>mark little
>he's actually 6'2
Mark little
It means his job is to man-mark manlet wingers.
>chris smalling
>he's actually 6'3
>jamal blackman
>...
>eden hazard
>not hazardous in the slightest
>lionel messi
>actually a clean person
>michael brown
>is actually white
>paolo negro
>...
looks tan to me
>cristiano ronaldo
>isn't a christian
>Danny Shittu
>Is shit
>Leo Messi
>is actually a pretty clean cut guy
>gianluigi buffon
>isn't a buffoon at all
hes like 40 years old now
>didier deschamps
>not actually a champ this year
>yaya toure
>probably won't give you a tour of the Etihad
bet he would if you gave him a cornetto and a cuddle
>tyler blackett
>Hassan Whiteside
>All sides are actually black
My bunk mate at boot camp was named Whitehead but was probably the darkest black guy I ever had seen
DI made fun of him for it often
Bite your tongue, slanderous swine
>Lucky Whitehead
>ocassionally has bad luck
>head is opposite of white
lucky is a dog's name
>Arsene
>manages Arsenal
What did ingerlanders mean by this?
Have you seen his cock?
That's why