Burnley vs watford

Is there any scottish or lichtenstein footy on? Would rather

chelsea did last week, against liverpool wasnt it? and you cant have them play every week lol

this is a good matchup, two teams who want to win, nobody going to shut up shop

burnley are this season's leicester

>lost almost every game this ssn
>"big"

id literally rather watch my parents bang than scottish football

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youtube.com/watch?v=9yRme0C2pmI

Martin Tyler is dosy tonight

How to spot a plebe

>doesn't love Sean Dyche
>doesn't love watching Burnley play

>burnley are this season's leicester
burnley don't have any good players though

In pretending villa are playing united and the quality is more er less the same

>burnley are this season's leicester

man u arent playing so he doesnt care

That's sick. In the bad sense

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Sean Dyche is the The Streets of managers.

youtube.com/watch?v=ylMen8z_53c

>burnley are this season's leicester

Burnley are Leicester 2003/04

Tyler only cares if he can wank off about United or Pogba

>He rates the ginger pop up pirate

ethnic cleansing of gingers when?

youtube.com/watch?v=o88cQrGPYMU

>You will never see Hartson and Dyche have a conversation

>andre gray
>jeff hendrick (unironically ireland's best player)
>scott arfield
>sam vokes not quite literally one of the few actual no9's in the league (not as good as watford's troy deeney but still good enough to help get wales to the semis or whatever lol)

plebs the lot of thee

NAAAAAALLLLLIIISSSSSSS

youtube.com/watch?v=f8D9n4GApT4

>whining so hard abiut a corner kick
>only 1 in 8000 amount to anything.

thats what the potato famine was

Holy fuck that was horrible. Does anyone actually listen to this shit?

Feels like watching a championship game.

Sky have even given the game to their championship commentator.

oh, ok, you weren't being serious

Is he /our/ guy?

thought watford were supposed to be good now

look like a league 1 team

still amazed that nalis managed that, he was absolute wank

reee

Friendly reminder that Vardy wears the wrist strap to hide a racist tattoo.

Fuck off you saucy cunt

The Streets is based m8, Original Pirate Material is one of my fav hip hop albums
youtube.com/watch?v=2m8qJbEY6lo

literally zero atmosphere
probably about 10,000 people there
shit football

what's the point

They're shit, just not as shit as United

tfw i called a half-japanese student 'Jap' just as shorthand for Japanese in high school

tfw everyone's mad levels through the roof, saying it was racist and what people called them in WW2

what the fuck is the short term for japanese then

Atom

Nip or Charlie

>liking the streets

kek

KEK

fucking please be trolling you utter plebs

say the whole word you fat lazy cunt it's only 3 syllables

Disappointed the fight is off again hope he doesn't top himself

Teams like Burnley and Bournemouth are not meant to play in the premier league.

Slant eyed faggot

nip, short for nipponese

We can only hope

Are you like that racist friend Mark makes in the Peep Show? Where you just use uncomfortable language in social situations?

slope

kek

Underrated post

The England striker first injured himself three years ago in the season before City secured the Championship title.

On a day out in Blackpool, Vardy was in one of the town's many arcades and decided to have a go on one of the punching machines.

In Vardy's usual full-blooded style, he followed through hitting the backboard and broke a bone in his right hand.

kek

all i can think about is the debate tonight desu lads

Watford looks like my wife's son's little league team with this shit passing.

Unironically watching Alaves vs Granada instead of this

Gook or flip m8.

frustrating guy desu. they'll probably strip his belts now

youtube.com/watch?v=_XVPnPHoZAs

gook

they're essentially a continental team

yuros cant handle hoofball

first album is top stuff you mong

dubs for a blooter

Just keep calling him Chinese, even if he corrects you.

elite opinions

aye, they're no death grips eh

Thanks dude, my guild is doing Xavius tomorrow, need him to complete Suramar Q line

SOURCE!!

STATE of small team fans

>the streets

fuck off to spain and stay there u cunt

But MNF always spends ages talking to the guests and analysing the weekend's games. What a butthurt faggot. 100x more people care about Klopp speaking football than hearing about troy deeney

death grips mashups are musical orgasms

surf:
youtube.com/watch?v=FcIEqDNyG-4

vaporwave:
youtube.com/watch?v=bSFDRhFReRk

SPACE JAM:
youtube.com/watch?v=4xSRbO7YLKQ

it literally works with everything

>I only listen to music that normies that dont know about

kek

I actually envy you bongs. One of the comfiest days of my life was when I went to a Blackburn v QPR game.

Grabbed some food at some mom&pop place, walked down the empty road lined with fans to the stadium, sat down right as the sun started to set with a warm cup of tea. Even chatted with some bloke who thought we were C*nadians.
Wish I could do that here in the us

>paying sky over a grand a year for their ever-reducing sports coverage
cannot comprehend

I wonder what that backboard said

> A play off semi-final win is unironically the biggest moment in Watford's history

lol, eat fucking shit.

is college football not like that? I always here from Yanks that it's the most similar to European sports

I RECKON UR BOUT AN 8 OR A 9
MAYBE EVEN 9 AND A HALF IN 4 BEERS TIME

np senpai good luck

Just 60 minutes to go guys

things like that are only particularly comfy cos you're in a different country with none of the worries and miseries of someone who actually lives there tbqh

>you will never be a fat middle aged balding Burnley fan who brings his son to matches and who's friends teach the lad proper swearing technique when referring to opposing fans, afterwards taking him to the pub for his first pint whilst giving the waitress a cheeky rap on the rump

I'M NOT TRYING TO PULL YOU

EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO

The actual fans were probably having heart palpations

WHY SHOULD SHE BE THE ONE WHO DECIDES
WHETHER ITS OFF OR ON OR ON OR OFF OR ON

>not the moment FM sponsored them

>tfw he works in a factory for 40 hours a weak and his body is already breaking down

>tfw he dies at 64 years old

You should be thankful

>Sky costs £94 a month

Been streaming so long I forgot how expensive this shit was.

The kid most likely has 11 fingers and got molested by his alcoholic uncle every night

he only got it fixed this summer after the euros , the dipshit

The Streets are the Sunderland of music

so was he m8 hes american

>34 minutes of watching this match

>we're only 34 minutes in

God help us all

palpitation*

>tfw no hot david beckham looking bf

Fuck this i'm going on a run instead

please stop it hurts

nah colleges are full of loud broteins that get hammered before the game and try to be as loud as possible at all points
I went to a Stoke game too, that place was miserable but I see your point

how do watford play such shit football they have a spanish manager and all of their players are continental

> Lives in Nottingham

Of course he does. Literally where all the freaks live.

Looks like Gotze there.
Haha though.

how can he put that much effort into his appearance and none towards losing weight?

I wonder his girlfriend thinks about all this

>Spanish

What you're seeing is the fun and excitement of Italian management.

dull
boring
humdrum
pointless
mediocre
mundane

what else describes this game?

Wow I can't tell who is the real Beckham

SOMETHING HAPPENED

oh look

it's something

Robin Hood died for our sins.

DERBY

IRISH

ENGLANDS BRAVE SEAN DYCHE DOES IT AGAIN

> This Leicester tier corner defending

BURNLEH

DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL

>goal from a corner

Of course. Somewhere there's some fat, bald van driver wanking himself silly going PROPER BLOODY BRITISH FOOTBALL, LOVE IT, GET OUT YA FOREIGN PUFFS

i take it all back

EXCITING

Is there any reason to pay for Sky when you can get good streams for free online?

Mate don't be hurtful, he's getting a gastric band next year

JEFFY HENDRIX!!!!!!!!!

imagine paying for sky

JEFF
E
F
F

HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS GOAT

You're coming across like a twat mate, reel your neck in.

>>jeff hendrick (unironically ireland's best player)
>burnley don't have any good players though

EAT SHIT BRITKEKS IRELAND IS YOUR MASTER NOW

> Stopping play for an injury that isn't a head injury

Fuck off ref you mong

I bet Sean Dyche fucking stinks

How come ireland have so many good players yet they're the 2nd best national team on the island?

found the ukip supporter

Name a more boring matchup in the PL than Burnley vs Watford. Protip: you can't.

hows avb doing nowadays?

kek. hes called bob and works at a timber warehouse

Edgy

HmMmMmMmMmMmMm

he has to smell pretty delicious

cant think of any other reason joey barton loves him

Catholics are cowards

Leicester beat Burnley 3-0.

Checkmate, kys

"no"

>people like this poster actually exist

This is why british football is doomed.

>hertfordshire mercenaries

...

I reckon he takes three showers every day.

Burnley v West Brom

fat bald van driving wanker detected

West Brom vs Burnley

burnley vs man u

of cheap whiskey and cigs

want to kick his poncey face in tbqh

burnley beat liverpool, and leicester beat burnley, who were beaten by leicester

?????????????????????

memes

Anglicans are faggots and heretics

>be liverpool fan
>mum bought me a roy keane dvd for chrimbo
>me face when

PWOPAH NAUGHTY FOOTBALL. FACK OFF YOU SOFT FOREIGN PANSY

West Brom v Stoke
West Brom v Sunderland
West Brom v Burnley

the great debate

>ywn be Roy Keane's psychiatrist
>ywn console him every week as he opens up to you about his repressed homosexuality

west brom vs chelsea with both teams playing for a draw

kek

i had keano trading cards as a youngin i wont lie though

maybe she thought it was a robbie keane dvd

why are the pakis ITT so angry?

The reason they do this, is because Sky are contracted to show every team a certain amount of times per season. So they'll have live games of shitters playing each other so they don't have to show them as much in the long run.

We can go cyclical.

>Burnley beat Liverpool
>Liverpool beat Hull
>Hull beat Leicester
>Leicester beat Burnley

Repeat until you get bored.

I remember one on Cred Forums a few years ago being particularly bad

Was Fulham vs QPR or some shit

Has anyone here ever met a footballer? I saw David Beckham in london last week

>yfw be keano's doggo swankin about town like a king

olly murs has lost his way

this thread is quite funny now

thank you based dyche

I live by a lot of Liverpool/Everton footballers. Me and Carragher go to the same butty shop so I see him quite often

west brom vs anybody

why do people still want manlets in their team, theyre useless in set piece situations

i get it if your manlet is GOAT but when youre a shit team anyway you may aswell sign tall shit players rather than small shit players

His glasses pushes into the fat on the side of his head

All shitter teams should have to play early sunday or sat 12:45

And be banned from MNF

who w/a/tford here?

what kind of butty does carra get

yeah ok carra goes to the butty shop

I believe you la

Has Deeney dabbed yet?

Best players are always manlets, always do better than insecure lanklets

whats a butty shop?

are there two more overrated strikers in the league than these two frauds?

I used to get my haircut in the same barbershop as carragher on knowsley road, it's called micks

why do all traps have man faces?

Chinese chicken on a baguette I think

You do realise footballers are still human right? Pro-tip: They do normal things just like us

hello you cunt

superb filename

used to see Cisse around a few times back when he played for LIverpool, saw Ngog driving in his Lambo once as well

youtube.com/watch?v=61YwFHn-SFE

Because they're men...?

you now remember daniel ings

Relegated:

Sunderland
Burnley
Bournemouth

Promoted:
Norwich
Newcastle
Brighton & Hove

what do you think?

>that filename

someone with millions of quid doesn't go to the butty shop

maybe when he was in his 20s and breaking into the team

I saw Martin Keown walking in front of me but I didn't want to bother him for a picture or anything, kinda regret that now desu

Its not a put down to say Hendrix is our best player, he puts in more of a shift than anyone else during a match and has become increasingly important to us over the last year

>hows avb doing nowadays?
No idea, but I hope hes happy

>n'god had a lamborghini

kek he plays in the greek league now

>sunderland getting relegated

need stoke and west brom to fuck off 2bh

don't want norwich back in the prem they are worthless

>someone with millions of quid doesn't go to the butty shop

Except he does, I think you have a warped view of what footballers actually do.

>Sunderland
>Relegated

I agree, i love the dude

runs for days, has a terrific shot on him too

>you now remember the days of Darron Gibson in midfield

AVB

Weird la, I saw Beckham and Giroud in a massage parlor in Skegby last Thursday

you always forget how much even shite players make until you see things like that

>no Huddersfeel

>Brighton & Hove
the gulls better be fucking promoted this season

lovely club and they've failed like 3 times in a row now

bit gay

dont forget loads are in debt or soon will be

They have health regimens though. I don't think they're allowed to eat crap, not a lot anyway.

they won't last the race they are just having a temporary good spell thanks to klopp lite

tbf that's a solid Giroud look

made hot chocolate with marshmallows and whipped cream, thank fuck summer is over

Gotze and Gundogan reunion.

Relegated:
Hull
Burnley
Sunderland

Promoted:
Newcastle
Norwich
Wolves

Carragher is retired, I doubt Sky tell him what to do.

Another one that will blow your mind: He goes to watch his local non league team (Marine) every week with his son, and he's such a cheap fucker he usually waits until half time so he can go in for free rather than paying £10.

>new-money.bmp

>AVB is still in his 30s
>he quit zenit in the hopes a big league team would appoint him
>nobody did so hes NEET

JUST

did klopp just fucking leave after the match started? lmao

>le "have no way of supporting their bloated life-styles once they retire and will go bankrupt because they don't have any education what-so-ever" men

They can't keep getting away with it

post 10/10s in Ireland in honor of Hendrix

>Wolves

I honestly can't tell if this is a shoop or not any more.

Where is MNF studio, in London? He probably has to get back to Merseyside and be up at like 6am for training

anyone got that weigh in picture of the irish mma girl with no ass

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I don't know what you're talking about

>Gotze
KEK

SHAKE IT OFF
HMMMM MMM

No way, i didnt know he left Zenit

no ass

Something's missing

Götze lost weight.

It must be painful when she sits down, literally no ass

Got covered in tattoos and now I look like an unemployed druggie

Lol why? Did you fall for the tattoo meme?

JUST

Kek.

THESE ARE THE RULES OF THE DUEL LOL

unfff

looks like Cali to me

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WE WUZ MAFIA N SHIET

fuck that game. especially the aoe arrow move

WE WUZ THE MAFIA N SHEEIT

Looks like a shitty clash of clans ripoff

fuck those games

2 seconds apart
wew

oh you guys! dont be so cynical!!

Kek

Phil Collins is the man

youtube.com/watch?v=sRY1NG1P_kw

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT

lads why are they no good comedy shows on tv anymore

people who don't like summer are always fat, ginger or scottish, or a combination of the three.

How do we fix England?

>15 months

Nice sexism you got there feminist

>cathcart off
>watford dropping 352

Eric Andre is pretty good, only on US telly though

mrs browns boys lad

Send all the daily mail mongs to America where they'd fit in more, and move forward

It'd be pretty shit to have your favourite club's stadium have less than 45,000 seats

>fat, ginger or scottish

that's just about everyone in the UK

you've become too right wing for comedy i'm afraid lad. roy chubby brown and jim davidson dvds are your only hope now.

>want to go on a jog
>heavy rain outside

ffs lads, just want a comfy run listening to music

West Ham fans disagree

Vice Principals
Silicon Valley

> Brighton

They bottle it every year, the poofs

>he doesn't like the daily mail
>he doesn't like hard hitting red pills and celebrity gossip

Because they all get cancelled

Man there hasn't been a good comedy over here since the Ken Burns WW2 special on pbs

Going for a walk around town after the match.
Live in a ghost town though.
Tis mild enough.

His Civil War one is goat

The latest series of comedy vehicle was fucking rotten.

jimmy carr is a cunt to be fair to this wanker

>muh fake laugh

and he looks weird

...

>Watford's corner defense
JUST

>that feel when i only got a first from oxford as opposed to a double first and as such lack the intelligence to appreciate the overwhelming and constant hilarity that is the comedy of stewart lee

KEANOOOO

IRELAND YES!

>shatford

>it's a park-the-bus wins episode

KEEEANNOO

see, it's only fat people who don't like summer

Burnley are going to expose Pep so hard

Tactical mastermind

I saw this game last week...

>it's the "I hate Stewart Lee" meme poster

Who /lifelong/ here?

i miss sexy mick threads desu

Relegated:

West Ham
Stoke
Sunderland

Promoted:

Norwich
Newcastle
Leeds

dubs confirm 2-2

Lads I need your help, the pizza delivery man is on his way and I don't know how much to tip him (£18 bill).

Is £2 enough?

We need to start docking points from teams who don't play real footbal

can't argue with those digits

Yeah it's fine I wouldn't even give him that much DESU

fuck, the fat kid looks more like him than beckham

Give hime a 50 and tell him to keep the change

wtf im a /burnmissile/ now

i dont mind him but thats pretty spot on

hes comedy for cunts.

hes like the smiths of comedy

Is right

>losing to fucking Burnley
Foreign pansies getting B T F O

why are watford in white?
their piss yellow kit cant clash with burnleys west hams rip off of aston villas top

Remember when Burnley built a statue of Michael Jackson?

Why the fuck is this so funny lads? I'm in fucking tears

bet he hates summer

Tribute to Argentina

>The Smiths of comedy
This tbqh.

Just because I don't like it doesn't mean I don't "get" it. I fucking "get" it, I just think it's shit. Stewart Lee and the Smiths.

united thrashed by this shower of shit

i have a dream

a dream where one day all claret and blue teams can live in the championship and i never have to look at their ugly kits again

that would explain all the BOYS adverts on the bench

>That look

YOU JUST KNOW

That was west ham you twonk

it's because you're a bit thick and have a shit sense of humour lad

>isaac success

that was west ham you nonce

burnley are white

get the £2 change back and call him a cuck for bringing another man his food for free

What music do you like?

It was Fulham and only because Al-Fayed is Michael Jackson fan.

I'm more concerned about the people who set up the fake profiles and pretend to be young girls

Tell him to not to eat yellow snow. Then shut the door in his fucking face.

that was West Ham you dusty keyboard salesman

>he hasnt pretended to be a girl and catfished one of his mates before

m8..

agreed

>but its traditional

fuck your claret shirts
pick a real colour

I don't hate him, I've never met the man.

I just don't understand why anyone not finding him the funniest person ever to live is, apparently, some moron who likes Roy Chubby Brown and domestic abuse.

youtube.com/watch?v=VgWBMa5v930

How upset is Brenny that he will never be on MNF?

Why? They're hunting nonces

> Success
> Is only 20 years old
> Looks 40

Fucking hell fire

>2 years

>Brenny giving a 15 minute talk on how defending is easy

I feel like they're hiding something, I doubt normal people spend their free time doing it

like those russians who set up fake dating profiles on gay websites in order to beat up gay men

yeah but theyre literally traps. both as weird as eachother

lmao

Should go to jail for life the horrible fucking nonce, chemically castrate the twat

youtube.com/watch?v=n35ZSRX_4SM

why is this pic so funny lads

Probably easier to just lurk /arse/

>not starting Success

Does Mazzarri not know about the powers of meme magic?

Every aspect of this is just funny to me for some reason

>bunch of losers sitting online pretending to be schoolgirls
>they have probably had seriously sexual conversations with a 50 year old man
>he's actually trying to fuck a child
>sending pictures of his dick to a bunch of grown up men
>they have to look at it and compliment it

i always think people who post this stuff are protesting too much.

He's an oddball

>but can they do it on a foggy day in bun'ly

>burnley players tackling each other while both being offside

What dark secrets are you hiding

you were molested? you molested your young cousin and hate living with the guilt?

has the watford meme train derailed?

Name the Watford manager

Pro tip- You can't

>You now remember Brendan Rodgers getting caught noncing on Gerrard's kids on live TV

Why is Deeney so fat?

It's 2017

if every premier league manager had a fight who would win?

le eating a bottle man

trying to learn from gotze

this does not fookin slip

Well I have some good news for you.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Catch_a_Predator

There's hours and hours of this stuff. It's absolutely one of the greatest shows ever made.
One guy tries to convince a "girl" to have sex with her cat. The series was pulled off the air because one of the perverts killed himself when confronted by the police.

You're going to love it.

billic

Is there anything more smalltime than chanting WHO ARE YA at Watford?

>tfw 2021 is only 4 months away
>2009 was 18 years ago

Didn't Gerrard nonce on his own kids?

cant stop laughing

Isn't it a bit premature to bring success on, especially when losing

but who are they?

Chanting "who are ya" at Alex Hunter

FROM THE DUSTY MESA

Big Brenny Knew

I've watched it, but thank you so fucking much for reminding me this exists. Going to binge watch the shit out of this now.

ayy

...

my only game watching league 1 football was with a m8. 90 percent of the chants were who are ya?

we chanted it at them and they chanted it back for 90 minutes

He wrote that on a screen protector right? No way he bought an iPad and wrote on the SCREEN itself.

YOU JUST KNOW

tfw you go out for a jog and end up in the pub

#justproperladthings

>come to spee
>everyone calling everyone else a nonce
>click Cred Forums, literally a few inches away
>90 percent CP

good old Cred Forums

shiggystream.com

...

who is the most proper lad team, where half the fanbase is like that

west ham?

>gf took all the money from our joint account
>was going to put £100 on burnley

Newcastle

> having a joint account

Haha lol.

Cred Forums has always been a big pizza party

>tfw i unironically was on Cred Forums regularly before

>having a bank account

>Getting robbed by your lady
I'd check your savings account too if I were you lad.

Dyche should be sent to the stands for being a massive ginger bellend

i always imagine west ham fans as either chino wanker nandos banter lads or ray winstone

>scrolling
>scrolling
>see this

OH SHIT

she said meet me at the g8s at 8 leave now dont be l8

The managers and match officials should have to kiss (on the lips but no tongue, nothing gay) before and after the match.

Think about it. No dirty diving/fouling tactics, no berating the officials, no bad blood after the game.
Kinder, gentler football.

fuck off corbyn

yez all are fuckn nonces

We all were at some point lad. I view it as an entry point, once you've moved on from Cred Forums, you know that you're probably here for good

She saved you from the demon of betting.

>hating Corbyn

was just joking i am actually a big fan :3

Game Thread #2 when?

If you pinkos like him then that alone is a good reason to hate him.

Brilliant

may I ask...why?

I guess that shot wasn't so successful XD

im not watching the game

don't even know the score lol

it's a 4-4 thriller, you're missing out

You missed the west ham fan running onto the pitch with a Michael Jackson statue

>seeing an ad with a pie
What is the average weight of pies selled in UK stadiums?

have either of these sides ever, in their entire histories, scored 4 goals in a game?

Good thread.

Small, they're shit pre-packaged ones just heated up before the game and usually hotter than the sun

He didn't shoot so good lmao

>mfw Chelshit will ruin Kenedy's talent by loaning him to shit teams that will never play him

...

At least Kenedy isn't in Dallas

if he was good watford would play him

I was imagining in bigger pies. 300g, 400g at least.

>kenedy plays in a position that is back and to the left

makes one think desu

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solid posts

MANLET AS FUCK