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Shane "Cancer" Watson

t. David Bono

Have some innings break slags to counteract Watson gaying up the thread

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he's clearly on the gear

>The day cricket was ruined in Australia- Shane Watson debuts in 2001/02
>Well how was anyone to know that this single and seemingly innocuous one day match on the 2001/02 tour to South Africa would start a rot that doesnt look ending even today in fucking 2015. Gone are the days where players are picked on merit or performance, the bar has been set low, and the Shane Watson method of has been a blight on our great game, where all you need to do is average 34 as a top 6 batsman to be first picked in the team, not to mention the obligatory dropped catch and 2 overs of slow medium bullshit that my grandma would tonk over the fence.

Pretty good

cricket is gay

Strawpoll lads

Is Steve Smith actually good or is he just a meme?

strawpoll.me/11333727

>missed 2 classes in the morning
Should I drop out lads?

>‘Me and Dennis had a plan,’ he began, ‘which was to kill the pricks. A couple of them had already gone to the hospital. A wicket goes down and out comes this little prick Fletcher. Now the Pavilion at Sydney is at square leg and Dennis is fielding at third man. I’m at the end of my run and I’m ready to kill the prick you know. But Dennis comes running over from third man all the way to square leg and starts abusing Fletcher. I’m getting mad with Dennis because I’m ready you know. I’m warm and it’s coming out well….’

>‘Then Dennis comes running over to me. ‘I’m like, yeah Dennis, I know the plan. Kill him…’

>‘Yeah,’ says Dennis. ‘But I really want you to kill this little prick…’ Then he ran back down to third man. Anyway, first ball, too high. Next ball, adjust the radar… bang… hits him right in the middle of the forehead. Absolutely smack in the middle. I go down to have a look at him and he’s got the most perfect six stitch-marks…’

>'The physio comes on, Bernie Thomas he was called. Fletcher’s staggering all over the place, he can’t see straight. Someone says, ‘He’ll have to go off…’ and Bernie says, ‘he can’t we’ve already got two in the hospital…’ So Bernie pushes him back to the crease…’

>‘So I go back…’ He wiped his eyes again. ‘I go back and you know next ball, BLAM, stumps all over the place. ‘Off you go you little prick…’ I’m saying, and then, here comes Dennis, all the way back up from third man, just to abuse him again as he goes off…’

unironically sort your life out
it's easy to fuck up university and ruin everything for yourself. Get up on time and don't skip games

just popped open a becks lads

shit beer

its not too bad better than anything else u can get in sainsburys t b h

love reading stories about those two, they completely changed the game
I remember an interview with Thomson about one ashes test when Cowdrey got recalled into the side in his 40s. When he came in he went over to introduce himself to Thomson and shake his hand, but Thomson just told him to fuck off and then he and Lillee proceeded to bounce the fuck out of him

>Bernie Thomas
I actually remember reading about that guy, he had to restart a New Zealand number 11's heart after he got hit on the head and collapsed during a series against England the 70s.

uk.reuters.com/article/cricket-australia-hughes-chatfield-idUKL3N0TG2U220141126
here we go

Fuck this, I'm going to bed lads

Ahh fuck me

Night blud

what beer should i drink tomorrow lads?

Little Creatures Pale Ale lad

Watson was a bowler at 145kph when he was debuting lad

c or n

im broke and need a jacket

might be good, what's the brand

seriously though, looks okay but I don't like grey myself.

h & m

broke as i say

m8

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

lol we suck

hastings is literally a better bat at this level than bowler kek

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aint even mad

when amir is on song he gives no runs

Fucking hell this bowling is terrible. These guys wouldn't even make Australia C if everyone wasn't fucking injured

sa will win by 6 wickets
pakistan by 80 runs

book it

Ankush, you here m8? You've been officially scouted

Wow what the fuck is this

youtube.com/watch?v=GCvKwucbb80
really makes you think

amir looks cute under lights

I blame Steve Smith

>90/0 (10.5/50 ov)
kill me please

Am I drunk or are we actually playing like total shit?

Who is this Boland cunt

who the fuck is daniel worrall

wahab needs to shave his scraps off fucking hell

iirc there something a bit haram about a shaven head in muslim countries tho, but still he would look 1000x better

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Smith is unironically the second best bowler in this side behind Marsh

Fuck me this cunt is shithouse

I don't understand any of this

Yeah I sleep too late usually, at least I made it to math in time today so that was good.

Yeah m8, thanks for the opportunity. Can you ask them to contact my manager so they could sort the contract out?

why is zampa spitting everywhere

Why does Smith hate Zampa?

>bowling average 259

nvm I see why

Pls don't use images like those in the OP, there are women and children here.
Thnx.

>women and children

Ankush doesn't count

>71576044
haha rude

noice

>Current partnership 108 runs, 12.3 overs, RR: 8.64 (du Plessis 21, de Kock 85)

holy shit he might make 200 lol

australia a shit

>dual pussies

Get your uni life in order, like seriously, GO TO THE CLASSES.
I've been down that rabbit hole, just now starting to crawl back up.It's much more difficult to sort this shit out later on.

Glad Duminy got out. Piece of shit ruining the record tbqh

Looks like we're all in the same boat.
I'm way past the point of no return though.
Didn't attend much class, flunked and then dropped out of engineering. At the moment applying for any government jobs which require candidates with intermediate education (12th pass). Menial jobs like Field attendant, Store keeper etc. but they pay decently.

BASED Boland

Is Boland ELITE?

>australia

That's sad to hear user.
Going to apply for the government jobs myself after I finish my masters, at least the job security is high once I get in.

>west Indies

>banglaDesh

Sauce me please homie

Yeah I haven't skipped a lot of them, I only wake up late once in a while and miss my morning classes.

I like most of most of of them so I usually try to make it in time.

The main problem for me is procrastination though, I submit all my assignments about a minute before they're due.

is this was a female janny would have a panic attack and delete everything

You're gay

>you now remember cadfael

whats the pay like for south asian guberment jobs?

>you now remember how much eurofaggots sucked cadfaels dick because he posted webms
tripfag worship: not even fucking once

just did a big poo

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Doing one right now.

hello /cric/ friends

might kill myself lads

i wish i had an ass like that

I did the same, but managed to crawl back into another university

dont do it lad

think of all the cricket you will miss

goosey you here m8?

You don't need ass when you have anime.

If you need to talk to someone, call:

Lifeline on 13 11 14
Kids Helpline on 1800 551 800
MensLine Australia on 1300 789 978
Suicide Call Back Service on 1300 659 467

Us true Canadians hate anime you fucking weeb shit

how many true Canadians have you pumped with your seed lad?

reminder

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I'm the actual Canadian here, not you.

Dear God have mercy on this hideous thing

pretty sure it's a tranny

That the missus m8?

yeah mate, ama

Is it a dude?

she has a penis if that's what you're asking

Is faggot marriage legal in Ausgaylia? Will you marry it?

once the government stops following an archaic, socially constructed gender divide, yes

Horrific brown/purple choad or feminine pinky?

pink

That's pretty gay.

please don't use g*y as an insult

yep it is

its been retweeted a few times on @4chancricket, thats how i found it

Soz that's pretty faggy.

this should be added to all /cric/ OPs from now on

24-HOUR TELEPHONE COUNSELLING
If you need to talk to someone, call:

Lifeline on 13 11 14
Kids Helpline on 1800 551 800
MensLine Australia on 1300 789 978
Suicide Call Back Service on 1300 659 467

>Pakistan 260/6 (44.3/50 ov) v West Indies Match delayed by a floodlight failure
top kek

Is Neil Wagner, dare I say it, the greatest cricketing mind of our generation?

>when you finally catch that nigga that been pu

Kholi is so fucking shit.

no

nice one m8 you edit it and send it to smart and cool cricket memes make sure you ask to credit Matt Poster and/or /cric/

just got a fucking "seen" on my last one, so no

reminder /bundes/ rules /cric/

Who's Shane Bond 2.0 for NZ?

Whats the best cricket game lads?
I've got ps3 and 4

I have already impregnated all French-Canadian women (18+ only haha i'm not fucked up lmao)

Speaking english you Vietnamese immigrant!!!!

Don Bradman Cricket 14

16 coming out in December or something

Don Bradman Cricket

touch cricket: test match special

cheers for the input

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np

GOAT

fucking dicks they posted it but credited me instead of crediting matt poster

i also sent it to their rival page and asked the same thing hope it works

>"Daniel Hay"
lmao
that's what I tried too

The absolute madman

Why are curries so patriotic? It borders on fatmerican levels

DUDE BOUNCERS FROM AROUND THE WICKET LMAO

Footy.

>fire phil simmons
>immediately lose to fucking pakistan in fucking limited fucking over cricket

unironically the turned down lbw shout was far more out than the one that was given

Will Santa deliver?

Paul Harris here. ama

What drives you to make up unamusing shit and post it? Is it to impress other losers on this website? because mate, that's kind of pathetic.

noice catch!

haha yeah

Good catch from my mate Henners who doesn't know I exist even tho he said hi in the clubrooms that once time.

Fuck, had money on guptill first

>guptill not out yet

who /smpu/ here?

Latham before Muptill? Something's not right.

>slow motion of kholi appealing at slip instead of a replay of the ball

>FUCKTILL

how many times have you fucked guptills wife lads?

>top order collapse
>better meme my first ball!

Fuck Taylor

If Poo Peeland get BTFO this match does that just prove they are Bane: the team?

When it comes to batting: Yes.

Daniel was literally mentioned on a FB cricket memes site and I feel like the internet is leaking into the real world.

off to work lads?

so you get banned for starting a thread with a pic of a girl in a bikini but this shit is ok?

fucking faggot mods.

reminder to watch Dhoni's untold story.

>hasn't even retired yet

lmao

You lads ready for the follow-on? I am.

can rightchi do it again lads

I have faith

>nothing happens
>crowd cheers

first indian game?

How could everyone be so wrong about Ronchi? Is Hesson, dare I say it, brilliant?

taking a SHIT lads

no5 the teeal world ok

daniel on 1,100 likes watch

is afl a sport mainly watched by bogans? i just read through their thread and they all sounded retarded

>they all sounded retarded
most australians do

aussies arguing vs aussies is always like that, even in cric

Everything but rugby union is a bogan sport Tbh. AFL probably has more middle class fans than cricket though, but bogans tend not to follow cricket outside of summer.

Now that /afl/ is dead, I'm going to hang right here.

So lads, how do we score a goal?

who won, fitzroy or sydney?

>fitzroy
whoops meant footscray

The bears m8

you have a fucking computer, just type 'afl' into google you retard

>swans vs. bulldogs

can't be bothered

youtube.com/watch?v=Uov26Su1Z8A
#elite

Waseem with the bantz

Why are Pakis so much more based than Indians?

akram and mcgrath tier desu

dunno if I'd say that yet, but he does remind me a lot of akram
depends on how long he can keep it up.

Screenshot

fb.com/coolmemerclubaboutcricket/photos/a.112252245812676.1073741828.112194595818441/306152396422659/?type=3&theater

wwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWASIM AKRAM

I'm pretty seething tttt I asked them to credit the twitter account think of how many followers we would have right now if they had actually done it

>500+ comments

/cric/ on quality meme making watch

What are you referring to?
I stopped following our meme twitter since you changed the password.

password is statscunt

read the thread we made a dank meme and now 551 (AND COUNTING) normie chads have tagged their cricket mates in it

Mark Vermeulen (Netherlands) seems like a nice bloke

he's a fucking casual

You're so rude you could have got him to watch are sport you meanie

twitter.com/pakalupapito

might unironically chuck a few dollars Rwanda's way for their cricket stadium lads

Jesus christ lads I'm just reading up on Vermeulen properly

>most infamously, he burned down Zimbabwe's cricket academy in 2006 in retaliation for being overlooked by the national side.

Combined with the racism ban he has to get in the all-time meme XI for sure

@4chancricket on deactivation watch

some bloke here actually plays in the same team as him, apparently he's always joking that he'll burn the opposition's club down if he gets sledged
gotta remember he was literally psychotic after getting hit in the head while batting though

>That history is all around us. The national cricket ground is the Kicukiro Oval, based at a secondary school that was one of the most notorious massacre sites. A plaque outside tells the story of the 4,500 Tutsis who fled to the UN compound at the École Technique Officielle school where they thought they would be safe. Interahamwe wielding axes and machetes surrounded the perimeter. The stand-off lasted for days.

>When the UN pulled its troops out the Hutu killers poured in. More than two thousand were hacked to death on the school fields, others marched away and shot. Until recently there was residue from bones on the cricket outfield; occasionally, players would stumble across skull fragments.

wew

michelle Benato, you there?

The thing that really gets me about it is the fact that FIFA have literally built a world class stadium right next to where the cricket ground is going to be, and yet the ICC won't give them shit.

Tbf the ICC don't really have the same money as FIFA. Also literally all you need to do for soccer is put a stadium in, cricket requires someone to manage pitches, training nets, equipment and all that shit. It's one of the biggest problems with international expansion.

The new twitter bio is literally the best thing to come out of the account

>new
>is not new at all

do you honsetly think that football stadia require no sort of maintenance?

nowhere near the same amount as a cricket pitch does

Yeah I understand that they have far more money, but the ICC aren't even giving them anything, even to the meme fund, it's 100% private rich english people.

Also cricket grounds don't take that much more than football grounds to keep up, keeping up a basic square isn't really that difficult

Thanks that was me

>the right honourable lord chadlington of dean

what a fucking name lads

This shit is pure faggotry. We know you Strayans have given your country to foreingers. Arbys solo instantly banned but this shit is fine. Fucking Hiroshimoot.

cant find a stream for the parker 'fight' lads

please watch our sport

cricfree.sc/watch/live/joseph-parker-vs-alexander-dimitrenko-live-streaming

fuck i thought i checked cricfree
cheers lad

>phil goff
??????????

This guy's massive.

Gotta get the boxing grub vote for the super shitty mayoral job.

I want an Aussie friend lads

i am i watching rocky 4 lads

we're back boys

I want a friend lad

maybe even a girlfriend

>not watching Dhoni's biopic

what's with all the NB sponsored bats these days. Used to only see curries with that meme shit. What happened to the Kookaburra

better question, what happened to based woodworm?

the year changed from 2006 to 2007

>you now remember the kookaburra beast and that one year when half of the U14 team rocked up with them all thinking they were hot shit

literally the most disgusting design ever put on willow

I was /kahuna/ like a good australian boy. Literally bought it because ponting used one and it had a sticker of his signature on it

Reminder if you don't use a Gunn & Moore you should literally be lobotomised

lmao

kek

KEK

They've kinda sold out tttt

It was the fedora's choice when I was a kid and I was proud of it

Poo peeland on pooicide watch

>Not having a Slazenger V100 Ultimate

Neck yourselves

>sold out
kek how

Bats are all massive now, stickers are ugly as fuck

V800 lad

stickers are the best they've been in a decade and every single bat in the world is big
what have you got now danny, a grey nics?

Still got an 800 in the garage as well lad.

elite

>Tailor

Hey guys let's plan a trip to Dubai

Only if we are planning to do a unabomber. I hate malls, shopping centres and the consumerist culture.

I wonder if he's related to Chad Guy Bertrand Le Clos

or Luteru Ross Poutoa Lote Taylor

good session

jesus

not looking forward to seeing how >we do lads

But Y Dubai?

>Rwanda gets mentioned
>Daniel comes crawling out of the woodwork to whinge about the big and mean ICC
Kek, everytime

I know everything about cricket administration, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the boards, the associates, the econmics, leagues and administrators. I can't even begin to tell you how many irrelevant cricket boards I follow on twitter but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of financial facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow International Cricket Council friends, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push overhauled administrative structures on here for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the economics and seen my sharp wit and clever use of mattposting at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT my governance knowledge is. It's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my sydney first grade experience, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 100% of correct cricket posts on here, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to captain the New South Wales U 16s in International Cricket Captain 2016.

>Ben Stokes LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY just released his auto

>auto
kek

>is afl a sport mainly watched by bogans
Worse, bogans in Cucktoria and Worst Ausfailia. Borderline subhumans

>Everything but rugby union is a bogan sport Tbh
This tb h

yeah you're right, There's no way that dumbcunt is smart enough to write anything for himself.

Found a genuine born and bred chink commenting on cricket stuff on facebook lads

if its statscunt you better doxx him right fucking now

he lives in tassie the poor bloke so his not our brave statsy

>chink
>living in tassie
ayy lmao

Up to 1.3k likes lads

Gave the page a quick look over and this is literally one of the more successful posts they've made

probably the only bloke to ever migrate there in the history of the state
guess they must be desperate to widen the gene pool

>The Chinese have discovered Tasmania
I know where im investing in property

Why are all the Das Racist solo albums fucking shit lads
Eat Pray Thug made me want to kill myself

who actually made this meme?
was it even danny?

yes, but it was my idea

Based banglel

I'm fucking great at cricket

Daniel on social media mogul watch

literal suicidewatch

Ben Peploe, you here m8?

wish I was at the cricket getting drunk and hitting on saffer girls lads
november can't come any sooner

You now remember Mathew Sinclair

youtube.com/watch?v=WkZEgerahmo

Literally the GOAT moment of the world cup
Fuck fatshit

>2 (12)

good stuff from the pyjama specialist

www.fb.com/SportingNewsAU/videos/1263641603670088/

>devout muslim qt I know gets tagged in a photo
>can not only see her nips through her dress but a piercing in the left one too

w e w

>>devout
you know they have to pretend even if they aren't right?

she's really fucking public about it though
tried to convert one of my mates and everything

you know what they say about protesting the loudest.

Tbh I'm going to ignore this argument and keep on imagining that muslim girls are sexual freaks lad

How do you continue doing what you're doing when you reach that point? Shouldn't there be a wakeup call once you start using those mobility scooters?

all genetic mate, there's nothing she can do about it

I know a guy who's a doctor and he once had this fucking lardass come in that couldn't even walk. He got some nurses to clean out his fat folds and they literally found a six month old newspaper in one of them. Fucking rank Tbh

>How do you continue doing what you're doing when you reach that point?
the same way other addicts do, i suppose

This is my kind of cricket!

Saw that azhar movie. They twisted some facts. Is batshit going to become the capeshit of Indian films? I hear they are making a kohli biopic too

oi wake up

Cucktill

Hey this is pretty edgy FHG

Take it down!

kek

the comments on our meme are pretty interesting lads

>"This page is usually great. This is not" from some salty guy
>Scott "rapist" Kuggeleijn getting tagged in it
>this fucking brilliant exchange

Just wanted to tell you that /rug/ is up lads cheers.

FUCK lads I went through all that effort seeing if I could dox someone new but turns out it was just fucking Poodam

>salty
wigga

you seen one game of rugby you seen them all mate

Never using facebook again lads. Sick of you all doxxing me

Just did a big fat shit lads

Made out with a hot half aboriginal girl lads

>cucket

Hello Dimitros Caccavellio

T H I C C
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Imagine being Ravindra Jadeja

>Patel 47 (46)

Feeling kinda sad that Pakistan are going to lose the mace lads

Can New Zealand still win this?

FHG Ltd.

lmao

What country would you say represents /cric/ as "our" official team?

Malaysia

Are Twink and Kumar in your Boypussy XI?

Thinking of driving up to Ontario to slay some of that French-Canadian pussy with Dankush, FHG?

If I was to go anywhere in Canada Id'd go back to Montreal
>tfw can't drive in Canada because of my DWI

>of my DWI
nigga why the fuck would you do that

criminal convictions fuck you up so much

Shit happens I guess. I'm extra careful when I drive now but I use to be reckless

>But Langer was frustrated that the world’s premier domestic competition had become Cricket Australia’s major experimental device with equipment, venues and playing conditions all subject to drastic changes.

>State teams will play two day-night games this season, while the second half of the season will be played with English-made Dukes balls rather than the Kookaburras.

>The shield competition has also been used to give national players a day or two’s practice when needed. Four players were replaced midway through matches last season as 12 or 13-man shield teams became more common.

>“We make Cricket Australia very aware that we have to keep the integrity of the game,” Langer said.

>“We have the best domestic competition in the world, but it is frustrating at times.

>“This season we will play two pink-ball games, three with red Kookaburras and five with Dukes balls and hopefully six with the Dukes. I like consistency.”

Truthbombs. Sick of the shield being used as a testing ground for Cricket Australia. It only harms the national team

>while the second half of the season will be played with English-made Dukes balls rather than the Kookaburras.
fucking retards, yet a another brainless kneejerk reaction to an Ashes loss.

Dukes balls have been trialled in grade cricket for years. They just get soft really quickly and dont swing. Its the English conditions that make the ball hoop, not the goddamn seam.

That aside, Langer is an objectively awful coach/selector
>signing Ian fucking Bell, for a t20 comp
Kys

Tbh with some elite bowling this game is winnable. Pujara is injured and won't bat.

Bell was one of the best players in the Natwest Blast you SEETHING casual

He's an objectively good coach and WA has done nothing but thrive under his watch.
>b-b-b-but the tri-series
literally the same knee-jerk reactionism YOU criticise

I'm sure Bell would have done great in Sydney 2nd grade as well, given thats about the standard of the "Natwest Blast"

You're a deluded fucking moron if you think Bell is anything above mediocre in any pyjama format

he was a fucking travesty of a batting coach for Australia and basically got kicked out.

What has he done with WA? Win a memeswing cup? Kek
Given he has the best domestic squad in the country (given most of the NSW first XI is usually on national duty) that is far from an impressive achievement

And yes, his furious damage control during the triseries - defending a near full strength world championship winning team losing to the fucking Windies - was a disgrace

>muh sydney grades
kys

And Lehmann lost an ODI series to New Zealand with a side that was just as strong and in more favourable conditions, while Australia comfortably won the tri-series.
>best domestic squad in the country
Yes, but it WASN'T the best domestic squad in the country when he took over. Kys you casual fuck.

>it's a krazykrezja uses a Sydney grade analogy episode

EAT SHIT

SHITNEY

The obvious conclusion from this is that Australia aren't as good at ODIs as they were a year ago, irrespective of coaches.

>its a GateYouthAllowance flips his shit when someone criticises someone who happened to be born in the same shitty barren state as him

>missing the point this badly
Its not the performance that mattered you fuckwit - thats solely on the players and not the coach - its his reaction and attitude that is alarming (or should I say expected given where he is from)

Rather than just saying the the team underperformed and needed to do better or whatever, he unironically tried to blame it on the retirement of shitters like Haddin and Clarke and implied it was somehow a 'team in transition'

The fucking state of that mentally weak loser

Not really, if anything Id say they are better

A year ago it was the World Cup and Australia played its best team in every match. Starc was injured against NZ and rested in that triseries match and rested for the current ODI series.

The current team has Zampa which makes a big difference imo. The only real player of substance they have lost is Watson and Marsh is a pretty good replacement anyway.

A good keeper/batsman would make a full strength AUS ODi team unstoppable. Even without one, I cant see them losing the next world cup.

kek, no they're not

starc was shit in the tri-series and you would know this if you watched them
zampa is good, yes, but Marsh isn't nearly as good of a pyjama batsman as Watson.
>full strength
this is the problem, there hasn't been a full strength side since the world cup

>le u r le gadegug

>Not really, if anything Id say they are better
Lmao

I DID watch the tri-series and Starc was great you utter imbecile. It got the the point where Australia won just about every match he played and lost every match he was absent

retard

>there hasn't been a full strength side since the world cup
Exactly, because ODIs outside of the WC are irrelevant and theres no point playing a full strength team. Australia isnt any worse tho, all the good players are still around.

>Marsh isn't nearly as good of a pyjama batsman as Watson
Marsh isnt far off what Watson was in 2015, but yes you are correct he isnt 20% of the player Watson was at his peak

>Starc was great
he was all over the place. There were occasional glimmers of his pre-injury days, but they were few and far between. Yeah, he was probably the best pace bowler on the tour, but that doesn't say much when you look at the shitters that were playing.
> theres no point playing a full strength team
There literally is, and I guarantee that they would have played guys like Cummins if they were fit. The tri-series team was as good as it could have been given player availability. This "ODIs outside of the WC are irrelevant" narrative you're obsessed with clearly isn't shared by the selectors. This current series is the only one where they have deliberately not played a proper team as of late.

Zampa won games, not Starc

Oh yeah the selectors take it so seriously they sent the captain home after the 2nd game of a 5 match series in the balance

no, you think that because you just don't have first grade experience

they sent him home because he was a negative influence on the team and they wanted to win, you would know this if you had half of the cricket knowledge that you pretend to have.

>they sent him home because he was a negative influence on the team and they wanted to win

This is too good

You now literally just invent things in your mind for the purpose of being contrarian and arguing with me.

PLEASE have sex

t. casual that didn't watch the game

BASED

NRL will literally die in YOUR lifetime
AFL is taking over as the national football code and this is an OBJECTIVE fact missile

Fuck off, there's one football code and it sure as fuck is not bogan jump

kek, and what code is that?
The one only watched by wogs or the one only watched by british africa expats?

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POWER GAP

1000. Tennis
1001. Golf
1002. Thugby Peeague

POWER GAP

99998. Wogball
99999. Basketball

>Australian Sport
>Cricket, union, tennis, golf, wogball, basketball

Anyway, men's tennis is objectively in the thugby poonion tier.

australian sports as in sports played professionally in australia

tennis is shit

Cricket a shit

True, as is Vijay

Shit decision but at least henry's getting some wickets

Reminder that I was shilling him for the WHOLE of the africa tour and the retarded selectors went with trundlesbad every time

I'm currently 3/3 for unders on Kohli this series, can I make it a fourth?

>"They are called kinesio tapes and the increase the blood supply to the respective area, by creating minute gaps between the skin and muscles."
sounds like a load of shit to me Tbh

Pissrat will literally score a century today

Sounds like they'll be banned in two months more like

Based GODiel

Henry confirmed the new Bond

seems like the academic consensus is that it's either a placebo or has little effect whatsoever
don't think they'll ban it, especially since they keep that meme lycra shit around

kohli please
you can't fail now

Its amazing how much bullshit there is in sports ""science""

my personal favourite is the """""""magic""""""" spray some physios love to pump on players when they jab a finger or something

it is LITERALLY just air. It LITERALLY does nothing other than create a tingling sensation.

TODAY is the day that Brohit goes large

don't forget that Starc literally has 800 kg of force going through his left leg when he bowls

more like he'll get a meme 30 after rahane does all the hard work

Time for Godhane to score another classy century that will inevitably be forgotten as everyone jerks off to Kohli

Literally a rerun of the Amir show mate

>Kohli line is 30
>Rahane 24

Kek, even the bookies fell for the meme

India could literally get rolled for 60 and still win this match lad, Kohli's under no pressure

I've been cashing in on that sweet Kohli overratedness all series lad

Ive got Guptill unders every single innings

Bookies also had India @ $2 to win before this match. mother of fucking keks

BTFO

Time for GODli and BROhit to bury this match

well we all got proven wrong

reminder YOU fell for the meme as well after his tour of Australia and have spent the last year shilling him as a future GOAT

god dammit pissrat's still there

thank god I won my under on dhawan would have been embarrassing if I'd lost that

He IS a future GOAT you casual

He is LITERALLY just one Kikeal Cuck 2012 year away from being in that category

Tim Southee on suicide watch

Kek you watch, Spedson will still pick him over Henry anyway, or both of them and drop Fagner

I dunno, I feel like he's aware of Southee's decline, particularly given that he sidelined both of "the greatest ever NZ new ball pair" for all of the WT20 for Milne and McShitagain, which seemed to be a bit against the pecking order

lmao

he will literally average in the 30s by the end of his career

literally furious

kek, why the FUCK would I be furious over an indian player being shit? I hope he plays 200 tests filled with mediocracy for India

Kohli out LBW to Patel #bookit

Kek

GODli is going to finish his career as an ATGOAT and this FACT makes you literally incensed

maybe in pyjamas

in all formats

Time for 135 kph chin music

Is Steve Smith good or shit?

strawpoll.me/11333727

Currently tied 4-4

Fucking hell I despise Kohli

Look at his face after Brohit did that fucking atrocious swipe across the line

He literally is just biased towards shitty t20 sloggers and wants to fire actual test batsmen like Pujara because of his shitty standards that even his coach disagrees with.

>Tim Van Der Gugten is an (admittedly very good) Sydney 1st grade quick
>gets a County contract
>dominates

Kek, remind me why I should take that "competition" seriously?

Kek, Brohit is literally thrice as talented as Poojar

you are full of casual opinions today

go jerk off to your max glennwell highlight videos

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Bring back the chin music Tbh

Lol it's over already

Who the fuck are these bowlers

marijuana is strong

>awake at 4am
based PussyKushion

will that white pussy ever be able to walk again?

Sharkies tb h lads

dude i don;t sleep on weekeneds!

Not even going to watch Ausfalia bowl lads

Need to send Daniel a friends requst

these selections are deplorable. It'd be as bad as picking Cowan or some other First-Class specialist for the pyjama team

It's not the selections that are the problem but the talent. Reminder Boland is literally the best pyjama bowler available Australia that isn't already a mainstay

>tfw cricket

Stop raping us for fucks sake

Leave our bumholes alone

>Paris
>Sandhu
>Behrendorff
there, I just named three bowlers better than the trash (sans Hastings) picked in this squad. Not hard

see above

fucking cunts

had him under 41

Behrendorff and Paris are injured/in recovery, Sandhu is arguable

Lads SA are at 1.53 on bet365, dropping by the second

>literally kill PJH in cold blood
>get the Bradman Young Cricket of the Year award

I thought we were good at cricket

What happened

I'm sorry Daniel

This Cricket Australia XI meme needs to fucking die and Queensland deserve a public vasectomy for letting them score anything above 100

theyre both named in WA's matador squad so they must be fit?

>Sandhu is arguable
You can argue his form. You cannot argue he has more talent than these literally bang average shield bowlers

In recovery as I said. They probably weren't fit enough in time for Australia's cut-off, since both were coming off extended injuries

its sort of beyond the point

the point is you could pick literally anyone in the Australian domestic circuit - The Killer, Dog Bollinger, Stekete, Shittle - whoever it doesnt matter, and still expect returns equal or better than the likes of Tremain and Mennie

these guys have never done anything to show promise in pyjama cricket. Thats why I find their selection so baffling.

>Dog Bollinger
wew

You are right about The Killer though

>he doesnt rate Doge
>mfw

Melonhead doggo oye

Karan: "The bowling world is going to be dominated by baby faced assassins, Qdk, Smith, Root, Williamson. Kohli looks the only one to inject the macho.."

Good, Pissrat got out

Is Wesley Agar related to Ashton Agar?

Yeah fuck off le cock

Coli is the gayest of them all

based finch

Trashwin Ltd

What's with the commentators talking up Nohit so much?

>wow he got a century years ago against one of the worst test teams of all time

WA are playing right now mate and Paris isn't in the XI

indian commentators lad

guys like harsha bhogle were blacklisted long ago and the current guys have to jerk off King Kohli & Co at any possible opportunity

D'Arcy Short is fucking shit

>instead of watching Australia play, gatecunt is literally sitting by himself at the WACA watching two irrelevant states play in an irrelevant league for an irrelevant format

kek

is Wes Agar related to Ashton Agar?

someone already made this oh so funny joke

is the matador cup televised?

2016 Matador BBQs One-Day Cup - broadcast matches:
Oct 6: Qld v WA, WACA.
Oct 8: WA v Vic, WACA.
Oct 9: SA v WA, WACA.
Oct 12: SA v NSW, Drummoyne Oval.
Oct 13: Vic v Tas, North Sydney Oval.
Oct 14: Qld v NSW d/n, Drummoyne.
Oct 15: Tas v WA, North Sydney.
Oct 16: NSW v Vic d/n, North Sydney.
Oct 18: Vic v Qld, Drummoyne.
Oct 19: NSW v WA, North Sydney.
Oct 21: Qualifying final, d/n, Drummoyne.
Oct 23: Final, North Sydney.

thanks lad.

Why is Australia so shit lads

>doing an online quiz on english history
>"which king created the Church of England?"
>select Edward VI
>wrong
>website has the answer as Henry VIII

The amount of people that get that wrong literally makes me seethe

Reminder that Brohit is presently winning the match

Atheists BTFO

who's winning?

what about animal grab?

>implying I don't have a Salix bat

nrl is over lads, i heard there was cricket on???

>the state of this bowling """attack"""

At least WA might win

When the fuck is agar coming back lad

Stream for the 50/50 lads? I need to get through to 4am to make a complete 24hrs of sport watching.

>ACBs are returning
ugh

Cred Forums Pass user since March 2016.

While in detention awaiting trial, Johnson wrote a letter that stated: "Hi. My name is Mitchell. My thoughts and prayers are with those people who were killed, or shot, and their families. I am really sad inside about everything. My thoughts and prayers are with those kids that I go to school with. I really want people to know the real Mitchell someday. Sincerely, Mitchell Johnson."

fucking declare REEEEEEEEEEE

>296/3
>JP Duminy b Marsh 82

>tfw working for the AEC and getting $25 an hour and working 7.5 hours per day 5 days a week

I can't believe how little Newstart allowance actually is.

Tbh New Zealand aren't going to last a session

I am literally going to castrate Behrendorff the useless shit

>8, 1, 49, 0
dumb cunt

Could rain ruin this for us?

Based fucking Behrendorff call up to the international side when

He put >us in shit creek lad, salvaging a draw doesn't mean shit

At least Rimmington and Cartwright were elite. Once Paris comes back >we should do better.

Marsh and Zampa are the only bowlers who should be anywhere near the team, this is fucking dire

Behrendorff is back from injury. Cut him some slack.

One Dayers is his worst format though because he can't bowl all his overs with the new ball.

This was more the Dedbacks choking.

We need Paris and Mackin back.

Hastings isn't a bad backup but Worrall/Boland/Mennie are domestic players at best.

I do rate Tremain though

>We
what part of Western Australia are you from m8?

Melville

No more AFL or NRL, time to get super comfy now lads

fuck the NRl. SportsFM broadcast that shit over the WA v SA tie.

I am Sulieman Benn, AMA.

how can I become elite

Play like me bug munn

youtube.com/watch?v=gR8Kx7_Sx4A

>361/6
jesus fucking christ

might just kill myself lads

Brad Haddin is a fucking cunt Tbh
I like it when players are aggressive like Warner, Johnson and Merv were, but Haddin was always the guy that took things too far

you now remember Nantie Hayward

Oh for fucks sake

literally who?

>Cred Forums cricket....

get this posted on channel 9 BBL unironically

That useless fat cunt

If you really want to put him in the team, let him bat in the middle. He's fucking useless against the new ball

youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4nAn3Ahow
South Africa's very own le wayward bowler

>draw me like one of your French girls

what the fuck is wrong with finch
can't time the ball and plays fucking stupid shots

Coles have a sale on this, $3.80.

Fuck it's so good.

used to have their berry one, fucking great stuff. It's literally just pureed fruit and sugar combined.

>Required RR 7.48

why is Australia so fucking shit

>Our bowling attack
Literally what the fuck were they thinking and how did they think it was even remotely acceptable? When fucking Boland is the best bowler in your side something is very wrong.

>falling for the juice jew

>It's a SA meme bowler episode

youtube.com/watch?v=KfC6XjWz5BE

are we posting meme actions now?

youtube.com/watch?v=1jHPC2gHckg

>stove smoth

youtube.com/watch?v=yV77flXUQ5U

fuck you steve you useless shit

Bailey out in the single digits

Has Steve Smith, dare I say it, been exposed?

Isn't it Lehman who is exposed for resting him so he didn't get ODI playtime?

I am convinced he was asked to leave the Sri Lankan tour because he was fucking furious over the test series and taking it out on everyone. He looked fucking pissed during the pyjama he played and was constantly arguing with Warner and Bailey.

bailey is our only good batsman atm

Warner mate

Bailey just gets lucky as fuck, nothing about his batting inspires confidence

he's not good to watch but he has grit

watch warner meme himself out shortly and leave bailey to steer this shambles of a chase

Radbdaadbadbadba is actually elite at 21. Would walk into any squad in the world easily. Fucken scary, he WILL be better than Steyn.

Rabada is going to be fucking elite

>In early 2015, Rabada showed his ability in the longer format. He claimed the South African record for the best bowling figures in a first-class match, 14 for 105, surpassing the haul taken by Dale Steyn seven seasons before
that was at 20 compared to Steyn in his prime

Getting exposed right now. It's fucking embarassing
>Muslim guy top tier on fast bouncy tracks
>Cricket Australia decided to drop/rest him when he would shine
>Decide to pick the worst bowling seen in Australia for half a century
Literally fucking seething lads

he's also t h i c c

Has the quota, dare I say it, been proven right?

>Decide to pick the worst bowling attack in Australian colours*

Khawaja deserved the drop Tbh
What >we're sorely missing is Coulter-Nile, Shaun Marsh and the Hazlewood/Starc duo

>half a century
This is the worst Australian bowling """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""attack""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of all time, bar none. This is beyond embarassing.

>george bailey

n e w

>tfw bet.co.za were running a patriotic promo for backing sa against Oz in the 2 odi's and test and didn't get on it

South Africa have two tiers of first class cricket. One is franchise which has 6 teams and the other is provincial which has 14 teams.

International bowlers barely play franchise let alone provincial.

But yes Rabada is a great prospect.

Khawaja got dropped because both Warner and Finch have really good records. I'd love to fuck off Finch for good but he does keep on scoring runs.

>Frankston Peninsula
Of fucking course he is.

he could literally become a GOAT

but he wont because SA will run him into the dirt with their quota bullshit by playing him in every game in every format

>for half a century
no really, has there EVER been a worse bowling lineup put out by Australia in any format?

This is LITERALLY an entire lineup of NSW rejects playing for other states and Mitchell Marsh

really makes you think

Rod Marsh will defend this

GateFuckwit will defend Rod Marsh