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#KeepFighting
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>rally mantis and cotton candy girl would have gotten us both in the playoffs if meme magic were real
what went wrong former futilitybros
year = f(-x)=3(-x)^2+8=3x^2+8=f(x)
Neither meme could change the evenness of the year
Perhaps both of them just thought it wise to bide their time
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Jose Bautista is going to miss the playoffs and in 2017 will set sail for Glorious Nippon where he'll come off the bench for the BayStars in the bottom of the 8th when they're down by 12 and he can flip his bat immediately after striking out swinging on a pitch in the dirt
NO ONE SLEEP IN BALTIMORE
The even year meme prophecises orange-black teams winning the Eries. It doesn't have to be the Giants.
>yfw it's a Giants-Orioles Eries and the baseball gods high-five each other and grab some popcorn
Doyers please, your indifference for the Cardinals and your hatred of the Jints should make your path clear, win some fucking baseball games.
Makes you wonder how they are ever going to top the 2014 series in sheer drama.
>he'll come off the bench for the BayStars
jej
hopefully we can play you guys for the wc game if somehow we win it out and we get luck, record's on our side :3
>indifference for the Cardinals
except for, you know,
>multiple entries
Fak u
No bully us Memeiners. Gibe back Nelly.
As I've said you lot are the only team I'm fearing for a WC match. We have some mojo after Kim's dinger in Toronto, but you want to tell me a team that reaches the playoffs the first time in 15 WON'T be more fired up?
Yeah, there's no way we won't be out of it if we somehow pull all the strings and get in by mere hap.
This team goes on missions at exactly the wrong times, they remind me of the 2011 Tigers if anything, up and down all year, they memed their way to the ALCS with all of this hype on their side. They fell short though.
Oh and I think if we played the Rangers we'd seek for revenge the same way we enacted it on Houston earlier this week. Tiki will disagree with me here, but I think the Mariners are definitely a hungrier team for bigger wins. Not saying we'll make the playoffs, but I am saying the desire to make statement wins is with us.
I KNOW the Cards will 2/3 the Pierats. But I'm worried about the Dodgers taking the series vs the Giants.
Definitely the Dodgers should definitely be looking to win this series since it will be cuckolding the Giants out of the playoffs, but do they really wana face the Cards in the NLCS? (Cards are going to finally expose the Cubs meme pitching and hit them harder than Jofer crashed that boat into the rocks in the NLDS) Tough call.
#KeepFighting
Going tonight and tomorrow. Whatever the outcome this 2016 Mariners team has the absolutely been the most fun team of the last decade. I could watch this team play together forever.
What will happen to this chart if Toronto, and Detroit lose and Seattle wins tonight.
>if Toronto, and Detroit lose
more like WHEN they lose, am I right?
Indeed, especially after 2014, and with Cano raking. kudos to you boys holding court with the M's during "12s season". I don't particularly want to face you, but best of luck these last 2 games (probably 3 actually) toward the wild card. We all gonna make this a Post to remember.
Nice pct you got there
Nice team, stadium and ownership you got there
Hey /mlb/, post fun vids from your team. Celebrate the last regular season weekend.
>implying the Doyers get past DC
>implying they won't get PTSD from the color of the Nats unis thanks to the '08 Phils, '09 Phils, '13 Cards, and '14 Cards
I went to the last 2 games of the year in 2014... 2014 is actually the first year I had season tickets to the Mariners, the first year I was financially stable enough to pay for them myself... I remember the feeling and the emotion sitting in the stands, it took me back to being at an ALDS game in 2001
If nothing else, if it all ended with heartbreak, loss, and thoughts of "look at this, look at what they did. Next year, we're gonna rock" Look at what they did in the first year of new ownership, the first year under a new manager... hell the first year under a rookie manager. Look at how good they were, how good they can be with a couple more pieces. Look at how far the minor league system came.
2014 was fun, but the team didn't feel like this, I haven't given up on a game this team has played until the final out since the 2nd week of April. So if it all ended tomorrow, Sunday, Monday, a week from now, or a month from now. I'm just ecstatic for the future.
I remember that news that Nintendo pulled out, and how M's fans were practically outside their skin in jubilee. Shit, I think the team went on a big tear after that (prob during the Best Road Avg Days)
I like your outlook, and I'm happy you have it. Any team with a new leaf to turn over should be this excited. Imagine Ventura gets canned in the off season, I expect the Who's to paint this general in animu. It's a huge feel.
Have a teal waifu, M's bro. Have a good weekend.
>Cardinals 1 game back of the second wild card
>Could miss players if they lose tonight and Giants win
Memes aside, for the record, I thought it was badass Cubs took down their blood rivals in the NLDS last year.
>tfw no MiLB gf
Not gonna lie. This video gets me all misty eyed.
Don't you dare to talk shit about Baltimore fuckboi
>NO ONE SLEEP
>Talking shit
Talking HYPE my man. Lrn 2 DE JA VU
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Welcome back baby, to the disc'O' fire
I want to die
Go Sox Go
Cardinals going to make the NLDS and take out the Cubs. Arrieta, Lester, and Hendricks are going to get hit harder than a speedboat slamming into the rocks by sailors on cocaine at 3 am.
Called.
71592865
Way too soon.
elbow/bone spurs/Tommy John/shoulder
elbow/arm fatigue/strep throat
elbow/shoulder/bone spurs
elbow/Tommy John/forearm soreness/ulnar nerve
knee
shoulder/labrum tear
old/fat
>responding to based AJ
>current year
i never thought he was that bad. I give more than fair leeway to a LOT of personalities ITT, to boot.
Poor Who's, sharing a fandom with the lout over some manbabby catcher
>Ty Blach starting today for the Giants
this could go either very well or very, very poorly
Pirates please do your thing
Nats desu senpai
>using practically the same color for two teams
JUST
What went wrong with the Blue Jays?
they tried to operate a major league baseball club in a third world country
They trusted this man
as a dodger fan I'm going to laugh and cry very hard , hard enough to make the alcohol go away if we lose badly today
Injuries
they should not even compete for the WC
let tigers or seattle take their place they have a healthier team
>I trust Josh Donaldson
>Braves start playing super well to end the season
>Suddenly play like shit vs Detroit
Really makes you think
>yfw these lovely ladies end the even year meme
3>6>7>2>8>4>1>9>5
m8...
Nimmo and Rivera actually don't look that bad desu
I like it. With Suarez you know he's at least going to give up 3 runs in 5 innings against this Dodgers team, while Blach is a lefty and might be able to put up 3-4 scoreless innings or maybe 1 run. He's still relatively unknown and looked great in his first 2 outings. Just bring in Suarez to mop up if Blach starts getting hit hard
HIGH TEST
Don't embarass yourself.
This Oriole gets it.
>tfw 6 players with 20+ hrs
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>tfw 6 players with 25+ hrs
Can Shapiro make this a good team like the Indians in the next decade after he gets rid of all of these shitters?
>tfw zero (0) players with 20 homeruns
>30 (Thirty) home runs
Lel
There's no way my Dodgers don't win it all this year!
>muh Kershaw
>muh Seager
>muh Puig
mets phils clinch edition
Cardinals will get revenge this year
>tfw every game starts within 15 minutes of each other tomorrow
imagine a world where Craig Kimbrel didn't walk people
Imagine a world where Jose Fernandez didn't die
colon wearing a funny hat thread
also mets phils
>Mets can clinch with a win
Do you cuck fans realy this ball club is gonna do shit with only 2 legit pitchers?
Wait is noah even gonna pitch? Lmao
What a waste of a wild card spot
You guys lost moose
he'd be as good as Rivera was
Please win today Boston and New York. Mariners can make it. Braves can also help out. Just hope the M'S keep winning
Nice try, but we win the WS this year. The magic from 73 is strong in this team
Shut the fuck up beta
This is jays country
>rooting for the sox/yankees ever
Flush yourself
Blue jays are pretty stupid for giving up Noah. Enjoy it
Jung Ho Kang 3 run HR
3-0 Pirates in 1st
I believe in Rodon
WE WUZ KANGS AN STEELWORKERS AN SHEIT!!!
Thanks Pirate bros, keep it up
>rosenthals tie: women helping women
fuckn lol
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>piss scotty
>All across the midwest, reports are pouring in of mass meth overdoses. All houses where the bodies were found contained televisions tuned to the Pirates-Cardinals game.
F
reply to this post if you aren't going to see your team playing in october 2017
Who's scheduled to pitch for the >Mest tomorrow? Syndergaard?
lesgo gients
cmon gients lesgo
are there any games on cable right now?
Yeah but if they clinch today pretty sure they've said they're probably only gonna have him go like 25 pitches.
So if they lose and the jints and Cards both win, they've got no choice but to give him a full start on Sunday then.
ahahaha
JUST
mest lillies on fox
>@MichaelWacha hopefully you take a linedrive to ur face
annnnnnd mets are winning
it's like pottery
Daily reminder that the St. Louis Cardinals willingly placed their entire 2016 season in the hands of Michael Wacha.
what happens if he doesnt touch home base?
go cubs!!
Technically the run isn't supposed to count if that happens (there's no way to tell here though and it's just assumed he does) but things have happened where the runner didn't touch home plate and the run still counted
m.youtube.com
A homerun is a homerun so it's pretty much just a formality, but I think they should make them step on home plate just because
seriously never gets old man
never felt so happy for a player in any sport than I did for Ishikawa man
Seriously man, of all of the moments of 10,12, and 14 I think that one gave me the purest rush of joy. It just seemed so unlikely that it would be him and then he fucking takes him deep. It was amazing
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
Daily reminder that the Dodgers haven't even been to a World Series in 27 years
>It was amazing
qft
Not anymore
Daily reminder that the Giants are still fighting for a playoff spot
Daily reminder the Giants have a better all time record than the Dodgers, more World Series championships, and more pennants, and that many grown men in their early 30's were not old enough to remember the Dodgers winning the World Series and have nothing to equate the experience to
LA Dodgers 5
SF Giants 3
Yeah sure thing bud
Dodgers: Have a bye week
Giants: Will be a bye week for someone else
Yup!
Giants: 8
Dodgers: 6
A Dodgers fan who knows nothing about baseball, what a surprise. Way to try and twist shit like the dumb bitch you are
Way to count championships won in New York
LOS ANGELES Dodgers: 5
SAN FRANCISCO Giants: 3
Why don't those count?
You're not up on your baseball history or what?
Hey, Bartolo Colon-non, you didn't stop the Colonverse after one season did you?
>Club doesn't change in anyway besides changing locations
>Those championships that club won when it was somewhere else don't count!!!1!
Yeah I don't get it man
I guess the Dodgers don't get to claim Jackie Robinson anymore either then
How is today's giants/dodgers game even fair, it's like some special needs 15 year old vs a first ballot hall of famer in his prime years.
Don't the giants kind of need to win a game?
Go Phils
Not really. Their magic number is only 1 if the Cardinals lose
If the Cardinals lose this game then they at least play the Cardinals in one game playoff and can't be eliminated by the Dodgers
Fucking Pirates
>Pirates
I did, actually. The OG Bartolo retired and my Show had too many franchises saved so I couldn't save it anyway, and it was late and I was too lazy to delete one. Sorry
>THE SHANTY CITY OF PITTSBURGH
>Pie rats
I feel like this wild card situation is really surprising, before the all stat break I never would have thought the Giants could collapse so hard
Bullpen woes; but specifically 1 (ONE) guy.
>Santiago Casilla
2016 season:
__ SF 7.0 GB of division
__ Casilla Blown Saves = 9
(btw, team blown saves = 30)
(almost 1/3 of the team's blown saves is his)
He single-handedly lost the division for the team
You should do one where every player on every team is as bad as they possibly could be
how could they be any worse than Fatman?
Making everyone with an overall 0 would be even more meme worthy than an all Bartolo league
What was the highest scoring game
Should I do another real player, like everybody is Santiago Casilla or Justin Smoak, or just make everybody 0 OVR?
In the playoffs the Angels threw down 4 runs, that's the most runs I remember seeing
I vote either everyone 0 overall, or everyone Stephen "Upgrade" Drew
Make everyone Mike Trout, see how well that goes.
Come to think of it, an all Stephen Drew league wouldn't be that meme-y since he has decent power
Better yet, make everyone in the AL Mike Trout, and everyone in the NL Bryce Harper.
make everyone have the maximum in everything
There ya go
>yfw the Cubs get swept by the jints in the NLDS
Bartoloverse Sequel Poll:
LA Dodgers vs SF Giants
4:05 PM ET | 1:05 PM PT
I vote 0
>PIRATES
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
Cardinals @ Mets tbqh
see you Wednesday, inferior teams
Will the meets end the even year """""""meme"""""""
>lillies fans unironically thought they would keep the Mets out of the wildcard
lmao
>METHINALS
>METHINALS
>METHINALS
>METHINALS
>METHINALS
No
>Cardinals win
CARDINALS WIN
>pissrats
lel enjoy another 20 seasons of sub-.500 ball
Cardinals get handed another win by the umps, lol
we did it boys
>1 game playoff
>only syndergaard is alive still
like pottery
>The Mets did it
ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
>Mets wearing shirts that say "Made for October"
pure fucking irony
>Reyes hugging Terry and saying "thank you for bringing me back"
Kek
>Mets have clinched wild card
>98.7% chance to make the playoffs
Fucking ESPN
ump was awful throughout the game. they gave pittsburgh a major break in the 2nd inning
>Indians-Mest WS
>teams celebrating the opportunity for a one-game playoff with champagne
Why is this allowed?
its a long season
Its still the playoffs, you can rest until said game, which is big.
>Yankees in charge of not being useless
>Leaf
Enjoy your 0 (zero) playoff appearances in any sport this year.
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Lolwut craptors were in the ECF. Toronto has been more successful than Jew York in sports this year.
I'm a little disappointed/embarrassed about it desu.
Making into the playoffs, even for a one game wildcard series is still an achievement.
Attention. Clayton Kershaw has a perfect game through three (3) innings.
Is that Addison Reed?
I'd think it'd be a 50% chance now that they've got the play in game.
>Basketball
I said "sport."
>This isn't where I parked my car
The Wild Card Game is part of the postseason.
>tied at 0
wow amazing
It's ok bud most people forgot the knicks exist. Just one more joke from the city of failures.
We're returning the favor for Thursday night
i hope we get swept
Are the playoffs going to have retarded game times this year?
Can't wait for thos 12 pm games on a weekday.
They're going to be scheduled so the NEET master race can watch baseball from morning til past midnight.
>Kershit
>Happ vs. Rodriguez
Jays ARE going to win today... right?
They've got a clubhouse full of rookies. It's good to let them get a taste of the playoffs, since some of them won't be on the roster.
>Kershit
>Lesster
Unlikely. Would rather lose and see Gibby fired
heheheheh
I'm more of a Mets fan than anyone but be reasonable, man
It's called the POSTseason for a reason nigger
Go M's
no
It's a postseason gane which allows them to get into the playoffs.
what do you suppose he meant by this?
Are you retarded?
Bumgarner and Kershaw both look a little slow
No amount of quality starts will save the starters from the state of this fucking pen. Even players are getting game costing errors every game.
Josh Donaldson uses steroids
>doyers
Where did the show user go?
He meant they are a 2nd half team.
Really makes you think, though.
>shilling for your video game blog
Did the Dodgers just let some no name rookie go 8 shutout innings?
Hello /mlb/. I come from /hoc/. As you may know, the meme-well has completely dried up over there, and I am looking for inspiration to create fresh new batches of memes that will once again make /hoc/ great.
Please post your strongest, most powerful memes so I can analyze. Thanks.
Gonna be 9 in about 20 minutes
was the no name rookie a lefty?
>>>/cuckhoop/
we have washed up memes too, fuck off
I was busy before, and I'm putting off work. The voting was decisive, I'll let you know when the season's about to start and I'll make everyone in the majors 0 OVR
Haven't been here, what are you doing?
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>Kershaw will pitch a CGSO gem
What did pissboi men by this?
ANDY PETTITTE IS A STAHTING PITCHUH OGHKAY
BACK AFDA THIS
Last night I downloaded a Show roster where all 750 players in the Majors were Bartolo Colon, and simulated a season. I got all kinds of wacky stats, but my favorite moments were a 64 inning 1-0 game between the White Sox and the Yankees, nobody putting up positive offensive WAR, and nobody drawing a walk the entire season. Also, one of the Bartolos got a steal, the only one in the Majors all season. Now people want me to another season, so I'm going to make everyone's stats 0 and see how it plays out.
>Now people want me to another season
no we don't ffs
Is there a setting where you can make it to where the players have no progression? Because some of the players might improve their overall throughout the season if there isn't one
Diet coke
I noticed that did happen, some of the Bartolos learned to hit over the course of the year, a few even getting up to 13 power. I think if I set everyone's potential to 0 they can't get any better, because their talent ceiling would be 0.
Potential can improve throughout the course of a season/career too. I'm not sure how likely it is when their potential is zero though.
>goes 302-253 as a manager
>gets fired after a half season of .500 ball
>eight years pass
>still has only held one career managerial position
why?
Because baseball be racist
Nats clinch home field in NLDS
Who /ByeWeek/ here?
Dodgers reporting in
Who holds the tie breaker between Mest and Gints
the mets already got the first wild card
the mets won the season series
Fuck you, Kershit.
>BeliEVEN
Who /Giants&Warriors/ here?
>Romo
>Blach
>paGONE
Is it happening again?
its not a meme when its happened the last 5 years user, and if It happens AGAIN, then the meme will take off at epic proportions, might even decimate /mlb/ more than it already has
cuckhoop faggots fuck off
>>>/nba/
They don't have the team this year.
Red Sox, Warriors and Seahawks/Sounders here
It's good being a Seattle sports fan
In early August, Terry Collins passed Bobby Valentine for most losses in Mets franchise history. I can't find a single article mentioning this though so idk how to cite it on Wikipedia.
Who's excited for the NYClippers to eliminate the Jints?
You just cite a page with the actual stats
BLACHED
just like the pirates were going to in 2014?
>october
>multiple entries man starts underperforming
Cleveland for all here
>Baltimeme Poorioles
>Next week
>Who's pumped for the Cubs to eliminate the Jints?
>Week after that
>Who's ready for the Nationals to btfo the Giants?
>World Series time
>Oh god someone please stop the even year meme
betances is going to enter the game. automatic win for the O's
won't even have to ask any of those questions
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well /mlb/?
/mlb/ discord
I APOLOGIZE BASED BABY BOMBERS
>Betances still has to come in
Hold your apologies, my man.
>"The boy with the glass elbow" versus "Unbeatable in October"
hmmm i dunno
>unbeatable in October
>got raped by the Nats in an elimination game in 2014
Hmmmm
>the free territory of the cubics
>1st day of October
>Kershit BTFO
Really generates contemplation
cubs winjets wolves
That's some autistic rage there. I beat him and Pineda get dinner together.
Remember when Pissboi was laughing at the giants having no farm?
>muh 100 mph fastball and quirky throwing motion
>7 innings of 1 run ball is getting BTFO
>His ERA was lowered
Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans
The fact that he only gave up 1 ER in 7 innings and could have gone 9 innings, yet you think he sucked just proves he's the goat.
Daily reminder Dodgers fans on Cred Forums dont even know what winning the WS feels like, unless theyre older than 30
>outdueled by a kid with one (1) prior MLB start
>MFW Doydoys will try and do mental gymnastics to pretend that he didn't completely collapse
>L
>3 runs
>outdueled by a literally who rookie
>2 hits given up to said rookie
Holy fuck Bobby Orr.
Giants may have won this series and the season series, but the Dodgers will win the WORLD SERIES
>Giving up a home run to an ancient guy with bad knees, a bad back, and zero power at AT&T
Really sets those neurons firing..
As for real though, congrats to Ty Blach. That was pretty cool
Hahahahahaha. No.
don't forget about the 98 mph sinker
Yeah that will be his only Giants highlights because your season ends after Monday
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You're welcome!
>kershaw collapsed
>not the dodgers outfield players who also played shitty defense
What does that make bumshit? The dude gave up 3 ER yesterday.
Thanks for allowing us to clinch the NLCS at home, Jints-bros!
Bum got the W
Kershaw took the L
Do the math
Thanks. Now beat the mest.
>Clayton Kershaw has a 4.29 FIP, 5.14 K/9, 1.29 HR/9 in October.
Really stimulates the brain...
Vin's last game will be like how he started - an 18-4 SF Giants loss
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Is he, dare I say it, back?
>it's october again
I'm not a Giants fan bro
Lay off the salt
Post here if your team has clinched a playoff spot
NOT SO FAST JINTSFAGS!
>Vogey starting for the Pie Rats
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Do jints fags really think the dodgers really wanted to win the game? They had nothing to play for lel
THE METS DID IT HOLY SHIT LADS
other than home field advantage?
Why do Jintsfags think they can beat Syndegaard?
they beat him in their last matchup
Tomorrow's going to be lit af desu senpai
TUNE INTO THE BRAVES GAME
JON SMOLTZ HAS MADE AN APPEARANCE ON THE MOUND
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shit, which one was I thinking of
Bumgarner gave up 4 runs then hit a grand salami
I think that was degrom
yah, that was it
Why are we assuming the Jints are playing the Mets? The Cards are still in it
thor's first start against the giants this year he matched up with bumgarner and lost 6-1
2 games before his second start, degrom and bumgarner pitched and we lost 10-7
wouldn't the Cardinals need to win, the Giants need to lose and then the Cards to beat the Giants in a tiebreaker?
yeah but the jints need to lose the next game, I don't see it happening
dont jinx us, you asshat
>Save: Casilla
lel
WINDIANS btw
windians!
>A September Call-up
>On his second major league start
>out-duels a Cy Young winner
that's why we play 162 games
hmmm
WS
Welp
Red Sox
REMINDER
Freddie Freeman is the most underrated player in baseball.
Say it with me:
CULTURAL
ENRICHMENT
So if they both win/both lose tomorrow, who gets the second NL WC
giants. They're 1 Game ahead
giants lose/cards win = cards have the tiebreaker?
No there's game 163 but would be played in STL
Why Texas holds tiebreaker over Boston in case of same record in AL?
Next tiebreaker after head-to-head is record in your division.
Thanks.
>this news
>this Shields start shitshow
Fuck everything. Time to bust open the cabinet. Why the fuck do I and the few other Sox fans that exist on Cred Forums even fucking bother anymore.
twitter.com
>Francona said Bauer will pitch Game 1 of ALDS. Kluber wanted to pitch Thursday, but manager "overruled him." Thinks this is best approach.
>With Kluber coming back from quadriceps issue, Francona felt Bauer was better situated to handle possible short-rest assignment for Game 4.
Probably makes the most sense since Kluber would be on full rest for a possible Game 5, and Bauer has went on short rest before and been successful (19 inning game vs Toronto).
The Cardinals have roughly a 25%-30% chance of forcing a tiebreaker game with the Giants
Can the Cardinals (who are definitely the good guys, having won the World Series 2 of the past 5 years, 3 of the past 10 years, having made the playoffs 5 years in a row, having made the playoffs 6 of the last 7 years, having made the playoffs 12 out of the last 16 years, and having won the most World Series than any National League team in history (11)) stop the big bad Giants?
>Francona, on informing Bauer he was the Game 1 starter... right after the pitcher gave up two runs in the 6th today
kek
>Can the Cardinals (who are definitely the good guys,
Stopped Reading there.
Are you drunk again Rbo? You did read that tweet correctly, right?
>Cardinals (who are definitely the good guys
aaron blair has ten fucking strikeouts
literally who
tiggers are shit lmao
exactly
>Multiple Entries Saturday
>not haturday
Sure is obsession in here
While Ricky is going to be an upgrade, it won't fix anything else worth a fuck in the short term. It's only a matter of time before the Chicago White Sox are gonna be called the Chicago Cubs rejects considering the Sox have used Olt, Shark, Soto, Bonofacio, and Ajax the past 4-5 years.
Also yes I am, thanks for asking.
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>fangraphs
I just want to keep the Methinals out of the playoffs. ;__;
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help me out pissboi, wheres the CGSO you promised me today?
>If he qualified he'd have done it
yeah, assuming he wouldnt give up the hits that would be enough to inflate his WHIP in that time
god doydoys are fucing retarded
Vogey is going to fuck the Cardinals in the ass tomorrow
I believe in you Pirates
How are Jints fans gonna feel that their season is over after Monday, when the Cards defeat you in the play-in game?
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godspeed vogey
help us out one more time
Based Peasant
can anyone stop justin upton?
Yeah becuase as we all know kershaw falls apart in the regular season right? Like today when he got "BTFO" but lowered his ERA, FIP, and raised his WAR.
Call him a choke all you want but Kershaw is the greatest regular season pitcher of all time.
>doydoys
Are you 12?
>Regular season
what do you mean? Are you saying something happens to him when october rolls around?
If that happens I wouldn't feel too bad
A little disappointed, but I thought we weren't even going to make it this far, so it's all good
Why do you care?
>tripfag
are you an attention seeking homosexual?
Are people really blind to the fact that Kershaw is one of the living GOATS of this game? I don't get this meme? Is it ironic?
What's the hat for? That's not gonna stop the rain
Reminder that doyers said this today.
You guys got BTFO by a "some special needs 15 year old" ... We're waiting to fuck you up next week. Screech's large beak gets first dibs.
No, it's just the arrogance and constant circlejerking around him is a turnoff and nobody gives a fuck. We get it. Go jerk off to more Kershaw pictures
multiple entries
Every time someone posts
>kershaw is great lol
I google "kershaw balk" and have a laugh
GO MARINERS
>regular season
No im just better than you
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wew filtered
he has to face
>le potato dinger man
again
not so fast doyangeles
>announcing a filter
>be kershaw
>get BTFO
>lower my career ERA against the faggots to 1.54
>it's the lowest against ERA against a single team in the history of baseball.
>"b-but he-h-he isn't that good"
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DG (Damage Gone-troll)
did that 1.54 stop him from losing the game?
usatoday.com
>The Toronto Blue Jays will host the first game of a potential three-way tiebreaker Tuesday while the Baltimore Orioles have opted to play one home game Wednesday instead of playing two potential road games to earn a wild-card berth, MLB officials told USA TODAY Sports.
it all ends tomorrow brehs
>this thread
... but it rolls on to the playoffs.
My post to reply ratio (P/R) is just as good as Kershaw's (S/W).
24 (you)'s in 7 Posts.
JUST
Zim zam with the flim flam
>doydoys
>in a very long river
get it?
bases loaded 0 outs
miggy is coming up
tune the fuck in bros
'Sup, Yuka-tan?
>DETOILET
HAHAHA
DETROIT LOSING TO THE BARVES
>detoilet
lol
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
detroit tigers front office strategy:
>sign the worst free agents for hundreds of millions of dollars
>completely neglect all aspects of farm system development
>trade for fully developed pitching prospects from other farm systems to make it look like you're smart
user you're bluetooth is on.
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>detoilet
lol
Tigers btfo
>detoilet
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fish joining in ( & )
da nile
denial
Thanks Brazil, already knew that
>choking your season away
>to the barfs
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hi I just started watching baseball yesterday can someone explain the multiple entries meme to me
>start browsing other boards out of boredom
>see this
>Cred Forums gold is finally real
it's ogre
>He actually bought a Cred Forums pass
How embarrassing
Boston needs to win for maximum wild card chaos
Freddie Freeman - Overrated
Julio Teheran - 3+ ERA
Dansby Swanson - Bust
no fuck off
u - mad
Embrace the chaos buddy. A boston and seattle win puts us on the verge of a 4 way ties
>this team finishes as the only team to have its longest losing streak on the year at 3 games and the longest winning steak on the year at 14 games
Have the Dodgers been officially exposed as right handed pitching babbies?
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Who the fuck cares?
>he's still posting like a 12 year old
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mets are the good guys tbqh
t. Faggot whose team can't stop themselves from catching losses to more losses and can't ride the wins
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BLOW GAYS
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B A L K
A
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>Osuna
L M A O
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>kimbrel
well, gg guys
was fun while it lasted
>balking in the game tying run
LEL
>winning record vs lefties
>hurr right handed babies
Stay obsessed tho
>canada in charge of sports
JUST
FUCK
MY
SHIT
UP
SENPAI
Jays what are you doing
You haven't seen their batting stats against lefties?
Why are you mad? It's obviously a glaring weakness of theirs
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Windians desu
cmon bros give the jays ur power
fuck the red sox
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Kimbrel is really something special.
>jasy
>canadian bablalse
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>the Dodgers can hit left handed pitching
What did the delusional Dodgers fan mean by this?
FUCK
whew kimbrel
youtube.com
Who could it be?
Let's go BJs
Thanks, Zeke.
>that swag
He learned it from his dad.
>>>>>>>>>>>>.kimbrul
>>>>>>>>>>>>.red.cucks
comon bros give jazys your power
ther the only team that can stuff boston pussy in the postseason
>Leave the postseason to my son
>kimblow
>zeke single-handedly putting this team on his back and carrying us to the postseason
my heart
>338 hits vs 1030
>doyers
>it's setting up for a big papi walk off home run with 2 outs in the 9th
>they took out big papi
dumbasses
Whew lad, relax yourself.
>implying Jasy won't blow the lead
>those L vs. R splits
Brah plz jazy can tear the cover of the ball no other offense is potent
plus jazy will feast of david price
i hate the red sox
Give Brad your power /mlb/.
>Red Sux
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew lads
Dude, I am going to fucking lose my mind.
Kimbrel is not fit to be a closer. The dude is going to fucking cost us in the postseason.
And it feels like he's been choking in pressure situations lately.
And now we're the #3 seed.
I'm worried and angry.
is detroit eliminates?
lmao
the fuck.... my app had detroit at 1game behind the jays while the game was still in progress (7th inning)
is mlb scripted?
fuck is this shit?
No. Detroit can tie for the wild card if either the O's or Jays lose tomorrow, and they win their game plus the make-up game with the Indians on Monday. Mariners look to be eliminated tonight though
they're 1.5 back now because of that game they postponed
now if jays and orilols win tomorrow they don't even have to play it
I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
Mariners are far from eliminated, it's the 4th inning.
So Tigers have to win Sunday/Monday + Jays/Orioles loss Sunday?
>felix hernandez starts tomorrow
>still no meaningful october baseball for felix hernandez
really makes you think
You're assuming they need to play. We sweep KC tomorrow and the Blow Gays finish off the Sux, Indians get HFA and Detroit is elimated
Yes
>Bob Nightengale @BNightengale 42m42 minutes ago
>The #Tigers lose 5-3, and now need help. The #Tigers need to win Sunday, and have #BlueJays or #Orioles lose to stay alive until Monday
>Bob Nightengale @BNightengale 5m5 minutes ago
>The #BlueJays win, and bring clarity to wild-card picture. If they win Sunday, they will clinch the No. 1 wild-card seed,hosting the game
Of course I'm assuming they need to play, I'm describing a situation in which they tie for the wild card. You slow or something?
HOPEFULLY THAT WIN WAS SAVED FOR TOMORROW YOU DUMB FAGGOT
>he's been dogshit in his last like 3 outings.
Farrell, just rest everyone tomorrow. No need to get anyone hurt in a game we'll probably get blown out in.
>rags
Eat bricks brah
>rags
Would still also need the Orioles to win tomorrow in that scenario.
>>rags
So if the Tigers win two in a row and the orioles/blue jays lose tomorrow, the AL Wild Card Game gets pushed to Wednesday?
What
Are the yankeees in the post season?
I don't care otherwise.
Nah, it'll depend on who loses.
If the Jays lose, the Tigers and Jays play tuesday in a tiebreak to face the O's in the WC
If the O's lose, the Tigers and the O's play tuesday in a tiebreak to face the Jay's in the WC
So the answer is yes you dolt
They can't play Game 163 and the WC game on the same day
desu i dont give a fuck if detroit wins out and the birds lose tomorrow
i just dont wanna see seattle in the postseason
let those faggots continue to suffer
Monday: Game 162 for the Tigers, opportunity to tie blue jays or orioles
Tuesday: Game 163 (originally scheduled for the AL Wild Card game though)
Wednesday: WC
ok, well, ya, um, dont yell at me
jerk
>Jason Mastrodonato @JMastrodonato 22s23 seconds ago
>Farrell says Kimbrel is still the closer. Said he won't swap him and Koji "for now."
>"for now"
TIME FOR "0 ERA IN THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER" KOJI TIME BABY
>implying Big Papi won't hit a Grand Slam in the bottom of the 9th with 2 outs and a 0-2 count so we are forced to watch a Tigers vs Indians game
mlb is controlled by the baseball gods, not by a rigged commissioner's office like cuckhoop
canadians wouldn't know anything about this
If Detroit loses they wouldn't though
Postseason tho.
""""""""""loses"""""""""""
>tfw Orioles/Blue Jays wild card game is GOING to happen
>implying the blue jays won't give up a 2-0 lead in the bottom of the 9th and lose the game
>Brad Ausmus, on tonight's loss impacting the Tigers' postseason chances: "It certainly doesn't help, but we're not dead yet."
>Kimbrel has 9 (NINE) walks in 9 (NINE) innings this month
>6.00 ERA
Koji please save us
>imagine the autism of a rags-blow gays alds
Eat shit pessimists
totally forgot about that, if the jays win they will play texas which would be a fun rematch to watch considering the autism last year
Arrangements can be made
Can meme magic make it happen
new
>last year