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/wch/ 2016 - Russia VS NorthAmerica
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>rags
its /wcoh/ you shitlord assface fuckhead
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not according to the website
Let's crush these reds NA
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ekbald out with another concussion? for a big guy he sure takes alot of hard hits
>ekblad out from injury
>NAT
for
>NATIONALISM
go ryssia. redeem yourselves from the refpuck of sweden.
Ovechtrick is looking a little older these days. When did he get so much grey hair? Is he the next Drew Miller?
NA jerseys look like something I would've designed when I was 15 and my favourite album was Hybrid Theory
>WEAK
14/88 would heil
Komarov killed him
>NA will boyhandle Russia
>Ovi gets sent to Goulog
babbys vs commies
dirty piece of shit russian didnt remove his helmet
i don't know how everyone is pissing themselves about it. yeah it's clean but it's still gaudy and ugly.
>it's refpuck because you can't throw the puck in the net
>complaining about edgy jersey
>on a teenager team
k
WE WAS BANNERS N SHEEIT
He's actually old now, over 30
linkin park is still my favorite band and i like the jerseys
that's why they're good
On the strayan/hue Watch ESPN feed, you could listen to the play-by-play eating peanuts and laughing at the banner exchange
HOOOOOME OF THEEEE SHAART
AND THE LAAAAND OF THEEEEEE MART
Ekblad has the face of a 30 year old man but the body of a 12 year old
>actually old
>over 30
Nice try, kiddo.
Let's go russia
>tfw Ovie is 31 already
WATCH THE TIME GO RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
TRYING TO HOLD ON BUT DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
I WASTED IT ALL JUST TO WATCH YOU GO
neat
hope that ends up on youtube or something
wouldn't even sign him UFA tbqh
team NA would probably be better if they left the americunts off
Why does Russia always have based as fuck sports uniforms?
nice
>playing 3 national anthems
CANADA US MEME POWERS UNITE
because they know how to utilize their country's crest
>those slick russian whites
Best jersey?
EVERYBODY GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO MCDAVID
\o/
These CGI boards are triggering my acid flashbacks
Team NA got the best jerseys.
Znarok looks like a garbage truck driver with severe alcoholism nearing his retirement
>a pane of glass
>JT Miller scratched
>rags
The two best jerseys on display right now, so good.
idk m8
I hate how wide the N is and how narrow the A is
If you're watching a stream they look better on TV. I hardly notice them.
> it's the shittiest jersey episode
turn down for what?
>Russia has Datsyuk
>NA has Larkin
Who do I root for lads?
t. ded wings
our blue jersey is pretty fucking cool desu too bad the team sucks
REMOVE
AMERICANS
I don't mind the NA logo, I just don't like the orange.
>not playing 8 anthems for team Europe
Fuck you Bettman
Eu has best jersey design and colors
>because its so bad
Stream link?
Larkin you cuck
>PP
NA 1 - 0 Ruskies, calling it
>SUOMI :-D
>Ekblad out with an upper body injury
FUCK YOU FINLAND
Beep beep, out of the way peasents
We /Halloween/ now
I want Russia to advance so I can watch more Datsyuk, but it won't.
WHOLE TEAM IS BABIES
oh gee, I wonder who the AMERICAN should root for
north AMERICA or Russia
the country that is constantly trying to fuck you over with lies and corruption, or Russia?
the orange is good because it's so meme
the white one is better
Must've been Komarov. I only saw him and Laine even throw a hit all game
Too fucking cutesy on that PP, lads.
did ESPN drop their commentators??
>NA powerplay
When did they let team Busts in?
should just play this desu
>the best jersey is the one my team is using
Grow up kids.
lol
Based. Probably the easiest on the eyes in the buttman cup
>We will never see Canada's 2010 Olympic jersey ever again
Nvm. Got one from reddit.
>1 player out of the top six is American
>1/4 of the top 4 d men is american
needs more americans
I don't understand why they didn't just use 'Ode to Joy' seeing as it's the EU anthem anyway.
damn kinda jelly
wish we had an anthem of north america
CONNOR MCASSISTS
MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS MATTHEWS
>Russ1a
DAT SPEED
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some of them are from countries not in the EU
Matthews first goal in TO, courtesy of McDavid. It just fits, somehow.
HOLYYYYYYYY FFFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
MCMEME + MATTHEWS
AAAAAAAAA MY DICKKKKK
>tfw lose game
>matthews doing things against ovi in the acc
good times abound
>Ovechkin still can't beat Murray
>Matthews immediately scores
FUCKING AY
>young hooligan picks on old dying man
This is the best Russia as to offer? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
Fuck my life
I hate that little shit
But you do. It's in spanish though.
>old man Datsyuk
MCMEME IS ELITE
spped babby
H-he's fast!
>MCDAVID
TO
>BURRITTHEWS
ABSOLUTELY U N S E L F I S H
holy shit matthews was impressive
This is a real embarrassment of a tournament
You guys realize that, right?
Russia BTFO by MCGAYKID
That was a nice meat and potatoes kind of play
Why do you hate fun?
>McMeme to Memethews
how does this caveman keep getting girlfriends (and a wife)?
Did USA lose today or something?
>tfw you're enjoying the game but then remember it's all just a meme
BURN!!!!!!
U
R
N
>tap in
This is the only success you'll see in this tournament, Americucks. Enjoy it while you can
kek, this is good bants
Christ, McDavid is fast.
Feel bad for 60 year old dats with no ankles trying to keep up with McMeme
>russian immigrant gets mad his team sucks
i hope ovechkin murders a meme player
You would know about embarrassment.
>russian defence
Is it on the same level with >finnish goaltending?
>implying enjoying memes isn't the entire point of living
wew BTFO
they lose every day lol
LETS GO MEME TEAM
Dats has ankles... dead guy ankles, but ankles nonetheless
gotta say. this McDavid guy is pre good
who is he?
new to hockey
meant mcdavid x
Austin is a girl's name
Don't give me this feel
I almost forgot how fucking stupid this tournament is
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Auston is so sexy bros.
>yfw its another team na blows a team the fuck out episode
i like it
a lot
No, because then it is also played for Russia, Finland, Sweden and czech repbulic and that would be pretty fucking cu.cked
thanks
>tfw you don't even know when you will see your countries olmpic jersey ever again
It's kinda cool to have an united european anthem
but i don't think you want an NA anthem since you would have to share it with your beloved american neighbours
also
>McMeme assisting Mathews
Prepare for Canadian dynasty guys
Should have employed Nikitin
It's AustON
he's just a hardworking meat and potatoes kind of player
That wasn't the worst I've ever seen. Goodness.
>tfw you're enjoying life but then remember it's all just a meme
this tournament is based as fuck
>tfw some of the great young burger talent got sniped for memeteam and I'm stuck rooting for a bunch of dudes leading the league in PIM
>mcdavid does all the work
>matthews was impressive
not fooling anyone >laffs
>when you net but the horn keep wooing
>Matthews will have to report to the Laffs after this
>McDavid will have to report to the Oilers after this
I feel pretty bad for them desu
Sportsnet radared both of them, McMeme accelerated faster, but topped out at 32km/h. Big guy AustON did 34km/h
2real
>not abandoning USA and rooting for the meme
nice fuckin quads
GOAL WEBM WHERE!!!???!!!???
The letter i is more masculine than o
One's a penis, ones a vagina
how much juice does McDavid consume per month
pavel
>two best Yuro teams getting fucked in the boipussy by teenage boipussy
shameful. does this degeneracy have a limit?
That must be some hope solo-tier hole then
>Big guy
North America unis are sick
>Ovechslow
>I will have to listen to sportsnet suck both of their dicks as they BTFO my shitty faggot team for the next 20 years
>ovechkin
...
No, just like your mom doesn't have a limit to the dicks she sucks
RUSSIAN ELIMINATION SOON!!
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lol one of the best hockey country losing to 23 y.o boys
obie suicide when?
manjuice?
a few mouthfuls of your moms pussy juice every night
Ovie drunk
Game over
>ovechoke
>ovechkin trips over a puck
Is there a more overrated player than Ovechkin?
I promise I'm your friend, Ivan, but you're honestly on Czech tier now.
Still cheering for you, should've brought Kovy and Radulov though.
Once his contract ends and he realizes that he hasn't won the Stan lee
ONE THING
I DONT KNOW WHY
IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
Your vocabulary contains even more degeneracy
Quick
price
>Ovechtrip
>Euro jersey literally says "le" on the front of it.
We did it Reddit!
AustON is 6'2 and 220, McMeme is 6'1 and 200
is ovechkin the gerrard of hokkei?
>but you're honestly on Czech tier now
pot kettle x
lel
Come on, Russia. Just lie back and think of Trump
where is Kovy?
>post photographic evidence
>laffs insist on using blatantly false list heights/weights
I don't understand Russia. Their defense is shit on paper, and their goaler has a meme vezina to his name. But that's been their best elements since fucking Sochi.
On paper their forwards rival Canada but they still can't fucking score. What's going on?
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Gerrard who?
being a drunk bloated meme somewhere
NHL insider here, this is how the tournament is going to work
>Canada and EU advance
>NA and Sweden advance
>Canada beats Sweden
>NA beats EU
>Canada beats NA 2-1 in the finals
It's not a hard fix, but it was planned and the refs will help make sure it happens.
cap it
>mcmeme
>200lbs
top kek
He's 180lbs at most
How do we cleanse Matthews from his bean burrito smell?
OVECHKIN will request a trade to the Oilers
Check em
holy shit ovie is vegeta levels of cuck
does that mean crosby is kakarot?
Matthews
>noticing the "E", the hockey stick and a somewhat "T"
>noticing reddit-attributes first
reddit-hawker detected
No qt PMD tbqh
Ovechkin and tarasenko are helped by some pretty great defensemen
Quick was a Vezina finalist with .918% aka slightly above average goalie save %
>mad
>at based Kovalchuk
I think /r/hockey may be more your speed friendo
shit coach and political KHL roster picks probably
"Retired"
>yfw the Oilers turn into the Warriors of the NHL
Pretty sure we all know that is how (((they))) want it to happen.
>that rush
this game is fucking MEME
BEST COP ON THE FORCE
>based
Based people don't ragequit the league and get fat as fuck while collecting checks and getting benched in the khl
>that brutal pass by larcuck to ruin the 3 on 1
>that lack of effort by kikel to recover the puck
>that complete irrelevance of the other winger
This is the only success you'll see outside the NHL laffer. Enjoy it while you can.
>Big guy Auston being double teamed
But they literally stayed away from the meme picks. Dadonov is the only real exception made for chemistry ( a la kunitz in 2014). Datsyuk is the only other KHLer up front, and Russia doesn't have enough KHL defensemen to go all NHL.
Is this the only international tournament? ;^)
Russia will win. They look better then kids
>Americans think all Canadians cheer for the laffs
Try again faggot. If it weren't for all the Canadian players on their teams, the American teams would never see Stan Lee
NA is so quick on the puck when in the offensive zone.
well there is the world championships during the post season.
goodrow wouldn't have been irrelevant if he had just gotten the pass instead like he should have.
>Big guy AustON modeling while playing
>sportsnet stream goes down
>forced to watch espn
grim
Somewhat true
But in Europe/Czech- OT there was some heavy refpuck favouring the czech so maybe jewman fears EU
>tfw no players from >your team in this game
team m3m3 vs canada should be breddy gud
>still admitting your NHL team will continue to eat dog shit
I'm aight.
Can we not start this shit in a game thread? Take it to the general.
Pretty crazy to think there was a time when people were afraid of Team Russia
yo those all black NA uniforms look so good on the ice wtf
And the Olympics
I think it's safe to say that I have seen my team win more than yours.
So, you're saying he'll see success inside the NHL?
I don't want that.
Serious question would you trade Ovie for Pulju?
literally Ovechkin is their weak link I think
he plays way too much and he's a massive choke artist
This. Lets keep talking about how good Auston looks desu
Admitting your country sucks dick at hockey
gg kid
Take your generals and fuck off to Reddit faggot. Banter belongs in gamethreads
The fuck is wrong with you
that was to keep usa in, now they're out the plan changed
no
No.
Kovalchuk is first in the KHL with points right now, dummy. I guess you also forget when it was a tossup between LA and the KHL when he left atlanta.
Again kiddo, return to /r/hockey. Don't forget about how classy Datsyuk is.
Losing guys like Zubov and the shift to a faster game has killed them.
if i was starting from scratch, no question about it. Easily would trade for pulju.
>playing the music of uncle Gary's people
russia can't defend against NAs play style
>point, match, blouses
Does the
X
X
III
On the NA jerseys stand for 23, as in 23 and under?
As in, if I were in charge of the Caps would I trade Ovi and get Pulju? Yes.
Neither team would
>americasuals would stop buying tickets until pulju memes hard enough
>oilers get capfucked
yeah
>When he left Atlanta
He went to Jersey you mongoloid
olympics will be amateur only tho
they really love playing that song
Only this way but now is middle hockey team like CZ and Finland
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>barkov plays for ryssia and binland
why is this allowed
But McClavicle's next contract is going to meme fuck the Oilers anyway
It's a secret coded message from Bettman to his sport gambling cabal
Why wouldn't the NHL fix it so the US get out of their group?
That's the only way for this shitshow to gain any traction
Fuck no
>enjoi the dumb fuck dialogue
"People say I eat too many choc-o-late bars"
>10 games in
>tied with a player who's played 8 games
He wasn't even a point per game in the garbage KHL. He fucking sucks and is fat. Also he went to New Jersey after he played in Atlanta, you unintelligent fuck. Go watch nascar.
Why the fuck did one of the NA have a flag of England sticker on their helmet
Draisaitl too
am I the only person cheering for an amateur Olympics?
Canada is too stacked compared to the rest of the world.
It's not even fun cheering for Canada anymore because they always dominate, I didn't even bother watching the full Canada-Sweden gold medal game at sochi.
Canada's best Junior/College players versus the best the world has to offer would be so much more interesting. It would actually be fun cheering for Canada again.
>confirmed underage
If you weren't, you'd remember that the NJ trade was a bigger surprise than MTL/NSH this year. All the money was on LA and it was looking a lot like he was going to the newfound KHL.
But hey, it's okay. Some people are just stupid.
RNH, unfortunately, young enough to be on this team.
DAT MCPICK
>tfw only decent player from >your team at WCOH is Hemsky
>tfw your number one goal-scorer already is hurt
Can't there anything happen anything good to the stars?
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Torts is so bad no amount of rigging can overcome him
Cuck
pretty sure your number 2 goal scorer is also hurt lel
casul
probably a loyal canadian
(you wouldn't know anything about that tho x)
Well then
This thing is never gonna get off the ground
Team NA will carry the American viewership.
Spezza or Benn?
>tossup between LA and the KHL
>ends up in poo jersey
American hockey "knowledge" ladies and gentlemen.
>am I the only person cheering for an amateur Olympics?
isnt that what the spengler cup is?
God Save The Queen
>build mediocre team on purpose
>put an idiot behind the bench on purpose
What did you expect?
I don't see the reason to get hype for that when they have world juniors every year. It's literally the same thing.
How is it going to be any different from World Juniors. There are tons of amateur tournaments already, most of it is just shitty hockey.
Olympics was the only real tournament that had the best vs the best in the world. (This tournament doesn't count because of the meme shit and it doesn't count for anything)
Uh no
They won't
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USA is really, really keen on staying in the Olympics?
>Bettman knows USA doesn't stand a chance
>Creates team NA
Pretty clever desu
I'll agree to that. I'd rather see young guns do well
Plus half our actual best squad is "injured"
Bettmans face when nobody takes this meme tournament seriously
>tfw only one of >your teams players is actually performing
>tfw he's on team Europe
love you lad x
Streaming an american channel
Why is the American TV commercials so retarded, over the top and annoying?
Had to mute, anyone know any good music I can enjoy till' these cancer commercials are over?
>rags
Wouldn't he be more worried about American viewership?
they built a shitty grit team for Sochi too though
Poile needs to get back in charge of your national team
This brian burke torts shit is just dumb. It could maybe work in the playoffs, but in a tournament like this
>muh truculence
isn't going to work
His head-to-body ratio is off the charts
guys im getting super sleepy how do i stay awake during the intermission
?
God save the Queen
That's why he made the meme team. I've seen Americans claiming it as thier team already
Masturbate but edge until the puck drops. You can stay awake forever doing that
Hey man, I like Uncle Bettman's cup
it's actually really balanced
I love the team Europe aspect, why bother inviting 3rd countries like Switzerland, Slovakia, Germany, Norway etc.
They would just get crushed. Team Europe is actually interesting
Czech should be apart of it though, they haven't been good since the 90's.
I genuinely thought that Team USA would rather have Laviolette for this kind of thing instead of Torts.
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Fucking yank bandwagoners. I was /lifelong/ team NAtzi before it was cool.
Except no they don't
Maybe the hockey diehards but there's not a lot of them
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I believe the excuse when they chose him was that they wanted a coach who wouldn't have a NHL training camp to run but then he got hired anyway.
Laviolette would have been perfect.
a win for canada is a win for the entire commonwealth
hope you humiliate those traitorous yanks x
He's hung like a horse
players fault not torts. teams intensity for EU was way too low. their play style is pregame1 v canada..they do that, they win
FOUR BY FOUR CONQUESTS
FOUR BY FOUR DREAMS
I was Team NA since they announced the rosters
>Abdelkader
>Jack Johnson
>no Faulk
>no Tyler Johnson
>NO BILL
dropped
smoke weed
I've been team NA from the start, who thought that USA would be a strong team from the get-go?
>shit coach
>shit roster choices
>shit healthy scratch choices
You keep Backes, Abdelkrapper, and Dubinsky but leave out someone like Kessel. I don't care if you think you can build a team that can work well at ideal conditions, how about you pick players who are actually the best available players.
t. Delusional Tampa fan
>Shit coach
>blame players
Are you a part of Montreal's management?
You don't think rangers fans will watch for JT Miller (who doesn't belong on team NA)
Or sabres fans for eichel (who also doesn't belong on team NA)
quintessentially canadian
checked quads
They are huilt to play Canada though, that's what they had in mind
Well played NA, you have already won this game. Fuck Znarok, fuck, Rotenberg. Fucking assholes. No Mozyakin, no Radulov, no Shumakov, no Shalunov, no Sannikov. WHY TELEGIN? IDIOT.
who gives a fuck about team NA unless ur talking future olympics. TEAM MEME USA ALL THE WAY FUCK FACE!!!!!!!
OMG I HATE AMERICAN COMMERCIALS
>mexicans
>big penises
lol
>A&W commercial filled with white people
wtf I love fast food now
So when team Russia fails what happens to the non-NHL players? Do they get shipped off to the gulags?
No KHL players allowed in Uncle Garys cup
Maybe the diehards
But it will be like the World Baseball Classic
Which was also something ESPN was heavily invested in and now got pushed off onto the MLB network
Just hoping they don't get hurt
A&W in Canada is just a tier below White Spot, the kino of fast food
>Not rooting for the super fast, young, meme team
There's a couple (and Datsyuk)
Stream where? All the leddit ones disappeared
unfortunately this isn't just a USA v Canada friendly exhibition.
It's called espn2 you fucking poorfag
>anti biotic free beef
>literally eating a sickly cow from a disgusting feedlot
a&w is gross, ill stick with grassfed beef thanks
I kinda like them. You have a commercial for a diet pill or painkiller one minute and then a lawyer telling you to sue a pharmaceutical company the next. It's like looking inside their minds.
>not paying the cable jew means he's poor
top lel @ u my friend
That's the chicken you sperglord. The beef is "without growth hormones"
>Not adding Yakupov
The only time he isn't a bust is on international tournaments
Me too and I fucking live here
the earlier commercials said beef
I saw an advert for "cheetoh chicken chicken fries" and it made me thankful the USA will erupt it a bloody civil war soon
>yfw Yak finally shipped out of Edmonton
>tfw the pre tourney was better than the real tourney
>mcbobbles
OKAY
Team NA has the best jerseys
that was bustthews missing the fucking tip in
And then they got blown out the game after, so then what?
They're not a team that comes back, they get score on and then stick a fork in them, they're done. Torts doesn't adapt, the team lacks game changers. They left players like Johnson and Kessel at home, two players built to make a difference in these situations. He sits a player like Buff, who can offensively make a difference and change the game, and doesn't know how to handle Kane. The players are at fault in certain ways, but you can't just go "Torts did nothing wrong" because this has been a constant thing.
NEGATIVE
>dat word mark
Ovi setting up
>unique specimen Datsyuk
Well yea he's got a geometric shape for a head.
Trade you a lightly used sbisa for him
What do you expect when you make these two teams play back-to-back.
to fail
NA is better m8
>American jerseys
>Ever good
>power play
more like pooper play lmao
>unironically thinking Jews own everything because a Vietnamese image board tells you they do
Oh no sir, I am a laffin at u
usa looses next game. then its Torts fault
PANARIN WITHOUT TARASENKO. GG
refpuck
>"oy vey the russians cant lose two in a row!"
>mfw I use my datsyuk hockey card as a guitar pick
>russpuck
Fucking Americans just can't not take a penalty
>he doesn't know the jews own the media
bob iger would disagree
Russia just looks bad
>ref prevents onside play
>calls offsides
lmao @ this pp
they havent looked good internationally in like 6 years
MAZAFAKA BITCH EPTY BLYA YA NAMBA VAN NA RUSI
russia can barely put a team together
Russia is AWFUL
These 2 powerplays can't be real.
>McMeme
You know you can actually look up exactly who owns stuff, right?
AHHHHHHHHHHAHAAHHAA MCBUST IS SO BAD LMAOOOO
McMeme will NEVER EVER score
>Connor Mcbreakaway
>Russian PP
NYET team is fine
tl;dr
Lol Bobrovsky remembers that move from Feb 2
bob say NO
>tfw bust
90% of our country's media is owned by 6 companies, and each of those are owned by Jews.
mcdavid killed bobvroksky with that last year, i guess he expected it this time
>set up Auspic Matthews for two easy tip-ins
>he only nets one
WEW
E
W
Its too bad mcmeme didn't have his bff on that breakaway
You think the jerseys for this meme tournament will go on sale after it's over?
>mcmeme gets a 1 on 0
>gets 0
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
dlete this
yeah a two on zero probably would have scored, too bad auston is slow as molasses
see
>that feelerino when we will never see a matthews mcdavid line ever again after this tournament
>mc One move
>has only 1 breakaway move
real hockey intelligence there.
Did Datsyuk join khl so he didnt have to workout in the summer anymore?
How many moves you got, buckaroo?
if they keep the meme team for next time they are young enough to stay on it
it works 50% of the time, which is well above breakaway goals/attempts average btw
He probably believes he's still in Detroit.
>forehand
>backhand
more than mcbreakaway apparently
who got that hit on Drouin
big boy auston is too fast
Ruskis all over them right now
>fly the flag
>canada so unpatriotic that they need to be told to fly their flag
wew
>all the paid off russians in the crowd are starting to get drunk and rowdy
>this pressure
I'm getting flashbacks to the regular season
>everyone around him is poor
>lives in a frozen shithole
>everyone is wearing trackpants and is intoxicated
Not that different imo
Russians actually look interested now
he was probably playing defense unlike mcbusted
SCAAAAAAAAAR
that goal was from God
SSSCCCCCCCAAAARRRRRR
cmon Rielly wtf
get murray out of fucking net
>Canadian goaltending
Wew we have a game lads
>Laffs
goal omg
Own GOAl
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
MEME TEAM BTFO
RYSSIA RYSSIA RYSSIA
>canadian goaltending
>North American goaltending
>Eichel
P I N G
that blind fuck riley
TROLLPOST
>playing defense
>while the puck is in the offensive zone
wow lmaoo
>PINGvechkin
ddddDING
STREAM PLEASEEEEEEE
>Russian nationalism on the rise
Guess Reinhart is the one pulling the weight
Murray is mvp of Russia
fug
LA FEMME NIKITA
With a flop like Quick I figure you'd be the last country to make fun of goaltending :^)
Holy shit. Is the meme team getting outmemed?
RYSSIA RYSSIA RYSSIA
BASED
Russia is awake. Look the fuck out
Just wow russia. That was quick
wew
we got a game lads
RUSSIA STRONK
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR
MURRAY CHOCKING??
firstrow
RUSSIA STRONK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GET MURRAY OUT OF THERE REEEÈEEEEEEEEEEÈEE
MEME GOALS GOD DAMN
Holy shit
>Laffs defense
Fucking Leafs fans I'm going beat the shit out of this leafs fan kid I always see at the busstop
Troll stanchion
>MU22AY
Youngfags are rattled
Look interested. But they dont even want to play. All-Star team cant beat young guys, who plays hockey after university lessons. Sorry for my perfect english, there arent people who speaks english in russia
Poccия WOKE AS FUCK
Reminder that Finland lost to this "team"
1-2
>canadian """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""goaltending"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
and russia comes alive!!!!
We need more Americans on this team, Canadians going full meme. Swap one of those faggots out for Galchenyuk.
>tfw the peds kick in
Should have scratched all the Americans tbqh
I bet you could find some good Canadian kids in the crowd, they probably have gear at home, if not one of them could fit in gudreaus gear
DELETE TH
is Gibby time at the start of the next period?
Matthews will get the first hat trick of this meme tournament in this game right guys?
Right?
>Galchenyuk
>American
Bring in JT Miller
I'm nearby, I can play better defence than these Americucks
Matt murray is shit
>born in Milwaukee
>not American
Born in Milwaukee
BOBROVSKY
THE FUCKING BUST BETTER HE FUCKING MISSED MCDAVIDS TIP IN PASS AND IS LITERALLY THE CAUSE OF THIS
This. Where the hell is he? Its all mcmeme memery so far.
but ryan murray is boss
Kek
i am so glad i don't live in the country of north america
ryan miller is better
It was going fine until McMeme missed the breakaway
JT Miller is only on the team so rags fans will buy jerseys
shut your fucking mouth bud
Top kek
chang pls learn your geography
based markov freaking the fuck out
I WANT BLOOD AND I WANT PENALTIES RIGHT NOW
I'm not sure bob knows enough english to respond to shit talk
>mcbust can't convert breakaway to go 2-0
>now down 2-1
>canadian """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""finnishing""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
thanks leafs you fucking useless cunts
Markov is legend. Punch young fags out
>laffs
B O B R O V S K Y
>old man gets McKinnon off the ice
bad trade mate
>morgan "bust" reilly
are the goalies wearing the "smaller" equipment? I don't see much difference.
YOUNG GUNS CHOKE
>Canadian goaltending
Gibson pls
R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A R Y S S I A
>the city of North America
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>MURR3Y
...
ABSOLUTELY BTFO
LAFFS
RIELLY
LAFFS ARE SHIT
>matt murray
ABSOLUTELY
OUT
FUCKING
SKILLED
SLAVA ROSSIYA
WHAT THE FUCK, LADS
>Auspic Matthews misses easy tip-in set up by McDavid
>talks about finishing
WEW
E
W
YOUNGFAGS BTFO BY KUZNETSOV. LEAFS DEFENCE AND MURRAY EXPOSED
>50% tap-in conversion rate
T U M B L I N G
D O W N
O
W
N
FUG 44 get yur head outtayut ass u!?!?÷&÷&
Is the meme over?
Get Murray the fuck out of the net, holy shit.
babby down
That's not happening this season
These cheats were drug tested before the game, right?
>rielly
getting exposed like a typical >laffs player
RUSSIA STRONK
yep, Murray gettin' pulled.
>MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y MURR3Y
Yeah, you tell them wipper snappers ruskie
>the literal continent of North America
>laffs
>defence
BEST COP ON THE FORCE
Kuznetsov chirping at the NA bench holy shit it's getting hot
>wh-whats going on
1-3
ez kids
Matthews with no finish unless connor gives him open net
>Auston "shoot it in the chest" Matthews
Kek
>literally THE BEST CHANCE YOU HAVE TO SCORE IN THE GAME OF HOCKEY
>gets pad blocked
mcbust is trash take off your homer goggles
>Reilly
>Laffs
Good job laffs, not only are you the reason the meme might die but your players are shit and your fans are faggots too
>pens were considering murray as their starter going foward
What parts of Russia you guys from?
Nizhnekamsk here
>Canadians literally killing Team NA
disgusting
))))
reilly and murray need to be take out back and shot
nobody tell them the playoffs haven't started yet
>Kuznetsov morphs into a bird
i'd take him over connor "pad block breakaway" mcbust
Paryko maybe get on net bud
kaliningrad
Where's the second thread?
>havent seen mcgaykid since his missed breakaway
Finland here
Murray at least realizes he's not a forward.
in your mom pussy
>MCBENCHED
KEK
Novgorod
And even then...
>breakaways
>easier than fucking empty nets tip-ins
dead, along with our hopes and dreams
>tfw you will never bird celly in an international meme tourney
JESUS CHRIST THEY ARE LEGITIMATELY COLLAPSING
Bergenfield
>CANADIAN
>GOALTENDING
BELOOOOOWN THE FUCK OUT
INC GIBBY
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
MEMES ARE OVER
>Murray is not another Hammond guys!
M4SS4CRE
BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO BANKO
>MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y MURR4Y
>Murr4y
for fuck sakes.
MURRAY IS A FUCKING BUST
>Laffs Defense
FUCK YOU RIELLY
SHUT UP
MCJESUS WILL BRING ON THE OILERS DYNASTY THEYLL WIN THE NEXT 4 CUPS
DELETE THIS
DELETE THIS
DELEEEEEETE THIIIIIIIIS
P U L L E D
U
L
L
E
D
Remove Murray
top kek
>MURR4Y
POCKNYA PLS NO MORE BULLY
>OILELS COACH
>TRYING TO TEACH DEFENSE
killing myself, goodbye everyone
ХAХAХA
>McMeme
>Rielly
>Murray
Why are Canadians so bad at hockey?
No my friend, they are only beginning.
>a pane of glass
Helsinki.
Is the bird celly the ultimate form of chirping?
It's time, lads.
That was a good thread
>former shorks coach
>trying not to choke in elimination games
i fucking blinked and russia scored 4 times
Gibson should have started this 2nd of back to backs
STOP MAKING T'EYES AT ME AND AL STOP MAKING T'EYES AT YOU
Get use to losing in this rink matthews. Not gonna have connor carrying ya.
>bird
>chirping
MARKOV LITERALLY BULLYING CHILDREN
NEW
this desu
>playing goalies back to back
>ever
>eazy E just got AIDS on one TV
>this is happening on the other TV
Too many feels in my living room right now tbqhlads
THE
MOST
DANGEROUS
LEAD
Euro makes it to the semis. NAT can't make it out of the group.
BETTMAN BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
REILLY
ELITE
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
YALL TALKING SHIT BOUT MY BOY EH
>LE NEW 4TH FORWARD GUY
NO DEFENSE
THE GAME
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Comeback incoming.
Sharks fan here, I still place most of the blame for the reverse sweep on McLellan
ABOUT FUCKING TIME LEAF SHITTER REILLY, YOU STILL OWE LIKE 500 GOALS
WHAT IT IS THAT SURPRISES ME IS WE'RE NOW REALLY FOUR TO TWO
...
Fuck the 3rd period is going to be GOAT
Markov is a badass
lmao
good post x
THAT'S A PENALTY SHOT GOD DAMMIT
B O B R O V S K Y
...
Come on boys just 1 more fucking goal! We're still in thiissss