I feel pretty bad for them desu

Sportsnet radared both of them, McMeme accelerated faster, but topped out at 32km/h. Big guy AustON did 34km/h

2real

>not abandoning USA and rooting for the meme

nice fuckin quads

GOAL WEBM WHERE!!!???!!!???

The letter i is more masculine than o

One's a penis, ones a vagina

how much juice does McDavid consume per month

pavel

>two best Yuro teams getting fucked in the boipussy by teenage boipussy
shameful. does this degeneracy have a limit?

That must be some hope solo-tier hole then

>Big guy

North America unis are sick

>Ovechslow

>I will have to listen to sportsnet suck both of their dicks as they BTFO my shitty faggot team for the next 20 years

>ovechkin

...

No, just like your mom doesn't have a limit to the dicks she sucks

RUSSIAN ELIMINATION SOON!!

...

lol one of the best hockey country losing to 23 y.o boys

obie suicide when?

manjuice?

a few mouthfuls of your moms pussy juice every night

Ovie drunk
Game over

>ovechoke

>ovechkin trips over a puck

Is there a more overrated player than Ovechkin?

I promise I'm your friend, Ivan, but you're honestly on Czech tier now.

Still cheering for you, should've brought Kovy and Radulov though.

Once his contract ends and he realizes that he hasn't won the Stan lee

ONE THING

I DONT KNOW WHY

IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

Your vocabulary contains even more degeneracy

Quick

price

>Ovechtrip

>Euro jersey literally says "le" on the front of it.

We did it Reddit!

AustON is 6'2 and 220, McMeme is 6'1 and 200

is ovechkin the gerrard of hokkei?

>but you're honestly on Czech tier now
pot kettle x

lel

Come on, Russia. Just lie back and think of Trump

where is Kovy?

>post photographic evidence
>laffs insist on using blatantly false list heights/weights

I don't understand Russia. Their defense is shit on paper, and their goaler has a meme vezina to his name. But that's been their best elements since fucking Sochi.

On paper their forwards rival Canada but they still can't fucking score. What's going on?

...

Gerrard who?

being a drunk bloated meme somewhere

NHL insider here, this is how the tournament is going to work

>Canada and EU advance
>NA and Sweden advance
>Canada beats Sweden
>NA beats EU
>Canada beats NA 2-1 in the finals

It's not a hard fix, but it was planned and the refs will help make sure it happens.

cap it

>mcmeme
>200lbs

top kek

He's 180lbs at most

How do we cleanse Matthews from his bean burrito smell?

OVECHKIN will request a trade to the Oilers

Check em

holy shit ovie is vegeta levels of cuck

does that mean crosby is kakarot?

Matthews

>noticing the "E", the hockey stick and a somewhat "T"
>noticing reddit-attributes first

reddit-hawker detected

No qt PMD tbqh
Ovechkin and tarasenko are helped by some pretty great defensemen

Quick was a Vezina finalist with .918% aka slightly above average goalie save %

>mad
>at based Kovalchuk
I think /r/hockey may be more your speed friendo

shit coach and political KHL roster picks probably

"Retired"

>yfw the Oilers turn into the Warriors of the NHL

Pretty sure we all know that is how (((they))) want it to happen.

>that rush

this game is fucking MEME

BEST COP ON THE FORCE

>based
Based people don't ragequit the league and get fat as fuck while collecting checks and getting benched in the khl

>that brutal pass by larcuck to ruin the 3 on 1
>that lack of effort by kikel to recover the puck
>that complete irrelevance of the other winger

This is the only success you'll see outside the NHL laffer. Enjoy it while you can.

>Big guy Auston being double teamed

But they literally stayed away from the meme picks. Dadonov is the only real exception made for chemistry ( a la kunitz in 2014). Datsyuk is the only other KHLer up front, and Russia doesn't have enough KHL defensemen to go all NHL.

Is this the only international tournament? ;^)

Russia will win. They look better then kids

>Americans think all Canadians cheer for the laffs

Try again faggot. If it weren't for all the Canadian players on their teams, the American teams would never see Stan Lee

NA is so quick on the puck when in the offensive zone.

well there is the world championships during the post season.

goodrow wouldn't have been irrelevant if he had just gotten the pass instead like he should have.

>Big guy AustON modeling while playing

>sportsnet stream goes down
>forced to watch espn
grim

Somewhat true

But in Europe/Czech- OT there was some heavy refpuck favouring the czech so maybe jewman fears EU

>tfw no players from >your team in this game

team m3m3 vs canada should be breddy gud

>still admitting your NHL team will continue to eat dog shit

I'm aight.

Can we not start this shit in a game thread? Take it to the general.

Pretty crazy to think there was a time when people were afraid of Team Russia

yo those all black NA uniforms look so good on the ice wtf

And the Olympics
I think it's safe to say that I have seen my team win more than yours.

So, you're saying he'll see success inside the NHL?

I don't want that.

Serious question would you trade Ovie for Pulju?

literally Ovechkin is their weak link I think

he plays way too much and he's a massive choke artist

This. Lets keep talking about how good Auston looks desu

Admitting your country sucks dick at hockey
gg kid

Take your generals and fuck off to Reddit faggot. Banter belongs in gamethreads

The fuck is wrong with you

that was to keep usa in, now they're out the plan changed

no

No.

Kovalchuk is first in the KHL with points right now, dummy. I guess you also forget when it was a tossup between LA and the KHL when he left atlanta.

Again kiddo, return to /r/hockey. Don't forget about how classy Datsyuk is.

Losing guys like Zubov and the shift to a faster game has killed them.

if i was starting from scratch, no question about it. Easily would trade for pulju.

>playing the music of uncle Gary's people

russia can't defend against NAs play style
>point, match, blouses

Does the

X
X
III

On the NA jerseys stand for 23, as in 23 and under?

As in, if I were in charge of the Caps would I trade Ovi and get Pulju? Yes.

Neither team would

>americasuals would stop buying tickets until pulju memes hard enough
>oilers get capfucked

yeah

>When he left Atlanta

He went to Jersey you mongoloid

olympics will be amateur only tho

they really love playing that song

Only this way but now is middle hockey team like CZ and Finland

...

>barkov plays for ryssia and binland
why is this allowed

But McClavicle's next contract is going to meme fuck the Oilers anyway

It's a secret coded message from Bettman to his sport gambling cabal

Why wouldn't the NHL fix it so the US get out of their group?
That's the only way for this shitshow to gain any traction

Fuck no

>enjoi the dumb fuck dialogue

"People say I eat too many choc-o-late bars"

>10 games in
>tied with a player who's played 8 games
He wasn't even a point per game in the garbage KHL. He fucking sucks and is fat. Also he went to New Jersey after he played in Atlanta, you unintelligent fuck. Go watch nascar.

Why the fuck did one of the NA have a flag of England sticker on their helmet

Draisaitl too

am I the only person cheering for an amateur Olympics?

Canada is too stacked compared to the rest of the world.

It's not even fun cheering for Canada anymore because they always dominate, I didn't even bother watching the full Canada-Sweden gold medal game at sochi.

Canada's best Junior/College players versus the best the world has to offer would be so much more interesting. It would actually be fun cheering for Canada again.

>confirmed underage
If you weren't, you'd remember that the NJ trade was a bigger surprise than MTL/NSH this year. All the money was on LA and it was looking a lot like he was going to the newfound KHL.

But hey, it's okay. Some people are just stupid.

RNH, unfortunately, young enough to be on this team.

DAT MCPICK

>tfw only decent player from >your team at WCOH is Hemsky
>tfw your number one goal-scorer already is hurt

Can't there anything happen anything good to the stars?

...

Torts is so bad no amount of rigging can overcome him

Cuck

pretty sure your number 2 goal scorer is also hurt lel

casul

probably a loyal canadian

(you wouldn't know anything about that tho x)

Well then
This thing is never gonna get off the ground

Team NA will carry the American viewership.

Spezza or Benn?

>tossup between LA and the KHL
>ends up in poo jersey
American hockey "knowledge" ladies and gentlemen.

>am I the only person cheering for an amateur Olympics?
isnt that what the spengler cup is?

God Save The Queen

>build mediocre team on purpose
>put an idiot behind the bench on purpose
What did you expect?

I don't see the reason to get hype for that when they have world juniors every year. It's literally the same thing.

How is it going to be any different from World Juniors. There are tons of amateur tournaments already, most of it is just shitty hockey.

Olympics was the only real tournament that had the best vs the best in the world. (This tournament doesn't count because of the meme shit and it doesn't count for anything)

Uh no
They won't

...

USA is really, really keen on staying in the Olympics?

>Bettman knows USA doesn't stand a chance
>Creates team NA

Pretty clever desu

I'll agree to that. I'd rather see young guns do well

Plus half our actual best squad is "injured"
Bettmans face when nobody takes this meme tournament seriously

>tfw only one of >your teams players is actually performing
>tfw he's on team Europe

love you lad x

Streaming an american channel
Why is the American TV commercials so retarded, over the top and annoying?
Had to mute, anyone know any good music I can enjoy till' these cancer commercials are over?

>rags

Wouldn't he be more worried about American viewership?

they built a shitty grit team for Sochi too though

Poile needs to get back in charge of your national team

This brian burke torts shit is just dumb. It could maybe work in the playoffs, but in a tournament like this
>muh truculence
isn't going to work

His head-to-body ratio is off the charts

guys im getting super sleepy how do i stay awake during the intermission
?

God save the Queen

That's why he made the meme team. I've seen Americans claiming it as thier team already

Masturbate but edge until the puck drops. You can stay awake forever doing that

Hey man, I like Uncle Bettman's cup

it's actually really balanced

I love the team Europe aspect, why bother inviting 3rd countries like Switzerland, Slovakia, Germany, Norway etc.

They would just get crushed. Team Europe is actually interesting

Czech should be apart of it though, they haven't been good since the 90's.

I genuinely thought that Team USA would rather have Laviolette for this kind of thing instead of Torts.

...

Fucking yank bandwagoners. I was /lifelong/ team NAtzi before it was cool.

Except no they don't
Maybe the hockey diehards but there's not a lot of them

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I believe the excuse when they chose him was that they wanted a coach who wouldn't have a NHL training camp to run but then he got hired anyway.

Laviolette would have been perfect.

a win for canada is a win for the entire commonwealth

hope you humiliate those traitorous yanks x

He's hung like a horse

players fault not torts. teams intensity for EU was way too low. their play style is pregame1 v canada..they do that, they win

FOUR BY FOUR CONQUESTS
FOUR BY FOUR DREAMS

I was Team NA since they announced the rosters

>Abdelkader
>Jack Johnson
>no Faulk
>no Tyler Johnson
>NO BILL

dropped

smoke weed

I've been team NA from the start, who thought that USA would be a strong team from the get-go?

>shit coach
>shit roster choices
>shit healthy scratch choices

You keep Backes, Abdelkrapper, and Dubinsky but leave out someone like Kessel. I don't care if you think you can build a team that can work well at ideal conditions, how about you pick players who are actually the best available players.

t. Delusional Tampa fan

>Shit coach
>blame players

Are you a part of Montreal's management?

You don't think rangers fans will watch for JT Miller (who doesn't belong on team NA)
Or sabres fans for eichel (who also doesn't belong on team NA)

quintessentially canadian

checked quads

They are huilt to play Canada though, that's what they had in mind

Well played NA, you have already won this game. Fuck Znarok, fuck, Rotenberg. Fucking assholes. No Mozyakin, no Radulov, no Shumakov, no Shalunov, no Sannikov. WHY TELEGIN? IDIOT.

who gives a fuck about team NA unless ur talking future olympics. TEAM MEME USA ALL THE WAY FUCK FACE!!!!!!!

OMG I HATE AMERICAN COMMERCIALS

>mexicans
>big penises
lol

>A&W commercial filled with white people
wtf I love fast food now

So when team Russia fails what happens to the non-NHL players? Do they get shipped off to the gulags?

No KHL players allowed in Uncle Garys cup

Maybe the diehards
But it will be like the World Baseball Classic
Which was also something ESPN was heavily invested in and now got pushed off onto the MLB network
Just hoping they don't get hurt

A&W in Canada is just a tier below White Spot, the kino of fast food

>Not rooting for the super fast, young, meme team

There's a couple (and Datsyuk)

Stream where? All the leddit ones disappeared

unfortunately this isn't just a USA v Canada friendly exhibition.

It's called espn2 you fucking poorfag

>anti biotic free beef
>literally eating a sickly cow from a disgusting feedlot
a&w is gross, ill stick with grassfed beef thanks

I kinda like them. You have a commercial for a diet pill or painkiller one minute and then a lawyer telling you to sue a pharmaceutical company the next. It's like looking inside their minds.

>not paying the cable jew means he's poor
top lel @ u my friend

That's the chicken you sperglord. The beef is "without growth hormones"

>Not adding Yakupov

The only time he isn't a bust is on international tournaments

Me too and I fucking live here

the earlier commercials said beef

I saw an advert for "cheetoh chicken chicken fries" and it made me thankful the USA will erupt it a bloody civil war soon

>yfw Yak finally shipped out of Edmonton

>tfw the pre tourney was better than the real tourney

>mcbobbles

OKAY

Team NA has the best jerseys

that was bustthews missing the fucking tip in

And then they got blown out the game after, so then what?

They're not a team that comes back, they get score on and then stick a fork in them, they're done. Torts doesn't adapt, the team lacks game changers. They left players like Johnson and Kessel at home, two players built to make a difference in these situations. He sits a player like Buff, who can offensively make a difference and change the game, and doesn't know how to handle Kane. The players are at fault in certain ways, but you can't just go "Torts did nothing wrong" because this has been a constant thing.

NEGATIVE
>dat word mark

Ovi setting up

>unique specimen Datsyuk

Well yea he's got a geometric shape for a head.

Trade you a lightly used sbisa for him

What do you expect when you make these two teams play back-to-back.

to fail

NA is better m8

>American jerseys
>Ever good

>power play
more like pooper play lmao

>unironically thinking Jews own everything because a Vietnamese image board tells you they do

Oh no sir, I am a laffin at u

usa looses next game. then its Torts fault

PANARIN WITHOUT TARASENKO. GG

refpuck

>"oy vey the russians cant lose two in a row!"

>mfw I use my datsyuk hockey card as a guitar pick

>russpuck

Fucking Americans just can't not take a penalty

>he doesn't know the jews own the media

bob iger would disagree

Russia just looks bad

>ref prevents onside play
>calls offsides

lmao @ this pp

they havent looked good internationally in like 6 years

MAZAFAKA BITCH EPTY BLYA YA NAMBA VAN NA RUSI

russia can barely put a team together

Russia is AWFUL

These 2 powerplays can't be real.

>McMeme

You know you can actually look up exactly who owns stuff, right?

AHHHHHHHHHHAHAAHHAA MCBUST IS SO BAD LMAOOOO

McMeme will NEVER EVER score

>Connor Mcbreakaway

>Russian PP

NYET team is fine

tl;dr

Lol Bobrovsky remembers that move from Feb 2

bob say NO

>tfw bust

90% of our country's media is owned by 6 companies, and each of those are owned by Jews.

mcdavid killed bobvroksky with that last year, i guess he expected it this time

>set up Auspic Matthews for two easy tip-ins
>he only nets one

WEW
E
W

Its too bad mcmeme didn't have his bff on that breakaway

You think the jerseys for this meme tournament will go on sale after it's over?

>mcmeme gets a 1 on 0
>gets 0
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

dlete this

yeah a two on zero probably would have scored, too bad auston is slow as molasses

see

>that feelerino when we will never see a matthews mcdavid line ever again after this tournament

>mc One move

>has only 1 breakaway move
real hockey intelligence there.

Did Datsyuk join khl so he didnt have to workout in the summer anymore?

How many moves you got, buckaroo?

if they keep the meme team for next time they are young enough to stay on it

it works 50% of the time, which is well above breakaway goals/attempts average btw

He probably believes he's still in Detroit.

>forehand
>backhand
more than mcbreakaway apparently

who got that hit on Drouin

big boy auston is too fast

Ruskis all over them right now

>fly the flag
>canada so unpatriotic that they need to be told to fly their flag
wew

>all the paid off russians in the crowd are starting to get drunk and rowdy

>this pressure

I'm getting flashbacks to the regular season

>everyone around him is poor
>lives in a frozen shithole
>everyone is wearing trackpants and is intoxicated
Not that different imo

Russians actually look interested now

he was probably playing defense unlike mcbusted

SCAAAAAAAAAR

that goal was from God

SSSCCCCCCCAAAARRRRRR

cmon Rielly wtf

get murray out of fucking net

>Canadian goaltending

Wew we have a game lads

>Laffs

goal omg

Own GOAl

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

MEME TEAM BTFO

RYSSIA RYSSIA RYSSIA

>canadian goaltending

>North American goaltending

>Eichel

P I N G

that blind fuck riley

TROLLPOST

>playing defense
>while the puck is in the offensive zone
wow lmaoo

>PINGvechkin

ddddDING

STREAM PLEASEEEEEEE

>Russian nationalism on the rise

Guess Reinhart is the one pulling the weight

Murray is mvp of Russia

fug

LA FEMME NIKITA

With a flop like Quick I figure you'd be the last country to make fun of goaltending :^)

Holy shit. Is the meme team getting outmemed?

RYSSIA RYSSIA RYSSIA
BASED

Russia is awake. Look the fuck out

Just wow russia. That was quick

wew

we got a game lads

RUSSIA STRONK

IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR

MURRAY CHOCKING??

firstrow

RUSSIA STRONK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET MURRAY OUT OF THERE REEEÈEEEEEEEEEEÈEE

MEME GOALS GOD DAMN

Holy shit

>Laffs defense

Fucking Leafs fans I'm going beat the shit out of this leafs fan kid I always see at the busstop

Troll stanchion

>MU22AY

Youngfags are rattled

Look interested. But they dont even want to play. All-Star team cant beat young guys, who plays hockey after university lessons. Sorry for my perfect english, there arent people who speaks english in russia

Poccия WOKE AS FUCK

Reminder that Finland lost to this "team"

1-2

>canadian """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""goaltending"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

and russia comes alive!!!!

We need more Americans on this team, Canadians going full meme. Swap one of those faggots out for Galchenyuk.

>tfw the peds kick in

Should have scratched all the Americans tbqh
I bet you could find some good Canadian kids in the crowd, they probably have gear at home, if not one of them could fit in gudreaus gear

DELETE TH

is Gibby time at the start of the next period?

Matthews will get the first hat trick of this meme tournament in this game right guys?

Right?

>Galchenyuk
>American

Bring in JT Miller

I'm nearby, I can play better defence than these Americucks

Matt murray is shit

>born in Milwaukee
>not American

Born in Milwaukee

BOBROVSKY

THE FUCKING BUST BETTER HE FUCKING MISSED MCDAVIDS TIP IN PASS AND IS LITERALLY THE CAUSE OF THIS

This. Where the hell is he? Its all mcmeme memery so far.

but ryan murray is boss

Kek

i am so glad i don't live in the country of north america

ryan miller is better

It was going fine until McMeme missed the breakaway

JT Miller is only on the team so rags fans will buy jerseys

shut your fucking mouth bud

Top kek

chang pls learn your geography

based markov freaking the fuck out

I WANT BLOOD AND I WANT PENALTIES RIGHT NOW

I'm not sure bob knows enough english to respond to shit talk

>mcbust can't convert breakaway to go 2-0
>now down 2-1
>canadian """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""finnishing""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
thanks leafs you fucking useless cunts

Markov is legend. Punch young fags out

>laffs

B O B R O V S K Y

>old man gets McKinnon off the ice

bad trade mate

>morgan "bust" reilly

are the goalies wearing the "smaller" equipment? I don't see much difference.

YOUNG GUNS CHOKE

>Canadian goaltending

Gibson pls

R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A

>the city of North America

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>MURR3Y

...

ABSOLUTELY BTFO

LAFFS
RIELLY

LAFFS ARE SHIT

>matt murray

ABSOLUTELY

OUT
FUCKING
SKILLED

SLAVA ROSSIYA

WHAT THE FUCK, LADS

>Auspic Matthews misses easy tip-in set up by McDavid
>talks about finishing

WEW
E
W

YOUNGFAGS BTFO BY KUZNETSOV. LEAFS DEFENCE AND MURRAY EXPOSED

>50% tap-in conversion rate

T U M B L I N G

D O W N
O
W
N

FUG 44 get yur head outtayut ass u!?!?÷&&#;÷&#&

Is the meme over?

Get Murray the fuck out of the net, holy shit.

babby down

That's not happening this season

These cheats were drug tested before the game, right?

>rielly

getting exposed like a typical >laffs player

RUSSIA STRONK

yep, Murray gettin' pulled.

>MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y

Yeah, you tell them wipper snappers ruskie

>the literal continent of North America
>laffs
>defence

BEST COP ON THE FORCE

Kuznetsov chirping at the NA bench holy shit it's getting hot

>wh-whats going on

1-3
ez kids

Matthews with no finish unless connor gives him open net

>Auston "shoot it in the chest" Matthews

Kek

>literally THE BEST CHANCE YOU HAVE TO SCORE IN THE GAME OF HOCKEY
>gets pad blocked
mcbust is trash take off your homer goggles

>Reilly
>Laffs

Good job laffs, not only are you the reason the meme might die but your players are shit and your fans are faggots too

>pens were considering murray as their starter going foward

What parts of Russia you guys from?

Nizhnekamsk here

>Canadians literally killing Team NA

disgusting

))))

reilly and murray need to be take out back and shot

nobody tell them the playoffs haven't started yet

>Kuznetsov morphs into a bird

i'd take him over connor "pad block breakaway" mcbust

Paryko maybe get on net bud

kaliningrad

Where's the second thread?

>havent seen mcgaykid since his missed breakaway

Finland here

Murray at least realizes he's not a forward.

in your mom pussy

>MCBENCHED
KEK

Novgorod

And even then...

>breakaways
>easier than fucking empty nets tip-ins

dead, along with our hopes and dreams

>tfw you will never bird celly in an international meme tourney

JESUS CHRIST THEY ARE LEGITIMATELY COLLAPSING

Bergenfield

>CANADIAN

>GOALTENDING

BELOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT

INC GIBBY

TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING

MEMES ARE OVER

>Murray is not another Hammond guys!

M4SS4CRE

BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO

>MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y

>Murr4y
for fuck sakes.

MURRAY IS A FUCKING BUST

>Laffs Defense

FUCK YOU RIELLY

SHUT UP
MCJESUS WILL BRING ON THE OILERS DYNASTY THEYLL WIN THE NEXT 4 CUPS
DELETE THIS
DELETE THIS
DELEEEEEETE THIIIIIIIIS

P U L L E D

U

L

L

E

D

Remove Murray

top kek

>MURR4Y

POCKNYA PLS NO MORE BULLY

>OILELS COACH
>TRYING TO TEACH DEFENSE

killing myself, goodbye everyone

ХAХAХA

>McMeme
>Rielly
>Murray

Why are Canadians so bad at hockey?

No my friend, they are only beginning.
>a pane of glass

Helsinki.

Is the bird celly the ultimate form of chirping?

It's time, lads.

That was a good thread

>former shorks coach
>trying not to choke in elimination games

i fucking blinked and russia scored 4 times

Gibson should have started this 2nd of back to backs

STOP MAKING T'EYES AT ME AND AL STOP MAKING T'EYES AT YOU

Get use to losing in this rink matthews. Not gonna have connor carrying ya.

>bird
>chirping

MARKOV LITERALLY BULLYING CHILDREN

NEW

this desu

>playing goalies back to back
>ever

>eazy E just got AIDS on one TV
>this is happening on the other TV
Too many feels in my living room right now tbqhlads

THE
MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD

Euro makes it to the semis. NAT can't make it out of the group.

BETTMAN BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

REILLY

ELITE

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

YALL TALKING SHIT BOUT MY BOY EH
>LE NEW 4TH FORWARD GUY

NO DEFENSE
THE GAME

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

Comeback incoming.

Sharks fan here, I still place most of the blame for the reverse sweep on McLellan

ABOUT FUCKING TIME LEAF SHITTER REILLY, YOU STILL OWE LIKE 500 GOALS

WHAT IT IS THAT SURPRISES ME IS WE'RE NOW REALLY FOUR TO TWO

...

Fuck the 3rd period is going to be GOAT

Markov is a badass

lmao

good post x

THAT'S A PENALTY SHOT GOD DAMMIT

B O B R O V S K Y

...

Come on boys just 1 more fucking goal! We're still in thiissss