Isn't his religious shit over? The fuck is taking Khabib so long to get a fight?
Nolan Kelly
Johnson would get smothered for 3-5 rounds
You need someone with Tibau tier takedown D to stop Khabib
Jack Anderson
nate diaz won both fights
Jaxson White
I fell hard for the no gi meme, lads.
Just got back from the ER, after nearly two hours of waiting I got shuffled in and a doc looked me over for a couple minutes. It's staph but probably not the antibiotic resistant kind. Waiting on test results to know for sure.
Caleb Lee
gross
Henry Campbell
Why should I believe you? I only believe people that post pics.
Josiah Price
Let it develop, get some of those big staph holes in ya
Oliver Thomas
Nice meme
Jordan Thomas
He heem'd an old man, impressive.
Zachary Murphy
he doesn't have knees anymore
Charles Gonzalez
@71362101 Please drop the trip and I will be happy to (You) you.
Evan Torres
objective fact m8, majority decision is hardly a win, especially with so much obvious corruption involved
Lincoln Jackson
Why did Schaub feel it was necessary for to land that hammer fist. What a dirty fucking piece of shit.
Sebastian Wood
...
Noah Mitchell
It wasn't the no gi meme(I have no idea what that means anyway), it was the place you trained at and the people you trained with.
Josiah Nelson
Sorry, no pics. I'm not anybody famous but I have recognizable tattoos.
Aiden Phillips
The guy who scored it 47-47 was retarded, there was no 10-8 round at all. It was a clear 3-2.
Alexander James
if 3 was 10-8 then so was 2
Jonathan Ramirez
More post traumatic seizures btw. Schaub bless.
Wyatt Morris
BECAUSE IT'S HEEM OR GET HEEMED OUT HERE YEH?
Xavier Taylor
Any where I've been has been really strict about people training with open wounds and are really hell bent on keeping everything sanitary. This also has to do with you, did you have any type of open wound you shouldn't' have been training with?
Parker Smith
Haha what? The fight conceivably could have been stopped in the third round if it hadn't ended, Nate was never in major trouble in the second round.
Isaac Jones
Yeah, I had just got my cauliflower ear drained and stitched. I'm afraid they're going to have to cut some of it away.
Samuel Ross
Pleb here. Conor's next oponent? and when
Lincoln Gutierrez
You are imagining a different reality to fit your narrative
Bentley Cruz
Then it your fault and you should have waited for it to heal. Trust me dude, I've been there and done that, it sucks to be able to not train because of something like that, but you kind of put yourself and the people you train with because of it. Live and learn.
Kayden White
why does Sage talk with all this "yes sir absolutely,no sir absoluteley not" temrminolgy?thats an army terminology if I recall correctly where you are supposed to answer with a certain way in your superiors
Francis Ngannou a French guy
David Kelly
Eddie Alvarez, November 12
Justin Smith
I meant that I've had open wounds that I've had to let heal before I've trained, not staph. I've never had it, and don't want to.
Sebastian Reyes
>ur just imagining things Can't argue with that!
Dominic Murphy
I finally figured out why 204 is the way it is, people talk of the tourney of jacare/weidman/rockhold/yoel
they ain't even in the running for MW gold. vitor vs moussai two guys bisping has been trying to fight for years, and rashad vs kennedy
this is the rematch tournament. moussasi fight never happened a few times, lost to other 3, only other losses to avenge would be wanderlei and sonnen who appear due for a rematch, ufc release chael without drama, chael is trying to milk bellator and come back to fight bisping after bisping fights vitor and tim/shad(can't figure out who ufc thinks will win that one)
the big 4 in their prime, are getting blown out by old guys with names.
Ethan Russell
>inb4 janny delet this
Jackson Ross
tfw Piana posting has finally died off
Asher Morris
Schaub bless.
Ian Thomas
it's been dead for months mate, the meme wasn't strong enough
William Rogers
only cause you've reported it
Dylan Morales
I wouldn't even know how to do that.
William Cooper
What the fuck does that freak and 3 year old /fit/ meme have to do with MMA?
Only to strike again when Schaubfags are vulnerable.
Aiden Ramirez
some goof tried to start up pianaposting on /heem/ to combat schaubposting, it failed obviously
Parker Miller
Rate these opponents based on difficulty level from 1 to 10 , provided they're up against Conor:
Khabib Eddie Alvarez Nick Diaz GSP
Kayden Martinez
1 1 1 1
Carson Jones
pushing around an equally old ass manlet isn't a feat of strength
Asher Brown
9 8 9 9
Alexander White
8 5 8 11
Jackson Bell
I remember Brendan Schaub had a reddit Q&A where some guy asked him about his braindamage,Brendan sperged out and got all defensive about it.Can /heem/ post the screencap?
Alexander Hernandez
Rogan is very virile, and thick.
Jack Morris
>reddit dislikes schaub hmmm really makes you think about anti-schaub boys......
Isaiah Howard
just capped it for you my man
Adam Stewart
KEK
Ryder Barnes
>this is considered sperging out he just replied to a passive aggressive comment reasonably and honestly.
Oliver James
Schaub knocked this up. He's winning at life.
Schaub bless
Grayson White
Yeah fuck that guy, schuab didn't retire because of a brain injury, he retired because of multiple sustained brain injuries and a complete inability to compete
Jose Sullivan
Nah Cred Forumsro he got epically trolled
Mason Rogers
you seem shook lad
Luke Ward
It wasn't Ben Rothwell's fault, r-right? He just triggered Brendan's brain injury beyond repair, is that correct?
David Taylor
I don't think he sperged out but that question and Brendan treating it like the guy was being serious was pretty funny.
Benjamin Sullivan
Schaub wasn't even that bad ffs
He almost heemed Rothwell who before JDS was looming for a title shot himself
>tfw thinking about how goat the 205 embeddeds are going to be
Luke Ward
>all the fags in the UFC Embedded comments saying "CM PUNK'S IN MICKEY'S HEAD!!! YOU SEE HOW HE WON THAT STAREDOWN" when Punk didn't shake hands with Gall
Mickey bless
William Cruz
Then you should stop and notify the trainers and other students that you're bleeding. I have no idea where you train though. I've always been told to notify people when I'm bleeding because a shit load of places aren't really going to test their students.
Lincoln Lewis
Is this the most autistic general on Cred Forums?
Jaxon Stewart
>implying any place exists that would test their students
Lucas Phillips
vintage Schaub!
Bless brothers!
Robert Brooks
That's what I was saying.
Chase Flores
It's up there in terms of generals that actually are focused around a single topic Try visiting Cred Forums and going to one of their generals though
Ethan Bell
>yfw schaubposting killed this thread
Thomas Flores
...
Luis Ross
Roided Vitor Vs Rumble, who wins? >Vitor via memekick
Matthew Rivera
You say that but you directly promote the awfulness of /heem/ by making threads early and getting incredibly mad if you don't win the thread war.
Levi Roberts
that was in the past senpai i've realized the error of my ways also i legitimately don't have the time to do that any more
Eli Bailey
Why do people keep asking this in between fightnights/big news
Brayden Watson
There's a bunch of generals on /vg/ that are much worse. This one is probably the worst one on Cred Forums though.
Noah Morris
Is that a spic, a gook or a spigook?
Jeremiah Howard
ohhh Canada, you can´t call any nation gay when your own country is full of cucks and faggots, you should man up bro.
Christopher Campbell
filipina my man
Josiah Martinez
try visiting /hoc/ i'm start to suspect that all of the three or four meemspammers are all /hoc/ crossposters
Jonathan Morris
who /TrumpGen/ here
Evan Jackson
heh i just realized peru is canada without the leaf
Where's your leaf little guy? Want me to help you find it? Maybe you lost it in an Incan blood sacrifice or something.
Jason Lopez
starting* also remove one of the alls
Tyler Morris
i think this is the best general on Cred Forums
Daniel Wright
Kenny is my boy! Anyone got more Kenny webms?
Carson Young
every other general on Cred Forums is infested with tripfags, additionally this is the only general that is consistent year round
Anthony Gomez
It is my personal belief that the worst posters on /heem/ are /fit/ crossposters
Andrew Cruz
There's like a 2 week lull between PPVs where shit gets pretty bad. The other 2 weeks of the month /heem/ is alright when we have recent things to talk about.
Henry Torres
Anybody know where I can catch the full replay of Legacy 59? No luck on TPB.
Dylan Cooper
I agree bro
Kevin Sanchez
>it's a Schaub/anti-Schaub shitslinging thread
Jose Murphy
Hey, fella, I don't agree with you what you're saying is utter shit and /heem/ is top tier
Daniel Cox
top tier in autism
i'm gonna have to disagree witrh you here joe, here is NOTHING more autistic than schaubposting my man.
Cooper Murphy
>occasional funposting with Schaub >reddit doesn't like heem and thinks Schaubposting is ruining the threads >spams dildos, gay/cuck pornography, and mocks schaubposters
HERE EVERY ENJOYS MEMES
NO BULLYING
Caleb Wood
khabib is going to crush him holy kek it literally is sara
why did her and rich lie about getting a divorce?
Henry Moore
ok
Christopher Cruz
Imagine a giant blown up portrait of this being held up buy several people When Bisping fights Hendo
Kayden Anderson
Why is "getting caught" more of an excuse when someone gets knocked out but not when they get submitted?
Parker Bennett
Claudia Gadelha is 100% a MTF transsexual. It's so obvious she was born a guy. You can tell from her fingers, body structure, and voice.
Cameron Cooper
I present to you Chinese BJ.
Jaxon Martin
where your ass was at when this happened?
Easton Powell
Because it's easier to land a lucky punch than it is a lucky triangle choke.
Bentley Parker
sat at home
Hunter Hall
good PCT
Connor King
Legit Question
Can Conor take dat wrestlefuck from Eddie?He didnt seem to enjoy the clinchwork in the Diaz fight and man Eddie looks fucking roided
At least he's gonna get a second chance to right his wrong after he gets decisioned r-right
Jaxon Cooper
conor basically gave up his neck, shit happens all the time when a guy wants a way out
"""REAL""" fite fans think it's an abomination, but i'd rather face reality and get my shit together for the rematch than take a heeming or JDS style beating for 20+ minutes
Julian Ross
Eddie's wrassl'n is better than Chad's so..
Anthony Russell
Have you ever been on /hoc/? Take the canadian spergs we have here and multiply them by 100.
Gabriel Gomez
looks like a real grill to me
Andrew Peterson
Debatable
But Eddie isn't coming in on two weeks notice either so it'll end up being better and more prolonged than Chad's was
Jonathan Lee
How exactly did this train of thought come about from previous comments?
Kayden Gutierrez
TD accuracy 54% Chad to 41% Eddie
0-5 in TD vs Cerrone 6-15 in TD vs Pettis
Easton Flores
Kavanaugh says Conor's really been working on his grappling so we'll see. source: ariel interview after 203
Lucas Myers
i think he'll still struggle with Conor's length, and Conor has shown he can grow from fight to fight
the Diaz loss put his fight-night ego in check
Isaiah Phillips
>mma math Fucking lol, regardless of straight skill Eddie is also not as miniscule as Chad so his grappling will be even more effective.
Mason Rodriguez
8 6 9 10
Wyatt Parker
This plus Eddie is also a more competent striker than Diaz so it's a tough fight for Connor. However Connor is a very smart fighter and it wouldn't surprise me if he just starts going the GSP route and going for point wins. Which he is very capable of because he is a great counter puncher.
Eli Cruz
but that presumes he's facing the same conor who didnt give a shit about mini mendes' desperation takedowns because he knew he had broken him 10 seconds into that fight
Evan Bailey
real grills have hips
Mason Ross
10 8 7 10
William Hughes
she has a boyish figure, but so do most female pro athletes
Chase Murphy
ruthless body work
Joseph King
>the boy got lucky yeh >i was beating the shit out of him the entire fight then he caught me >THE KING IS BACK AFTER A VERY CLOSE MAJORITY DECISION
He's delusional as ever
Daniel Smith
Honestly, I don't understand why people think that Conor is a slouch on the mat. I mean sure he's no Damian Maia but he definitely stuffs a lot of takedowns and is no stranger to the clinch game. He arguably stuffed 90% of Nate's takedown attemps and Nate was 25lbs heavier in the rematch.
Jack Powell
ONE Championship [ ONE FC 47 ] UNBREAKABLE WARRIORS [ Full All Fights ] 02 September 2016 HD
Did someone watch this? If yes, how was it? Is One FC still the real """other""" company?
Jacob Taylor
Oh I remember you. This is a troll, everyone.
Asher Stewart
>talking conor's verbal shitposting seriously
Charles Bennett
>Nate was 25lbs heavier
Nonsense, and comparing Nate's wrestling to someone like Eddie's is laughable
Gabriel Fisher
>wins 145 title in 13 seconds >immediately challenges 155 champ on 3 months notice >takes 170lb fight against unheemable retard on 10 days notice >loses >immediately wants rematch at same weight
and you still hate this man. diaz at 170 was a stupid fight to take in the first place, let alone again, and he did a lot of tactical things to overcome the natural disadvantages
you missed out on the bandwagon bruh
Zachary Russell
yeah but nate's takedowns suck dick. He showed how shit he is at defending takedowns against chad mendes, who granted is one of the best wrestlers on the UFC roster. you can't compare Nate's takedowns to Eddie's
Xavier Perez
Yeah I agree. Nonsense. Nate was definitely at least 275 lbs, maybe even pushing 300.
Ryder Edwards
gooby bless
Nolan Stewart
>btfo so y...you're a troll!
Lucas Torres
>no stranger to the clinch game
he cant be succesful in the clinch with a guy like Eddie for sure
> stuffed 90% of Nate's takedow
Nates takedowns are fucking pathetic
> Nate was 25lbs heavier
thats a nice goober meme excuse to present his majority decision win as a sort of accomplishment.my guess is no more than 10 lbs
Cameron Thomas
It's true though. You're just playing at being a Conor nuthugger and doing the whole LE SHOOK schtick. No need to get antsy just because you got caught out.
Ian Phillips
What the fuck are you even talking about, that has nothing to do with what I said
Anthony Garcia
Conor's put on a lot of muscle since that fight. Damn.
Robert Torres
So what are you basing the previous cockiness off of?
Connor Perez
More to do with the weight cut than anything
Jeremiah Barnes
I don't think Conor has ever been delusional or arrogant. He's just talked shit because that's he does.
Austin Sanders
Still pissed Ferguson-Chiesa didn't go through 2bh, would've been a banger, thankfully got Lando in return though
Semi-related note, thinking about the RDA-Ferguson fight is a real brain teaser, so many variables, so many different things to think about, that fight has big potential
On another related note, Chiesa has a wrestling background and a purple belt in JJ, but has submitted both Dariush and Jim Miller, very interesting to see just how high level of a grappler he is, also submitted BY Jorge Masvidal
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Kevin Morgan
It's tough to tell when his true colors actually shine. He does have that pikey heritage tho, pikeys are usually mindnumbingly delusional.
Lincoln Nguyen
Conor's not a pikey
Owen Long
Ferguson is begging to get exposed on his last fights but on the other hand RDA looked kinda of USADA'd in his fight with Eddie so who knows
I would still go with RDA
Noah Fisher
Anyone got some pointers for how I can max out my streaming experience for Sunday's heems? Be it Acestream or whatever, I want to be good and ready this time around.
Jaxon Wright
Yeah Acestream is pretty much the best. Or you can always buy PPVs on fight pass if you're a real Fight Fan ;).
>knocking up your """gf""" who you had no intention of marrying in the near future >winning
k
Hudson Martinez
>I don't think Conor has ever been delusional or arrogant For the first Diaz fight, Kavanagh and Conor said they didn't take it seriously and thought and Diaz would get KO'd in the first round like the others.
Caleb Ortiz
Is Sage learning how to bantz, or is he being sincere?
Ryan Lopez
Sage is adorable. He's like Ned Flanders.
Dylan Gomez
absolutely based
Aaron King
it is both sir, haha
you know what's funny? i'm going to break mickey's nose until he aspirates his own blood, then i will rip off his jaw and piss on his unconscious body, haha
Camden Young
Just watched the interview and Sage was being sincere imo.
>That flag >That post Lads...did bulgaria just say something positive about McGooby? I think the world is going to end.
Landon Watson
I think there are 2 Bulgarian posters, at least there used to be
Camden Butler
To be fair he trained constantly with that grappling guy, people on /heem/ act like guys can't improve but I think Conor's takedown defense has gotten better
Hunter Thomas
bless
Brandon Ramirez
he also maintained decent TDD against a larger nate despite being super gassed from landing power shots that would probably end most 155'ers
Dominic Perez
...
Christopher Gomez
No there's just one bulgarian poster with paranoid schizophrenia.
Lucas Powell
i realize nate """is""" a 155er so what i mean is @155 (except nate)
Brayden Cook
There was definitely a better Bulg poster in the past
Aaron Myers
lol imagine some dumb meathead tries to pick a fight with lauzon, choi and paddy at a bar since they look like a twinky fox sitcom cast
they get immolated
Logan King
I think he has shown a huge ammount of growth since he first came to the UFC. In his indy fights and the Brimmage fight he was pretty much a pure counter puncher, but then in the Holloway, Brando, and Siver fights he started showing his forward moving kick based offense that he could crowd his opponent with, and he used to great effect in winding Chad. Then in the second Diaz fight he kinda went back to his roots, countering and fighting long (to try and minimize the reach disadvantage), as well as his ability to mix it up with elbows and knees in the clinch.
Jaxson Brown
>big john with the shin to the dome re-heem
never gets old
Noah White
Everyone always says Lauzon looks like harmless dyel, but that cold, dead, look always in his eyes would make me think twice before hitting him.
Wyatt Hill
it's true that he trained but I bet Alvarez has too, and I'm not saying that he can't have improved a lot just that up to this point it has yet to be displayed. Conor is a very smart fighter though, so he very well could have mastered takedown defense and we've just yet to see it.
Zachary Thompson
Idk about Joe there's something a little creepy about him but i'd love to experience The Doo and The Baddy teaming up in any endeavour
100% for sure my man I would not fuck with Joe and those pointy oddly shaped ears
David Kelly
you should post this as an attached file if you want people to click it this is Cred Forums
Ian Hill
looks like a cancer victim with nothing to lose
Benjamin Young
Yeah you can paste URLs into the filename and post files directly like that bucko.
Austin Peterson
Not on Mac :(
Logan Lewis
You can with Cred Forums x you LITERAL virgin
Christopher Gomez
no I cant, I'm on windows 8, and the way this works for me is that there is a button under the comment box that says browse. When I click it, it opens my images folder and I have to click on something I have saved.
Parker Baker
Those extensions are ugly.
John Miller
I'm not american so idk shit but Lauzon always struck me like those Alabama hillbillies from the horror movies. All he needs is a pair of overalls and a cousin title before his first name.
Jeremiah Nguyen
you are making them think you are me
I am the guy who posted the link and
Carson Turner
there are some good videos of joe and his brother beating eachother up at family gatherings suburban hillbillies
Owen Smith
>rda was usada'd nice meme, he destroyed le ww combo man
Jackson Cooper
yeah you click browse and paste the URL where the filename goes
well, I just tried that and it's telling me the files size is too big. Which is why I posted the link in the first place, cuz it told me the same thing when I tried to upload it regularly
Ryder Scott
cowboy breaks under pressure tho
Camden Martinez
Our eternal boy
Easton Thompson
Which edgelord posted that meme in the comments kek
Josiah Hughes
...
Adam Rodriguez
Yeah he broke under the pressure and not the body shots, right
Oliver Rodriguez
Was flipping channels and there's some MMA episode of the Simpsons on.
Matt Riddle is actually a really good mat fighter despite being a giant goof. I can't help but love him.
Jackson Lopez
Glad hes doing something he loves and I hope his career goes somewhere too. I dig his King Of Bros gimmick.
Jacob Perez
MAD A N
Zachary Thomas
Would Conrad be better or worse fighting at 155 compared to 145, performance wise?
Jaxon Cooper
Same, it's laid back enough that I dig it. I imagine working the ring and ropes without shoes on isn't much fun though.
And he has the wwe look, young and ripped, someone call vince.
Matthew Robinson
Apparently Evolve is a known feeder league for the WWE so its possible. I think NXT would be a better fit though. NXT likes to book real athletes and promote them as such. And hes not as over the top as Lesnar to make it in WWE.
Cooper Foster
starved conair is based
Lucas Wood
THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Luis Evans
He is a really odd dude. I'd like to see him get something going in terms of gimmicks just to see what he would make of it. NXT could be a good fit though. Wrestling is pretty tough though, it's either WWE/TNA or bust. I guess MMA isn't much different though.
Matthew Robinson
OH MY GOODNESS
Sebastian Morgan
He kind of reminds me of Crush back in the 90s
Mason Ramirez
There's a whole board for you people.
Cooper Perry
anyone got any fedor hendo webms?
Bentley Thomas
Good call.
Levi Robinson
...
Daniel Watson
>tfw I want to talk about wrasslin sometimes, but am not autistic enough to hang out on /asp/
>When Paddy the Baddy's head clatters off the canvas
James Moore
>killing yourself >to kill the hue
Leo Lopez
...
Gavin Edwards
THOUGHT YOU HAD A FRIEND BOY
Josiah Powell
I accidentally got kneed in the temple during BJJ last night and I had a headache all day today. Should I be worried?
Caleb Hill
Posting webms of dirty ass fighters being punks
Julian Cox
>riddle
Luis Bennett
...
Tyler Adams
...
Blake Russell
...
Benjamin Turner
That aint dirty, thats clever
Ian Garcia
...
Carson Long
fuck i love seeing faggot wrestler heem
Easton Sanchez
It's both
Jeremiah Reed
He did not break any rules. Not dirty.
Camden Davis
He wasn't gouging the eye, he was fingering open the cut, which is also specifically illegal, just less common
Adrian Perry
...
William Cruz
>the one on the right Got dayum
Jack Long
what the fuck is an "onahole"
Jordan Garcia
>it is both, sir haha lost
Logan Jones
Japanese Fleshlight
Xavier Richardson
Can't be bothered to argue autistic definitions but if you can't see how going in for a glove touch and instead swinging is dirty just lose my number
Nathan Ward
I think its just what we both think is dirty. It is unsportsmanlike but I don't think its dirty.
Logan Anderson
Well an onahole is a bit more than a fleshlight. It's like a fleshlight bodypillow.
Eli Clark
>Jack Johnson was this slave who became this world champion boxer
Mike Perry will retire as a living legend with 100-0 score and 100% finish rate
Kevin Wright
>Mike Perry will retire as a living legend with 100-0 score and 100% finish rate
Based Croatia
Adam Price
>tfw conor vs nate III will be for the lw title
Hunter Phillips
>it's like Rocky vs. Apollo Creed III >Round 5 ends in a freeze frame of them both landing a punch >ends in a draw
Nolan Rogers
my dick
Wyatt Ramirez
O U R G U Y
Connor Baker
zero to one hunded real quick
Nathan Ortiz
why is chad looking at the ref???
Samuel Bennett
Legit hope he gets heem'd stiff, even just to see what the edgelords on heem get assblasted.
Jordan Garcia
12-6 elbows aren't illegal from bottom position despite being the exact same movement (retarded I know) and Chad prolly didn't know that
Justin Campbell
I think hes saying back of the head
>Chad prolly didn't know that But tons of fighters have done that before.
Wyatt Green
Who is your all time top boy /heem/?
Enson is my man.
Brody Parker
Chuck lidell
Parker Gomez
what the fuuuck
Noah Robinson
>i will never be able to erase the fact that he got heemed by Schlob feels bad man
Mason Roberts
Paddy the baddie 2bh lads
Christopher Ross
>ywn get shin kicked to the ribs by a slavic lanklet
feels good man
Joseph Kelly
...
Camden Thomas
Cage Warriors featherweight division, completed it m8
Nathan Sanchez
lads henderson will ko bisping, i can just feel it u know?
cap it
Xavier Nguyen
>Pudzianowski fought on the KSW XVII event, which was held on November 26, 2011. He faced James Thompson in a rematch.[18] He won the fight via majority decision. This decision caused controversy as Thompson had virtually full control in both rounds, and after the fight Thompson, who was clearly angered by the decision, took the microphone from the announcer and launched a verbal assault directed at the promotion in which he ranted: "Fucking joke. Give Mariusz a big round of applause. Come on. What a fucking joke. I thought KSW was really trying to be serious. If you can watch that back and call that serious, then (looking at the promoter) you're fucked, and KSW is going down the fucking toilet." Two days later the promotion changed the result to a No Contest. During a conference held on November 28, the ruling was deemed to be a "judge's error" and the fight result was changed. lmao, legit corruption
Angel Fisher
God Gilbert Yvel. I forgot that fight. Awesome work though.
Brayden Moore
>mfw Henderson will KO Bisping, Weidman, Jacare, Rockhold and Romero in that order
>tfw Rogan will never break down for you live on air what went wrong in your life
Oliver Carter
>tfw can't tell if WME are just fucking shit up left right and center or if Zuffa just got out at the right time
Liam Jones
he kept the lights on a lot longer than i thought
Luke Hall
Whenever Brandan is arrogant or obnoxious on podcasts i just go back and watch this. Feels great man
Thomas Martin
What I want from Hendo vs Bispong >First found KO for Hendo What will probably happen >Bispong by UD
Aaron Hernandez
Literally retired Schaub right then and there
Josiah Phillips
>Rogan retired Overeem and Punk at 203
he really is a munster
Josiah Nelson
Lads who /hype/ for Gregor Gillespie? 4 time All American and 1 time National Champion, 7-0 making his UFC debut on Saturday night.
Carson Diaz
Holy shit. I never realized the reason Joe took schlob in was because he was the guy who killed all of his dreams and aspirations to begin with
Brayden James
Never heard of him until you mentioned him last night but his opponents had decent records so he seems promising.
Lucas Sullivan
holy fucking shit that is hilarious
Gavin Edwards
youtu.be/l_-0D2YWio8 >tfw everyone said your boy would roll Bork >tfw he gets embarrassed >tfw he gets fucked over by papa Dana >tfw you will probably never see him fight again Some real feels bad man shit. I wish this upon no ones BOY
Caleb Stewart
Nick "still my boy" Diaz
Jason Cruz
anderson was SHOOK
Landon Cooper
>tfw Andy is still your boy and since he lost his timing he takes meme fights and gets clowned by Nick Diaz
Gavin Sullivan
Anderson used to be one of my boys but he should've already retired imhotbh
Jordan Foster
I'd say losing a 50-45 is closer to getting clowned on than just being made fun of because you're not retarded enough to get suckered into a brawl 2bh
Zachary Morris
>full make up to give birth
must be really insecure
Easton Baker
Nick is the moral winner
though I admit I laughed out loud when Nate and Nick legitly got mad and surprised when Anderson's hand got raised.
Jack Russell
its his own fault, stupid cunt never bothered to train and didnt go out swinging in the fight
Xavier Morgan
Chael "the american banter" Sonnen
Tyler Hernandez
>cheetoh fingered internet critic Must be obese
Jeremiah Brooks
Is it just me, or has the MMA world almost completely forgotten Randy Couture? I almost never see him mentioned.
Easton Miller
Randy Couture was never my friend
Cooper White
Wgaf about that traitor
Evan Price
fuck that goofball
Noah Perry
Guys.
Is Rich Piana natty?
Michael Thompson
>tfw you've been an MMA fan long enough to remember when Inside MMA was the best MMA news show on TV or internet.
Nicholas Allen
Nick didn't wanna brawl. He avoided the fight, and taunted to save face.
Jonathan Garcia
...
Grayson Martinez
this
Parker Edwards
What's there to say really? He still comes up when the convo warrants.
Kevin Thompson
Iaquinta's woes are consistent with tales from other fighters
Angel Adams
>there are people on /heem/ ROGHY NOW who think Sage "retarded Barbie boyfriend Ken smile" Northcutt has a chance to beat based Mickey
>Mickey Gall's pro opponents have a grand total of 0 pro wins.
Brandon Walker
He would get blitzed on the feet by Sage.
John Sanders
I can't believe they didn't DQ him for that.
Christ, I'm glad this glass chin faggot got mauled by Steepay.
Alexander Davis
>Nelson throwing a kick topkek
Austin Parker
Independent Wrestling Association Mid-South IWA Mid-South Heavyweight Championship (5 times)[365] IWA Mid-South Light Heavyweight Championship (2 times)[366] International Wrestling Cartel IWC World Heavyweight Championship (1 time)[367] Mid-American Wrestling MAW Heavyweight Championship (1 time)[368] NWA Cyberspace NWA Cyberspace Tag Team Championship (1 time)[369] – with Julio Dinero NWA Revolution NWA Revolution Heavyweight Championship (1 time)[19] Ohio Valley Wrestling OVW Heavyweight Championship (1 time)[370] OVW Southern Tag Team Championship (1 time)[371] – with Seth Skyfire OVW Television Championship (1 time)[372] Second OVW Triple Crown Champion Pro Wrestling Illustrated Feud of the Year (2011)[373] vs. John Cena Match of the Year (2011)[374] vs. John Cena at Money in the Bank Most Popular Wrestler of the Year (2011)[375] Most Hated Wrestler of the Year (2012) Wrestler of the Year (2011, 2012)[376] Ranked #1 of the top 500 singles wrestlers in the PWI 500 in 2012[377][378] Revolver Golden Gods Award for Most Metal Athlete (2012)[379] Ring of Honor ROH World Championship (1 time)[24] ROH Tag Team Championship (2 times)[24] – with Colt Cabana St. Paul Championship Wrestling SPCW Northern States Light Heavyweight Championship (1 time)[257] SDW Northern States Television Championship (2 times)[257]
Connor Turner
sage is better at striking sage is physically better
the only question is can mikey take sage down, this will enable the TD threat and open up the striking
Hunter Wilson
World Wrestling Entertainment/WWE ECW Championship (1 time)[380] World Heavyweight Championship (3 times)[381][382][383] World Tag Team Championship (1 time)[384] – with Kofi Kingston WWE Championship (2 times)[385][386][a] WWE Intercontinental Championship (1 time)[387] Money in the Bank (2008, 2009)[77][93] Nineteenth Triple Crown Champion[91] Slammy Award (7 times) "OMG" Moment of the Year (2008)[79] – Cashing in Money in the Bank to win the World Heavyweight Championship Shocker of the Year (2009)[102] – Forcing Jeff Hardy out of the WWE after steel cage match victory Despicable Me (2010)[388] – Harassing Rey Mysterio and his family Superstar of the Year (2011)[389] "Pipe Bomb" of the Year (2011)[389] T-shirt of the Year (2011)[390] – "Best in the World" Extreme Moment of the Year (2013)[391] – For exacting revenge on Paul Heyman at Hell in a Cell Wrestling Observer Newsletter 5 Star Match (2004) vs. Samoa Joe at ROH Joe vs. Punk II on October 16 5 Star Match (2011) vs. John Cena at Money in the Bank Best Gimmick (2009, 2011)[392][393] Best on Interviews (2011, 2012)[393][394] Feud of the Year (2009)[392] vs. Jeff Hardy Feud of the Year (2011)[393] vs. John Cena Match of the Year (2011)[393] vs. John Cena at Money in the Bank
Hudson Perry
>Most Popular Wrestler of the Year (2011)[375] >Most Hated Wrestler of the Year (2012)
kek
Jayden Bell
Sage does get taken down, but to be fair he was taken down by Barberana and Pfister who were both very experienced wrestlers.
Joshua Taylor
Sage is a human labrador and I wanna see him deal with the existential crisis of brutally mauling a human being. But Gall is cuter so I'm happy either way
Charles Clark
he gassed vs barbar pfister got a lucky trip if I recall correctly
Connor Williams
Life is a cruel bitch
Camden Robinson
>dude it was a lucky takedown Literally the first time I've ever heard that in my life
Ethan Collins
wtf I love punk now
Luis Russell
How come you purposely linked the wrong previous thread?
Is it because I pointed out that you proxy as spain in the actual previous thread?
Austin Hernandez
I want canada to be locked in a room with spain and sweden and no one gets to walk out.
Dylan Cooper
Yeah let's put America in there too Fucking idiot.
Xavier Miller
Jacaroid is going to pick him apart, isn't he?
Is Rockhold forever gone? He already beat up that roided up Brazilian chink goof, why the fuck is Dana making him fight him again?
Evan Price
>Australiaposting
Henry Jenkins
No chance. Mickey Gall can not strike. At all. He punches like a retard and none of his opponents so far have even tried to hit him...
Alexander Mitchell
He knocked that one guy out
Easton Evans
Nah Rockhold has better stand up and his ground game should be enough to neutralise Jacare's. Rockhold by decision.
Gabriel Myers
I feel like Rockhold already hit his stride, he's stagnating as far as striking goes I feel. Jacare I don't know what think of, he looked like a monster in every fight except the Romero fight and looked okay-ish against Vitor.
John Morales
>and looked okay-ish against Vitor.
lol what?
Jayden Stewart
if you disagree with me you're wrong
Jacob Rivera
Anyone got any dank street fighting heem webms?
Alexander Nelson
Yes
Cooper Brooks
>*Record Scratch* >*Freeze Frame*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.
Jayden Walker
what do you guys think of fightTIPS on youtube?
Josiah Bennett
complete utter shit
Oliver Murphy
why?
Kevin Bell
Mike "I'll go mental if he's oriental" Perry
Samuel Davis
blows Riddle's head movement out of the water, see
I really dislike Callen He also owes Brandon 12000 dollars that he has yet to pay him back
Ian Cox
>that final punch after he leads him off the bus
Eli Clark
>Good head movement by Tyrone, Mike >Absolutely, Joe >He's really found his rhythm and is having no trouble closing the distance on Lee Roy >OOOOOOOOH HE HURT HIM! >IT IS ALL OVER!
Adrian Harris
Those are Maoris mate
Asher Brown
I couldn't be bothered studying this fucking relic, cut us some slack
Tyler Thomas
because the advice is trash and the videos are pointless
Charles Adams
Nah I just knew that for sure because some NZ guy linked another of the dude in red's fights on youtube once. Seems he had one of those Kimbo/Jorge Masvidal type reputations around there. youtube.com/watch?v=lsn0ZpZPzQc
Logan Brooks
He legit has bretty gud boxing. Same as Prime Kimbo honestly. When you get these famous streetfighters, the reason why they got famous is that they had a little bit of training and beat the fuck out of people who had none at all.
Grayson Sullivan
>gasses within 1min lmao
Benjamin Rivera
Well that fight I linked is actuallypretty competitive, looks like a muay thai guy but I wouldn't really know.
Jayden Bennett
why are they discussing Chris Weedman on Cred Forums lads
Isaac Price
>That wide as fuck Muay Thai guard. Fuck, relying on the gloves really fucks you in a self defence situation.
Bentley Bailey
steroids dont help your chin
James Moore
they do you goof
Dominic James
Or in an MMA situation, see Overheem
Aaron Perez
Lauzons cauliflower ears are a clear sign to not fuck with him
Ayden Ramirez
good afternoon, /heem/
how are u
Oliver Anderson
why didnt the goof utilize some kicks then
Charles White
nope
Wyatt Smith
I think it was a gentleman's agreement to only punch. The other guy was just a Boxer.
Matthew Smith
also he threw that one knee and someone said "Ay don't use the legs bro!"
Adrian Campbell
is that why the guy tried to knee him
punches only is for pussies tb h
Thomas Edwards
My favouritest amateur heem ever
Sebastian Rodriguez
Steroids just like Kimbo.
Owen Davis
That's less of a heem and more of a murder/improper disposal of a corpse.
HE WENT UP TWO WEIGHT CLASSES!!!
No but seriously, I want to suck this busdriver's enormous wang.
Benjamin Garcia
>aldo got KOed in 13 seconds
Kayden Young
PSSSSHHHHHT
Lincoln Richardson
This. Eddie is a MUNSTER
Aaron Garcia
I really enjoyed Goobs trolling during this fight
Liam Walker
Why don't you get some gel and style your hair?
Caleb Collins
>rda looked usadad Nah he looked fine in the echanges uo until eddie connected the puch that rocked him
Brandon Butler
Hate how apparently RDA is shit now because he got rocked by Alvarez
Landon Foster
Johny will face Gastelum again after he loses to Cowboy. mark my fookin words
Lincoln Turner
RDA's face after Dean called to stop the fight was the dictionary definition of JUST. Kinda feels bad for him. I think he will murder Ferguson.
>>tfw he gets fucked over by papa Dana >second highest reported purse in the history of the heavyweight division at the time, the highest being Brock Lesnar that same night Hunt knew perfectly well what the risks were
Jonathan Perry
What the fuck are you talking about, they fought a razor close decision in Strikeforce
Nathaniel Wilson
>you now remember when Randy was successfully cagehugging Brock Lesnar for the better part of the fight at the age of 45 with over 50lbs disadvantage
Aiden Perez
Ronda Rousey the greatest talent MMA has ever seen
Joshua Perry
And most of that was Jacare dragging Rockhold along the fence. It'd be nice to see them actually get into a fight.
Nicholas Williams
Yes but her coaches are shit and she refuses to change them
Aiden Brooks
Ben Saunders back in the UFC.
Juan Ramirez
How many of you idiots think you can last a round in a early prelim fight?
Dylan Cox
No one here is any better than CM Punk's ancient broken ass.
Logan Baker
t. a goof
Gavin Reed
How do F level athletes make it to the top 15 of the UFC?
Jose Gonzalez
>mousepad
John Morris
Alright nerds what game is he playing because I can't tell
Hey, ive been training in BJJ, Muay Thai, Boxing and MMA classes for years, (since i was 15, 7 years) and I have decided to fight, ill be making my debut at a MMA event in Newcastle, England, the weight is 145 pounds, and Im nervous as fuck, advice?
Anthony Sanchez
>list of things you'll do 1. Nuttin
Zachary Brooks
I want you to imagine your life was a movie...
Juan Gray
It's the Culling. What's with all these fake nerd boys?
Colton Myers
everyones nervous. your opponant will be too. just listen to eye of the tiger on repeat.
atleast its manletweight so you wont be knocked out.
just sperg out and bum rush the guy with a flying knee or a head kick
Jaxson Campbell
What? I mean, that would make sense, but going in there will not be a movie
Isaiah White
whats your strongest point and do you know anything about your opponent?
Asher Hughes
Depends, I've never been special, but what we have been practicing in particular (among other things) Is takedown defense and Leg kicks, ive always liked Jose Aldo's ability to throw such hard kicks, thats the plan, kick him to hell, get a unanimous decision, if lucky, a knockout, He is a blackbelt in Judo and BJJ, but has little striking experience
Alexander Howard
What would the hero of your life’s movie do right now? Do that! Do those things. We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say ‘Well, that’s me.’ That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who’s learned from those failures and you can choose to be the hero of your own movie right now.
Bentley Martin
>Im nervous as fuck You are as sane as any other fighter, congrats.
>thinking war machine, diego sanchez or wanderlei silva was nervous
Adam Jones
Thats promo code rogan at ONNIT.com
Gavin Russell
I mean, That would be cool, but this isnt Jose aldo vs Cub swanson
Dylan Clark
You seem to have the correct gameplan then, kick the shit out his legs, move a lot, don't get in the clinch. Don't go to the ground with him even if you hurt him. Don't be afraid to make the fight boring.
Luis Foster
I mean, I guess
Joshua Jenkins
Remember when he abandoned her the same week she gave birth to his child? lel
Kevin Nguyen
Well, more sane than some. War machine is legit insane, the other two made an image out of memes and most likely get as terrified as anyone.
Julian Hill
do the exact opposite of this, just have fun and don't rush anything, don't get cocky and you'll be alright
Kevin Watson
m8 just give him the werdum like 3 seconds in he wont expect it. you miss every chance you dont take.
if you hit it and KO him just call out CM punk in the post fight interview and youll be in the ufc
Jayden Thomas
>blackbelt in Judo and BJJ
Judo blackbelt means nothing, mfers get those in 2 years of training around here, if you establish your range with some straight strikes and keep your back off the cage you should be good.
Eli Butler
Thats the plan, Been working on it for weeks
Jason Lee
If you have a clear picture in your head that something is going to happen and a clear belief that it will happen no matter what then nothing can stop it. It is destined to happen. It’s perfect You need to appreciate your surroundings and be grateful for it, and that’s when good things happen. To have that bitterness and negativity, that’s when things go bad. I think the fact that I appreciate everything and that I’m grateful for the things around me, that’s why it’s going so good for me. This is the law of attraction. In this struggle, when things are going good and you visualise good things happening , that’s easy. What’s not easy is to do is when things are going bad and you’re visualising the good stuff. And that’s what I was able to do… Visualising good things in times of struggle, what you can do that, that really makes the law of attraction work.
Benjamin Bailey
Once again guys, great thread. I don't know how you guys do it.
Aiden Cooper
Kek my friend, kekMaybe, but shouldnt i be scared?
Owen Williams
>It's already predetermined. It doesn't matter. Just fight your heart out. Train hard. Do what you can do. Shit happens. The biggest battle is going out there. -Brendan Schaub
Charles Jones
Just remember you'll never fuck up as hard as Aldo
Andrew White
thanks
Jonathan Perry
whats there to be scared about, youre a literal nobody, and if you lose youll still be a literal nobody theres nothing to lose
if you wanna make money youve gotta do crazy meme moves then talk a lot of shit
Aaron Butler
True, but Id still like to have his MMA record, good fighter, hopefully he does alright in the futureGod bless
James Thompson
Best of luck, stick to the game plan and frustrate him and I'm sure you will be fine.
Jacob Sanders
Good luck mane
Try and get tape of it for us if you can, like that Boxer Swede did. Don't see him around anymore though unfortunately
Caleb Martin
Avoid getting caught with your back to the cage, circle out You will always be best with nothing behind you, and having the cage behind you will make you easier to take down. Always circle out Whenever you have to, disengage and retake the center
Landon Gonzalez
Jens Pulver is my boy!
Bentley Garcia
I can do the 'showtime kick' but its so hard to get your opponent in that position
Charles Anderson
>if you wanna make money youve gotta do crazy meme moves then talk a lot of shit In some regional show? Come the fuck on mang, a good record matters more than anything that level.
Evan Allen
Will do, mate will be recording it on decent camera
Oliver Sanchez
This is probably the guy who linked /heem/ in your thread /heem/ shitposts a lot during long breaks in between cards or in between cards that are of relatively little note
Charles Robinson
lads could we get this guy to fight lithcuck? hes the same weight and he clearly wouldnt duck him if hes fighting somebody
Jack Ortiz
Yup, being trying that, he shouldnt be able to get me there with little striking, also, checked you too
Zachary Gonzalez
Hopefully this is obvious, but just in case, doing crazy meme shit in ammies/local promotions is a good way to stay in ammies/local promotions. You want to be recognizable and entertaining yes, but the people you actually want to impress are more impressed by crisp simple technique than a flying meme.
Ayden Fisher
no senpai this is me
Jackson Baker
Can anyone do me a favor and post that pic of McGregor with that super cute mixed girl? I need it to illustrate a point.
Kayden Parker
Win, lose or draw the most important thing is to keep yourself safe. If you feel like your real hurt just tap out. No need to have a Hector Lombard/Neil Magny situation. Don't know how good the refs are in regional shows.
Angel James
Connor, I'm comin for ye lad
Adrian Thompson
I see this
Jonathan Campbell
True, but the aim is too stay out of that shit!
Parker Allen
Have you fought amateur before? A lot of the amateur and sub-amateur MMA fights around my area don't allow elbows on the ground and let you wear headguards and shit.
Jason Hernandez
It's lead or silver yeh
Ian Moore
LANKLETS BTFO
Christian Barnes
B T F O
William Williams
Yeah, twice, 2 wins (1 by submission and other tko) the rules allow elbows and no headguards, this is my first non amateur event!
Bentley Hughes
chad there has literally been almost 500 posts just today
Evan Price
what a meme
Cameron Kelly
NEW
Jordan Gray
LANKLETS STOP EMBARRASSING YOURSELVES
Daniel Reyes
Fuck, two finishes, you should probably kill this guy then. Do know anything about him or where he trains?
Austin Wilson
Also, If i somehow end up being the next 'big thing' Ill remember you fuckers
Ethan Long
new lads
Landon Cooper
lmao
Benjamin Perez
nvm use this
Jeremiah Ross
idiots
Cooper Barnes
Yeah, a gym just out of town, has 1 win by split decision
Blake Rodriguez
Good luck, you should be fine youtu.be/BjvzJO-6ESc If I ever feel my motivation or confidence slipping, I always watch Choke, gets me fucking fired up to train like nothing else.
William Diaz
great minds think alike bro
Brody Miller
cheers
Jacob Cox
lol I didn't beat you by much dude
now we've got two threads though, should be good for the rest of the day
Hunter Rodriguez
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Henry Young
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Elijah Howard
...
Cooper Roberts
...
Ayden Jenkins
>turned plate sideways so you cant see the smaller plate behind lmao
Jeremiah Howard
It's clearly another 45, do you even perspective bro
Elijah Diaz
its a 35 at most I can tell
Leo Barnes
Schaub is an A level athlete.
D1 college football player. Made an NFL practice squad.