Oi goosey, you here m8? About to do some WQs in Suramar if you're in
Parker Ortiz
Based fucking goosey
Liam Murphy
...
Asher Brown
what did you do?
Aaron Anderson
Shilled /cric/ relentlessly
Landon Scott
Based WalkGOD aka Sean AKA WalkDEVIL aka Walkie.
Henry Peterson
...
Joshua White
rate my gf lads
Thomas Baker
has walkcunt been doxxed?
Robert Harris
Bless WalkGOD, O my soul; and all that is within me, bless his holy name. Bless WalkGOD, O my soul, and forget not all his benefits: Who forgiveth all thine inequalities; who healeth all thy diseases; Who redeemeth thy life from destruction; who crowneth thee with lovingkindess and tender mercies; Who satisfieth thy mouth with good things; so that thy youth is renewed like the eagle's.
Noah Morales
Yes.
Julian Nguyen
Wavell's most notable alumni without doubt is Based "Sean" WalkBro, best known for topping the BRW Rich List, being CLEO Bachelor of the Year, acquiring three Michelin Stars and being on Nobel Prize watch in every field. More recently those achievements have been overshadowed when "Sean" transcended the mortal plane of existence and became an omnipotent being, thus he has become known as "WalkGod" and has attracted a vast number of loyal disciples following his every gospel.
It has also been rumored the Queensland State Government are proposing to rename Brisbane to "WalkBro City" in honour of his elite and muscular achievements.
Connor Morgan
>Australia XI: 1 David Warner, 2 Usman Khawaja, 3 Steven Smith (capt), 4 George Bailey, 5 Travis Head, 6 Mitchell Marsh, 7 Matthew Wade (wk), 8 John Hastings, 9 Adam Zampa, 10 Scott Boland, 11 Daniel Worrall fucking lmao @ that bowling attack
Luis Wilson
>MMarsh and Hastings are the most experienced bowlers
Oliver Gutierrez
Ireland to get up
Elijah Wright
really makes you think
Michael Collins
Why are mods autosaging /cric/?
Jonathan Gutierrez
Is the cricket not on foxtel or am I blind?
Chase Morgan
There's a filter on bundes, the last OP was a retard and put it in his
Kevin Adams
we're getting the bundes treatment
Zachary Bell
>Australia's ODI against Ireland in South Africa has been ignored by the pay television operator Fox Sports, leaving followers in Australia without a legal means by which to watch it.
>The match, being played at Willowmoore Park in Benoni from 6pm Eastern Australian time, is being broadcast by SuperSport in South Africa, but was not purchased by Fox Sports as part of a rights package that features the five ODIs between South Africa and Australia that begin on September 30.
>It is believed that the rights to the Ireland match were offered as a standalone proposition alongside the South Africa fixtures, with Fox choosing not to add it to their investment.
Get fucked
Jeremiah Davis
Nah it's not they didn't buy it lmao
James Foster
>""""academics"""" literally get paid to do shit like this
Adam Sanders
>It is believed that the rights to the Ireland match were offered as a standalone proposition >their investment cuntishness all around
Camden Jenkins
fucking aids
Sebastian Brown
I LITERALLY only gave Jewdoch money for his shit so I could see the cricket in HD
you'd think South Africa would put together their own team for the warmup
Jaxon Young
walkcunt on suicide watch
Jacob Scott
Where's best O'Brien?
Bentley Walker
>no Irish commentators
Fucking shit.
Charles Roberts
Tbh that looks like student work. It's very brief, doesn't have anywhere near enough sources and doesn't actually answer that many questions
Ireland were more likely to get two one-offs against Aus and SA than a series against either I'd wager they wanted this more. And it's not as if SA really lose anything by not having warm-up teams.
I guess making it a proper full report takes too much university time to properly justify
Eli Lewis
t. Shane Grujic
Logan Bennett
>4am >been in bed since 11 I get 2-4 hours of sleep a day
Henry Morgan
Stop mangling my meme
Gabriel Gray
t. Brad Popadopolous
Josiah Powell
you LITERALLY do NOT understand it and you ARE making me absolutely furious
Julian Roberts
Got a rash on my dick from seeing a prozzie on the weekend lads, hope it's nothing serious
Gabriel Edwards
t. John Boriello
Jordan Hill
where dem lads at
Oliver Gutierrez
I bet he was fucking furious when he got it too
Elijah Cook
Based boland on saving two runs watch
Dominic Ross
I like music lads
Daniel Harris
what's you're favourite dark third album lad?
Kevin Long
what are we listening to right now lad
I'm giving the new Preoccupations album a spin
Benjamin Martinez
do you like Sonic Youth
David Flores
Fear Of a Blank Planet m8
This is what i've been listening to this week
Aaron Lewis
everyone likes sonic youth mate
Luis Lee
sick devil dubs whats your fav deathgrind song
Cameron Reed
>Arctic Monkeys and Bright Eyes
KYS
Das Racist and LSD are elite though. Avalanches are okay
Juan Mitchell
New Birds of Tokyo song is pretty good desu lads, a return to their earlier sound
Jackson Sanders
Is this /walk/ general?
Lucas Ward
also is the new Clipping album any good? I really liked their last one
Zachary Jenkins
>bright eyes >arctic monkeys
really makes you be 12 again
Jayden Lewis
I'd neck myself if I listened to Birds of Tokyo
Christopher Smith
this Not my favourite artist but they're nice
>Deathgrind (sometimes written as death-grind or death/grind) is a fusion of death metal and grindcore. The genre, along with pornogrind, is related to the goregrind subgenre. Zero Tolerance described deathgrind as "grindcore and brutal death metal colliding head on."[1] Danny Lilker described deathgrind as "combining the technicality of death metal with the intensity of grindcore."[2]
Arctic Monkeys (mainly that album) is pretty based. Bright Eyes is just for night walks and stuff.
DR is elite as fuck, probably the only good brown hip hop ever.
It's a concept/story album so it's really different from everything they're done before. Worth a try for sure, I like it a lot.
Joseph Martinez
>Birds of Tokyo
Actually kill yourself.
Jason Jackson
barely listened to any music this week Tbh
John Allen
does Dan Hay still lurk around these parts
Justin Watson
...
Ayden Lewis
What's your favourite track on AMSP?
The only one I like now is Present Tense.
Austin Myers
Hi guys if you want to see my taste please just follow me on facebook, twitter and instagram.
Thanks, The Exoskeletal Junction™
Chase Cooper
Have YOU signed on for your local BBL team?
Logan Howard
Burn the Witch m8 Tinker Taylor Rich Man Begger Thief is a close second
Henry Stewart
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Chase Russell
>daniel's shitty facebook blog actually has 532 likes
how?
Hudson Sullivan
unironically yes
Alexander Jones
Dan let me know if you need help on your systems courses
I'm in EE and am the master of all things transfer functions
Isaac Cook
Fuck me Worrall is shit
Landon Roberts
Based Boland is on lads
Thomas Stewart
...
Logan Rivera
Big wallop worrall fucking sucks
Jeremiah James
WalkGod is omniscient. (knowing all things)
WalkGod is omnipresent. (being everywhere)
WalkGod is omnipotent. (all powerful)
WalkGod is omnific. (creating all things)
WalkGod is perfection.
WalkGod is vigilant. WalkGod is holy. WalkGod is sinless. WalkGod is sanctified. WalkGod is all powerful. WalkGod is multiple. WalkGod is multi-lingual. WalkGod is multi-national. WalkGod is multi-faceted. WalkGod is triune.
WalkGod is love. WalkGod is compassionate. WalkGod is patient. WalkGod is trusting. WalkGod is honourable. WalkGod is righteous. WalkGod is giving. WalkGod is generous. WalkGod is gracious. WalkGod is benevolent
WalkGod is understanding. WalkGod is fair. God is just. WalkGod is merciful. WalkGod is unceasing. WalkGod is tenacious. WalkGod is never-ending. WalkGod is healing.
WalkGod is commanding. WalkGod is long-suffering. WalkGod is tolerant. WalkGod is rational. WalkGod is forgiving. WalkGod is giving. WalkGod is unconditional. WalkGod is team-teaching. WalkGod is timely. WalkGod is obedient. WalkGod is serving.
WalkGod is demanding. WalkGod is a perfectionist. WalkGod is jealous. WalkGod is hating (hating sin). WalkGod is punishing. WalkGod is judgemental. WalkGod is war-like. WalkGod is vindictive.
These are all descriptive of your WalkGod and my WalkGod, the one true WalkGod. They in our simple human ways describe WalkGod and identify Him for everyone.
The one I like the best though, is the one WalkGod Himself tells to JT as JT stands talking with WalkGod on the mountain.
WalkGod says to tell the people that "I AM THAT I AM" is the name of the WalkGod of /nrl/ "I AM sent you."
James Young
So many aussies ITT
Jacob Robinson
Stirling's unironically good
Jacob Moore
>People who know cricket Statsjesus KuntyKucka Gateloser The Wolf of Bet365
>People who think they know cricket but are truly clueless Daniel Jynn
>Seething fucking casuals Everyone else
>Ank*sh Ank*sh
Evan Hall
The absolute fucking state of >us
I haven't seen bowling this poor from an Australian side in my entire life
Nicholas Gomez
Based fucking Boland
Colton Morales
you fucking jinxed him
Elijah Lopez
New clipping is alright, though not as good as their previous, been a pretty forgettable year imo
What I've been listening to lately on my phone
Luke Richardson
all good stuff except Painting With
Animal Collective have been shit since Strawberry Jam. Deakin's solo album is the only good thing they've put out
Carson Cooper
Yeah I'm not that impressed by it, couple dece songs though
James Baker
>been a pretty forgettable year Shut the FUCK up >Weezer s/t >Preoccupations s/t >Xiu Xiu Play the Music of Twin Peaks >Skeleton Tree >Teens of Denial >A Moon Shaped Pool >The Impossible Kid >Origami
all been elite this year has been much better than last year
Alexander Watson
>MMarsh
Gabriel Morgan
Absolutely dire bowling
Isaiah Bennett
Yeah last year was rubbish
Actually haven't got round to Weezer or preoccupations tttt though I've heard preoccupations is quite good.
Not particularly big into Radiohead, or Aesop Rock, though I quite like Rings.
Samuel Rogers
just wait until the eire bowl
Easton Jenkins
What one should I get?
Joshua Bell
just worried about the SA games
they demolished Ireland, >we can't even get wickets
Christopher Watson
Level 1 >wanting to sit on the second tier dumb
Isaiah Campbell
they did bat first tbf, easy to crush the opposition when they have literally no chance of making 350
Gavin Lee
Is this bowling attack, dare I say it, the worst fielded by an Australian ODI team ever?
Matthew Foster
In the last 100 years, yes
Easton Lee
12th man, fuck going to etihad
Jaxon Lee
if you have to refer that to the third ump you shouldn't be umpiring international games
William Turner
true Etihad is more convenient for me living out west
Daniel Perry
Hello, is this /au/sp?
Hunter Anderson
Australia is so fucking shit
Caleb Edwards
Don't speak that way about my to-be-adopted country lad, I'll have to fight you
Robert Price
>ireland finally get to face associate-tier bowling from a full nation >no joyce or other obrien to cash in
l m a o
Asher Murphy
y r u coming here
Lucas Cooper
because he's in south africa
Elijah Cox
>associate-tier generous
Dylan Cooper
>Cricket Australia
what went wrong?
Angel Jackson
See
Noah Richardson
>Weezer
Andrew Torres
Is bowling wides a new tactic?
Liam Hill
...
Xavier King
go to shield games faggot and stop supporting this meme shit
Noah Martinez
A BBL membership will get you free access to all Shield matches
Colton Watson
Thinking of getting some KFC for lunch, is Goosey around to offer some advice?
Gavin Price
based walkGOD
Alexander Stewart
Their new album is unironically elite. I had absolutely zero expectations for it since every album they've done since Pinkerton was shit, but this one is fucking great. youtube.com/watch?v=DJMruBJfhNM
Lincoln Morales
music is a meme, it is the lowest form of art
Zachary Garcia
This is without a doubt the worst bowling I have ever seen from Australia
Evan Campbell
This is a good post
Matthew Myers
Porn and video games lad
Joseph Brooks
Streetwise Feast
Cooper Ramirez
Literally a better work of "art" than 98% of movies, paintings or albums of course goosey is the only one elite enough to know what this is Krazykrezja you should unironically play it, it's russian and everything
Dylan Cruz
I've never played it, doesn't withhold the fact that 99.99% of video games are incredibly incredibly pleb.
Kevin Powell
I'll agree with that
Evan Watson
Goosey here
ama
Zachary Bell
Will Smith score a century?
Joseph Rogers
Who can I get repeating digits like yours?
Christopher Reyes
why is my back so itchy
Luis Ortiz
It's also worth adding that video games have immense artistic potential but are severely limited by the view that they must be "games" rather than sincere forms of artistic expression.
Jace Perry
this is factually incorrect
the artistic potential of video games lies in their nature of being a video game. Every time someone tries to make a """sincere form of artistic expression""" it just comes out as a shitty movie. Metal Gear Solid 2, while being laughable in terms of story and themes, is an example of how to use the video game medium effectively.
Charles Thomas
G O O S E
Jose Williams
just got home lads
whos winning?
Leo Rivera
>this is what "people" with a ""maths"" degree do for a living
Samuel Torres
>Ireland may unironically not be bowled out
Juan Miller
I'm absolutely seething. First they lose the soccer, now this
Seriously considering canning it. But then, I say that every 6 months or so, so probably not.
Xavier King
>giving a shit about wogball
Aiden Moore
p19945 But that's the thing, it still has to be treated like a game with objectives and a concrete story line and shit. Remember how people define a good video game us based significantly off how playable it is, it's why shit like Mario games are considered classics even though they have the artistic merit of a childs colouring book.
Imagine an incredibly artistic film but with better immersion, that is the potential of video games. Like that Dali Walt Disney short, but your movements and interaction with the environment would impact the environment.
Carter Gomez
>First they lose the soccer this has annoyed me more than I expected, finding decent streams with australia's shit tier internet is hard
Jacob Wood
>it's a krazykrezja gets home from work as a civil servant and replies to every single post in the thread episode
Jaxon Edwards
Wew fucked that up, meant for Obviously
Camden Brooks
>"I got to mix around with guys like Brett Lee, his brother Shane, Andrew Strauss and Shoaib Akhtar.
>"Shoaib was great. He used to turn up each week with a bucket of KFC and a woman on each arm and bowl about a million miles an hour, then go home again, or back to Cargo Bar or wherever he'd come from on the morning of the match."
Jason Scott
Based Goosey Thanks for joining us, lad
Carter Stewart
what's wrong with being a civil servant? if you can get over the morally bankrupt nature of the work it's a very comfy gig
Andrew Walker
>he doesnt have a government funded high speed fibre connection Kek
Your deductive reasoning leaves alot to be desired. Literally what kind of civil servant finishes work @ 8pm everynight?
Kayden Carter
An overworked one desperately trying to learn his times tables on the side
Charles Young
Probably has dinner and watches a bit of TV before he starts shitposting
Carson Watson
>public servants >overworked >implying they would do overtime even if they were
kek
KEK
K E K
Easton Brown
Fucking finally
that was embarrassing
Jason Gutierrez
you're replying to me. I'm not in the public service but I know alot of people who are and I can't think of a single position that finishes in the evening.
the daily grind in the public service is almost uniformally 8a-6p workdays
Colton Ross
surprised >we bowled them out at all, literally a grade cricket tier bowling line up
Yeah I figured I was replying to you, just worded it weird.
8pm honestly isn't that uncommon, dad does it from time to time, admittedly with a commute.
Gabriel Thomas
Recommend me a movie to watch lads
Aaron Jackson
>AB de Villiers has been ruled out of the home ODI and away Test series against Australia with an elbow injury. He will undergo an operation early next week and will need six to eight weeks of recovery time.
wtf
Thomas Martinez
Truman show
Chase Ramirez
seen it
Landon Carter
Dl or normieflix?
Captcha: Waugh 204
Dylan Bell
download, I'm not giving my details to the netflix jew
Cameron Howard
Nightcrawler or Gladiator
The fact that Jake Gyllenhaal didn't at least get nominated is retarded,
Henry Russell
Seen both, also seething over that. He was fucking elite. I watched Source Code last night which he was also excellent in
Jason Garcia
Seconding nightcrawler, otherwise gravity or blair witch project
Samuel Murphy
also seen those, gravity was shit though
Bentley Hughes
>gravity was shit though this
Adrian Jones
Drive, American psycho, any other Cred Forums favourites
Jaxson Collins
seen both, both great
Jacob Wood
Eh, I watched it for the first time the other night, thought it was an entertaining 90mins but not spectacular
Fuck it, just watch Monty Python. Used to always watch life of brian on Christmas with dad
Oliver Jackson
Girl with the dragon tattoo (Swedish one)
Gabriel Brooks
wake in fright my dude
Caleb Long
Lads why does David Fincher hate happy endings? Think about it.
Gone Girl Zodiac Fight Club Se7en Benjamin Button The Social Network
None of them end making you feel happy.
Jackson Richardson
Mongol
Women on the verge of a nervous breakdown
Pick one of those lad
Wyatt Russell
Happy endings suck
ended up going with Blue Ruin lads, but thanks for the recs
Jaxon Johnson
seems a bit memey reading the synopsis
post a review when you've finished
Evan Sullivan
>Just in: AB de Villiers has been ruled out of the home ODI and away Test series against Australia with an elbow injury. just give us the [whatever we get for winning this] now
Andrew Bennett
Really want Ireland to succeed lads. They seem like good blokes
Ian Gonzalez
imagine being a kiwi and having to see this shit every fucking day
Oliver Green
...
Joshua Hernandez
Lads, Usman Car Charger is still my favourite batsman (despite voting One Nation lol), but I wsa really fucking disappointed with his Sri Lankan tour, and it just makes him look like a green track bully. Can he get his shit together against the spinners?
Connor James
>despite voting One Nation lol whats it like being a certified moron?
Luis Peterson
no
the worst thing is it's inevitable he'll play this summer and cash in on australian meme fast and bouncy decks but then fail spectacularly in india
Lincoln Sanchez
Hello Adam Bandt
Tyler Sanchez
yeah mate, form is temporary but class is permanent >voting for independents politically illiterate retard detected. Every seat taken by an independent is choking the life out of the parliament, Literally execute the lot of them.
Ian Williams
Kys, Andrew Bolt
Christopher Myers
>>voting for independents I mean to say >voting for a minor party/independents
David Roberts
Sorry to upset you Straffo
Hudson Anderson
At least i'm not a literal cocksucker, Mr. Alan Jones
Liam Wilson
>LE U R LE GWEENS
I literally despise the Greens more than anyone, but that doesn't mean I'm stupid enough to vote for the literal mouthbreathers in one nation. Genuinely sick of this meme where if you're not voting for the extreme right then you are on the left.
Brayden Peterson
Usman is such a fucking classy batsman. Easily the best looking guy at the crease in the world.
Cooper Richardson
Except you are Adam. Hows the plebiscite going?
John Lee
Sam Dastyari here, ama
Oliver Cook
Are you literally so senile you can't name more than one Australian leftist?
I wouldn't expect any less of a discredited hack like you, Keith Windschuttle
Julian Parker
>voting One Nation kys
if you don't like excessive migration just vote liberal like every other sane person.
Jackson Ortiz
??????????????????????
Mason Taylor
It's because he literally doesn't know anything about Australian politics beyond PAULINE=GOOD GREENS=BAD like every other one nation voter.
"""People""" like him are the reason why Parliament has been so fucked since Howard lost
Isaiah Sullivan
You are literally Seething Sarah. Why are you so upset?
Except having ON in the senate forces the immigration platform righ, and counter balances the increasing influence of the Greens (although thankfully their election results this time round were less than desirable).
Andrew Nelson
can't believe this cunt only had to resign his shadow ministry, should have been kicked out of the senate
Jeremiah Sanders
I can guarantee you I know more about politics, both in Australia and the US, as well as Global Foreign Policy than both you and him.
Cameron Cook
having a liberal in the senate does the exact same shit and also means that they aren't going to go DUR I DUNNO when faced with any other bill.
oh no a whole 12,000 refugees across the entire country, Australia is literally being overrun!
Connor Martinez
If you're stupid enough to vote for a minor party then I really doubt that
Levi Jackson
Get fucked, you LITERALLY just exposed yourself as politically clueless as the people you are chastising.
Howard was one of, if not THE worst Prime Minister this country has ever seen. He squandered the mining boom. He created the mega welfare state. He turned Western Sydney into a multicultural dolebludging shithole. He is the manifestation of everything so called conservatives claim to hate about the Labor party.
2004-07 was the pinnacle of "parliament being fucked". All the parliaments since then have been far more balanced. The worst thing that has happened since was the carbon tax, but that was repealed pretty quickly. This country is still reeling in sovereign debt because of Howard and probably will for our entire lifetimes.
Nathan White
Except a Liberal will always follow the party line, meaning that even if he disagrees with a particular policy than he will have to vote accordingly. Crossing the Floor occurs extremely rarely, and obviously a Right Wing Liberal MP is unlikely to find support in the opposition.
>Le only two voices in parliament to represent the Australian people
Carter Sanchez
reminder that niall obrien is objectively a better batsman than kane williamson because kane williamson never played sydney grade cricket
Anthony Lopez
Jesus Christ lads it was literally just a throw away line, then some autist tried to turn this thread into yet another political thread. No thanks
Asher Hughes
You are LITERALLY retarded if you think I was referring to Howard's ability as a Prime Minister and not the composition of the senate since 2006
Fucking kill yourself mouthbreather
Jacob Robinson
>wants to bomb Syria >doesnt want to suffer the consequences
Ameribabbies pls
Justin Smith
And the liberal party follow a fairly conservative migration policy, so it doesn't matter
Voting along party lines is LITERALLY the cornerstone of the democratic system. There is nothing worse than a member of parliament voting on the basis of "muh gut feeling" when 99% of the people who voted for them did so because of party lines and not their personal opinions.
Leo Fisher
Also if you were talking about a party like the Greens or the NXT then I would maybe agree with you, yet I KNEW that the Liberals would get in Government, and I knew that ON agree with the liberal party on most policies except holding immigration (and interestingly holding slightly lefter views on other things like voluntary Euthanasia).
Henry Lee
based goosey
Owen Torres
he's a top lad desu
John Kelly
Why is multiculturalism a bad thing when it gave you so many Sri Lankans to rape, krazykosby?
Adrian Lewis
except one of the major problems faced by both governments is that the senate is filled with meme parties (One Nation included) that make it incredibly difficult to pass any kind of legislation, so what YOU are doing is fucking up the ability of the liberal government to pass laws that are in line with YOUR own views. >supporting euthanasia kys
Jonathan Sanders
I agree that their policy on immigration is better than most countries, but there is always room for improvement. Also keep in mind it was only recently that the government grew some balls on denied China access to the NSW power grid. ON have been cautious about foreign ownership.
Daniel Taylor
That's EXACTLY what I was referring to
The senate composition circa 2004-07 was FAR more damaging than anything since. And the reason that senate was so fucking damaging was because it allowed Howard to do whatever the fuck he wanted. These two things are directly synonymous.
Sure there has been some meme bullshit since like 'Motoring Enthusiasts Party'. But one of the things that makes the Australian political system so effective is that the Senate acts as a check on the government. It routinely stops some mouthbreather like Tony Abbott passing ridiculous policies like 100k degrees which he would be free to do with say the UK political system.
>Voting along party lines is LITERALLY the cornerstone of the democratic system. And the Senate is the closest thing Australia has to European style representational democracy. What are you even complaining about?
Australia shouldn't be anywhere near that shithole. Even putting the morality arguement aside, they literally have no plausible strategic goal. It's a fools operation.
Michael Taylor
>not supporting euthanasia
wanna know how i know you're an under 20 y/o sheltered babby who's never had to witness dying relatives?
Aaron Campbell
>devaluing life kys
Aiden Ortiz
Don't blame the voters mate, blame the system. There is a clear anti-establishment backlash that has spread across the Western World (Brexit, Trump, AFD in Germany etc). The prevalence of minor parties shows that Australians are dissatisfied with the two major parties. If it makes you happy, I voted Liberals 2.
Juan Stewart
wrong, euthanasia is about valuing the dignity of life.
Jason Davis
It doesn't matter what you think about Howard's policy and its effectiveness, that was what the Australian population voted for and that is what they got. That's LITERALLY how a representative democracy has and should work. >100k degrees already exist and there is NOTHING wrong with them since you AREN'T paying for them upfront. There is literally nothing wrong with deregulated governments.
Dylan Rogers
and it has the opposite effect in application
Sebastian King
>already exist err yeah, if you do three maybe
Michael Lopez
Can we please talk about the cricket :(
Brandon Perez
I literally paid 100k for my degree and I have the invoices to prove it
I also have almost paid it off entirely by myself because I'm not a fucking retard that wants the government to pay for my gender studies degree.
Parker Reyes
you have absolutely no right to tell other competent grown adults what they can and cannot do with their own bodies
and if you think you do, YOU should be lobotomised
Cameron Stewart
Unless you are a foreign national or you have a Doctors in Medicine, I've got bad news for you buddy.
Some institution has taken you for a ride.
Jaxon Robinson
I LITERALLY can and I LITERALLY will
Euthanasia is appropriate in very very specific circumstances and it is already legal in those areas.
Easton Green
>>Euthanasia is appropriate in very very specific circumstances such as?
Nolan Thomas
I didn't go to a public university
Charles Stewart
why not?
Cooper Bailey
because the one I wanted to go to was private?
Andrew Turner
yes im saying why would you want to do that
the public unis (assuming you live in a relevant part of the country like syd/melb) are better in nearly all disciplines and cheaper. The only people I know who went to private unis are those who couldnt get into the public unis or did some shit like cooking
Jack Martinez
Fuck this political shit lads, lets get back on topic.
I dunno why other teams struggle against Australian batsman when they have such clear weaknesses.
Warner and Khawaja: Right hand off spin outside the line, occasional one that doesn't spin coming into the stumps. Also if you deny the ability of Warner to free his arms then he will quickly get impatient. Regularly he would get out trying to cross bat a delivery on the top of off, thus getting a top edge for an easy catch for the inner fieldsmen. He seems to have improved on this though, he was getting out to it literally every time in England 2015.
Finch: Retarded at the start of the innings, likes to feel the ball on the bat. Right Arm over just outside the line, get him poking at it, then trap him on the crease. Uses little footwork. Also retarded against spin, uses sweep alot though an unnatural looking shot.
Smith: Will most of the time look to flick it to the on side. Bowl at a fifth stump line with outswing to get him driving. Likes to use his feet against spin, so drop the occasional one short.
Maxwell. Yorkers and Bouncers. Sometimes uncomfortable against the short ball. Will reverse hit alot, so a good yorker will bowl him, though you must get it right because a half volley or full toss will likely go for 6.
Bailey: Dunno desu lol
M Marsh: Retarded against spin, no foot work. Likes the ball onto the bat and playing horizontal shots. Starts slow in his innings and is very vulnerable.
Faulkner: Seeing as he nearly always comes at the end of the innings, he is looking to make crucial last runs. Is a leg side slogger, just keep pegging away at the corridor of uncertainty and wait for him to make a retarded shot.
Wade: Doesn't like spin and gets flustered easily. Right arm off spin outside off, build pressure and watch him get out.
This is an ELITE truth bomb
Hunter Sanchez
because it was the best in the field I studied and I had a scholarship there I know you like to think you know everything about every possible topic, but you don't m8
Owen Wilson
Really good post but >Bowl at a fifth stump line with outswing to get him driving. this doesnt work on him in pyjama. White ball doesnt swing enough/for long enough.
But yeah you're spot on about him being vulnerable to spinner dropping half trackers. he gets stumped quite a bit.
Chase Campbell
>I paid 100k >I had a scholarship
Thomas Green
yes, not every scholarship reduces the cost of your degree
Alexander Moore
this is goosey
Colton Smith
True, maybe a fifth stump line is still ideal for him though, Keep him in two mines whether to drive or to shuffle and flick.
Hunter Green
good on him then, it was a decent post
Blake Moore
thanks for contributing to the thread with this pointless fucking comment
Easton Young
I wish lad, the only poosonality I have is on /afl/
William Clark
what the fuck was that
David Richardson
yw
Landon Sanchez
well taken Tbh
Anthony King
>I know you like to think you know everything about every possible topic, but you don't m8 my mum says this to me all the time
Goodnight /cric/ Expecting to see a victorious Pakistan when I wake up
Oliver Edwards
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Isaiah Lewis
>Patil, a former international cricketer, recently disclosed that the selection panel would have dropped Sachin Tendulkar before he eventually quit international cricket and that it had also considered removing MS Dhoni from ODI captaincy ahead of the 2015 World Cup.
>"Let me make it very clear. Sandeep, being a former chairman, should not have made these comments. When he was the chairman, he replied differently to the same questions. But after that [his tenure], it was different. It was totally unethical of him to do that," Thakur told PTI.
lmao
Julian Young
Dhoni should be droppe right now Tbh. What was the last innings of note that he played? Waste of fucking space if you ask me lads
isn't this a good thing? I'd rather know the selection panel were at least considering these things than letting the players run roughshod all over them
Landon Bennett
this is objectively the worst thing I've ever seen
Aiden Jones
whipping up some elite memes out of that video lads
Sebastian Ramirez
>fight club isn't a happy ending full pleb
Kevin Ward
Literally forgot we were playing today, too busy watching Trump get triggered.
Let's continue our discussion about the relation between manlet status and success in cricket. It's surely no coincidence that Watshit is 6'.
Jacob Lee
what is the world's obsession with the us presidency? i don't get it
Nathan Myers
with all the americans on the internet it's impossible not to notice what goes on
Noah Bell
I haven't really followed previous US elections but this one has been so entertaining, especially the Republican primaries with Trump being the most unconventional political candidate I can recall that has a legit shot.
Aaron Howard
If Trump gets in and immediately starts WW3 because a European politician called him insane, we're going to have to back his stupid arse up with boots on the ground.
Ayden Thompson
kek, Australia will literally ditch America at that point
Nicholas Cox
finishing up the editing lads, expect a release soon
Charles Collins
wouldn't be so sure about that
Jace Anderson
perfect way to spend my evening Tbh
Jace Rivera
*dabs*
Jose Scott
kek not bad
Noah Murphy
So then Trump declares war on us for deserting him.
Clinton is pretty shit, but I'd rather her than Cheeto Benito.
Eli Morris
Tbh
I'm glad I'm not American because both are objectively awful
Xavier Turner
This election is like getting to choose an STD
Jonathan Flores
I kind of want Trump to win, not that I'd admit it to anyone irl. I have this morbid sense of curiosity to see what would happen. Clinton would just be more of the same, with probably a bit more corruption.
Noah Fisher
I literally feel the same
Jason Wright
ayy lmao
Michael Johnson
Same Plus the butthurt would be hilarious
Joshua King
the verdict is in lads, blue ruin is elite and I highly recommend it
Jeremiah Parker
it's also fucking miserable and will ruin your day
Noah Brown
Saw Colly again last night lads
Tyler Robinson
lads i appreciate your company
Christian Morris
me too
Austin Bell
breddy good
Kayden Thomas
why did 'king hit' seemingly get completely redefined in the media as 'coward punch' ? Never seen anything like this before
It would sort of be like if the entire media decided to stop calling IS as ISIS/ISIL/Daesh, and instead started calling them 'big bad meanies'
Alexander Morales
RIP
Julian Long
F
Alexander Young
To try to make it seem like a pathetic thing to do instead of manly and elite. They literally said they were doing that when the change happened
Leo Watson
Forever in >our hearts
Daniel Walker
I can't believe David Hookes is actually gone, it just doesn't seem real.
Henry Lewis
Quality
Alexander Anderson
Is there anything worse than film students trying to be deep?
Blake Rivera
im kind of glad I never had to watch Max Walker. That skip triggers the fuck out of my autism
Luke Reyes
>oooooòoooh i am the ghost of max walker give me my sticky
Seriously though lads, chappeli and lawry dont have much time left in them
Benjamin Morgan
Based Reality Check
Elijah Gray
Is walking up behind someone and shooting them in the back of the head considered a coward shot?
Andrew Clark
Lawry will hit me the hardest Tbh since that will be the end of the big 3 commentators
Austin Lewis
>big 3 Nah m8, tubbs has plenty of life in him
Noah Hill
Good post
Jose Cooper
>big 3 >not big 4
Parker Wood
no one gives a shit about Ian Chappell
Logan Turner
>ywn be alive for WSC >ywn experience the Super Tests why fucking live
Cricket will literally never be better
>LEE FUGG LE JAPELLI XDDDD :D ;D XDDDDDDDDDDDD AMI INFORMED NOW?
Sebastian Kelly
Kys
Isaac Bailey
kYS
Gabriel Watson
Kys
Charles Gray
Kys
Levi Edwards
Kys
Joshua Clark
saw daniel today lads
Colton James
Kys
Gavin Brooks
Just killed myself lads
Ethan Miller
Kys
Grayson Evans
Fat humo gay
Aiden King
wow cyber bullying has to stop people
Easton Young
Is Max Walker related to Max Glennwell?
Joseph Perry
Based threadcunt. Seen any faces today lad?
Xavier Lopez
You now remember Daniel saying that it was his immense strength of will that saved him from emotional damage from /cric/
Justin Cruz
>Zampa >25 ODI wickets at an average of 22 in 13 matches
Gary on suicide watch
Brandon Cook
Don't think anyone wants his test form ruined by pyjama bowling Tbh
Christian Edwards
whats for dinner lads
Levi Gray
fuck me swinging that's an abomination
Noah Green
Throw on a handful of nutri grain and then we're talking
Andrew Campbell
wut
Cooper Morgan
I think you mean to open that with "was" lad
Adam Morris
Fat hump gay
Angel Turner
the colonel stacker is 'here to stay' lads
Aaron Roberts
Best news of the week lad
Nathan Ortiz
...
Brayden Carter
How will >our guys do today?
Joshua Cox
Pete Handscomb here, ama
Jacob Cook
Been looking at the data lads
Thomas Cooper
What does the data say about these digits?
Lucas Nguyen
dunno mate, I'm just looking at it at this point
Dominic Perry
You're an embarrassment to this community. My digits tell the real story
Bentley Hughes
stop fucking around with keeping, peter
Adrian Collins
5
Charles Nguyen
...
Tyler Richardson
Playing in the BBL again this season mate?
Ryan Brown
yeah mate, wouldn't miss it for the world
Camden Cox
How big's KP's dick?
Brayden Parker
Ask big Johnny Hastings! Ahaha
Jonathan Roberts
Neeshit Inc
Angel Perez
which wbbl girls have you fugged?
Adam Myers
I respect their skill as cricketers too much for that mate
Ethan Russell
>the entire fucking state of south australia has lost power
kek
KEK
K-E-K
Liam Evans
Bangladesh on suicide watch
Nathaniel Russell
>I am not just a big hitter, I am a big eater too - Shahzad
I'm going to figure out how to attract women. My buddy has begun going out with a 10 mainly because 2 months ago he joined an internet site named Master Attraction (Google it if you desire to know more.) I'm envious because I would like to fall madly in love as well. How come it's so difficult? I'm gonna have a look at this Jake Ayres guy's material to check out if it will help someone like me. Funny thing is, my friend previously had Zero joy with girls. How do you change that rapidly?
Jaxson Sanchez
Just bee your self
Asher Wood
Reminder that "renewable" ""energy"" is a big fat fucking joke
Reminder that nuclear is the only sensible option
Nolan Long
literally this
there isn't a single country in the world better suited to nuclear energy than Australia. It's fucking ridiculous that we STILL don't have it yet
Juan Richardson
Nuclear power is great but don't discount renewables lad, we get most of our power from hydroelectric
Elijah Russell
you just know
Adrian Taylor
This, hydro has been great for Vic and Tas
Joseph Brooks
I believe in Mosaddek Hossain
Isaiah Flores
Fat girls constantly approach me lads
P disgusted desu
Gabriel Lee
I once got groped by a hamplanet at Death Grips' set at the Big Day Out in 2012 horrible memory that ruined the band for me Tbh, can't even listen to them anymore without being reminded of it
Nathan Cruz
Bangladesh are unironically okay in pyjama now
Gabriel Green
>struggling against Afghanistan Kys
Carter Jackson
Afghanistan are unironically okay too
Jonathan Adams
based Mosaddek is hitting them around the park lad
Christian Nguyen
you have a seriously warped perception of what 'okay' means in the context of international cricket
Jackson Ross
lmao
Jayden Rodriguez
Not really, only one bloke batted well and he was a literal >who?
Michael Watson
anyone better than Ireland qualifies as "okay"
Juan Evans
So then, according to you, every single team that will qualify for the next World Cup is 'okay' or better
Nice "scale" you have there
Julian Bailey
Ausbro's, objectively speaking, which city is better: Melbourne or Sydney
Jose Cook
ty
Landon Gray
Melbourne. Sydney looks nicer but is worse to live in. Both objectively fantastic cities though.
Jace Evans
1. GOAT 2-3 Great 4-5 Good 6-8 Okay 9-12 BAD
Henry Allen
It really depends where in Sydney you are talking about
Anything in the East or North of Sydney shits all over anything in Melbourne
Western Sydney.... you may aswell stay in South Africa
Owen Adams
Truthbomb: the lower north shore of Sydney is objectively the best area to live in on the planet
Henry Wilson
...
Jaxson Edwards
'no' Melbourne is a better city overall and this is an objective, unbiased truthbomb from a tasmanian who has lived in both cities. YOU unironically think fucking Canberra is nice and your opinion carries no weight whatsoever.
Jeremiah Lee
Would fug Maria Nur
Jayden Turner
I'm not talking about the Sydney or Melbourne cities you moron
>nironically think fucking Canberra is nice It is for certain people. I happen to like quite, organised and expansive suburbia and I like it for those reasons. But clearly there are many people who do not and I'd never unironically say Canberra is one of the best places in the world.
But in terms of the complete package: demographics, aesthetics, living standards, facilities, opportunities, safety, weather etc, the lower north shore is easily the best place I have ever lived, and I am certainly far more travelled than you are.
>from a tasmanian opinion discarded
Parker Phillips
Being upper middle class in Auckland is pretty GOAT lad
Jace Davis
WE BACK ON LADS
Carter Mitchell
>not taking the condition of the pitch into account kys
Zachary Robinson
based sir Salauddin
Liam Roberts
Hi
Benjamin Gray
You nervous lad? PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT BIG STRONG SOUVLAKI
Kayden Mitchell
>It's another Afghanistan give up a sure thing by playing retarded shots episode
Lucas Taylor
Just stopping by to casually inform all of you that this year's AFL Grand Final will be won by the Sydney Swans.
Dominic Ramirez
pretty sure you tipped GWS
Luis Peterson
But who will win the cricket?
Michael Wilson
thoughts on the obviously manufactured Bulldogs """success"""
Carson Parker
GWS game was clearly fixed to set up the narrative of muh grassroots club vs muh marketing team.
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if the AFL rig it next year so that it's GWS vs Bulldogs Grand Final.
Owen Smith
Afghans gonna collapse again
Julian Diaz
Hmmm I don't think so lad
Bentley Cox
Anything to keep the dons at the bottom of the ladder, hey? I'm still literally shaking with rage over Hird being assassinated and the talk of Watson losing his Brownlow.
Luis Morgan
20 years or so of being a test playing nation and what do the bangladeshis have to show for it? fuck all imo
Cooper Turner
Overslept for a class again lads
Justin Hughes
telling your parents you're dropping out will be a hard conversation
Justin Baker
"18"
Jayden Nelson
surely afghan can't lose this
Blake Stewart
More than Zimzam at least
Juan Davis
13 off 18 with 3 wickets in hand. Bangla got this.
Carter Bell
famous last words
Jackson Scott
Zimbabwe were New Zealand tier for a while tbf
Carter Peterson
Where's this Mustafizur bloke
Ryder Parker
11 off 12 needed now. Pressure building.
Owen Lee
Bangladesh could have had another 12 in hand if they didn't give away that last wicket
Jackson Nelson
wew
Dominic Russell
"28"
Tyler Miller
>losing the game with a wide
Josiah Rivera
what a way to end it
Adrian Adams
right, off to bed lads
Mason Hill
>Banglacunt never returns
Wyatt Lopez
>african cricket will die in your lifetime
Jackson Gomez
I unironically leave /cric/ for a few days if Australia lose Tbh
Mason Wilson
>Bangla got this nice proxy injured >Malaysia will never be a test nation >Namibia
and finally execute Mushfiq!
Aaron Cook
do you think bangladesh cricket will ever gets its shit together to a reasonable level?
Easton Bailey
Yes it will. There are decent players coming through the circuit now more than ever. One of the main things holding the team back is the cucked administration( this was the team's first ODI series in 11 fucking months). The talent and passion will always be there.
You may laugh at me for saying this but I unironically believe this team can banglawash the England side in the upcoming series if they can get their batting in order.
I've watched daniel's "film" for the fourth time now still have absolutely no fucking clue what he's attempting to imply by any of this
Cooper Clark
Is the Slovakian u15 cricket team better than the Slovenian u15 cricket team?
Colton Gomez
Being on the ICC website or?
Blake White
>"Four months in India takes a lot out of you and it was straight from there to West Indies,” de Kock said of South Africa's recent schedule. "That's five months out of the country and constant cricket. It's tough. "That's why I think some of the Aussies are blaming their fingers to go home early." yeah, the guy who played a total of three (3) games is too tired
Kys le cock
Aaron Kelly
Getting genuinely disturbed at these trannies on the twitter lads
Grayson James
Yeah lad, the prime minister just acknowledged that
Luis Fisher
Double sided full page ad for the South African test on the back of today'a newspaper lads. Probably the first ad I've seen for cricket in a good decade at the very least.
Jackson Jenkins
really? So Malaysian cricket is actually a thing and not just a meme you've been pushing?
Matthew Kelly
jawbreaker are so fucking elite lads Bivouac is a masterpiece and Unfun is a solid 7.5/10
Leo Diaz
I was joking about the Prime Minister thing but cricket in Malaysia certainly isn't a meme. It's constantly expanding and will definitely become a big sport soon
Is Kohli a fucking moron? Kumble has now admitted that he has absolutely no problem with Pujara's strike rate (rightfully) which means is it is Kohli and ONLY Kohli who is shitting all over him and saying he needs to quicken up
Is he just seethingly jealous that Pujara is a better test batsman than him
Kevin Brown
The entire """debate""" is fucking stupid anyway. If your strike rate is above 40 then no one should give a shit. Even if its 30-40 it isn't a problem so long as you fit the team dynamic. He's no Trevor fucking Bailey
Adam Turner
>strike rate in tests unless you need quick runs to set a total who fucking cares
I know it's a cliche but T20 really has ruined how some people including players view test cricket
Landon Reed
it depends on the other player at the crease tbqhwyrn cowan having a shit strike rate ended up working against warner, while rogers was a much better fit since he didn't completely dry up scoring for an over its also important to be able to rotate the strike in the subcontinent, but pujara isn't nearly slow enough to make that a problem
Gabriel Bennett
Wish I could
Julian Sanchez
Feel bad for all the saffers that bought tickets to the ODI lads, apparently joburg is sold out. They're expecting another GOAT series and instead are going to get Scott fucking Boland
Jason Davis
reminder
Angel Anderson
Kek, wood is kill too
Finn lives another day
Matthew Perez
Trent Copeland here, ama
Dominic Wright
...
Sebastian Phillips
Jesus H Christ what are they doing
Michael Sullivan
...
Adrian Thompson
you're aware you are being baited the fuck out?
it's not me in this instance, but half the time someone is wog roleplaying* in au/sp/ its me. And just like me, I assume this guy is doing it mostly ironically because you can GUARANTEE dozens of (you)'s from insecure bogans when The World Game™ is mentioned, just as is happening in that thread.
*partial roleplaying - i am from a european family and i do like soccer (far prefer cricket tho). I also despise the existence of Cuckby Plebgue so I'd be more than happy for soccer to succeed in this country at its expense
Caleb Miller
kys krazyfucker
Jaxson Jackson
>Stokes and Ali are (probably) two of Englands four top paid players its honestly laughable. They are both nothing beyond average at any discipline in any format
Caleb Sanders
we are all in here
Ethan Jenkins
For straffo
Ryan Torres
england need stokes because they are a mediocre side and on his day he is a match winner
if they had a good side they could fuck him off until he developed some consistency
Samuel Hughes
they literally can tell him to fuck off Woakes is a better allrounder and they bat down to 9. The top order is their problem
Anthony Lopez
Lads /afl/ is unearthing some MWNN gold
Jeremiah Foster
...
Angel Wood
If they are 'mediocre', its because their team is stacked with bullshit bits and pieces players like Stokes and Ali
as said, Woakes is the only alrounder they have worth shit. Why? Because he actually gets into the team on his bowling alone. His batting is a bonus. Stokes and Ali wouldnt get into any team based on either their batting or bowling. Stokes has literally one good game a year (two of his three good performances havent even resulted in victories) and is otherwise mediocre. That isnt enough to justify selection
Thomas Allen
WTF why have some of the Matador matches been moved from GOATney?
Perth is literally a deserted shithole in the midst of a crippling recession.
North Sydney Oval and Drummoyne are comfy as fuck for this meme
Henry Jones
>can't reach post limit after 2 days Nice dead "sport" you have here
Evan Martin
if you just fucking watched it then it wouldn't be so dead would it?
Carter Nguyen
maybe they want to get more than a dozen people through the gate
Josiah Robinson
to be fair a dozen North Sydney residents would likely have a greater combined value than the entire "state" of Western Australia
Connor Evans
>m-muh north sydney so goat
literally kill yourself you autistic fuck
Mason Rogers
...
Gavin Bell
autism
Blake Morris
I just read two articles. The first about a fly in Kosciuszko national park that has adapted to walk with its penis. The second about a quoll in the NT that dies due to sex.
Really makes me wonder where my life went so wrong.
Parker Howard
mate it's painfully fucking obvious every time you do it, and you are NOT behind anything close to half of it
Asher Powell
I've been running heroics with goosey
Jace Rodriguez
India and Pakistan are literally about to go to war lads, cricket is cancelled
Ayden Bell
reminder that Kashmir is rightful Chinese clay
Bentley Sanders
are we talking real or fake (communist) china
Grayson Hill
fucking indians always ruining cricket
Christopher Johnson
>two nuclear powers >going to war with each other yeah, okay
Logan Phillips
>Two Pakistani soldiers were killed after clashes with Indian troops in the disputed region of Kashmir, Pakistan's military said.
>The Indian army said it had conducted "surgical attacks" across the de-facto border between the two countries to foil a "terrorist attack," according to India's Director General of Military Operations. >But Pakistan insisted that no incursion had taken place into the territory it controls, saying there had only been an exchange of fire. It promised a "forceful response".
It's LITERALLY happening
Aiden Harris
I wonder what happened to that kashmiri curry that used to post here. I want to hear some stories about the oppressive rule of india
Tyler Myers
Kashmir should be independent just so >we can get another test cricket playing nation
Caleb Price
>american
Bentley Peterson
stuff like that has pretty much happened for decades every couple of years
William Sullivan
screencapping this so I can mock you tomorrow when world war three breaks out
Nicholas Williams
>WORMstralia will never be nuked in a war since they're the most irrelevant nation on earth feels bad man
Lincoln Jackson
k
Brody Harris
He only posts in Cred Forums these days
They're pretty shit tbẖ
Julian Wood
just texted a girl "dik?" lads, I'll get back to you on it tomorrow