>game centered around players faking being pussies >get at least 1 goal in a game if you're lucky >most widely viewed sport on CRT tvs >corrupt socialist organization >least respected """"athletes"""" among any other sport
Someone typed this and thought to himself "This is the type of thread I want to make"
Mason Jenkins
>It's a soccer fags passively aggressively insult "that flag" without actually addressing the shittiness of their sport
Kevin Cooper
SHART ------------> MART
Leo Harris
>it's a burger makes an absolute abhorrent pointless thread and doesn't even realize it episode
Ian Ramirez
>flag DESIGNATED
Juan Hernandez
>pointless You're right the thread is about soccer, a pointless sport
Grayson Wood
saved to my american banter folder
Andrew Harris
feels good
Brandon Diaz
GO DOOOOPIN MENTAL!
Dylan Moore
> tfw even a thread about life would still be pointless
Luke Bailey
25,000 soviet rubles have been deposited into your FIFA® Account. Have a nice day
Kevin Flores
Do you know why soccer is so popular around the world? It's not how fun the game is, it's because it's so cheap to play it, poorfag Yuros and Africans can play it. All you need is a ball, while other sports require more equipment and time.
Nolan Ward
So you admit the sport is popular because it's literally only slightly better than being bored.
LOL it really is the worst sport in the world.
Levi Smith
>touchback >commercial >1 and 10 >run up the middle >10 yard penalty >holding >1 and 20 >run up the middle >gain of two >running back injured >commercial >2nd and 18 >QB says fuck it and chucks up a bullshit throw >defender slightly breathes on Reciever >Pass Interference >60 yard gain > THEY ARE NOW IN THE SNICKERS RED ZONE PRESENTED BY SPRINT > AND MAKE SURE TO WATCH AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF TWO BROKE SLUTS ONLY ON NBC > QB throws fade to the endzone > Reciever barely gets foot in >The play is under review >commercial >AFTER REVIEW THE RULING ON THE FIELD IS REVERSED >Coach gets in fight with officials >commercial >15 yard unsportsmanlike conduct >Kick field goal >commercial >kickoff >touchback >commercial >do it all over again
I don't think this semen slurping "sport" is for me guys
Michael Hall
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is a beautiful post
Colton Sanchez
Good post. Needs about ninety nine more commercials
Gabriel Price
This is true. Even games like rugby need special fields to play on. It's why soccer was the only English sport to spread to the degree it did. Cricket and rugby only expanded into British colonies.
Adrian Turner
congratulations on purchasing a Cred Forums pass mate!
Adam Miller
SHITTING
Chase Garcia
>ad takes up a portion of the shirt, which in turn takes up an even smaller portion of the screen >meanwhile in US sports ad takes up literally the whole screen, as well as audio, and sometimes even the commentators advertise
Joseph Butler
we used to play rugby on our school's blaze pitch
Robert Taylor
>Why is soccer the worst sport in history? It's actually not- hockey (ice and otherwise) is exactly the same, but with a bunch of cheap gimmicks and without the widespread appeal
Charles Fisher
Thanks for sharing.
Jace Myers
Ice hockey is much, much better because it involves people beating the shit out of each other on ice. If you think this isn't thrilling viewing then you should neck yourself.
Jace Bailey
>being a walking advertisement
Cuck
Brody Wood
yw bb
Hudson Brown
>there is people in the world who actually find this "sport" entertaining
Nathan Brooks
>people skating around in a metric fuckton of protective gear run into each other and get into occasional scuffles Fucking riveting. There are sports that really do involve athletes beating the shit out of each other, skip the bullshit and go watch them.
Cooper Long
It's got just the right amount of violence. Shit like boxing and MMA is too much, soccer is too little.
Liam Reed
You're so obsessed about our football that you made a thread hating about it. You're like a repressed homosexual.
Matthew Rivera
Fuck off texas
Julian Bell
U dont deserve that flag
Anthony Perez
rekt
handegg fags btfo and on eternal suicide watch (presented by Verizon)
Austin Bell
You know how I can tell you're fat?
Jealous he cant skate for more than 50 yards in one direction without getting winded. Go grab some corn chils and watch handegg you goof.
Noah Sanders
>watching Spurs-City on an American stream yesterday >clock occasionally switches to a Land Rover ad >And the Lexus extra time is 2 minutes Shit was weird. And then the ads at halftime were for the oddest shit.
Wyatt Allen
Yeah, cricket spread to India and Pakistan because it was so expensive to play!
Hudson Harris
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Tyler Harris
will americlaps ever recover? their won fucking lone star state blowing them the fuck out
>the """""""""""""""""""sport""""""""""""""""""" of handegg
webm related
William Gomez
best post
Isaiah Davis
Throw in commercials and the actual playing time is about 4 or 5%
Dominic Peterson
>the state of US after this post
mestizios on suicide watch
Luke Hall
Do you even know where your own colonies were, m8?
Christopher Rogers
there's a flag there, dude; it was illegal
Liam Ward
>socialist >implying the draft and salary caps in the USA aren't socialist