/WCOH/ Russia v.s North America

M E M E G A M E

Morgan Reilly is fucking elite

my boy rielly

fuck you murray

>Caused two goals
>Scores one

He needs a hatty to make up for his Laffs tier performance

>Continent vs a country
What. I know Russia's big as shit but how does this make sense to combine USA & Canada

NA is only U24

Kikel is so bad

North America is an U23 team

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU LITTLE SHIT

I know your small American brain can't comprehend things, but just sip your beer and watch the game

Trump.

>kikel

>whistle when he would have scored if he hit the net

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what the fuck auston? tip it towards the net next time

>Russia needs to push the net away to prevent a goal

>no penalty for intentionally knocking the net off

RIGGED
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SO MUCH RAPE

TEAM ARYAN NATION TEAM ARYAN NATION TEAM ARYAN NATION TEAM ARYAN NATION TEAM ARYAN NATION TEAM ARYAN NATION

Is I am the only dude who don't give a shit about this even????

>kuznetsov acting like a bird
did they give him the wrong kind of PED before the game?

>reddit itt clamoring for imaginary penalty shots
you kids are cute :)

>there were people who thought Eichel is better than Barkov
never come to hockey related board ever again.

The most dangerous lead heading into the third. Can Russia outmeme NA?

I just found out my sister-in-law is having a kid. They tried to call me but I told them I was busy watching Russia rape a bunch of babies. Now they won't pick up.

How did Funland fail to score more when team NA has a goalie and defence like this?

Team NA has a great offence, but you can really tell that they lack experience many times. Even if Russia got lucky as fuck with 2 goals. Goal 3 and 4 was just terribly done by team NA.

Sells more product to people more likely to spend money on it.

I guess the kids arent alright

>thinking hockey players use
PEDs

He was doing the ultimate form of chirping

They forgot they were playing against
>Canadian goaltending

>sister in law
who the fuck cares?

Your brother married a shit person if she doesn't understand hockey is bigger than anything else.

>not enough countries play furpuck
>have to make up amateur meme teams

gib pics of sister toples

Kot Blini

Based Markov

Hope he plays with that kind of fire during the season.

>stealing my joke

STOP CALLING IT TEAM CANADA YOU FUCKING MORON

>canadians and americans are this triggered
fuk u im watching my russian quiz show they run between the periods

"it's 2016 lmao" - Elliot Friedman

>full-time NHL players besides Matthews (who will make the Laffs for sure )
>amateur

Wew. That gulag threat really worked wonders, didn't it?

are those pancakes? better be pancakes

[spoiler]Sorry m8, it was too good to pass up[/spoiler]

>finland
>scoring
pick one.

Hello. I am in the market for a Russian friend. I want RUS/CZE final with RUS win 2-1.

Pls pm :3

While the goaltender was really bad, he didn't get any decent suport from any of the defenders. There should be some decent defender in NA team.

Russia might choke in the third if they are lucky.

>florida panthlels
ahahahahaha

Remove CZ

>that Ovi

pretty gone there bud

I had a Russian flatmate and he introduced me to pancakes filled with minced beef, goat snacks just a shame it takes so much effort to make.

I fear I'm just tuning into this tournament for the first time, I had a busy weekend. How has this shit been?

Team NA's defence is all meme "analytics" types like Karlsson that can't actually defend

Lectures in 4 hours and here I am watching meaningless furpuck game while sipping beer.

Losing your no. 1 in minutes is messing with an already fragile defense.

Trouba is good, but you can't throw someone like him, who has been scratched for a majority of the games, in Ekblad's spot.

Rielly was the defenseman who fucked up on most of those

pretty meme

ur "education" is pointless

Im starting to get worried about you funland.

>Finish goaltending
>Finland scoring.

If this keeps up, the only thig you bring to the hockey rink is memes and that would suck. Please produce another Teemu Selänne as soon as possible.

kuzy goal was on him, jones got walked on the other goal against

Oh boy. You also fell for the ''le 4th forward man'' meme, didn't you?

He wasn't, he fucked up once with the shitty stick check on Kucherov.

He doesn't watch hockey. I don't know what went wrong.

>implying your lectures aren't just as meaningless

Nice to see PC's pedostache is gone

This year

Shit meant Kuznetsov.

technically yes I'm planning on becoming a NEET after I'm done with this shit, just don't want to let my parents down quite yet so I'm pretending I'm trying

i bet you're not worried after tomorrow when we WRECK YOUR ASS BITCHHHH

That fucking chick asking to put the kids to bed without dessert

If there were girls on that team and a guy asked it, he'd be fired

youtube.com/watch?v=lEh55I5PTRs

>mad that your team is so shitty they only have one player in the meme tourny

>LAFFS

Anyone here unironicly a leafs fan? Why?

Soooooooo Comrades, where in Russia are we watching the game from tonight?

Vladivostok here.

Nah. It will end up with a booring 3-1 win for us. Last goal is in empty net.

What makes you think they haven't already given up on you

best game of the memecup 2bh

kazan

>implying I got to pick

we have goat jerseys and everyone hates us

>someone is so assblasted by an elite defenseman that he made an entire video about his mistakes

You could the same type of video for every elite defenseman mate

>leafs have all the goals for team na
>mcdavid can't get points without matthews

kalmkia reporting in

soooo... stream?

ya veeshu teebya

Petersbourg

Then make one for Doughty

Crimea

Yakutsk here

firstrow

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1tv.ru/live

ukhta

Is this McDavid guy serious? Can he ever make a big play for his team?

Why the fuck is he captain?

Ukraine

I'm not butthurt enough

Broker

They should have played a simple round robin tournament where each team played each other team once.

>Why the fuck is he captain?

pity so he doesn't kill himself, his teammates are so much better than him

What a stupid hook

Elizabeth NJ

dude he's unironically amazing

Khabarovsk.
Took two days off from work becasuse I'm sick

>Canada wins the whole thing halfway through
Boring desu

enigmatic russians be committing bad stick penalties, as they're known to do

bad move Malkin-ballz

But Teemu "Can't win any championships" Selänne is not what finland needs. he is the flagship of culture of losing important games.

RNH
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HOLD ON TO YOUR MEMES

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COMEBACK
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fuggggg

THAT FUCKING POWERPLAY

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

THE NUGE

THIS

FUCKING

GAME

NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

>PO33N4

REV UP THOSE ENGINES BOYS

REDS
NOT
HAPPY

That's one fat kok.

Wtf happend to Malkin? used to be good. Sucks dicks on team Rusky

SSSCAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MacKinnon should have been captain of this team

THE NUGE IS HUGE

>Took two days off from work
gulags are getting lax i see

>not Saad

just doesn't care, rly

NUGE

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HUGE
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He got cucked by Bill the Thrill so he feels unimportant and acts the role.

Canada scores

Mfw these kids could win it all

inb4 meme on meme overmeme

>tfw your countries hockey program is diminishing so quickly by the next World Cup you'll have to merge with the EuroTrash

where's his chin?

He's been huge for this team, offensively, defensively, and leadership/sticking up for himself and his team.

It's a fucking disgrace McMeme got the C for jersey sales.

>MACKINNON THE BULL

>delegated to being essentially a 3rd line center on your elite playoff run-making team because you lack chemistry with literally everyone

I'll never understand Malkin.

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Ekblad > MacKinnon > McDavid > Saad

Best game of the tourny to be quite honest with you

MacKinnon is too Colorado to be a captain

oh fuggg the right from kamchatka

>McMeme

Fuck this bust

>mcpenalized

>SAVES A GOAL

THAT SACRIFICE FOR THE TEEM

EARNING THAT "C" NIGGAS

>connor mchook

lol McBust is terrible when he's not being carried by Auston

Malkin used to steal the players brought in to play with Crosby

>ekblad

Too soft

>muh head is sore i can't play

But some Oilers bust isn't? He'll be signing shit at flea markets in 10 years dude.

The Avs are relevant.

saved a goal because shit american defending

>McPIMs

shamefur dispray

he started speaking english

Would Lake her Baikal

could be kalmyk desu

Auston's goal was all McDavid

Here's your (You)

>Avs
>Relevant since 2001

I mean fuck the Oilers are more relevant than you because of 2006.

t.not even an oilels fan

>tfw he no am score

has mcmeme even got a point yet

Malkin is Punished snake?

Yea he got an assist

>miss 20 great wide open opportunities
>puck bounces to Auston by sheer luck on a bad shot attempt

Canadian delusion, McMeme can't do anything on his own.

Did all the work on Matthews' tap in

Assist last game, assist this game.

Based Cooter, elder statesman of the team bring the grit

Why is russia's pp so awful?

Nobody gives a shit about the Oilers or any other B ranked Canadian team you roll up the rim retard

have you even been watching the game or just 100% shitposting

Yeah he's gotten some scorekeeper gift assists, not doing much out there

>all mcdavid
but it went in the net, mcdavid has the scoring touch of david clarkson

@71361586

I already gave you your (You), now buzz off.

I know America is trying to be relevant but saying blatantly false things is no way to do that, friendo

>that bird celly
I need a gif of this ASAP

who?

nvr seen bob do that before w his stick
>he cares for them more than me

i'm gonna kneel during the canadian anthem tomorrow

yknow, for the brothers

>russians
>strategy

Plus you need a decent defenceman to do most zone entries/PP formations

>creates a play and dishes to Matthews for an unmissable tip in
>scorekeeper gift assist

some maple laff shitter

No Murray no win

>no salary retained

>anyone
>caring about lumbus
wew

Just like nobody gives a shit about the avalanche of an organization in colorado, you cheeseburger guzzling amerilard

their strategy seems to be "win"

looks like it's going pretty well desu

the Subbans?

I know canada is trying to keep the deflated hype balloon that is McMeme afloat but he's already been completely exposed this tournament. he's a complete non-factor when matthews isn't on the ice with him. even reily is more dangerous than him.

>gaybeckis still mad that colorado stole their team
cucked

The shilling for NAT and against Russia on ESPN makes this nearly unwatchable not on mute.

STOP SHILLING SOME GAY ASS CHAIR MADE OF STICKS

Shoulda just made canada junior team. Americans kinda ruining team

>tfw no north american gf

OH FUCK BOYS ANOTHER PENULTY

Yeah, just a bunch of dead cap space that will come back to haunt you when you are making a playoff push

>this american delusion
>mad at a player who only needed half a season to get nominated for the Calder

RIGGED

>ESPN
grim

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Let's do some quick research

Avalanche Stan Lee Cups since 1993: 2

Canada: 0

WEW LAD

the only things the avs are relevent to is conversations discussing "most likely to miss the playoffs" desu

>doesnt know how ltir works
sad really

ABSOLUTELY RIGGED

REFPUCK
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

FIVE
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>yfw Ovi knock the puck into his own net in OT

>delay of game

HERE WE GO

This is such a meme game

>the """"""rookie"""""" of panarin

5-ON-3
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would be cool to have canada east and canada west

>oy vey we cant have usa and na both lose out in the round robin

what time is it in russia

If they don't score, it might as well be over.

the most meme penalty in the most meme tourney

>calder nomination
>that confirmation bias

lol wow you mean the same canadian media who hyped him before he ever set foot on nhl ice gave him an undeserved nomination? you don't say. must be nice to take half the season off resting and stat pad on a garbage team in the worst division in hockey against teams that don't get up to play you.

You're the one that doesn't know how LTIR works

>lol we just get infinite cap space

The biggest thing that you lose is that you don't "build" cap space through the season, severely limiting your deadline options

>delay of game is the most objective indisputable penalty
>still riggedpuck somehow

Depends where you live seeing as it's massive, Moscow time is like 2 hours ahead of GMT so 5.30 AM

This PP1 sucks compared to the PP2 line

>these misses

babbies pls

B O B

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Schiefele can shoot but he can't hit the net and he can't do anything else

>mcmeme misses another point blank shot

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

YOU FUCKING CLOWNS

Will Bobrovsky finally stay healthy?

USA chant?

kek

>Calder Cup rigged for McDavid
>a Russian wins it

Really makes you think

TOO MUCH MAN
TOO MUCH MEME

>american goaltending

ONEJOB
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MEMENGRAD

FUCKING PUT SAAD IN!

>calder cup

lel

>rigged
>journalists invent a new definition for the award to prevent mcdavid from winning

ROSSIYA ROSSIYA

>bias = rig

nice strawman. the fact that mcbust was even nominated was a farce. no other sport can you take half a season off and have a chance to win.

>4 on 4
>no Larkin

HOW'S THE RUBLE DOING IGOR?

>you don't "build" cap space
>deadline options

lel what a joke, are you serious? trade deadline is a meme

this tbhfams

it's an award for best rookie, not for best rookie who played an entire season.

Who buys a NAT jersey? Some faggot leaf fan prob

larcuck is useless, plus it was going to become a SH situation and larcuck doesn't kill penalties

Proud NATIONALISTS

>one minute left
>na pulls tendie
>pavel scores on the empty net from 200 feet away

Larkin is a top meme with space on the ice, senpai

Yeah, it's the best rookie, not "best 40 games" or "best if the NHL season was only half as long".

you can't make a credible comparison when one guy literally misses half the season resting. panarin/gostisbehre/larkin etc. had to play through the entire grind of a season on teams that made the playoffs and actually had responsibilities.

>CCCP flag

>nominate a player who isn't even elligible according to some arbitrary criteria that doesn't even exist
>don't even give him the trophy

For what purpose?

>bob playing well only to come columbus and being back-up for Korpisalo
kek, feel bad for the guy.

cccp was the best hockey nation this world has ever seen

>McMeme

Pretty much everyone on this team is great 4x4. Larcuck has been useless all tourny

gommies made ruskie hokkei great

>matthews' stick too short
Of course

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I agree, except for the inclusion of panarin.

Radulov should be considered for "rookie" of the year by these meme merits

Honestly with goal differential probably being the difference in group b, do you even pull the goalie?

>gostisbehre/larkin

So you want to nominate players who got less points despite playing more just because they played more?

>mcoffsides

I cant watch this game, im just checking the thread once in a while.

lol kikel

maybe not but they will anyway

KIKEL REKT

LELMELIN LAYING EM OUT

Larkin has been fine, some good looks, just overslooked for kikel/mcmeme/johnny manlet/bustthews/etc

who the fuck is korpisalo

WHY IS THIS SO INTENSE THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MEANINGLESS MEME CUP

He has been a giveaway machine, ruined a three on one with a brutal pass

I don't think Eichel knows where he is right now

Ran into the freight train known as Alexie Emelin, whew

this is some good shit

rielly holy fuck, that was some crazy shit

I'M FREAKING THE FUCK OUT OVER HERE

HOLY SHIT THIS GAME

>mcpenaltydrawer

>this pace

I'M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK

RIELLY IS

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TIME FOR A 6 ON 4

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ITS HABBENING

DELET

I was playing rocket league for the past two hours. What did I miss?

Orlov, y u do diz

>MACKINNON WILL SCORE DUBS SAYS

>this is the first team NA action I've seen so far

Fucking f where have I been this is ebin

HOLY FUCK IM SHAKING

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Reminder if Gibson started they would have won

RIELLY IS ELITE

Welp, the better team lost, hope they can beat Sweden.

THE MEME IS DEAD

BASED RUSSIYA

Whoo go russia!

B O B R O V S K Y
BEST COP ON THE FORCE

Nah. He's not that good.

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POSTESBERE

damn that was a good game

Man, just think if they didn't play a >Canadian goalie

who
>cheering for finland tmrw
here

?

woulda shoulda coulda

Youngfags done

Fuck Sweden

The difference here:
>FINNISH
>GOALTENDING

Bobrovsky won this game

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Fuck Sverige. Finland is love

This.

Guess Fleury going to be the starter again, what with that other felluh committing suicide and all.

>datsyuk didn't get a 200' empty netter
ONE JOB GARY

He's better than
>Canadian goaltending

Grats Bob

>pane of glass
>scoring

wtf why russia has the goaltending we usually get in these tournaments?

No one ever said a pane of glass wasn't sharp when it's broken