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BVB vs. RealMad and B04 vs. Monaco today.
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WHYYYYYYY
Good afternoon
is this /bundes/?
Is this /bundes/
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are you mods?
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I do it for free
It's a bit of an odd time to extend really. He's not been bad, but he's not been great either, and he doesn't really seem to have a plan.
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The real question is, are there any coaches out there who could do better?
Everyone who says Keller will die in his sleep tonight.
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Kimmich looks creepy.
*are there any coaches available
Kimmich is such a fuccboi
true
So I assume that we are going to watch the BVB/RM match tonight?
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Well, after all...
*puts on sunglasses*
... he has a point.
ba-dum-tss
>dat flag
>dat pun
Fucking Carlos at it again.
'ello
good photo
16:00
Dortmund U19 - Madrid U19
BVB: Bansen - Schwermann, Fritsch, Pieper, Schumacher - Burnic, Laukart - Bruun Larsen, Beste - Arweiler, Amenydo
Jens Kelleeer, Jens Kelleeer,
zieht sein Bier immer schneller
Goooooooood morning!
Dortmund 3-0 Real
Who is this semen demon?
One of those days where I miss living close to Parken.
What a cuck
good post
Atlanta United announces the hiring of head coach Tata Martino, former Barcelona & Argentina manager
hello i am here now
ugh
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How are you today lad
pretty tired
death helps against this
go away
i guess
no
Stop
thanks
and you fuck off too.
why?
>/bully/liga
>not having a /bundes/ bully persona
fuck off
i only used that on matchdays
*use
make me
>/bundes/
Literally Cred Forums tier.
yes
never understood why he was apointed barca coach. he is terrible
only when I'm drunk
Claudemir returning to Copenhagen tonight. I'm sure it will be emotional.
I wish I was able to watch BT Sport without streaming. Their goal show (simulcast) is great.
>tfw found an absolutely excellent €7 wine
what's a claudemir?
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it's quite the opposite but ok
A Brazilian football player.
I just got reminded that a friend of mine has her birthday today so I can't watch the game with you. :_:
>having non-/bundes/ friends
>Liverpool CEO Ian Ayre to take over as general manager of 1860 Munich at end of season
wtf??????????????
I know.
I know......
wew
>buyern
good post
yes
goodbye
How can they even afford him?
too bad she's dead
your dead
Nah, we're not that good.
Real Madrid: Keylor Navas, Carvajal, Ramos, Varane, Danilo, Kroos, Modric, James Rodriguez, Bale, Ronaldo, Benzema
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>yurofags said that we were delusional for believing the Martino to Atlanta rumors
>it fucking happened
/mls/ here. We are growing stronger
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they should win against brugge
Dortmund: Bürki, Piszczek, Sokratis, Ginter, Schmelzer, Weigl, Castro, Dembélé, Götze, Guerreiro, Aubameyang
im going to germany to watch dortmund play soon
amything eles worth doing while in town?
Yes. Anything but a win would be a big disappointment
Unsere Bank: // Our subs: Weidenfeller, Mor, Rode, Ramos, Schürrle, Pulisic, Passlack
Leverkusen: Leno - Henrichs, Toprak, Tah, Bender - Calhanoglu, Kampl, Aranguiz, Brandt - Chicharito, Volland
did you photoshop kimmich? no way he looks liked that. i liked him so much. he cant be dare i say it gay
It's straight from Bayern's twitter account. I, too, was shocked when I saw him.
Will Cheech score again today? I've read that he has been playing well recently.
I'm not a Chichafag but it's amazing to me how a player like him scores that much.
i remember watching his first video on the bayern youtube channel when there were picking clothes for the team photoshot. he was such a nice guy. he liked the look of the hat so much he was the only one to wear. it was so likeable and now he looks like a metasexual cucklord. maybe its just a phase and goes back to casual looking like lahm
Yes, I haven't watched that video but I completely agree.
This augmented reality shit where they walk around on the pitch from Sky is fucking embarrassing.
go to Düsseldorf
found it youtube.com
I have him as captain in my fantasy football team
nice, good luck today then
knutschi
kys
evil kysimark pls
I wrote it in Danish
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Watching Dortmund v Real exclusively
Listening to FC Kobenhavn v Club Brugge exclusively
Hmm
Reminder that Aranguiz is GOAT and germans are wasting his talent
>no yellow
The Football Association confirm Sam Allardyce leaves his post as England manager after 67 days by mutual agreement
P3 (Danish radio station) has the best football commentary in the world probably
He can complain once he doesn't miss penalties
I was upset when he got injured
I think he had to go. I wonder if the Telegraph would have tried the sting if he wasn't a rough northerner.
Burki isn't an ambiturner
Real's players all look massive, are they all on steroids?
have a "ü"
>Parken not sold out
lol
interesting game so far
>Navas
>name thread a little bit different
>janni completely outplayed
now i know why they do it for free
>Gerrard
good post
Fuck
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
wait
di maria is back?
I'm here to talk Copenhagen
For fucks sake Germany.
Hello
I feel happy
A referee makes about €5,400 from a Champions League match.
don't you support both teams?
Just Wolfsburg and Real,- now
BVB turned out to be a turd choice. Too many bandwagoners around
They look solid they'll break through
yeah sure
Yes but what are they waiting for
Yes
Who will be gone first? Schmidt or Weinzierl?
thats nothing why would anyone put themself under the pressure of refereing a game which outcomes can iffluence millions of dollats for 5k.
Well I guess most referees have a real job so €5,400 a few times a year plus what they get from domestic games is a nice bonus and they can always walk away and devote their full time to their other career.
noway. i thought only in germany refs have real jobs aswell because of MAH TRADTITION. paying ref real money and making them accountable for their mistakes would benifit the game a lot i think.
JA
The Danish FA is doing a trial with two full time professional referees atm, but yeah it's probably only England (I don't know about Spain and Italy) that has full time refs.
The problem is who pays. The money has to come from somewhere and I know that a lot of Danish refs were not necessarily pro full time professionalism since they'd still make more from their civil career plus game money than if they were on a monthly wage from the FA.
Solbakken needs to bring on Toutouh from the start of the second half.
>I Danmark er fodbolddommere organiseret i Dansk Fodbolddommer-Union, som dækker de regionale områder. Dommere over hele Danmark er ligeledes medlemmer af fodbolddommerklubber i deres område. De lokale dommerklubber står for påsætningen af dommere til titusindvis af lokale kampe hvert år. Der har i de senere år været en stigende mangel på dommere til at påtage sig dommergerningen i lokaluniorne, hvilket har medfort mange dommerlose kampe. [2]. Dansk Boldspil-Union har i de senere år iværksat mange initiativer til rekruttering af nye dommere, bl.a. det såkaldt "Projekt Anspirantjæger", der indtil videre har skaffet en del nye dommere til dommerklubberne [3].
interesting
WHO PAYS, WHO PAYS, WHO PAYS. WHAT THE FUCK.
My uncle refs in the lower lower divisions and recently was called in as a last-minute substitute for some other guy and got to be a linesman for a showgame featuring ex national team players against a local club.
He said Stig Tofting gave gim a lot of stick. Must have been fun.
I don't get it
>He said Stig Tofting gave gim a lot of stick
bit gay desu
Oh and apparently a classic joke is footballers asking linesmen if the girl watching on the other side of the pitch was pretty since they kept waving at her.
I wonder what score that game will end up?
Probably FCK winning by one or two goals to nil
Okay sorry I got it just as I clicked submit
>leicester winning their group
lel
I'm starting a one year research fellowship in Erlangen soon, if I don't speak German how boned am i
1-0
OG by Brugge
>Erlangen
Have fun
An exciting career as one of /bundes/ most notorious shitposters awaits you.
Thanks
Penalty for FCK but Augustinsson misses
LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD LORD
Delaney with one of the best goals ever
2-0
Bremen's saviour
dailymotion.com
And now 3-0
Santander
Stupid Germans, letting Halal to win.
I hate you guys.
Denmark having a good evening in the Championship too.
Bendtner with a goal and Vibe with a goal plus two assists.
not boned at all i guess?
How about some Copenhagen dip for your asshole, Club brugge
HAHAHAHAHA
>DIRTMUND
SO FUCKING BAD
get fucked
i like to laugh at shareholders aswell but real is the most disgusting firm in the business
Congratulations, hope Copenhagen gets an easy draw if they make it.
>juve scoring more than 1 goal
whats going on here?
CHEECH
>Zagreb
do i need to say more?
I thought dortmund were good?
Don't they score goals for fun? Or is that just against German teams?
Makes you think............
Bundesliga is shit desu
they only playd sub par teams so far
real is the first """good""" team
good afternoon
that wasn't me
>we're gonna win the triple, la, this year is our year, we're such a small club
>we're gonna top our CL group, la, we're such a small club
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>at least we're gonna make it to the semi final, la
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>at least we're gonna win the cup and league, la
>at least we're gonna win the league, la
>we're gonna finish 2nd, la
>we got top4, la, CL next season, la, we're such a small club and still made it this far, la, YNWA
Dortmund is literally the German Liverpool
the fans are just as ugly lol
all the meaningless crosses ugh
Good evening
Glad to see Pulishit is getting exposed
This.
Heja BVB
COMEBACK
hehehe
inb4 thread alive again
you guys are so fucking pathetic, never post when Dortmund is losing
this is why the board hates you
apologize, /bundes/
4-0
Zanka
You have to know Dortmund Fans are Hipster-Nu-Male-Cucks with no real interest in Soccer. My flatmate keeps pestering me over Schalke but has watched only one game this season so far pulling his kit out for once. At the moment he is rather spending the evening with his gf. Absolutely pathetic.
I have him on my fantasy football team
it's so fucking irritating
they only post when Dortmund scores
>yay Dortmund scored! ^_^
then complain midweek about the thread being shit
holy shit fuck
let's discuss the actual game and not just post "hurray my team scored"
AHAHAHAHA NEVERKUSEN
>neverkusen
>LEDERBUSEN
>neverkusen
Hahahahahaha
EVERY SINGLE TIME
what a joke of team lol
Oh mein Gott wie kann man nur so scheiße sein!?
Leverkusen is the most frustrating team to watch and I don't even support them.
VIDEOBEWEIS WANN?
spot the mistake
Copenhagen scored four
correct
there is another one tho
>neverkusen
Why the hell did he sign that contract with Bremen. Should have just waited until January and gone to a proper club.
I guess he can always gope they go down in the summer so it will be easier for him to move on.
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Vestergaard made him do it, innit
>parking the helicopter
Hello I'm back.
"""""""""""bavarians""""""""""
So, did you hear this one?
A german nigger, an austrian filipino-nigger, a french muslim pedophile and a chilene wannabe Cholo walk into a tram...
go on
the german nigger twisted his ankle while following his 30min change of shoes routine.
the filipino-nigger reads an interesting article about cow urine.
the frenchy gets mad and grabs the conductor by the face
the Chilene says "fuck this" spreads his arms escapes through the window and flies away.
tell me when you got it.
No I don't get it.
good night
FAGS