why is this utter shit monday night football edition
Burnley vs watford
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No big team could have played this Monday because of the midweek European fixtures.
>chelsea
who are chelsea?
You don't have to have big teams to make it good, we could have had Liverpool-Hull and then we'd at least have seen someone get owned
Dunno, you tell me.
its actually not bad to watch, burnley attacking really well desu
Chelsea were playing Arselol tho
>chelsea
>big team
pick one
>Who are West Ham
Is there any scottish or lichtenstein footy on? Would rather
chelsea did last week, against liverpool wasnt it? and you cant have them play every week lol
this is a good matchup, two teams who want to win, nobody going to shut up shop
burnley are this season's leicester
>lost almost every game this ssn
>"big"
id literally rather watch my parents bang than scottish football
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Martin Tyler is dosy tonight
How to spot a plebe
>doesn't love Sean Dyche
>doesn't love watching Burnley play
>burnley are this season's leicester
burnley don't have any good players though
In pretending villa are playing united and the quality is more er less the same
>burnley are this season's leicester
man u arent playing so he doesnt care
That's sick. In the bad sense
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Sean Dyche is the The Streets of managers.
>burnley are this season's leicester
Burnley are Leicester 2003/04
Tyler only cares if he can wank off about United or Pogba
>He rates the ginger pop up pirate
ethnic cleansing of gingers when?
>You will never see Hartson and Dyche have a conversation
>andre gray
>jeff hendrick (unironically ireland's best player)
>scott arfield
>sam vokes not quite literally one of the few actual no9's in the league (not as good as watford's troy deeney but still good enough to help get wales to the semis or whatever lol)
plebs the lot of thee
NAAAAAALLLLLIIISSSSSSS
>whining so hard abiut a corner kick
>only 1 in 8000 amount to anything.
thats what the potato famine was
Holy fuck that was horrible. Does anyone actually listen to this shit?
Feels like watching a championship game.
Sky have even given the game to their championship commentator.
oh, ok, you weren't being serious
Is he /our/ guy?
thought watford were supposed to be good now
look like a league 1 team
still amazed that nalis managed that, he was absolute wank
reee
Friendly reminder that Vardy wears the wrist strap to hide a racist tattoo.
Fuck off you saucy cunt
The Streets is based m8, Original Pirate Material is one of my fav hip hop albums
youtube.com
literally zero atmosphere
probably about 10,000 people there
shit football
what's the point
They're shit, just not as shit as United
tfw i called a half-japanese student 'Jap' just as shorthand for Japanese in high school
tfw everyone's mad levels through the roof, saying it was racist and what people called them in WW2
what the fuck is the short term for japanese then
Atom
Nip or Charlie
>liking the streets
kek
KEK
fucking please be trolling you utter plebs
say the whole word you fat lazy cunt it's only 3 syllables
Disappointed the fight is off again hope he doesn't top himself
Teams like Burnley and Bournemouth are not meant to play in the premier league.
Slant eyed faggot
nip, short for nipponese
We can only hope
Are you like that racist friend Mark makes in the Peep Show? Where you just use uncomfortable language in social situations?
slope
kek
Underrated post
The England striker first injured himself three years ago in the season before City secured the Championship title.
On a day out in Blackpool, Vardy was in one of the town's many arcades and decided to have a go on one of the punching machines.
In Vardy's usual full-blooded style, he followed through hitting the backboard and broke a bone in his right hand.
kek
all i can think about is the debate tonight desu lads
Watford looks like my wife's son's little league team with this shit passing.
Unironically watching Alaves vs Granada instead of this
Gook or flip m8.
frustrating guy desu. they'll probably strip his belts now
gook
they're essentially a continental team
yuros cant handle hoofball
first album is top stuff you mong
dubs for a blooter
Just keep calling him Chinese, even if he corrects you.
elite opinions
aye, they're no death grips eh
Thanks dude, my guild is doing Xavius tomorrow, need him to complete Suramar Q line
SOURCE!!
STATE of small team fans
>the streets
fuck off to spain and stay there u cunt
But MNF always spends ages talking to the guests and analysing the weekend's games. What a butthurt faggot. 100x more people care about Klopp speaking football than hearing about troy deeney
death grips mashups are musical orgasms
surf:
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vaporwave:
youtube.com
SPACE JAM:
youtube.com
it literally works with everything
>I only listen to music that normies that dont know about
kek
I actually envy you bongs. One of the comfiest days of my life was when I went to a Blackburn v QPR game.
Grabbed some food at some mom&pop place, walked down the empty road lined with fans to the stadium, sat down right as the sun started to set with a warm cup of tea. Even chatted with some bloke who thought we were C*nadians.
Wish I could do that here in the us
>paying sky over a grand a year for their ever-reducing sports coverage
cannot comprehend
I wonder what that backboard said
> A play off semi-final win is unironically the biggest moment in Watford's history
lol, eat fucking shit.
is college football not like that? I always here from Yanks that it's the most similar to European sports
I RECKON UR BOUT AN 8 OR A 9
MAYBE EVEN 9 AND A HALF IN 4 BEERS TIME
np senpai good luck
Just 60 minutes to go guys
things like that are only particularly comfy cos you're in a different country with none of the worries and miseries of someone who actually lives there tbqh
>you will never be a fat middle aged balding Burnley fan who brings his son to matches and who's friends teach the lad proper swearing technique when referring to opposing fans, afterwards taking him to the pub for his first pint whilst giving the waitress a cheeky rap on the rump
I'M NOT TRYING TO PULL YOU
EVEN THOUGH I WOULD LIKE TO
The actual fans were probably having heart palpations
WHY SHOULD SHE BE THE ONE WHO DECIDES
WHETHER ITS OFF OR ON OR ON OR OFF OR ON
>not the moment FM sponsored them
>tfw he works in a factory for 40 hours a weak and his body is already breaking down
>tfw he dies at 64 years old
You should be thankful
>Sky costs £94 a month
Been streaming so long I forgot how expensive this shit was.
The kid most likely has 11 fingers and got molested by his alcoholic uncle every night
he only got it fixed this summer after the euros , the dipshit
The Streets are the Sunderland of music
so was he m8 hes american
>34 minutes of watching this match
>we're only 34 minutes in
God help us all
palpitation*
>tfw no hot david beckham looking bf
Fuck this i'm going on a run instead
please stop it hurts
nah colleges are full of loud broteins that get hammered before the game and try to be as loud as possible at all points
I went to a Stoke game too, that place was miserable but I see your point
how do watford play such shit football they have a spanish manager and all of their players are continental
> Lives in Nottingham
Of course he does. Literally where all the freaks live.
Looks like Gotze there.
Haha though.
how can he put that much effort into his appearance and none towards losing weight?
I wonder his girlfriend thinks about all this
>Spanish
What you're seeing is the fun and excitement of Italian management.
dull
boring
humdrum
pointless
mediocre
mundane
what else describes this game?
Wow I can't tell who is the real Beckham
SOMETHING HAPPENED
oh look
it's something
Robin Hood died for our sins.
DERBY
IRISH
ENGLANDS BRAVE SEAN DYCHE DOES IT AGAIN
> This Leicester tier corner defending
BURNLEH
DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL DYCHE WINS LOL
>goal from a corner
Of course. Somewhere there's some fat, bald van driver wanking himself silly going PROPER BLOODY BRITISH FOOTBALL, LOVE IT, GET OUT YA FOREIGN PUFFS
i take it all back
EXCITING
Is there any reason to pay for Sky when you can get good streams for free online?
Mate don't be hurtful, he's getting a gastric band next year
JEFFY HENDRIX!!!!!!!!!
imagine paying for sky
JEFF
E
F
F
HOLY SHIT THIS GAME IS GOAT
You're coming across like a twat mate, reel your neck in.
>>jeff hendrick (unironically ireland's best player)
>burnley don't have any good players though
EAT SHIT BRITKEKS IRELAND IS YOUR MASTER NOW
> Stopping play for an injury that isn't a head injury
Fuck off ref you mong
I bet Sean Dyche fucking stinks
How come ireland have so many good players yet they're the 2nd best national team on the island?
found the ukip supporter
Name a more boring matchup in the PL than Burnley vs Watford. Protip: you can't.
hows avb doing nowadays?
kek. hes called bob and works at a timber warehouse
Edgy
HmMmMmMmMmMmMm
he has to smell pretty delicious
cant think of any other reason joey barton loves him
Catholics are cowards
Leicester beat Burnley 3-0.
Checkmate, kys
"no"
>people like this poster actually exist
This is why british football is doomed.
>hertfordshire mercenaries
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I reckon he takes three showers every day.
Burnley v West Brom
fat bald van driving wanker detected
West Brom vs Burnley
burnley vs man u
of cheap whiskey and cigs
want to kick his poncey face in tbqh
burnley beat liverpool, and leicester beat burnley, who were beaten by leicester
?????????????????????
memes
Anglicans are faggots and heretics
>be liverpool fan
>mum bought me a roy keane dvd for chrimbo
>me face when
PWOPAH NAUGHTY FOOTBALL. FACK OFF YOU SOFT FOREIGN PANSY
West Brom v Stoke
West Brom v Sunderland
West Brom v Burnley
the great debate
>ywn be Roy Keane's psychiatrist
>ywn console him every week as he opens up to you about his repressed homosexuality
west brom vs chelsea with both teams playing for a draw
kek
i had keano trading cards as a youngin i wont lie though
maybe she thought it was a robbie keane dvd
why are the pakis ITT so angry?
The reason they do this, is because Sky are contracted to show every team a certain amount of times per season. So they'll have live games of shitters playing each other so they don't have to show them as much in the long run.
We can go cyclical.
>Burnley beat Liverpool
>Liverpool beat Hull
>Hull beat Leicester
>Leicester beat Burnley
Repeat until you get bored.
I remember one on Cred Forums a few years ago being particularly bad
Was Fulham vs QPR or some shit
Has anyone here ever met a footballer? I saw David Beckham in london last week
>yfw be keano's doggo swankin about town like a king
olly murs has lost his way
this thread is quite funny now
thank you based dyche
I live by a lot of Liverpool/Everton footballers. Me and Carragher go to the same butty shop so I see him quite often
west brom vs anybody
why do people still want manlets in their team, theyre useless in set piece situations
i get it if your manlet is GOAT but when youre a shit team anyway you may aswell sign tall shit players rather than small shit players
His glasses pushes into the fat on the side of his head
All shitter teams should have to play early sunday or sat 12:45
And be banned from MNF
who w/a/tford here?
what kind of butty does carra get
yeah ok carra goes to the butty shop
I believe you la
Has Deeney dabbed yet?
Best players are always manlets, always do better than insecure lanklets
whats a butty shop?
are there two more overrated strikers in the league than these two frauds?
I used to get my haircut in the same barbershop as carragher on knowsley road, it's called micks
why do all traps have man faces?
Chinese chicken on a baguette I think
You do realise footballers are still human right? Pro-tip: They do normal things just like us
hello you cunt
superb filename
used to see Cisse around a few times back when he played for LIverpool, saw Ngog driving in his Lambo once as well
Because they're men...?
you now remember daniel ings
Relegated:
Sunderland
Burnley
Bournemouth
Promoted:
Norwich
Newcastle
Brighton & Hove
what do you think?
>that filename
someone with millions of quid doesn't go to the butty shop
maybe when he was in his 20s and breaking into the team
I saw Martin Keown walking in front of me but I didn't want to bother him for a picture or anything, kinda regret that now desu
Its not a put down to say Hendrix is our best player, he puts in more of a shift than anyone else during a match and has become increasingly important to us over the last year
>hows avb doing nowadays?
No idea, but I hope hes happy
>n'god had a lamborghini
kek he plays in the greek league now
>sunderland getting relegated
need stoke and west brom to fuck off 2bh
don't want norwich back in the prem they are worthless
>someone with millions of quid doesn't go to the butty shop
Except he does, I think you have a warped view of what footballers actually do.
>Sunderland
>Relegated
I agree, i love the dude
runs for days, has a terrific shot on him too
>you now remember the days of Darron Gibson in midfield
AVB
Weird la, I saw Beckham and Giroud in a massage parlor in Skegby last Thursday
you always forget how much even shite players make until you see things like that
>no Huddersfeel
>Brighton & Hove
the gulls better be fucking promoted this season
lovely club and they've failed like 3 times in a row now
bit gay
dont forget loads are in debt or soon will be
They have health regimens though. I don't think they're allowed to eat crap, not a lot anyway.
they won't last the race they are just having a temporary good spell thanks to klopp lite
tbf that's a solid Giroud look
made hot chocolate with marshmallows and whipped cream, thank fuck summer is over
Gotze and Gundogan reunion.
Relegated:
Hull
Burnley
Sunderland
Promoted:
Newcastle
Norwich
Wolves
Carragher is retired, I doubt Sky tell him what to do.
Another one that will blow your mind: He goes to watch his local non league team (Marine) every week with his son, and he's such a cheap fucker he usually waits until half time so he can go in for free rather than paying £10.
>new-money.bmp
>AVB is still in his 30s
>he quit zenit in the hopes a big league team would appoint him
>nobody did so hes NEET
JUST
did klopp just fucking leave after the match started? lmao
>le "have no way of supporting their bloated life-styles once they retire and will go bankrupt because they don't have any education what-so-ever" men
They can't keep getting away with it
post 10/10s in Ireland in honor of Hendrix
>Wolves
I honestly can't tell if this is a shoop or not any more.
Where is MNF studio, in London? He probably has to get back to Merseyside and be up at like 6am for training
anyone got that weigh in picture of the irish mma girl with no ass
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I don't know what you're talking about
>Gotze
KEK
SHAKE IT OFF
HMMMM MMM
No way, i didnt know he left Zenit
no ass
Something's missing
Götze lost weight.
It must be painful when she sits down, literally no ass
Got covered in tattoos and now I look like an unemployed druggie
Lol why? Did you fall for the tattoo meme?
JUST
Kek.
THESE ARE THE RULES OF THE DUEL LOL
unfff
looks like Cali to me
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WE WUZ MAFIA N SHIET
fuck that game. especially the aoe arrow move
WE WUZ THE MAFIA N SHEEIT
Looks like a shitty clash of clans ripoff
fuck those games
2 seconds apart
wew
oh you guys! dont be so cynical!!
Kek
Phil Collins is the man
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
lads why are they no good comedy shows on tv anymore
people who don't like summer are always fat, ginger or scottish, or a combination of the three.
How do we fix England?
>15 months
Nice sexism you got there feminist
>cathcart off
>watford dropping 352
Eric Andre is pretty good, only on US telly though
mrs browns boys lad
Send all the daily mail mongs to America where they'd fit in more, and move forward
It'd be pretty shit to have your favourite club's stadium have less than 45,000 seats
>fat, ginger or scottish
that's just about everyone in the UK
you've become too right wing for comedy i'm afraid lad. roy chubby brown and jim davidson dvds are your only hope now.
>want to go on a jog
>heavy rain outside
ffs lads, just want a comfy run listening to music
West Ham fans disagree
Vice Principals
Silicon Valley
> Brighton
They bottle it every year, the poofs
>he doesn't like the daily mail
>he doesn't like hard hitting red pills and celebrity gossip
Because they all get cancelled
Man there hasn't been a good comedy over here since the Ken Burns WW2 special on pbs
Going for a walk around town after the match.
Live in a ghost town though.
Tis mild enough.
His Civil War one is goat
The latest series of comedy vehicle was fucking rotten.
jimmy carr is a cunt to be fair to this wanker
>muh fake laugh
and he looks weird
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>Watford's corner defense
JUST
>that feel when i only got a first from oxford as opposed to a double first and as such lack the intelligence to appreciate the overwhelming and constant hilarity that is the comedy of stewart lee
KEANOOOO
IRELAND YES!
>shatford
>it's a park-the-bus wins episode
KEEEANNOO
see, it's only fat people who don't like summer
Burnley are going to expose Pep so hard
Tactical mastermind
I saw this game last week...
>it's the "I hate Stewart Lee" meme poster
Who /lifelong/ here?
i miss sexy mick threads desu
Relegated:
West Ham
Stoke
Sunderland
Promoted:
Norwich
Newcastle
Leeds
dubs confirm 2-2
Lads I need your help, the pizza delivery man is on his way and I don't know how much to tip him (£18 bill).
Is £2 enough?
We need to start docking points from teams who don't play real footbal
can't argue with those digits
Yeah it's fine I wouldn't even give him that much DESU
fuck, the fat kid looks more like him than beckham
Give hime a 50 and tell him to keep the change
wtf im a /burnmissile/ now
i dont mind him but thats pretty spot on
hes comedy for cunts.
hes like the smiths of comedy
Is right
>losing to fucking Burnley
Foreign pansies getting B T F O
why are watford in white?
their piss yellow kit cant clash with burnleys west hams rip off of aston villas top
Remember when Burnley built a statue of Michael Jackson?
Why the fuck is this so funny lads? I'm in fucking tears
bet he hates summer
Tribute to Argentina
>The Smiths of comedy
This tbqh.
Just because I don't like it doesn't mean I don't "get" it. I fucking "get" it, I just think it's shit. Stewart Lee and the Smiths.
united thrashed by this shower of shit
i have a dream
a dream where one day all claret and blue teams can live in the championship and i never have to look at their ugly kits again
that would explain all the BOYS adverts on the bench
>That look
YOU JUST KNOW
That was west ham you twonk
it's because you're a bit thick and have a shit sense of humour lad
>isaac success
that was west ham you nonce
burnley are white
get the £2 change back and call him a cuck for bringing another man his food for free
What music do you like?
It was Fulham and only because Al-Fayed is Michael Jackson fan.
I'm more concerned about the people who set up the fake profiles and pretend to be young girls
Tell him to not to eat yellow snow. Then shut the door in his fucking face.
that was West Ham you dusty keyboard salesman
>he hasnt pretended to be a girl and catfished one of his mates before
m8..
agreed
>but its traditional
fuck your claret shirts
pick a real colour
I don't hate him, I've never met the man.
I just don't understand why anyone not finding him the funniest person ever to live is, apparently, some moron who likes Roy Chubby Brown and domestic abuse.
How upset is Brenny that he will never be on MNF?
Why? They're hunting nonces
> Success
> Is only 20 years old
> Looks 40
Fucking hell fire
>2 years
>Brenny giving a 15 minute talk on how defending is easy
I feel like they're hiding something, I doubt normal people spend their free time doing it
like those russians who set up fake dating profiles on gay websites in order to beat up gay men
yeah but theyre literally traps. both as weird as eachother
lmao
Should go to jail for life the horrible fucking nonce, chemically castrate the twat
why is this pic so funny lads
Probably easier to just lurk /arse/
>not starting Success
Does Mazzarri not know about the powers of meme magic?
Every aspect of this is just funny to me for some reason
>bunch of losers sitting online pretending to be schoolgirls
>they have probably had seriously sexual conversations with a 50 year old man
>he's actually trying to fuck a child
>sending pictures of his dick to a bunch of grown up men
>they have to look at it and compliment it
i always think people who post this stuff are protesting too much.
He's an oddball
>but can they do it on a foggy day in bun'ly
>burnley players tackling each other while both being offside
What dark secrets are you hiding
you were molested? you molested your young cousin and hate living with the guilt?
has the watford meme train derailed?
Name the Watford manager
Pro tip- You can't
>You now remember Brendan Rodgers getting caught noncing on Gerrard's kids on live TV
Why is Deeney so fat?
It's 2017
if every premier league manager had a fight who would win?
le eating a bottle man
trying to learn from gotze
this does not fookin slip
Well I have some good news for you.
en.wikipedia.org
There's hours and hours of this stuff. It's absolutely one of the greatest shows ever made.
One guy tries to convince a "girl" to have sex with her cat. The series was pulled off the air because one of the perverts killed himself when confronted by the police.
You're going to love it.
billic
Is there anything more smalltime than chanting WHO ARE YA at Watford?
>tfw 2021 is only 4 months away
>2009 was 18 years ago
Didn't Gerrard nonce on his own kids?
cant stop laughing
Isn't it a bit premature to bring success on, especially when losing
but who are they?
Chanting "who are ya" at Alex Hunter
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
Big Brenny Knew
I've watched it, but thank you so fucking much for reminding me this exists. Going to binge watch the shit out of this now.
ayy
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my only game watching league 1 football was with a m8. 90 percent of the chants were who are ya?
we chanted it at them and they chanted it back for 90 minutes
He wrote that on a screen protector right? No way he bought an iPad and wrote on the SCREEN itself.
YOU JUST KNOW
tfw you go out for a jog and end up in the pub
#justproperladthings
>come to spee
>everyone calling everyone else a nonce
>click Cred Forums, literally a few inches away
>90 percent CP
good old Cred Forums
shiggystream.com
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who is the most proper lad team, where half the fanbase is like that
west ham?
>gf took all the money from our joint account
>was going to put £100 on burnley
Newcastle
> having a joint account
Haha lol.
Cred Forums has always been a big pizza party
>tfw i unironically was on Cred Forums regularly before
>having a bank account
>Getting robbed by your lady
I'd check your savings account too if I were you lad.
Dyche should be sent to the stands for being a massive ginger bellend
i always imagine west ham fans as either chino wanker nandos banter lads or ray winstone
>scrolling
>scrolling
>see this
OH SHIT
she said meet me at the g8s at 8 leave now dont be l8
The managers and match officials should have to kiss (on the lips but no tongue, nothing gay) before and after the match.
Think about it. No dirty diving/fouling tactics, no berating the officials, no bad blood after the game.
Kinder, gentler football.
fuck off corbyn
yez all are fuckn nonces
We all were at some point lad. I view it as an entry point, once you've moved on from Cred Forums, you know that you're probably here for good
She saved you from the demon of betting.
>hating Corbyn
was just joking i am actually a big fan :3
Game Thread #2 when?
If you pinkos like him then that alone is a good reason to hate him.
Brilliant
may I ask...why?
I guess that shot wasn't so successful XD
im not watching the game
don't even know the score lol
it's a 4-4 thriller, you're missing out
You missed the west ham fan running onto the pitch with a Michael Jackson statue
>seeing an ad with a pie
What is the average weight of pies selled in UK stadiums?
have either of these sides ever, in their entire histories, scored 4 goals in a game?
Good thread.
Small, they're shit pre-packaged ones just heated up before the game and usually hotter than the sun
He didn't shoot so good lmao
>mfw Chelshit will ruin Kenedy's talent by loaning him to shit teams that will never play him
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At least Kenedy isn't in Dallas
if he was good watford would play him
I was imagining in bigger pies. 300g, 400g at least.
>kenedy plays in a position that is back and to the left
makes one think desu
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solid posts
MANLET AS FUCK