OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 95: CYBORG VS LANSBERG THREAD #5 A MUNSTER EDITION

yeah Barao will probably win this fight but he is done

CYBORG VS ROUSEY

Need Barao and Robocop

i thought that was thug rose for a sec kekekekek

It's a little dry, but I'm pretty much over Rogan. He's become a meme.

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Guys, guys, Cy is not gonna lose, right?

Barao a shit

def, also Dom barely let hanik the jew talk, rely gud actually

poor brazilians, USADA hit hem hard

Dom is legit the best

It was when they added WMMA. Now every card has at least one mandatory piss break fight.

I mean, she might...

>All these casuals who don't know who Barao is

well Cruz is smarter at calling the fight

desu I want someone more attractive so I can jack off to a champion

Cruz/ Cormier commentary team when?

Cruz is cool, just tries to explain to much. I think he would be better if he was looser with his commentary like rogan.

Lads how many instagram followers do you have?

goddamnit this fight is boring

BORING

i want to see a card with dom and the brits

literally a prelim fighter

AND BRING THE FIRE RIGHT AFTAAAAAA

tj broke him

>you will never see Jessica Andrade and Kaline Medeiros kiss

it's been surprisingly comfy

it sounds like Dom loves breaking down the action in front of him while watching as a fan. I also like when Hardy and Gooden do commentary.

1 too many color(ed) guys

Is Dana going to add a Big Girls weight class just for Cyborg?

Says the taco eater la cucaracha.

haven't been paying attention because Anik makes my brain turn off

>having an Instagram
>giving Facebook even more of your information than they already have

>yfw Dana called Nover the next GSP/Anderson Silva

Why the fuck did Roy get so buttblasted over the stoppage?

Who /drunk/ here?

lorenzo with that Gears of War goal physique

>couldnt even hurt or finish a tuf reject

PRECISION

Jesus that trainer sounds like a faggot

you just know

Any webms of the Felder stoppage?

face it the time of brazilians is over, its time for the cardio machines of mexico.

>trying build a division on someone you can't say is attractive

19-19?

lol I bought a bottle of 2 Gingers

it's alright

>going to decision with a Filipino nurse

>what are you not believing in right now?

wtf kinda corner help in this.

that's your job to figure out and stay positive

Bottom left here, about to win this shit you faggots.

They both have fucked up faces.

Made for each other.

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______ is the next Anderson Silva

This has got to stop

its a translator you retard

But you also can't say that she is unattractive, because you'd be terrified she is going to find you and beat the shit out of you.

i'm losing a lot of fat by not being boozing hard. I suggest you do the same alchy

that filipino nurse just looks so annoying man i dont know what it is

That your missus?

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had to punch his friend in the face more than necessary

legit top 10 all time reaction gif

>andre pederastneres

Who is this ejaculate immaculate?

That would break my heart. Everytime she fights I'm so nervous.

That's kinda pathetic.

>anything to get closer to Sage

Get some Robitussin softgels lad

He is the best fighter ever alive
Only god can judge

From where is that accent from the flip coach?

Who is the fat girl with the blue dress

>sheepshagger judging

yeah he does I love how his voice cracked

Filipinos are pretty annoying. The hues of Asia.

>casual
>watching fight nights

Uh, boozers are losers

>doesn't say "welcome to jackass"

idiot

Anik sounds slightly annoyed at how in depth Dom gets with commentary

cyborg making 140 to try and prove she isn't a cheater is going to get her killed
elbow princess via heem

does he have some kind of face disease

Same Dana who said Pettis was #1 P4P?

shit fight. glad i let my dvr buffer.

Novers trainer you twat, he has a real high pitched whiny voice and he's whining about Barao getting up slightly faster than Nover

Is that mighty mouse or a bald white guy?

Does this girl Cyborg is fighting stand a chance?

Or is this a squash match to set up Cyborg vs Holm

>he

mighty mouse

you can see JJ freak out in the full clip too

Phillipe Nover

It's based mighty manlet

>fight fans will defend this

it's more of a timing thing, Dom is stepping on his toes

meltzer used to talk about how smart cruz is when breaking down fights, so true

I like tyron and I'm white

Boooorao

that's a "she" of this orc race senpai

Its literally Cyborgs Ronda/Holm match. She is going to get outclassed and elbowed into oblivion.

Can't wait for Rogan/goldie aka best MMA commentating duo back in 2 weeks.

don't forget TJ and Buffer

OY

LOOK AT THE WAY HE STAND UP

>JJ freak out

What a qt

I miss the old Renan
The Nosferatu Renan
The fucked up teeth Renan

usada was a mistake

*barfs*

>meltzer

LITERALLY WHO

hahahaha

Shit fight

jj and conor
you just know

No shit

>half Filipino
oh boy you know the flips are gunna freak out if he wins

Barao should go back to 135

Rogan doesn't do international travel anymore, he won't be back until MSG

>women main events

makes me sick how damn far we fell

who wants to see a heemed nurse?

How do I get Dana-mode, lads?

Best move of the night?
Push kick on Big John 2bh.

qt upset incoming

can it nerd

Is that eligible for the 50k bonus?

renan like a real life rocky III. wrapped up in the material shit and lost the hunger

be nice fuckers we can't all be good looking, she does have a nice personality though

Not Barao apparently.

I had it 29-28
Not the best fight

>how damn far we fell

You wouldn't know. You've only been watching 2 months.

variety is ok but Rogan + Goldie is goat

reminder that Rogan only signed a one year deal and they are keeping their options open

How does it feel being in such close vicinity to these subhuman mongoloids?

>Best move of the night?

Felder posting that pic

barao should do a lot of things, but going back to 135 ain't one of them
this guy is completely broken after getting mauled twice by dillashaw
this guy needs to either switch camps, roid up or just fuck his shit up getting lost among whos, which he seemingly does right now

hope cyborg gets heemed

youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo

Holy shit just look at Goobs though
Reduced to skin and bones

There's no way he's making 145 again

Portuguese is such a gross language tbqh

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>she does have a nice personality though

obviously didn't watch her season of TUF

she has a fucking TERRIBLE personality
she made Claudia's personality seem cute

Meltzer is some pro-wrestling """"""""""journalist""""""""" who now covers MMA since no one cares for mandrama anymore.

DOM AND JIM ROSS

DANA I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS

DOM AND JIM FUCKING ROSS

HA HA

TIME FOR CYBORG

Me too tbpqh

i need to lick vanessas belly before i die

>Eu amo o Brasil

Please have sex

seu buceta

>you will never rub lotion on them

Says the vegemite eater

> vaovaovao
> eyneyneyn

Would be fun but cyborg can't even make a made up weightclass.

+quinton jackson
dayna plz
dayna
plz

>Reduced to skin and bones

that's all we are familia

just skin, water and bones

DON'T SAY THAT

>it's an america tries to bantz episode

embarrassing

BAH GAWD THAT KILLED HIM

STOP THE DAMN MATCH

HES GOT KIDS KANG

>YFW LINA WINS

The ones this bad are generally in remote areas. The ones in the city are so drunk they sleep most of the day in parks.

>HEAVE HO UNNA

who /cheetos chicken fries/ here?

She won't. She's gonna rearrange the face of that princess

>tfw you can see the razor bumps on their pussies

this fight is shit i'm going to fap

>jj
my heart

lol I have this saved as king of the hues

RENAN BARAO?

MORE LIKE RENAN BORINGAO

My thoughts exactly.

Yeah, 80% of UFC fights are dog shit now. Looks like a low energy sparring session most of the time. Get these dudes some roids, fuck. Make prize fighting exciting again.

This.

Everyone knows marmite >>>>> vegemite

Spanish is so clearly superior to Portuguese that it isn't even funny.

>who now covers mma
kys, he was the main mma news outlet for years you 189'er

it's a European language that is derived form Latin

have you ever thought you might just be an asshole racist?

Why is Lineker getting a killer in Dodson and Garbrandt gets people ranked below him?

Meltzer has been covering MMA for literal decades.

>it's a "BJ Penn defecates on his own legacy again" card next month

bummed i'm gonna miss it

...so you want him to commentate with Denis Kang?

IT'S FOR THE SHOW

I wasn't "trying to bantz" you missing link.

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>user you better be ready to blow me after the fights are over!

Everyone knows not being a cuck>>>>>>>being a cuck.

dodson is my boy

this

>their

Um pretty sure you mean "her"

are there any ring girls tonight? I havent noticed any.

>pro-wrestling journalist

LOL that's a new one. What does he cover? Who is scripted to win?

Looks like an anorexic 12 y/o

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Cruz is so great, he makes even the boring fights less shit

did mexico have any top 15 figher?

i want lina to heem this ugly piece of shit freak

i was falling on purpose to submit conor

>faber

is it time for him to retire?

You're supposed to be setting the standard for bants, y'know.

If I was rewatching fights or learning off of fight videos, Cruz would be GOAT.

Would appreciate a bit more "excitement" to his commentary like Rogan as well, however.
>OHHH, HE'S HURT!!! HE'S HURT MIKE!!
>wow he is getting litttt up, look at the cut under his eye! oh my god! it's like a faucet there!

yes

Guy who lost 800$ to senior citizens here

I'm 2/3 on picks, let's hope Cyborg puls for me.

>and Garbrandt gets people ranked below him?

um did you watch him fight Almeida?

he looks just like MC DJ Fresh

Why do Bethe and Cyborg have such vomit inducing heads and nice bundas?

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looks like she's had so much work done she can't smile anymore

>everyone in the top 6 is good
>everyone in the top 6 deserves a shot
>Cody #6

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

>Im dont scared blood mang

lwgacghlwss

that is a washed up pornstar face if ive ever seen one

ew

Mostly availability, although Dodson is ranked low because he just moved up to BW if Lineker wins he will get a lot of credit. Pretty much ignore the rankings on this one.

Garbrandt does need a real fight though, sure as fuck doesnt deserve Cruz. The winner or loser of Lineker vs Dodson would be good for him really.

>she say she want to take blood from me
>so i start taking birth control

This card is heeming me to sleep lads.

cain

Yeah he doesn't give off the same "FUCK YEAH LOOK AT THAT" vibe

>implying we're not about to see a fatality in the cage

Does cyborg get her period?

y/n?

I noticed the camera is lingering a lot less on the ring girls this year.

Nothing. He just means Urijah doesn't deserve the shot.

Why does Cyborg just get chicks we've never heard of

I have 0 chance with women who are of this level of looks in real life

thoughts?

>user im coming over to spar with you!

I think Cyborg is actually a living neanderthal

because glutes are a muscle and will get stronger if you actually train hard or roid

name?

>everyone has ko power
>bryan cuckaway

"One of the toughest" "One of the best"

Joe Rogan drinking game during promos

>Faber #7

Because they're men who had sex changes.

Is there a reason no one brings up the fact that they have men who chopped off their dicks and say they are women to reach the top in a sport where men have a clear advantage over women?

>Welcome to the UFC, I hope that you enjoy your time

Cyborg with unreal bantz? wtf

lmao sail

Who would win, Cyborg or CM punk?

Cyborg is a literal man, she removed the best fitefu from MMA and I will never ever forgive her for that.

Do they check if cyborg is actually biologically female?

>women main events

new popular/successful fight company WHEN

IT'S TIME FOR MOTHER FUCKING SAGAT
GET
FUCKING
HYPE

Loses via blood stoppage.

>SAIL

SWEDEN YES

we are coming out, mma is not that popular is getting there with the young, but boxing dominates.

(((LANSBERG)))

why is it so hard to like brazil guys?

ok make sure you squeeze my testicles until they burst like little faggot grapes

Bitch I will knock you the fuck out.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The qt swedess gonna get heemed lads

and what about Dillashaw? Is he getting keked by the based politics of the HEEMs?

also, I think i'll start watching south park from the beginning, that universe has something odd

This girl is kinda cute.

Probably not for much longer.

this fucking meme song

god damn it

because the entire country behaves like american women

She looks nervous

That'd be Dan Henderson

song name? lansberg is fucking CUTE

Plz based Lina. HEEM this roid monkey into the shadow realm.

>sweden
>she's white

love ufc banter

fucking lame

O-oh no, you got me in the triangle choke again! How does this keep happening?

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Why would you say such a thing Canadabro?

bethe is #1 p4p bunda imo

>there will never be a WMMA fighter as hot as Gina because they require proper skill these days and pretty women don't bother

SAILLLLLLL

CM Punk.

because most of them are uncultured dogs?

MAYBE I SHOULD KILL MYSELF

Prepare to get rekt, scrub

He looks like Jazz from the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air".

F

I hope your fighter lasts at least two minutes.

heart-breaking.

Arriany used to be cute af before the bolt-on melons and face butchery. She was gorgeous and fresh. Now she's so... not.

tragic.

You Can't Bring Me Down by Suicidal Tendencies

UFC could literally do Jacare/Camozzi 3 and Joe would be talking about how Camozzi is a legit threat

that image gets me everytime

HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY

Hello aspie

Darude by sandstorm

To be fair, one of them is a man.

Dillashaw could get Grabrandt

The thing about him is he seems a cut above a lot of the other guys in the division but Cruz just got done beating him so giving him a shot this quickly would just be odd

nice pic

I genuinely like Aldo, Werdum, and Silva

>not liking maia, jds and werdum
>>>/reddit/

>inb4 completely unenjoyable steamroll finish

hope i'm wrong tbhfams

So will they have a memorial for lansberg after the first ufc death tonight?

BUNDA SPOTTED

>worked with children with autism

OH MY

Yeah. Her penis was very feminine.

Are the any pictures of Cyborg's bulging clitoris?

cyborg should just fight a dude already

This chick is phycho

women's featherweight is even shallower than the other divisions, the UFC doesn't even have that weight and bantams won't go up to fight her.

MAKE SCANDINAVIA RELEVANT AGAIN

>not knowing Wake Me Up - Sum 41

>i know all about autists
>working here with Dom tonight

cruz btfo

is she muslim

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Which dude?

Under/Over on fight lasting more than 90 seconds?

MAKE SWEDEN PROUD

We haven't even heard of this lass, it's not out of the realm of possibility that this ends quick and she's mentioned as nothing more than a can in the future

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>yfw lina HEEMS this roidmonkey

borg is for sure getting heemed

the BORG will assimilate

yes!!! that's what I meant ty

The fuck is this music? Didnt anyone tell her hues walk out to linkin park?

She'd do well in /heem/ then

>Cyroid crushes much smaller/prettier opponent
>calls out no one in her post fight interview
>instead, complains about having to cut weight in a manner that appeal to "grrrrrl power" feminists

You can all go to bed now.

WE NEED A CENSUS, CYBORG MAN OR WOMAN?

100% pure female power

RIP in peace Lina

Why would you put a squash match as the main event?

Very touching music for a funeral.

Great choice.

Condolences to the Landsberg family.

depends on % of body fat

maybe not

I work with autistic children every day, posting hilarious memes for them to laugh at, you don't see me patting myself on the back.

>she worked with children with autism

D...do we actually have a shot?

just give her to a sheik at wholesale and replace her with one of these

she has to be a shemale. never forgot the years I got into shemales/women born with a penis that I started only jerking off to shemales exclusively and I printed to jerk off my gf's clit like a miniature penis and told her to make similar sounds to these brazilian shemale sounds (they sound different when moaning)

People always got to shit on Arianny

CYBORG
Y
B
O
R
G

Brazillian legit sounds like a procedurally generated caveman language.

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Phil Brooks. Also congrats on getting your dick sucked.

RIP SWEDEN

Cyborg's entrance song sounds like a folksy pop rendition of the Jeopardy theme song

Woops

lmao idiot

>coming out to a Christian hymn

hahahahahahahaha already repenting for committing murder

Ffs I hope she doesn't do what she did last time

Called out no one in her post fight interview, then a bit later on Instagram decides to call out Rousey

same

t-this is the main event??

>cyborg
>woman

>cain was born in
Salinas, Califórnia, EUA
huehue
i mean Mexican

>Cyborg's emo music

Yes.

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cyborg can beat up cans at her own weight, and they feed her an undersized fighter at catchweight for her debut

is catchweight a step up or down from bantam?

>she's not up to my standards

post your fightfu

Please don't mess her up too bad Cyborg. She's gotta come back here too y'know

I wonder how many unaired interviews Megan has done with people that are similar to that Overreem interview.

>unfortunate enough to be born with breasts

>knocks people the fuck out cold anyway

>dudes still knock you

I feel bad for her tbqh. #Wrongbody 100%

calling cyborg by ground and pound

why is there a man walking out?? I thought it was supposed to be a wmma main event

>GOSPEL MUSIC

fuck I would of though she would of came to something more aggressive, I mean she does look pretty fucking aggressive

>Tried to stream this event on LiveJasmin
>Doesn't allow rape videos

What is this bullshit?

I'm... T-totally f-emale guys. Stop bully me

It is pretty strange desu

I don't get this 9 weeks of cards thing Dana has gone for

imagine the children those two would produce
mfw

cyborg looks smaller than usual, why?

Question.
Is it at all possible that Cyborg may have been a man at one point but kept her transition private and secret. To the point where she can get into the UFC as a female without question?

anyone have webm of nelson kicking ref?

Press F to pay your respects.

Numb by Linkin Park

Its gospel

Welcome to the Show

both these women are taller than me :/

this is just wanderlei pulling a fast one on dana right

who else wants to suck cyborg's feminine clit after her fights?

Cyborg's potentially a draw, certainly was significant enough to be seen on Rousey's level back when idiots thought she was some kind of unbeatable fight goddess that could beat male bantamweights. It's also a brazil card, so even more drawing power.

C Y R O I D

Olivi is not a nice shorty with cute feet she's kind of an oblivious diva so I doubt she'd notice your advances

Quints confirm Cyborg KO's Conor to win the Featherweight belt

bretty cute but her boob job was objectively poor

Her tomb will be here in Brasilia

It will be over in the first exchange.

/heem/ is my fightfu

how much do you think bruce buffer gets paid to shout into a microphone for 3 minutes once a week?

yeah i agree, u guys have alot good boxing

I'TS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEE

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>posts an old ass picture of her
missed the dude's entire point

she had to cut like 25 pounds

need such a bad piss

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are we sure Cybord isn't a Slav tranny? He's got the face of a slav.

these are strippers there's no fucking way these guys are all not strippers

How do hues keep getting away with it?

holy fuck brehs

>plz let cyborg get caught

She was a real qt.

IIIIIIIIIITTTTTSS TIIIIME

poor girl

HEEEEEEEEEEM

SWEDEN BTFO

>tfw im shorter than both of these girls

>-1100 odds

make it quick plz i need a piss

How do they look in their 20s?

oh i thought it was the new drug police they have

Bruce Buffer is the most based man on the planet.

> -1100

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i won't date anyone with replacement parts, bro

if you don't have standards you have nothing

SHEEEM SLEEPY

WOOOOW

HEAD CLEAN OFF PLS

Piss break.

See you guys for the main event.

Rip

cyborg will win

cap this

sweden getting bullied hard

I bet 300 on Cyborg. Please make fun of me if for some reason the swede pulls through.

Also is betting on the massive favorites generally a good strat? As long as you avoid the obvious upsets I mean..

i really hope lansberg cuts cyborg with an elbow so bad those titanium plates under her skin are exposed

She's so cute.

RIP

Wow its over desu

>Also is betting on the massive favorites generally a good strat? As long as you avoid the obvious upsets I mean..

Heem

>Also is betting on the massive favorites generally a good strat? As long as you avoid the obvious upsets I mean..

The line is usually set a lot better than you can beat it.

you are most likely correct.

From previous experiences of the past, I have this idea that Hue fans are annoying (you folks chant "you are gonna die" to foreign fighters for Kek's sake!). Also a lot of fighters dont speak english, which from an entertainment point, kind of isolates them, it's very difficult to transmit a personality when almost nobody understand what they say. Finally, when they talk in portugueese it sounds really messy, maybe you guys talk too fast but it doesn't sound nice.
That being said I like Anderson, Werdum, Machida and a couple of others.
I have nothing against brazilians, but this is my perspective.

CIBORGUI CIBORGUI

cyborg should just fight gabi already

>knee placement and head placement while fighting for underhooks is key in these battles

Cruz is based

>knee to the vag
savage

phil brooks

>its another cyborg beats up someone smaller than her episode

oh boy

Maybe if you can sling together enough for a good multi

Otherwise absolutely not you need to get big to make it worth it and anything can happen

CAN'T GET KNOCKED OUT IF CYBORG CAN'T THROW HER FISTS

Cyborg is a fence babby

>elbow to the eye
>her eyeball pops
>red light where eye should be
>literally a cyborg

How would you react?

i feel bad

Lansberg looking fucking terrified in there.

>The line is usually set a lot better than you can beat it.

Literally the fucking opposite of the truth, congratulations you're fucking retarded

MMA is a young sport, the experts are wrong almost as often as blind bets
Following the sport closely and betting on upsets is, by far, the best way to make money

Well there's a reason I'm asking. This particular fight is free money anyways..

no

same as McCuck and you suck his dick dont you?

her insides are getting scrambled by those knees

>this is your main event

Cyborg is literally a man

lel

based mario

>this bitch just clinching the whole time

>obvious upsets
ummmm

Why is lina not throwing kicks?

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lmao getting man handled

HEEEEEEEM

>be so terrified of your opponent that you just clamp down on her arms so she can't punch you

>that man slam

With laughter because I told you ppl all along she isnt human.

free money isn't always worth the risk

crazier things have happened. jones almost dropped a title to sonnen because of a broken toe

Leave Cyborg to me.

BULLSHIT SHE LITERALLY LET HER UP SO SHE COULD FUCK HER UP MORE!!!!!

SHE'S DYING IN THERE BAW GAWD

SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN MATCH

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

I'd give her my twitter dick if ya know what I'm floating

Cyroid is fucked if she can't finish in this round

this is legitimately cruel

Lansberg hoping to take the steam out of borg

God cyborg is disgusting

Fucking roider

>CLINCHBORG

>taking two sets of pictures with the same clothes
what an autistic little attention whore

w...what if cyborg gasses?

>Cyborg will never vs someone of equal caliber

Anyone else see cyborg smiling at her the whole time? She's playing.

What's Lima doing in there? Has she landed a strike?

>cut to 141lbs @ 14% BF

>get in octagon

>opponent is 160+lbs @ 8% BF

Could she win through surviving and gassing cyborg?

>Dom: don't go for overhooks that's retarded
I could have sworn I heard Landsberg's corner calling for overhooks.

the homer simpson strategy

Cyborg's about to get her shit knocked this round

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>theres any shame in losing to the greatest to ever step in the age

DONT WORRY GUYS LINDA IS PULLING A DIAZ

is that Akira Corasani in there with Lina? he knows how to get KO'd

no roids for cyborg = 2 rounds

dammit, who lost on 1st round bet.

cyborg you robo cunt.

Lina keeps clinching and it's turrible

Lina about to enter Cyberg mode

Why Lina no more smile?

Anyone who either sanctioned this fight or put this fight together should be ashamed of themselves.

Holly Holm and Miesha Tate are willing to fight Cyborg.

Why give her these types of match ups?

GASBORG

Hey she made it to the 2nd round, not bad.

LIGHT HER UP JUSTINO

She looks a bit lost, also looked like she knew she was going to get bodied

cyborg will gas lads

KO

INC

reminds me of how people used to try to fight anderson

She won't. Her cardio is good.

JESUS FUCK

My condolences, Malmö

More like no one will ever roid as effectively as him, nor will they so effectively pretend to be a woman as well as him

cyborg teeing off like a fucking pad drill

WHEN CYBORG'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE-

Oh...

Steroids AND being a man?

He is just toying with her.

JUST
LIKE
THAT

why does he allow these

lansberg is going to diaz her way to victory, she's tough as nails.

Lasted longer than CM Punk would against Cyborg.

holly never had any intention of fighting cris, she pussied out when the call came

Would Honda last this long?

Lima is literally diong nothing

wtf hit her

kek

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>Uh vai morrer
>Uh vai morrer
>Uh vai morrer

Seriously has Cyborg been touched? Also Lina can take some abuse.

This is stupid

ROIDS
O
I
D
S

>ufc lets this bitch headline cards at her optimal catch weight and steamroll smaller people
>looks like she's cardio kickboxing on lansburg at the beginning of the second

i think miesha or ronda could honestly take her

>leave cyborg to me

MY GOD LOOK AT ALL THIS BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODS

instead of weight classes women should just fight based on similar levels of attractiveness

STOP THE FUCKING FIGHT MARIO

JUST STOP THE FUCKING FIGHT DUDE!!

just end this

translate huenon

STOP STOP STOP

RIP in peace

nice """fight""" ufc

Late as fuck stoppage Jesus Christ

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Eh, fuck this.

Cyborg might gas lads.

cyborg vs aldo who you got?

whats the point? cyborg should go fuck herself

her face is a mess

Literal Flawless victory.

Another lamb sacrificed to Borg.

Well that was just embarassing. Who's the genius who sanctioned this shit?

that was honestly unfair
stop this ridiculousness, get cyborg out of here or legit 145 contenders. no more cans at 140 PLEASE

bad stoppage

Bring in Fallon Fox

That was awful.

this shit isnt even impressive

girl isnt even with 15lbs of her

THIS MAKES REALLY GOOD FUCKING SENSE ACTUALLY

This is savage lmao

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THAT FUCKING EYE!!!!!!!!!!

I've seen WSHH fights that weren't that much of a beatdown.

stupid fight

OGRE
G
R
E

the challengre didn't throw anything

>Akira is a good coach

Lina's gonna need a new surgeon

S H E E M

i dont care about the skill of her opponents i just love watching her smash bitches

what was the point of that?

fight someone decent not at a catch weight you roided up bitch

I wish cyborg would beat my ass

>wmma is good

>that right hand to the nose
>that realization you dun fug up

lansberg would die before that

holly and valentina would counter the shit out of her

cm punk vs cyborg when?

That was horrific

Lima wasn't close to her level, I'm not sure she actually had any offence. Her defence wasn't much either, she just didn't get KO'd but she'd have been better off if she did

Terrible, terrible fight

Cyborg's man grunts were really disturbing

Cyborg vs Honda needs to fucking happen. I think Borg would get memed on in the clinch though

Jesus fucking christ

Cyborg even stopped swinging to keep the fight going, she wanted this bitch to do something. It was a fucking slaughter.

I love this fucking woman

YAAAAAY FOR MY SWEET BRUTUAL LADY

oh wow a 16-1 fighter just demolished a fighter with 7 fights. I am so surprised

Seeing this shit just makes me want ronda to go to a real camp and power up and destroy this roided hue

ANother can crushed. Why even bring her into the UFC?

Reminder that wmma is a joke.

the 145 "division" doesn't fucking exist though.

It's literally super heavyweight for woman. There's no fucking talent at 145. Zero.

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post fight heem

post fight heem

post fight heem

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fallon lost to fucking evans-smith, she would be destroyer by cyborg.

kek...

Cyborg vs Garcia when lads

GET KEKED, KEKS

This is a great idea.

>Bunda Bethe will never be the butterface weight champ

;_;

I stayed up till 6am for this, fuck this shit.

>Thinking you can just clinch The Borg and cruise to a decision

Wew

Would Cyborg wreck Rousey?

congrats

meganposter nooo :(

its dana's fault

come back ronda

How many good opponents has she fought?

she's too small

Cyborg vs Gabi when?

>I'M SO INTO YOOUU

>google "Arianna Grande Sexy"

Whew boys this chick looks like a teenager

The worst takedown defense and ground game I've seen in ages.

where would Evinger (sp?) fight if she went to UFC

she seems like she'd have a shot

>She

her eye is completely fucked

No shit isnt

Honda would get heemed. It's got nothing to do with skill Borg is just a freak physically in every sense of the word

cyborg vs gabi 210 main event, open weight

that was fucking terrible, from both "fighters"

I'm right back to not watching women's "fighting".

just shit tBh

I'm here too don't worry

She would KO Rousey.

Well lansberg is almost as ugly as cyborg now.

i saw that as well, the "make her bleed" comment must've gotten under her skin lmao

this. Just get her to fight Gabi Garcia already kek

Man, when she starts going with those power shots it's pretty nuts.

lol what did you expect

LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE A MAN FUCK HIM!!!

That voice.

>that voice
holy fuck how is this allowed

CYBORG VS NUNES? WHADDAYATHINK?

I didn't get my picks in time for this one friend, I'm not even on there

>There's no fucking talent at 145.

Casual offers his casual opinion

If ronda used judo and went for the armbar she could win.

they're both awful.
it's like asking which tastes better: dirt or sawdust?

>im going to make cyborg bleed

what did she mean by this?

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

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It was honestly shite yeah

Probably the worst main event in years

cyborg vs male 125'ers when?

>WMMA

Evinger is definitely beneath the Borg. She's mainly a clinch/top gamer. Borg would destroy her and take her soul.

not for long ass just give her two weeks and she'll be pretty again. But this roided man - fuck him

gabi almost got dropped by 0-0 mandrama, cyborg would fuck her up

would watch/10

Nice to see the crossdressers doing well in MMA.

7am here

It's another 'Cyborg smashes the small time cans trying to make a name' Episode

She gave Lina more then a chance. This should have never been a fight.

>Judo
>Effective in MMA

Absolutely not

none, she only fights women.

Bleeding through her whatever

HOLY SHIT YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT ROUSEY AGAIN BUT YOU'LL DO IT ON TWITTER WON'T YOU FFS THIS IS THE TIME TO DO IT JUST DO IT

>We're here with the main event winner Cyborg
>So Cyborg can you describe your cycle to us there are a lot of guys at home interested in your routine
>We you shooting up the same amount as the last time you got caught or have you upped it further?
>I'm sorry Mike could we turn down the bass on the speakers a bit we can't make out what she's saying.

Elite kickboxer lina to throw at least one punch.

>ys have alot good
cyborg is too much men for the women division

WTF Anik youre not supposed to interview losers that get heemed

don't bully the happy warrior

>fight says it ended at 2;29
>thought I saw it at 2;31, no idea if I won or not
based borg

>me beaten brutally, big funny

daily reminder janitorcuck is a dirty ass bitch nigguh who would never make it in the league

plenty of women can make 145, it's just they'd rather fight at 135 for a size advantage. Ronda rousey probably walks at 145 or more, same thing with any female fighter 5'8'' or more, like holly holm.

>"You're stock went up tonight"

she just got the dog shit beat out of her

thank you for the ass beating

and thats why you dont do female main events...

fuckin dumb

CALL OUT HONDA

>I enjoyed it
>I thought I would do a little better
>It's funny

Concussed

well, out of the WMMA, don't have much to choose from ya know

he's literally the dumbest man in mma

>This 193're talking to me.
List me 10 145 woman fighters with more than 4 fights and a 60% win streak you faggot.

Why are female fighters so hideous?

Did Lima even do anything but initiate a clinch she got murdered in?

>She enjoyed getting her ass kicked
THAT WAS HER MASTER PLAN, SHE'S A MASOCHIST AND SHE WAS HOPING TO GAS THE MAN

Of course you'd say that you progressive fuck

Could she do it? She's the only girl in the UFC that even comes close to Cyroids size and can actually fight

>Thank You for beating the shit out of me

>Ronda rousey probably walks at 145 or more

SHE'S A WELTERWEIGHT

Bold bet friend, I like it

PEOPLE ARE THANKFUL TO GET BEAT

WHAT THE FUCK CAN YOU DO AGAINST FEMGAT? NOTHING, YOU'LL DO FUCKING NOTHING, FEMALE SAGAT WILL HEEM EVERYONE ON THE ROSTER AND THEN PEG TJ DILLASHAW

SHE FUCKING DARES YOU TO TRY AND FIGHT BACK

all women in invicta now

ufc should be real fights only

is cyborg a fucking man? how long will her reign be?

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new

>women fighting each other instead of making sexy sex time

>betting on heavy faves

gl making money long term

Make Jessica Eye fight Cyborg next

Lansberg is the most obvious masochist ever

She is going to masturbate to this memory for a long time

have you seen her last fight? she's finished

hahahahahaha

fuck i'm dying i'm dying ahahaahah

Who did this?

you won.

>"I enjoyed it"

literally didn't throw a punch, do anything at all

>"Thank You for this, I had fun."
Stockholm Syndrome sets in fast.

Yea but that's as retarded as saying DJ once fought at 135. Doesn't mean he had any business at 135.

145 is a wasteland when it comes to talent.

Might as well go for it, she's on 2 losses at 135, this'll be a big fight for her that could get her back on track

The sad thing is that Holly would light her the fuck up and we will never get to see it

You were about 3 seconds away from losing that bet.

Yeah but I think she's a far more skilled striker than cyborg, who just gets by on raw power

She could probably do well in 135. Just feed her a literal who and Jessica Eye, then before you know it it's title fight contention in the literal clown show that is top 5 of that division.

If they made a 145 division they only thing it would do is cannibalize their 135 division. A 125 division makes more sense than a 145.

who's watching rizin lads?

Glad I didn't pick cyborg r1 tko even though it was at like 1.5 odds
just needed an addict bet and some quid for dominoes in the night
>2 seconds makes all of a difference
But what happens if the official timer ended on 2;30?

sadly, this might be true.

reminds me of Joanna Wellick on Mr. Robot (not looks-wise, obviously)

The lack of talent issue is not due to 145 being unreasonable it's simply because >WMMA.

it should tell you when you make the bet. To classify what .5 of a round is. Probably said .5 means it needs to finish UNDER 2:30.

That bitch is truly the villain of the show.
>"Fuck your dead wife and your dead fetus corpse"

her vs. cyborg pls

Cancelled fightpass lads. Only having shitty prelims makes it pretty pointless.

I don't fully understand it here, the wording here makes me think 5;00 to 2;30 is the first half while 2;29 to 0;00 is the second half?

you are going the wrong way. UFC shows how much time is left. So if the fight finishes 0.00-2.30 into the round, under should win, according to that wording. 2.31-5.00 is a loss. But the UFC would have had 2:31 on the clock, but it was only 2:29 into the rd.

the thumbnail looked like a super obvious shop of the jaw and chin area
then i clicked on it, holy fucking jesus