Chase race number 2. Race starts: 1400 EST Broadcast station: NBCSN Pole position: Carl Edwards
Predictions: Tony Stewart continues his reign of terror, killing Ryan Newman by sending him into the wall at turn 2 of lap 73. Kevin Harvick will have what appears to be a good race only to get fucked yet again by his pit crew. Martin Troox will blow a tire in turn 3 of lap 63 taking out half of the JGR team. Chase Elliot loses control of the 24 in lap 89 and send it into the wall and out of the race. Jimmie Johnson has a shitty race but drives back up into the top 10 and leads the last 3 laps for the victory.
Troox won race one and is in to the second bracket, and if you didn't have him, you suck.
Anthony Stewart
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Angel Green
rolling for winner
Charles Gray
ayy
Jacob Anderson
> i wish this happened
Kayden Thomas
If France insists on fucking up the point system with this stupid fucking chase, then the entire season should be divided, with bonus points after each leg of the season.
This "last 10 races are the only ones that really count" shit is just stupid.
Jeremiah Evans
What the fuck is with that bald patch on the side of Autism's head?
Lincoln Cox
i like to spend my pre race searching the internet for the most obscure photos related to each track
Jaxon Nelson
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Nicholas Martin
That's what they should've used for the Spongebob Squarepants race.
Asher Hernandez
The fucks a g'damn cannuck flag doing there?
Yankees....I am disappoint.
Grayson Sanders
National Anthem dude was hyped
Leo Miller
We're gonna need a new one here real soon....
Dominic Murphy
I think my bracket's still pretty realistic, we'll see.
>you have to be good at corner entry blah blah blah blah you have to be good at corner exit blah blah blah blah you have to be good at brakes in the middle of the corner
So basically, you have to be good in the corner
Jacob Thomas
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Carter Cook
being good at turning helps in racing
Adam Roberts
LeFart Rick Meme and Burton suck
Grayson Thomas
there's more to it than that
Grayson Ortiz
I had great hope for actual technical analysis on NBC's coverage last year with Letarte
But what we got instead is a simpleton word salad every weak
It's a shame, there's a lot to appreciate about what is actually going on underneath these cars
Christian Bell
>mfw people are watching commercials for prescription drugs
Bentley Lopez
In my office, they call me the boss man
Michael Garcia
>JGR 1 2 3 4
Michael Walker
i wish i could get into football
Brandon Ortiz
I wanna hang out with Jr desu
Daniel Cox
Star Wars is on TNT right now
Liam Collins
>looking that closely to see things
What kind of loser would do that?
Tyler Baker
Danica trying to find her talent...
Anthony Brown
...
Nathan Brooks
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Chase Gomez
>he doesn't into water cooler dale
Joshua Wright
Is dat sum 4 cathode spark plug?
Gavin Jenkins
Yep, he seems like a blast offtrack
Elijah Hill
I want danicles to sit on my face
Blake Johnson
your H key isn't working, user.
Eli Jones
She looks quite manish in that webm. More manish than her boyfriend
Jayden Collins
will this leaf make it to the big leagues
Jeremiah Garcia
I wish she had a nice big cock
John King
Only if she can stop crashing herself out
Ian Cox
based france really picked the best tracks for the "chase"
Austin Hall
>prickly steakhouse >manish
Jackson Gonzalez
maybe she can take Danicles car. Danicles isnt doing anything with it
Adrian Perez
>will this leaf make it to the big leagues
If by "big leagues" you mean the front page of Blacked.com, then sure.
Evan Robinson
Gross
Cameron Reyes
ok. steakhouse isnt manish, that was my point quite feminine in fact. I would bet $100 she wears a strap on to peg him with
Nathan Anderson
If a Nascar race gets red flagged, do they pray again before the restart?
Kevin Lopez
HURR DURR I AM SO FUCKING SMART LOOK AT ME ANALYZE THIS PIECE OF THE CAR
DAE THINKING PHOTO-OP?
Jordan Martinez
cool clock Ahmed
Aiden Thompson
>I would bet $100 she wears a strap on to peg him with
I would pay (way more than) $100 for her to wear a strap on and peg me
Eli Lopez
Same
Joshua Ortiz
there are some underlying homosexual tones here user.
Andrew Ward
we did it boys
Isaac Morris
I think we can all agree on this
1. Dale Earnhardt 2. David Pearson 3. Jeff Gordon 4. Richard Petty 5. Jimmie Johnson
Jayden Lee
I didn't think faggots like motorsports....
Sebastian Ward
drug test
Jackson James
Danica is definitely the top in the relationship
Angel Miller
Nothing wrong with a bit of backmarker bumlove my boy
Parker Parker
speaking of couples is Truex ever going to propose to Sherry?
Bentley Bell
Truex is gay but can't confess it because it's NASCAR
Christopher Jones
>people funpost about bumfun Danica >"hurr hurr I unironically hate faggots"
Found the closeted homosexual
Tyler Young
>brad k and paul woolfe fuel strategy race
Noah Baker
bumfun can actually be fun as long as it's not with an actual guy
that'd be pretty gay
Hudson Anderson
>holding a soldering iron there Girls got hands of steel. Doing an excellent job of melting the wrong side of that motherboard too desu
Lincoln Jackson
>no one has crashed yet
This is why making motorsport categories more professional ruins them. You need out of their depth shit-tier drivers to cause entertaining chaos.
Jacob Baker
It's not gay if he's wearing a skirt
Connor Thompson
better than JGRwinsREMEMBERTOSWERVEYOURCARlol
Luis Parker
>buescher 29
The meme is over :(
Jace Martinez
Ask that question on a weekend where she doesn't ARCA herself out of a race
Mason Bennett
We haven't had the Brian Scott caution yet, calm down.
Sebastian Gomez
True-X
Eli Morales
>"funpost"
Sure, faggot.
Sure....
Easton Cooper
Who /ragsinabox/ here?
Nicholas Foster
>still being unironically bumblasted about "faggots"
Are you from the south, user?
Christian Hill
Always
Julian Robinson
Is that a feminine hygiene product?
Aaron Hall
Always
Jackson Perry
Pit road speed limit is a meme.
Either let them go as fast as they want or use the ECU to set a max speed.
David Miller
>tfw hard drive took a shit and i lost everything At least I have the most important thing back now. Thanks lads
Mason Cooper
But the penulties make the race more exciting!
Jaxson Reed
>he wants to take more driver control and skill out of the sport
Chase Clark
>Mfw not using Gojo and a beach towel to solve all of life's problems
Damn casuals
Connor Anderson
But if there wasn't pit road speed then drivers wouldn't get nailed for speeding, and we'd have less chances to >Driver Meme Name Here
Carter Rivera
>use the ECU to set a max speed.
M8, it took them over 30 years to allow EFI instead of crapurettors, that'll never happen.
Ryder Kelly
I like it, it cucks all my least favorite drivers.
Sebastian Miller
>mustang in commercial >on chinese Uniroyal tiger paw tires Lel. Just noticed this. At least advanced auto is being honest about the quality of their parts.
Brandon Price
exactly. Hamlin cant go a race without a speeding violation. Fuck that guy
Joshua Campbell
>new hampshire to dover
nice one Brian
William Garcia
Have you ever jerked off with gojo?
Ian Phillips
Or at least they should give them a speedometer
Robert Torres
They can have a speedometer, they choose to just use a tach.
Tyler Robinson
How did Roush fall so far?
they are lap cars....
Sniffle isnt even competitive anymore
Brody Gomez
>should give them a speedometer They can with the digital dashboards now.
Tyler Wilson
I haven't reached that level of alcohol poisoning yet to think that was a good idea
Ethan Gonzalez
or a knotted rope to throw out the window
John Wright
>Gimme dat lahbasta
Larson senpai, don't make me wanna call you manlet for shit like that
Wyatt Stewart
With the exception of 1998 and 2001, Dover has followed the second NHMS race since it was added to the schedule in 1997
Logan Rodriguez
duh breeze is blowing
Liam Rodriguez
>duhbris
Colton Gray
>debris caution
Aaron Williams
"debris"
Owen Sanders
meant to say
shit races
Anthony Smith
FINALLY
Kevin Thompson
>de bris
Nicholas Adams
>Logonzo stuck a lap down proof that God exists right there
Jace Walker
>Based Dinger keeping Lelgano a lap down
Samuel Myers
>picnic on the hill on the backstretch
Comfy
Parker Barnes
So is Chevy and Ford going to start putting some money into it, or will the entire field be Toyotas in 10 years?
>Logano cucked out of the lucky-dog by Almondnigger
Blake Reed
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Brandon Moore
needs a white suit, a goofy helmet, and a beer gut
Nathaniel Gray
>ford Can't imagine it'll happen until they wrap up the Ford GT program.
Ryder Wright
Literally the same thing as rpm. Just wasting space
Christian Campbell
Nah, give it 2 more years of this post-race wiggle bullshit, then NASCAR will completely overreact and ban any kind of post-race alterations (even burnouts) with massive penalties for infractions. Toyota loses their edge, Chevy comes back, and Ford still sucks because of Roush
Dylan Wood
Don't forget France wants to add a new manufacturer by 2018 as well. Probably Nissan or Volkswagen (If they can unfuck themselves post dieselgate)
Gavin Thompson
Where the fuck are people getting vw from? Makes no sense. Nissan at least has some v8 blocks. Every other brand I've seen suggested is retarded
when did the free lap pass become a thing and why?
Luke Gray
>tfw this excuse for a racetrack >tfw this isn't Watkins Glen
Ryan Morris
When they stopped letting them race back to the line, coincidentally after a race at New Hampshire.
Anthony Hernandez
like 10 years ago, and safety
John Wright
It's essentially the Dale Earnhardt Jr rule.
Anything to get a popular driver back on the lead lap.
Chase Thomas
After they started freezing the field for cautions. It used to be customary for the leader to allow any nearby lapped cars ahead of him and get their lap back when a caution came out.
Caleb Fisher
Yes and they don't spend money on dodge
Well aware of that. Especially with diesel killing the vw budgets
Oliver Ramirez
This motherfucker would make an amazing Sprint Cup car if done right
At least there isn't a caution clock in the sprint cup yet.
Zachary Harris
North Wilkesboro has elevation changes.
We're not allowed to have nice things.
Brody Ross
No. Supercars is looking at an Asian expansion.
Logan Wood
No. It was horribly promoted, and everyone in the paddock threw a shit fit about the the logistics of it.
Jeremiah Edwards
>in the sprint cup yet >sprint cup yet >yet >YET
Charles Jones
>low energy shitpost
>time taken to photoshop something >low effort
m8, at least use some fucking logic in your insults
Liam Price
Apparently attendance was dismal just like every other race at that track. Would be neat to do something with indy car but I doubt they want to go further than Kuala lampur. Just like super gt doesn't have to go anywhere further than thailand. Not much to gain from going to the us.
John Young
nice """system"""
Elijah Barnes
Please have sex
Juan Wood
>shitposting
Jonathan Hall
What if Martin Truex fails post race inspection again? NASCAR would be forced to disqualify him, right? Should 2 or more rule violations in one round disqualify a driver from the chase? I think it should.
Angel Price
Does getting bummed by Danica count?
Luis Martinez
What did he get busted for last week?
Brandon Stewart
>chase drivers are there because they run up front
good one lefart
Sebastian Hall
Buescher is in 28th. This is the best Ford can do.
Bentley Sanders
Failing the lowest possible tolerance of laser inspection