/bandaslaga/

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The real question is, are there any coaches out there who could do better?

Everyone who says Keller will die in his sleep tonight.

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Kimmich looks creepy.

*are there any coaches available

Kimmich is such a fuccboi

true

So I assume that we are going to watch the BVB/RM match tonight?

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Well, after all...
*puts on sunglasses*
... he has a point.

ba-dum-tss

>dat flag
>dat pun

Fucking Carlos at it again.

'ello

good photo

16:00
Dortmund U19 - Madrid U19

BVB: Bansen - Schwermann, Fritsch, Pieper, Schumacher - Burnic, Laukart - Bruun Larsen, Beste - Arweiler, Amenydo

Jens Kelleeer, Jens Kelleeer,
zieht sein Bier immer schneller

Goooooooood morning!
Dortmund 3-0 Real

Who is this semen demon?

One of those days where I miss living close to Parken.

What a cuck

good post

Atlanta United announces the hiring of head coach Tata Martino, former Barcelona & Argentina manager

hello i am here now

ugh

...

How are you today lad

pretty tired

death helps against this

go away

i guess

no

Stop

thanks

and you fuck off too.

why?

>/bully/liga

>not having a /bundes/ bully persona

fuck off

i only used that on matchdays

*use

make me

>/bundes/

Literally Cred Forums tier.

yes
never understood why he was apointed barca coach. he is terrible

only when I'm drunk

Claudemir returning to Copenhagen tonight. I'm sure it will be emotional.
I wish I was able to watch BT Sport without streaming. Their goal show (simulcast) is great.

>tfw found an absolutely excellent €7 wine

what's a claudemir?

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it's quite the opposite but ok

A Brazilian football player.

I just got reminded that a friend of mine has her birthday today so I can't watch the game with you. :_:

>having non-/bundes/ friends

>Liverpool CEO Ian Ayre to take over as general manager of 1860 Munich at end of season
wtf??????????????

I know.

I know......

wew

>buyern

good post

yes

goodbye

How can they even afford him?

too bad she's dead

your dead

Nah, we're not that good.

Real Madrid: Keylor Navas, Carvajal, Ramos, Varane, Danilo, Kroos, Modric, James Rodriguez, Bale, Ronaldo, Benzema

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

>yurofags said that we were delusional for believing the Martino to Atlanta rumors

>it fucking happened

/mls/ here. We are growing stronger

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they should win against brugge

Dortmund: Bürki, Piszczek, Sokratis, Ginter, Schmelzer, Weigl, Castro, Dembélé, Götze, Guerreiro, Aubameyang

im going to germany to watch dortmund play soon

amything eles worth doing while in town?

Yes. Anything but a win would be a big disappointment

Unsere Bank: // Our subs: Weidenfeller, Mor, Rode, Ramos, Schürrle, Pulisic, Passlack

Leverkusen: Leno - Henrichs, Toprak, Tah, Bender - Calhanoglu, Kampl, Aranguiz, Brandt - Chicharito, Volland

did you photoshop kimmich? no way he looks liked that. i liked him so much. he cant be dare i say it gay

It's straight from Bayern's twitter account. I, too, was shocked when I saw him.

Will Cheech score again today? I've read that he has been playing well recently.

I'm not a Chichafag but it's amazing to me how a player like him scores that much.

i remember watching his first video on the bayern youtube channel when there were picking clothes for the team photoshot. he was such a nice guy. he liked the look of the hat so much he was the only one to wear. it was so likeable and now he looks like a metasexual cucklord. maybe its just a phase and goes back to casual looking like lahm

Yes, I haven't watched that video but I completely agree.

This augmented reality shit where they walk around on the pitch from Sky is fucking embarrassing.

go to Düsseldorf

found it youtube.com/watch?v=b2feuU6dDJo

I have him as captain in my fantasy football team

nice, good luck today then

knutschi

kys

evil kysimark pls

I wrote it in Danish

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Watching Dortmund v Real exclusively

Listening to FC Kobenhavn v Club Brugge exclusively

Hmm

Reminder that Aranguiz is GOAT and germans are wasting his talent

>no yellow

The Football Association confirm Sam Allardyce leaves his post as England manager after 67 days by mutual agreement

P3 (Danish radio station) has the best football commentary in the world probably

He can complain once he doesn't miss penalties

I was upset when he got injured

I think he had to go. I wonder if the Telegraph would have tried the sting if he wasn't a rough northerner.

Burki isn't an ambiturner

Real's players all look massive, are they all on steroids?

have a "ü"

>Parken not sold out
lol

interesting game so far

>Navas

>name thread a little bit different
>janni completely outplayed
now i know why they do it for free

>Gerrard

good post

Fuck

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU

wait

di maria is back?

I'm here to talk Copenhagen

For fucks sake Germany.

Hello

I feel happy

A referee makes about €5,400 from a Champions League match.

don't you support both teams?

Just Wolfsburg and Real,- now

BVB turned out to be a turd choice. Too many bandwagoners around

They look solid they'll break through

yeah sure

Yes but what are they waiting for

Yes

Who will be gone first? Schmidt or Weinzierl?

thats nothing why would anyone put themself under the pressure of refereing a game which outcomes can iffluence millions of dollats for 5k.

Well I guess most referees have a real job so €5,400 a few times a year plus what they get from domestic games is a nice bonus and they can always walk away and devote their full time to their other career.

noway. i thought only in germany refs have real jobs aswell because of MAH TRADTITION. paying ref real money and making them accountable for their mistakes would benifit the game a lot i think.

JA

The Danish FA is doing a trial with two full time professional referees atm, but yeah it's probably only England (I don't know about Spain and Italy) that has full time refs.

The problem is who pays. The money has to come from somewhere and I know that a lot of Danish refs were not necessarily pro full time professionalism since they'd still make more from their civil career plus game money than if they were on a monthly wage from the FA.

Solbakken needs to bring on Toutouh from the start of the second half.

>I Danmark er fodbolddommere organiseret i Dansk Fodbolddommer-Union, som dækker de regionale områder. Dommere over hele Danmark er ligeledes medlemmer af fodbolddommerklubber i deres område. De lokale dommerklubber står for påsætningen af dommere til titusindvis af lokale kampe hvert år. Der har i de senere år været en stigende mangel på dommere til at påtage sig dommergerningen i lokaluniorne, hvilket har medfort mange dommerlose kampe. [2]. Dansk Boldspil-Union har i de senere år iværksat mange initiativer til rekruttering af nye dommere, bl.a. det såkaldt "Projekt Anspirantjæger", der indtil videre har skaffet en del nye dommere til dommerklubberne [3].
interesting

WHO PAYS, WHO PAYS, WHO PAYS. WHAT THE FUCK.

My uncle refs in the lower lower divisions and recently was called in as a last-minute substitute for some other guy and got to be a linesman for a showgame featuring ex national team players against a local club.

He said Stig Tofting gave gim a lot of stick. Must have been fun.

I don't get it

>He said Stig Tofting gave gim a lot of stick
bit gay desu

Oh and apparently a classic joke is footballers asking linesmen if the girl watching on the other side of the pitch was pretty since they kept waving at her.

I wonder what score that game will end up?

Probably FCK winning by one or two goals to nil

Okay sorry I got it just as I clicked submit

>leicester winning their group
lel

I'm starting a one year research fellowship in Erlangen soon, if I don't speak German how boned am i

1-0
OG by Brugge

>Erlangen

Have fun

An exciting career as one of /bundes/ most notorious shitposters awaits you.

Thanks

Penalty for FCK but Augustinsson misses

LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD

Delaney with one of the best goals ever
2-0

Bremen's saviour
dailymotion.com/embed/video/x4uz2qf

And now 3-0
Santander

Stupid Germans, letting Halal to win.

I hate you guys.

Denmark having a good evening in the Championship too.
Bendtner with a goal and Vibe with a goal plus two assists.

not boned at all i guess?

How about some Copenhagen dip for your asshole, Club brugge

HAHAHAHAHA
>DIRTMUND

SO FUCKING BAD
get fucked

i like to laugh at shareholders aswell but real is the most disgusting firm in the business

Congratulations, hope Copenhagen gets an easy draw if they make it.

>juve scoring more than 1 goal
whats going on here?

CHEECH

>Zagreb

do i need to say more?

I thought dortmund were good?

Don't they score goals for fun? Or is that just against German teams?

Makes you think............

Bundesliga is shit desu

they only playd sub par teams so far

real is the first """good""" team

good afternoon
that wasn't me

>we're gonna win the triple, la, this year is our year, we're such a small club
>we're gonna top our CL group, la, we're such a small club
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>at least we're gonna make it to the semi final, la
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>at least we're gonna win the cup and league, la
>at least we're gonna win the league, la
>we're gonna finish 2nd, la
>we got top4, la, CL next season, la, we're such a small club and still made it this far, la, YNWA

Dortmund is literally the German Liverpool
the fans are just as ugly lol

all the meaningless crosses ugh

Good evening

Glad to see Pulishit is getting exposed

This.

Heja BVB

COMEBACK

hehehe

inb4 thread alive again

you guys are so fucking pathetic, never post when Dortmund is losing

this is why the board hates you

apologize, /bundes/

4-0
Zanka

You have to know Dortmund Fans are Hipster-Nu-Male-Cucks with no real interest in Soccer. My flatmate keeps pestering me over Schalke but has watched only one game this season so far pulling his kit out for once. At the moment he is rather spending the evening with his gf. Absolutely pathetic.

I have him on my fantasy football team

it's so fucking irritating

they only post when Dortmund scores
>yay Dortmund scored! ^_^

then complain midweek about the thread being shit

holy shit fuck
let's discuss the actual game and not just post "hurray my team scored"

AHAHAHAHA NEVERKUSEN

>neverkusen

>LEDERBUSEN

>neverkusen
Hahahahahaha

EVERY SINGLE TIME

what a joke of team lol

Oh mein Gott wie kann man nur so scheiße sein!?

Leverkusen is the most frustrating team to watch and I don't even support them.

VIDEOBEWEIS WANN?

spot the mistake

Copenhagen scored four

correct

there is another one tho

>neverkusen

Why the hell did he sign that contract with Bremen. Should have just waited until January and gone to a proper club.
I guess he can always gope they go down in the summer so it will be easier for him to move on.

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Vestergaard made him do it, innit

>parking the helicopter

Hello I'm back.

"""""""""""bavarians""""""""""

So, did you hear this one?

A german nigger, an austrian filipino-nigger, a french muslim pedophile and a chilene wannabe Cholo walk into a tram...

go on

the german nigger twisted his ankle while following his 30min change of shoes routine.

the filipino-nigger reads an interesting article about cow urine.

the frenchy gets mad and grabs the conductor by the face

the Chilene says "fuck this" spreads his arms escapes through the window and flies away.

tell me when you got it.

No I don't get it.

good night

FAGS