The hopes and dreams of South Australia died with PJH
Cooper Edwards
poopeelia couldn't even make 300
Jeremiah Watson
what a mess, bailey is the only batsman we have who can construct an innings
Josiah Jackson
cricket
Jacob Gomez
WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE CRICKET NOW ARE THERE GUIDELINES FOR SHITTING ON STREETS?
Connor Wilson
you just need to Watch Our Sport mate
Jaxon Bailey
what a gay, boring, third world sport
Carson Howard
Damn who is him?
Blake Brown
better than your national sport of Cuck Marathon.
Gabriel Lopez
Shane "Cancer" Watson
Nicholas Martin
t. David Bono
Have some innings break slags to counteract Watson gaying up the thread
Juan Stewart
...
Noah Thomas
he's clearly on the gear
Colton Gomez
>The day cricket was ruined in Australia- Shane Watson debuts in 2001/02 >Well how was anyone to know that this single and seemingly innocuous one day match on the 2001/02 tour to South Africa would start a rot that doesnt look ending even today in fucking 2015. Gone are the days where players are picked on merit or performance, the bar has been set low, and the Shane Watson method of has been a blight on our great game, where all you need to do is average 34 as a top 6 batsman to be first picked in the team, not to mention the obligatory dropped catch and 2 overs of slow medium bullshit that my grandma would tonk over the fence.
Jacob Hughes
Pretty good
Jayden Hughes
cricket is gay
Michael Torres
Strawpoll lads
Is Steve Smith actually good or is he just a meme?
>missed 2 classes in the morning Should I drop out lads?
Jonathan Brown
>‘Me and Dennis had a plan,’ he began, ‘which was to kill the pricks. A couple of them had already gone to the hospital. A wicket goes down and out comes this little prick Fletcher. Now the Pavilion at Sydney is at square leg and Dennis is fielding at third man. I’m at the end of my run and I’m ready to kill the prick you know. But Dennis comes running over from third man all the way to square leg and starts abusing Fletcher. I’m getting mad with Dennis because I’m ready you know. I’m warm and it’s coming out well….’
>‘Then Dennis comes running over to me. ‘I’m like, yeah Dennis, I know the plan. Kill him…’
>‘Yeah,’ says Dennis. ‘But I really want you to kill this little prick…’ Then he ran back down to third man. Anyway, first ball, too high. Next ball, adjust the radar… bang… hits him right in the middle of the forehead. Absolutely smack in the middle. I go down to have a look at him and he’s got the most perfect six stitch-marks…’
>'The physio comes on, Bernie Thomas he was called. Fletcher’s staggering all over the place, he can’t see straight. Someone says, ‘He’ll have to go off…’ and Bernie says, ‘he can’t we’ve already got two in the hospital…’ So Bernie pushes him back to the crease…’
>‘So I go back…’ He wiped his eyes again. ‘I go back and you know next ball, BLAM, stumps all over the place. ‘Off you go you little prick…’ I’m saying, and then, here comes Dennis, all the way back up from third man, just to abuse him again as he goes off…’
Samuel Rivera
unironically sort your life out it's easy to fuck up university and ruin everything for yourself. Get up on time and don't skip games
Liam Murphy
just popped open a becks lads
David Collins
shit beer
Levi Jackson
its not too bad better than anything else u can get in sainsburys t b h
Connor Brooks
love reading stories about those two, they completely changed the game I remember an interview with Thomson about one ashes test when Cowdrey got recalled into the side in his 40s. When he came in he went over to introduce himself to Thomson and shake his hand, but Thomson just told him to fuck off and then he and Lillee proceeded to bounce the fuck out of him
Michael Bennett
>Bernie Thomas I actually remember reading about that guy, he had to restart a New Zealand number 11's heart after he got hit on the head and collapsed during a series against England the 70s.
Get your uni life in order, like seriously, GO TO THE CLASSES. I've been down that rabbit hole, just now starting to crawl back up.It's much more difficult to sort this shit out later on.
Easton Campbell
Glad Duminy got out. Piece of shit ruining the record tbqh
Charles Brown
Looks like we're all in the same boat. I'm way past the point of no return though. Didn't attend much class, flunked and then dropped out of engineering. At the moment applying for any government jobs which require candidates with intermediate education (12th pass). Menial jobs like Field attendant, Store keeper etc. but they pay decently.
Dominic Long
BASED Boland
Jackson Bennett
Is Boland ELITE?
Charles Perry
>australia
Easton Evans
That's sad to hear user. Going to apply for the government jobs myself after I finish my masters, at least the job security is high once I get in.
Aiden Gonzalez
>west Indies
James Russell
>banglaDesh
Isaac Watson
Sauce me please homie
Noah Parker
Yeah I haven't skipped a lot of them, I only wake up late once in a while and miss my morning classes.
I like most of most of of them so I usually try to make it in time.
The main problem for me is procrastination though, I submit all my assignments about a minute before they're due.
Nathaniel Brown
is this was a female janny would have a panic attack and delete everything
Nathaniel Perez
You're gay
Logan Nguyen
>you now remember cadfael
Joseph Morgan
whats the pay like for south asian guberment jobs?
Parker Martin
>you now remember how much eurofaggots sucked cadfaels dick because he posted webms tripfag worship: not even fucking once
Xavier Perry
just did a big poo
Gabriel Turner
...
Logan Thomas
Doing one right now.
Brandon Flores
hello /cric/ friends
Adrian Turner
might kill myself lads
Landon Moore
i wish i had an ass like that
Lucas Anderson
I did the same, but managed to crawl back into another university
Levi Nguyen
dont do it lad
think of all the cricket you will miss
Nathan Moore
goosey you here m8?
Ian Smith
You don't need ass when you have anime.
Oliver Myers
If you need to talk to someone, call:
Lifeline on 13 11 14 Kids Helpline on 1800 551 800 MensLine Australia on 1300 789 978 Suicide Call Back Service on 1300 659 467
Alexander Richardson
Us true Canadians hate anime you fucking weeb shit
Levi Peterson
how many true Canadians have you pumped with your seed lad?
Xavier Harris
reminder
Owen Hughes
...
Owen Hughes
I'm the actual Canadian here, not you.
Nicholas Nelson
Dear God have mercy on this hideous thing
Cameron James
pretty sure it's a tranny
Justin Sullivan
That the missus m8?
Robert Gray
yeah mate, ama
Josiah Torres
Is it a dude?
Joshua Powell
she has a penis if that's what you're asking
Gabriel Kelly
Is faggot marriage legal in Ausgaylia? Will you marry it?
Xavier Nelson
once the government stops following an archaic, socially constructed gender divide, yes
Aiden Adams
Horrific brown/purple choad or feminine pinky?
Nolan Richardson
pink
David Hughes
That's pretty gay.
Brayden Diaz
please don't use g*y as an insult
Aaron Roberts
yep it is
its been retweeted a few times on @4chancricket, thats how i found it
Ethan Long
Soz that's pretty faggy.
Aiden King
this should be added to all /cric/ OPs from now on
24-HOUR TELEPHONE COUNSELLING If you need to talk to someone, call:
Lifeline on 13 11 14 Kids Helpline on 1800 551 800 MensLine Australia on 1300 789 978 Suicide Call Back Service on 1300 659 467
Joshua Martinez
>Pakistan 260/6 (44.3/50 ov) v West Indies Match delayed by a floodlight failure top kek
Colton Bennett
Is Neil Wagner, dare I say it, the greatest cricketing mind of our generation?
Evan Gutierrez
>when you finally catch that nigga that been pu
Caleb Hernandez
Kholi is so fucking shit.
Thomas Green
no
Luis Butler
nice one m8 you edit it and send it to smart and cool cricket memes make sure you ask to credit Matt Poster and/or /cric/
Christopher Cruz
just got a fucking "seen" on my last one, so no
Hudson Nguyen
reminder /bundes/ rules /cric/
Brody Jones
Who's Shane Bond 2.0 for NZ?
Jason Johnson
Whats the best cricket game lads? I've got ps3 and 4
Jose Peterson
I have already impregnated all French-Canadian women (18+ only haha i'm not fucked up lmao)
Speaking english you Vietnamese immigrant!!!!
James Morgan
Don Bradman Cricket 14
16 coming out in December or something
Charles Thomas
Don Bradman Cricket
William Lopez
touch cricket: test match special
David Myers
cheers for the input
Jonathan Perez
...
Benjamin Ortiz
np
Adrian Brooks
GOAT
Gavin Moore
fucking dicks they posted it but credited me instead of crediting matt poster
i also sent it to their rival page and asked the same thing hope it works
Alexander Barnes
>"Daniel Hay" lmao that's what I tried too
Jacob Reed
The absolute madman
Lincoln Ramirez
Why are curries so patriotic? It borders on fatmerican levels
Cameron Roberts
DUDE BOUNCERS FROM AROUND THE WICKET LMAO
Ryan White
Footy.
Jason Robinson
>fire phil simmons >immediately lose to fucking pakistan in fucking limited fucking over cricket
Brayden Ross
unironically the turned down lbw shout was far more out than the one that was given
Luke Rodriguez
Will Santa deliver?
Justin Sanchez
Paul Harris here. ama
Jackson Lee
What drives you to make up unamusing shit and post it? Is it to impress other losers on this website? because mate, that's kind of pathetic.
Jordan Baker
noice catch!
Asher Phillips
haha yeah
Robert Phillips
Good catch from my mate Henners who doesn't know I exist even tho he said hi in the clubrooms that once time.
Adam Russell
Fuck, had money on guptill first
Connor Wright
>guptill not out yet
Benjamin Howard
who /smpu/ here?
Logan Hernandez
Latham before Muptill? Something's not right.
Joseph Johnson
>slow motion of kholi appealing at slip instead of a replay of the ball
Jaxon Allen
>FUCKTILL
Carson Foster
how many times have you fucked guptills wife lads?
Christian Perry
>top order collapse >better meme my first ball!
Fuck Taylor
James Perry
If Poo Peeland get BTFO this match does that just prove they are Bane: the team?
Oliver Ward
When it comes to batting: Yes.
Matthew Harris
Daniel was literally mentioned on a FB cricket memes site and I feel like the internet is leaking into the real world.
Luke Rivera
off to work lads?
Kevin Wilson
so you get banned for starting a thread with a pic of a girl in a bikini but this shit is ok?
fucking faggot mods.
Angel Howard
reminder to watch Dhoni's untold story.
Juan Richardson
>hasn't even retired yet
Christopher Rogers
lmao
Henry Hill
You lads ready for the follow-on? I am.
Austin Walker
can rightchi do it again lads
Landon Cox
I have faith
Gabriel Torres
>nothing happens >crowd cheers
William Cox
first indian game?
Logan Lopez
How could everyone be so wrong about Ronchi? Is Hesson, dare I say it, brilliant?
Brandon Ward
taking a SHIT lads
Matthew Baker
no5 the teeal world ok
Jaxon Cox
daniel on 1,100 likes watch
Kevin Stewart
is afl a sport mainly watched by bogans? i just read through their thread and they all sounded retarded
Cooper Stewart
>they all sounded retarded most australians do
Lincoln Bailey
aussies arguing vs aussies is always like that, even in cric
Liam Flores
Everything but rugby union is a bogan sport Tbh. AFL probably has more middle class fans than cricket though, but bogans tend not to follow cricket outside of summer.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Now that /afl/ is dead, I'm going to hang right here.
So lads, how do we score a goal?
Aiden Sanders
who won, fitzroy or sydney?
Owen Morgan
>fitzroy whoops meant footscray
Cooper Barnes
The bears m8
Zachary Taylor
you have a fucking computer, just type 'afl' into google you retard
might unironically chuck a few dollars Rwanda's way for their cricket stadium lads
Xavier Jenkins
Jesus christ lads I'm just reading up on Vermeulen properly
>most infamously, he burned down Zimbabwe's cricket academy in 2006 in retaliation for being overlooked by the national side.
Combined with the racism ban he has to get in the all-time meme XI for sure
Connor King
@4chancricket on deactivation watch
Adam Garcia
some bloke here actually plays in the same team as him, apparently he's always joking that he'll burn the opposition's club down if he gets sledged gotta remember he was literally psychotic after getting hit in the head while batting though
Ian Jenkins
>That history is all around us. The national cricket ground is the Kicukiro Oval, based at a secondary school that was one of the most notorious massacre sites. A plaque outside tells the story of the 4,500 Tutsis who fled to the UN compound at the École Technique Officielle school where they thought they would be safe. Interahamwe wielding axes and machetes surrounded the perimeter. The stand-off lasted for days.
>When the UN pulled its troops out the Hutu killers poured in. More than two thousand were hacked to death on the school fields, others marched away and shot. Until recently there was residue from bones on the cricket outfield; occasionally, players would stumble across skull fragments.
wew
Parker King
michelle Benato, you there?
Jeremiah Gonzalez
The thing that really gets me about it is the fact that FIFA have literally built a world class stadium right next to where the cricket ground is going to be, and yet the ICC won't give them shit.
Oliver Gutierrez
Tbf the ICC don't really have the same money as FIFA. Also literally all you need to do for soccer is put a stadium in, cricket requires someone to manage pitches, training nets, equipment and all that shit. It's one of the biggest problems with international expansion.
Nathaniel Clark
The new twitter bio is literally the best thing to come out of the account
Christian Powell
>new >is not new at all
Jayden Cruz
do you honsetly think that football stadia require no sort of maintenance?
Samuel Brooks
nowhere near the same amount as a cricket pitch does
Alexander Ward
Yeah I understand that they have far more money, but the ICC aren't even giving them anything, even to the meme fund, it's 100% private rich english people.
Also cricket grounds don't take that much more than football grounds to keep up, keeping up a basic square isn't really that difficult
Thanks that was me
Isaac Wright
>the right honourable lord chadlington of dean
what a fucking name lads
Juan Wood
This shit is pure faggotry. We know you Strayans have given your country to foreingers. Arbys solo instantly banned but this shit is fine. Fucking Hiroshimoot.
Gotta get the boxing grub vote for the super shitty mayoral job.
Ayden Foster
I want an Aussie friend lads
Ethan Nelson
i am i watching rocky 4 lads
Eli Foster
we're back boys
Bentley Long
I want a friend lad
maybe even a girlfriend
Eli Turner
>not watching Dhoni's biopic
Joseph Morris
what's with all the NB sponsored bats these days. Used to only see curries with that meme shit. What happened to the Kookaburra
Connor Turner
better question, what happened to based woodworm?
Isaac Gutierrez
the year changed from 2006 to 2007
Nathan Reyes
>you now remember the kookaburra beast and that one year when half of the U14 team rocked up with them all thinking they were hot shit
Benjamin Parker
literally the most disgusting design ever put on willow
I was /kahuna/ like a good australian boy. Literally bought it because ponting used one and it had a sticker of his signature on it
Jacob Jackson
Reminder if you don't use a Gunn & Moore you should literally be lobotomised
Ryder Garcia
lmao
Michael Martinez
kek
KEK
Jose Gomez
They've kinda sold out tttt
It was the fedora's choice when I was a kid and I was proud of it
Dominic Lee
Poo peeland on pooicide watch
Josiah Peterson
>Not having a Slazenger V100 Ultimate
Neck yourselves
Jose Scott
>sold out kek how
Caleb Ward
Bats are all massive now, stickers are ugly as fuck
Christopher Scott
V800 lad
Thomas Hughes
stickers are the best they've been in a decade and every single bat in the world is big what have you got now danny, a grey nics?
Ian Clark
Still got an 800 in the garage as well lad.
Robert Lopez
elite
Elijah Baker
>Tailor
Asher Scott
Hey guys let's plan a trip to Dubai
Jose Butler
Only if we are planning to do a unabomber. I hate malls, shopping centres and the consumerist culture.
John Lopez
I wonder if he's related to Chad Guy Bertrand Le Clos
Kayden Sanchez
or Luteru Ross Poutoa Lote Taylor
Alexander Moore
good session
Blake Murphy
jesus
not looking forward to seeing how >we do lads
Josiah Brooks
But Y Dubai?
Ian Miller
>Rwanda gets mentioned >Daniel comes crawling out of the woodwork to whinge about the big and mean ICC Kek, everytime
Michael Lopez
I know everything about cricket administration, no seriously, I mean there is not one thing I don't know about it, the boards, the associates, the econmics, leagues and administrators. I can't even begin to tell you how many irrelevant cricket boards I follow on twitter but let me tell you it's a lot, a hell of a lot. For all intensive purposes I should just hold back some of this mountain of knowledge I possess, my mind is just a powerhouse of financial facts and figures, but what can I say I like to educate my fellow International Cricket Council friends, surely you've all seen me relentlessly push overhauled administrative structures on here for years now and seen my superior knowledge of the economics and seen my sharp wit and clever use of mattposting at play. Surely you have seen me post picture after picture of stats and facts that prove how GOAT my governance knowledge is. It's all been for you fellow brothers, I know you all respect me an have huge amounts of admiration for me and my sydney first grade experience, as a great man once said, I'm responsible for 100% of correct cricket posts on here, well I said it but you know it's true anyway. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to captain the New South Wales U 16s in International Cricket Captain 2016.
Angel Edwards
>Ben Stokes LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY just released his auto
Austin Sanchez
>auto kek
Isaiah Bennett
>is afl a sport mainly watched by bogans Worse, bogans in Cucktoria and Worst Ausfailia. Borderline subhumans
>Everything but rugby union is a bogan sport Tbh This tb h
yeah you're right, There's no way that dumbcunt is smart enough to write anything for himself.
Aiden Roberts
Found a genuine born and bred chink commenting on cricket stuff on facebook lads
Jeremiah Nguyen
if its statscunt you better doxx him right fucking now
Robert Richardson
he lives in tassie the poor bloke so his not our brave statsy
Julian Stewart
>chink >living in tassie ayy lmao
Evan Long
Up to 1.3k likes lads
Gave the page a quick look over and this is literally one of the more successful posts they've made
Owen King
probably the only bloke to ever migrate there in the history of the state guess they must be desperate to widen the gene pool
Noah Cooper
>The Chinese have discovered Tasmania I know where im investing in property
Asher Mitchell
Why are all the Das Racist solo albums fucking shit lads Eat Pray Thug made me want to kill myself
Lucas Clark
who actually made this meme? was it even danny?
Hunter Roberts
yes, but it was my idea
Jordan Harris
Based banglel
Carter Reyes
I'm fucking great at cricket
Noah Perez
Daniel on social media mogul watch
Jaxson Walker
literal suicidewatch
John Sanders
Ben Peploe, you here m8?
Joshua Hill
wish I was at the cricket getting drunk and hitting on saffer girls lads november can't come any sooner
>devout muslim qt I know gets tagged in a photo >can not only see her nips through her dress but a piercing in the left one too
w e w
Cameron Flores
>>devout you know they have to pretend even if they aren't right?
Luis Fisher
she's really fucking public about it though tried to convert one of my mates and everything
Nicholas Robinson
you know what they say about protesting the loudest.
Juan Bailey
Tbh I'm going to ignore this argument and keep on imagining that muslim girls are sexual freaks lad
Lucas Gray
How do you continue doing what you're doing when you reach that point? Shouldn't there be a wakeup call once you start using those mobility scooters?
Adam Edwards
all genetic mate, there's nothing she can do about it
I know a guy who's a doctor and he once had this fucking lardass come in that couldn't even walk. He got some nurses to clean out his fat folds and they literally found a six month old newspaper in one of them. Fucking rank Tbh
Ayden Russell
>How do you continue doing what you're doing when you reach that point? the same way other addicts do, i suppose
Joseph James
This is my kind of cricket!
Nolan Gonzalez
Saw that azhar movie. They twisted some facts. Is batshit going to become the capeshit of Indian films? I hear they are making a kohli biopic too
Mason Richardson
oi wake up
Isaiah Foster
Cucktill
Alexander Torres
Hey this is pretty edgy FHG
Take it down!
Matthew Green
kek
Andrew Gutierrez
the comments on our meme are pretty interesting lads
>"This page is usually great. This is not" from some salty guy >Scott "rapist" Kuggeleijn getting tagged in it >this fucking brilliant exchange
Hunter Bailey
Just wanted to tell you that /rug/ is up lads cheers.
Leo Baker
FUCK lads I went through all that effort seeing if I could dox someone new but turns out it was just fucking Poodam
Alexander Hill
>salty wigga
Dominic Fisher
you seen one game of rugby you seen them all mate
Austin Rivera
Never using facebook again lads. Sick of you all doxxing me
Dylan Cruz
Just did a big fat shit lads
Juan Adams
Made out with a hot half aboriginal girl lads
Christopher Edwards
>cucket
Oliver Butler
Hello Dimitros Caccavellio
Anthony Bell
T H I C C H I C C
Tyler Gomez
Imagine being Ravindra Jadeja
William Johnson
>Patel 47 (46)
Hunter Rivera
Feeling kinda sad that Pakistan are going to lose the mace lads
Wyatt Moore
Can New Zealand still win this?
Benjamin Thomas
FHG Ltd.
Carson Parker
lmao
Liam Lee
What country would you say represents /cric/ as "our" official team?
Luis Scott
Malaysia
Liam Anderson
Are Twink and Kumar in your Boypussy XI?
Cooper Carter
Thinking of driving up to Ontario to slay some of that French-Canadian pussy with Dankush, FHG?
Lucas Phillips
If I was to go anywhere in Canada Id'd go back to Montreal >tfw can't drive in Canada because of my DWI
Josiah Taylor
>of my DWI nigga why the fuck would you do that
criminal convictions fuck you up so much
Grayson Phillips
Shit happens I guess. I'm extra careful when I drive now but I use to be reckless
Jordan Cook
>But Langer was frustrated that the world’s premier domestic competition had become Cricket Australia’s major experimental device with equipment, venues and playing conditions all subject to drastic changes.
>State teams will play two day-night games this season, while the second half of the season will be played with English-made Dukes balls rather than the Kookaburras.
>The shield competition has also been used to give national players a day or two’s practice when needed. Four players were replaced midway through matches last season as 12 or 13-man shield teams became more common.
>“We make Cricket Australia very aware that we have to keep the integrity of the game,” Langer said.
>“We have the best domestic competition in the world, but it is frustrating at times.
>“This season we will play two pink-ball games, three with red Kookaburras and five with Dukes balls and hopefully six with the Dukes. I like consistency.”
Truthbombs. Sick of the shield being used as a testing ground for Cricket Australia. It only harms the national team
Colton Thomas
>while the second half of the season will be played with English-made Dukes balls rather than the Kookaburras. fucking retards, yet a another brainless kneejerk reaction to an Ashes loss.
Dukes balls have been trialled in grade cricket for years. They just get soft really quickly and dont swing. Its the English conditions that make the ball hoop, not the goddamn seam.
That aside, Langer is an objectively awful coach/selector >signing Ian fucking Bell, for a t20 comp Kys
Ayden Ramirez
Tbh with some elite bowling this game is winnable. Pujara is injured and won't bat.
Mason Wright
Bell was one of the best players in the Natwest Blast you SEETHING casual
Chase Powell
He's an objectively good coach and WA has done nothing but thrive under his watch. >b-b-b-but the tri-series literally the same knee-jerk reactionism YOU criticise
Michael Wilson
I'm sure Bell would have done great in Sydney 2nd grade as well, given thats about the standard of the "Natwest Blast"
You're a deluded fucking moron if you think Bell is anything above mediocre in any pyjama format
he was a fucking travesty of a batting coach for Australia and basically got kicked out.
What has he done with WA? Win a memeswing cup? Kek Given he has the best domestic squad in the country (given most of the NSW first XI is usually on national duty) that is far from an impressive achievement
And yes, his furious damage control during the triseries - defending a near full strength world championship winning team losing to the fucking Windies - was a disgrace
Carter Hernandez
>muh sydney grades kys
Cooper Reed
And Lehmann lost an ODI series to New Zealand with a side that was just as strong and in more favourable conditions, while Australia comfortably won the tri-series. >best domestic squad in the country Yes, but it WASN'T the best domestic squad in the country when he took over. Kys you casual fuck.
Justin Ross
>it's a krazykrezja uses a Sydney grade analogy episode
Nathaniel Adams
EAT SHIT
SHITNEY
Easton Wright
The obvious conclusion from this is that Australia aren't as good at ODIs as they were a year ago, irrespective of coaches.
Blake Young
>its a GateYouthAllowance flips his shit when someone criticises someone who happened to be born in the same shitty barren state as him
>missing the point this badly Its not the performance that mattered you fuckwit - thats solely on the players and not the coach - its his reaction and attitude that is alarming (or should I say expected given where he is from)
Rather than just saying the the team underperformed and needed to do better or whatever, he unironically tried to blame it on the retirement of shitters like Haddin and Clarke and implied it was somehow a 'team in transition'
The fucking state of that mentally weak loser
Dylan Barnes
Not really, if anything Id say they are better
A year ago it was the World Cup and Australia played its best team in every match. Starc was injured against NZ and rested in that triseries match and rested for the current ODI series.
The current team has Zampa which makes a big difference imo. The only real player of substance they have lost is Watson and Marsh is a pretty good replacement anyway.
A good keeper/batsman would make a full strength AUS ODi team unstoppable. Even without one, I cant see them losing the next world cup.
Juan Reyes
kek, no they're not
starc was shit in the tri-series and you would know this if you watched them zampa is good, yes, but Marsh isn't nearly as good of a pyjama batsman as Watson. >full strength this is the problem, there hasn't been a full strength side since the world cup
Lincoln Brown
>le u r le gadegug
Bentley James
>Not really, if anything Id say they are better Lmao
Ethan Mitchell
I DID watch the tri-series and Starc was great you utter imbecile. It got the the point where Australia won just about every match he played and lost every match he was absent
retard
>there hasn't been a full strength side since the world cup Exactly, because ODIs outside of the WC are irrelevant and theres no point playing a full strength team. Australia isnt any worse tho, all the good players are still around.
>Marsh isn't nearly as good of a pyjama batsman as Watson Marsh isnt far off what Watson was in 2015, but yes you are correct he isnt 20% of the player Watson was at his peak
Alexander Hall
>Starc was great he was all over the place. There were occasional glimmers of his pre-injury days, but they were few and far between. Yeah, he was probably the best pace bowler on the tour, but that doesn't say much when you look at the shitters that were playing. > theres no point playing a full strength team There literally is, and I guarantee that they would have played guys like Cummins if they were fit. The tri-series team was as good as it could have been given player availability. This "ODIs outside of the WC are irrelevant" narrative you're obsessed with clearly isn't shared by the selectors. This current series is the only one where they have deliberately not played a proper team as of late.
Christian Mitchell
Zampa won games, not Starc
William Gomez
Oh yeah the selectors take it so seriously they sent the captain home after the 2nd game of a 5 match series in the balance
Xavier Gutierrez
no, you think that because you just don't have first grade experience
they sent him home because he was a negative influence on the team and they wanted to win, you would know this if you had half of the cricket knowledge that you pretend to have.
Josiah Davis
>they sent him home because he was a negative influence on the team and they wanted to win
This is too good
You now literally just invent things in your mind for the purpose of being contrarian and arguing with me.
PLEASE have sex
Julian Lewis
t. casual that didn't watch the game
Levi Russell
BASED
Brayden Taylor
NRL will literally die in YOUR lifetime AFL is taking over as the national football code and this is an OBJECTIVE fact missile
Jacob Roberts
Fuck off, there's one football code and it sure as fuck is not bogan jump
Christopher Mitchell
kek, and what code is that? The one only watched by wogs or the one only watched by british africa expats?
Matthew Campbell
AUSTRALIAN SPORT POWER RANKINGS
1. Cricket
POWER GAP
5. Aussie rules
POWER GAP
100. Thugby Poonion
POWER GAP
1000. Tennis 1001. Golf 1002. Thugby Peeague
POWER GAP
99998. Wogball 99999. Basketball
Brandon Martinez
>Australian Sport >Cricket, union, tennis, golf, wogball, basketball
Anyway, men's tennis is objectively in the thugby poonion tier.
Gavin Anderson
australian sports as in sports played professionally in australia
tennis is shit
Lucas Jackson
Cricket a shit
Hudson Jenkins
True, as is Vijay
Charles Perez
Shit decision but at least henry's getting some wickets
Reminder that I was shilling him for the WHOLE of the africa tour and the retarded selectors went with trundlesbad every time
Blake Torres
I'm currently 3/3 for unders on Kohli this series, can I make it a fourth?
Evan Cox
>"They are called kinesio tapes and the increase the blood supply to the respective area, by creating minute gaps between the skin and muscles." sounds like a load of shit to me Tbh
Jack Thomas
Pissrat will literally score a century today
Gavin Watson
Sounds like they'll be banned in two months more like
Kevin Howard
Based GODiel
Henry confirmed the new Bond
Austin Foster
seems like the academic consensus is that it's either a placebo or has little effect whatsoever don't think they'll ban it, especially since they keep that meme lycra shit around
James Barnes
kohli please you can't fail now
Christian Garcia
Its amazing how much bullshit there is in sports ""science""
my personal favourite is the """""""magic""""""" spray some physios love to pump on players when they jab a finger or something
it is LITERALLY just air. It LITERALLY does nothing other than create a tingling sensation.
William Rogers
TODAY is the day that Brohit goes large
Kayden Ward
don't forget that Starc literally has 800 kg of force going through his left leg when he bowls
Xavier Sanchez
more like he'll get a meme 30 after rahane does all the hard work
Ryder Rivera
Time for Godhane to score another classy century that will inevitably be forgotten as everyone jerks off to Kohli
Literally a rerun of the Amir show mate
Joseph Diaz
>Kohli line is 30 >Rahane 24
Kek, even the bookies fell for the meme
Angel Jackson
India could literally get rolled for 60 and still win this match lad, Kohli's under no pressure
I've been cashing in on that sweet Kohli overratedness all series lad
Isaac Parker
Ive got Guptill unders every single innings
Bookies also had India @ $2 to win before this match. mother of fucking keks
Michael Robinson
BTFO
Time for GODli and BROhit to bury this match
Blake Jackson
well we all got proven wrong
Carter Rodriguez
reminder YOU fell for the meme as well after his tour of Australia and have spent the last year shilling him as a future GOAT
Samuel Watson
god dammit pissrat's still there
thank god I won my under on dhawan would have been embarrassing if I'd lost that
Wyatt Jenkins
He IS a future GOAT you casual
He is LITERALLY just one Kikeal Cuck 2012 year away from being in that category
Robert Sullivan
Tim Southee on suicide watch
Brandon Morales
Kek you watch, Spedson will still pick him over Henry anyway, or both of them and drop Fagner
Levi Roberts
I dunno, I feel like he's aware of Southee's decline, particularly given that he sidelined both of "the greatest ever NZ new ball pair" for all of the WT20 for Milne and McShitagain, which seemed to be a bit against the pecking order
Aiden Perez
lmao
he will literally average in the 30s by the end of his career
Cameron Cruz
literally furious
Josiah Gray
kek, why the FUCK would I be furious over an indian player being shit? I hope he plays 200 tests filled with mediocracy for India
Nolan Gray
Kohli out LBW to Patel #bookit
Luis Perez
Kek
GODli is going to finish his career as an ATGOAT and this FACT makes you literally incensed
Look at his face after Brohit did that fucking atrocious swipe across the line
He literally is just biased towards shitty t20 sloggers and wants to fire actual test batsmen like Pujara because of his shitty standards that even his coach disagrees with.
Adrian Foster
>Tim Van Der Gugten is an (admittedly very good) Sydney 1st grade quick >gets a County contract >dominates
Kek, remind me why I should take that "competition" seriously?
Juan Allen
Kek, Brohit is literally thrice as talented as Poojar
Jason Sullivan
you are full of casual opinions today
go jerk off to your max glennwell highlight videos
these selections are deplorable. It'd be as bad as picking Cowan or some other First-Class specialist for the pyjama team
Thomas Robinson
It's not the selections that are the problem but the talent. Reminder Boland is literally the best pyjama bowler available Australia that isn't already a mainstay
Owen Price
>tfw cricket
Colton Smith
Stop raping us for fucks sake
Leave our bumholes alone
Matthew Gonzalez
>Paris >Sandhu >Behrendorff there, I just named three bowlers better than the trash (sans Hastings) picked in this squad. Not hard
see above
Jacob Evans
fucking cunts
had him under 41
Brandon Young
Behrendorff and Paris are injured/in recovery, Sandhu is arguable
Justin Jackson
Lads SA are at 1.53 on bet365, dropping by the second
Brody Richardson
>literally kill PJH in cold blood >get the Bradman Young Cricket of the Year award
Nathan Gray
I thought we were good at cricket
What happened
Ryan Diaz
I'm sorry Daniel
Cooper Kelly
This Cricket Australia XI meme needs to fucking die and Queensland deserve a public vasectomy for letting them score anything above 100
Lincoln Gonzalez
theyre both named in WA's matador squad so they must be fit?
>Sandhu is arguable You can argue his form. You cannot argue he has more talent than these literally bang average shield bowlers
Kevin Fisher
In recovery as I said. They probably weren't fit enough in time for Australia's cut-off, since both were coming off extended injuries
Jonathan Morris
its sort of beyond the point
the point is you could pick literally anyone in the Australian domestic circuit - The Killer, Dog Bollinger, Stekete, Shittle - whoever it doesnt matter, and still expect returns equal or better than the likes of Tremain and Mennie
these guys have never done anything to show promise in pyjama cricket. Thats why I find their selection so baffling.
Mason Sanders
>Dog Bollinger wew
You are right about The Killer though
Luis Campbell
>he doesnt rate Doge >mfw
Angel Nelson
Melonhead doggo oye
Xavier Thompson
Karan: "The bowling world is going to be dominated by baby faced assassins, Qdk, Smith, Root, Williamson. Kohli looks the only one to inject the macho.."
Ian Wood
Good, Pissrat got out
Luke Jones
Is Wesley Agar related to Ashton Agar?
Grayson Lewis
Yeah fuck off le cock
Luis Kelly
Coli is the gayest of them all
Chase Murphy
based finch
Oliver Wright
Trashwin Ltd
Nathaniel Bailey
What's with the commentators talking up Nohit so much?
>wow he got a century years ago against one of the worst test teams of all time
Noah Green
WA are playing right now mate and Paris isn't in the XI
Chase Sullivan
indian commentators lad
guys like harsha bhogle were blacklisted long ago and the current guys have to jerk off King Kohli & Co at any possible opportunity
Hudson Nelson
D'Arcy Short is fucking shit
Jose Hernandez
>instead of watching Australia play, gatecunt is literally sitting by himself at the WACA watching two irrelevant states play in an irrelevant league for an irrelevant format
kek
Hudson Morris
is Wes Agar related to Ashton Agar?
Aiden Phillips
someone already made this oh so funny joke
Justin Richardson
is the matador cup televised?
Joshua Perez
2016 Matador BBQs One-Day Cup - broadcast matches: Oct 6: Qld v WA, WACA. Oct 8: WA v Vic, WACA. Oct 9: SA v WA, WACA. Oct 12: SA v NSW, Drummoyne Oval. Oct 13: Vic v Tas, North Sydney Oval. Oct 14: Qld v NSW d/n, Drummoyne. Oct 15: Tas v WA, North Sydney. Oct 16: NSW v Vic d/n, North Sydney. Oct 18: Vic v Qld, Drummoyne. Oct 19: NSW v WA, North Sydney. Oct 21: Qualifying final, d/n, Drummoyne. Oct 23: Final, North Sydney.
Samuel Rodriguez
thanks lad.
Angel Cruz
Why is Australia so shit lads
Evan Carter
>doing an online quiz on english history >"which king created the Church of England?" >select Edward VI >wrong >website has the answer as Henry VIII
John Miller
The amount of people that get that wrong literally makes me seethe
Gavin Bell
Reminder that Brohit is presently winning the match
Atheists BTFO
Christian Ross
who's winning?
Wyatt Allen
what about animal grab?
Landon Torres
>implying I don't have a Salix bat
Blake Allen
nrl is over lads, i heard there was cricket on???
Jaxon Long
>the state of this bowling """attack"""
At least WA might win
Eli Fisher
When the fuck is agar coming back lad
James Watson
Stream for the 50/50 lads? I need to get through to 4am to make a complete 24hrs of sport watching.
Justin Cooper
>ACBs are returning ugh
Cred Forums Pass user since March 2016.
Levi Young
While in detention awaiting trial, Johnson wrote a letter that stated: "Hi. My name is Mitchell. My thoughts and prayers are with those people who were killed, or shot, and their families. I am really sad inside about everything. My thoughts and prayers are with those kids that I go to school with. I really want people to know the real Mitchell someday. Sincerely, Mitchell Johnson."
Carson Powell
fucking declare REEEEEEEEEEE
Logan Young
>296/3 >JP Duminy b Marsh 82
Christian Hill
>tfw working for the AEC and getting $25 an hour and working 7.5 hours per day 5 days a week
I can't believe how little Newstart allowance actually is.
Evan Evans
Tbh New Zealand aren't going to last a session
Justin Phillips
I am literally going to castrate Behrendorff the useless shit
Adam Foster
>8, 1, 49, 0 dumb cunt
Carter Roberts
Could rain ruin this for us?
Ian Sanders
Based fucking Behrendorff call up to the international side when
Adrian Carter
He put >us in shit creek lad, salvaging a draw doesn't mean shit
Parker Barnes
At least Rimmington and Cartwright were elite. Once Paris comes back >we should do better.
Daniel Ward
Marsh and Zampa are the only bowlers who should be anywhere near the team, this is fucking dire
Blake Adams
Behrendorff is back from injury. Cut him some slack.
One Dayers is his worst format though because he can't bowl all his overs with the new ball.
This was more the Dedbacks choking.
We need Paris and Mackin back.
Hastings isn't a bad backup but Worrall/Boland/Mennie are domestic players at best.
I do rate Tremain though
Jack Robinson
>We what part of Western Australia are you from m8?
James Fisher
Melville
Jason Ross
No more AFL or NRL, time to get super comfy now lads
Jaxon Morgan
fuck the NRl. SportsFM broadcast that shit over the WA v SA tie.
Brad Haddin is a fucking cunt Tbh I like it when players are aggressive like Warner, Johnson and Merv were, but Haddin was always the guy that took things too far
Charles Thomas
you now remember Nantie Hayward
John Miller
Oh for fucks sake
Jeremiah Moore
literally who?
Eli Turner
>Cred Forums cricket....
get this posted on channel 9 BBL unironically
Jose Hall
That useless fat cunt
If you really want to put him in the team, let him bat in the middle. He's fucking useless against the new ball
what the fuck is wrong with finch can't time the ball and plays fucking stupid shots
Parker Baker
Coles have a sale on this, $3.80.
Fuck it's so good.
Owen Morgan
used to have their berry one, fucking great stuff. It's literally just pureed fruit and sugar combined.
Jack Rodriguez
>Required RR 7.48
why is Australia so fucking shit
Charles Edwards
>Our bowling attack Literally what the fuck were they thinking and how did they think it was even remotely acceptable? When fucking Boland is the best bowler in your side something is very wrong.
Isn't it Lehman who is exposed for resting him so he didn't get ODI playtime?
James Evans
I am convinced he was asked to leave the Sri Lankan tour because he was fucking furious over the test series and taking it out on everyone. He looked fucking pissed during the pyjama he played and was constantly arguing with Warner and Bailey.
William Roberts
bailey is our only good batsman atm
Michael Carter
Warner mate
Bailey just gets lucky as fuck, nothing about his batting inspires confidence
Sebastian King
he's not good to watch but he has grit
watch warner meme himself out shortly and leave bailey to steer this shambles of a chase
Eli Gomez
Radbdaadbadbadba is actually elite at 21. Would walk into any squad in the world easily. Fucken scary, he WILL be better than Steyn.
Carter Morales
Rabada is going to be fucking elite
Lincoln Perry
>In early 2015, Rabada showed his ability in the longer format. He claimed the South African record for the best bowling figures in a first-class match, 14 for 105, surpassing the haul taken by Dale Steyn seven seasons before that was at 20 compared to Steyn in his prime
Brayden Peterson
Getting exposed right now. It's fucking embarassing >Muslim guy top tier on fast bouncy tracks >Cricket Australia decided to drop/rest him when he would shine >Decide to pick the worst bowling seen in Australia for half a century Literally fucking seething lads
Carson Powell
he's also t h i c c
Matthew Young
Has the quota, dare I say it, been proven right?
Thomas Walker
>Decide to pick the worst bowling attack in Australian colours*
Noah Rogers
Khawaja deserved the drop Tbh What >we're sorely missing is Coulter-Nile, Shaun Marsh and the Hazlewood/Starc duo
Jason Thompson
>half a century This is the worst Australian bowling """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""attack""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of all time, bar none. This is beyond embarassing.
Easton White
>george bailey
Bentley Powell
n e w
Colton Williams
>tfw bet.co.za were running a patriotic promo for backing sa against Oz in the 2 odi's and test and didn't get on it
Carter Russell
South Africa have two tiers of first class cricket. One is franchise which has 6 teams and the other is provincial which has 14 teams.
International bowlers barely play franchise let alone provincial.
But yes Rabada is a great prospect.
Khawaja got dropped because both Warner and Finch have really good records. I'd love to fuck off Finch for good but he does keep on scoring runs.
Mason Parker
>Frankston Peninsula Of fucking course he is.
Parker Cook
he could literally become a GOAT
but he wont because SA will run him into the dirt with their quota bullshit by playing him in every game in every format
Angel Cook
>for half a century no really, has there EVER been a worse bowling lineup put out by Australia in any format?
This is LITERALLY an entire lineup of NSW rejects playing for other states and Mitchell Marsh