Mark little

>mark little
>he's actually 6'2

It means his job is to man-mark manlet wingers.

>chris smalling
>he's actually 6'3

>jamal blackman
>...

>eden hazard
>not hazardous in the slightest

>lionel messi
>actually a clean person

>michael brown
>is actually white

>paolo negro
>...

looks tan to me

>cristiano ronaldo
>isn't a christian

>Danny Shittu
>Is shit

>Leo Messi
>is actually a pretty clean cut guy

>gianluigi buffon
>isn't a buffoon at all

hes like 40 years old now

>didier deschamps
>not actually a champ this year

>yaya toure
>probably won't give you a tour of the Etihad

bet he would if you gave him a cornetto and a cuddle

>tyler blackett

>Hassan Whiteside
>All sides are actually black

My bunk mate at boot camp was named Whitehead but was probably the darkest black guy I ever had seen


DI made fun of him for it often

Bite your tongue, slanderous swine

>Lucky Whitehead
>ocassionally has bad luck
>head is opposite of white

lucky is a dog's name

>Arsene
>manages Arsenal
What did ingerlanders mean by this?

Have you seen his cock?
That's why