THREADLY REMINDER >The only reason I started caring about the FW division was Conor McGregor. His talk and antics made it interesting. >I’m in it for the entertainment and there are a handful of personalities (not necessarily just fighters, but personalities), who provide that entertainment. And I like seeing those guys. Reminder that Goobs fans are literally mandrama babies.
>Come next year Conor will have defended his title zero (0) times which makes it one of the longest stretches of inactivity (while active). >UFC 205 is November 12th, Conor won the title on December 12th of 2015. >By the time January comes around Conor still won’t have a title fight booked at featherweight. THREADLY REMINDER
Gabriel Wilson
Schaub's blessings upon ye
Parker Jackson
>low paying jobs >says the guy who sweeps chimneys and calls is HVAC
o i am laffin
Tyler Baker
Coma
Carson James
Still in the queue, we're still be blessed by LeBron
Aaron Baker
Upcoming events:
lmao fuck you pussy
Robert Moore
>implying you make that much year round >implying you make 6 figs doing grunt work on a dock Kek
Eli Gray
...
Joshua Cooper
>6pm - 3am
>four times a week
Hudson Lopez
B L E S S
Adrian White
Reminder that OP, the sperg whos been spending his sunday sperging out on here, claims to be married, own an """"""HAVC"""""" business, and have kids.
Ethan Perry
Eddie is the easiest 155 for Conrad
Oliver Russell
imagine your life was so godamn dope
that people literally believed that it was impossible to even exist
just imagine
Angel Evans
HAHAHA
Jordan James
Barboza
Jaxson Martinez
What does Cred Forums do for a living? i'm a chimney sweeping dock peasant
Elijah Jones
Sir I'll have you know that not only is Adan a top chimney sweeper, but if he shows up late he "guruntees" that he'll take 20% of your bill.
Xavier Perez
I know how this feels. Schaub has made my life significantly better. People can laugh all they want, but i'm iight.
Eli Wood
Eddie looks pretty strong. He could just control him.
Anthony Collins
lol it's hilarious and feels good man, I'm glad you get it
Daniel Watson
I'm a radiographer It's a bit boring but I'm making $90k/year with plenty of time to myself so I'm happy.
Xavier Gonzalez
Enjoy cancer.
Benjamin Sanchez
That's fucking cool man. So what's your typical day like? You do images and shit most of the time?
Benjamin Lewis
Schaub has ruined my life, everytime i see him i break down in rage and have to be physically restrained
Samuel Ramirez
Was teaching, probably going back into accounting since it's 10x the money.
James Diaz
Lay off the cheetos
Jeremiah Young
How much money do you guys think he receives for his "effort"
Upcoming events:
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I pray to god every night he wraps his porsche around a tree
Lucas Collins
Wow, thanks man, I really appreciate that you did this on Sunday, what a pleasure is to have you!
Sebastian Rodriguez
This is really something I'm concerned about Pretty much. It was easy to get into because the field only requires an associates degree, but I got some additional certifications so I could get paid more doing stuff besides just take x-rays. At the moment I'm working second shift at a hospital.
>I'm the manager of a small HVAC business >I do HVAC bud. You know, a trade the requires actual real tools, not just wire strippers and a green robbie lmaooo
Blake Baker
I will pray for you tonight.
Lincoln Hughes
Thank you for your service
Jonathan Mitchell
Yeah you should. My buddy had a huge fucking tumor pulled out of his neck and the doctor said it may have been caused by dental xrays.
Customs has these huge xrays machines than can see inside a shipping container that they make us drive though and whenever I do I think "well any sperm that were inside me were probably just killed and my chance of getting cancer just went up .001%
Gavin Flores
i get more autistic everytime i see heem :(
Levi Myers
...
Tyler Brown
> poor schaub i still remember rogan ripping into him relentlessly like it was yesterday
Charles Perez
What do I divsion would you currently say is the strongest?
Nolan Hughes
Schaub = God
Joshua Thompson
Worries about cancer are the whole reason why I work as hard as possible to never make mistakes and have to redo x-rays, for myself and for patients. I've seen people take 3 or 4 times as many images as they need to because they keep fucking up. I don't take as many as I used to because of my certifications but at this point I'm probably guaranteed cataracts by 50.
Robert Reed
Loving the threads lately bro
Asher Powell
Genuinely sad, even sadder that you don't realize you're praying TO him.
Logan Cook
Big Ten East, with 2 legit contenders.
Isaac Diaz
>Come back to /heem/ after a three month hiatus. >Schaub posting has become more cancerous than before.
Samuel Hill
Hard to believe some people actually earn decent money, huh kid?
Zachary Rivera
>slay his 1st Brazilian for a world title
Jeremiah Brown
That's a fine job. You can stream UFC for free anyway. You don't need any more money.
Is there a decent chance you get perma heemed by a container
Tyler Ortiz
That's tough, actually. Featherweight is full of killers, especially with all the former champs and top level fighters from other divisions, and in the next 5 years or so it'll probably explode because of people who started fighting because of McGregor. Meanwhile, Lightweight has the deepest talent pool to draw from and a good balance between the technical skill and agility of the lower weight classes and the strength of the higher ones. Also, Welterweight's full of absolute monsters to the point that a single misstep or weakness could lead to a swift and crushing loss.
Brayden Williams
>schaub getting btfo on a daily basis now >meanwhile rich has a multi million dollar business Rich bless
Connor Cox
Schaubposting has taken a back seat to canadian chimney sweep posting
Also guys I've been getting the same word over and over on my capthas all day. Calle. Different fonts, different signs but I keep getting "calle". its tripping me out.
Ethan Adams
ricardo did the right thing divorcing that repulsive bitch. i'm surprised he didn't eat her spleen roid raging
Adam Ross
Rich bless, goddammit. You do your vacuums bro?
Lucas Evans
It's happened. We average a fatality a year in our ports.
Would anyone here be a professional fighter if given the chance?
Nolan Scott
Lithcuck is a future heem champ
Ayden Evans
About to rewatch Dodson-Lineker. I'll let you guys know how wrong or right you are after I score it appropriately.
Levi Price
I envy the life of guys like Conor or stipe but I don't have the mettle to follow in their footsteps or chase the life of a prize fighter
Camden Johnson
Reply to this post with your best /heem/ webms
Carter Price
...
Elijah Thompson
only if i could avoid cte
Josiah Martin
como hago webms?
Oliver Parker
No sé wey, yo no los hago sólo los vendo
Adam Cruz
...
Landon Howard
>no rda vs eddie
Anthony Flores
...
David Carter
Wow, the disrespect. Why don't you post Woodley beating Koscheck, Condit, Kim, Lawler, Daley or Hieron? Also tell about the TRT exemption.
Hunter Parker
...
Leo Walker
why did they count the condit fight as a win via tko? I'll never understand this. like with silva vs weidman he atleast checked the kick and was previously lighting him up
Anthony Green
Stoppage due to injury is always a tko, whether inflicted by the opponent or just a freak occurrence.
How else would you describe it? The guy wasn't ko-ed, but he can't continue. Unless he taps or verbally gives up it's not a submission.
Jonathan Powell
Welterweight
Henry Turner
...
Logan Brooks
Schaub is gay
Christopher Phillips
>female extinct of fellatio No more bjs for Dana?
Gabriel King
ligh way divisun mane
Easton Ortiz
I want to see this shitshow so badly. If it doesn't happen I might just permaheem myself.
Anthony Jackson
Mayweather never took a leff and shot like Gooby's before
Landon Watson
I hate boxing so much
Liam Long
>doing grunt work on a dock
Longshoreman make pretty good income Senpai. Benefits and union too.
Alexander Perez
dude did you forget to reply to yourself in this post?
0.001%? definitely more than that dude
Ayden Gutierrez
Thanks man. Pretty dope eh?
James Ramirez
WEEEEE
ARE THE WARRIORS
THAT BUILT THIS TOWN
Liam Ward
The motherfucker isn't even trying to hide his PED use. #TESTLASHLEY #KILLALLWRESTLEFUCKERS
Nolan Perry
Doctor, going for a radiology residence soon hopefully.
Hudson Nguyen
Oh, 100%.
Ian Roberts
good job m8
Juan Price
>living On all levels but the physical, I am a skeleton.
Gavin Williams
If RDA hadn't pulled a classic hue and pulled out of the 196 card, Gooby would have defended his title by now.
Cooper Brown
its a bentley.
Nicholas Morales
>The omoplatas, Gracie. Give them to me.
Carson Allen
>el mejicano gatillado por el bbc
Parker Richardson
Thanks leafbro.
Julian Ortiz
schaub bless.
Lucas Gomez
how do i get into UFC lads i want to watch mcgregor heem a cunt when's the next match
It's Spanish for "street." Someone wants to know the names of streets in fucking Guatemala or whatever. And you're helping them. FOR FREE
Jack Hernandez
holy shit it's real
Eli Wood
You think you can just talk to me like that you little bitch? I will fuck your whole shit up. I will find where you live and kill you with a crowbar you little motherfucker. What you thought I was gonna say "get in my guard" like some meme spouting faggot? I've been training kickboxing since I was 16. As far as I'm concerned I'm the only real fight fan here. You probably don't even know the difference between a teep an a snap kick you fucking punk. I bet that fat cunt Ronda was your favorite fighter before she got locked the fuck out even harder than I would knock you out. Maybe you the. I'll fuck your bitch (assuming your dick isn't too small to have one) after I kick your ass cuz she won't say no to a real alpha male like me. Sit down and shut the fuck up, and go back to hiding behind your keyboard like the nigger you are kid.
Ryan Lewis
That isn't nice
Wyatt Mitchell
>McGregor >5'9 He's a manlet himself
Gavin Peterson
No, you stupid goof.
He's the King of Manlets. The only effective answer to manlets s a bigger manlet.
Chase Edwards
But if the manlet has to keep getting bigger, where is the cut off point when it becomes manlet vs non manlet
Landon Fisher
NO FUCKING WAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Noah Garcia
Is it racist that I assume every black fighter is some thug from street fighting than someone with a legitimate background?
Levi Bailey
>Conor "Gas out at the end of round 2" McGregor can go 12 rounds with the best
lmao
McGregor *IS* a manlet
Isaiah Green
what does heem stand for?
Colton King
Cred Forums would say 6'3 but I'd put it at 5'8 being short and anything below being manlet.
Brayden Brown
but he has the only redeeming quality of a manlet
>lanklet tier reach
David Turner
What fighter of the current roster is most likely to get dementia pugilistica?
Cameron Brown
>6'3"
6'4" is the new manlet cut off buddy. Even girls these days are taller with heels on.
Anthony Rivera
Anything bellow 6ft is manlet tier.
Basically if you are that tall, you're a normal goof fighting a manlet.
See Stupid goof.
Joseph Thompson
Kinda yeah
Anthony Reyes
>tfw 6'3"
Jayden Morgan
see anyone have the spicy banger list
Aaron Jackson
Roy Nelson
Leo Cook
Bigfoot, no question
or possibly Robbie
Grayson Jackson
His reach stats are fake. His arms are barely, if at all, longer than RDA''s.
Ayden Powell
>Imagine that — look at everybody up here, they're all dressed like me, they're all trying to talk like me, they're all trying to be me. Everyone in the game wants this fight. This is the lottery fight and this man took it on his last contract.
Elijah Walker
>His reach stats are fake But that and weight are the only thing UFC actually legitimately measures
Ethan Wood
Nate Diaz
Jaxon Cooper
Who /nightshift here?
Also Zombie is my boy
Gabriel Nguyen
> accurately measures > his arms grew since his UFC debut
Oliver Carter
Should Brooks have refused to fight Hue Cowboy given how much Cowboy missed weight?
Sebastian Jones
They did. He gave up height for reach. Gave 2 inches to artem in exchange for some of his reach
Jaxson Baker
which spicy banger was this
Ryder Powell
There definitely should have been something more than just the 20% fine.
You can't miss weight by that much, you just can't. UFC should have probably canceled the fight.
Henry Russell
Howboy was fucking huge compared to Brooks
Juan Cook
He's also a couple inches taller than RDA
Matthew Murphy
Yep.
Josiah Allen
Oh shit, AES better watch out. Good thing she already beat a dude in a sanctioned bout.
Ethan Watson
I would heem every here and twice on sundays
Jace Sanders
Which fighter is this dude dating again? I forgot.
Grayson Adams
lol guy is a joke, all those face tats and not a single person was ever afraid of him. Paper chin, too
Christian Reed
This happened ages ago but yeah nah let's all join the witch hunt why not
Jeremiah Carter
And he just pleaded guilty
Lincoln Brooks
Ashley Evans smith
Xavier Gutierrez
You sound super booty blasted right now. My boy Dan Kelly would slap the head off this clown. Next time choose a boy that doesnt shame our nation
Samuel Cox
shoulder width goes into reach you dumb fucking monkey.
Juan Parker
>Julz the Jackal >my boy Dude was a joke before this news got out.
I don't know about that but what the fuck was his corner thinking sending him out there with a rib injury? I can get doing it after the first round when it doesn't seem that bad but the dude was wincing with pain just breathing at the end of the second.
Carson Collins
Bros I have 93.7 inch reach. I can tie my shoes without bending over.
I would /heem/ you from a mountain top.
Eli Bailey
taisumov-hadzovic
Angel Garcia
Who is this guy? I thought he was the translator but he was really touchy touchy. He kissed Liniker,Cowboy and some other Brazilians on the cheek and maybe lips,was hugging them too. Is he the coach of all these guys?
Adrian Fisher
>it's 2017 >they still think he's some joker who the UFC hyped to sell tickets to Irish people
Andrew Garcia
>He's never kissed his translator on the mouth
Are you gay or something m8?
Angel Gomez
>4 Titles across 2 promotions. >Zero (0) defenses. Manufactured legacy.
Charles Nguyen
You'd think more people would realise how fucking ridiculous it is to try and move up in weight and become a two-division champ before you've even attempted a title defence. Even worse considering he's coming off a loss and a majority decision to a great-but-not-elite guy in the weight class.
Lincoln Allen
>KTFO'd one of the best P4P fighters in the world and greatest featherweight champ of all time >also sets record for most ppv sales in MMA history
Lol, stay mad h8ers
Hunter Cooper
Alvarez will be stopped in the first round
Submission (Punches)
Logan Rodriguez
>defending Cage Warriors titles instead of signing for the UFC great career move there m8
If you don't think Nate would kick the shit out of Eddie then you're a goof
Julian Morris
>that non-response Conorcasuals are a funny bunch
Xavier Nelson
How is that a non response? He gave a valid reason for not defending his first two titles and he is implying that you underestimate the value of a win over Nate. Those are very direct responses
Cameron Butler
Your bait sucks man. >you see, Nate is actually elite. I can tell because he beat Cowboy and Cowboy beat Eddie. Conorcasuals are a funny bunch
Aaron Lewis
>WAAAAAAAH I DON'T LIKE HIM THEREFORE HE A SHIT LUCKY PROTECTED FIGHTER OF FIXED FIGHTS
How is he supposed to defend two Cage Warriors belts when he's signed with the UFC. Did you also want him to defend the Interim FW belt?
If RDA hadn't pussied out Conor would be a 3 weight world champion right now and preparing to heem that other scared little Brazilian into oblivion again.
Jeremiah Ward
>Brooks made his second defense against Marcin Held on November 6, 2015 at Bellator 145.[9] Despite Held popping Brooks' knee in the opening round, Brooks continued on and won the fight via unanimous decision to retain the Bellator Lightweight Championship.
Hes won on injury before... Brooks is one tough motherfucker really hated seeing it go down like that
Jayden Sanders
Did you forget he also beat Michael Johnson? >B-b-but he's not good either because he lost to Nate and Nate lost to Goober
Evan Bennett
kek, rare flag such brazen
David Reyes
Now you see that's a non response because you didn't have a decent response to the first point
(Also Nate beat the number 5 ranked guy in the division fair and square, but I guess top 5 isn't elite in your opinion)
Logan Wilson
But I do like conor. I don't think he got lucky and I don't think he's protected?
I enjoy /heems/ and I enjoy watching him fight.
But he refuses to defend any of his belts. Making him largely a manufactured champion.
Control your caps, it just makes you look pathetic.
Robert Lopez
Some Aussie had a very funny Krazy Horse reaction image that I really really really liked and I can't find it in the archives
Post it again, thank you
Brayden Williams
take those stupid ass glasses off
>make me >make me >make me >make me >repeated
*takes glasses off*
>make me
you took em off
>make me
thank you, you took em off
*puts glasses back on and spills spaghetti all over while flicking his nose*
What did Goober mean by this?
Evan Johnson
everybody knows LW is Khabib's belt kek now shut your potato gobbler
Eli Morris
He was shaken.
Benjamin Powell
Yeah, he had a good moment going there but he got carried away and forgot what he was doing
Ryan Fisher
Anybody else think Goober really is making too quick a turnaround from his Nate fight and really risking it coming in somewhat beat up here?
I feel like fresh Eddie really might have the advantage here
Gavin Myers
holy fuck its a Greg-poster using logic what the fuck
Isaac Garcia
>le epic less top 10 wins at LW than everybody including McGregor Russian stronkman
>>>/reddit/ is that way friendo
Logan Martin
Conor is relying of eddie getting into the pocket. He hurt his leg but he doesn't expect to need a lot of kicks since eddie is so hittable. He's banking more on his counter striking since eddie is constantly pressing forward.
Also he'll probably be fine by fight time anyway.
Henry Wilson
>5'8 being short and anything below being manlet.
Did you just call me a manlet? I'm 5'4 and I would whoop your ass mate, be careful with your words.
Benjamin Perez
And yet no one thinks Conor stands a chance against him? kek
Jayden Bennett
conor will be retired before khabib fights again
Carter Roberts
...
Cooper Johnson
get your autism checked please
Dominic Campbell
one can only dream
Jaxon Myers
kek, first pass with paint cuz apparently i deleted photoshop
Nicholas Hernandez
It's finally here lads.
Michael Carter
>brazilian doing anything post USADA
Yewl do nuttin
Jason Clark
I'll literally kill you pussy.
Ayden Martin
good morning and happy monday, my fellow cagefighting connoisseurs
is this a new meme
Jacob Brooks
i dont get the joke
Parker Gutierrez
not gonna be a lot of crossover appeal between a Mad Men reference MMA joke
but in the show the top guy thinks he's in bottom guy's head and that bottom guy is super worried about getting cucked out of his job
then they have this exchange in the elevator
Liam Williams
that doesn't work for Khabib though Khabib hasn't said much about Conor or vice versa its the fans consensus that Khabib is the uncrowned champion based on skill
>tfw go to Columbia and am going to join the Army after I graduate in hopes that one day I become a 4-star General
Colton Lewis
are they cyclists? figure skaters? lovers? how they end up in an octagon?
Cameron Brooks
10/10
Oliver Murphy
#dadlife
Cooper Thompson
>>also sets record for most ppv sales in MMA history what's THAT got to do with his fighting ability? lol
Simple fact: you're not champ until you successfully defend your belt.
Anthony Richardson
cute t.bh
Brandon Long
tiger looks pretty retarded what a shit bloke passing your cte on genetically
Jaxson Long
Light skin is best gal
Luke Perez
> you're not champ until you successfully defend your belt that you get from becoming the champ after beating the current champ
lmao?
John Mitchell
What's the biggest size of opponent MM could take if they were untrained Definitely above 200 pounds imo
Ryan Hernandez
lmao anti conor logic is as bad as conor dick riding logic what can you do
just enjoy the entertainment goobs provides, it's unmatched in modern mma
Easton Harris
>fake tits i know black chicks usually have shit-tier saggy baggies but fake tits are even worse
Cooper Evans
>what's THAT got to do with his fighting ability? lol It's weird how smug you can come across in text, ya tool. I'll answer that question with another question though. What's the difference between Conor and Chael? They're both massive shit talkers but one sells more and has a shit ton of fans. It's probably because one has mostly knockouts and only one loss in the UFC
Ayden Davis
no bullying please
Asher Gonzalez
Chadlet Mendes could wrestlefuck Alvarez.
Elijah Harris
Mommy's nips are hard.
Connor Bell
THICC
Eli Gonzalez
his wife looks like shit now
Camden Williams
put the cheetos down my man
Brayden Price
Nate has outstruck everybody in his division on the feet. When he fought RDA, he was getting the better of him in every exchange. RDA won because outside of the exchanges he would chop nate's leg and back off. He also made Cowboy, Michael Johnson, and Gray Maynard look like fools in the ring. Nate could easily be the LW champ if he would just learn how to check a leg kick.
Charles Johnson
oh wow what a fucking surprise! A guy that looks like that who beats women. NO ONE WOULD HAVE GUESS IT!
Fucking idiot bitch...
Noah Clark
nate might be the best LW at long punching range, but when kicks are added he can crumble
nate taught cowboy alot, since then he has gotten way better at bjj and boxing and because of RDA cowboy is really into wrestling and counter knees.
sucks he still doesn't have an answer for liver shots at LW
Angel Stewart
Worse then Ledeckyfags
Carter Fisher
Bisping's son also got the bantz
Hudson Campbell
>1st time on /heem/ for months >still 95% Schaubposting and McTappy "discussion"
Oh how I regret the golden days of /heem/
Lucas Nelson
So...If Darren Elkins' face wasn't enough to convince you that he's a retard, this should remove any and all doubt.
Matthew Rogers
damn mayhem really fucked his shit up
John Fisher
>le edgy swede meme man
Jose Perry
should of put that on his temple to imply brain damage
Xavier Torres
reminder conor will literally have to kill eddie to finish him.
eddie is chinny, he gets rocked and dropped almost every fight, thing is he pops right back up every time. conor will rock eddie at least once but most likely he'll need to do it three or four times in a row to heem him
Evan Campbell
Why does he look so old?
Autism?
Jeremiah Barnes
You say that like Dirty Herb won't be stopping it the second Eddie hits the floor
Jack Flores
if he doesn't automatically pop back up like normal that's his own fault honestly and is herb dean the ref? I thought it was the buff manlet
Lincoln Clark
>buff manlet
Joseph Diaz
I wonder where she's hiding her phylactery
at least it's not worse than dernfags
Jaxson Nguyen
Is this shopped? Amazing how sometimes she can be attractive and other times repulsive.
Isaac Gutierrez
Post your fightfu
Hudson Howard
>eddie is chinny
Holy shit you casuals are ridiculous. Didn't think you retards would somehow turn this into an actual meme
That's because you're a bed-wetter with zero aspirations in life
You are a failure and you will always be one because of you and you only
Eugene Bless your awful soul
Jason Adams
i liked just to cancel out your dislike :^)
Thomas Richardson
Just cancelled out YOUR like, bud
Ryder Moore
Just cancelled out your fat finger hitting the keyboard
Easton Flores
>tfw i could cancel every here
Logan Kelly
I'll cancel out your life if you hop in my guard bitch boy
Camden Jones
stipe tapped
Juan Turner
You have no guard, just an open anus ready to be penetrated, fuckboy
Evan Brown
would heem bisbong' son tb h
James Sanders
looks like I just liked it again, boyo. i can do this all night. had enough? or do you want to want to get permaheemed in front of all your friends?
Hunter Diaz
RIDING BLACK MAN
Easton Murphy
...
Evan Perez
Welcome to "If I Did It", a show where we analyze and solve PR kerfuffles from the world of MMA and beyond.
Andrew Clark
...
Oliver Green
Kid Nate Bless
Joshua Walker
>Heavy Hands
Kevin White
white people should feel guilty
Caleb Allen
it's fucking horrible
Jason Morgan
LOOKWHATJEWMADEMEDOOOOOO
Jason Reed
I'd argue that Tony Ferguson would be an easier fight just with how reckless he is. He leaves his chin out there when he's rushing in. That's how Landon clipped him and even Barboza, who's not known for his boxing (though it's looking better), was landing some pretty decent shots.
Zachary Brown
lewis vs ngannou when
Gavin Mitchell
...
William Williams
Start by watching this weekends 204...i think itl be a bit light on heems but its decent
Cooper Hughes
why spanairds are the worst shitposters?
Carson Kelly
isnt this the same guy who got heemd in 9 secs after taunting his opponent in that aussie-man video? haha
Ian Bennett
What hour is Jewani's show ?
Adrian Collins
Yeah me too man ... brooks is talented as shit....what makes it worse is that it was a guy who didnt even bother cutting weight....i mean missing by a pound is forgivable but 6 lbs, comon son , should have been deducted a point
Nicholas Reed
The MMA hour
Charles Morgan
>tfw going to UFC 204
comfy feel
Ryan Phillips
im jelly, wish i got tickets but didnt think theyd sell out so quickly
Liam Butler
you'll be sending Hendo your energy, right user?
Chase Russell
Jesus what a shit tier tattoo ,to be fair it does look like he regrets it though.
Joshua Hernandez
I walked into that
Brandon Green
>mfw mandingo fighting lewis kills ngannou
lucky. bisking or hendo?
Caleb Parker
yeah im lucky i have the UFC fight club presale Of course Bisping but I like Hendo too and him winning would be like a perfect movie ending.
Jaxson Hughes
...
Carter Cook
i dont believe him. 800k + ppv money would be a lot of money to say no to, especially if wme-ufc offered a trilogy fight with bisping
Gavin Myers
i'm lonely
Ian Young
Yeah it seems too much money to pass up, although maybe he would want to go out on top and spend more time with his family. I'm sure he isn't struggling for money.
they have a ton of popular europeans fighting yet they have it start in the middle of the fucking night for murican viewers
they fucked up on that one imo
Nolan Gomez
> the main card is expected to begin at 3:00 am (October 9) local time in Manchester (GMT), with a full preliminary card beginning at approximately 11:00 pm (October 8) local time.[2][3] Despite the very late starting time, ticket demand was exceptionally high, as all tickets for the venue sold out in a matter of minutes.[4]
yeah just like here in holland, but they are basically fucking over fox/bt sports by doing this because not alot of people are gonna be watching at 3 am
Ayden Hughes
Catch ya's later
Evan Green
a cane
Logan Gray
>This man is supposed to be Christian
Oliver Lopez
>Jung's military service comes to an end in mid-October 2016, and according to his team, he is hoping to fight in the UFC again in late 2016 or early 2017
Josiah Sanders
>Klitschko is gonna get the belt back >hes gonna be champ for another decade
Cooper Sanchez
>only in April
This year feels really fucking long.
Lucas Jackson
So much has happened it's no wonder
All the memes man, I'm afraid nothing will ever top 2016 MMA
Landon Lee
Sucks. Fury was the GOAT.
Asher Hernandez
I came here expecting discussion of the Julian Wallace noodle incident. Was he in the right for beating his fiance up for bringing home the wrong noodles? I think he's innocent.
Tyler Sanders
i've been watching mma for maybe 5 years now, maybe 6, i'm sure we'll eventually see better
Elijah Hernandez
He's plead guilty, and his ex and AES both have a better MMA record than he does.
Brody King
-Checked- XYZ4 -Oman-
Bentley Nelson
I wonder what it feels like to be in a ufc bout. Gooby was so disoriented he though he won 4-1. Even Lawler forgot he was resting on the cage with Condit after the end of their fight.
Oliver Sanders
he won 3-2 anyway, Chael Sonnen said he forgot what round it was heading into the 4th and 5th against Anderson, you're just amped on adrenaline and running on autopilot at that point
Grayson Brown
let "shitpost" mean "bad" let "worst" mean "maximumbad" by double negation rules, maximumbad bad means great therefore spaniards are great posters
Asher Torres
Stipeh thought he was dropped by a kick.
Michael Gutierrez
Autopilot is a strange thing, surprised they still follow ufc rules when knocked the fuck out. Matt Brown said he was put on autopilot twice when he fought Thompson. And he won somehow.
Eli Bell
She fought in Invicta once and lost horribly
Jaxon Lewis
cruz and mouse are the only ones can remember fights
Xavier Smith
who is the bigger man?
was connor wearing heels?
Wyatt Brown
>sweatingman.png
Liam Brooks
Conor just has a massive head
Mason Murphy
yeah man i think its the beard
Carter Diaz
>Tim Kennedy: Rashad Evans has a 'diminished' chin
Alexander Jones
that's pretty great
Jack Hall
Hola Cage Fighting Connoisseurs
Wyatt Powell
Bunch of fake fight fans ITT
Chase Butler
what's wrong with women
Thomas Ortiz
Fuck Josh Samman
Liam Kelly
twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/782928295698784674
CONOR INJURED LIKELY OUT OF 205
Parker Perez
>landed a headkick wearing timberland boots >she tapped ebin
Oliver Cook
...
Brandon Cooper
blocked :)
Dominic Roberts
>go back to the jungle >lives in poland
Landon Hughes
You won't capture any (you)s faking Conor pulling out, he always shows up. Weidman, khabib, Alvarez, and woodley are better choices.
Chase Barnes
Condairo deffo wearing banana peels
That said he's an average to large sized 155er.
Jayden Gonzalez
Conor is not a large 155er. He didn't even make the ww limit at 202.
James Howard
Most of the top 15 are 5'10 or more.
Jonathan Hill
>Condairo deffo wearing banana peels speak English you kangaroo in a cowboy hat
Jack Cook
>I'm the first one to wear a suit and trash talk I wish somebody would've called him out on this. I guess if they did he would've just shouted over them like usual.
>le epic trash talk man >just yells the same thing over and over until the other person stops talking
Dylan Adams
MAD
Jayden Johnson
today's weight classes are outdated
there should be a 162.5lbs class as well as a 177.5lbs one, plus 195
call them super lightweight, superwelterweight and supermiddleweight if u wish
Adrian Flores
fuck australians, they suck at fighting and they're a bunch of mushmouthed backpacker murdering criminals
Daniel Ortiz
Source? Was that at the 205 presser?
Nicholas Rivera
>tfw Hendo vs Bisping II is a 5 round war that is FOTY
Tyler Martinez
I'm surprised he was able to beat Evans-Smith
Nathaniel Anderson
It's not going to go past the second round.
Samuel Lewis
...
Ian Reyes
hendos chin is deleted and hendo can knock anyone out if he connects
Isaiah Nguyen
Yes
Grayson Rogers
he can't knock me out
Parker Perez
>Bisping's son picked Dan to win
Bet the house on Bong lads
Benjamin Clark
I think everybody is going to be surprised. No early heems this weekend. Think Bisping vs Silva combined with Hendo vs Shogun There will be blood.
Samuel Jenkins
Nice, taking the McGregor approach
Ayden Perry
Connor is 5'8 (just below average) and was fighting at high ~160s for 200. He's also got a 74" reach. Ok it's too much to say he's a large 155er but it's definitely a comfortable class for him and he's not significantly out sized, if at all.
According to the UFC webby Eddie is 5'9 with a 69 reach. I say condo pieces him up on the feet.
Hunter Brown
Dan doesn't have the chin left for that especially against a high volume striker like Bisping - either he pulls of another KO or Bisping TKO's him before the third.
Luke Nguyen
I bet you picked Tim Boetsch and Lombard to beat him also
Camden Baker
What's your backup plan for watching UFC 204 if the lights go out and anarchy ensues?
Carter Ross
I'm not saying Henderson can't win, but it won't be by decision and it very likely won't go past the third round.
John Price
>just below average
Lad, the average includes legless WWII veterans. If you're not at least 6'2, you're on the small side of average.
Samuel Smith
>Florida gets hit with another hurricane >demands reparations
Luis Barnes
Shit I might watch Hurricane Mathew instead.
Oliver Anderson
Im going to be watching it in the arena so hopefully the lights dont go out
Sebastian Sanders
there hasn't been a hurricane here in over a decade lol
Leo Hernandez
Meant just below average for lightweights famalamb
Jaxon Cruz
Gets me out of class again, lets get Hurricane Matthew near the panhandle please
Nolan Miller
>class
good boy
Blake Walker
fucking nice, i'm 6'2,0157 and my reach is 83''
Brayden James
wheres pickfag
Isaiah Russell
getting real fed up with all the goofs itt. Hendo is not done. Bisping is coming into this fight cocky as fuck. Bisping and heem are giving Dan no hespect. It's disgraceful. Bisping believes in his power now because he finally learned how to sit down on a punch. Not a good idea to stand and swing with Hendo. I can't wait until Bisping comes in overconfident and gets rocked with an H Bomb. The memes will be sweet this weekend.
Carson Martinez
I try to be a good boy, good sir
Asher Murphy
you need a diploma to be a cuck?
Easton Phillips
>Gookmoot isn't making enough money off of Cred Forums >posts about it on /qa/ which apparently still exists >decides he's going to shit it up with ads/delete boards/remove posting features >I wouldn't even be surprised if user registration happened in the future
It's been a pleasure memeing with you, lads. I figured it would come to this someday. The Cred Forums pass shit was the warning siren and now the bombs are here. Can't believe people actually thought this slant was capable of anything other than this based on his failed ownership of 2ch.
Dylan Lewis
if lombard couldnt finish Hendo then I dont think bisbong can(easily)
either Hendo wins in the early rounds or Bisbong drags a DEC or a finish in 4th or 5th
I think that Bisbong will underestimate him with his newly gained confidence combined with a little insecurity. He wont feel the same hunger as he did pre-belt and I think he will get heemd
Juan Cruz
Why the fuck do you want picks on Bektic ? He's both on early prelims and without an opponent
Ayden Miller
Bisping Mousasi Saint Preux Omielanczuk TBD
Ayden Peterson
My bookie is offering odds on Bisping/Hendo ending in KO at 1.45 and ending in decision at 3.25. (for the non-degenerate among us; if you bet a dollar on a KO, you will get $1.45 back when Dan lands the H-bomb).
Is this as close to free money as exists today? You could load up literally thousands on a KO victory and hedge your bets completely.
(inb4 Bisping gets the RNC)
Aaron Peterson
go chase a sprinkler in a park
Caleb Morales
Will Eddie end McMeme?
Dominic Moore
any fanzants around?
Jaxson Gutierrez
You now remember Rory MacDonald
Hunter Kelly
>tfw Brock is now the highest ranked Canadian in the UFC
Thomas Mitchell
he will make his debut in summer of 2017. he is planning to take both the 170 and the 185 belt. him and coker are just the exact opposite duo as conor and dana i'm hyped for this new direction of bellator nonetheless: the chael, dantas, phil davis, rory, koreshkov and schlemenko and... well, the rest is shit because even the octagon announcer and the two commentators are completely retarded, and that's what's killing bellator. they need to put an end to these cringeyworthy promo videos.
Josiah Peterson
Hendo just to win is +185 on Bodog bruh. Get online. Internet bookies have no idea what they're doing with MMA.
Robert Adams
>big nog KO'd Schaub
Ethan Moore
>three people that will never touch ufc gold
Sad really.
Lincoln Robinson
has anyone been more unlucky than rory? it seems like if he was 6 months ahead or behind he would be huge, he was nearly a champ
Jaxon Watson
Dead meme, thank God jj will end kk
Jaxon Williams
Jackson-Wink fighters coming off of losses: Carlos Condit* Alistair Overeem Andrei Arlovski* John Dodson Holly Holm* Tim Kennedy BJ Penn* Clay Guida* Kyle Noke*
Stars indicate a streak of AT LEAST two losses
>The Most Serene Republic of Jackson-Wink
Anthony Murphy
>Internet bookies have no idea what they're doing with MMA.
>he really believes this
Sebastian Ward
don'y think Guida trains with Jackson-Wink anymore
Jayden Harris
truely a memecamp
Caleb Gomez
...
Alexander Ward
>God
Dominic Myers
I literally read that in an article about betting on MMA not too long ago. It's part of why Holm, Diaz, Miesha, ect were such ridiculous underdogs. Obviously they know what they're doing but they're still relatively new to MMA betting.
Chase Young
Odds are also largely based on where th public is putting money on. Not many people were picking Holm, Diaz or Miesha.
Hudson Rodriguez
jesus fuck. seeing that face of edmund makes me want to fuck shit up immediately
Cooper Cox
Without question, by far the stupidest fighter in the UFC
Daniel Wright
Exactly, bookies haven't figured out how to compensate for the extreme amount of hype from casuals in those situations.
Leo Jenkins
they dont need to, its like that in every sport.
For example
More hype about Ronda = More money being put on Ronda = bookies have to make Ronda's odds very low and Holm's very high to spread the betting patterns
Matthew Wilson
I wish I could find the article so I could remember what it was about exactly. I'm still new to betting.
Tyler Evans
Yea I was thinking about that the other day. Seems like Holly v Ronda was a recent peak for them and they've been on a steep decline since. Do you have a list of their entire roster for comparison?
Grayson Ross
can /heem/ help me pick boxing gloves.
looking at these venum challenger 2.0 gloves atm, PU leather, I'm going to start kickboxing so somewhat budget gloves are preferred
Mason Turner
Thats how it's meant to be If the popular fighter had good odds as well, bookies would go bankrupt cause everyone would have no qualms betting on them
Mason Campbell
So what's with this McGregor retiring shit?
Kayden Collins
Just get Fairtex if your doing Kickboxing, they are the best
Dylan Adams
I saw something about how last year if you bet a certain amount on every underdog in the UFC you would have won a fairly large amount of money but this year you would have been at a loss.
Jacob Lee
venum is the coolest mma brand desu
Samuel Reyes
oh he thought he could use it as leverage to get on the UFC200 card but failed miserably
Hudson Ward
yes it's exactly why I won't buy any shorts or shirts with venum branded on it lol
Benjamin Flores
they're a bit expensive. they go for 100€ here and I'm looking more for something like 50€
Eli Sanders
At this stage it doesn't matter what gloves you get. You just want to get your technique down and keep your hands safe, anything will do.
You'll learn once you start that it's not all about having the best or coolest looking equipment.
I've been doing Muay Thai 3 years and went and bought a pair of TWINS for my first few sessions. Cost me £60 and wasn't necessary although they're durable as fuck.
Just get 14/16oz gloves off Amazon, this size will protect your hands and let you develop your technique because they're heavier.
Learn also how to wrap your hands properly.
Always keep your guard up and good luck, I go 3 times a week I top of working a full time job and all memes aside it's rewarding as fuck to finally commit to martial arts.
Brody Davis
venum is a memebrand
Adrian Lee
thanks bud, appreciate it, will do
link dan een webshop wat ik moet bestellen
Jeremiah Collins
Apex ringside and Muay Thai factory got the best ones.
Nathaniel Ross
Twins aregood
Parker Watson
twins zijn wel goed anders koop je matsuru die zijn wel goedkoop
Christopher Jones
Why /hype/ for Marc Diakiese? Here are his last two fights.
I wouldn't be surprised if Bisping/Hendo plays out exactly like Bisping/Rockhold did, just in reverse.
Bisping will come in way overconfident, and not really take Henderson seriously as an opponent. No matter how much better you are on paper, anyone can get heemed if they get careless, and I get the sense that Bisping has kinda forgotten that - just like Rockhold did.
I'd still give it to Bisping if I had to bet on it, but getting strong upset vibes.
>tfw roidmero gets manhandled by Weidman cause god hates cheaters
Mason Martinez
>landed a head kick with timberland boots >ko'd him back with a head kick of her own
Connor Powell
AND THEN YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT
Luis Sullivan
...
Kevin Green
Why is this meme so funny? I crack up everytime I see the baldo with the giant headphones and the Morgan freeman looking guy with the white partial dye.
Jace Jones
>tfw you want to see cruz and cody both get heemed
Anthony Roberts
you have cruz, cody, tj and lineker you want to see both cruz and cody get heemed cruz doesn't want the rematch with tj lineker heems cruz tj heems cody lineker vs tj i just cucked half of the top5 but who gives a shit about mr tate right
Zachary Lee
damn.
Ethan Price
Why the fuck does Big John always wants to power trip in the Octagon?, I guess he missed being a cop and gunning down groids
Ryder Parker
Weird picture of Rosebutt.
I'd eat it.
Cooper Smith
I would heem every here and twice on sundays
Benjamin Flores
NEW
Nathan Phillips
ayo hol up y u be posten that senpai?
Logan Scott
...
Connor Rodriguez
>but failed miserably
Considering 202 was better than 200 in every conceivable way, I don't think so